Lemons And Limes And Fluff
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Joined 05-08-12, id: 3996526, Profile Updated: 12-18-12
Author has written 11 stories for Ben 10, and Minecraft.

Pen Name: Lemons And Limes And Fluff (LALAF)

Gender: Female

Age: 13

Hair Colour: Blonde, natural

Eye colour: Bright blue.

School: Heckmondwike Grammar School, a High school in Heckmondwike. I'm in Year 9.

Country: England

Intelligence scale: 7.5/10 (1 being a brick, 10 being Einstien)

Likes: Ben 10 Ultimate Alien, Ben/Rook (Broken), Gwen/Kevin (Gwevin), www.fanfiction.net .

Dislikes: Bwen, Bevin, Ben 10 episode repeats, the way the characters look in Omniverse, Maths, Maths lessons, Maths Homework, the Maths teacher (sorry sir if you're reading this), school in general.

If I could dye my hair, I would dye it: Purple. Because I can.

If I could get coloured contact lenses, they would make my eyes look: Yellow. No reason.

If I could be any size I want, I would be: Three inches taller. Yay. Exciting.

DON'T WALK IN MY FOOTSTEPS
I WALK OFF CLIFFS

Bad King Wenclaslas looked out
On the Feast of Steven,
A snowball hit him in the snout
And made it all uneven.
Brightly shone his nose that night
And the pain was cruel
'Til a doctor came in sight
Riding on a muu-oo-el.

When he killed the Mudjokivis,
Of the skin he made him mittens,
Made them with the fur side inside,
Made them with the skin side outside,
He, to get the warm side inside,
Put the skin side outside.
He, to get the cold side outside,
Put the warm side fur side inside,
That's why he put the fur side inside,
Why he put the skin side outside,
Why he turned them inside outside.

Tyger! Tyger! burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
In what distant deeps or skies
Burn the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What hand dare sieze the fire?
And what shoulder, and what art,
Could twins the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart begin to beat,
What dread hand? and what dread feet?
What the hammer? what the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? what dread gasp
Dare its deadly terrors clasp?
When the stars threw down their spears,
And water'd heaven with their tears,
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the Lamb make thee?
Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright
In the forest of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

Forth from his den to steal he stole.
His bag of chink he chunk,
And many a wicked smile he smole,
And many a wink he wunk.

The hunter crouches in his blind
'Neath camoflage of every kind,
And conjures up a quacking noise
To lend allure to his decoys.
This grown-up man with pluck and luck,
Is hoping to outwit a duck.

Whether the weather be fine, or whether the weather be not,
Whether the weather be cold, or whether the weather be hot,
We'll weather the weather, whatever the weather,
Whether we like it or not.

'Teachers - they want it all ways -
You're jumping up and down on a chair
Or something
and they grab hold of you and say,
"Would you do the same thing in your own home?"
So, you say, "No,"
And they say,
"Well don't do it here then."
But if you say, "Yes, I do do it at home."
They say,
"Well, we don't want that sort of thing
Going on here
Thank you very much."
Teachers - they get you all ways,'
Rodge said.

"When he dies in act 5, do you know what Shakespeare has written? He's written: 'He dies'. That's all, nothing more. No fanfare, no metaphor, no brilliant final words... The combination of the most influential work of dramatic literature is: 'He dies'. It takes Shakespeare's genius to come up with 'He dies'. And yet evert time I read those two words, I find myself overwhelmed. I know it's natural to be sad, but not because of the words 'He dies', but because of the life we saw prior to those words. I have lived all five of my acts, Mahoney, and I am not asking you to be happy that I must go. But I am asking that you must turn the page... continue reading... and let the next story begin."
Mr. Magourium, Mr. Magourium's Wonder Emporium.

"You life is an occasion... rise to it."
Mr. Magourium, Mr. Magourium's Wonder Emporium.

My Geography teacher is like a Slinkie. He is REALLY FUSTRATING at times 'cause he's mixed up but he brings a smile to your face when you make him tumble down the stairs :)

I hate clocks. They're so rude; they make faces when you look at them.

Q-What path do I take while walking through the forest?
A-The psycho-path!

Q-What is brown and fizzy and lives in eucalyptus trees?
A-Coca-Koala!

Q- What is brown and fizzy and lives in eucalyptus trees and has lost weight recently?
A-Diet Coca-Koala

Q-What is brown and fizzy and lives in eucalyptus trees and has been run over?
A-Flat Coca-Koala

3 Things that Spoil a Fanfic:
-Laziness when typing (lack of punctuation, i.e. no commas, capitals, full stops and speech marks).
-No use of paragraphs, i.e. speech is not seperated and whole chapter is just one big clump of text.
-Chapters of less than 500 words or that contain just an A/N.
When this happens, the fanfic isn't worth reading.

Isn't the Ultimate answer to every question, no matter how profound, intelligent, or cosmic, merely:
"Who cares?"

All of my fics are M rated so KIDS NO YOU READZ!
(Even I am not allowed to read them as I'm only 13, but I don't really care. That's my life.)

UPDATED: 18 December 2012

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The Last Party by bren97122 reviews
A young maid already has her hands full with a festive party at the grand Boyle Estate. However, an uninvited guest is in attendance- and he doesn't intend for anyone to leave outside of a body bag. A darkfic, rated M for bloody, violent goodness.
Dishonored - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Complete
Vilequesse shipping by Bryn'ryo'ishtar reviews
This may or may not be a one shot. Skulduggery and Valkyrie go out on a mission, but their alter egos take over and set things into their own hands. XD. Rated M for mature.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Desperate by FrozenFox96 reviews
You know how in Minecraft you can eat rotten flesh from zombies, and since they're just dead Minecraftians, then what about alive Minecraftians. Rated M for Minor Gore and Cannibalism Mostly just for practice in the horror genre.
Minecraft - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Complete
I Hope I Go To Hell by Joker-chan reviews
You wanted a Garry and Ib fic, I give you this. Contains rape and character death. And I own nothing.
Ib - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Garry, Ib/Eve - Complete
Cold by Skylark Evanson reviews
"You know I don't drink coffee, Kevin."
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Kevin, Gwen T. - Complete
Senseless by brandirandom21 reviews
A person from the past comes back to hunt Gwen. Rated M for a reason. Written by extremely talented deviant, Skidaway Court!
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,826 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Gwen T., Kevin - Complete
Ben and Julie's Lemony days by Kisdota-The Freak Gamer reviews
I made this to balance out all the Bevin and Bwen fics I'm getting sick of ,no offense, this is Ben and Julie, it's a series of oneshots all rated M for sexual reasons, the first chapter contains bondage, YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,845 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Ben T., Julie Y.
Plaything by DannyPhanto fan reviews
Second Lemon. Read Author's Notes for more info.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Gwen T., Kevin - Complete
Alien Kidnapping by Kisdota-The Freak Gamer reviews
This is a Lemon one shot request that was asked after reading my Ben Julie Lemon series, Gwen was just minding her own business till someone decided to take her for a ride. M rating, Lemon
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Gwen T., Kevin - Complete
A Little Sickness by dustingforsugar reviews
There was a small, dark seed that dwelled deep inside him. Dark Gwen/Kevin. Kevin-centric. Gwevin
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Gwen T., Kevin - Complete
The Omen by Invader-Hime reviews
Foreboding Gwevin One Shot. Gwen can't shake the feeling that something is wrong...that something is about to happen. There is an omen in front of her face, but for the life of her, she doesn't know what it means.
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Gwen T., Kevin - Complete
Handy Man by Sonicfries reviews
One Shot- Ben thinks that the Handyman Van outside, and the locked door with his Cousin still in the house- are signs that something is very wrong- but he will make the mistake of jumping to conclusions, and the truth is punishment enough for him.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Gwen T., Kevin - Complete
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How He Lives reviews
Some believe. Some don't believe. But he's out there. This is just a snipet of what he does - just an average day to Herobrine. Rated for a reason, people.
Minecraft - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2013
Is it Abuse? reviews
Sequel to 'He's Not Abusing Me'. Limes and an extract from Whitey's diary. Multi-chapter. Gwen is hurt every night during the rough sex with her boyfriend. Is it forgivable, or Is it Abuse? And as if that wasn't enough, Whitey is flirting with her. She doesn't know what to do...
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Gwen T., Kevin
Other Way Around reviews
Gwevin Lemon alert. I've done a lot of KevinRapesGwen fics. What if it was the other way around? What if Gwen got tired of Kevin being reluctant with her, and took matters into her own hands? MA-rated.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Kevin, Gwen T. - Complete
Gwen's Rapist reviews
This fic has dark Lemons, cursing some places, and is a mystery/angst fic. It's dark and twisted; don't come crying if you find something you don't like. Also contains some Gwen/Kevin romance. Completed. READ IF YOU DARE GWEN WILL BE HURT BADLY! Enjoy!
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Gwen T. - Complete
Bad Pics reviews
Kevin and Frank have the 'talk' which leads to Kevin wanting to rile him up bad... with erotic pictures of Gwen being 'dominated' by Kev. Pics are described, but don't worry, they're not even Limes.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Kevin, Frank T. - Complete
Pregnant Again reviews
M rated w/ no sexual content, just bad words. Very short oneshot Gwevin fic; she's pregnant again.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Gwen T., Kevin - Complete
Showering reviews
Short Gwevin Lemon in the shower.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Gwen T., Kevin - Complete
Stupid Sleepover reviews
Short Humor fic. Stupid. Rated for cursing and some sex references. Don't bother telling me how much it sucks. Funny though.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
He's Not Abusing Me reviews
Gwevin, with a Lemon at the start. Kevin gives Gwen bruises accidently, and he's a bit upset about it. Gwen doesn't care at all, but her lab partner does.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Gwen T., Kevin - Complete
Kev's a Vampire! reviews
Oneshot Humor fic. Kevin gives Gwen love bites and Ben thinks Kevin's a Vampire. Rated for Sexual referances, love bites and a couple of curse words.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Rape reviews
Gwevin Lemon. Kevin rapes Gwen as revenge after escaping from the Null Void again at 18. But after a while, she begins to enjoy it and they start to love each other again. Gwen gets pregnant.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,306 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Gwen T., Kevin - Complete