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Joined 05-09-12, id: 3997880, Profile Updated: 05-24-15
Author has written 20 stories for Naruto, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hey, you! Yes, you. No, not you. YOU! Hi. I just want you to know that we're both awesome. Even though I am obviously a lot more awesome than every one of you inferior beings. Pwah, pwah.

Name- You can call me any of the names on my username. My real name is Jordyn, though. Dammit, spellcheck, that really is my name, you jerk!

Gender- Female... Let me check really quick to make sure... Yep, female.

Age- 15. No, bouncer dude, I swear I'm twenty-one.

Things I love- Playing basketball, singing, writing, Naruto, Psych, Hetalia, Supernatural, Sherlock, Once Upon A Time, The Avengers, people, animals and lots more.

Things I hate- Not many things, to be honest. Oh! I hate poachers and people who hurt animals or other people! ... I think that's pretty much it.

Personality- I like to joke around a lot. People generally view me as a very happy, harmless person who loves to have fun and make everyone smile. Not many people have seen me mad, but those who have all know how hard I punch and curse when I'm angry. However, they can't tell you this first hand because I eat their entrails and beat the poopy out of them, not in that particular order. They tend to not make the same mistake again, thankfully enough. :)

Follow me at my new Instagram I made not too long ago at midnight_2458.

Also, my kik is midnight2458. No underscore, this time, haha.

Thanks!

Tale of the Conquered Overbearing by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Antonio's dual personality disorder pushes him to unorthodox methodological treatment: rooming with the most stress-inducing Italian in the nation. But the ultimate goal begins to change from psychological to emotional, and Spain does not approve.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 118,939 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
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Circles Are My Favorite Shape reviews
When Kakashi notices odd, uncharacteristic things that Naruto has been doing, he investigates, though admittedly not very worried for his student. He learns, however, that perhaps he should be. Rest of the summary is in the beginning of the story. Rated T because of language and darker things. FINISHED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,706 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/27/2015 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Fool-Proof Plan reviews
England smirked to himself. Ha! This plan was perfectly fool-proof! This'd teach France for sure! Make him think twice about doing this crap again! France would be so put out and confused, and then- Whoops, he shouldn't give out the plan quite yet. A/N: Guys, this is pervy trash. Do not read. I repeat, do not read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/24/2015
Death reviews
"Tell me someone else did this. Anyone. Please. Let it have been the mafia or some punk, or an alternate personality of your brother or the mail man. Please." Spain begged and Romano couldn't hold his gaze, instead dropping it to his lap. "I'm sorry." Romano instead whispered.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2015
No Second Chances reviews
There aren't second chances for things like this… There just aren't. No matter how much it hurts, there will be no second chances… All of those things you never said, all of those things you never did, all of it... No redoes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2015 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Prussia - Complete
The Struggles Of Being Impeached reviews
Alfred F. Jones is quite proud and happy when, with the help of his BFF Arthur, he becomes President of the United States. Until he isn't when he realizes just how much work and effort this will take. Once again, with the help of his bestie, he tries to get impeached. The struggles of being impeached are so, so real.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2015 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Colors reviews
Colors can be very convenient when describing emotions. Lovino feels red. Very, very, very red. Until a boy he meets in the park makes him feel very un-red.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2015 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Inferiority Complex reviews
An inferiority complex is a lack of self- worth, a doubt and uncertainty, and feelings of not measuring up to society's standards. 'I'm stupid,' he thought sadly. 'I'll never be as good as him,' he thought bitterly. 'I wish I wasn't so useless,' he watched as the other patched up his minuscule wounds. 'I wish I wasn't so inferior,' They thought in unison. Only a two-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/11/2015 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
High reviews
Meet Italy Veneziano. He's happy-go-lucky, silly, sweet, and kind of ditzy. He's also a product of Feliciano Vargas. Meet Feliciano. He's depressed, angry, and just wants it all to end. Oh, yeah, and he does the drugs that make Italy the way he is.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,754 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/11/2015 - Published: 7/25/2014 - N. Italy - Complete
Big Problems Come In Little Packages reviews
Okay, so we've all acknowledged that England's magic is a bit iffy at times, right? As in, sometimes it'll work, but most of the time it malfunctions. Well...it looks like England can't just say "My bad" for this one.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,466 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/11/2015 - Published: 12/7/2013 - N. Italy - Complete
Pain reviews
Pain is everywhere; It's imminent and in everyone. Pain and misery love company. None know that better than the nations. A/n: It's saddy mcsad sad. Read and review.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2015
Personal Space reviews
Little England decides to take it upon himself to teach France about personal space. Light FRUK. IT'S SO CUTE, I SWEAR, IT'S JUST SO KAWAII, I CAN'T EVEN- Sorry. I don't own Hetalia. Rated for some light FRUK fluff. Can probably be K, but I'm just being careful.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2014
King and Dukes of Awesome reviews
Prussia had just wanted a sense of normalcy. His nation and his people were already gone, what else could he lose? He finds out that there's a bit more; Friends and his place at the World Meeting. As he starts self-pitying himself and feeling so alone, he gets a pleasant surprise from three slightly surprising nations. T for cursing. I don't own Hetalia. There's humor, too
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2014
Onetime Thing reviews
Against his will, he began making hot chocolate instead of coffee. Two cups of it. He walked back towards North Italy's room and paused in front of the door. Should he really? He didn't need to; it wasn't mandatory and no one other than himself would know that he didn't. But...he supposed that it wouldn't hurt just this once. It was just a onetime thing, after all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2014 - N. Italy, Austria - Complete
Italy's Eyes reviews
Germany had a burning question about Italy for a very, very long time now. (Add that to the ever growing list and label it Question 562, okay?) Why were Italy's eyes always hidden? And...were they sexy or cute? Were they brown or green or what? (Erm, label the last one Question 565. Wait, you ran out of paper? Dammit!) The first time, this came out as a giant block of text...Odd.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/21/2014 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Sometimes reviews
Sometimes...Sometimes...Sometimes...Sometimes...Canada wished, hoped, and dreamed...But he also wished that he didn't get his hopes up so much. He didn't want it all to crash down and suffocate him when it went wrong.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Canada - Complete
Between Love and Hate reviews
"...You don't have to apologize...It was some of my fault, too..." Lovino muttered awkwardly as he rested his cheek against his little brother's head, trying to subtly give his brother more warmth. "Some?" Feliciano asked into his chest as Lovino's eye twitched. "Fine. It was mostly my fault." Lovino huffed, but smiled softly. I own only the plot, unfortunately.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2014 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Maybe reviews
Maybe...Maybe...Maybe...Maybe...America was just deluding himself. Maybe it was all his fault. Maybe all the things HE said and did while drunk were true.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Stereotypes Song reviews
He had a wonderful idea at last month's World Meeting! Meetings were always awfully boring to him and many others, so he decided to- Crack ending, but I swear that most of it is funny. Read and review, children! I only own the plot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/28/2013 - N. Italy - Complete
Slurred Words and Hiccuped Promises reviews
England made it to America's home surprisingly unharmed. If Germany and Prussia glared at him more than they used to, and he or Italy blushed or smirked when they "accidentally" sat next to or brushed against each other, no one else would be able to connect the dots because there was never any real evidence...Well, there was that one time in the closet...Damn that stupid frog...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2013 - N. Italy, England/Britain - Complete
A Broken Heart And An Equally Guilty Soul reviews
He had expected sorrowful tears and hate to rack through the small Italian's body and mind and his soul. Hate for France. After all, hadn't his precious "big brother" killed his one and only love? The betrayal the small Italian felt should have caused him to hate France. He had expected this and so, so much more. He hadn't expected what really happened, though. Full summary inside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 11/10/2013 - N. Italy, France - Complete