Dosu Disciple
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Joined 05-09-12, id: 3998103, Profile Updated: 11-19-12
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, and League of Legends.

All hail Dosu!

FAVORITE STUFF

(All in order from Greatest to least)

Favorite Music: The Yeah Yeah Yeahs; Versailles; Bat For Lashes; Elis; Nirvana

Favorite Movies: Sweeney Todd; Edward Scissorhands; Anything else by Tim Burton

Favorite Anime: Ergo Proxy; Naruto; Hellsing; Code Geass; Soul Eater

Favorite Characters(Other than Dosu): Vincent (Ergo Proxy); Alucard (Hellsing); Soul (Soul Eater); Crona (Soul Eater) Legato (Trigun)

Favorite Ninja: Dosu; Kimimaro; Hidan; Deidara; Pain

Favorite Dosu: Dosu; Dosu; Dosu; Dosu; Dosu

Why are you still reading this? I guess you want more info. Creeper.

Age: 17, in Dosu years. I bet you can't guess the ratio of Dosu years to normal years.

Sex(haha, I said sex)Same as Dosu

Location: Dosu...does that sound gay?

Just a warning, most of my fanfics are crack. Delicious Crack.


3 legit reasons why Dosu would have beaten Gaara:

1.Dosu attacks with sound, which travels through sand faster than in air. Since Gaara only blocks with sand, he would've been defenseless.

2.Dosu's Resonating Echo Drill would confuse Gaara so he wouldn't be able to attack.

3.Dosu would've never been hit so easily. ANY ninja could have dodged that attack, it was just a lazy way to kill off Dosu

Conclusion: Dosu would have beaten Gaara in one hit. One hit.


Check here for an awesome collaboration story between me and xxXJoyous EmoXxx: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8584262/1/

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Indescribable by Corporal Levi reviews
Mutual first kisses were chaste and awkward, it seems. Eren/Armin, slight AU.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Armin A., Eren Y. - Complete
Let Sleeping Dogs Lie by watsontheweird reviews
A bored Poland goes to some lengths to get Lithuania's attention, not quite realising that distracting Liet from his work might have some... interesting consequences. PoLiet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
Ode to Freaking Joy by xxXJoyous EmoXxx reviews
Go to school, they said. It will be fun, they said. That's bull crap! The teachers actually find it funny when they...well, just read about it. Rated M for sexual innuendos...and Orochimaru-ness. run Sasuke run! (probably on hiatus for the rest of the school year.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,254 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Gaara, Naruto U.
The Epic Tales of Crack by Casi-Will-Amaze reviews
Just a Humorous pile of crack that my brain conjoured up. Sasuke, Ino, Karin, Hinata Bashing. Evil Sakura . Please read with caution MAJOR LANGUAGE AND OOC. QUEST OF LOVE, ASSYLUMS, AND CANDY MOUNTAIN!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Cast of Ergo Proxy Sees a Psychologist! by reaper with no name reviews
Originally intended to be a comic, but I can't draw, so...
Ergo Proxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
The Adventures of the Sound Trio at Seven Eleven by Gaara the hated reviews
The adventures of the sound trio at Seven Eleven! Zaku is a kleptomaniac? The Uchiha family reunion? Sakura's secret? Lee has breast cancer? Why Neji wears a life jacket? Kiba gets high? Kisame's fear of sushi? The meaning of life? One shot, first fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
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Ezreal, the Sexual Explorer reviews
Even in the heat of battle, some desires must be fulfilled. One shot. Crack-ish. Rated E for Ezreal. Not reallly it's rated M.
League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Parody/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Ezreal - Complete
Snakes On A Plane No Homo reviews
All of Konoha's wonderful orphans packed in a plane, what can go wrong? Written by me and xxXJoyousEmoXxx, so it's pure crack. This was featured on WTFfanfics!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Naruko U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto Without Fillers reviews
Ever wonder what Naruto is like without the fillers, side characters, and character development? This is more or less like that.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Konoha Open reviews
The Sound Trio retake the Chuunin Exams! Will they be able to beat Gaara, Choji, and Rock Lee? Crack, Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Complete
Orochimaru's Birthday Surprise! reviews
Kabuto organizes Orochimaru's birthday party! Who's better to prepare for it than Dosu, Kin, and Zaku? Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Complete
An Average Morning For Sasuke reviews
Just another morning for Sasuke. He's such a morning kind of guy. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
The Sound of Adventure! reviews
The Sound Trio is sent on a mission by Orochimaru to get revenge on the Leaf Village! Will Dosu, Zaku, and Kin be able to pull it off? Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2012