I HAVE CONQUERED HOMELESSNESS! :D

MIND PALACE on ICE!!!: EAT THE RUDE! NO MUGGLES ALLOWED!

IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE MORE EXPLICIT WORKS I'VE DONE,
CHECK OUT MY AO3 UNDER THE SAME NAME!

I have over 250 fics on AO3. Many Explicit.

Hannibal - 66 Fics
HP - 57 Fics
Sherlock - 51Fics
Yuri!!! On Ice - 45 Fics
MDZS/The Untamed - 13 Fics
SVSSS/Scumbag System - 10 Fics
Naruto - 9 Fics

And Many More!

Also, I have a Vampire Knight/HP fic posted on AO3. Kaname/Harry.
It's really popular there, but I'm not so sure FFN can handle M/M in
that crossover section. People tend to get homophobic quickly here.

I am old af and am Queer. I just love crossovers of all different kinds. My hobbies include drawing, playing the piano, reading, singing, gaming, and watching anime.

The fellon at the end of my name was a replacement for my actual name. My mother gave me the nickname because when I was a child, I ate watermelon all the time in the summer and I began to smell like watermelon. Watermelonsmellin was my nickname and I just changed the last word for my name on fiction sites. It holds a special place in my heart.

I DO NOT WANT A BETA!

Me telling you that I don't have a Beta in every chapter, is a warning.
It is so you understand that there will to be mistakes and they are all
mine. Warning you lets you decide if you want to deal with a mistake
when you see it.

If you offer to Beta for me, I will tell you 'No Thanks'. I don't want to
go into detail but is has to do with complete strangers having access
to my work in an unclaimed capacity. Not everyone is honest and it's
not hard to steal someone's fanfic even when it's posted already. If I
send my chapter to someone and they steal it, I will have no way to
prove if it's mine or not.

So no Betas unless it's my mom @flamingpen18. If I refuse your
offer, I'm not doing it to be mean. Please refrain from whining and
throwing a tantrum over it.

NAME: Helen

AGE: 28

LIKE: Genshin Impact, Love Nikki, Dead By Daylight, typical YA series we all grew up with, Taylor Swift, and other stuff.

HATE: RACISM, SEXISM, CLASSISM, HOMOPHOBIA, TRANSPHOBIA, ISLAMOPHOBIA, AND BASICALLY ANY KIND OF BEHAVIOR TO EXCLUDE AND HARM MINORITIES!

HAIR: Dark and short now.

EYES: Brown

B-DAY: August 3rd

I'm a mixed-race mutt in the weirdest wya istg.

Check out my Tumblr account. Helly-Watermelonsmellinfellon for more info about my homeless situation.

"Some say, that the glass is half empty. Others say, that it's half full. I say, shut up and be grateful that there's something in there for you to drink."-flamingpen18

My nicknames are What, What The?, HellyBelly, HellsBells, Meeblee, and many others that have my actual name in them.

Little.Miss.Xanda named me Melli! I am grateful.

I really don't like 1st Person, I've come to realize. Which makes me wonder how I got through Twilight. But yeah, mostly it's because of the repeated use of 'I', 'Me', and 'My'. It irks me for some reason.

I'm pretty sure I don't liked 2nd Person either, though I don't have many examples to judge from.

EDIT 2018: I have read 2 Second POV fics in my lifetime now and I hated them! I do not like 2nd POV at all. If the constant 'I' in 1st was a pain, the constant 'You' in 2nd is worse!

EDIT 2019: I read one 2nd POV fic that I like but it was because I could very easily mentally replace the words and add Kagome Higurashi to the fic.

EDIT 2021: Still hate 2nd POVs and have found a new love for 1st POVs.

There is a thing called Constructive Criticism. That is when you point out someone's errors in an endeavor to help them fix their mistakes. A Flame/Troll is when you are insulting simply to hurt someone.

Cowards/Whiners are people who cannot accept Con-Crit for what it is. They are also the ones who complain about everything and tend to go against their own words. I take Con-Crit, but I will reply to all Flames and Trolls. I don't have to be nice to you if you attack me.

Don't be pathetic. Don't be the whiner who can't accept that you aren't perfect. You make enemies that way. And shit hits the fan.

YumeSatsujin and her friends ChokiraFuninjo and NovaMayonaka are the type of people who attack others with ableist language, using a woman's Cancer as a weapon. They also have no idea what site regulations are and are angry I reported them for breaking many rules. They saw fit to attack and got attacked in return and don't like it.

Also, wishing rape on someone is okay to them.

Let's put this out there. I don't deal with filth. Using a woman's Cancer as an insult makes you such. And if wishing rape on someone makes you feel powerful then good for you I guess. At least I know I'm not utter trash like you three.

Note: these three above left me signed in reviews if you want to actually browse my never-ending fic list to find them.

-Wiccacat18(KCRose17 again) is the name of a person I argued with months ago over an issue going around the YOI fandom here on Fanfiction. For those who told me this person was spamming me recently with harassment, they are in fact not in charge. We haven't even spoken in months so there is no point in attacking me. But there are people using their name plus other names to leave copies of the same attacks on mine and other authors' works.

Boring. I mean, you attack us for being bullies but go around and bully people? The double standards are real.

I still don't get how people haven't picked up the fact that I'm not accepting prompts. Where must I put the note? I have a huge one in all-caps at the top of my profile. What more can I do?! What now? I don't want to take up too much space and it is right up there in bold.

If someone is going correct my shitty Grammar, I expect your message to be written perfectly. Not one error lest I rail into you.

When you Follow, Favorite, and Alert various Fanfics and Authors and you NEVER GET NOTIFCATIONS IN YOUR EMAIL! Honestly, I have to keep going into my Favs list just see what updated recently only to be faced with Fanfics I do not remember.

And then I have to read them from the beginning! And sometimes I wonder why the hell I even liked what I was reading.

There's this annoying thing readers do where they make stupid comments in their reviews, that they wouldn't have had to embarrass themselves with, had they read the Author Note. So a bit of advice: READ THE BLOODY AUTHOR NOTES! And stop blaming the authors just because you missed what was obviously explained in said note.

This has been a PSA.

Another thing I have to note is for some reason I get really dumb people in my fics. Like, they read a portion of the story and come to conclusions that make no sense based on the written words within, and then leave me nasty comments criticizing me. And when I point out how they're wrong and wondering where they got such stupid ideas from, suddenly it's, 'I'm just trying to help' despite how their 'help' involved a lot of insults to my person and swearing. But yes, I'm sure you 'wanted to help' so very much, Karen.