Calc-Man
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Joined 05-08-12, id: 3996881, Profile Updated: 10-17-14
Author has written 7 stories for El Tigre, Scrubs, Mass Effect, Ben 10, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Kim Possible, and Gravity Falls.

UPDATE: Holy shit it's been a while. I've been in a writing slump for a long time now, but I feel like it's time to come back. Look out world, I'm riding back on a horse on fucking fire. Keep your eyes peeled for updates.

I'm just a shitty writer. My focus is smut fanfictions, so if you are not a fan or are offended by such a topic, I suggest you head back the way you came. I do have one non-smut story, but other than "That Damn Recording", it's all M rated smut.


Current projects of mine include:

Date Night [Adventure Time. Finn x Marcelline x Bubblegum. Three chapters done, one more to come]


Projects currently on hiatus:

A Mother's Love [Kim Possible. Kim x Anne x others (possibly). One chapter complete, one or two more projected]


Completed Projects:

Scrub Up The Mess [Scrubs. Elliot x Carla, JD]

Omni-Purpose [Ben 10. Ben x Gwen, Charmcaster]

Ride [El Tigre. Frida x Manny, Twins, Zoe]

That Damn Recording [Gravity Falls. No pairing.]

Mass Appeal [Mass Effect. FemShep x Ash, Kelly, Miranda, Liara, Jack, Tali.]


I will gladly consider any requests. I won't even charge for commissions! That's because I'm so nice. Note that I can't write characters that I don't know, so my knowledge is pretty limited when it comes to many shows, films, books, etc.

I'm trying to move into more emotive and non-smut writings, so fans of those stories may have a longer time to wait for new updates. I'll finish all of my projects as soon as I can, but I'm not exactly sure where to go from there. Not that I'm leaving smut entirely, far from it. I just want to explore new possibilities. If all goes well, I'll move the smut stories to other sites. I'll keep ya informed.

Questions? Comments? Requests? Send me a message, I check for them often.

-JR (Calc-Man)

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iGet it The series XXX by SilverDragonRanger09 reviews
A series a of X-rated oneshots involving Sam with a penis and various sexy senarios
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,736 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Carly S., Sam P.
Always There by SuperGroverAway reviews
We take a brief glimpse into the future to find Dipper Pines tending to his distraught sister, as together they prepare themselves for potentially life-changing news. (Future-Pines)
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P. - Complete
Glorious by SirDeathShriek reviews
Tori wakes up to a little surprise. Inspired by iPoke.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,939 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Tori V.
We've Got Chemistry by Strickens reviews
Marceline ruins Princess Bubblegum's experiment. Futa!Bubblegum, tentacles, smutty goodness.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,874 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Starfire and The Playground by vic elor reviews
A continuation of Starfire and the Dirty Magazines. If you haven't read that one yet, read it first. In this portion, Starfire decides to go in search of Jinx. Warning: Futa content.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,921 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Starfire, Jinx - Complete
First Time by SomethingIntheNothing reviews
Yellow and Leaf share an intimate moment. FutaYellowLeaf
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/4/2013 - [Yellow, Leaf] - Complete
Our Secret by BHErotica reviews
Hermione is woken in the middle of the night by a noise and decides to investigate. WARNING!: Contains futa content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Starfire and the dirty magazines by vic elor reviews
Starfire steals dirty magazines from her friends rooms to learn about human beings. Warning: Futa Content
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,141 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Starfire, Raven - Complete
Just Getting Started by MurdeTram reviews
Starfire finds a new mate in Raven. Just a quick futa-y smut.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Raven, Starfire
You Up? by stargaze29 reviews
Brown eyes flew open as their owner, who had been gradually awaking through her early morning groping, was now fully awake and so was the appendage her girlfriend was rubbing. Futa.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
Lavaridge Sendoff by Nidoran Duran reviews
Rob is in for quite the surprise when Flannery brings him to her bedroom. Contains futanari.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Flannery/Asuna - Complete
The Sleepover by Emilgirl23 reviews
Rachel and Kurt have a sleepover. Kurt finds out that Rachel has been hiding a secret. This secret brings them together in a carnal fashion. Can their friendship survive? Warning: G!Peen/Futanari
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Rachel B., Kurt H. - Complete
Leliana and Morrigan Take a Bath by SerineCeline reviews
Epic title right? Leliana takes a bath and is visited by a certain witch, smexyness ensues, rough smexyness that is, warnings are inside. Enjoy!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Leliana, Morrigan - Complete
Iget It 2 by SilverDragonRanger09 reviews
The long awaited sequeal to my smash oneshot. Contains CAM rough and kinky sex this is rated M for a reason
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,508 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Carly S., Sam P.
iGet it by SilverDragonRanger09 reviews
Sam with a penis CAM porn oneshot
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
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Date Night reviews
What time is it? Time for some adventurous smut. Tier 15 will be achieved. WARNING: Smut, futa content. Don't like, don't read.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,315 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Finn, Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum
Mass Appeal reviews
What you don't see when the cut scene fades to black. WARNING: Smut, futa content. Don't like, don't read.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,750 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah, Miranda L. - Complete
That Damn Recording reviews
Dipper finds and old tape recorder and decides to explore what he cannot explain: His self-doubt, his regrets, and his previously unknown hidden persona. He thinks his thoughts are safe, until the recorder finds its way around the Mystery Shack...
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,321 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Wendy, Grunkle Stan
OmniPurpose reviews
Well, this was bad. WARNING: Smut, futa content. Don't like, don't read.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Ben T., Gwen T., Charmcaster - Complete
A Mother's Love reviews
After a genetic encounter with Drakken, Kim is left with an extra piece of equipment. Mother Anne knows how best to maintain said equipment. WARNING: Smut, futa, incest content. Don't like, don't read.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Kim P., Anne Possible
Ride reviews
Misadventures of Frida and friends. WARNING: Smut, futa content. Don't like, don't read.
El Tigre - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,742 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Frida S., Manny R./El Tigre, Zoe Aves/Black Cuervo - Complete
Scrub Up The Mess reviews
One-Shot smut stories of a sex-crazed Elliot. WARNING: Smut, futa content. Don't like, don't read.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Elliot R., Carla E., John D./J.D. - Complete