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Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Gurren Lagann, inFAMOUS, and Supernatural.

HEYO EVERYONE! names jackshadowbeamx but you can call me jack.

My age... don't feel like telling

My real name... same as the top

My likes, CoD, AC, Bleach, One piece, Attack on Titan, Naruto (not like that you pervs), Pizza and DANNY!

My dislikes are Vegies, NaruSasu (its so over used, I want t read something good, I put rated M, complete and Naruto as character A then search, more than half is NaruSasu X_X) Dark fics, and people on here that ruin a good story with terrible plot or grammar

Hobbies are Watching Naruto, Reading and Writing fics, reading books, playing video games, and hanging with friends

My dreams for the future is to get married, get some kids, become the best Naruto fanfic writer I can and create the worlds first pizza flavored ramen and ramen flavored pizza!

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Username: 9TailedCrafter
Youtube channel: Jackshadowbeamx
Kongregate account: http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/jackarchbeam/
PSN username: FLKyuubi9TF
Chatzy room for questions, suggestions and the like: http://us12.chatzy.com/59390302197657

A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

TRUE STORY: A teenage girl, about 17, named Diane, had gone to visit some friends one evening, and time passed quickly as each shared his/her various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town, and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley, she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her; she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recogize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her.

She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.

Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won't repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. (Amen to that!)

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, A PJO, Fan Lil Mexican, Ariel Night, jackshadowbeamx

95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, add this to your signature.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!!

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.
3: Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.
4: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his s*r is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
5: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
6: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.
7: In the mini-bus, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
8: When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
9: You may fart in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment (commonly known as a Dutch oven), she's officially your girlfriend.
10: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.
11: Only in situations of mortal and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
12: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
13: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
14: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
15: Women who claim they 'love to watch sports' must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
16: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
17: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
18: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
19: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
20: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
21: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
22: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly 'just a friend' have carnal, d*ken monkey sex. The fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.
23: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
24: Thou shall not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
25: The girl who replies to the question 'What do you want for Christmas?' with 'If you loved me, you'd know what I want!' gets an Xbox 360. End of story.
26: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.
27: It is not permissible to make eye contact when watching porn with your mates. Furthermore, this is only one of two circumstances under which it is allowed to have an erection with friends in the room, the other being when you are 'spit roasting' a woman.
28: We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:
* 'GUTS' is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, 'are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?'
* 'BALLS' is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife square on the ass and having the balls to say, 'You're next fatty!'

Note to all new writers! I suggest you will want to put music inside of your stories, it takes up a bit of space when you can't think of anything as well as adds some cheeriness to the story!


"I reject your reality and substitute my own!" Adam savage - mythbusters

"When life gives you lemons make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it" unknown(i forgot his name XD his on this site though)

"Any questions?" Hudson raises his hand "What is it, private?" 'How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?' (You secure that shit, Hudson!) - Aliens

"I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT wanna fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks..."

"Hey, Hicks. Man, you look just like I feel"

"Is this gonna be a standup fight, sir, or another bughunt?"

"Endings are hard, any chapped ass monkey with a keyboard could poop out a beginning but endings are impossible. you try to tie up every loose end but you never can. the fans are always gonna bitch theres always gonna be holes and since its the ending its all supposed to add up to something. Im telling you there a raging pain in the ass." Chuck Shurley - Supernatural

"I love you my king" "No, I am not your king, we are poor peasents living in a world full of hatred, we live in a house built on trust and we are as rich as a king in love" Me to someone I hold very dear to my heart.

"Thats stupid!" "I'll prove it!" "No I know your stupid" From me to my brother during an argument


Naruto X Any girl (except Ino and sakura) this includes kushina and mikato 2 with the anygirl thing
Naruto X Fem - Futa haku (i think haku is a good match for naruto )
Naruto X yoko from Gurren lagann


Right now i am writing my first story its a naruten harem story about naruto getting the ultimate rinnengan after he passes a test Its name is Birth of the ultimate shinobi so im working on it, also working on my TTGL/Naruto crossover

Im probably going to make a series of Naruto fanfics where Naruto accidently uses a faulty flying thunder god kunai and it sends him into alternate dimensions and through time, making several crossovers in the process including cartoons, movies, books and it will more than likely go on for about 10- 30 fanfics

Favorite TV shows



Attack on Titan

One piece
Star Trek
Knight rider
Dog fights (the air plane one, super awesome)
Deltora quest
(Will add more later

kami-gan http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/127/823e10bf12404e8c827ff4e6c4664469/m.png

Dancing shadow fox blade : http://www.dieteralvarado.com/Personal/03%20-%20Blade%20of%20the%20Lost%20Gods_LARGE.jpg

Dragon blade : http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OOyuBguQigw/ThCXGm4F-DI/AAAAAAAAATM/Evnoa4nlacs/s1600/500pxLeaf_Village_Logo.png

Tikoral: http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/2/29679/900133-adventures_krystal.jpg

Ocarina : http://buyocarina.com/wp-content/images/sweet-potatoe-ocarina.jpeg

PEACE *shows peace sign*

Sincerely jack

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The Black Death of Konoha by afydith reviews
Naruto has a life changing experience during the wave mission and his life takes a drastic turn. This will be a NaruHina mainly fix, might be a Harem later on other pairs too. Stay tuned for the sequel :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 108,122 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 1,720 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Chance for a Prophecy by Dorcyy reviews
You can't stop the flow of time. Its wheel only whirls in one direction. It is impossible for a mere human to change that path. But sometimes the impossible must be doneā€¦ Naruto time travel fanfiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 315,050 - Reviews: 3095 - Favs: 4,737 - Follows: 5,209 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Who or What am I by ChaosMagemon reviews
Naruto after successfully bringing Sasuke back from the retrieval mission is banished from the village. He journeys through the ninja land trying to figure out who or what he is. And with a supernaturalistic power from an unknown source, he will become a predator to his enemies. Narutoxharem.
Crossover - Naruto & Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 41 - Words: 161,175 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Naruto U., Temari, Hotaru T., Shizuka - Complete
Ghost by Onmysignalunleashwords reviews
"Her face. I remember her face." A boy trained to kill is brought into the light. Grey, different Naruto heavily stealth based and Root trained, but not in the traditional sense. How will he cope with that most dangerous of foes: emotion?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 210,265 - Reviews: 1683 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Thunderer by Nataku's Wrath reviews
Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of...THOR! When Orochimaru interrupts the Chunin Exams, Naruto discovers an ancient weapon of incredible heritage and astonishing power. See how he grows into the new God of Thunder! The world will never be the same again! Naruto Thor Crossover. Pairings Undecided. R&R!
Crossover - Naruto & Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 51,950 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Naruto U.
No Longer Watching by XoverMasta reviews
Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto had been alive for a long time... too long. He watched Panem rise, and the Hunger Games start. And now that a person precious to him has entered the Hunger Games he will NO LONGER WATCH! Rating may or may not go up.
Crossover - Naruto & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,321 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Naruto U., Katniss E.
Ascension of the Kitsune by Wandering Maverick reviews
Naruto finds out the horrible truth about his family, leading him to the Kyuubi. Watch as the elemental nations and Konoha are rocked to their very foundations by Naruto who has been under the tutelage of the most powerful bijuu in the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 431,768 - Reviews: 1727 - Favs: 3,866 - Follows: 1,735 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Bring the Hammer Down by pudgypudge reviews
After a near death experience courtesy of a chidori, Naruto meets Kami and she makes him her own personal shinigami on earth. Given a holy warhammer to help him in his duties, Naruto must bring divine justice while maintaining ninja duties. Shippuden
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 156,721 - Reviews: 1982 - Favs: 2,708 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
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Birth of the ultimate shinobi reviews
Desc Cliche, Desc cliche, Desc cliche, lets get down to business! Naruto gets the ultimate form of the rinnegan, becomes a badass, and gets a bunch of women on his arms! chaos ensues of course! Probably UzuIncest, harem, super powerful ass kicking Naruto, forgive me for any mistakes in my story! just got revamped so don't kill me, FLAMES ARE USED TO FEED MY MARSHMALLOW ADDICTION!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,557 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Naruto U., Tenten
The inFAMOUS blonde fox reviews
There are stories, of a time before the great ninja nations, before the wars, before the sage, a time of great technology and people of great power, the one who stood above them all was Cole Mcgrath, before he dies fighting the beast be puts all of his powers into a Blast Core, which is found by a blonde boy in a cave, how will this change life, will it be fore the better or worse?
Crossover - Naruto & inFAMOUS - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,855 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Supernaturally natural reviews
Kakashi never can be subtle when reading his smut now can he? With a simple mistake and a unknown amount of chakra Naruto was sent plummeting into the unknown world of the hunters, unknown to him popping up on our favorite brothers radar, how will this change their lives?
Crossover - Naruto & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,137 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013
A strange blonde twist reviews
Naruto's friends, comrades, and lover are killed by the new akatsuki agents, killing them all without mercy, after destroying Madara's plan by having the 9 beasts sealed into himself, he runs, they find him, a mysterious lady does something sending him back in time and across dimensions, find out how Naruto helps out Naruko with her problems while keeping his identity a secret
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,621 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
A shinobi pierces the heavens reviews
What would happen if 2 ultimate jutsu clash? it would tear a hole through space and time to a land where humans are forced underground by beastman, THATS WHAT! Join a man that has yet to realize his destiny as the TTGL crew follows him to find answers. NO CHARACTER DEATH! thats right, KAMINA WILL LIVE! Im pausing working on this so I can work on my other fic. IS NOT ABANDONED
Crossover - Naruto & Gurren Lagann - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,824 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Naruto U., Yoko L.