Author has written 20 stories for Ice Age, Warriors, Psych, Big Bang Theory, and Web Shows.
Hello, profile stalkers! i hope you people like my stories. :) I would love to get requests, and don't hesitate to ask!! i want everyone who reads my stories to know that i really care and it means alot to me, so...THANK YOU SO MUCH :D
And now -points in random direction- to the rest of my profile!!!!
Gender: I am of the female species.
Age: In my teens.
Hair color: brown.
Eye color: Green with a golden ring around the pupil
Favorite T.V. shows : Psych, Big Bang Theory, Leverage, How I met your mother.
Favorite Book series: WARRIOR CATS!!!! WOO!!
Favorite Songs: Fantasy by Aldo Nova, One More Night by Maroon Five, Gravity of Love by Enigma, Private eyes by Hal & Oates, I Found Out About You by Gin Blossoms.
Favorite cartoon: Spongebob. Who doesn't love that crazy sponge?
Main goals: To find out if Annie is okay. Find out who let the dogs out. Touch MC hammer.
Enough boring stuff about me, now -points in another random direction- to the good part of my profile!!!
Awesome quotes section:
[Lassiter grabs Shawn by the collar and leads him into the hall]
Shawn: You know, if this is some sort of hazing ritual and we're gonna end up naked in a field, I'll need to arrange for a ride first.
Lassiter: Spencer, if I see you anywhere near this case, I'll throw every book I can find at you.
Shawn: Oh yeah? And what if you find the Bible? Are you gonna throw that too? Seems a little sacrilegious to me don't you think?
Vick: Now, Mr. Spencer.
Henry/Shawn: [together] Yes?
Vick: Oh, I meant the older... Sorry, not old... less...
Shawn: Handsome? Less hair? Less friends on Facebook?
Henry: Less nose...
:(speaking to his dad) No, that was the toaster alarm I invented in the third grade that woke you up by smacking you in the face with a waffle.
Club Member: I had no idea psychics did so well.
Sid: If I didn't know you better, Diego, I'd think you were afraid of water-*Diego gasping Sids neck choking him* Okay! Okay! Good thing I know you better!
me: Everyday I'm shufflin'
teacher: stop that!
me: sorry for party rocking
teacher: what do you have to say for yourself?
me: i'm sexy and i know it!
-Pick the month you were born in-
January I killed
-Pick the day you were born on-
1 A banana
-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-
White Because a hobo stole my taco.
-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are...
I slapped a mop because a hobo stole my taco! AWESOME :D
If you have ever ran into a door , copy and paste this to your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven
Copy and paste if you are in love with Shawn Spencer.
If you now want a Ford Echo just because of Psych, copy and paste this to your wall
If you associate everything to Psych, copy and paste to your profile.
Copy and paste if you began training yourself to be like Shawn Spencer when you started watching Psych.
If everyone thinks you are unhealthily obsessed with Psych, copy and paste this to your profile.
If everyone thinks you're weird for watching Psych all the time, paste this to your profile.
If you watch Psych repeats because you love it so much, paste this to your wall.
FAKE FRIENDS VS. REAL FRIENDS:
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
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mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
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be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart, Littlewhisker, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor,IceFang and FireCloud, Meadowcreek
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off.
If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor,IceFang and FieCloud, Meadowcreek
If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Emberflame of MoonClan, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor,IceFang and FireCloud,
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor, Meadowcreek
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the stupid leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
95% of teens would cry if they saw JUSTIN BIEBER at the top of a skyskraper about to jump.Copy and Paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!".
This is Kitty.
Copy and paste Kitty into your
Things to do on an Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group Hug!" then enforce it
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