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Saaaluut toulemonde qui a assée de temps a perdre en lisant mon profil...:s lol.

Mon pseud est chokapikchoco tout dabord parceque j'adore les chokapik!

Je suis a fond team Edward!!Enfin je ne suis plus trop fan de twilight...maintenant c'est les hunger games!!!Et pour les hunger games j'adore catoniss!!(cato et katniss)

j'adore tout les livres de twilight (même si je detste tentation.Eh oui j'aime pas Jacob!)

J'aime aussi sublime creatures

J'adore rigoler et je lis souvent des parodie!

Bella: Do I Ever Cross Your Mind?
Edward: No
Bella: Do You Like Me?
Edward: Not Really.
Bella: Do You Want Me?
Edward: No.
Bella: Would You Cry If I Left?
Edward: No.
Bella: Would You Live For Me ?
Edward: No.
Bella: Would You Do Anything For Me?
Edward: No.
Bella: What would you choose, me or your life?.
Edward: My Life.
Bella Runs Away In Shock And Pain And Edward Runs After Her And Says :
The Reason You Never Cross My Mind Is Because You’re Always On My Mind
The Reason I Don't Like You Is Because I Love You
The Reason I Don't Want You Is Because I Need You
The Reason I Wouldn't Cry If You Left Is Because I Would Die If You Left
The Reason I Wouldn't Live For You Is Because I Would Die For You
The Reason I'm Not Willing To Do Anything For You Is Because I Would Do Everything For You
The Reason I Choose My Life Is Because You Are My Life!

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished that her dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).

Go for it!



Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost... (il ne faut pas croire tout ce qu'on lit!!!!)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Lis chaque phrase...

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Maintenant lis le troisieme mot de chaque phrase...;)

If you are against stereotypes, copy and paste what is below, and what you are put in bold...

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm part WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I have SELF-HARMED, so I MUST be an emo freak
I'm a TEENAGER in a shop, so i MUST be shoplifting

Copy and Paste it and bold everything that applies to you. STOP STEREOTYPING!! IT HURTS.

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White Dashed Lines by blablablah221 reviews
After that final, brutal war that culminated in the death of President Snow, Katniss Everdeen and the other Hunger Games survivors are left in a state of disarray. But with a little help from the Witness Protection Program, Katniss may just find sanctuary in a tiny Ohio town called Lima and their budding Glee club.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,427 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Katniss E., Finn H.
Mon destin by MelleMau reviews
Une Bella a Poudlard, une Bella Elu! Une aventure magique chez les sorciers avec les personnages de Twilight! Pour le meilleur comme pour le pire... chapitre court, parce que posté tout les jours
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - French - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 61,056 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Bella - Complete
Les Apparences sont parfois trompeuses by RomaneRom reviews
Bella est devenue une tueuse professionnelle à la suite d'un évènement dramatique. Elle se met alors à traquer le responsable qui n'est autre qu'Edward, un homme au charme fou qui lui fait tourner la tête. Va-t-elle tomber sous son charme ? Découvrez-le.
Twilight - Rated: M - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,524 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Bella, Edward
Du monde Moldu au monde Sorcier by Fleur De Lilas reviews
19 ans plus tard après la victoire de Poudlard contre Voldemort, Bella va connaître le monde des Sorciers avec des créatures magiques tel que des vampires où elle tombera amoureuse de l'un d'entre eux : Edward Cullen... Crossover Twilight et HP 7. REEDITION
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - French - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2012 - OC, Bella
From the Capitol to Republic City by sectumsempra98 reviews
Rue dies in the arena, but wakes up somewhere far, far away from the Ever After.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/21/2012 - unknown 4, Rue - Complete
Second Chances by BlindBandit39 reviews
Kidnapped at ten years old, murder and war were the only things Toph Bei Fong has ever known. But when a sudden storm takes her far away, will she find friendship and happiness for the first time? AU/ High T Rate and review, maybe?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Toph, Aang
Avatar: The Last Plotbender by yourdyingwish reviews
The Gaang is back and ready like never before! Join Aang and his friends as he learns all the elements to defeat the Fire Lord before summer's end. a parody of the beloved show
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2010
un futur proche by moinini reviews
ceci se passe après révélation.Bella, Edward et leur fille continue a vivre. Mais les problèmes arrivent...Et si certains membres des Volturi arrivaient...Et si des chamgements de positions se faisait ressentir...quelques problèmes surviennent...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,692 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
Volturi & CO by Solenn-la reviews
Volturi & Co est un magazine qui relate la vie des Volturi interviews, dossiers, enquêtes... . Fic' parfois loufoque. En co-écriture par Manon-la et Solenn-la.
Twilight - Rated: T - French - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,841 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 4/1/2008