Impossible Cauldronite
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Joined 05-08-12, id: 3996514, Profile Updated: 08-04-13
Author has written 7 stories for Worst Witch.

"Tempus fugit sed veritas numquam perit"

I'm 20...so it's about time I had a profile with actual words in it...

Originally a poet, but a writer all the same, but not a real one because being almost a THIRD-YEAR Psychology student gets in the way. Yet writing occasionally gets in the way of being a dedicated student. So I haven't got trophies for either of those things. I do have an old trophy for archery, though.

Yes I did clean it with spit and the corner of my jacket, why?

If you're an academic, then yes, I might possibly like a research assistant placement so that I don't become a permanent duvet/library-dwelling goblin.

The library should have a delivery option. I mean, technically they ARE a take-away...

If you're honest, I'm a little bit interested in everything, a little bit weird, and inexplicably enticed by the idea of magic.

And I mean, who hasn't accidentally made a little hole in their ceiling whilst pretending to be a witch?

Bellatrix Lestrange, in case you were wondering, because Constance Hardbroom doesn't have a fake wand that slips out of her hand.

When I finally sit down at my desk, being a half-student-half-writer is hard because I sometimes forget how to read.

Yeah, my inner narrator is SO clever, but sometimes she runs away when I have to speak, and that's why my writing is better than my speaking.

Some things are too true to say.

What am I ACTUALLY supposed to be writing in this profile thingy-ma-jig?

Do you remember there was a piece in the game 'Mouse Trap' that was really called a 'thingy-ma-jig'?


Just because I imagined it, doesn't mean I can't make it real. So why don't I stop waffling and write some stories!

Yeeah, take it away Ernie!

It's goin' ta be a bompy riiide!


Words may act like fuel, and I am after all, an unpredictable machine.

But you wouldn't give up a rook for a knight, right?

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Tents and Temptations by quintessential-logophile reviews
Imogen takes Constance tent shopping and Constance learns more than just an appreciation for tents
Worst Witch - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2013 - C. Hardbroom, I. Drill
Hidden Depths by HB's Favourite reviews
It's in times of need that real friends come to the fore...
Worst Witch - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,533 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Complete
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The Wand Witch reviews
There's a guest at Cackle's and Miss Hardbroom has her reservations...but will they prove to be justified? Reviews very much appreciated.
Worst Witch - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,831 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Mildred H., C. Hardbroom, I. Drill
Even The Most Zealous Witch reviews
...makes mistakes? Constance and Imogen frighten the life out of each other, but everyone makes mistakes sometimes, right? (*bad summary alert*) ..yes there is femslash, reviews will be loved more that I love cake! :) May edit the ending if it is too cheesy.
Worst Witch - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,748 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - C. Hardbroom, I. Drill
Hallowed Be Thy Name reviews
Sybil Hallow on arriving to Cackle's Academy. Possibly just a one-shot, semi-songfic. Reviews please :)
Worst Witch - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Sybil H.
A non-magical Christmas reviews
Imogen brings a rather special witch home for the holidays...
Worst Witch - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - I. Drill, C. Hardbroom
The Steel War reviews
Is history destined be repeated? Unfortunate events spark a battle between evil and...not-so-evil. ...
Worst Witch - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,529 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - C. Hardbroom - Complete
Pointless Facts reviews
You can leave witch training college, but you might take some demons with you...
Worst Witch - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/17/2012 - C. Hardbroom, H. Broomhead - Complete
Loopholes reviews
Two pasts. One present. Uncountable uncovered secrets... Constance is faced with an infuriating character who makes her realise that even strength can be a weakness...in a world where magic suffers in the presence of loopholes !ALMOST DONE!
Worst Witch - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,650 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - C. Hardbroom - Complete