Author has written 7 stories for Worst Witch.
"Tempus fugit sed veritas numquam perit"
I'm 20...so it's about time I had a profile with actual words in it...
Originally a poet, but a writer all the same, but not a real one because being almost a THIRD-YEAR Psychology student gets in the way. Yet writing occasionally gets in the way of being a dedicated student. So I haven't got trophies for either of those things. I do have an old trophy for archery, though.
Yes I did clean it with spit and the corner of my jacket, why?
If you're an academic, then yes, I might possibly like a research assistant placement so that I don't become a permanent duvet/library-dwelling goblin.
The library should have a delivery option. I mean, technically they ARE a take-away...
If you're honest, I'm a little bit interested in everything, a little bit weird, and inexplicably enticed by the idea of magic.
And I mean, who hasn't accidentally made a little hole in their ceiling whilst pretending to be a witch?
Bellatrix Lestrange, in case you were wondering, because Constance Hardbroom doesn't have a fake wand that slips out of her hand.
When I finally sit down at my desk, being a half-student-half-writer is hard because I sometimes forget how to read.
Yeah, my inner narrator is SO clever, but sometimes she runs away when I have to speak, and that's why my writing is better than my speaking.
Some things are too true to say.
What am I ACTUALLY supposed to be writing in this profile thingy-ma-jig?
Do you remember there was a piece in the game 'Mouse Trap' that was really called a 'thingy-ma-jig'?
Just because I imagined it, doesn't mean I can't make it real. So why don't I stop waffling and write some stories!
Yeeah, take it away Ernie!
It's goin' ta be a bompy riiide!
Words may act like fuel, and I am after all, an unpredictable machine.
But you wouldn't give up a rook for a knight, right?
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