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About Me

I am really into Mathematics, especially formal logic. My idol is Godel, who proved his two Incompleteness Theorems, the ultimate in mathematical trolling.

As a mathematician, the highest praise I can give something is calling it "elegant".


Ships

Ships I really like are in BOLD.

Star Wars

Luke/Mara

Dengar/Manaroo

Revan/Bastila

Revan/Canderous (really, I just hate Carth)

Vader/Padme (if Vader was never Anakin (like in The SIth and the Senator)

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Azula (I know

Harry Potter

Harry/Voldemort

Bellatrix/Hermione

Fleur/Hermione

McGonagall/Snape

Ginny/Tom Riddle

Hermione/Snape

Hermione/Tom Riddle

Hemione/Draco

Kim Possible

Kim/Shego

Pirates of the Carribean

Syrena/Philip (that's the mermaid in the fourth book)


Favorites:

Reasoning for the choice of some of my favorites:

Goldilocks and the Four Heads of Houses: It was incredibly funny, and the reason for my shipping McSnape.

Pride of Time: Although it was a little bit of a walkthrough, the parts where it wasn't were well done. I also loved how significant the author made the sheepskin rug (you'll know what I mean if you read it).

StarvingLunatic: she has the oddest ability as a writer to take what could be incredibly weird situations, like a threesome, and manage to make it make sense, establish it somewhat normally, and critically, not just use it because "Ooh! It's a threesome therefore sexy... wait there's supposed to be plot and character development in a story?"

Princess Alexandria: Exposes flawed characters perceived as perfect with uncanny ease. for example her Twilight story isn't so much an indictment of Edward, because that would be too easy. No, instead she exposes Bella's mom (Renee, for those who remember/cared to read the book) as an unfit, negligent parent.

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Tangled by TacitaScriptor reviews
What happens, when magic goes wrong, and the Dragonborn is transported to the world of Fallout? M/Courier X F/Dragonborn. Rated M for violence and whatever else might happen.
Crossover - Fallout & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,931 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 1/3 - [Courier, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin]
A Question of Lions by storycollage reviews
When Regina hears that the flower tattoo on Emma Swan's wrist is called a ville de lyon, she sees a way out of her fairy dust-mandated destiny with the lion-tattooed Robin Hood. Was it a coincidence, a fairy dust blunder, or was there a bigger conspiracy at play? (Takes place one year after everything has settled back in Storybrooke. Veers from canon as of mid-season 3. Swan Queen)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,488 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 3/28 - The Evil Queen/Regina M., Emma S.
Black Princess Ascendant by Silently Watches reviews
Sequel to "Princess of the Blacks". Last year, Jen had to contend with a deadly Tournament, a revived Dark Lord, a meddlesome Headmaster, and worst of all, reconciliation attempts by her parents. Surely her OWL year can't be anywhere near as complicated. Can it? fem!bisexual!Harry/Luna (it's happening this time, I promise!), powerful!dark!Harry, NOT for children!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,331 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Sirius B.
Capture the Heart by r.k.Oujirou reviews
With Team Galactic imprisoned and Pokemon Hunter J reportedly gone, things were looking to be more peaceful in the Sinnoh region. But as Dawn and Piplup would discover on a late-night adventure, their troubles weren't over after all.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 120,165 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 4/14/2010 - [Dawn/Hikari, Hunter J] Officer Jenny/Junsa - Complete
Unpleasant Awakenings by Adrian Tullberg reviews
It was a bad day from the start
Crossover - Doctor Who & Marvel - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Complete
Rules and Duties by Lord of the Saiyans reviews
In the battlefields of the 41st Millennium there is only Death, And boy, is he pissed off.
Crossover - Discworld & Warhammer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,323 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Complete
Sequestered by I.heart.mean.girls reviews
Slightly AU - The curse is still in place and Henry has yet to go searching for his birth mother. Regina is forced to leave Storybrooke following an unexpected event, and meets Emma. What would have happened if Emma and Regina hadn't gotten off on the wrong foot? 100% Swan Queen. Rated M for language and sexytimes in later chapters.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,915 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M. - Complete
Demon On Your Shoulder by fille au hazard reviews
The Teen Titans are enjoying a day at the beach when Aqualad pops up. Raven is having a hard time controlling her jealousy and to make matters worse Trident decided to stop by as well. Starfire/Raven. Sequel to Soul Switch.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,888 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Raven, Starfire - Complete
Young Toad in Love by Poetheather1 reviews
Trevor is having his usual day at the start of school during Neville's 5th year when he is struck dumb by a vision of beauty and his life is changed forever. Trevor x Umbridge No really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Dolores U., Trevor - Complete
Soul Switch by fille au hazard reviews
"Maybe for once she wasn't cursed with phenomenally shitty luck and there was no hidden condition. Then the dreams started." Set after episode 7 of season 1, "Switched". Rated T to be on the safe side.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Raven, Starfire - Complete
Elsewhere, but not Elsewhen by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Thestrals can go a lot more places than just wherever you need to go. Unfortunately for Harry Potter, Voldemort is more than aware of this, and doesn't want to deal with Harry Potter anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,640 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Harry P.
Time After Time by DubCliq reviews
It's funny how some people find their way back into your life after being away for so long.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,907 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Aubrey P., Beca M. - Complete
The Fun Filled Adventures of Reaper Lord Shepard by Iliya Moroumetz reviews
Inspired by Makani's tumblr fanarts, the Control Ending. Only with some much needed lulz. So, what is the most important thing to a Control minded Shepard after she becomes the God Reaper of Reapers? Why, getting good and wasted, that's what.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,200 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
History Repeats Itself by UncleCatwoman reviews
Some reflections on a character and one of the underlying lessons of the film.
Incredibles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Edna Mode - Complete
Conundrum by Concolor44 reviews
This is a 'what-if' one-shot based on a rather extreme extrapolation of events near the end of the movie. VioletXMirage. Rated 'T' because I'm a cautious sort, but probably closer to K .
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,182 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Violet P., Jack-Jack P., Mirage - Complete
Poker Night by Academia Nut reviews
When a Hero of the Imperium perishes, the stakes are never higher. Warhammer 40k crossed with a variety of other universes
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/28/2009