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About Me

I am really into Mathematics, especially formal logic. My favorite mathematician is probably Godel.


Ships I ship are almost universally described as FoeYay.


Reasoning for the choice of some of my favorites:

Little Helper got in just because it has the lowest story ID, 4, of any available story.

Goldilocks and the Four Heads of Houses: It was incredibly funny, and the reason for my shipping McSnape.

StarvingLunatic: she has the oddest ability as a writer to take what could be incredibly weird situations, like a threesome, and manage to make it make sense, establish it somewhat normally, and critically, not just use it because "Ooh! It's a threesome therefore sexy... wait there's supposed to be plot and character development in a story?"

Princess Alexandria: Exposes flawed characters perceived as perfect with uncanny ease. for example her Twilight story isn't so much an indictment of Edward, because that would be too easy. No, instead she exposes Bella's mom (Renee, for those who remember/cared to read the book) as an unfit, negligent parent.

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Harry Potter Becomes A Communist by HardcoreCommie reviews
Over the summer, Harry read "The Communist Manifesto". Now, he returns to Hogwarts a changed person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 109 - Words: 37,501 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Harry P.
Ms Calculated Risk by The Brainwashed Crew reviews
Penny has had an ability so secret that even she didn't know about it. Then she's hacked by Roman and given a new purpose in life: SEX! Rated M for SO MUCH SMUT. Also language, incest, and BDSM.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,340 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 7/22/2015 - [Penny, Team RWBY]
Providence's Helix by Relena Mishima reviews
Sequel to Line of Life. Sometimes things don't go like we want, like they should. Sometimes things get twisted beyond anything we ever expected, and not for the better. Voldermort is back and the entire wizarding world knows, Hermione is with Pansy and Harry with Cho. Things should be going well. Why don't they seem to want to?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,795 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 4/22 - [Hermione G., Pansy P.] Harry P., Cho C.
Dirt and Ashes, or: The One-and-a-Half Body Problem by Tozette reviews
The invasion didn't fail. Team seven is long gone. Konoha has burned to the ground. And Sakura finds herself carrying half of Hidan across two countries, leaving a trail of blood, bodies and other people's legs. [Grim, absurd and very violent. No romance.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 95,857 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Overlady by EarthScorpion reviews
"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 308,027 - Reviews: 1849 - Favs: 2,122 - Follows: 2,093 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Louise
And, The Giant Awoke by RemoWilliams reviews
What if Tyrion actually did fight The Mountain by himself?
Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,603 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Tyrion L.
Through the kaleidoscope by Reyavie reviews
What Jane Shepard is and was. According to everyone else, of course.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 120 - Words: 26,246 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Shepard (F)
The Changeling by Annerb reviews
Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why. In-progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 137,457 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Ginny W.
The Sith & the Senator by WrittinInStone reviews
AU. Anakin Skywalker is captured and sold into slavery to Darth Sidious at the tender age of nine. Padmé Amidala, Queen of Naboo, faces the horrors of the Trade Federation's invasion without the help of the Galactic Senate. Both become warped by their experiences; hardened, vicious, cunning. But then they meet their match… in one another. And it changes the Republic for all time.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 208,638 - Reviews: 2669 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala
Silly but Killy by Palladius reviews
What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,002 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 7/30/2014
Our Mercurial Selves by brightsilverkitty reviews
In the wake of a tragedy Dumbledore seizes an opportunity to use a mother's plea to his advantage. Unfortunately he did not factor a certain Death Eater into the equation. (Not a part of the "Time Heals All Wounds" series)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 87,031 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 12/26/2014 - [Bellatrix L., Hermione G.] Narcissa M.
The Goblin Queen by phantom-lass reviews
Centuries ago in a battle thought of more as legend than fact, a Hobbit - a Took - defeated the Goblin King. Ever since the rule of the Goblin nation has been passed through the Took line - All bow for her majesty, Bilbo the Great Took, Goblin Queen. - Girl Bilbo Fem!Bilbo Baggins.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 72,406 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Bilbo B., Elrond, The Goblin King, Azog
Rise of the Weasley Famiglia by jacobk reviews
Ron never wanted to be a crime boss. Pity he was so good at it. Even if he did spend most of his time worrying about what would happen when his mother found out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 281 - Published: 2/2 - Ron W.
Tangled by TacitaScriptor reviews
What happens, when magic goes wrong, and the Dragonborn is transported to the world of Fallout? M/Courier X F/Dragonborn. Rated M for violence and whatever else might happen.
Crossover - Fallout & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,324 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 1/3/2014 - [Courier, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin] - Complete
Cape For Hire by jacobk reviews
Taylor Hebert intends to become a hero on her own terms. If everybody else thinks her terms are a little odd, well, that's why she never asked their opinion anyway.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,824 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 12/21/2015 - Skitter
Pencils down Death rays up by Vaunt reviews
This is it. No one listened to Shepard, and the Reapers invade Earth. But since this is an old World of Darkness crossover, invading Earth is a pretty dumb move.
Crossover - World of Darkness & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,178 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 4/3/2014
Far, Far Away by Battle Fries reviews
Whisked away to another galaxy, Buffy and Faith train in the ways of the Force. While one learns the ways of the Jedi Order, the other trains to become a Dark Lord of the Sith. (Post-Chosen / Contemporary with The Old Republic / 300 Years Post-KOTOR) Rated M for some language.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 148,116 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/5/2015 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Buffy S., Faith L., Satele S. - Complete
Black Princess Ascendant by Silently Watches reviews
Second in the Black Queen series. Last year, Jen had to contend with a deadly Tournament, a revived Dark Lord, a meddlesome Headmaster, and worst of all, reconciliation attempts by her parents. Surely her OWL year can't be anywhere near as complicated. Can it? NOT for children!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 301,803 - Reviews: 3318 - Favs: 2,783 - Follows: 2,910 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Sirius B. - Complete
Affably Evil by Sarah1281 reviews
In a twist of fate, Malak is captured instead of Revan. The galaxy is sure the Sith's lack of activity after this just means Revan's planning something big but really he just can't be bothered to lead. He does, however, have a habit of meeting a certain new Jedi Alek wherever he happens to go. Not that Alek believes a word of what Revan says. So Not My Problem characterizations.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,941 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 4/21/2015 - Revan, Darth Malak - Complete
Murder Most Horrid by Useful Oxymoron reviews
In a world where Voldemort never existed, Bellatrix Black is a cynical and dour detective working for the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, subdivision Magical Homicides. When she is tasked to solve a murder at Hogwarts, a certain resident genius called Hermione Granger happens to be her prime suspect. AU, Bellamione, liberal amounts of fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 425,561 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 2/10/2014 - [Bellatrix L., Hermione G.] - Complete
Bad For Business by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
AU. When a new criminal group starts hitting Dust shops on his turf, professional crook Roman Torchwick and his partner-in-crime Neo decide to investigate - and end up involved in something a bit bigger than robbing shops...
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,482 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Roman Torchwick, Cinder Fall, Neo - Complete
Demon by flabbyknight reviews
My name is Naruto Uzumaki. My hobbies include proving I am not murderous cannibal, I dislike people who think I am murderous cannibal, I like people who don't think I am murderous cannibal, and my dream is to one day prove that I am not a murderous cannibal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/14/2015 - Naruto U. - Complete
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,415 - Reviews: 3166 - Favs: 7,758 - Follows: 8,967 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Taylor gets Lucky by Hysterical Clerical Hijinks reviews
Or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my bull**** powers. Taylor's trigger is hijacked by a Random Omnipotent Being, and she is gifted with hilariously broken powers. Now the vessel of power so vast she may as well be a god, how long until she drives everyone in Brockton Bay absolutely insane? Clockblocker isn't certain, be he's pretty sure he loves her for trying anyway.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 6/3/2015 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Skitter, Clockblocker, Dragon, E. Piggot
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2243 - Favs: 4,108 - Follows: 3,216 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Dreaming of Foxfire by Thanatanos reviews
Some of the most important struggles in our life tend to come from within, between us, ourselves, and the world and it's views. Some have a mental block that they long to overcome. Some have past regrets that tug from behind. Taylor feels as if she's drowning in her troubles between her school, her identity, and a certain nine tailed fox.
Crossover - League of Legends & Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 80,228 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/18/2015 - Published: 5/5/2015 - Ahri, Skitter, Lung, Bakuda
Princess? by Hysterical Clerical Hijinks reviews
Dying hasn't ever been one of Prince Vegeta's fears, and he has been dead before, so at least he knows what to expect. Except, unfortunately, when they have nowhere to put him. His only option? Reincarnation into a different reality. Not a bad deal, really, and it all seemed to be going to plan. But being reborn as Weiss Schnee, corporate heiress? That was NOT a part of the plan.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 276 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Vegeta, Weiss Schnee
Worthy Opponents by Biskoff reviews
A chance conversation changes the course of the world. Eidolon sought for fellow parahumans to measure himself against. Now, for better or worse, he has his Worthy Opponents. A ruthless Warlord. A stubborn Vigilante. A villainous Rogue. There are others, scattered around the world and wielding immense powers few can match. The Protectorate is going to have its hands full.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,514 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/15/2015 - Published: 4/9/2015
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 3,835 - Follows: 2,166 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Capture the Heart by r.k.Oujirou reviews
With Team Galactic imprisoned and Pokemon Hunter J reportedly gone, things were looking to be more peaceful in the Sinnoh region. But as Dawn and Piplup would discover on a late-night adventure, their troubles weren't over after all.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 129,754 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 4/14/2010 - [Dawn/Hikari, Hunter J] Officer Jenny/Junsa, Cynthia/Shirona - Complete
The Game by Rendered Reversed reviews
!MAJOR NON-MAGIC AU! VolDeMort, an infamously vicious PvPer. Scarred, a ridiculously lucky warrior. HBPrince, their unfortunate priest (sage, but really, who's keeping track?). Together, they're the smallest of the top 10 teams on CoS Online, and probably the most dysfunctional as well... Eventual TMR/HP SLASH, pairings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,959 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 7/28/2012 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Knights of the Old Republic: A Very Unauthorized Rewrite by 500 Metric Tonnes of Palladium reviews
"Most people aren't seven feet tall, and can't shoot laser bolts from their eyes. Revan could." Those were the words of Darth Irenaceus, a former actor-turned-Sith Lord. But who can say what's truth and what's fiction when it comes to Revan? A controlled demolition of KotOR canon, featuring a seven-foot-tall Echani heroine, a larcenous Twi'lek, and a very grumpy Jedi...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 236,643 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Revan, Carth O., Bastila S., Jolee B. - Complete
Professor Torchwick by Clockwork000 reviews
After Torchwick's most recent incarceration, it seems that his bizarre sentence revolves around him participating in a sort of community service by haplessly acting as the latest member of Beacon's faculty. Chapters revolve around each of the Beacon students. Submit your own chapter story ideas! [CLOSED]
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,781 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Roman Torchwick, Blake Belladonna, Ruby Rose - Complete
A Survivor is Born by Heather Sinclair reviews
AU: Taylor returns from Yamatai and just wants her life back to normal. The PRT on the other hand wants to know how she wound up killing over 400 people and only walked away with a few minor wounds. So do a few other people. Alt/Power!Taylor. She's not Skitter in this one.
Crossover - Tomb Raider & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,240 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 8/9/2014
In Fire Forged by OmgImPwned reviews
In a world where modern physics and chakra are seemingly irreconcilable, fifteen-year-old Haruno Sakura graduates as a first-grade genin with the year's highest academic scores and is thrust into a world more complex and a lot less nice than she would have thought at first. AU. Volume one of a planned trilogy. Ch 8, Ignition 1.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,144 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Sakura H.
Break the Grave by SnellWhite reviews
When Carrie wakes up to find herself six feet underground after mistakenly being taken for dead, she must find out how to survive with no friends, no family, no home, and even worse: no life; her records had been swiped clean. The only person who might help her is an irreplaceable asset to her survival, and one whom she begins to love very dearly. Femslash; Carrie x Sue
Carrie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,390 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Complete
Godfather Neville by Rhaegal Nymeria Stark reviews
Forgiveness is hard. Very hard. Sometimes impossible, but that doesn't mean there can't be a second chance. Neville meets Hydra, Hermione and Bellatrix's daughter. Takes place before "Voyeurism is such a strong word."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L., Neville L.
The Snake Pit by cupcake0118 reviews
After she is expelled from her London prep school for setting a science lab on fire, Hermione Granger is visited by Professor McGonagall, deputy headmistress of Hogwarts. Finally feeling as though she has found her place in life, Hermione travels to Hogwarts. But when she gets there, she is sorted into a house which despises the very blood which courses through her veins.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/17/2014
Magical Girls: Witches, With a Capital 'W' by Rendered Reversed reviews
!Crack!Mahou Shoujo AU! In which Harry and Tom are both very much female, very much attracted to each other, and very much costume-wearing, weapon-toting, badass magical girls. And this is a story of how they got there. Oneshot; FEMSLASH TMR/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,687 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/25/2014 - [Tom R. Jr., Harry P.] - Complete
A Question of Lions by storycollage reviews
When Regina hears that the flower tattoo on Emma Swan's wrist is called a ville de lyon, she sees a way out of her fairy dust-mandated destiny with the lion-tattooed Robin Hood. Was it a coincidence, a fairy dust blunder, or was there a bigger conspiracy at play? (Takes place one year after everything has settled back in Storybrooke. Veers from canon as of mid-season 3. Swan Queen)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,544 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S. - Complete
There Can Be Only One by patricia51 reviews
Immortals Katniss Everdeen and Clove Honor cross paths over the centuries as the Game and their own journeys take them. From opponents they grow to be friends and finally lovers. Femslash. Katniss/Clove. Set in the world of the TV series "Highlander". Completed with Chapter 25.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,493 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 7/27/2013 - [Clove, Katniss E.] - Complete
The Bet by Emerald Ashes reviews
"We all know Potter's had his eye on Evans for years. He's like a boy pulling his crush's pigtails, always playing pranks to get her attention. Besides, all that fighting and arguing must come from somewhere." "I could say the same thing about Potter and Snape," Slughorn pointed out. "That's hardly the same thing, Horace," McGonagall said. "Would you bet on that?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,405 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/24/2013 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Unpleasant Awakenings by Adrian Tullberg reviews
It was a bad day from the start
Crossover - Doctor Who & Marvel - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Complete
The Fallback Plan by Cysteine Snape reviews
I've temporarily abandoned "The Slytherin Resistance", but this part demands to be written. Imagine a counterpart to the Golden Trio, a Silver Trio. Slytherins fighting The Dark Lord through guile and trickery. There are no 'good guys' when it comes to war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2013 - [Pansy P., Daphne G.] OC - Complete
Rules and Duties by Lord of the Saiyans reviews
In the battlefields of the 41st Millennium there is only Death, And boy, is he pissed off.
Crossover - Discworld & Warhammer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,323 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Complete
Sequestered by I.heart.mean.girls reviews
Slightly AU - The curse is still in place and Henry has yet to go searching for his birth mother. Regina is forced to leave Storybrooke following an unexpected event, and meets Emma. What would have happened if Emma and Regina hadn't gotten off on the wrong foot? 100% Swan Queen. Rated M for language and sexytimes in later chapters.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,915 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Demon On Your Shoulder by fille au hazard reviews
The Teen Titans are enjoying a day at the beach when Aqualad pops up. Raven is having a hard time controlling her jealousy and to make matters worse Trident decided to stop by as well. Starfire/Raven. Sequel to Soul Switch.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,888 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Raven, Starfire - Complete
Tanks and the World of Tanks by Happypuppyeldrichmadness reviews
Tanks are romantic and sensitive.
World of Tanks - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 2/2/2012
Young Toad in Love by Poetheather1 reviews
Trevor is having his usual day at the start of school during Neville's 5th year when he is struck dumb by a vision of beauty and his life is changed forever. Trevor x Umbridge No really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Dolores U., Trevor - Complete
Magician by WiseTomato reviews
A mature Harry Potter finds himself in Dresden's world through unknown means with no way back. Not having any lingering connections to his old world, he decides to make the best of things and do what he does best-survive, with style.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,026 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 2,793 - Follows: 3,204 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Harry P., H. Dresden
Ghost in the machine by Useful Oxymoron reviews
Decades after the war has ended, a young rebellious asari who has never known her father has an unexpected encounter during a stay on Tuchanka.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Liara T'Soni, Shepard (F), U. Wrex - Complete
Fallen by ForgerOfLies reviews
Harry Awakens from a 68 year coma which he went into after defeating Voldemort. Then he gets summoned... to buffyverse, everyone seems keen to calling him a big bad for some reason.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,051 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 2,710 - Follows: 3,076 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Dawn S., Harry P.
Soul Switch by fille au hazard reviews
"Maybe for once she wasn't cursed with phenomenally shitty luck and there was no hidden condition. Then the dreams started." Set after episode 7 of season 1, "Switched". Rated T to be on the safe side.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Raven, Starfire - Complete
Shanty Town by SkinnyLittleLesbian reviews
The waiting room was desolate - yes that seemed to be the right word. The slanting shacks and discarded television sets were much more interesting than the people sitting around and waiting for something to happen. Perhaps a better word was boring - and it was driving Kim Possible crazy. AU Kigo
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,187 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
A Fine Line by hunnyfresh reviews
Upon Regina's banishment, the small town of Storybrooke becomes protected once again by an enchantment that prevents anyone from leaving or entering Storybrooke. Emma and Regina find themselves on the edge of the town, wishing for a way to the other side.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,407 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 3,096 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
Butterfly Genjutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
Or, "Can Kunai go Snicker-Snack"? Alice was trying to visit Caterpillar at the Oriental Grove, but somehow got a little side-tracked and ended up in the Forest of Death... Konoha aren't going to know what hit them. Also known as that fic where Erisah went a bit mad. No Pairings.
Crossover - American McGee's Alice & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,926 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Alice, Kakashi H. - Complete
Elsewhere, but not Elsewhen by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Thestrals can go a lot more places than just wherever you need to go. Unfortunately for Harry Potter, Voldemort is more than aware of this, and doesn't want to deal with Harry Potter anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,640 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 2,284 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Harry P.
The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 2,870 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Fun Filled Adventures of Reaper Lord Shepard by Iliya Moroumetz reviews
Inspired by Makani's tumblr fanarts, the Control Ending. Only with some much needed lulz. So, what is the most important thing to a Control minded Shepard after she becomes the God Reaper of Reapers? Why, getting good and wasted, that's what.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,200 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Dancing with Demons by Daystar Clarion reviews
Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,657 - Reviews: 2238 - Favs: 3,045 - Follows: 2,759 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Naruto U.
World Shaking by Ardatli reviews
This is short and ridiculous, and precisely what it says on the tin. This is for sungaizing85, because she makes me laugh, and hopefully this will return the favour. She begged me yesterday for Haruka/Michiru fic, and for a crossover. I'm pretty sure that this is not at all what she had in mind.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Queer as Folk - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Haruka T./Sailor Uranus, Emmett H. - Complete
Sleeping with the Enemy by Doctor Java reviews
Hermione and Millicent have an unspoken arrangement. Emotions go a bit haywire after Ron and Harry find out, and then Millicent tries to change the terms. Hermione x Millicent
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,397 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Hermione G., Millicent B. - Complete
Twist of Fate by jazzpha reviews
AU. Lu Ten survived the Siege of Ba Sing Se, and the Earth Kingdom fell. Iroh rules the Fire Nation, but his reign does not go unquestioned. Meanwhile, a new Avatar is found in the South... and Princess Azula's idea of a prank changes everything. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,084 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - [Zuko, Katara] [Azula, OC] - Complete
How I Met Your Doppelganger's Doppelganger by Battle Fries reviews
At MacLaren's Pub, a case of mistaken identity leads to a bit of a ruckus. Well, make that two mistaken identities.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Willow R., Lily A. - Complete
The Science of Santa by Quietly-Confident reviews
It's Christmas on the Normandy and Mordin offers his thoughts on the science behind Santa Claus. Re-Upload.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Mordin S. - Complete
A Whim by Solvdrage reviews
It was on a whim that the Daemon arrived. It was a whim that convinced the Daemon to spare the defiant child. It will be a whim that leads to the Daemon's return.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Complete
History Repeats Itself by UncleCatwoman reviews
Some reflections on a character and one of the underlying lessons of the film.
Incredibles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Edna Mode - Complete
Freud was Right by Moczo reviews
America goes to Austria for counseling. Austria is supportive, and delighted to share the teachings of everyone's favorite Austrian psychologist. If you know psychoanalysis, you know the hinted pairings. FIXED
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2011 - America, Austria - Complete
A Gentleman's Dilemma by anamatics reviews
Years before the series begins, Jane Rizzoli has a one night stand that doesn't seem to end.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,323 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1927 - Favs: 3,087 - Follows: 1,752 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Learning Experiences by inthefadeforever reviews
this is a response to a prompt on masskink that got away from me - AU with no reapers, Shepard as a Spectre candidate and Saren as her instructor.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,181 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Shepard (F), Saren A. - Complete
What Would Sue Sylvester Do? by Quallianmaghouin reviews
During a hostage situation, Kurt asks himself: What Would Sue Sylvester Do? A slightly cracky answer to a glee angst meme prompt
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6100 - Favs: 10,226 - Follows: 3,877 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Conundrum by Concolor44 reviews
This is a 'what-if' one-shot based on a rather extreme extrapolation of events near the end of the movie. VioletXMirage. Rated 'T' because I'm a cautious sort, but probably closer to K .
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,182 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Violet P., Jack-Jack P., Mirage - Complete
Poker Night by Academia Nut reviews
When a Hero of the Imperium perishes, the stakes are never higher. Warhammer 40k crossed with a variety of other universes
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 95 - Published: 8/28/2009
Murder by Publicity by Seraphina2 reviews
Set from Act II on. Finding murder too inelegant, Dr. Horrible finds a different way to destroy Captain Hammer.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Captain Hammer - Complete
That's just like you by DreamSmith AJK reviews
Eight years after she first met Faith, Buffy is now in a long-term relationship with her. This Faith hasn't exactly changed her stripes, though, even if she's *mostly* playing nice these days.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,890 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Buffy S., Faith L. - Complete
Heart of Darkness by Cka3ka reviews
AU: Vader finds Leia at an early age. Is the redemption of the Dark Lord at hand? Or will the Princess fall into darkness. Follow Leia as she grows up to be a loving daughter, dependable friend, swoop bike fanatic, chic shopaholic, and Sith Lord.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 215,499 - Reviews: 1665 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Darth Vader, Leia O.
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Summer Haze by SkyWarrior108 reviews
Two years after the war, Azula has returned home. Katara and Aang are in the Fire Nation for the bi-annual summit, but their relationship is on the rocks. One-shot. Mostly Azula/Katara with minimal Katara/Aang. Rated M to be safe.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Azula, Katara - Complete
Psalm of the Lark by Jessica-X reviews
Fear and loathing in Gotham City. This is a chronicle of Harley Quinn's new outlook on life... through the unlikely vessel of Batgirl. As told by Barbara Gordon and Harley. T:Mature themes. F/. :COMPLETE:
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,432 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Barbara G., Harley Q. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 234 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
The Bittersweet Taste of Victory by Nerys reviews
Victory always comes at a price. In Voldemort's mind the cost was the loss of his immortality. Hermione disagreed. 'Without any challenges left one is better of dead,' she said. The words still rang in his ears as he strives to conquer death once more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 241,591 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Nightime and Ninjas by Rahvin Dashiva reviews
As everybody knows, the Alpha Legion are practically ninjas. Just not in administration. Comedy one-shot. Also features Gideon the Unionised Extra!
Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
All I Really Want by Blackbird reviews
When the person you want the most wants nothing at all to do with you, what do you do then? This the question Shego finds herself facing and the answer surprises even herself. KR & Kigo. AiRW Universe
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 53,174 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Shego, Kim P. - Complete
the color of love by the blanket reviews
[ShikaSaku. for Epiff Annie.] Sakura is green, is bright, is effervescent, is life reborn, is so vibrant that it's almost painful. Shikamaru's utilitarian brown cannot compete. But he tries, and it's beautiful, and Naruto rewrites The Fairytale.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Everyday by angel puppeteer reviews
She said she'll marry him. After 24 hours.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Alone, Together by Failte200 reviews
Kigo. Kim and Shego are straight, archenemies, and trapped in an alternate reality, just the two of them. This is how they fall in love.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,373 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 1,622 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 10/20/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Sailor Hellblazer by RpM1 reviews
A Sailor Moon/John Constantine: Hellblazer crossover. Co-written with David Tai. Gemma Masters was destined to become a Sailor Scout. But then Destiny ran headfirst into John Constantine first.
Vertigo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,432 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/4/2001
Little Helper by Sheryl Nantus reviews
Sometimes the worst person you want to see when sick is the best...
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/16/1999 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete