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Joined 05-08-12, id: 3996776, Profile Updated: 11-28-15
Author has written 5 stories for Fairy Tail, Naruto, and High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D.

Name: Sheogorath Van Doofenshmirtz (wow stealing things from other sources...classy) ok... Talon Jacques

Age: Timeless (how did I know that was coming) ...20

Sex: No thanks I'm a Namekian (God you're annoying!)

Location: Uh...Frieza planet 419? (oh really original)

Greetings to all who are currently on my profile! I ask that you please excuse anything you may see in parenthesis that's just the evil voice in my head ...asshole just won't go away...hehe... awkward. I'm actually surprised he hasn't said anything y-- (YOU SUNNUVABITCH! We started this account five minutes ago and you're bringing out reference after God Forsaken reference. You're the worst kind of person!)

Sigh...anyway (We don't own Skyrim...just throwing that out there!) yeah anyway (or Dragon Ball Z) right anyway (We really don't own anything that has anything at all to do with those evil bastards at Disney)...Okay...so...onward with the personal info:

Likes:

Anime/Manga: These are literally two of my favorite things on the planet. Thank god for them or else this sight would be nothing but Harry Potter getting boned by Draco and Edward goin doggy style for Jacob...Damn even typing that leaves a bad taste in my mouth(for once we agree)...that's not to say that I'm against same-sex couples (hell the way things are going Kishimoto's gonna have Naruto and Sasuke as his main pairing) Don't remind me! Anyway I'm all for gay rights even though I'm heterosexual (pfft) ...Fuck off...Look the point I'm trying to get across is that I love Anime and Manga because they make things so much more interesting.

Fanfiction: I've read these since I was 9. I was never given the "birds and the bees" talk so when I read a certain few stories I was in for a surprise...hehe...(I wish I existed back then)...so I learned a whole bunch of things here. This sight is just amazing and I hope it can stand the test of time...and the US government.

Naruto: Rant will follow below in the Rant section.

Bleach: See Naruto

Sports: I like playing sports but I hate doing it for competition. I just like to play with my friends and have a good time, but when you throw unneeded aggression into the mix things just start to lose their appeal, at least in my opinion. Don't get me wrong playing competitive sports is awesome and all, but I more of a laid back guy who enjoys watching competitive people play.(Pansy ass) You just refuse to leave me alone don't you? (Not on your life best buddy)

Videogames: If the references are anything to go by...

Kickass Authors on this site: Not to seem like a kissass there are just some authors that are so good at what they do that after each chapter/story I am left in awe (he's lookin at you Darthemius).

Females: That's right ladies and gentlemen he is straight!(that has yet to be proven...)...Eat me(my point exactly).

If you are still reading...(weeping with joy and whispering) thank you! For the rest of you...I understand completely

Dislikes!:

Dislikes:


Rapists: By the time I start publishing I may seem like a hypocrite but believe me that's merely because I'm the epitome of fanboyism when it comes to Naruto...epic foreshadow...in reality there are virtually no things that I hate more than rapists. I would rather not bore you with the details of what I would do to them should I ever meet one...on to a more joyful note:

Bigots and Racists: Every single human is equal in my eyes...except the clawfores(Damn dirty clawfores. Clawfed us out of our money they did!)

Condescending Assholes: I pride myself on being intellectually gifted. Do I flaunt it? Only jokingly. Do I enjoy it? Most of the time. Do I go out of my way to look down on other people merely because they are not quite as smart as me? No...no more need be said (bazinga!)

Being talked down to as if I'm a child: I'm gonna go ahead and say that I over think things (good in calculus not so much everywhere else). What do I get for doing such...a lecture and the "eat shit and die" stare...I greatly dislike that stare unless it's between females and they are fighting over me, but when has that ever happened...I said "but when has that ever happened"...OI!...You there?...Oh my god...Is he gone? Can it be true? Oh bless whatever God there may be up in heaven above! Thank you! He's gone! After 6 long-ass months he's gone! (Who's gone?)...The voice! The voice that made me hit Ulfric Stormcloak with the wabbajack and turn him into a female! (Oh yeah that was fricken hilarious! 'Worked the first time too!)...Ye--...oh...you're still here...great(Yup! Just went to get a sandwich and partake in certain activities)...I don't want to know.

Certain Individuals who tend to spam shit in Ultimate Ninja Storm Generations

There are more things that I dislike and they are certain to come later...but for now they seem tedious and I wanna hurry up and finish this god-forsaken profile.

Rants (Oh god!)

Bleach: Just when you think it's getting good. Just when then make the fighting effects incredibly badass. Just when you start to have hope for the anime, they end the series...WHAT THE HELL! I spend six months of my life watching some godforsaken filler season that has some pretty badass fighting scenes(Kageroza was a beast near the end) I watch some boring ass season revolving around Ichigo getting his powers back in the form of Fullbring (hehe...this table has a soul), the fighting starts to get pretty badass (did you see kenpachi just cut that guy in two) and what happens?! A "thousand year blood war"? The return of Aizen? No! They decide to end the anime in the shittiest way possible! God it was like the ending of fucking Stuart Little (the book)! So for those who only watched the anime all they will know is that Ichigo will forever continue to be a shinigami and continue to work for the Seireitei...FUCK! Not to mention some glaring plot holes...on the other hand the manga is completely badass. Tite Kubo is doing a phenomenal job...thank you Mr. Kubo! On another note (SPOILER) Rest in piece Sasakibe-fukutaichou...you could have been up there with the great ones...(didn't even get to see his bankai...twas too short a spotlight...all he wanted was to be noticed! Is that too much to ask?)

Naruto: (Oh here we go) First of all Hinata...sigh...I don't know what it is but I just don't like her that much...or I didn't. I can't really do much now and, well, she's kinda grown on me canon-wise. I just wish she was a bit more like the Road to Ninja version. Now if Kishimoto put Shizuka in her place, that is an entirely different story (she is betrothed to Naruto after all). Shizuka is a better Hinata plain and simple (in his opinion) yes in my opinion. You know what they say opinions are like assholes everybody has one (well...not everyone...DX)...sorry buddy.

Sakura: Oh you thought it was over? Well I'm terribly sorry to disappoint. What to say about Sakura...useless. Take away her monster strength and what does she have? Not a damn thing! Not one...Okay she might have healing, but then again...meh. Whenever she hits Naruto I feel the sudden urge to just see him catch her fist and go Kyuubi on her ass. Seriously, she does it way too much! Oh and what the hell is with this 'I don't know who I'll heal first' shit? Oh well lets see...on the one hand she could heal the savior of the shinobi world who has been her comrade and has never even thought of betraying her or she could heal the traitor to the village who is plotting its downfall as we speak. Said traitor being the person who tried to kill her on more than one occasion...HOW FUCKIN STUPID CAN YOU BE!

Overpowered Uchiha

Continual use of the same fucking techniques from the sharingan (use something besides fucking amaterasu and susanoo you asswipes!)

There's more but my hand is cramping so...

Favorite Pairings


Naruto x Kushina (Uzumakicest for the win man)(Damn Right!)

Naruto x Fem Naru (see above)

Naruto x Kurenai

Naruto x Anko

Naruto x Shizuka

Naruto x Female Kyuubi (its at number one with Naruto x kushina)

Naruto x Tsunade

Naruto x Mikoto

Naruto x Yugao

Naruto x Yoruichi

and many others...

Ichigo x any female except Rukia or Orihime (too over-done)

Luffy x Boa (she doesn't have to use her powers on me to make me as hard as a rock!)...hehe giggidy.

Naruto x Soul Eater female (we need more of this damnit!)

UPDATE! (It's about time you asswipe)

So...high (you mean "HI")

...no not really. Seriously though, it's been about a year. Or much longer...To be fair I wrote this huge-ass story, had everything planned and ready, was setting it up to be epic as hell aaaaaaand (Dumbshit forgot to back it up and lost everything)...yeah. That, and school (he's in college now)...yeah. I'm starting it, however, my schedule doesn't seem too bad yet so...Okay, look, I'm resolved to spend these next few days before hitting the books to pumping out at least ONE god forsaken story. (He swears he will try to continue in college, but there's a great deal of things he's probably gonna get into)...really? No, but certainly not any girl's pants or anything? No, slightly sexist and inappropriate yet slightly humorous jibes? Nothing?! (Nope)...Huh, I-I don't really know how to deal with that...well-uh, okay! So, anw-(I don't need to make any jokes concerning your sexuality. We both know that you are heterosexual, however, you are just TOO MUCH OF A BITCH TO ACTUALLY GET ANY!)...just too damn good to be true. Anyways...yeah. I'ma try damnit, but no promises!

Borderlands 2 is very addicting!

It's just-just friggin amazing! Gearbox really out-did themselves with this one! (It's at this point that he would begin another long-winded fanboy rant, however, I have decided to spare you all, take control of him, and tell you to simply play to game if you wish to know what he would be yammering on and on about. I ended that last sentence with a preposition...that's bad...anyway, ALL HAIL GAIGE!) Anyway, I-(Don't own Borderlands)...(Just sayin). That pretty much raps this up. I've decided a one-shot should be the starter for this account, sooooooooo (yeah), right...um-ciao until my next update, which may be a story...hopefully (Wish him luck, Gaige)...(Don't own Disney...they're evil...)

ZODIAC SIGNS (Bold your Zodiac Sign)

AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it… Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

So I play league of legends a lot...if ya want my summoner name is deadnpastey...i'm not really that great, but hey I play for fun mostly.

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The Emperor's Mask by BigFatJambles reviews
Five months have passed after the explosion of the Capital,resulting in the end of a harsh war. Esdese has become the new Empress. Tatsumi, now considering them allies, somewhat accepts that he is hers. Scouring an old library of the Capital, he comes across an odd book. This book tells him of many Teigu, but one happens to hold the ability of resurrection.
Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,863 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6h - Published: 7/19 - Tatsumi, Jaegers, Esdeath, OC
The Dragon and the Mermaids by Plasnix112 reviews
Let's try this, all the women of Fairy Tail are in Mermaid Heel, Natsu, a courier, has a chance encounter with these Mermaids...I think we see where this is going. NatsuxHarem.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 222,922 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Erza S., Natsu D., Ultear M., Kagura M.
The Little Fire Dragon From The Future by NatsuHaremFan reviews
I don't own cover image. A newcomer to the guild is certain to fire things up around Fairy Tail. Follow the lives of Natsu and Fairy Tail as they try to adapt to this sudden change. Pairings: NatZa, NaCa, NaMi, NaLu, Nali... you get the point. Natsu x Harem Current Chapter: How to train your Dragon - Will Natsu be able to survive what Erza and Mira have planned for his punishment?
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 164,639 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 10/8/2015 - Erza S., Cana A., Mirajane S., Natsu D.
Goddamnit! I'm God, Damnit! by Thewackness135 reviews
Ever do a good deed? And because of that good deed people started following you? Naruto Uzumaki has been in such a situation after giving mercy to one thought irredeemable… Only this time, he's the object of worship for thousands of people. After many long years spent in stasis, his energy running rampant while he slept, he is now awake… "Why are people with wings calling me God?"
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,558 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 1,020 - Published: 7/17 - Naruto U., Gabriel, Michael
The Hero by PlaguedAmbition reviews
Sometimes people are dealt a bad hand, while there are also times when people are dealt a great hand yet placed in terrible situations. This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki, the boy who just wants to be a hero.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 115,155 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 11/24/2015 - Naruto U., Rias G., H. Akeno, Xenovia
The Peculiar Shopkeeper by Reain reviews
What do you do when you're hurled through time and space and end up in an entirely new dimension with no way of returning to your original one? Easy, you open up shop.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,079 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 3,232 - Follows: 3,613 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 8/13/2015 - Naruto U.
Hellfire - Book 1: Knocking on Hell's Gates by dragonliege242 reviews
When Ichigo made his decision to leave Karakura Town 3 years after defeating Aizen, he hadn't expected to be dragged back into the supernatural world, which turned out to be much, much bigger than he could have imagined. And the one to pull him into it was...a Mahou Shoujo?
Crossover - Bleach & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 53,165 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 12/12/2015 - Ichigo K., Serafall L.
Devil of Edolas, soul of The One Magic by Dumat reviews
Cast out by his mother for being weak, Naruto ends up in Edolas and is slung back thousand years into the past. He grew strong and now he's back. Now he wants justice and seeks to fill the hole in his heart. Powerful Naruto (handicapped at first, eventually OP), grey Naruto, Naruto x Natsuko x Mito.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 85,988 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 12/26/2015 - [Naruto U., Naruko U., Mito U.]
Drabbles-The Fairy Tail Collection by Guest with a gun reviews
Just a bunch of random Drabbles bunched up into one! It will mostly involve Natsu with Fairy Tail ladies, including Erza, Mira and Cana. Hope you enjoy! R&R WARNING: Dirty Themes! And hints of Dirty Themes!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,378 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 1/17 - [Natsu D., Mirajane S., Erza S., Cana A.]
Burning a New Future by JacobStoneclaw reviews
Natsu, while trying to help his friend, is suddenly sucked into the world of Akame Ga Kiru. This new land with new rules will push the edges on Natsu morality as he has to come face to face with a shocking reality... or will do what Natsu does best and throw reality into the wind as he decides to break the norm in this blood filled land the only way that Natsu can.
Crossover - Fairy Tail & Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,734 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 12/30/2015 - Natsu D., Leone, Esdeath, Seryu
Prince of Magic by LordofLust reviews
Naruto Dreyar was given a long time job and on this job he decided to take a little vacation and win the Grand Magic Games on the way. Godlike Naruto Rated M so I can write whatever I like.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,407 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 8/7/2015 - Naruto U.
The Ruthless Seven by MasterMind2553 reviews
AU. Idea from NatsuHaremFan. Seven extremely powerful dark wizards sanctioned by the Magic Council in exchange for providing their services in times of dire need. Each has the freedom to do what they wish, as long as no innocents are harmed. They are the "Seven Warlocks of Ishgar", and Natsu Dragneel is the strongest of them. VeryPowerful!Older!Natsu x Collective (Harem)
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,192 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 2/17 - [Natsu D., Ur M., Ikaruga]
The Sabre's Dragon by iamzoy reviews
Set in-between the Avatar and Alvarez arcs. After Lucy takes up a relationship with Sting, Natsu finds that the woman he loves is no longer available to him. However another Celestial Spirit mage may just catch his eye.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,098 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 2/29 - [Natsu D., Yukino A.] Wendy M.
The Return by Kyoka Suigetsu Totsuka reviews
Rias Gremory didn't expect to ever come across someone so pure-hearted, so genuine, so...perfect. Perhaps it was the devil blood running through her veins, but she wanted to corrupt him. She wants Uzumaki Naruto to belong to her, and only her.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,214 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 2,462 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 4/7 - Naruto U., Rias G.
Exaggerated Truth by TheTitanHelios reviews
Could the Allied Shinobi Alliance truly defeat a god? Could humanity surpass the odds when its stacked against them? According to the Alliance, they did. Kaguya's plan is stopped. The goddess no longer possing a threat to the world. But is she truly gone?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,699 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 5/10 - Naruto U., Kaguya Ō.
Wheel of Fortune by SSJ3 Kyuubi Gohan reviews
Small changes can have big impacts. Natsu never spent a lot of time with some of his fellow guild-mates, however, a chance interaction with one, causes Natsu to unearth a secret. Cana had a secret, Natsu stumbled upon it and in doing so, decided that he would do his best to help Cana confront her fears and tell her father just who she is, while both grow stronger along the way.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,083 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 6/28/2015 - [Natsu D., Cana A.] E.N.D.
Mira's Secret Notebook by MystiiriousAbnormality reviews
Once someone discovers her secret notebook, Mira's view of her guildmates begins to change.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,198 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 90 - Published: 5/5 - [Natsu D., Mirajane S.]
Highschool Beelzebub by Hunter XZ reviews
Oga is the Rampaging Demon Ogre, but what happens when he is killed by a freak with black wings? Watch him become the Rampaging Devil King and beat down anyone who says otherwise. Rated M for extreme violence and swearing
Crossover - Beelzebub/べるぜバブ & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Oga T., Hildagarde/Hilda, Aoi K.
A Dark Obsession by Sabaku Ookami reviews
Mikoto finds an eight year old Naruto hung from a tree by a rope, she saves him and finds out he tried committing suicide, and not just that time, but dozens of times and something triggers in her, making her obsessed with the blond boy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,585 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 4/12 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
The Beast of Gremory by Mudsaur reviews
"Strive for the Throne of God and you shall have it." Those were the last words Uzumaki Naruto could remember before his…well, interesting (putting it lightly) new journey began. Watch as the reborn ninja strives to be the strongest in this new world as the Beast of Gremory. Naruto/DxD crossover. Pairings Mostly Unsure Yet.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 167,412 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 2,057 - Follows: 2,332 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Naruto U., Rias G., H. Akeno, Kuroka
Like Shinigami, Like Quincy by DarkWizard69 reviews
Juha is dead, and Ichigo is saviour of the universe, he is promoted to captain but he makes friends with a few ex-sternritter and finds himself starting to love them. DualZangetsu! IchigoHarem! OP(ish)Ichigo!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,646 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 10/1/2015 - Ichigo K., Bambietta B., Candice C., Liltotto L.
Issei Leviathan by SSJ3 Kyuubi Gohan reviews
The original Leviathan died. However, in death, things are not necessarily over. The spirit of the original Leviathan finds its way to the body of Issei Hyoudou and from there, Issei Leviathan was born. Not content to wallow in old grudges, Issei Leviathan sets out to fulfil his original goal before his passing. To prove his dominance, as the one true serpent with no equal.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,054 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 10/7/2015 - [H. Issei, Serafall L., Grayfia L., Rossweisse]
Bastard of the North by Ice90 reviews
After the death of the previous Northern king, it was Numa who inherited the throne. Finally being in power, he quickly cast out his stepbrother, Tatsumi, as a bastard. But now war dawns upon the North. Read how Tatsumi tries to save his people from total annihilation.
Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,191 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 12/3/2015 - Tatsumi, Esdeath
In The Name Of The King by Digger Jonez reviews
Smut. Natsu is no demon, he is a Dragon. The son of the greatest Royal Dragon of all time! Surely that must come with some responsibilities and perks right? NatsuXJuviaXHarem
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,714 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 9/24/2015 - Juvia L., Mirajane S., Millianna, Natsu D.
Dragon Force by eddie.bl4ck reviews
In a lust induced moment caused by his Draconic heritage, Natsu finally discovers the pleasure of the flesh, with Erza being the too willing victim. And now, the Dragon Slayer has something that he loves even more than fighting. Oh boy, women of Fiore are screwed..literally. LEMONS! And Plot! Natsu/Erza/Mira main pairing. Natsu/other girls. Somewhat AU! More mature Natsu with time.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,941 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 6/19/2015 - [Natsu D., Erza S., Mirajane S.] Ultear M.
Demonic Amnesia by AkumaKami64 reviews
When Naruto first met the Kyuubi, he expected a giant fox with anger issues. Instead, he got a naked red-head with no idea who or where she was. Normally, Naruto would have helped her, but given their circumstances, you can't really blame him for taking advantage. From there, things spiral away from canon. Subby/Slave Kurama, possible Harem, and random hilarity as consequences.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 495 - Published: 2/29 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama]
Pursuit of Happiness: Fishcake Style! by Cilo reviews
Naruto leaves the Elemental Nations to preserve the balance of power after the war. Kurama agrees because she's a bored Shinju with not enough things to kill. They of course end up in a land of magic, wonder, and really weird people. Read and Review. M for actual reasons and not for distinction. Do not read if you are uncomfortable with gore and other mature topics.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,429 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Naruto U., Gaara, Haku, Kyuubi/Kurama
Written in Reverse by JMenace reviews
Once the possibility of chakra migrating through time and space has been accepted, the soul is only a lunging step away. Two legendary lovers escape to the past in order to save themselves, each other, and maybe the world- if there's time. A story of transmigration, yandere tendencies, and far more spiritual incest than Naruto ever signed up for. (Time Travel) (Naru/fem!Sasu) (AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,653 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 2,643 - Follows: 2,749 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
A Series of Romantic Events! by deltaprime11 reviews
When you're always at the top, life can certainly get boring, without someone to challenge you, everything just gets more and more dull, Natsu was a boy who managed to stay on the top, both athletically and academically, so what happens when he finally loses? And what if he hates his competitor but the loves the girl! Co-written with Maya, My first Highschool AU, NaZa of course!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,126 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/2/2015 - Published: 5/30/2015 - [Erza S., Natsu D.]
Unhealthy Obssession by Flozo23 reviews
"Tatsumi, I will make sure that your relationship with that girl will cease to exist, along with everybody else in Night Raid. You are mine, Tatsumi. Every strand of hair, every drop of blood, everything, belongs to me. I will not let anybody else have you." Yandere Esdeath
Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,680 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 11/26/2015 - Published: 1/22/2015 - Tatsumi, Esdeath
Slaying by the Dozens by BlaccDragon25 reviews
A series of two-shot stories involving everyone's favorite Fire Dragon Slayer and the females outside of the Fairy Tail guild. Warning, involves lemons and lots of them.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 64,949 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 4/30/2015 - Natsu D.
Strange Family by ef07 reviews
[Spoilers for chapter 447! Starts at chapter 447!] When Azeal attacks, the group, -minus Natsu and Happy who have gone missing- are saved by not Laxus but... Tartaros? - Spin-off of my bunch of oneshots titled Strange Bonds.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,818 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/21/2015 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Natsu D., Zeref, Team Natsu, Acnologia - Complete
The world of Kurosaki by DaProphet0fPein reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki, the man who defeated Aizen is put in a difficult position between falling in love with a devil, and his sister becoming one and his other sister...Let just say life is hard.Will the strawberry be able to keep his younger siblings safe and deal with the politics of being married to an heiress?
Crossover - Bleach & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,052 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 10/14/2015 - Ichigo K., Karin K., Yuzu K., Rias G.
Naruto the child of Lucifer by Animefanguy reviews
Riser appears in front of the O.R.C. in order to convince Rias to marry him, but as he brags Grayfia drops a bomb on their conversation that makes things all the more complicated, and gives Rias some hope of salvation from the prick in front of her. Very strong/ almost-Godlike Naruto, smart/serious Naruto. NarutoxRiasx?
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,879 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 1,571 - Follows: 1,858 - Updated: 10/27/2015 - Published: 5/27/2015 - [Naruto U., Rias G.]
Naruto Chimera Effect by ZRAIARZ reviews
His twin sisters were born with their heritage while he, the older brother appeared normal. But while normal he excelled in all things normal. But what if this human skin was just a shell concealing his birthright? A shell that was already breaking. Large Harem. Powerful. When he releases the beasts within Naruto will be the heir to the throne and the balance will be in his favor.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,442 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 2,026 - Updated: 10/17/2015 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Naruto U., Naruko U., Rias G. - Complete
Nine Minutes by serpentguy reviews
During the final fight with Crocodile, Luffy makes a mistake and ends up dead. His heart stops beating for over nine minutes, before he is finally resuscitated. Who knew what a difference those nine minutes would make? Luffy/harem.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 376,948 - Reviews: 2398 - Favs: 2,547 - Follows: 2,363 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Luffy, Straw Hats P.
The Man in the Moon by Urethane reviews
No matter how stupid you might think your wishes are, just give it a shot and ask for it. What's the worst that could happen? Just ask Rias Gremory. She asked the Man in the Moon to be her friend. He delivered, and came in down to befriend her in the form of Uzumaki Naruto. !GodlyNaruto Harem?
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,692 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 1,846 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 6/29/2015 - Naruto U., Rias G., H. Akeno, Gabriel
A New World, The Story Of A Lost Shinobi by Lanky Nathan reviews
A different custom. A different language. A different time. A different dimension. Damnit Kakashi, where the hell did your Kamui send me?
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 347,890 - Reviews: 4336 - Favs: 4,838 - Follows: 4,659 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Naruto U.
She is my Noble Mistress! by NeonZangetsu reviews
How did this happen? How did one man go from being one of the most powerful shinobi in all the elemental nations, to serving one of the most powerful and influential families in all Fiorre? How could one woman, tame such a beast? This, is that story. NarutoxLucy. Implied NarutoxLayla if you look for it. Fluff, romance, violence and language. Pairing may become harem. Please review!
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,720 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,773 - Follows: 1,774 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Naruto U., Lucy H.
Who's That Pokemon? It's Natsu! by omnidestruction5678 reviews
Natsu wanted to get away after the death of his father. Dragon Master Clair wanted a way to show that she was as strong as her cousin. A thunderbolt and pokeball later, the Pokemon world witness the birth of the greatest team in history. Now, Clair just has to keep her friends from perving on Natsu, keep Erza from claiming him, and stop Team Galactic from destroying the universe.
Crossover - Pokémon & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,776 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 69 - Published: 5/18/2015 - Clair/Ibuki, Cynthia/Shirona, Natsu D.
The No-Life Emperor by AkumaKami64 reviews
Alucard, trapped in nonexistence, is given a choice. Spend decades killing off the millions of souls or a year after giving away them and all his powers to someone in another world. And when he finds a certain prince during the Invasion of Japan, he can't help noticing how familiar those violet eyes are. Vampire/Sadistic/Kind of Insane/Evil/Powerful Lelouch. Harem, Gore, Some humor
Crossover - Hellsing & Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,073 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 286 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Lelouch L.
Naruto Newgate: Kami no Kaze by Feeruk reviews
Naruto Newgate, son of the infamous pirate Edward Newgate, is a force to be reckoned with. Having consumed one of the most powerful Devil Fruits in the world as a child and later training under one of the most powerful men in the world for a decade, there is little that can stand in his way...including Marines in Enies Lobby keeping him from his childhood friend. Warnings inside.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,283 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 775 - Published: 1/8/2015 - [Naruto U., Robin, Boa Hancock] Straw Hats P.
Father of Three by jCOOLn reviews
To Naruto's knowledge he is just a normal human living in New York City raising his three daughters. Although he may be normal, his daughters surely are not. It seems that the Queens of the Sky, the Sea, and the Underworld are fed up with their cheating husbands and feel the need to return the favor. Harem/Primordial/Powerful - Naruto.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 1,521 - Published: 10/1/2014 - [Naruto U., Amphitrite, Hera, Persephone]
Breaking Space and Time by Skeleturd reviews
Naruto has to save everyone and he can't do it in his universe, so what better to do than travel to a different universe and save everyone there? So Naruto hops to it and ends up way back in time in another universe of Naruto, In a Universe where he saved Kushina and not Minato. What changes will happen due to this one occurrence. And what else is different from his universe?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,058 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - [Naruto U., Kushina U.] Minato N.
Sight by cywscross reviews
Ichigo can see ghosts. He can see Shinigami and Hollows, and that's fine with him, if not always safe. But he kind of wishes that he doesn't also see Zanpakutou spirits. All Zanpakutou spirits. Because apparently, no one else can.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 72,766 - Reviews: 2284 - Favs: 8,350 - Follows: 7,812 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Ichigo K.
END's True Meaning by KnightcrowSAE reviews
"Where are Erza and Mira!" Mard stared at him unnerving him before smiling and telling him "The red-head is being tortured for Jellal's location and as for the other one we are currently in the process of converting her to a Demon." The moment he said that Natsu shouted in anger "RELEASE THEM NOW!" Mard only replied "If that is your wish, but if you really want to after I'm done.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 98 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Natsu D., Kyouka, Sayla
Future Lost by Meinos Kaen reviews
Presented with the choices of either fighting against his village or erasing his whole clan, he chose voluntary exile. What possessed the Hokage's counsellors to ask this of a thirteen year old pacifist, we will never know, but we do know what happened right after. The fight lasted ten days, and the village was torn apart... [AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,483 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 157 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Tenten, Iruka U.
Imouto Control by PreceedingNightfall reviews
She thought he would always belong to her. A possible two-shot or three-shot. Rated M for adult situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,857 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Naruko U. - Complete
Desire Unleashed by Testing1234567 reviews
Cynthia never needed a man to feel fulfilled. Until now. *Strong Adult Themes*
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,991 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 124 - Published: 3/21/2014 - [Cynthia/Shirona, Ash K./Satoshi] - Complete
Last Ages by dude932 reviews
A spell said to reverse time at the cost of something dear. What if during the Magic Games, Natsu interfered with Ultear casting the taboo spell causing a much larger reverse of time, not just a single minute? Well... Igneel's not going to be happy when he finds out Natsu had been messing with time. When he had strictly forbidden him to do so. Natsu/Ultear/Harem.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,406 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Natsu D., Ultear M.
A Fox among Snakes by Codename-ShadowFox reviews
Taken in by Orochimaru at a tender age, Naruto was molded by the snake sannin into his perfect weapon. Several years later Naruto has succeeded in staging his own death and free to continue his dark machinations and reign over the denizens of Otogakure. Dark/Manipulative Naruto. Lemon-fic revolving around Oto kunoichi. M for everything that falls under it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,581 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 422 - Published: 2/12/2014 - [Naruto U., Tayuya, Kin T., Karin U.]
Absolute Control: Sora Style by sorashinigami777 reviews
Adopted from Godmaster777, with permission. The Nine Tails, as the strongest of the Tailed Beast, gives it's container control over reality. With this power, he gets revenge on those who betrayed him. Warning: Lemons, Violence, Gore, and Rape, depending on how you see it. Dark, Evil, Powerful Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 131 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Naruto U.
Eye to Eye by Zkname reviews
Naruto has come to terms on calling it quits to a long carrier, before doing so he figured why not pay it back and teach the next generation. In doing so he runs into another blond that may very well be the reason he might just stick around. An old flame decides to resurface and old habits die hard as two bitter rivals find themselves doing it all over again. 3 Way Relationship
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Wayne, what happened to those fountains! by Meinos Kaen reviews
Naruto returns to Konoha and finally works up the courage to confess his true feelings to the love of his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 158 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Sexplosion by Meinos Kaen reviews
As we all know, when the Yondaime sealed the Kyuubi, Konoha should have gotten away from it without any more collateral damage than what it had already incurred in, but... Demons are a malicious bunch. Adopted from Legendary Legacy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 81,826 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Naruto U., Ayame
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 2,241 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
The Test by Kirinketsu reviews
Oga and Hilda are getting married, and the Great Demon King has called everyone in for questioning. This can't end well. Based off the ending scene of "The Proposal"
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Oga T., Hildagarde/Hilda - Complete
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A Day without Magic reviews
"Oi, why do we gotta do this again, old man? Huh, because Natsu's a nitwit? Alright then." Welp, I hope you don't mind white stuff, because this one is filled to the brim with crack! Ahaha, yeah! I swear the jokes inside are better...actually that's probably not true...Uh, why not come see for yourself? It's crack in case you haven't realized. Pairings: NatsuxHarem! Gale too!
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,031 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/1 - Erza S., Lucy H., Natsu D., E.N.D.
Forced Damnation reviews
It took 23 seconds for Uzumaki Naruto to die...It took 78 seconds for him to come back. How long until he brings existence crashing down? Darker Naruto. Narutox? Probably not a harem. Not the brightest picture of Rias. Feel free to come on in, the wife's got dinner in the oven. Rated M for safety measures.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,230 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 11/27/2015 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kuroka
A Fairy Random Tail reviews
Fairy Tail is the guild of randomness. Step into the world of vignettes and craziness. Please, don't bother wiping your feet, the place is already dirty. Rated M for safety (possibly for later chapters).
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,867 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 5/26/2015 - Erza S., Lucy H., Natsu D.
The Blonde General reviews
Leadership alone does not yield victory...well nobody told Uzumaki Naruto that! Watch out Alvarez, there's a new faction in Chinese checkers! It's not crack I swear...but the OP is out of control. OP Naruto, eventual OP Natsu, Naruto x ?, Natsu x small harem. Seriously guys its not crack. Still, might wanna bring a hazmat suit...
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,776 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/12/2015 - Published: 7/24/2015
Razing Yggdrasil reviews
He was ordinary, born to a family who were bred to be excellent peerage members. He had no sacred gear, no senjutsu, no propensity for magic, nothing. So how was it that he was able to bring the world to its knees? First epic in length story. Pairings will be there. First chapter is a preview nothing more. Please read and review.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,468 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/15/2015 - Published: 5/30/2015