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I CHANGED MY PROFILE PIC FOR THE DURATION OF THE QUIDDITCH LEAGUE FANFICTION COMPETITION! The pic is my own creation and what I think the Ballycastle Bats' logo would look like.
I am 20 years old and am Pansexual, Demi-Romantic, and GenderFluid. I just love crossovers of all different kinds. My hobbies include drawing, playing the piano, reading, singing, and dancing. I also love sarcasm. It's the peanut butter to my jelly!
The fellon at the end of my name, was a replacement for my actual name. My mother gave me the nickname, because when I was a child, I ate watermelon all the time in the summer and I began to smell like watermelon. Watermelonsmellin*&%$ was my nickname and I just changed the last word for my name on fiction sites.
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I wrote some humor for the peeps. I posted this on Tumblr on August 4th 2015 at 1:05 am.
VICTORY FOR NOW
Finally get home,
Strip yourself bare,
Turn on the shower head,
Enter with care.
Body in pain,
Feeling a bit queasy,
Huffing a sigh,
The day wasn’t easy.
Feeling like crap,
Watching the gore,
Ooze from your body,
And fall to the floor.
As it goes down the drain,
You’ve won the battle,
You lived through the pain.
Congrats on your victory,
You’ve beat me again,
Enjoy your celebration,
Until next month my ‘friend’. -Love, Your period.
By Watermelonsmellinfellon. :)
NAME: H. Marie L.
LIKE: lots of things
HATE: stated below
HAIR: hip length, dark
EYES: brown/green flecks
B-DAY: in August
You have an IQ of 154
I'm 20. Mixed race and a mutt(Though no one believes me cause my skin is white. Yet, I tan darker than my father. Funny, I know! Then they see my dad and ask, are you part Mexican?). I hate racism. Blacks hating whites. Whites hating blacks. Asians hating Jews. Russians hating Asians. Americans hating the Japanese(For Pearl Harbor. Though that happened in 1941 and most of those people aren't even alive anymore. Puerto Ricans hating Mexicans and vice versa. I hate all racism. Deal with it.
Meaning of color and your birthday!!
Don 't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good.(I cheated and my wish did'nt come true TT.TT)adeadlyrose
Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!, The answers are at the bottom.
1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow?
2. Your first initial?
3. Your month of birth?
4. Which color do you like more, black or white?
5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
6. Your favorite number?
7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?
8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)
1. If you choose:
Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
2. If your initial is:
A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
4. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
5. This person is your best friend.
6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.
7. If you chose:
Flying: You like adventure.
Driving: You are a laid back person.
8. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday
(I did this and it was true!-Watermelonsmellinfellon)
Words of wisdom...
Never assume that the worst has come,
You'll leave yourself open, and more could be done,
Press on through your trials, and you will see,
That life's not as bad as it could be.:)-H.M.L.
"Some say, that the glass is half empty. Others say, that it's half full. I say, shut up and be grateful that there's something in there for you to drink."-T.M.W.(A quote by my mom, and I've always loved it!)
My nicknames are What, What The?, Ooit, HellyBelly, HellsBells, Meeblee, and many others that have my actual name in them.
I love any pairing that has to do with Kagome(from Inuyasha).
I love the colors purple and green. Thanks to Heath Ledger's portrayal of the Joker. May you be missed.
Letter from a cat
I am not a toy, I am not a mannequin, I am not one for your silly amusement.
I am not a poodle.
You may not shear me like a sheep, dye my fur a wacky color, or whatever else it is you do to my beautiful coat and mane that causes you great aesthetic pleasure.
Yes, I may be as ferocious as a lion, but that does not mean I wish to resemble one. Please take heed of this warning, or I will be peeing in your sock drawer, and will stand post outside of your door singing the song of my people at 5 AM. Every morning.
Your feline. (Now please feed me).
I posted this on my Tumblr page... I felt it should be pointed out, since many people forget.
Okay, so I’ve seen a lot of people get angry at Dumbledore for making the traps protecting the stone so easy that three first years could get past them. But let’s sit back and think about this for a moment…
They were supposedly set to keep out adults. You can’t expect some random witch or wizard to have skills in everything. Only people like Albus, Tom, and even Severus would have the skills necessary to make it past every trap on their own.
Trap #1 Cerberus. Hagrid. Going by the book. A lot of people wouldn’t know how to fend off one without killing it. A lot wouldn’t be smart enough to check its feet to see a trap door. The three heads business would be enough to terrify the intelligence from most.
Hagrid accidentally gave Harry, Hermione, and Ron a way to get past him. Pure luck for three first years.
Trap #2 Devil’s Snare. Sprout. Going by the book. They drop through the door and land on a tentacle like plant that begins constricting around them and squeezing them to death. Harry and Ron don’t know what it is. Devil’s Snare was taught at the end of the year in Herbology without a physical demonstration and since neither care much enough to check up on it, they didn’t know. Hermione however, did. If she didn’t know what it was and how to stop it, they would have been dead. Simple.
Trap #3 Flying Keys. Hooch and Flitwick. Going by the book. Hermione’s spell didn’t work on the door, so they have to resort to something else. Harry has the natural skill at flying that neither Ron or Hermione have. He is also a Seeker and is able to spot the correct key, among the hundreds of others, whereas the other two couldn’t. Hermione didn’t seem to do well on a broom and nothing about Ron’s skill was mentioned. Therefore, it is up to Harry to get the key down. He then has to out-fly enchanted keys bent on doing him harm, the moment he touches the broom.
Trap #4 Chessboard. McGonagall. Going by the book. Ron has been playing chess for years and is rather good at it. Hermione thinks it’s barbaric and useless and Harry is just really bad at it. Someone is needed to play the game so that they may advance. Ron steps up and ensures that Harry checkmates the other king. Ron is sacrificed in essence.
Trap #5 Mountain Troll. Quirrell. Going by the book. Luckily it had already been disposed of by Quirrellmort, so Hermione and Harry did not have to fight it. Pure luck.
Trap #6 Potion Riddle. Snape. Going by the book. Harry and Hermione are now trapped in a room with 7 vials of ‘potions’. I honestly don’t understand the riddle. To this day, I and my mother are at a loss. Three bottles of poison, two bottles of wine, one to go forward, and one to go behind.( Hermione revealed logic to be in play and admitted that, ‘A lot of the greatest witches and wizards haven’t got an ounce of logic, they’d be stuck in here forever.’ She solved it for Harry in under ten minutes.
Trap #7 Mirror of Erised. Dumbledore. Going by the book. Harry was tasked with getting the stone which was in the mirror somehow. Only a person who wanted to find the stone, but not use it, would retrieve it. Add on the threat of Quirellmort - a wizard with much more ‘skill’ than him - and Harry is in great danger.
However, Harry did not do much. He got the stone, told a measly lie, and defended his parents to Voldemort’s ‘face’. It was Lily’s protection that saved Harry and the stone in the end.
So let’s recount…
How many singular first years are going to think to look at a three headed, massive dog’s feet? When it is growling at them and ready to attack?
How many would know to play music to make it sleep?
How many would remember what Devil’s Snare is and know the proper charm required to defeat it?
How many would have the skill necessary to fly on a broom in order to get the proper key, while dodging all other keys?
How many would have the skill to play a live game of chess with themselves as a player, and win?
How many could defeat a Mountain Troll on their own?
How many would have the intelligence and understanding of logic that Hermione had in order to solve the potion riddle?
How many would be able to ignore the fact that they are looking for a stone that can make them either extremely wealthy or immortal? To be able to put aside such things? To face a Dark Lord feared by most and deny the chance of helping him even when he offers to revive the parents you never had the chance to know(even though it was a lie) in exchange for giving him the stone?
How many would have that sort of chivalry?
Harry, Hermione, and Ron each had an important part to play in retrieving the stone. They each had a particular skill that got them forward and onto the next task. Of course three first years would manage to make it. Traps #1 and #5 were already taken care of. Pure luck. Trap #2 was all Hermione. Trap #3 was all Harry. Trap #4 was all Ron. Trap #6 was all Hermione(again). Trap #7 was all Harry(again). Hermione doesn’t possess the chivalry Harry has in order to face Quirrellmort and Ron would have been too swayed by greed to succeed in retrieving the stone.
It was a joint effort on all their parts. No normal first year would have succeeded on their own and McGonagall had verbally set the three Gryffindors apart from their fellows earlier in the year when she commented on the taking down of the Troll in the lavatory.
So no, Dumbledore did not make it easy for first years to pass through. Harry, Hermione, and Ron were rather exceptional in that regard(with some luck along the way).
Now while I do not agree with him placing the stone in the school at all, I can admit that the 7 traps for the stone were amazing and difficult. And I reiterate, only Albus, Tom, or Severus would be skilled enough to get past everything on their own without expecting it all from the beginning.
Just thought I’d put this out there.-helly-watermelonsmellinfellon.
Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
This morning I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...Cat (this is exactly why cats are better then dogs)
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Copy This if it Applies to You:
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I have a ORIGINAL CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.
I CURSE A LOT so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
Stop with the stereotypes. It's fucking annoying.
When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.
Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?
This is for Sia Lode ch. 11. The dress that Alice had in mind.
Sia Lode Chapter 12 pics.
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And Fiction Pad. Watermelonsmellinfellon.
Pic of King of Knights Shiro. Imagine the castle as like 4 times the size and all white though.
YO! SO, HERE ARE MY CURRENT CHAPTERS AND HOW FAR ALONG THEY ARE IN TERMS OF WORD LENGTH AND HOW CLOSE I AM TO UPDATING THEM.
Deadly Eyes of a Phoenix Reborn ch. 34: 0 words. (Every chapter must be at least 5,000 words long before I can post it.) Ch. 33 posted Christmas Day 2015.
Amateurs in Wooing ch. 6: 0 words. (Every chapter must be at least 1,500 words long before I can post it.) Ch. 5 posted October 31st, 2015.
The Fairy Godmother ch. 17: 0 words. (Every chapter must be at least 3,000 words long before I can post it.) Ch. 16 posted October 31st, 2015.
Loki Chose the Rarest of Them All ch. 14: 0 words. (Every chapter must be at least 500 words long before I can post it.) Ch. 13 posted on December 25th, 2015.
Better Than You Think ch. 3: 2,314 words. (Every chapter must be at least 1,500 words long before I can post it.) Ch. 2 posted May 24th, 2015.
It Was a Joke: The Foretold Note ch. 10: 0 words. (Every chapter must be at least 1,500 words long before I can post it.) Ch. 9 posted December 25th, 2015.
Mors Atra ch. 11: 0 words. (Every chapter must be at least 4,000 words long before I can post it.) Ch. 10 posted December 25th, 2015.
Harry Potter and the Neut Union ch. 4: 491 words. (Every chapter must be at least 5,000 words long before I can post it.)
I Will Always Come Back To You ch. 7: 0 words. (Every chapter must be at least 1,500 words long before I can post it.) Ch. 6 posted on December 25th, 2015.
Androgynous Lover ch. 17: 0 words. (Every chapter must be at least 2,500 words long before I can post it.) Ch. 16 posted August 29th, 2015.
Hogwarts: The Next Generation ch. 4: 1,394 words. (Every chapter must be at least 5,000 words long before I can post it.)
King of Knights ch. 12: 901 words. (Every chapter must be at least 3,000 words long before I can post it.)
Kagome's Hobbit ch. 11: 322 words. (Every chapter must be at least 5,000 words long before I can post it.)
WWYDI? ch. 19: 0 words. (Every chapter must be at least 5,000 words long before I can post it.) Ch. 18 posted August 1st, 2015.
Her Eyes ch. 9: 852 words. (Every chapter must be at least 5,000 words long before I can post it.)
He, She, It? ch. 6: 361 words. (Every chapter must be at least 2,500 words long before I can post it.)
Ikebukuro Miko ch. 4: 3,081 words. (Every chapter must be at least 5,000 words long before I can post it.)
It's Okay Now ch. 9: Yet to be written. (Every chapter must be at least 2,000 words long before I can post it.)
All Because of a Golden Flower ch. 6: Yet to be written. (Every chapter must be at least 5,000 words long before I can post it.)
Out of the Darkness ch. 6: Yet to be written. (Every chapter must be at least 5,000 words long before I can post it.)
It's My Life ch. 5: Yet to be written. (Every chapter must be at least 5,000 words long before I can post it.)
Harry Potter and the Vampire's Ring ch. 6: Yet to be written. (Every chapter must be at least 4,000 words long before I can post it.)
The Lonely ch. 4: 241 words. (Every chapter must be at least 2,000 words long before I can post it.)
What's in a Name? ch. 3: Yet to be written. (Every chapter must be at least 4,000 words long before I can post it.)
Friend or More? ch. 7: Yet to be written. (Every chapter must be at least 3,000 words long before I can post it.)
Problems ch. 7: Yet to be written. (Every chapter must be at least 3,000 words long before I can post it.)
The Craft ch. 4: Yet to be written. (Every chapter must be at least 2,000 words long before I can post it.) Ch. 3 posted September 19th, 2015.
Give Me Strength ch. 19: 0 words. (Every chapter must be at least 500 words long before I can post it.) Ch. 18 posted June 15th, 2015.
The Cicatrices Beneath the Veil: Revamped ch. 7: 0 words. (This story is a revamp with no set word limit to its chapters.) Ch. 6 to be posted in January of 2016.
Can Your Friends Do This? ch. 5: 0 words so far. (Each chapter must be at least 10,000 words long.) Ch. 4 posted January 25th, 2016.
Works Yet To Be Posted:
On Angel's Wings- Harry Potter, multi chapter fic. HP/LV. M rated. Creature-Harry. Seraphim-Harry. Meaning, he's an angel with six wings./Might mesh this in with Power In The Blood, The Dirtier The Better.
Pick Your Poison- Harry Potter, large ass one chapter filled with various oneshots. M rated. Males SLASH. Almost finished. It's one of those every choice you make will lead to a different ending. I've got Tom/Sev, Sev/Lucius, Draco/Harry, Tom/Harry, Voldemort/Harry, Voldemort/Sev, and more.
Impersonate- Sherlock, oneshot. Johnlock, meaning male SLASH. John is a voice impersonator.
Counting- Sherlock, oneshot. Johnlock, meaning male SLASH. Set in SiB. John was not counting how many times Sherlock's phone dings and he is definitely not jealous!
Glow For Me- Harry Potter, long oneshot. Tomarry, meaning male SLASH. In the magical world, if a person’s eyes glow naturally, it means they have a lot of power. Power always attracts power. AU world, Harry is the only child of the Potters, who defeated the Dark Lord Grindelwald when he was one and is the only known survivor of the killing curse. The Boy-Who-Lived goes to Hogwarts and meets Tom Riddle. They become (boy)friends.
How Naruto Changed His Life- Harry Potter(with Naruto references). Voldemort/Harry, meaning male SLASH. Slight AU. I changed the time. Harry was born in 2000. Anyway, he finds the first 3 Naruto manga in a neighbor's trash one day when he is 7 and connects to Naruto's character. Eventually, he realizes that he can do amazing things and uses this power(which he assumes is chakra like Naruto's) to do all those cool things the shinobi can do. Such as walking up walls and turning into random objects in order to hide from Dudley.
I'm more lost than a nun in a porn shop.- Watermelonsmellinfellon.
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