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Hey! I'm DisneyCrazed 26 and I'm 15 years old, but you can call me DisneyC. My tumblr is howdoyouwhiskit and I post 1D, HP, funny things, personal crap,and other random stuff! I am new to writing fanfiction and am open to constructive critisism. My first story is House of Comeback and is a House of Anubis fanfic. People at my school say I am way too obsessed with House of Anubis but I tell them it's not possible to be too obsessed. (puts hand over eye) Sibuna! I'm also obsessed with Greyson Chance, Cody Simpson,Harry Potter,One Direction, Little Mix, Cher Lloyd, Demi Lovato, P!nk, Ke$ha, House MD, The Script, Train, and many other things, Lol.
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Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. (I'm slow on some things ok!)
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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 80, and find line 4.
"Leopardstar settled herself in the fork between the two..."-Warriors: The New Prophecy, Book 5: Twilight
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch
The headboard of the bed I'm sitting on.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
NCIS (It's so awsome!)
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
4:28 pm (I was so close!)
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Cody Simpson's song Summertime playing in my Cody Simpson Music playlist on Youtube
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Like 2 hours ago getting off the bus from high school
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
9. What are you wearing?
jean shorts, a black and white striped crop top with LOVE written in pink except the O is silver, a pink tank top underneath
10. Did you dream last night?
Yes. I had a dream Cody Simpson and Greyson Chance came to my school and preformed all of my favorite songs. (Which is like all of them!)
11. When did you last laugh?
In my Social Studies class. I have the best teacher for it. He is so funny.
12. What is on the wall of the room you are in?
Nothing. I'm in the spare bedroom so there isn't much decoration.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
It has kept me occupied for the last like 7 minutes.
15. What is the last film you saw?
The Odd Life of Timothy Green. (SPOILER ALERT: It ends really sad)
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Tickets to both Cody Simpson and Greyson Chance concerts and a 2 week trip to Disney World.
Here's 100 random questions:
1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? Nah. I don't really want a boyfriend. It's easier to fake date celeberties.
2) Do you hate more than 3 people? No, just one girl at my camp. She is so annoying!
3) How many houses have you lived in? 3
4) Favorite candy bar? Milky Way
5) Favorite shoes? Black Converse One Stars
6) Have you ever tripped someone? By accident-yes; on purpose-nope
9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? No. I don't really like her music.
10) Have you ever thrown up in public? When I was like 7 in a McDonalds. I had a super bad headache
11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Greyson Chance (for those of you who don't know him he's a singer-LOOK HIM UP!)
12) Favorite genre of music? All Kinds.
13) What is your zodiac sign? Aquarius
14) What time were you born? 1:00 pm
15) Do you like beer? I'm 14. I'm not allowed to drink yet...
16) Ever made a prank phone call? Maybe once to my cousin when I was 10.
17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? a CD from the Discovery Kid's show High Five from when I was 7
18) Are you sarcastic? Sometimes
19) What are your favorite colors? Blue/Sliver/Pink/Purple
20) How many watches do you own? 2, I think
21) Summer or winter? Summer, more time to read fanfics!
23) Favorite color to wear? Purple
24) Pepsi or Sprite? Sprite-I hate Pepsi; Coke person all the way!
25) What color is your cell phone? Like an indigo-ish color
26) Where is your second home? Disney World
27) Have you ever slapped someone? No. Hitting people does not solve anything
28) Have you ever had a cavity? Yes, but it was in a baby tooth.
29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? 1
30) How many video games do you own? My Xbox, Wii, and DS games combined probably about 30.
31) What was your first pet? Casey, a dog, he died at 1 and a half because he swallowed an acorn. I was only 3, but I still remember him.
32) Ever had braces? No. I'm lucky enough that my dentist thinks that braces are a cosmetic thing and only are needed when you can't eat properly. Plus, my teeth are pretty straight.
33) Do looks matter?Depends on the situation
34) Do you use chapstick? When the seasons change because my lips get dry during the change in weather.
35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. I'm going into high school so I can't really.
36) American Eagle or Abercombie? American Eagle
37) Are you too forgiving? YES
38) How many children do you want? 3. One boy and 2 girls.
39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? No. Hot topic scares me...
40) Favorite breakfast meal? Zone Perfect Dark Chocolate Almond Protien Bar. Yum!
41) Do you own a gun? NO!
42) Ever thought you were in love? Nope. I'm 14. I haven't even had a boyfriend yet.
43) When was the last time you cried? Yesterday Night
44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Reading Fanfiction
45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Panera. Love their chicken noodle soup.
46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? Yes. And it was a guy. I was so embarassed.
47) Have you ever been in a castle? Does the Cinderella Castle in Disney World count?
48) Nicknames? Walking Disney World Encyclopedia (There are others but that would envolve revealing my name)
49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No.
50) Ever been to Kentucky? No.
51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? No.
52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Yes. Cody Simpson. (another singer I love again-LOOK HIM UP)
53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Um...no.
55) Do you own a diamond ring? No
56) Are you happy with your life right now? Pretty happy. I just want life to slow down. This past year has been going by in a flash.
57) Do you dye your hair? No
58) Does anyone like you? IDK...Nobody really talks to me at school so...
59) What year were you born? 1998
60) What were you doing in May of 1994? I wasnt born
61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No
62) McDonalds or Wendys? Wendy's FTW!
63) Do you like yourself? I guess so. I don't want to seem full of myself.
64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Mom.
65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Awesome Hair-one of the many reasons I'm attracted to all of the HoA guys, Cody Simpson, and Greyson Chance.
66) Are you afraid of the dark? Sort of.
67) Have you ever eaten paste? Yeah. I was daydreaming about baking a cake during art class. In my daydream it was vanilla icing on my finger not glue.
68) Do you own a webcam? Well there is one built in on my laptop.
69) Have you ever stripped? NO!!
70) Ever broke a bone? Yes, my finger. I jammed it in the hinge part of a hotel door. It hurt!
72) Do you chat on AIM often? No
73) Pringles or Lays? Lays
74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? No. I haven't dated anyone.
75) Rugrats or Doug? Both! Loved those shows when I was little and loved them now.
76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full House
77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? Can't really say. Haven't met her/him yet.
78) Has anyone ever called you fat? No
80) Do you own a car? No
81) Can you cook? Sort of. I could cook more but I don't know how to make many things.
82) 3 things that annoy you:
1. Peope who say they hate Cody Simpson and/or Greyson Chance but say they love Justin Bieber(Don't like him)
2. When I study really hard for a test, but a get a bad grade.
3. Some of the kids at my camp.
83) Do you text message often? Probably less than the average teen.
84) Money or love? Love
85) Do you have any scars? On on my cheek from when I stabbed myself with a plastic fork by missing my mouth when I was 8.
86) What do you want more than anything right now? Summer to last longer.
87) Do you enjoy scary movies? No! I scare super easy.
88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships
89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juciy Fruit
90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Yep
91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? No
92) Do you own a box of crayons? Someplace in the mess I call my room.
94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My Mom
95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My Dad
96) Who was the last person that made you cry? My Dad. He didn't mean to. I was having a very emotional day and he said something that set me off.
97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? Not really a person. It was a fanfic I was reading.
98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Do celeberties count. If they do-Greyson Chance.
99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? My friend on the good old fanfiction dot net.
100) Who was the last person that called you? My Best Friend since First Grade
You Know You're a House of Anubis Fan When...
You can't hear the term "party animal" without thinking of Alfie.
You can't listen to your history teacher talk about Lewis and Clark without giggling.
You can't think about prom without thinking about Fabian and Nina.
Whenever someone says you're insane, you say, "Very observant."
You want to go to a British boarding school just to see if some weird mystery starts unfolding.
You will ace anything you have to learn about Egyptian mythology.
You know your numerology number and have compared it to your favorite character's multiple times.
You compare yourself to Nina and try to figure out who the Fabian, Amber, Patricia, Alfie, Jerome, Mick, and Mara are in your life.
You think of Mick whenever anyone mentions a scholarship.
You think of Fabian when you think about astronomy.
You know what song Fabian and Nina danced to and are plotting to get your high school to play it at your prom.
You are constantly trying to figure out how to get deadly bugs into an hour glass to threaten your enemies with.
You have looked up what a degenerative condition is and you now feel very sorry for Mr. Winkler.
You have had at least one dream where you were Nina and your boyfriend was Fabian.
When you are mad at someone you tell them to.
a- Fall down a chasm/abyss
b-Touch a red cord
You want to be british, if your american.
You have Amber moments.
You write lots of HOA Fan-fiction!
When ever you hear the word "10:00" or "Pin" you think of Victor's "It's 10:00! You have 5 minutes, then I want to hear a pin drop!".
You want a boy like Fabian.
You cry over, deaths of people from HOA, and leavings. Like Piper, Mick, and Mr. Winkler.
Your family says your a "bad" kind of obsessed.
You get all hyper, before and after a new ep.
You call people "Yacker".
You call "My Perfect Day" (The song Fabina danced to in both seasons) The Fabina song.
If you're not obsessed with Twilight or just don't like it copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Grimm Gal, grimmgirl, Elligoat, grimmgurl4ya, SabrinaDaphne13, iizninja (AND VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE! THEY DIE!!!!), charn14,nabian8735(I'm not obsessed), harrypottergirl998, HouseOfAnubisSibunaLover, DisneyCrazed 26
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, THE SOUNDTRACK WOULD BE... So, here's how it works: 1. Open your music library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, FrostWire, etc.). 2. Put it on shuffle. 3. Press play. 4. For every question, type the song that's playing. 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button. 6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
Opening Credits: Lovesick by Emily Osment (this makes sense if it was a love story.)
Waking Up: If I Ruled the World by Big Time Rush (sort of fits)
First Day At School: Grenade by Bruno Mars (this makes no sense)
Making Your New Best Friend: Burnin' Up by The Jonas Brothers (so I have a crush on my best friend I just met. that makes so much sense.)
Falling In Love: I Just Wanna Run by The Downtown Friction (that kinda makes sense. i'm kinda afraid of love and commitment.
Breaking Up: Payphone by Maroon 5 ft. Wiz Khalifa (finally, one that makes sense)
Prom: My Happy Ending by Avril Lavigne (so my boyfriend broke up with me at prom. now i'm sad)
Graduation: Walking on Sunshine by Ali and A.J. (this is a happy song so...sure it makes sense)
Life's Okay: What's Your Name by Jesse McCartney (IDK what to say on this one)
Death of a Close Friend: One Thing by One Direction (another one that makes no sense whatsoever)
Mental Breakdown: Can You Feel the Love Tonight by Elton John (um...okay?)
Driving: All I Ever Wanted by Kelly Clarkson (kind of fits)
Flashback: Not Just You by Cody Simpson (this so fits)
Getting Back Together: No Surprise by Daughtry (does not fit at all)
Birth of Child: My Girl by Mindless Behavior (...)
Wedding scene: Innocent by Taylor Swift (so I'm forgiving by husband to be for marrying me...)
Car Accident: Fearless by Talyor Swift (does not make sense as I would be scared as anything during a car accident)
Final Battle: Give Your Heart a Break by Demi Lovato (so I'm battling my boyfriend who is afraid of commitment?)
Death Scene: Metamorphosis by Hilary Duff (I guess death is a big change so...it fits)
Funeral song: Advice by Christina Grimmie (sort of makes sense i guess)
End Credits: Average Girl by Emily Osment (I am not average so this does not fit at all)
"Try Not To Cry"
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' (LOL!)
You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
People think you can be socially akward because you never come out of you room because you're always writing. (THANK GOD!)
People think you have A.D.D. (Yep)
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.(Sorta)
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
Okay this is called “FIRST REACTIONS QUIZ”. I have reacted to being sent this by actually filling this out. You have to type the 1ST thing that comes to mind whenever you hear these 35 things. You can’t think and go back and change your answers. Copy and Paste, then delete answers to make them your own.
1. Beer: alcohol
2. Anorexic: thin
4. Purple: my stuffed animal, Hunter
5. Power Rangers: fighting
6. Weed: drug
7. Steroids: against the law
8. Cartoons: Sailor Moon (anime from when I was little)
9. The President: Obama
10. Tupperware: kitchen
11. Best vacation: Disney World
12. Santa Claus: Christmas
13. Halloween: the Disney movie Hocus Pocus
14. Bon Jovi: singer
15. Grammar: sentances
16. Facebook: social networking
17. Worst fear: spiders
18. Marriage: amazing
19. Paris Hilton: famous for nothing
21. Redhead: Cat Valentine from Victorious
22. Blonde: Amber from House of Anubis
23. Pass the time: read fanfics
24. One night stands: wrong
25. Donald Trump: rich
26. Neverland: Peter Pan
27. Pixie Sticks: Yummy.
28. Vanilla ice cream: i'd rather eat chocolate
29. High School: scary
30. Work: boring
31. Pajamas: comfy
32. Woods: Tiger Woods the golf player
33. Wet Sock: Icky
34. Alcohol: Wine
35. Love: Heart
A to Z Info:
A - AVAILABLE: Yep.
B – BIRTHDAY: Feb. 6
C - CRUSHING ON: Greyson Chance and Cody Simpson (I think I've made myself clear now. They're mine!)
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Canada Dry Ginger Ale
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: My BFF Since 1st Grade
F - FAVORITE SONG RIGHT NOW: tie between So Listen by Cody Simpson and Within the Lights by Greyson Chance
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: gummy bears
H – HOMETOWN: I'm not tellin'
I - IN LOVE WITH: THIS IS THE LAST TIME I AM TELLLING YOU!- Greyson Chance and Cody Simpson
K - KILLED SOMEONE: NO!
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: 6 hours. It should have taken 2 and a half. We hit really bad traffic.
M - MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Chocolate
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: I have a twin sister. We're faternal.
O - ONE WISH: to meet Cody Simpson and/or Greyosn Chance
P - PERSON THAT CALLED YOU LAST: my dad
R - REASON TO SMILE: listening to either Cody Simpson or Greyson Chance
S - SONG YOU LAST SANG: Within the Lights by Greyson Chance
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 6:00. I hate that school has started.
U - UNDERWEAR COLOR: Ummm...a little too personal
V - VEGETABLE: asparagus
W- WORST HABIT: biting my top lip when I'm nervous
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: on my neck when I pulled the muscle in it and on my finger when I broke it
Y - YEARS LIVING WHERE YOU LIVE: like 8
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Aquarius
The Worst Stereotypes:
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm a BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT so I MUST be a poser.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd
I don't have many FRIENDS, so I MUST be unpopular
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love pink
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak
I'm an actress so I must be a liar
Stereotyping is wrong...copy and paste this if you agree with the ones that apply to you bolded
What A Boyfriend Should Do:
When she walks away mad...
When she stares at your mouth...
When she pushes you or hits you...
Grab her and don't let go.
When she's quiet...
Ask her what's wrong.
When she ignores you...
Give her you FULL attention.
When she pulls away...
Pull her back.
When you see her at her worse...
Tell her she is beautiful.
When you see her start to cry...
Just hold her and don't say a word.
When you see her walking...
Sneak up from behind and hug her waist from behind.
When she's scared...
When she lays her head on your shoulder...
Tilt her head up and kiss her.
When she steals your favorite hat...
Let her keep it and sleep with it for the night.
When she teases you...
Tease her back and make her laugh.
When she doesn't answer you for a long time...
Reasure her that everything is alright.
When she looks at you with doubt..
Back yourself up.
When she says that she likes you...
She really does...more than you understand.
When she grabs at your hand...
Hold hers and play with her fingers.
When she bumbs into you..
Bump her back and make her laugh.
When she tells you a secret...
Keep it safe and untold.
When she looks into your eyes...
Don't look away until she does.
When she misses you...
She's hurting inside.
When you break her heart...
The pain NEVER really goes away.
When she says 'it's over'...
She still wants you to be hers.
When she re-posts this bullentin...
She WANTS you to read it.
Stay on the phone with her...
Even if she's not saying anything.
When she's mad...
Hug her tight and don't let go.
When she says she okay...
Dont believe her and talk about it because 10 years from know...
she will remember you.
Call her at 12:00...
Just to tell her you love her.
Call her before you sleep and...
after you wake up.
Treat her like...
she's ALL that matters to you.
and let her tease you back.
Stay up with her All night when she's sick and watch her favorite TV show or Movie with her...
even if you think it is stupid.
Give her the world...
and let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and alone...
Hang out with her.
Let her know how important she is to you...
and kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up to you crying the first thing you say is...
"Who's ass am I kicking, babe?"
If you post this in the next four minutes...
The one you love will:
The Best of House of Anubis:
"You're insane." "Very Observant. Now go." Jason and Rufus
"I will not give up; On Sarah, the quest, and certainly not on you." Fabian Rutter,
"Leave Her!" Fabian
"Didn't you use to be Mara?" Jerome
"I got it! Get a different face!" Alfie
"Where's Joy!?" Patricia
"It's ten o'clock! You all know what that means! You have five minutes precisely, then I want to hear a pin...drop!" Victor
"It's basically-the apocalypse!" Trudy
"Soon, you'll all be saying the Pledge of Allegiance" Nina
"But this is my signed copy of The Solar System is Your Friend!" Fabian
"I did not tell you creep!" Jerome
"I'm intrigued and completely frightened at the same time." Mara
"You think I'm a genius!?" Amber
"I think the house...is coming to life." Nina
"Are you mad?!" "Yeah, quite possibly." Sweetie and Rufus
"Fancy a bite?" Alfie
"Falls out of his chair in amazement. *then does it*" Alfie
"Alfie Lewis, champion of the earth! We're doomed." Patricia
"I ordered a doll's dress?"Amber
"Will you go to prom with me?" "Yes." "Yes?""Yes." "YES!" Fabian and Nina
"And you didn't pee your pants, so bonus..." Patricia
"NO! She's the Ice Queen! Icy Queen of Ice!" Jerome
"Welcome to "We-Love-Mara Land" Population: Jerome!" Alfie
"I got my pin, and its ready to drop!" Trudy
"What are you doing miss Martin." Fabian
"Cruelty, thy name is Amber..." Jerome
"The Bible says always come prepared." "Amber, thats the Boy scouts." Amber and Fabian
"Speak of the Devil. Literally, I'm surprised my phone didn't burst into flames..." Jerome
"And the Plot thickens as they say." Jerome
"I'm not scared of you!" "We were thinking more about Rufus." "Him I'm scared of." Jerome and Patricia
"Hello Victor, Sweetie here." "You need to work on your accent." Fabian and Nina
"I hate it when the house talks..." Amber
"Toilet Duty. That's like five times this term." Alfie
"Tut tut, Fabian, tut tut." Amber
"I thought I was going to prom with Fabian...HAHA!" Patricia
"You genius, genius, genius, genius girl!" Fabian
"Mick's a meat-head." Jerome
"I can be really girly at times..." Patricia
"Odd taste in films you got..." Nina
"Rufus! Ever heard of a phone?" Jerome
"Even Harry Potter didn't go till he was eleven..." Mara
"You got it!" " "Got what?" "Looks, brains, charm, everything you don't have Jerome." Nina, Jerome, and Fabian
"It would be the American, wouldn't it?" Jerome
"Adorable, now I'm starving!" Patricia
"Indeed you do Alfie, indeed you do!" Jerome
"Amber what's with the cloves of garlic? This isn't twilight!" Fabian
"You wanted to be school rep, so I made sure you were. Welcome to politics!" Mick
"I have sick feeling about this." Amber
"Please do you homework!" Mr Sweet
"Beware of Senhkara, she means you harm. Farewell Chosen one.."Victor Sr.
"Drink." Rufus Zeno
"Im British, I dont get your jokes Eddie." Amber
"For Nina, for Alfie, for the Mask, Sibuna". Amber
"Yes, just as I thought, 4 students enter the library, then what a surpise, all 4 of them are gone, they must be in the tunnels!" Victor
"You always have to be right! And rub other's people's faces in it dont you! And you know why, because your a bully and a control freak!!" "Well, your a geek, and a coward!" "Witch!" "Doormat!" Joy and Fabian.
50 Ways To Annoy Ethan Morgan "Post on your profile if your a fan of My Babysitter's A Vampire"
1.) Tell him you're an evil vampire out to harm Sarah.
2.) Give him a bag of marsh mellows and tell him that he burns like them in the sun.
3.) Give Jesse his phone number.
4.) Set up a fake date for him and Sarah and only have him show up to it...and just see what happens.
5.) Take him and Benny to Wal-Mart and have him push you and Benny in a shopping cart while signing the show's theme song.
6.) Tell him that Sarah is madly in love with Benny.
7.) Have Rory by your side all day while Ethan's in the same room and yell "VAMPIRE NINJA" every five minutes in his face.
8.) Mock him and tell him how stupid it is that he needs a babysitter.
9.) Pull pranks with Jane.
10.) Have Jane video tape him in the shower and then put it on YouTube and show it to Sarah.
11.) Give Erica a sample of his blood and tell her that she can eat as much of it as she wants from his body.
12.) Tell him that Erica has a crush on him.
13.) Get a Dazzle Dan doll and dress it up like him and wave it in his face.
14.) Tell him that Jesse is back and wants another free blood sample.
15.) Sneak into the bathroom while he's showering and hide his cloths so he can't find them.
16.) Follow him where ever he goes and mock his every movement from behind.
17.) Tell him that Jane is dating a vampire.
18.) Wave a scout donut in his face and eat it dramatically.
19.) Show a mirror to him and tell him that the spirit of the girl from the school play is in there and wants revenge.
20.) Sing Taylor Swift songs all day and make sure that there ones about being in love.
21.) Pretend to be talking to Coach Ed's spirit while he's in the same room.
22.) Scream "Yay You" every time Ethan does something right.
23.) Invite the vampire council over for cookies and milk.
24.) Make out with Rory or Benny in front of Ethan.
25.) Make out with Erica or Sarah in front of Ethan.
26.) Watch Dusk (Twilight) when he's in the same room.
27.) Get a picture of a Werewolf and tell him that you found his twin.
28.) Give him a random potion and try to make him drink it, and if he does see what happens.
29.) Decorate his room with plants and tell him that the evil tree had a growth spert.
30.) Hide all of his star wars collection and tell him it's in the basement.
31.) Have David come over and hug Ethan.
32.) Throw a party when Ethan's at school and tell his parents that he threw it.
33.) Get him another car and tell him it's possessed again.
34.) Give him a pamphlet for a blood drive nearby.
35.) Watch the same cartoon show over and over again till he finally cracks.
36.) Sleep in his bed and make him sleep on the couch in the living room.
37.) Ride a shopping cart with Benny down the street and yell "The Morgan's are coming, The Morgan's are coming!".
38.) Put fake fangs in and scare him when he walks through the front door.
39.) Tell him that he's on crack duty and see what he says.
40.) Make a fake id and put it in his bag when he goes to the movies.
41.) Show him a fake needle and see what happens.
42.) Dress like him for Halloween and follow him around when he takes Jane Trick-O-Treating.
43.) Look at a live animal when he's with you and yell "THERE BACK FROM THE DEAD!".
44.) Dress like Benny and act like his evil twin just to make him paranoid.
45.) Watch him sleep and hum the "Kim Possible" theme song.
46.) Hog his computer so he can't play video games.
47.) Secretly borrow a star wars book and give it to Benny and see how long it takes for him to notice that it's gone.
48.) Get a baby alligator and tell him that the came back to haunt him.
49.) If he asks you if you had seen Jane around tell him, "Yeah I saw her making out with Benny" and see what happens.
50.) Dress as a cheerleader and tell Ethan that you look like the girl version that he was meant to be.
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