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Author has written 1 story for Death Note.

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I know it's customary to write a little bit about yourself but I find that I'm not so willing as to give you guys my life story, because seriously, who actually reads it? So I'll give you what you need to know:

1. I graduated high school last year and am now starting pre-med. Hence: little time for writing and sporadic updates. Wish me luck for this year!

2. I am writing an original book series at the moment that I am hoping to get published. Result: there will be times when I put a priority on that so updates will, again, be sporadic.

3. There are three (well, four) rules to my writing:

3a. No slash

3b. No smut

3c. No swearing

3d. And I guess I can add no blasphemy

4. If you review, I will reply. I welcome reviewer/author conversations because it's a great way to get new ideas from the people that want to give them and learn about the other people out there.

5. There is no number five

6. I'll add more as I think of them


  • Beautiful Chaos: Death Note Light/OC Fanfiction
  • Synopsis: She dreams of Kira, his eyes gleaming, his lips twisted into a smirk. She dreams of his hands slowly stripping the skin from her bones with the precision of a doctor. She dreams of screaming and when she wakes her throat is raw. Then she remembers bronze hair, perfect features, reddish-brown eyes and continues to scream.

    Warning: Some low-importance OCs due to the world Minerva (main character) inhabits being slightly shifted to the one Light is in (she is actually invested in her school, shock-horror). Don't worry, they will start to disappear as the story progresses and more canon characters come into play. Also, there will be angst and horrible childhood trauma. Seriously. These kids are quite messed up.

    Update 14/02/16: I apologise for no updates. A death in the family and getting ready for university has taken all my time. That, plus the fact that I'm starting university in just five days, means that I have had no time to write, nor will have any time in the near future. So, to the horror of myself, I am putting this story on HAITUS for the next while. Pre-med is evil and will take all my time. I hoped to have finished this story this summer but it wasn't to be.

    Don't worry. I'll be back in less than a year and it will be done!

    Anyway, have fun!


    Story of the day:

    There's nothing like a baby's laugh. Until it's three in the morning, and you live alone.


    God bless you guys!

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    Contagious by Enula reviews
    When Liv eats the brains of Blaine's ex-girlfriend from years ago, it becomes very obvious that love stems from the brain, not the heart.
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    Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
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    After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
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    Pure-blood Culture: Heiress Isla Potter wasn't sure who was more surprised when she randomly kissed Lord Slytherin—herself, the Dark Lord, or his Death Eaters.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 335 - Published: 10/24/2015 - [James P., Tom R. Jr.] Lucius M., Charlus P. - Complete
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    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,918 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 1,879 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
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    After leaving the Citadel, Max comes across the body of a girl in the road...only to find that she isn't dead.
    Mad Max - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 5/18/2015
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    Sigrid by adelheid23 reviews
    "Sigrid, daughter of Bard the Bowman, you claim to be my humble subject, yet you will not sit in my dungeons?" Thranduil/Sigrid.
    Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,862 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 3/3/2015 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Elvenking Thranduil, Sigrid
    Like Pinwheels in the Wind by XxZuiliu reviews
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    Misconceptions by the melon lord 2.0 reviews
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    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,814 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Katniss E., Finnick O.
    Do Over by Kyogre reviews
    Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 8,059 - Follows: 3,692 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
    For Your Entertainment by Starcrier reviews
    Gotham has fallen, and Maestro has only two goals: protect the teenage rebels under her care, and overthrow the masked terrorist known as Bane. But when her actions manage to catch the attention of a certain Master of Fear, she could find herself taking her last bow. Blake/OC/Crane.
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    Hedging Your Bets by peppymint reviews
    As Ace's execution date approaches, one man takes unique steps to save him. Immortal!Naruto
    Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Naruto U., Shanks, Ace - Complete
    Two Fires by isabugg reviews
    What if Gale, overtaken by the grief of seeing his oldest friend about to be swept into the monstrosity that is the Hunger Games, volunteered for Peeta and took his place? Gale Hawthorne x Katniss Everdeen
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    The Heart's Thoughts by KapitolPoint reviews
    Voldemort has been defeated and there is finally peace in the wizarding world so there couldn't be a better time for Bella to return to her real life. And what better way for her to get over Edward than to return to Hogwarts. But what will happen when Edward and the rest of the Cullens turn up and he tries to win her back? AU NM & post DH.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,225 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Harry P., Bella
    A Formidable Partnership by LostInWonderland72 reviews
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    James Bond - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/30/2012 - James Bond/007, Q 3 - Complete
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    Oneshot. AU. Orochimaru takes a genin team. That poor, poor man. 17 moments of spring.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 184 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
    To Recollect the Future by oliver.snape reviews
    Hindsight is 20/20, but when Harry's last steps into the forest set him back further than he'd ever thought, he never realised how grateful he'd be to have Snape there to help too. Mentor/guardian fic, time travel, but not cliched.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,014 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 2,301 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
    Deadheads by Lady Salazar reviews
    Voldemort has a little fun with the Elder Wand before he dies, and minds are screwed with afterward. Potters always go for redheads. The Peverells were necrophiles. So Harry likes…? Crack, light Gryffindor/fem!Harry, DH AU oneshot
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    Do Something Right For Once by Lora Perry reviews
    He's never read a parenting book. Maybe he should. Post Season 2 Finale
    Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,337 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Alaric S., Jeremy G. - Complete
    How Rue Became the Mockingjay by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
    She's teamed up with the little girl instead of the boy who loves her. Katniss Everdeen and the girl from Eleven are ruining their best-laid plans. So, "Caesar," they say, "Announce the change." -This is an alternate chronology for The Hunger Games.-
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 193 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Rue, Thresh - Complete
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    It has been many years since Alice and the Hatter defeated the Jabberwock. Too long, by the Hatter's accounting. But how to find her and convince her to return with him are questions he's just mad enough to attempt answering. One shot. Alice/Hatter.
    Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,841 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
    A Rush of Blackbirds (Formerly--Speak Not Against the Sun) by 4giveMeJane reviews
    Not being able to breath the air at Longbourn after Mr. Collins' longwinded and insincere proposal, Elizabeth heads for the woods where she runs into an injured Mr. Darcy.
    Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,019 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 3,497 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth, Mr. Bingley, Jane - Complete
    All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
    AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
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    Refuge by YarningChick reviews
    One haunted house plus a lovely lonely girl equals an old fashioned romance.
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    Buried by Sevlow reviews
    Al is dead.
    Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
    From Bottom to Surface by Zzee reviews
    Sequel to Red Eye. One year after the event, Lisa is a lot better, but far from completely well. And of course, things start to turn ...
    Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 61,385 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
    Beautiful Chaos reviews
    'I once knew a girl who loved things most people shun. Every man she ever loved was terrible to her, terrible I tell you. But there was something about them that intrigued her - she liked broken things, broken people. To her, if there was nothing to fix there was nothing to love' - Christopher Poindexter. Light/OC
    Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 94,149 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/16/2016 - Published: 7/9/2015 - [Light Y., OC] - Complete