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Author has written 5 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Just call me Andy
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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.
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98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like toast.
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS
If pinochio said "my nose will grow now" what will eventualy happen?
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you are AAH(Annoying As Heck) post this on your profile
Copy and paste this if you think they should bring back TFA. (Heck yeah!!!)
Copy and paste this if you bawled when Prowl died.
TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.
My name is Thomas, I am 5:
My name is Thomas, I am five, and I'm on a machine to stay alive.
Today was my birthday, I woke up late. Maybe that's what sealed my fate.
As I moved down the stairs that creak and groan I said "hi" to my mother, who makes me call her Joan.
She called me names that used to make me cry. She says it's the bottle, not her mind.
I told her I was five as I sat in my chair. She just got up and left without a care.
I looked out the window and saw my friends with backpacks that were cool. Mom had no money to send me to preschool.
So I did my chores instead, doing laundry while hunger hit me like a brick of lead.
At six, Mom came back to the house, smoking and drinking while calling me a louse.
She threw me a pair of scissors and said I could go cut some rich guy's lawn. For my present, I told her I'd like to see that bottle gone.
I didn't see it coming, I should have though, when she broke the bottle over me and used her smoke to light my clothes.
I didn't scream and I didn't cry. As I ran out of the house, I thought for sure I would die.
My neighbor grabbed some water and soaked me fast. He screamed "Call 911! She finally did something that will last!"
I'm in a coma now; in a hospital bed. My mommy was put in handcuffs, and the doctors are full of dread.
The social worker said she'll stay the night, even though the nurse told her I may not win this fight.
My name is Thomas. I had just turned five the night my Mother burned me alive.
Child abuse is serious. If you suspect it, tell someone you know can help. Copy and paste this to spread the word. it may save a life.
My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
that he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its much too late now
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
copy and paste to spread the word. and if you actually gasped/screamed when the story above ended with murdered me
Okay, for those of you who have watched TFA (Transformers Animated), we all know how slaggin' annoying
Setinel Prime is. If you, for some strange reason a fan of Setinel Prime, just... just... stop liking him because
he has more ego than you can fill three Unicrons with! Phew, had to get that out. So if you think Setinel
is a total glitch head, then copy and paste this on your profile. Also, copy paste this if you want to see his
head get cut off again! :) ;) :-3 XD
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character died/almost died, copy and paste this into your profile
You know if you are a BIG Transformer fan (or TransFan) if you:
1.) Find yourself calling every semi that you see (regardless the color) 'OPTIMUS PRIME'!!
2.) You find yourself repeating slang terms from Transformes! (slag, frag, glitch...etc.)
3.) When you hear a word remotely similar to an Autobot or Decpticon name...you yell the name out! (bee...'BUMBLEBEE'!)
4.) You can name all the Autobots and/or Decpticons!
5.) Quotes from any continutiy are used in your daily life! ('Son of a Retro-Rat'!)
6.) Your dream car happens to be an alt-mode of a Transformer!
7.) Drawing and/or writing fanfictions of Transformers takes up 60 percent of your daily activities!
8.) You dream about Transformers five days in a row!
9.) All your daydreams relate to Transformers one way or another!
10.) You are afraid of everything police car you see because of Barricade, then realize that it could Prowl, and you try to chase after it, screaming 'Prowl!'
11.) And finally, you get into an arguement with your best friend since grade school because she is a Decpticon and/or Autobot and you are an Autobot and/or Decpticon!
Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
Don't look at me in that tone!
I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?
Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!
I'm not insane and the voices in my head agree with me.
I can insult my best friend, but heaven help you if you do.
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad.
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ..He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking so good either.
I'm sorry, yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look to impressed.
Anger is one letter short of danger.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.
95% of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building.
4% would yell JUMP.
If you are the 1% that would push him, copy this and paste it and put it on your profile
Transformers Autobot Lightning Short Story by Lightning Prime
In Prowl's Room, Prowl, Jazz, and I were meditating under the tree. It was so quiet all I heard was the wind and the birds chirping. Meditating always calm me down, but I go nuts if someone interrupts me. Nothing interrupts us so far, but... something made us jump. We heard an explosion.
"What the sparks was that?" Jazz said.
"Let me go check it out." I said in a grouchy way. I walked out of Prowl's room and saw smoke. The smoke was coming from Bumblebee's room. I went in and saw Bee, Bulkhead, and Sari ready to make another explosion. I looked at them angrily.
"Do you mind!" I yelled. "I'm trying to lose my stress and you guys are increasing it!"
"Sorry Lightning." said Bumblebee. "We're just doing a explosion test."
"It's awesome, Lightning!" said Sari with excitement jumping up and down. "You should do it with us!"
"That sounds fun but I'm in the middle of my meditation." I said. "Maybe after my stress is gone. Just keep it down. Okay?"
I left the room. My comrades were looking at each other.
"So," Bumblebee spoke. "Let's blow another one!"
Before Bee was getting ready to start another explosion, something hit him so hard he paused. It was me and I threw a one of my ninja stars at Bee.
"What did I just tell you!" I yelled.
"Sorry." Bee apologized.
"Now...again! Wait after I lose my stress!" I said and left.
Copy and paste if you like this short story.
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But I don't have any other time to fix my hair!)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (So...remind me how to do that...)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (And the point of saying that was...)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Really?? And here I was thinking it would be cold...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But, but...that works so well!)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh yeah, can't have those little kids falling asleep behind the wheel.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Aww, darn! I wanted to stay awake!)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (So, does that mean I can't put them on the doorjamb?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now I want to know what the other use is...)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (I never could have guessed...)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Why, were a lot of people trying that?)
On plastic wrapping: "Do not put on head...may result in suffocation." (Why would I put plastic wrap on my head in the first place?!)
On frieing pan paper thingy "Not to be used as a weapon." (But, Repanzul used it in the movie..."
"I'm stupid, I'm stupid!" - G1 Starscream (Episode: Triple Takeover)
"Hello, what am I, invisible? I make six." - Sari Sumdac
"Well, isn't that just Prime?" - Optimus Primal
"This is such a waste of my talents!" - Dinobot
"I'm not talking to myself! I merely...have a desire for...INTELLIGENT conversation...yeessss..." - Megatron (BW)
"Not fair! Waspinator minding own business when, BAM! gets whole stasis pod right up the kazootie!" - Waspinator
"Inferno get blown up, Waspinator must salvage. Waspinator get blown up, nobody salvage. Why universe hate Waspinator?" - Waspinator
"This fool has been terribly misinformed." - Ratchet
"Ooooh. Holy cow." -Finn the human
"Bla bla bleep blaap bloop, remember!" -Jake the dog
"Who wants to put on blind folds and get into my car"- Gruncle Stan
"Lemony fresh." Tasmanian Devil, Space Jam.
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