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Joined 06-14-03, id: 399722, Profile Updated: 12-17-07
Author has written 30 stories for Sandman, Good Omens, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Harry Potter, Discworld, Bartimaeus Trilogy, His Dark Materials, Chronicles of Narnia, and Hustle.

Hmm. In no particular order... I'm English, I'm studying Literature and have been writing for a few years now.

My writing veers from silly to sentimental, but I hope it hits the mark occasionally. Drabbles and One-shots are my usual fare, although I have attempted longer taleswith Invisible Boxes and The Owls' Story. I appear not to have written myself into a corner in the latter so far, but there's still time.

I don't usually put disclaimers on my drabbles because I'm vain about the word count. So...

The Sandman was written by Mr Neil Gaiman, for which I'm incredibly grateful.
Mr Gaiman also co-wrote Good Omens, along with Terry Pratchett, the man responsible for the Discworld series.
JK Rowling wrote the Harry Potter books, but you knew that.
Douglas Adams created The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, before dying far too young.
Jonathon Stroud was responsible for the Bartimaues trilogy.
And Philip Pullman wrote the His Dark Materials trilogy.

You know, when I started this list it only had a couple of names. Apparently I'm flighty when it comes to fandoms.

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Fiddler's Went A'Courtin' by Merlin Missy reviews
Gilbert knows Dream's creations ought not to wade too deeply in Desire's waters. The Corinthian is proof enough of that.
Sandman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
Fade to Black by lily22 reviews
Vetinari goes blind. This could have a negative effect on his daily activities, result in his death or, much worse, bring about the fall of Ankh Morpork. Efforts will have to be made to fix this... or even to turn it to his advantage.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,169 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 6/29/2005
Gabbling with Gargoyles by Bagge reviews
Goyle receives a kind word of advice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Gregory G. - Complete
Box of Tricks by Elizabeth Tudor reviews
What happens when one little fish finds M's box of chemicals?
LXG - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/2/2006
Apples and Serpents by abernaith reviews
It's a usual day after an almostApocalypse, and an Angel dreams.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2005
Emotional Baggage by TheZorpisuttle reviews
Drabble. This is the result of my failed attempt to write LuggageRincewind. It's still cracktastic, though.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Complete
Apple by Charis M reviews
“But then the world twists again and she understands too much ...” Delirium–flavoured ficlet.
Sandman - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Complete
Retirement Benefits by Sparkling Cyanide reviews
Pestilence, though retired, is still alive and well.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Complete
First Impressions by redwolfoz reviews
100 word drabble. First impressions can be misleading.
Neverwhere - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Complete
Bondage by Karen Cecil reviews
JackTyler (non-graphic) I suppose I just never understood how the narrator could be okay after all that.
Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/17/2004
Snape's Desk by Mynuet reviews
Severus Snape is distinctly unhappy upon finding out about a certain tradition regarding his desk... (R-Hr, D-G, H-Lu)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Appeasing the Heathen Gods by Snoodle reviews
A collection of drabbles, each a crossover, concerning the coins in the chest and how they were returned. Shakespeare, Cheers, Stardust, Lemony Snicket, Dogma, Good Omens, and the Kalevala. All in good fun.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2004
Arthur Strikes Again by Sparkling Slayer reviews
A short piece based on Arthur's determination to have a cup of tea.......please please READ AND REVIEW, peeps!! :o) Enjoy.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/31/2003
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Queenie Rodd, the Barber of Gleam Street reviews
As Ankh-Morpork faces difficult times, the Watch realise that an unusually high number of people are disappearing. Could this be linked to Queenie Rodd, the barber living above Mr Dibbler's Pie Shop?
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009
The Owls' Story reviews
The Owls do not choose to serve. They are bound by a compulsion, waiting for the time when they can escape the spell. Some believe that time is close.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Complete
August Distractions and Other Stories reviews
Drabble series. The Patrician tries to understand Leonard's latest inventions.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/4/2005
He Nearly Went reviews
Contains spoilers for Jingo. The Vimes who stayed behind to fight also had the wrong dis-organiser, and now Lady Sybil is left knowing what might have been.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Complete
Broken Perspectives reviews
A sequence of fairly dark drabbles, featuring a motley collection of HP characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/13/2005
The Last Day reviews
As Karkaroff runs north, he knows that death is coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2008 - I. Karkaroff, OC - Complete
No Man's Land reviews
Pestilence walks the trenches and encounters the inevitable horsewoman. War/Pestilence.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
Over the Ice reviews
A triolet written from Serafina's viewpoint.
His Dark Materials - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Complete
Visiting the Garden reviews
Set during the Sandman's imprisonment, Lucien asks Destiny for help.
Sandman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Complete
Invisible Boxes reviews
Featuring The Watch as they attempt to save the city once again from the forces of disorder, or at least to take the credit for Gaspode's hard work in this direction. Now complete.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,633 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/22/2006 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Complete
The Resolute reviews
The story of Asmoral the Resolute, mentioned as a footnote in the Amulet of Samarkand.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
Something Borrowed, Something Stolen reviews
Ash reflects on a happier day. An attempt to capture an atmosphere more than anything, since we know how that story ends.
Hustle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Complete
Queen Helen the Last reviews
Set in between The Magician's Nephew and The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe. The last descendant of King Frank reflects on the failure of her line, and her fears for Narnia.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boot of Justice reviews
Silliness, really, disguised as parody. How the story should end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
One Small Flower reviews
Very short piece about the flower given to Lee Scoresby. Contains a spoiler.
His Dark Materials - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Complete
The Letter reviews
Remus wakes after a transformation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Remus L. - Complete
How to Care reviews
Tom takes his own approach to Care of Magical Creatures. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Xanadu reviews
A poet samples the gifts of two of The Endless.
Sandman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Complete
All the little Treasures reviews
Honorius Waits. Golem's Eye oneshot.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Complete
Naked in the Snow reviews
Remus reflects. Short but complete, spoiler for HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Memento mori reviews
After he's expelled, Hagrid gets involved in the war effort. Short piece, about 200 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Lucien's Memoirs reviews
Drabble. Even Lucien has a book in the Library of Dreams.
Sandman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Complete
In the Library reviews
Drabble. Lucien's perspective on the bargain between the King of Dreams and a certain Playwright
Sandman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Complete
William reviews
Drabble. Near the end of his life, Shakespeare considers the bargain he made.
Sandman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Complete
The Final Page reviews
Drabble. Perhaps even Destiny tires of duty.
Sandman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Complete
Seven Dull Days reviews
One-shot. Ford and Zaphod discuss an upcoming assignment...
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Complete
Leaving reviews
Drabble. Destruction is about to close his Realm.
Sandman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Complete
Lucifer's Dream reviews
Drabble. Lucifer visits the Dreaming for the first time.
Sandman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Complete
The Kraken reviews
A drabble about the kraken.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Complete
The Morningstar reviews
Drabble. Lucifer begins to understand his own actions.
Sandman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Complete