Lysi Nothuna
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Joined 05-10-12, id: 3999347, Profile Updated: 05-05-13
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Hi everyone! This is Lysi Nothuna here! Some things you should know about me. 1.I'm a bookworm to the max. 2.I like to pair different stories and such together in ways where they fit (especially with books and movies) 3.most of my stories are inspired by what I have recently read 4. I believe that anything can exist if you believe it does. 5.I'm crazy so my stories will be too. 6.sometimes my moods will affect the way I write. Recently I've been battling depression so my stories will have some dark themes. 7.I am way more mature than my age. Not letting you know what it is though! I also enjoy putting some crude humor in stories though to make my characters be more iconic and the plots more ironic. And that's basically it!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you absolutely cannot live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Artemis Fowl), copy and paste this into your profile!

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile. (Notice this is italicized, bolded and underlined. I am SUPER OBSESSED. And proud of it!)

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber above the skyscraper about to jump; copy and paste this to your profile if you're the 1% who would stand there with popcorn yelling, "Do a backflip!"

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Percabethrox17, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Annabeth Supporter, awesomexxxadrienne, CarriieBerriie, CoolWater123, NuEra, Sailorgirl3, Lysi Nothuna

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

There is no I in TEAM but there is a ME in AWESOME

I hide my heartfelt concern for others with sarcasm and indifference.

There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.

When Remus J. Lupin rules the world all problems will be solved with chocolate.

I learned parseltongue for my foreign language course.

I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

I will not scream lumos at the light switch... again.

I will not under any circumstances ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

I will not bring a fortune cookie/magic 8 ball to divination class (for extra credit).

I will not jump up in the middle of an Order or DA meeting and yell "Voldemort, run!"

I will not relate all of my Vocab words to fictional characters (I think I'll do it anyway).

I will not write fanfiction instead of doing my homework. Again.

I will not list the name of everyone that died in Harry Potter and Deathly Hallows on my science work.

I will not relate all the dates in my history homework to the Wizarding Timeline.

Humans are like slinkies, basically useless, yet fun to watch fall down stairs.

I love reading, writing and anything to do with music - it's one of my passions.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13., Slytherin Queen 1.30, SailorGirl3, Lysi Nothuna

Perfection is a waste of time.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile (Well, no reason that is visibly understandable).

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, TohruROX2221, Slytherin Queen 1.03, SailorGirl3, Lysi Nothuna

If you are so obsessed with Harry Potter that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

DON'T GO HATING SLYTHERINS!

SEVERUS SNAPE IS GOOD! I STAND BY MY GREASY POTIONS MASTER! POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND SPREAD THE TRUTH! (he really isn't all that greasy...)

-If you're not too fond of little children, then copy this onto your profile. (Except little babies... they're sooooooooo cute- except when they're crying!)

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you think that Fan fiction absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile. (Also, the phrase, "JK, LOL, smiley face!")

If you like to root for the bad guys in movies/TV shows, copy and paste this into your profile. (I especially cheer on the Joker during the Dark Knight)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, fictionfreak93, InkAndPaperTwin, OnTheHour.EveryHour, DarkAngelSnapeLover, Slytherin Queen 1.30, SailorGirl3, Lysi Nothuna

If you have inside jokes... with yourself... copy and paste this into your profile. (...PEOPLE STILL Don't GET IT!)

If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.

I love Potter Puppet Pals!

You know something sad? I know more about Harry Potter than American History (it depends on the subject in American History... one of my many interests is history...)

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway. You see this guys? I'm talking to you! No, not you, you! Nevermind, guys...I just felt like pointing this out...

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

Quotes:

"You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of."

"But you have heard of me."- Commodore Norrington and Captain Jack Sparrow

"I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt... and guess what's inside it!" -Captain Jack Sparrow

"Now, you two- Behave yourselves. If I get one word that you've blown up a toilet or-"

"Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a tiolet."

"Great idea though, thanks, Mum." :Fred and George. PS.

Being normal is for freaks."-unknown

"We're going to throw tomatoes at the president! Tomatoes, and chairs, and chair-y tomatoes!"-unknown

"Exile. I'm in exile. They've banished me from the lunch table."-unknown

"They have sent us to this dungeon, more commonly known as school."-unknown

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then let everyone else wonder how you did it." -unknown

"You laugh at me now, but you won't be laughing at me when I crawl out from under your bed tonight."

"Penguins!! They steal your sanity one brain cell at a time!!"

"What girls don't seem to know: If a guy acts like he hates you, chances are he likes you. What guys don't seem to know: If a girl acts like she hates you, chances are she hates you."

"Go ahead and talk about me behind my back, but I have advice for you. Click your heels together and say: 'I NEED A LIFE!'"

"They say 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people." -unknown

"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?"

"Yes," Harry said stiffly.

"Yes, sir."

"There's no need to call me sir, Professor." :Harry. HBP.

An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask myself random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone’s liver?')

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

If you think that the portrayal of Harry and Ginny's relationship in the sixth movie was a complete and utter mess, copy and paste this on to your profile. (or that the relationship was the biggest mistake imaginable)

If you like to pretend that Fred Weasley never died, copy and paste this on to your profile. (I pretend that every day. My friends and I actually 'saw' him at a football game once. He was with Katie Bell.)

If you are annoyed that Snape's 'It's over' line is in the trailer and not the movie! copy and paste this on to your profile.

Why is Cinderella a fairy tale? Any idiot can lose a shoe!

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.

'you're just jealous because the voices only talk to me'

If you think High School Musical is evil,and brainwashes little kids,copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you have stared at your computer for a complete hour copying and pasting copy and paste its into your profile copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you dare to say the Dark Lord's name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people tend to tell you you write very good and should go ahead with it copy this to your profile

MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS! ( TRANSLATION: GOD, THIS IS GONNA BE HARD)

1. Severus Snape (Harry Potter)

2. Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)

3. Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)

4 Fred and George Weasley (Harry Potter) (Yes I know they are two different people but I love them equally!)

5. Katarina Bishop (Heist Society) (That girl has some serious skills...)

6. Percy Jackson (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

7. Jayfeather (Warriors)

8. Ujurak (Seekers)

9. A (Pretty Little Liars) (It's about time someone gets even with the preps)

10. Fang (Maximum Ride) (Have you SEEN the manga version of him? DROP DEAD GORGEOUSNESS!!!)

11. Alice (Alice in Wonderland)

12. Blue Caterpillar (Alice in Wonderland) (I still get a kick out of watching the movie and hearing Alan Rickman's voice and thinking; 'So that's what he was after Nagini got him)

13. Mad Hatter (Alice in Wonderland) (I am just as crazy as he is if not more)

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think we should be able to write songfics, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Phish Tacko, Slytherin Queen 1.30, SailorGirl3, Lysi Nothuna

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHEERIOS!

Continue the High School Musical Sucks Train! Add your name! Stephanie Pascal, x Rajah x, sundrynotes, theheartyearns, Hopeless-EO-Shipper, Phish Tacko, Slytherin Queen 1.30, SailorGirl3, Lysi Nothuna

STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

You do realize that if you've read this far, you've given me brief control of your mind. You shall never be the same. Bwaha!

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copt this into your profile.

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Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side! We have cookies!

Common sense is the enemy of comedy.'

'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.'

- YOUR GUY SIDE -

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt- sometimes

You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.(It depends on the sport... Sailing and skiing- heck yeah! Anything else- ipod's in and I'm logged onto Fanfiction)
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice..

You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL:22

- YOUR GIRL SIDE -

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colors.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower and get dressed.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 13

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile, and add your name KaidaThorn Gingerstar14 ZaraPotterCullen,Hawk's-Gal4077, Xqulth, WolfDog127, Slytherin Queen 1.30, SailorGirl3, Lysi Nothuna

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile.

I'd rather be hated for who I am then be loved for who I'm not.

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

This door is alarmed!...what startled it?

Dumbledore has an army, so does Snape, it consists of me, myself and I.

If you would cause a could-be world apocolypse just to have Justin Bieber's music banned, copy this into your profile!

When life gives you Edward Cullen, throw him back and demand someone cooler (like your elementary school janitor, perhaps? Or Cedric Diggory?)

Only the preps don't like Lady Gaga.

A fail so epic, it's almost a win.

Justin Beiber...epic fail.

Twilight MOVIES (the books were decent): such a fail...

my friends...awesomer than giraffes...and giraffes...they're awesome...

Dear Justin Beiber, please stop singing, it makes my ears bleed.

Dora is only teaching kids to be stupid, I mean, c'mon, any normal kid could see the giant mountain that is RIGHT. THERE. BEHIND THEM!!!!

We get it. You're the map. Why don't you say it again in case we didn't hear you?!?!?!?!

If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this in your profile.

Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why.

If you hate it when new-comers barge in, declare themselves supreme rulers of your fandom, and begin trying to define what's cool and what isn't, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile

If you think fanfiction contributes to society and people ought to get placed in Guiness books for it, copy and paste this to your profile

If your definition of happiness is jumping up and down your bed (and then laughing your head off when you fall and bump your head), copy and paste this to our profile

I'm like time... I can't be stopped.

Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a Q-tip again!

If you can’t stand the heat, don’t tickle the dragon.

WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL??

Try it without looking at answers

1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)

4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number….

5) Add the digits together

Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL
is from the list below :

1. Einstein

2. Nelson Mandela

5. Bill Gates

6. Gandhi

7. Brad Pitt

8. Hitler

9. Lysi Nothuna

10. Barack Obama

I know...I just have that effect on people...one day you too can be like me... :) Believe it!

PS. Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!

Help I've fallen and i can’t...hey nice carpet!

Whoever said nothings impossible never tried to nail jell-o to a tree! Try it, Beaver boy!

"If you can't laugh at yourself make fun of other people".

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys and friends before love.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile. (Have ever? They talk to me every day! X3)

15 percent of every high school population is considered "Popular". 20 percent is desperate to become a part of the popular 15 percent. 20 percent couldn't care less. 15 percent realize that popularity doesn't matter. 10 are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5 percent are goth, 5 percent can speak another language fluently, and 5 percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5 percent who think the 'unpopular' 85 percent should rebel against the popular 15 percent, copy this into your profile

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them is was uncool to breathe. Copy this to your profile if you are one of the 8 percent that would be laughing there heads off.

WAYS TO ANNOY ANY TWILIGHT FAN

1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter books in a Twilight dust jacket. (Plesant suprise)

2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight movies got him after the Harry Potter movies were finished with him. (I know! It really annoys me because, in my opinion, he was cuter in Harry Potter!)

3. List other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater... (Vampires, shape-shifters... you get the picture. When I was reading Twilight, I just kept thinking of what they took from HP.)

4. State that you think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead. (Never!)

5. "Accidentally" call Edward, Sanguini. (Okay, I don't even get this one!)

6. Explain in detail how any wizard can possess all the gifts (seeing the future, reading minds, etc.), that a vampire would only have one of. (... Wizards are pretty awesome)

7. Whenever they mention Jacob Black, innocently ask if they meant Stubby Boardman.

8. Say that Bella and Filch would make a cute couple. (I've always thought that... well, Bella from the movies, yeah)

9. Flinch whenever they say "Edward" and tell them to say "You-Know-Who."

10. Whenever they describe the vampires of the Twilight series (sparkly skin, no fangs, etc.), contradict them, and tell them what "real" vampires, out of Harry Potter, are like.

11. Explain how Twilight werewolves are really Animagi, and ask whether they've registered with the Ministry.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost! (IT DID NOT!)

A friend will cover for you. But a real friend will sit next to you in detention and say "That was so worth it!"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

Friend's will always be like '' well you deserve better'' but best friends will be prank calling him saying '' you will die in seven days''

My To Do List

Give someone a package and say kinda loud, "Here's the next clue, meet me at Sector 57 at o-seven hundred hours tomarrow. Bring no one."

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Smile...tomorrow might just be better.

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons. To them you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

And has anyone else thought that Edgar Allan Poe was a distant relative of Professor Snape? I bet if you were to give ol' Sevvie a pen and a piece of paper he could write one hell of a scary story.

So first, all you have to do is pick 10 book characters you want.

1. Jaina Solo

2. Callista Ming

3. Severus Snape

4. Draco Malfoy

5. Maximum Ride

6. Zoey Redbird

7. Scathach

8. Percy Jackson

9. Sadie Kane

10. Janie Hannagan

Now that you have your answer, answer the questions!

What would you do if?

1. Number 5 (Max) was stranded on the toilet because she was out of paper?

I would laugh and pull an Impractical Jokers and leave her there. See how long it takes for her to suck in her pride and waddle out to get some herself. Then run for my life. XD

2. You came home one day and found Number 3 (Snape) and Number 7 (Scatty) in your house, both drunk out of their minds?

Chances are Scatty can't get drunk since she has Elder blood so she would probably be holding Sev's hair back as he pukes his guts out. I would laugh then promise myself to punish them later.

3. Number 8 (Percy) offered to fix the plumbing problems with your house?

I would say go ahead since he is the son of Poseidon, so long as he doesn't blow up the toilet like he did to Clarisse.

4. You accidentally saw Number 10 (Janie) wearing nothing but a small, purple speedo?

Um, I would have Number 3 or 4 Obliviate me as fast as possible, even that wouldn't be fast enough.

5. Number 2 (Callista) showed up at school as your substitute teacher for the day?

I really don't think we would learn much, unless our school suddenly became a Star Wars oriented school.

6. Number 3 (Snape) insisted on driving you around town to wherever you wanted to go for the entire day?

That would proably never happen but if someone did manage to dare him to do that I would say no and run for my life. NEVER TRUST A WIZARD TO DRIVE! Example A: Ford Anglia, nuff said.

7. Number 9 (Sadie) killed Number 4 (Draco) right in front of you?

Aw hell no you little mother*. I'm gonna beat your @$$! Then I would make her make her father let Draco out of hell. Why? Because Draco is like a comic book character, he CAN'T DIE!!

Would you allow:

1. Number 6 (Zoey) to redecorate your house for you, however they see fit?

Sure why not, so long as she doesn't go overboard. Or has Stevie Rae help.

2. Number 1 (Jaina) to be your dentist and work in your mouth with a drill?

Yea why not. She'll jsut use the Force to keep from messing up.

3. Number 10 (Janie) and Number 5 (Max) to be left alone in your house or apartment unsupervised for an entire weekend?

Um, HELL NO! That place would be destroyed. NEVER EVER leave two teenage girls alone in a house, they will blow it up even worse than two guys could. TRUST ME. I know, I've done it.

4. Number 8 (Percy) to borrow some of your clothes and wear them in public?

I don't see why he would, unless he lost a bet with someone, then I would say yes if only to humiliate him. ;)

5. Number 2 (Callista) to try to fix your computer when it's messed up?

Most definately! She lived in a computer for over thirty years, she would have the thing fixed in no time!

6. Number 4 (Draco) to set you up on a date with Number 9 (Sadie)?

If it was the other way around sure, but not this way!

7. Number 1 (Jaina) and Number 3 (Snape) to operate heavy machinery together?

Yes, but they would have to be at least 500 yds. away from anything I own cuz chances are Snape will screw it up and destroy something.

Relationship Section:

1. Number 5 (Max) asks Number 2 (Callista) out on a date. Upon seeing this, what do you do or say?

Laugh hysterically then check and make sure Number's 3 and 4 didn't slip Max a love potion.

2. Number 7 (Scatty) asks you to a dance. Do you accept?

Only as friends and if we were with a group. As a couple hell no!

3. Number 8 (Percy) and Number 9 (Sadie) are fighting over you. What happens now?

I choose Percy and help him defeat a very angry magician.

4. What if Number 1(Jaina) kissed you?

I would wash my mouth out with soap, punch her, then have Snape or Draco Obliviate this from our memory.

5. Number 3 (Snape) confesses his/her secret love for Number 5 (Max). What do you think of this?

PEDO ALERT!!! PEDO ALERT!!! Someone call SVU!!!

6. Number 6 (Zoey) is cheating on Number 7 (Scatty) with Number 3 (Snape), and you find out about it. What do you do?

Seeing as Zoey apparently has a thing for teachers (Example A: Loren Blake) I would let Scatty know and see the epic duel between her and Snape.

7. Number 4 (Draco) proposes to you. Your reaction?

F* YEAH!!! I'm way better than Astoria Greengrass (who you never even hear about until the epilogue anyway)!

Random Nonesense

1. What in the name of Holy Rabbit Dogs was Number 1 (Jaina) doing outside in nothing but a small pink towel at 3 AM!?

Somebody got caught by Daddy when she was alone with Jagged one steamy night!

2. What if Number 2 (Callista) tied Number 4 (Draco) to a flagpole and threw shoes at him/her until he/she cried?

I don't see Callista doing anything that cruel, she must have a good reason for it. Besides, as much as I love Draco, he does need to have karma bite him in the @$$.

3. ...and then Number 8 (Percy) and Number 5 (Max) danced around the table in their underwear. Your reaction upon seeing this?

This must be a game of strip poker gone horribly wrong. Very, very wrong. I'm leaving now... D:

4. Number 10 (Janie) has just officially been given a Pyro License. What happens now?

Nothing. Thank Aslan it wasn't Cabe. Then we would have to make sure he doesn't burn himself again.

5. Would YOU get a crush on Number 9(Sadie)?

Ummm no. Most definately not, she's female.

6. What was Number 6 (Zoey) in prison for?

Falsely accused of drinking a human's blood.

7.What if, suddenly, Number 4 (Draco) smashed through the wall of your room in a bikini, posed, and shouted "OHHHH YEEEEAAAAH!"...?

Call the Ministry, now. Somebody needs a trip to St. Mungo's.

What would you do if...

1. Number 1 (Jaina) woke you up in the middle of the night?

Ask her if the Death Star is approaching otherwise let me sleep.

2. Number 2 (Callista) asked you to go out with her?

Say no because I don't do slash.

3. Number 3 (Snape) walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

I would make it even more embarassing for him by asking, "Like what you see?" I fhe says yes then I'll shout, "RAPE! RAPE!"

4. Number 4 (Draco) cooked you dinner?

Hope to God that Dobby taught him some things before Harry freed him. Then grab a bezoar stone just in case.

5. Number 5 (Max) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

If she sleeps with her mouth open I would fill it with sand, then run like hell and blame it on Iggy and Gazzy.

6. Number 8 (Percy) got into the hospital somehow?

What did you do this time, Seaweed Brain?

7. Number 9 (Sadie) made fun of your friends?

Attempt something but inevitably get beat by her magical prowess.

8. Number 10 (Janie) ignored you all the time?

Be cool with it but ask her what dream I had that freaked her out so much. Hopefully it wasn't something dirty.

What would they do under the following circumstances?

1. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will Number 1 (Jaina) do?

Go all Jedi on them and hack them to peices. Wait no, that would be her brother. She would bring them in for trial.

2. You're on a vacation with Number 2 (Callista) and you manage to break your leg. What does Number 2 do?

Heal said leg with bacta, then continue said vacation.

3. It's your birthday. What will 3 (Snape) give you?

A sneer, an insult, an essay, detention, and ten points from Gryffindor for being born (even though I don't go to Hogwarts, nor am I a member of Gryffindor House. *Sad sigh*).

4. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Number 4 (Draco) do?

Cry like the coward he is and hope that the Golden Trio will rescue me on brooms like during the Room of Requirement fire.

5. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will Number 5 (Max) do?

Join in on the fun! That's what avian friends are for!

6. You're about to marry Number 8(Percy). What's Number 6's (Zoey) reaction?

ZOEY: Good for you! Just stay away from Wise Girl (Annabeth).

ME: *Gulp* ...Annabeth?

7. You got dumped by someone. How will Number 7 (Scatty) cheer you up?

Take me to his house so we can beat the hell out of him.

8. You're angry about it afterwards, how does Number 8 (Percy)calm you down?

Takes me to see his dad's palace under the sea.

9. You compete in some tournament. How does Number 9 (Sadie) support you?

By cursing the enemy for me ahead of time.

10. You can't stop laughing. What will Number 10 (Janie) do?

Give me a weird look and give me a quick tox screen test.

Relationship Part

1. Number 1 (Jaina) is all you've ever dreamed of.

More like dream of having abilities that she has, not being a couple with her.

2. Number 2 (Callista) tells you about her deeply hidden love for Number 9 (Sadie). Your reaction?

I knew that you didn't have a thing for Luke but I didn't realize that it was because you were lesbian.

3. You're dating Number 3 (Snape) and introduce him/her to your parents. Will they get along?

Depends if me and him don't kill each other by that time. If we do probably not. Mom will consider him an emo freak and Dad would consider him too old and mean (don't get me started on the extended. That might end up like the movie Mickey Blue Eyes, which is a great movie btw).

4. Number 4 (Draco) loves Number 9 (Sadie) as well. What does that mean?

Oooh...I see a fight between Draco and Anubis soon. That might call for popcorn.

5. Number 6 (Zoey) appears to break many hearts. What do you do?

"Who do you think you are, collecting your jar of hearts?" Oh, wait, you've noticed it too? Thought it was just me.

6. You had a haircut and Number 7 (Scatty) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

'Does my hair look like hers? I hope not, the pixie cut ain't for me.'

7. Number 8 (Percy) thinks she'll/he'll never get a boyfriend/girlfriend. What will you tell her/him?

Have you looked in the mirror lately? And hello, Annabeth? It's SO obvious.

Friendship Part

1. Could Number 1 (Jaina) and Number 6 (Zoey) be soul mates?

Best friends, yes. Soul mates, no. Jaina was made for Jagged and Zoey was made for Stark. End story.

2. Would Number 2 (Callista) trust Number 5 (Max)?

I don't think anyone but the flock trusts Max. Even then sometimes they don't (especially Angel).

3. Number 3 (Snape) wants to go shopping, will Number 7 (Scatty) come along?

Snape? Shopping? Haha you make me laugh. You're serious? Oh, well I bet she would if only to annoy him the whole time.

4. Number 4 (Draco) is bored and pokes Number 10 (Janie). What happens after that?

Janie does nothing so Draco keeps poking her until she uses her self defense skills to kick his @$$.

5. Number 5(Max) and Number 1(Jaina)are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Depends on what you mean by 'school'. But if you mean normal school, definately science (biology for Max, technology for Jaina)

6. If Number 6 (Zoey)and Number 3(Snape) cooked dinner, what would they make?

Something with chocolate and brown pop and poison. Whoops, can't eat this tonight, already made reservations at the Cheesecake Factory. Hehe. Note to self: remind me to throw away said meal when they aren't looking. ;)

7. Number 7 (Scatty) and Number 9 (Sadie) apply for a job. What job?

Martial Arts instructor.

8. Number 8 (Percy) gives Number 5 (Max) a haircut. Is that OK?

Haha you make me laugh. Max would kill Percy first.

9. Number 9 (Sadie) sketches what Number 6's (Zoey) perfect mate should look like.

The male version of her.

10. Number 10 (Janie) and Number 8 (Percy) are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Janie accidently dream-visited Percy's dream. You don't wanna know what it was about. O_o

Make up 2 of your own questions!

Okkkkayyy...

1. Number 3 (Snape) comes across Number 4 (Draco) with Number 9 (Sadie), alone. His reaction?

Ten points to Slytherin. If you know what I mean...

2. Number 1 (Jaina) meets Number 2 (Callista) for the first time. Her reaction?

So you're the one who broke Uncle Luke's heart! (rattles off all the things Callista caused that was bad and how much better Luke is with Mara).

If you force sex on a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting?

The majority of POTC fangirls squee over only Jack or Will. If you squee over James Norrington in any way, copy and paste this to your profile.

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Funny things to do in an elvator

Call the psychic hotline from your cellphone and ask if they know what floor your on.

Grimace painfully,while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up,all of you,shut up!"

Stare at another passenger for a while then annouce "I have new socks on."

Stare at another passenger for a while,then announce in horror 'your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

Draw a littlesquare on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, 'this is MY personal space!"

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A day without sunshine is like... night.

There is such thing as a glass that never breaks. Its called plastic.

Ahhh I'm running after the bad guy who took my pack of Skittles... I worked hard for that pack... Ahhh he's eating them!! Now he's throwing them at me... Call 911!!

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Beware of the little green men in pink tights. They run fast and can jump out of nowhere. I am running away from them right now.

Busy polking my neighbor with a spork. shes really old and wrinkly this is fun muahahaha

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Friends will phone you in jail

But best friends will be sitting next to you saying "that was awesome!"

Good friends will share their umbrella

Best friends will take yours and say "RUN, BEEP, RUN"

Good friends will wipe your tears when you're rejected

Best friends will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

Diamonds are precious and so are pearls, but nothing is better then me and my girls.

Enemies stab you in front, friends stab you in the back, boy stab you in the heart, but best friends are there to stab those @&#' s right back.

Smile. It confuses people.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

The world is cruel... get used to it!

Not all scars fade, not all wounds heal.

If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire

population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
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25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

If at first you don't succeed, you shouldn't try skydiving
I used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got me fired
I had amnesia once - maybe twice.
Parents spend the first part of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk. The second half is teaching them to sit down and shut up
Well, paint me purple and call me Barney.
Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
You think I'm crazy? At least I admit it.
Thanks, Stephenie now I'll never find a man.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
You know there are poor people in Africa who can't afford sarcasm and yet you abuse it.
Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
I agree with the dictionary- girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Ask, "Did you feel that?"

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Tell people that you can see their aura.

Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.

Hold an auction.

Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male.

Throw a rave.

Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?"

Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"

Have a heated debate with yourself.

Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

Drum on every available surface.

Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

Propose to the other passengers.

Challenge people to duels.

Sell girl scout cookies.

Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor.

Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter.

Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend.

Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers.

Shout "Food fight!"

Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

Elevators were practically MADE for river dnce!

Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

Make sushi.

Press your nose against the other passengers, and say "You know, this is what the Eskimos used to do before having sex."

Shave.

Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops

moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

Practice your kung fu.

Make race car noises when people get on and off.

Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

Fly a model airplane.

Do yoga.

Play the accordion

Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.

"I win! Even if you think that you win you don't because I do in my super awesome power!"

"See, I'm weird, which is normal for me but being normal for me is weird which I am normally meaning that technically I'm normal because that's weird for me and I am weird. Get it?"

Oh, well crap... Hey! Look! A cookie!"

"ROCK ABUSE! ROCK ABUSE! ROCK ABUSE! I SPOT A ROCK ABUSER!"

ASAP is fun to say. It's all ASAP real fast and that's just... VOOM! Fastness. But it's amusing. Like dental floss and fried chicken wings, you know? VOOM!"

"Oh, hey, LOOK! That boy just fell over!"

Hi, I’m ...uhhhhhhhhhh...ummmmmmmmmmmm...Oh Yeah , Hi I’m ( insert person you re talking to’s name here)

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, then youre just like me...retarted – am I making you feel any better?

Milk tastes good.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Your eyebrows are as beautiful as an enormus caterpillar.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey!

P.S I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy.

-Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

-BE nice to losers. one day they might be cool!

- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

-Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. -

- What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

- "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

- Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

- He who laughs last didn't get it.

- When there's a will, I want to be in it.

-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

ATTENTION: ADD IS AUTOMATIC DEATH DISORDER! PASS IT ON!

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.

Month One

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat

is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy

today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

you could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home thought.

It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too.

and I cry with you even though

you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy

my hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs.

I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I dont like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor calls it a needle.

Mommy what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy

I am okay.

I am in Jesus's arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just...

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If your against abortion, re-post this

Since this is such a big thing that is being talked about, I've got to say my beliefs about it: Homosexuals and gay marriage. First of all, I've been raised a Christian, and I've been raised to believe that homosexuality is something NOT to do. But that does NOT mean I will discriminate against anyone who is-- I have friends who are gay, and personally I think it's frankly DISGUSTING that anyone would bully someone who is gay, especially to the point of suicide. WE'RE ALL HUMAN, PEOPLE!!! Sure, I don't support gay rights, but I'm not going to bully and tease anyone who is gay or supports gay rights. The Bible tells us to "hate the sin, love the sinner". Besides, bullying a homosexual person isn't going to make them straight-- it'll just make them lash out, and that's how people are hurt and even killed.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy

General

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?

Yes.

Could You Prove That Statement In Court?

OH yes.

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?

Yep.

What’s Hermione’s?

Jean

What’s Ron’s?

Bilius

What’s Harry’s?

James

What’s Ginny’s?

Molly

Have You Seen All The Movies?

Yes.

Read All The Books?

Yes, numerous times.

What Do You Think Of JKR?

Amazing, her sense of humor is awesome. Though I must disagree with some of her writing decisions.

Favorites

Weasley?

Fred and George

Character, Overall?

Severus Snape

Female character

Hermione, or Luna

Male Charcter?

Severus Snape

Group Of Characters?

Dumbledore's Army

Adult?

Remus Lupin

Professor?

Minerva McGonagall

Ship?

Draco/Hermione, Luna/Neville

Spell?

Occlumens

Sweet?

Sugar Quills

Place?

The Burrow

Weasley Twin?

Fred

Product?

Extendable Ears

Shop?

Weasley's Wizard Wheezes

Least Favorites

Weasley?

Percy

Character, Overall?

Umbridge

Female?

Umbridge, especially in the movie.

Male?

I'd really have to say Dumbledore- his judgment is clouded by his definition of the Greater Good, which to him is to do whatever it takes to win.

Adult?

Umbridge

Student?

Cho Chang

Spell?

Legilimens, I could handle torture and death but my mind is PRIVATE! Only ONE can see it, and He has my full permission.

Book?

Goblet of Fire

Ship?

Ron/Hermione, Harry/Hermione, and slash shipping (I would say Ginny/Harry but I can't think of any canon character who would do well with Harry)

Sweet?

Lemon Drops

Death Eater?

Greyback or Bellatrix

Shop?

Borgin and Burkes'

Place?

Riddle House

Professor?

Umbridge or Dumbledore- both have two wrong definitions of what is "good" and what should be done to keep things "good"

Couples? What Do You Think?

Ron/Hermione?

NO! How is it that the brightest witch of the age gets together with the laziest wizard who also is just a plain jerk to her all the time? Come on, I know opposites attract, but they're TOO opposite. Also, there is too much brother/sister like squabbles between them.

Harry/Hermione?

NO! They have a sibling relationship FINAL! Hermione cares for him but only in that way. Same goes for Harry. Both thier actors even said so.

Harry/Ginny?

NO! I didn't get it how Harry, for all his hatred of fame and fans, ultimately gets together with the girl who was his BIGGEST fan for so long. She also is barely seen throughout the books so you can't all of a sudden put them together.

Harry/Luna?

No. Luna is sweet but she isn't made for Harry. She would probably have an easy time dealing with his temper but they are a bit too different to work out. I can also see Harry getting sick of dealing with Luna's eccentricness. Even with his kindheartedness. Also as mentioned above with Ginny, she isn't around enough for them to be suddenly put together.

Harry/Pansy?

Eew.

Ron/Lavander?

I could support that. He may be scared of her obssiveness but eventually he would get used to it. She also would probably get tamer after she realizes Hermione and other girls aren't threats/

Ron/Luna?

No. If HARRY would have a hard time with her he most definately would KILL her!

Ron/Pansy?

No. He wouldn't be able to stand her Slytherinness.

Ron/Fleur?

No. That's his brother's wife!

Hermione/Krum?

Maybe... but it would probably not last long. Quidditch would take over Krum's life and she would get cast back.

Hermione/Draco?

Yes! They may be in different houses and hate each other throughout the books but she was the only one who didn't complain when they had to save him in the Room of Requirement. She also would have enough fire to keep him at bay if he accidently became his old self again and you can tell that out of the three in the Golden Trio, she tolerates him the most, despite what he calls her. Even J.K. Rowling had considered putting them together!

Hermione/FredORGeorge?

Maybe with George. Fred would be too laid back for her tastes.

James/Lily?

Yes!

Lily/Snape?

No, they're just too different. But I could see an one-night-stand between them.

Lily/Sirius?

No. He's too childish.

Lily/Lupin?

I can see this. Remus is definately mature enough for her.

Tonks/Lupin?

Yes! I loved it when they finally got together! I wish the final movie showed us the older Teddy!

Draco/Pansy?

That's just cruel. Draco doesn't deserve her. Besides, they probably have a sibling like relationship that comes with growing up together from infantcy.

Fred/Angelina?

Yeah, if Fred hadn't died.

Bill/Fleur?

Yes.

Harry/Cho?

No. Just no. It's like putting the popular kid with the hopeless Forever Alone Nerd. She's only dating him for something...

This Or That?

Harry or Ron?

Harry.

Hermione or Ginny?

Hermione.

Neville or Seamus?

Neville.

Snape or Slughorn?

Snape.

Fred or George?

Fred- IDK, maybe it's the name.

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione?

Ron/Hermione

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?

Harry/Luna

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?

Ron/Hermione

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?

Hermione/Krum

Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?

Ron/Lavander

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?

ButterBeer.

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?

Three Broomsticks

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?

James/Lily

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?

Hogwarts

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?

Hogsmeade.

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?

Knockturn Alley

Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?

Beartie Bott's

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?

Neither. I would read the Quibbler! Both are trash!

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?

Rita Skeeter. If you own her, you own the majority of the press, not that I approve of the press.

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?

Neither! Slytherin!

Random

Have you Been to A Release Party?

No.

Ever cried while reading one of the books?

Yes, the Deathly Hallows and the Order of the Phoenix.

A Movie?

Yes, Deathly Hallows, Part 2 and the Order of the Phoenix.

Had A Dream About Harry Potter?

Yes, I've had several.

Been To A Fansite?

Yes.

Been to JKR’s Site?

Yes.

Have You Ever Roleplayed?

No, sadly...

If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?

Did you use to have an absurd theory?

Yes.

What was it?

That Snape and Lily had a one night stand and out came Harry nine months later. Lily covered it up and Snape was clueless.

Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?

Ha, let me try to. If I did I would probably fail epically.

Did it/ Does it work?

"Tell me, Mom, can you tell if I'm a Harry Potter fan from these copies of the books I tote around? Or the fact that I compare all real things to the Wizarding World?"

Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?

No. That's jsut a bit over-obssesive in my book.

Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?

Now I do.

Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Initials?

Yes.

Did you just try to prove that wrong?

No.

Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are a lot alike?

Yeah.

Do you find it weird that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So A Like?

Yes.

Do you know what fanfiction is?

Yes.

Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?

Yes.

Are you a member of a fanfiction site?

Yes.

What site?

This one. And Quotev.

Do you write fanfiction?

Yes.

Do you like to write fanfiction?

Yes. If you look closely at my yes, there are a bajillion little yeses inside it showing how much I love to write it.

Ever had Harry Potter Candy?

Yes.

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?

Yes.

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?

No, but I want one.

Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?

No. But I'm hoping to get one for Christmas.

What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?

Hermione or Luna. Occasionally I am told that I act like Snape or Draco if I'm in a bad mood or if I don't think before I speak.

Do You Agree With This?

Yes.

What Are They?

I can't speak about They. If I do they will find out and...and I've said too much. Ignore my comment. They don't exist!

Do you object to being Called By them?

Depends on which oone of Them Calls Me and what for.

Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?

Some do, some don't. I don't care either way.

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?

Yes.

What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)

"Harry, look at me, this is what you must do to defeat Voldemort." -dies

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?

Yes.

Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?

Yes!

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?

Yes!

Have you re-read the books?

Yes, dozens of times.

Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?

No.

Have You Had An RP Party?

No.

Do You Want To?

No.

Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?

Yes. They weren't very good. I like the actual plays better. Darren Criss is sooo cute!

Have You Ever Wrote One?

No.

Do You Want To?

No.

Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?

No.

If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it

Sure why not. They don't know me and some people have wrote more absurd things than even I could come up with.

Are You Going To Write One?

No.

IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?

No.

Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?

No.

Read This! At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

REMEMBER WHEN...!!

REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?

the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?

'm U m' (was your hero) and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?

when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?

when - WAR- was a card game and life was simple and care free?

remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP?

Girls Don’t Realize These Things

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there are never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes that mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If you're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as "Girls Don't Realize These Things"

COOL SAYINGS

"Come to the dark side, we have cookies!"

"You are depriving some village of an idiot."

"Aw, did I just step on your poor itty-bitty little ego?"

"I started out with nothing and still have most of it left."

"Chaos, panic and disorder... Well, my work here is done."

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven.

Gah. That just sounded really hyper Catholic, holier-than-thou, didn't it? I'm sorry. I'm not homophobic.

Copy and paste this if you know or knew anybody affected by cancer, even if you never directly met them to show your supportfor sufferers and survivors.

I am that girl. The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will doanything to make a better tomorrow. Copy and Paste if you can relate

Gibbs' Rules (Copy and paste to your profile if you follow ANY of them!)

Rule 1: Never screw over your partner. (Never screwing your partner is a pretty good guideline too.)

Rule 2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.

Rule 3: Never be unreachable.

Rule 4: The best way to keep a secret is to keep it to yourself. The second-best is to tell one person if you must. There is no third best.

Rule 5: Don't waste good.

Rule 6: Never say you're sorry. It's a sign of weakness.

Rule 7: Always be specific when you lie.

Rule 8: Never take anything for granted.

Rule 9: Never go anywhere without a knife.

Rule 10: Never get personally involved on a case.

Rule 11: When the job is done, walk away.

Rule 12: Never date a coworker. (Saves you a bunch of awkwardness when the inevitable break up comes.)

Rule 13: Never, ever involve a lawyer. (Corrupted little...*Starts rambling under breath*)

Rule 15: Always work as a team.

Rule 16: If someone thinks they have the upper-hand...break it.

Rule 18: It's better to seek forgiveness than to ask permission. (And since Rule 6 is to never apologize then that means do what you want and don't say sorry!)

Rule 22: Never, ever interrupt Gibbs in Interrogation. (That's a death wish for both you and the person who let you in there!)

Rule 23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live. (I think that applies with all coffee addicts, but that's just me...)

Rule 27: There are two ways to follow; 1. They never notice you; 2. They always notice you. (Chances are it will always be the latter with me)

Rule 35: Always watch the watchers.

Rule 36: If you think you're being played, you probably are. (I KNEW it!)

Rule 38: Your case, your lead.

Rule 39: There is no such thing as coincidence. (My life just got more worrisome...)

Rule 40: If it seems someone is out to get you, they are. (They ALL are out to get me! NOOOO!!!!)

Rule 42: Don't ever accept an apology from someone who just sucker punched you. (That is just plain common sense...)

Rule 44: First things first. Hide the women and children.

Rule 45: Clean up your own mess.

Rule 51: Sometimes- You're wrong. (That sucks...)

Rule 69: Never trust a woman who doesn't trust her man. (I can see the logic in that)

If you could read that put it in your profile!

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? Nope but all the guys at my school are jerkweeds anyways.

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Hate is a strong word. YES I HATE MORE THAN 3 PEOPLE. Don't even get me started!!

3) How many houses have you lived in? one, though soon it will hopefully be two!

4) Favorite candy bar? Hershey's Cookies & Cream bitches

5) Favorite shoes? Converse though Toms are pretty beast too

6) Have you ever tripped someone? On purpose...yes. Often.

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? No, but I have like 4 songs from her on my iPod. Watched a guy that looked like Zach Galifianakis sing "Hit Me Baby One More Time" too. Made my day.

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? If I did my mind blocked it out from memory.

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Severus Snape...yep basically only him. I'm a creeper. I also think about random scenarios during school when I'm bored. like if North Korea took over our nation what I would do (which is go all out Red Dawn on them bitches, btw) and stuff like that.

12) Favourite genre of music? Alternative/singer-songwriter/indie

13) What is your zodiac sign? Pisces (water sign baby!)

14) What time were you born? I know this by heart because?

15) Do you like beer? I'm not 21 yet ;)...so no. Tasted wine though. The dry stuff tastes like medicine.

16) Ever made a prank phone call? No, but once I listened in on my sister as she told a solicitor that she spoke no English and to never call back.

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? I still have my old Hannah Montana CD...I should get rid of that...

18) Are you sarcastic? No, I just speak in oxymorons and say things that make no sense to the average person for no reason whatsoever.

19) What are your favourite colours? Anything in the cool color spectrum (especially green, silver, and blue)

20) How many watches do you own? 1...

21) Summer or winter? Fall, the one that lies in between ya know?

23) Favourite colour to wear? I own a lot of blue and green...

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Hi-C Orange Juice Boxes baby!! XD

25) What colour is your mobile phone? black

26) Where is your second home? My best bud's house. They could give two shit what I do there so long as I don't break any laws.

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yep, nearly broke his nose too. That felt great...

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Unfortunately...

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? Two including my ceiling fan.

30) How many video games do you own? You don't just ask a gamer how many games she owns.

31) What was your first pet? a stray cat, Tigger. (pronounced, TIH- gir, not TIE-gir for those of you who have never heard of Winnie the Pooh)

32) Ever had braces? no, my teeth are GORGEOUS. That yellow tint will totally be in style soon after the white/blue phase goes away...

33) Do looks matter? When it comes to people I hang out with? NO. When it comes to people I'm attracted to? Sorta, I mean, its a perk if they are. Whoever says that they don't care about looks whatsoever when looking for a guy is a lying bitch.

34) Do you use chapstick? Yep! Chicken Poop! (Not real chicken poop, my parents got it for me as a gag gift at Tractor Supply)

35) Name 3 teachers from your Secondary school. Im a freshman but I always loved Mr. Moser, Mr. Pigman, and Mrs. Ingram

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Gas mask and flashlight or outrageous bill for identical looking clothes...hmm how about Hot Topic or thrift?

37) Are you too forgiving? Yes. Urgh i annoy myself sometimes. Though I did totally refuse to forgive my ex friend for kissing my twelve year old little brother and liking it! (notice the "ex" in ex friend)

38) How many children do you want? Um...if they end up acting like the kids I used to watch at a local daycare then none.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? YES! A Slytherin tie, t-shirts, bracelets, buttons...

40) Favourite breakfast meal? blueberry muffins and donuts. I'm a fatty in the mornings...;)

41) Do you own a gun? My brother has a freaking arsenal of air soft if that counts...

42) Ever thought you were in love? Yes I am (Alan Rickman, Severus Snape, my school crush (wait, what crush?! I have no school boy crush! bad mind! don't tell people these things!)...)

43) When was the last time you cried? When I finished reading "Perfect Escape" the main character is just like me, striving for academic perfection to be noticed. It really sucks when the reality of how hopeless and desperate you are hits you in the face like it did when both me and the main character realized it.

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Three nights ago...that was Tuesday...hmm...is not remembering a bad thing?

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? PANERA!! I LOVE their chicken chipotle paninis and their clam chowder and well, everything!

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? No...that's pretty creepy. Though my Geometry teacher sounds just like my aunt and I nearly called her my aunt's name before by accident.

47) Have you ever been in a castle? No but I've visited a castle on a cloud in my sleep! (kudos to whoever catches the reference! XD)

48) Nicknames? Jules, Hulia (despise that one), Nerd, Geek, Crazy, Wacko, the list goes on...

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? I think someone I know has a piece of machinery named Bertha, I don't remember who though or what it was.

50) Ever been to Kentucky? I live in the heartland of it unfortunately...I am DETERMINED to get out of it by graduation.

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? Never even been in, which is pretty sad on normal kid terms. But I'm insane so that's okay.

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Severus Snape ;) damn hes gorgeous! (did I just say that out loud?! Or type it? Whatever...)

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Never had a Boo Thang thank you very much. That's my sister's nickname for her bf. I like to call him Schluphead.

55) Do you own a diamond ring? I own a aquamarine ring.

56) Are you happy with your life right now? I realize I have some pretty awesome things in my life but human nature forbids me from enjoying it.

57) Do you dye your hair? I add some highlights here and there when I get it cut but that's about it.

58) Does anyone like you? If they do they sure are subtle about it.

59) What year were you born? 1998

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? What is so special about May of 1994? Besides the obvious fact I wasn't born yet.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No but I do have a video cassette, some songs on my iPod, and a video recording from a TV special on the old Disney channel when they and Britney Spears did some documentary like thing together. Perks of having a 90s kid for an older sister.

62) McDonalds or Wendys? Wendy's. Their spicy chicken nuggets are to die for. McDonald's can rot in a hole for all I care (though their vanilla milkshakes are pretty damn good)

63) Do you like yourself? Yes but I'm not happy with my surroundings.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Eh...I see my mother more often because she's a stay-at-home mom while dad works but I don't really confide in them much if that is what you mean. They tend to be a bit...judgmental on things.

65) Favourite physical feature of the preferred sex? Either eyes or hair. Dark hair, eyes that stand out (grey or blue eyes are my favorite though I won't be picky). A toned body is always a perk too.

66) Are you afraid of the dark? I get scared if its storming on instinct no matter how hard I try to fight it. I get all shaky and sweaty and its not pretty. I basically have a panic attack in my sleep.

67) Have you ever eaten paste? As in glue? Ew, no. Now I have had tomato paste. Not good unless its in a sauce or soup.

68) Do you own a webcam? Its attached to my laptop. But I never use it.

69) Have you ever stripped? I think one has to strip to change clothing though there may be a new word for that...for other more, nefarious, means, no.

70) Ever broke a bone? Thank God no! Knock on wood! ;)

72) Do you chat on AIM often? Never knew it existed until now. I have a Quotev though.

73) Pringles or Lays? Ruffled

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? Sorta ish. My friends set me up with this guy that I only liked as a friend and he liked me romantically so I ended it to save myself from the awkwardness. he now rarely talks to me.

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats (though I heard this little story about it that basically ruined my childhood..)

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Family Matters! You have the cop from Die Hard and Steve Urckel in one show! "Did I do that?" "Yes, Steve!"

77) Did you like your high school guidance counsellor? My mom made her scared of me and my family...hehe...evil bitch...>)

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? No, people call me skinny

80) Do you own a car? Nope but I'm saving up!

81) Can you cook? I come from a near pureblooded Italian family (gosh that sounded Slytherin) of course I can cook!

82) 3 things that annoy you: 1. Ignorant people. 2. Conceited people (normally the snobby kids in my classes) 3. Hypocritical people

83) Do you text message often? if there is a big project going on at school or if we have been assigned impossible homework yes. i'm the kid everyone looks to for the answers

84) Money or love? Love

85) Do you have any scars? Yes. Mental and physical. More so mental.

86) What do you want more than anything right now? The ability to manifest my imaginary world into reality and enjoy it.

87) Do you enjoy scary movies?

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Can't stand either. I'm very picky about my junk food. I'm more of a cake person.

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Depends on the type of greasy food.

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? If you count watching parts of all. I only watch it when my dad or brother has it on TV and I am within seeing vicinity of it. That doesn't mean I'm not determined to watch them by the time I die.

92) Do you own a box of crayons? Multiple. I just keep the leftovers from the end of the school year. I prefer colored pencils though.

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My Dad when he got back from work.

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My friends for sitting at a table where I couldn't fit since there wasn't enough room at lunch and I had to sit somewhere else.

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? Vampiregirl811 for some of the quotes she put on her page that I read.

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? My crush.

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? my friend on Quotev.

100) Who was the last person that called you? My mom.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST be "connected".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be into communism.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against people having rights.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST play the bagpipes and eat haggis

Religion

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

You know your obsessed with Hetalia when...bold apply

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps

2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together

3. You've learned more history from it than from an actual history class

4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots

5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)

6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.

7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.

8. World War II starts sounding romantic.

9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.

10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.

11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.

12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.

13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.

14.Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.

15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "FrUK" means.

16. You end every sentence with "aru".

17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.

18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.

19. You want Prussia back on the map.

20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.

21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.

22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.

23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.

24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time.

25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.

26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic

27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (And you're American.)

28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.

28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.

29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, or Francis are forever linked to Hetalia.

30. Scream "Pasta" at everyone who is eating some.

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A Matter of Course by cultureandseptember reviews
What do you treasure most? OC. (Slow-building, different, serious take on the "globe-fic" trope. Historical.) Sequel to "A Matter of Time." [Cover image by Creativay.]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 174,167 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 7/7/2013 - England/Britain, America, Norway, OC
Poison of the Past by WriteWithFeeling reviews
Steve Rogers is trying to get on with his life, but when a girl, bleeding and nearly dead appears behind him, his and his new friends' lives are changed drastically. Never before have there been so many secrets and lies, betrayals and untold stories amongst the group. When new threats start to destroy all they've created, they find themselves discovering the true meaning of life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,600 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 1,209 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Hermione G., Captain America/Steve R.
False Face by dozefallsdownthestairs reviews
Arthur Kirkland feels that fate must be set against him when he falls for handsome culinary student Alfred Jones. Arthur doesn't eat because he's not hungry. It's not complicated. Little does he realize, amongst the pink frosting and mashed potatoes, that it's never been about the food. AU USUK anorexic!Arthur and chef!Alfred
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,610 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 10/31/2014 - England/Britain, America
Crestfallen by Lionna reviews
When Harry lands on Asgard, he doesn't expect to be besieged almost immediately by two gods and a giant wolf. But he's always been the adaptable sort. (No pairing.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,077 - Reviews: 3795 - Favs: 6,384 - Follows: 8,309 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Harry P., Thor
HetaPotter: Chamber of Secrets by Sapphire7777 reviews
Britain is once again practicing his magic in his basement, but a rogue spell seems to have to have no affect other than making the lights flicker. What he doesn't know is that his spell has turned America and Canada back into 12-year-olds with no memory of being countries. They're sent to Hogwarts with Harry Potter when the legendary Chamber of Secrets is opened.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,300 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Harry P., Canada, America, S. Italy/Romano
The Ravensdale Ghost by A. Beaumont reviews
Sherlock Holmes finds himself cast in the role of a reluctant ghost hunter when an associate of Mycroft's is discovered mysteriously drowned... In the fifth-floor study of a haunted mansion. Sherlock's sense of logic is pushed to its limits as he, John and Molly fight to solve the case before the Ravensdale curse reaches them. Rated M for intense Sherlolly in later chapters :
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,105 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper, John W.
An Army of One by smoss reviews
He was just looking for a place to hide from everything; however Harry Potter finds himself in another galaxy and his adventure is just starting.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,216 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 2,014 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Padmé Amidala, Harry P., E. Palpatine
Wonderland by 95Echelon reviews
They pretended it could last forever.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
The Case of England by Piyo13 reviews
Sherlock is bored, until John forces him to read the paper. There, he reads of the death of government official Arthur Kirkland. The problem is, Kirkland is downstairs in Speedy's, eating breakfast. Now England's biggest secret is at stake...
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,869 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 3/5/2012 - England/Britain, Sherlock H.
The Potter of the Ages by Anera527 reviews
Voldemort tries to rid the world of the Boy Who Lived after capturing and torturing him. He goes to the Ministry of Magic, to the archway, and there condemns him to death. But Harry Potter doesn't find himself in the Afterlife- he instead finds himself on the planet Coruscant. Harry Potter/Star Wars crossover. AU after OotP and New Jedi Order. Not a slash story!
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,734 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Luke S., Harry P.
In the House of the Rising Bun by imissmaeberry reviews
AU Between Dean running the shop full-time and Sam helping out whenever he isn't in class, there really isn't a whole lot of time for romance for either of them. But that all changes when they gain a new regular - some writer from London - who may or may not have the bluest eyes Dean's ever seen.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,320 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Harry Potter and the patients of Arkham by Chibi-Chan71 reviews
To be rid of Harry, Vernon tosses him in an insane Asylum in Gotham. This is the story of Harry's struggle within it's walls and his life with the other 'Inmates' of Arkham. Dark fic. Joker/Harley Harry/OC? Ivy, Crane, Croc, and other villains as well.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,951 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P., Joker
Courageous Idiot by QueenBlueLake reviews
Steve couldn't shake the feeling he had seen this loud, wheat blonde man before. And that there was an important reason why he should remember him.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,486 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 3/4/2012 - America, Steve R./Capt. America
Harry Potter and the Devilishly Handsome Doctor by moosesquirrelkittenandking reviews
When the Healers at St. Mungo's fail, Dumbledore searches all avenues to cure Harry... and one of those avenues is our favorite diagnostician. Secrets are revealed, lives are changed, and House is given his most important case yet. Completed 7/28/2014.
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,618 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Sirius B., Regulus B., G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
At the Edge of the Ocean by FazzyGrl.22 reviews
I played with the young dark-haired girl when I woke in the morning. I played with the young dark-haired girl. I played when we woke and when the sails were unfurled. I played with the young dark-haired girl...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 123,594 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 4/22/2012 - [Seychelles, England/Britain]
It Only Takes A Drop of Blood by Lady Gallatea Ravenclaw reviews
Sometimes, there are harder things than a psychopathic Dark Lord that a teenage wizard can face. Things like dying. Post GOF. Sick!Harry; Canon pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 76,528 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Harry P.
Caught Between Worlds by Leanora reviews
A witch accidentally stumbles into Narnia. What will happen when she meets the Pensieve children? How will her experiences affect her back at school and in the Wizarding World?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 55,664 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 10/29/2009 - OC, Edmund Pevensie
Hogwarts, Axis Powers by Cherryappleblossom9201 reviews
Worried about the troubles the magical world is now facing, Britain sends America, Italy, and Germany to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to make sure Harry Potter doesn't get into any more trouble. Set in Chamber of Secrets. AU to Harry Potter Universe. No Yaoi. Human names used.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,303 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 3/19/2013
Harry Potter and the Man of Britannia by DeiDeiArtistic reviews
England, being bored of National life, sends a letter to Dumbledore to work at Hogwarts. However, having neglected both his magic community and the Ministry of Magic for so long, England finds himself bewildered by the "recent" changes. However, can he teach at Hogwarts while secretly being investigated by almost everyone around him? Who, or what, is Arthur Kirkland?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 82,947 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., England/Britain, America
From Perdition by Tashilover reviews
Something is wrong with Obi-Wan. He's hearing voices, having strange dreams, and he thinks he's being followed by a man with blue eyes. And yet, something about it all feels very familiar, very old.
Crossover - Star Wars & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,066 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Dean W.
Letters by Marion Hood reviews
The summer before Hogwarts, Hermione Granger makes an unusual friend in America. And of course there's only one way for the son of a hunter and a witch to keep in touch.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,522 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Hermione G., Sam W. - Complete
Another Professor Snape by Leanora reviews
Unbeknownst to almost everyone, Severus Snape had a sister. But what will happen when she comes to teach at Hogwarts? How will she affect the lives of the students, whether it be academically, or otherwise?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 53,002 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 1/17/2010 - OC, Severus S.
Slippery People by a-storage reviews
A partnership between the Master of Fear and the God of Mischief becomes beneficial for both as Loki plots revenge against the Avengers. Set postTDK and TA. Complete.
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,125 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 2/22/2013 - J. Crane, Loki - Complete
New Friends New Enemies by Don't Call Me Kitty-Kat reviews
Harry Potter's 5th year at Hogwarts, and there is an evil new DADA teacher. Dumbledore suspects even more dangers, so calls in some help from old friends-the Jedi. Anakin Skywalker,Ahsoka Tano,Captain Rex and some others join out heroes in their 5th year.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,177 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
A Nation's Sanity by TheSapphireRainAlchemist reviews
Sequel to The Nations and the Secrets. France, America, Canada and England all go back to school, Russia wants to come back and teach to stay away from Belarus, and China and Japan get dragged into it. But with the Dementors around, can they keep their sanity? Rated T because it's Hetalia, and still no Romance, I can't write romance to save my life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 62,818 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Harry P., England/Britain
Avatar: Of Legends and Shadows by HidingFromTheSpotlight reviews
It's modern day Britain and the world has almost completely forgotten about bending, magic, and the Avatar. Those who do remember are either trying to wipe out any trace of what the world once was, or trying to save it. All benders practise in secret, hiding from the world. But there is no one in this world more hidden than the Avatar, a man named Sherlock Holmes.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,860 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Aang, Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H.
Witchester by Marion Hood reviews
Hermione discovers a family she never even knew about. But there isn't a length she won't go to to keep them safe. Accompanying fic to "Heels"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,318 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 82 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Hermione G., Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Hogwarts and The World by Sunfire7845 reviews
England is summoned to Hogwarts to teach temporarily, but can he conceal his identity from the prying eyes of the students and teachers there? And then there's the looming trouble of Voldemort and the Ministry of Magic as well. Set in the 5th year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,197 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 10/23/2011 - England/Britain
The Hyoid Murders by Eat Love Write reviews
Serial killers are known to take trophies, it seems a normal trait. This particular killer has a fetish with a paricular bone. The hyoid bone. After murdering several people in the United States, one of them being a marine, the killer moves onto London. Two seperate sets of people are drawn to the case. Can you guess who?
Crossover - NCIS & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,832 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Sherlock H.
Nancy Drew And The Case Of The Bubotuber Pus by oddment1 reviews
Someone sent a envelope of Bubotuber Pus. Who did it? Nancy Drew is on the case.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,847 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Hermione G., Bess M. - Complete
Red by PlanetOfTheWeepingWillow reviews
Prussia is sick, sick to the very bones, and is visited by his brother who wishes to right all the wrongs. Just in time too. A one-shot. (more info inside)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Exceeding Expectations by epicfrenchfry reviews
As a precaution against Ministry involvement, Albus Dumbledore has written to England, asking for him and a group of his fellow nations to attend Hogwarts under the pretense of them being involved in a student exchange program. Only problem is, Harry and gang are getting suspicious. Pairings inside. Rated for slight language and mild violence. I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER OR HETALIA
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,817 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Harry P., England/Britain
What Really Happened on Christmas and Easter by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
The Doctor says he knows what happened. He is lying.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Complete
Little One by Demigirl17 reviews
Sherlock never wanted a padawan, but he accepts John after the council practically forces him. Sherlock may have not wanted him in the beginning, but he'll be damned if anyone takes that little one away from him. Not the council, not the Dark Acolyte, not hell itself. (Prequel and Sequel are up)
Crossover - Star Wars & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 94,269 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Golden Flock by Super Smash Sis Brawlers reviews
The Golden Trio is part of the Flock with their own unique mutations. Join them on thier journey when they go to Hogwarts learning about magic while at the same time trying to defeat Voldy,Itex, and don't forget saving the world!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,727 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W., Max, Fang
Call to the Post by Kashoku1 reviews
When Castiel Novak's sister Anna suddenly dies and leaves him her farm, he finds himself picking up his life and working to keep her dream of the Kentucky Derby alive. Along the way, with help from down-on-his-luck horse trainer Dean Winchester, he starts to realize that some things are worth facing impossible odds for; including winning the Triple Crown with a filly.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,680 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
He Doesn't Sleep by betawho reviews
His Companions thought they knew what his life was like, always running, always on the go, never sleeping. Always hectic. But there were parts of his life his Companions never saw...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2013 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Peeves meets his match by Mr.SillyMan reviews
As Filch gets sick of Peeves, a Student from America tells him about his salvation from the poltergeist Also on HarryPotterFanFiction
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ghostbusters - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,169 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Impossible Perfection by Sapphire Gray Black reviews
Hermione was always under so much pressure. Pressure to be perfect. After everything she has been through, she is tired of living up to everybody's expectations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Hermione G.
Pretty Little Spells by CescaPanza reviews
I'M STILL HERE WITCHES AND I KNOW EVERYTHING-A Even in Hogwarts, the liars can't stay out of trouble. Aria's dying for a personal extracurricular with the Potions master; Hanna's kissing the enemy. Spencer will to do anything to ace her exams and get cosy with Potter, only Ginny isn't liking the idea; Emily wants to share a broom with her roommate. Poor liars, should've been nice.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pretty Little Liars series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,539 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012
Graveyard Visitor (Crossover Version) by ImagineThis22 reviews
Joan goes to pay her respects and meets a mysterious man. They come to realize that they may have more in common than they think. Just one question...who is he? I don't own Joan, Sherlock, or the mysterious man. *PLEASE READ*
Crossover - Sherlock & Elementary - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,789 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Joan W. - Complete
Thirteen Reasons Why by MissBecca reviews
My name is...was Harry Potter. I died because of you. Thirteen People, thirteen reasons, and a best friend who will never see people the same again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
The Sky is Falling by xXfireXflyXx reviews
To atone for his sins, Loki is sent back to Earth, powerless, in order to learn to appreciate the human race. Max, a small town grad student, has finally decided to kick her worthless roommate out, and needs another one to afford her apartment. Awful part-time jobs, college weirdness, and obscure feelings ensue during the God of Mischief's quest to gain his powers back.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 320,069 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Loki - Complete
Hetalia and the Goblet of Fire by The Hero15 reviews
England and two other countries are sent to Hogwarts to watch over the Triwizard tournament, but trouble is in the air when one of the countries is chosen to compete in the competition and suddenly one of them goes missing. How will England manage to get by with the stupid frog and America by his side? And will he manage to keep his secret from the prying eyes of a certain witch?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 24,088 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - England/Britain, America, France, China
Hard Road by Aleisha Potter reviews
Dean discovers a few truths about himself when he and Cas are forced to go undercover on a hunt to the very last place Dean ever thought he'd find himself: a gay resort, called "Last Hope", geared towards failing homosexual relationships.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,080 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,972 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Matter of Time by cultureandseptember reviews
The threads will unravel. (Slow-building, serious take on the "OC dropped into Hetalia" trope. Historical. No pairings.) [Credit to Creativay for cover art.] COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 202,682 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - England/Britain, America, Egypt, OC - Complete
When Worlds Collide by elfinblue reviews
When a kidnapped Tony DiNozzo is rescued by legendary - and supposedly dead - serial killers Dean and Sam Winchester, the NCIS team takes over the Winchester investigation. What they find is a file filled with contradictions and impossibilities. This is an attempt to cross these shows but keep both in canon. No slash. No pairings.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,980 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Complete
Far Longer Than Forever by Fire Bear1 reviews
When Albus and Rose look for a compartment on the Hogwarts Express, the find a mostly empty one. There is only one other person in it and his name is Mr. Kirkland...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Albus S. P., Rose W., Scorpius M., England/Britain - Complete
A Colder Shade of Pale by atippleofyourtears reviews
When children in the town of Burgess are found frozen to death in their beds, the Winchesters go on the hunt for the creature responsible. Local lore tells of Burgess being the origin place of the winter spirit known as Jack Frost, and thinking he's the killer, the boys set out to put Jack down for his final rest. Jack, however, has other plans...
Crossover - Supernatural & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,026 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Jack Frost, Jamie - Complete
A Case of Frost by seldomselcouth reviews
The town of Burgess is plagued with strange happenings. Unusual murders, monsters, and playground rumours. Of course it would attract the attention of the Hunters and Legend alike.
Crossover - Supernatural & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,303 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Complete
The Four Faces of America by AlucardLovesSteakCakes reviews
America is often considered by the other nations as a childish idiot obsessed with being a hero, but when England receives a phone call from a sobbing Alfred- they might just be proved wrong when it turns out that America isn't just one person...but four. Which one is the real America...and which ones are the fakes? M for gore, psychological/sensitive themes and language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 28,685 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
What I Desire Most by doubleox515 reviews
"He was running - faster than ever before. The smell of death was overwhelming and the fresh tears of mourning continued to course down his cheeks... he noticed another object: a large towering mirror with a golden frame and clawed feet..." Based on HetaOni. Rated M for Romano's colourful language and mild violence. EDIT: ON HIATUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,061 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013
The Curious Case of the Two Detectives by letyoursoul reviews
Sherlock Holmes is in hiding, and bored. Nancy Drew is called to London by a family friend to help with a cold case. But a bigger plot is bringing them together. [collab work by letyoursoul and constantmediocracy on tumblr]
Crossover - Nancy Drew series & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,491 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Sherlock H.
A Part of Your History You'll Never Remember by Ellenyx reviews
Ellenyx is new to Hogwarts. After being placed in Slytherin she becomes severely bullied and the only person she feels safe around is the one person people fear the most at Hogwarts. Professor Snape. Starts off During the 3rd book. First fanfic. Pls RVU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,132 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 8/11/2011 - OC, Severus S.
Alice In Hogwarts by whynotsocks000 reviews
What happens if Alice is sent to Hogwarts? Find out yourself. Rated T to make me feel better. I started when I was bad at writing, but stick with the bad stuff until you get to chapter three, it get's better. I promise. Dark themes, though. I own none of this. Alice is insane in this fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Harry P., Alice, Cheshire Cat
Hope by Lynse reviews
One-shot following Faith. Jack thought his last visit to Susan before the summer would be a relatively quiet one. He didn't count on meeting Bunnymund there again.
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Susan Pevensie, Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Not Nearly As Young by persephone-hunt reviews
Driven by worry, since a known dark wizard has escaped from Azkaban, and a secret wish to escape his life as a nation, Arthur Kirkland decides to become Hogwarts' newest professor. ON HIATUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,865 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 10/15/2011 - England/Britain
Hourglass by Ahh I'm On Fire reviews
When the School captures Max as well as multiple nations, it's up to the rest of the countries and the Flock to break them out. But with the scientists getting closer to figuring out just how big of a secret they've captured, will they make it in time?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,267 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Max, Fang, England/Britain, America
Of Light and Balance by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
Massively AU. HP/SW crossover. "The Chosen One of Balance and the Chosen One of Light must unite or darkness shall prevail in both realities." When the Force and old magic unexpectedly combine, it forces two completely different realities to merge altering the future of both realities forever...R&R please CH. 9 posted ON HOLD
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,059 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Burnt Genes by Lord of the Phoenix reviews
Harry is shot by Vernon. Though, the bullets only bruise him. He escapes & is picked up by the X-Men. He befriends three other young mutants before the hidden world of magic wants him back. He heads to Hogwarts angry with this world for the pain they had force upon him! CANCELLED!
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,207 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 1,934 - Follows: 2,409 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 8/14/2008 - [Anna Marie/Rogue, Harry P., Tracey D., Ginny W.]
A fire in silver eyes by midnight13731 reviews
Rivera Woods just wanted to escape. Only, when she was given a chance, it was an escape for her life. A letter changed that. And then, she met Mr. Snape. Rated due to Abuse warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,686 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - OC, Severus S.
Faith by Lynse reviews
Follows Belief. Jack's visits to Susan don't go unnoticed by the other Guardians—or at least not by North.
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,449 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Susan Pevensie, Jack Frost, North - Complete
The Portrait by mrsdalliswinston reviews
The wizarding community has found out about the personified nations, and to honor them, puts up portraits of them. When Arthur's portrait starts developing feelings for a strong willed American witch, what will come of it? Arthur/OC (OC Centric) Rated T for language and probably a little tomfoolery ;D Reviews are very welcome! Enjoy!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,216 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - OC, England/Britain
The Return by alittleinsane963 reviews
Long awaited sequel to "An Unusual Case". Gibbs and co. return to Hogwarts, but what on earth for? And WHAT are they going to do about that abominable toad hanging over their shoulder?
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,025 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012
A Parent's Mistake by main891 reviews
A young Gregory House goes to Hogwarts for his first year. While there a certain potions master discovers a deep secret about Gregory that not even Greg knows himself. First time writing so be kind pleas.
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,229 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Harry P., G. House
The illness of murder by AngelPik reviews
When a man is found to have died of a strange illness, Sherlock's claim that it is murder is doubted. Though he claims that he can prove his theory by examining the body, there is just one minor problem...the body has just been sent to America for a post-mortem investigation.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - G. House, Sherlock H.
Strange Events and Why We Love Them by The Awesome Sugar Sparkles reviews
France has always been proud of Paris and England did not blame him. When he finally got his wish, his own capital personified, he may have recived more than he asked for. 4th year Harry/England centric no slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Harry P., England/Britain
Legends and Countries by RavenExpert reviews
Another chaos came and the Guardians banded together again. However, the key to solve every mystery in the world lies on the nations of the world. Possible OC appearance. Rated T in possible bloody chapters, but K in normal ones.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,138 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - America, Jack Frost
The Anime Menace by The Conquerors reviews
When the countries are kidnapped by the Trade Federation, they unwillingly become involved in the upcoming war for control of the Galaxy while trying to figure out what connection they have to the force. -No yaoi or yuri-
Crossover - Star Wars & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,384 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Qui-Gon J., Germany
Belief by Lynse reviews
Slowly, children all across the world are starting to believe in—and therefore see—Jack Frost. But belief, Jack soon realizes, isn't something only children have. One-shot.
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Susan Pevensie, Jack Frost - Complete
Hogwarts and Camp Half Blood exchange students by lemon-usa-kame-chan reviews
Camp Half-Blood and Hogwarts decide to do a student exchange program. What will happen to the characters we know and love? Honorary sorting, new relationships, and Ponies that sing without pants on. Want to read more?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012
Harry Potter and the Woman in Black by Lovell Luka reviews
Harry has defeated Voldemort, but the persistent fame is a never-ending burden. Now Harry wants to run away from the wizarding world to live a quiet muggle life. But even Muggles have their own burdens and sometimes it pays to be a wizard. And old foes are thrown into the mix, not to mention a deadly secret. Can Harry survive? Warning: Spoilers. Rating may go up. R&R please.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Woman in Black - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,790 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Harry P.
Mr Jones by AnimeGirl 144 reviews
Alfred F. Jones, a stranger who reveals he is suffering from amnesia, joins the Avengers after helping them stop the Serpant's Society's attack on New York. The team begins to wonder what makes him so special. And Nick Fury isn't pleased to see that Alfred has little information on him. What's his secret?
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,602 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012 - America, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The People Left Behind by TheFaultIsInOurselves reviews
A month after Sherlock's suicide, a young woman moves in downstairs. (Eventual Sherlock/OC)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,881 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Complete
Demigods in a school that regards a hog's warts by TheCursedOne reviews
READ! Hades is mad. There's just a stubborn mortal that won't accept death. His name is Tom Riddle. He's a deadly wizard that has killed... and more. Nico, Percy and Annabeth go to a wizarding school with the name of Hogwarts-Yes, I'm serious. No, I did not say that with a straight face-, and they must pose as magical folk. but there's one big problem... they have to wear ROBES!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,256 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012
The Dark Demigod by Dorkzilla reviews
Percy Jackson is finally moving out, and Annabeth is going along for the ride. The destination? Gotham City. Percy's uncle Bruce Wayne is willing to provide a room in his penthouse. But what happens when Percy sees what goes on in Gotham at night-when his uncle dons the cape and cowl- and a demigod with a mysterious past comes to town? Currently being re-written.
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,267 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012
Team Bonding by AnimeGirl 144 reviews
Finished. Companion piece to Mr. Jones. Between Chapter 3 and 4, come check out a moment with each of the members with Alfred, leading to team bonding and friendship. Chapter Six: Thor
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,615 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - America, Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Of Four and One by LCAAS reviews
Lucy does not need to believe in Jack Frost. She simply knows how to look for Magic.
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Lucy Pevensie, Jack Frost - Complete
Titles by SirenAlpha reviews
Arthur has been many things in his life. The most famous including knight and pirate. Unfortunately, he can't decide if he'd rather be called Sir or Captain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 7/1/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Spying for the Order of the Phoenix by Sapphire Gray Black reviews
Severus Snape, spy for the Order of the Phoenix, refuses to appear vulnerable to anyone. What happens when he arrives late to an Order meeting right after a Death Eater meeting?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Severus S. - Complete
England Joins The War by pupeez4eva reviews
England goes to Hogwarts to teach History of Magic. Meanwhile, America is certain that Russia is planning on starting World War III.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,448 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - England/Britain
Luna Lovegood's Twelve Reasons Why by LesMisLover88 reviews
Luna Lovegood has recently killed herself. Harry Potter receives a tape recorder and a box of tapes explaining why she did so. Luna/Harry. Based on Jay Asher's Thirteen Reasons Why. Rated M, just in case. NOW COMPLETE! Trigger warning: Depression, rape, suicide, bullying
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,531 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Mystical Jedi by Traban16 reviews
After Voldemort's assault on Godric Hollow, Grand Master Yoda provides baby Harry Potter with safety and training to take on his destiny later while FAR away from the reach of Voldemort and his Death Eaters. Years later, as a Jedi, Harry must return to his homeworld, but senses a great darkness on the rise for the galaxy as a whole. However, will he even want to help against it...?
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,811 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Harry P.
Posthumous by Juliabohemian reviews
During his brief tenure as headmaster, Snape kept a diary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Severus S., Albus D.
Kazza and the philosopher's stone by Da-Von 09 reviews
The Potters had twins and when Voldemort attacked the Potters, Voldemort tried to kill Harry, he is sent to the world of the Avatar and learns bending. On Harry's 11th birthday Fawkes gives Harry his acceptance letter to Hogwarts. How will Hogwarts deal with its first bender?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 136 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Harry P.
The Legends of Sirens and Mermaids by xXKrimsonRoseXx reviews
Sirens and Mermaids are very strong types of mythical creatures. They just so happen to detest eachother. The Mermaids help the light while the Sirens help the dark. This story just so happens to be about a Sirens. Read and found out about what this Siren's place is in the war. No flames please! Light bashing and Dark win. ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Severus S.
Snape's Daughter: Even if it Breaks your Heart by Time-Travel Idiot reviews
After Snape's wife, Amelia, is killed by Death-Eaters as a message to Snape. Snape takes his daughter to the Potters, in hopes they will take her in. Sure enough they do however events happen and Lily and James are killed. Severus takes his daughter to an old friend(Clint Barton) to be raised still not wanting to risk his daughter's life even if Voldemort is supposedly gone 1stbook
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,938 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Complete
A Much To Do About Weddings by Vampire.Searcher reviews
Hermione and Severus are invited to a wedding neither of them really want to be at. A One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the QuadWizard Tournament by ThunderNinjaBird reviews
America joins the tri-wizard tournament...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,824 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Harry P., OC
Always by Elixirs reviews
The Doctor finally reunites with Rose Tyler but in a very awkward situation in which Rose is no longer the innocent girl the Doctor once knew. Loosely based from the series 'Secret Diary of a Call Girl'. ONESHOT
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,116 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/15/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Unsinkable by Alter Ego21 reviews
Time Travel Fic. Harry and Snape accidently get sent back to 1912. Their time turner is broken and the only way they can get another one, is to board an "Unsinkable Ship" set for America.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,269 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Severus S., Harry P.
Whose Prince? by Vampire.Searcher reviews
Whilst in the library late at night Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy happen to come across Madam Pince and Severus Snape talking, secrets come to light. A one shot Please read it's more interesting then the summary :
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Afterimage by Skettimon reviews
The first thing she noticed about him was his hair, in fact. It was long, stringy and greasy looking. The second thing she noticed was that he wasn't really there-he was sort of see through. A ghost. Rated M for later chapters and rated M for a reason! NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,141 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Lily Luna P., Severus S. - Complete
The Lost Key by Alice V reviews
A key's been stolen, a hidden eye is wanted by all and some bloodthirsty monsters invade a certain castle... The laws are broken everywhere, and the wizards end up seeing themselves in the middle of a chaos they never suspected that could exist.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,561 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Nico A. - Complete
Back in Time: Revised July 2012 by etherian reviews
THIS IS REVISED! I have made edits, corrections & fixed all the messed up timelines. SUMMARY: Detention turns into disaster as Snape, Hermione, Draco, Harry and Ron are tossed 96 years into their past. Canon up to PoA, AU after. NEW EPILOGUE! COMPLETE! Orig. Published: 4/9/2008 and finished 2/7/2009.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 91 - Words: 318,528 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Severus S. - Complete
Another Fate by The Kryss reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, and Pansy visit Narnia for their second adventure in which they meet the Pevensies again along with Prince Caspian, a prince forced to flee his homeland. Narnia and Telmar are in the wake of war, one that only Aslan can win.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,317 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 10/28/2010
The Plan by Amy Kristell reviews
Voldemort has a plan which has brought Hermione to Panem. There, Hermione will face danger and create new friends in the midst of a bloody battle while trying to uncover the plot which has brought her there in the first place.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,204 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Hermione G.
A Raven's Story by worrywart reviews
What does it take to learn to be a friend? Hermione opens a letter from a certain snarky professor and the rest of their lives will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,156 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Guarding His Life by Aileen Autarkeia reviews
Harry was abused for most of his childhood. At six and near death, he sees his guardian angel, who gives him three helpful warnings. Follow Harry and his angel through Hogwarts with twists that will turn his world upside down...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 26,938 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Extraordinary Hunger Games by Anan Nikoleta reviews
Avengers, X-Men, Fantastic 4, Harry Potter and HG cross-over. Loki was curious as to know which of the Avengers would win if they were in the Hunger Games. He had planned to put the Avengers – and ONLY the Avengers – in the arena but things completely went out of hand when he met Tom Riddle... . Longer summary inside
Crossover - Hunger Games & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,276 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Loki
It's Never Lupus by IAmTheWinterSoldier reviews
"It's never Lupus," House always says. What happens when he is wrong? SHIELD brings in an agent, whose case has House's team frantically trying to diagnose the dying patient. Rated T for safety.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,747 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - R. Chase, Hawkeye/Clint B.
Believing in Heroes by Stargazer Nataku reviews
"His own smiling, saluting face covered in blood mocked him in his mind's eye, his hand clenched around the drink which would never make him drunk and he listened to the others talk about Agent Phillip J. Coulson, slowly at first but more quickly and animatedly as the bourbon settled in and loosened their tongues." Captain America attempts to understand.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,263 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Prince of Death by The Potters of the Future reviews
Harry father isn't James. Well then who is it? How will Hogwarts react to Hades' son? Nice! Petunia.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 42 - Words: 125,608 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 2,463 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Harry P., Hades - Complete
Harry Pevensie, Prince of Narnia by Wingdance reviews
Harry was taken in as a baby by Susan Pevensie, Queen of Narnia. Now, at eleven years old, it is time for him to begin attending Hogwarts. Gen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,269 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Harry P., Edmund Pevensie
Condition by NatsNeko reviews
Schizophrenia: Psychotic disorders characterized by progressive deterioration of the personality, withdrawal from reality, hallucinations, delusions, social apathy, or emotional instability. Oneshot; no pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Don't Look Back by Jaders2007 reviews
When the two loneliest people are forced to come together they will go through pain, loss, tears, and most importantly love. In turn, they both learn that You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see, but you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel. They learn that you Don't Look Back at the past because it may take away everything you have.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Adventure of Seeing AVPM by charmed-star11 reviews
Some of our most hated and loved characters are sent to an alternate dimension where they watch the Muggle sensation...AVPM. Follow them in discoveries, new friendships, and true love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,579 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
October by BeMyHeroSeverus reviews
A forest that ended it all, will also begin it all for Zinnia. The Dark Stranger has come and took the breath out of her. He has secrets, she had screts. Could they hurt each other? Or bring them closer together? Post Hogwarts Battle, part of FanFic-Aholics-Gift-Exchanged (FAGE)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,574 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Severus S., OC - Complete
England's Narnia by Marie1000 reviews
Although the Pevensies are back in England Lucy isn't willing to give up on magic. She continues her search for it and eventually finds Hogwarts. starts marauders-era, but mostly PoA. long waits between updates! manipulative?Dumbledore ON HIATUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,464 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Severus S., Lucy Pevensie
An Ordinary Pocketwatch by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Most people tend to assume that John Watson is unremarkable and ordinary. Except that he isn't, not really. Doctor Who crossover. Complete.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 114 - Published: 5/28/2012 - John W. - Complete
Human Curiosity by Super Sister reviews
... It takes the biscuit, kills the cat and leaves the nations broken. (being edited)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 89,023 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Dyne of Understanding by Nikoru-chan reviews
Thor's been trying to understand Loki for years. Tony's much faster than that. Post movie.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 102 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
Sea Legends by SirenAlpha reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow was expecting an easy looting. Captain Arthur Kirkland doesn't intend to let that happen.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,165 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, England/Britain - Complete
The New Professor by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
Honestly, he ONLY took the job since he owed Dumbledore one. Now he has to balance out teaching these bratty kids AND keeping his identity as a nation a secret. Easier said then done... Harry Potter x Hetalia drabbles
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 7,668 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Harry P., England/Britain
A Way Out by Verdreht reviews
Tony said there was always a way out, and it gets Steve thinking. When Tony happens upon him one morning in an unexpected place, it might be time to clear some things up. one-shot can be seen as pre-slash Steve/Tony
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
You remind me of someone by fact-and-fiction reviews
It was a normal day at camp until four centaurs carrying a certain Golden trio and an unconscious death eater appears. Annabeth wasn't ready for this, especially since Percy's still missing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,697 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Draco M., Annabeth C.
Aeternum Flore by enthymema reviews
Hermione has a secret, a secret that has kept her separated from the whole world, one she intends to never let out. But one fateful encounter sets things in motion bringing back memories, family, and old curses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Oleander by Hamilcar reviews
All Petunia had ever wanted was to be considered special, like her sister Lily was - and Magneto's Brotherhood considered her very special indeed.
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,774 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Lorna D./Polaris, Petunia D.
What of England? by SirenAlpha reviews
A man reminds the Pevensie children that there is still something of interest to them in their home town. Twoshot now.
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Lucy Pevensie, England/Britain - Complete
Eye Of The Storm by DZ2 reviews
Answer to YugiohFreak54's Challenge: Losing Sirius hit Harry hard; so hard that he attempts to run away, but is stopped by a summons to his destiny: a summons from Gringotts and DARTH REVAN; now commanding the Force, can Harry get some answers? H/Hr
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 121,424 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Revan - Complete
50 ways to annoy Snape by InsanelyWitchyMango reviews
None other than the title, ways to annoy the greasy haired git who has the temper of a gryff, brains of a rave, loyal like a huff, cunning like a slyth
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
Always Here by Gazlover12-Canada reviews
Five year old Harry runs into a strange man with straw colored hair and forest green eyes. Something is peculiar about this man, and it leaves Harry to ponder. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,573 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Harry P., England/Britain - Complete
The Human Cure by KerryMuggle reviews
Years after the war and living a new life, Hermione is being followed by a professor thought to be dead. She may be the only way he can be cured...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,486 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Black Sheep by Dizzo reviews
The Winchester boys venture to London, England where they come up against one of the ancient city's most infamous sons.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,218 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
With Brothers Like These by Catching Tomorrow reviews
The life and times of the four constituent countries living in the small, rainswept and awesome house known as United Kingdom.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,416 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - England/Britain, Scotland
Albion, She Said by Alistine reviews
For almost a thousand years, the Doctor has traveled the whole of space and time. And for all of that time, he has continuously returned to one place, one Nation: England.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,658 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/18/2012 - 11th Doctor, England/Britain - Complete
Rules for Being a Horror Movie Character by Hobbit4Lyfe reviews
The title is self-explanatory. Let me know if there's a rule you think should be added. If so, please GIVE EXAMPLES. Please review.
Crossover - Misc. Movies & Psycho - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Complete
Presidential Initiation by Car reviews
The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,845 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - America - Complete
Bats Don't Use Magic by MermaidGirl34 reviews
Batman despises magic. But when Catwoman escapes to London and steals a magical cat statue, he is forced to confront it...and a prison sentence in a certain school of Witchcraft and Wizardry! Batman's in for a wild ride...but will he become too attached?
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,568 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Harry P.
Liminal by Cybrokat reviews
Severus Snape keeps running into a student playing piano. Why does he stop to listen, and how does she respond when she is asked to invite him when she plays? And what about Voldemort? Here there be fluff, romance, drama, and angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 227,081 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Madness Returns Harry Potter Crossover by thraxbaby reviews
Alice Liddell finds out she's really a witch. Can magic help heal her memories and reclaim her mind? Who will help her? **!SPOILERS INSIDE!**
Crossover - Harry Potter & American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,273 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Severus S., Alice
Don't Think, Just Do It Year 2 by I am the Girl Who Lived reviews
Sequel to Don't think just do it.The flock and Trio are back for they're second year at Hogwarts and strange things are happening. Max is getting scared so she starts writing in a small black diary she found in her bag. What will happen? Plz Review!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,228 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Harry P., Max - Complete
Of Great Minds and Tea by Yukirei reviews
"You may recall," Sherlock said to John, "that I had mentioned having very few friends during my brief stint at university. This man was one of them," He gestured to Charles. "Charles Xavier."
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 102 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Sherlock H.
Dissolved by SirenAlpha reviews
Prussia was not expecting his visitor. Nor was he expecting the news he brought of his impending dissolution. Post-WWII
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Prussia, England/Britain - Complete
Curiouser & Curiouser by Little Patch of Heaven reviews
.De-anon from Kink Meme. To a stubborn and lost little girl, the Cat once said, "We're all mad here." And oh, how true that was. OC Wonderland. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/14/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
It Never Ends by Konsui's Little Brother reviews
Canada didn't think it would be different from his own country, despite the fact that he had been a student at Hogwarts twice in the past. Still, he'd hoped he would be remembered. Especially since he was only there because England had messed up again.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Draco M., Canada
Reading to Change the Future by snowynz reviews
The HP characters read the last 3 books! There probably wont be any new characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,115 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011
Don't think, just do it by I am the Girl Who Lived reviews
Max Fang and Iggy go to Hogwarts and meet Harry Ron and Hermione They all become friends and get involved in things they should have left alone What will happen? You'll have to read to find out 1st fanfic nd i suck at summarys so please read it!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,914 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Harry P., Max - Complete
Seven Sins by Happymood reviews
Nations are humans. It is in the human nature to sin. Seven drabbles. Various pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
Broken Future by Rae666 reviews
With a new serial killer roaming the streets of London, Sherlock, with John by his side, finds himself going up against his greatest foe yet... himself.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,910 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Rightful King by RPM Shadow reviews
Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Ginny are magically transported to Narnia. They find themselves helping Prince Caspian, and the Pevensie children take back Narnia.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,726 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Hermione G., Peter Pevensie - Complete
Luke Skywalker and the Goblet of Fire by AllGenres reviews
Ben Kenobi may be dead.. but he had left Luke a unexpected task to fulfil, sending him to find a certain Harry Potter. It's Harry's fourth year and the Triwizard Tournament's taking place.. what could this lead to? Set straight after a New Hope
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,738 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Luke S.
Soldier by Explodingsushi15 reviews
Soldiers work for their countries and are considered heroes...but sometimes, being a soldier costs you your loved one...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Complete
I am not the one who will cry by ButterFish reviews
Alfred becomes a volunteer and has to do some cleaning at Arthur Kirkland's house. The guy is ill and needs help; but he's incredibly rude! But as Alfred gets closer to him, he learns to like the man. But is it good falling for someone who is dying? -USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,113 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 84 - Published: 7/29/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
New Girl by Vampiregirl811 reviews
Trixie Rayner is a new girl at Hogwarts.AU Snape/. What happens when Snape finds out a dark secret about Trixie's parents? How will Snape react when something terrible happens to Trixie?Rated M for language, murder scenes, rape NOT DESCRIBED DONT WORRY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,036 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Lunar Rumble by Quicquidlibet reviews
Battles are being waged. The cats must ally themselves with wizards. To do so, four must become human for a short while. One must become a cat - for life. After SotM and AU to OotP. Pairing: Jayfeather/Half Moon. Kinda strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Luna L., Jayfeather
Hungary And The Dreadful First Task by DaughterofDemeter123 reviews
Hungary spends a lovely afternoon watching the triwizard competition. One-shot, rated T for Hungary's frying pan
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Hungary - Complete
A Story of Franz Liszt aka the Black Aura by The Fictionist Aura reviews
Running his fingers through his hair, Franz Liszt glared at the hideous device that humani call a cell phone. Of course, that wasn't his name this century. He had picked a unique name, Severus Snape.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Severus S., Nicollo M. - Complete
Chronicles of Hetalia by pococo reviews
Drabbles, oneshots, ect of the country known as Narnia. Prompt 3: Guilt. And even till this day, the guilt of what he, Telmar, did to his wife and son still haunts him.
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011
The Hans Gruber Story: SVU by Templar's Creed reviews
Die Hard/SVU Hans Gruber has no memory of who he is. He is arrested and meets the beautiful Detective Benson. But when she figures out that he is a victim of abuse, can she and her team catch the abusers? Sequal to Who Am I. COMPLETE.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 43,300 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - O. Benson - Complete
Eagle Smiles by Dontmezwitme reviews
Sequel to Raven Tears, by popular demand.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/19/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Dark Alliances by EvFan5282 reviews
Desperate to get rid of Zoey for good, Neferet takes the House of Night to live in Hogwarts for a while. Little does Zoey know that Neferet is planning to have an alliance with Voldemort to kill Zoey, Stevie Rae, Harry Potter, and their friends.
Crossover - Harry Potter & House of Night - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,347 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Zoey R.
Two Doctors, A Nurse, A Detective and A Scot by TheShoelessOne reviews
Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 104 - Published: 5/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Skinny Love by SophieClayton16 reviews
Lily Snape has just witnessed the death of her mother. Now alone and only 16, she is to move to Hogwarts to reluctantly live with her father. Rated M for very dark events.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
A Comprehensive Guide to Drunk England by Keys2theKingdom reviews
...and the consequences thereof. Slight USUK, a bit explicit. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
The Curious Case of Uncle House by TheSleepingDragons2144 reviews
HPXHouse crossover. When an outbreak hits both Muggles and magic folk alike in London, Ginny calls upon her mentor to help solve the case, where new mysteries begin to unfold.
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,602 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Ginny W., G. House
Living Conditions by SweetChi reviews
The apocalypse is over, the world is safe and Dawn's looking forward to her first year at Stanford. Unfortunately, Buffy is having trouble letting go, prompting Dawn to seek a distraction for her overprotective sister to focus on. Enter Sam Winchester.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,948 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Buffy S., Sam W. - Complete
The Little Things by Lily Winterwood reviews
Various BHL-verse drabbles/vignettes/what-have-you. Spoilers for Blurring House Lines and Nil Desperandum, as well as HP/APH canon.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,872 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Harry P., England/Britain
We two as one by PotatoJerk reviews
'And so a circle ever returns unto the self-same spot... an endless arc, going on forever... and as I lay dying... I cannot help but remember... The times we shared... Myself and I... We two as one.' Narnia/England Oneshot or more if reviewed .
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Cerberus by Triangular Prism reviews
Who exactly was that Greek man who sold Hagrid a three-headed dog in a pub? In truth, a harassed entity trying to get a Cerberus pup off his hands…
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Rubeus H., Greece - Complete
What doesn't kill you makes you stranger by Lady Avotil reviews
Harry leads the life of a slave. What will happen when one of Gotham's most infamous villains decides to barge into his life? Can Hogwarts handle a Harry raised by none other than the Joker? Be prepared for madness and insanity.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,983 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Harry P.
Nil Desperandum by Lily Winterwood reviews
Hogwarts is all but a dream now to the Nations, especially for Arthur Kirkland as he faces Voldemort's totalitarian regime. Sequel to Blurring House Lines; follows plotline of Deathly Hallows.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,869 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Harry P., England/Britain - Complete
Granger in Wonderland by HermioneNCompany reviews
Instead of Alice, it's Hermione who is traveling to Wonderland. This is the story of a girl named Hermione who falls down a "rabbit hole" into a fantasy world. *Off with her head!* Based on the newest Alice in Wonderland film plot AU/Not a crossover, technically.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,970 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Hermione G.
Changing Autumn by Yumi-chan-likes-chainsaws reviews
"England, why do leaves fall?" It was some twisted desire. A desire to have you be disappointed in me. I desperately, like anyone, needed your disapproval...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
101 Rules For History Class by Teal Tribbles reviews
A list of rules and regulations for any and all Hetalians to follow in history class. Co-written in a joint account by D12T and Teal Phoenix.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Complete
Blurring House Lines by Lily Winterwood reviews
Accepted into Hogwarts and Sorted into Slytherin House, Arthur Kirkland must prove to the rest of the school that not all Slytherins are evil while coming to grips with the fact that he is much more than an ordinary wizard.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 149,872 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Harry P., England/Britain - Complete
Lithium pt1 by KageMori reviews
1st instalment of the lithium series. Full summary inside! Hermione is invited to a party where she meets the joker. the two quickly become obsessed with on another.HP/DK xover. Joker/Hermione. R&R please!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,695 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Hermione G., Joker
This is Not Convenient by cloudyjenn reviews
If Castiel doesn't find a mate soon, the council will assign him one. And Dean's not about to let that happen. Dean/Castiel slash
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,022 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 2,580 - Follows: 262 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Different Fate by The Kryss reviews
When Harry, Ron, and Hermione try escaping from Draco and his gang, they find the magical world of Narnia, wardrobe style.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,791 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
Raven Tears by Dontmezwitme reviews
The story of the North American twins...and their mother.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,704 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
From Child to Hero by WhimsicalShmoo reviews
A Hetalia-fied History of the good old US of A. Various implied pairings, maybe. We'll see where this goes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 73 - Words: 92,632 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - America
The Project Planner by teshara reviews
When Dr. Sheldon Cooper is asked to help on a secret project he's in for more than a few surprises.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 150 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Hermione G., Sheldon C. - Complete
Moon Fire by Snapegirlkmf reviews
A guilt-stricken Harry finds solace with a mysterious black stallion, never dreaming it's the Animagus form of Severus Snape. But Harry has a dark secret, one that could mean his death unless Snape discovers it in time. AU, no slash! Angsty!Harry HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 227,535 - Reviews: 1977 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hydrochloric Coffee by ManaMadeleine reviews
When a sleeping Sherlock is confronted by Lestrade and Watson about a case they find out that not only does Holmes sleep-talk and sleep-walk, he also…Sleep-Deducts? Completely unconsious and unable to lie, the truths of Sherlock's mind are open to both.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,733 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Strange Professor by Corkboard reviews
That new professor with the thick eyebrows... Harry can't help but find a few things about him that aren't quite normal.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., England/Britain - Complete
The New Circle by BlueStar33 reviews
After a recent growth of Vampyre Hate Crimes, Zoey moves the her House of Night to Hogwarts for a year. Takes place durint TGOF. T for swearing and some adult references.
Crossover - Harry Potter & House of Night - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,329 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010
Retrieval by gekizetsu reviews
SPN/NCIS xover, sequel to Volatile Compounds. Gibbs told the Winchesters not to use their NCIS badges again unless he said so. They didn't realize that in Gibbs-speak, that meant they were on call.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,062 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Dean W. - Complete
One Word, and That Was Dead by ellequoi reviews
DONE! Final chapter is pie, lies, sulphur and cameras. Dean contracts a demonic virus and comes to PPTH on Sam's coaxing, a case for which... Cuddy lets House off clinic hours? Divine intervention must be involved. Post SPN5.14/HMD6.02.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,632 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - G. House, Dean W. - Complete
X by Lady Charity reviews
Sticks and stones may break his bones but words will never hurt him. Or so Prussia thought. In which arguments and anger in a World Meeting go too far
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Prussia - Complete
Ghost by PurgatorioOnna reviews
Poem from Your Sugar Sits Untouched by Emilie Autumn.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
An Unusual Case by alittleinsane963 reviews
A Muggle style murder of a Navy Commander's child at Hogwarts? Well, that certainly warrents a call to NCIS!
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 157,566 - Reviews: 2213 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
A Father's Struggle by ThinkOutLoud reviews
John Pevensie has finally returned from the war, having spent almost two full years fighting. He should be happy, but memories...they're tricky little things, haunting your every move. A companion piece, of sorts, to A Mother's Love.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Mr. Pevensie - Complete
A Mother's Love by ThinkOutLoud reviews
Helen Pevensie reflects on the changes in her children upon their return to Finchley. With her children suddenly strangers, what is a mother to do?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Mrs. Pevensie - Complete
Every Generation by Gemini Star01 reviews
Sequel to Grey Skies Over London. They're home now, but things are not as they should be: Arthur is still delusional, Alfred is still a prisoner, and Matthew is at the end of his rope. Desperate people resort do desperate meassures...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,573 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wardrobe by GenkaiFan reviews
After Sirius' death, Harry renews his friendship with the only adult ever to earned his complete trust. So what does a wardrobe and a lion have to do with it? Can Harry discover 'the power the Dark Lord knows not? AU crossover The Chronicles of Narnia
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,388 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,575 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Harry P., Susan Pevensie - Complete
Setting Right What Once Went Wrong by slinkyrabbit
“To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. For every memory gained takes away one of your memories and you lose your own true self, until you fade away. Are you prepared to accept this” Standing before the founders, there's words echoing thru her
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,599 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Severus S., OC
Kindling by Varity Sinning reviews
After four years in Salem's Witches' University, Hermione is ready to face challenges and rewards that wait for her in Britain. Sequel to- Giving the Mickey to Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,915 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Dancing With Cinderella by eloquentelegance reviews
Austria never wanted a family. The idea was pointless. Until he met his little girl. His little, human daughter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
Impatience by TheMacUnleashed reviews
Nothing is ever simple, especially in war. But things are about to get considerably more complicated when two strangers arrive amidst a group of battle droids, bearing knowledge that could change the galaxy. Obi-Wan, Ten, Donna.
Crossover - Star Wars & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,173 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Obi-Wan K., 10th Doctor - Complete
Giving the Mickey to Hermione by Varity Sinning reviews
Hermione is raped. With no one to trust and no where to hide what will she do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,668 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Impasse of the Worlds by CatishAngel07 reviews
The war was won. Now with the meeting of two worlds certain truths will be revealed and the lives of two people will come together, but what if the war is not done just yet and old dead faces come back: Harry/Rogue.
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,620 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P.
The Boy Who Never Grew Up by LCAAS reviews
Once upon a time there was an Island, and its heart was a Boy who never Grew Up
Crossover - Peter Pan & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Peter Pan - Complete
Grey Skies Over London by Gemini Star01 reviews
Alternate History AU. The American Rebellion has been crushed and the wayward son returned to his family, but Alfred just isn't acting like himself. Arthur's in denial and Matthew just wants to go home and nothing is the way it ought to be...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,530 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/4/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
House of Cards by Hallow Eve reviews
House is about to meet his most difficult patient ever. And he may not come out of it alive. House M.D./Dark Knight crossover. CHAPTER SEVEN UP!In other words, UPDATED!
Crossover - House, M.D. & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,754 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - G. House, Joker
Beautiful Things Can Come From The Dark by yesterdayschild4 reviews
He finds her, broken and bleeding, and it will change everything. A rape aftermath story told from Draco Malfoy's POV. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 135,873 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Carpe Diem by Parnopius reviews
A four year old Remus wishes for a friend to keep him company. Needless to say his new companion isn't quite what he expected. She's a girl, for a start...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,039 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Remus L., OC - Complete
The Lion's Daughter by LCAAS reviews
In a room in his house England has a Wardrobe. Sometimes he likes to stand and trace the carvings on the door, and remember a Lion's roar
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/26/2009 - England/Britain - Complete
Why So Serious? by Anarchy Terriss reviews
AU Deathly Hallows. Hermione Granger dies at the hands of Bellatrix Lestrange, and Ron weasley decides that some payback is in order... of a most hilarious kind...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,497 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Ron W., Joker
Harry's in the House by SinfulPerfection reviews
When Harry contracts a muggle illness, St. Mungo's is baffled. So Dr. House agrees to take the case. But House is a little too interested in wizardry, and Ron is a little too interested in Cameron. Despite all of this, will they save Harry in time?
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,202 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009
Good Afternoon, Mister Adams by Gemini Star01 reviews
Based on the musical 1776, originally for the Kink Meme. Alfred Jones observes and interacts with his founding fathers in the weeks leading up to the inevitable drafting of the Declaration of Independence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,047 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
Be Little by coffeeonthepatio reviews
De-aged Harry is adopted by Hermione - the future ambassador for magic in Rome. Somewhere in Italy, a strange man is walking the streets, bearing a remarkable resemblance to one Severus Snape. Will they ever meet? Will love ensue? Almost canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 119,237 - Reviews: 1767 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Volatile Compounds by gekizetsu reviews
Crossover with NCIS. The boys finally flash the wrong counterfeit badges while investigating murders on a Naval base.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,615 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Dean W. - Complete
Falls the Shadow by bethemoon reviews
She finds it ironic that she has never tried running and he has never tried anything else. Susan Pevensie runs with the Doctor through Time and Space. PG-13. Post-TLB for Susan, post-River Song for the Doctor unknown time frame .
Crossover - Doctor Who & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/12/2009 - 10th Doctor, Susan Pevensie - Complete
The Kyzetsky Incident by CrownedIahos reviews
A potion goes wrong on the first day, sending Hermione Granger and Severus Snape into a coma-like state. They are both awake in a lucid dream, fighting three trials. The Youth, the Regret, and Forgiveness. Will they make it out alive? Reviews welcome! :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,373 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Arms of A Dark Angel by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Neglected by his caregivers, little Harry would not have survived were it not for the mysterious dark angel who helped him. Harry never knew his name, until he went to Hogwarts and discovered a certain professor bore a remarkable resemblence to his savior
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 232,468 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 1,543 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Angels Fall First by Soline reviews
Hermione is changed on her seventeenth birthday and Snape grudgingly receives the protection of a guardian angel, an eluvia. What will the bond provoke between them? Warning for language and some gore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,161 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Cowboy by wild wolf free17 reviews
Snapshots from Dean and Jessica's respective pasts. Various ages. now in chronological order. AU
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 38,407 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Dean W., Jessica M./Jess - Complete
Lighthouse by victoriacole reviews
Three ghosts in the lighthouse. AU, Dramione. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mystery at Hogwarts by Bellatrix wannabe 89 reviews
When the new Defense against the Dark Arts teacher is found raped in her office, and a dozen cases just like it happen in NYC, Dumbledore gets the NYPD's best two SVU detectives to go undercover at Hogwarts. Crossover with Law and Order SVU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/20/2007
The Wooded World of Worlds by Lady Yueh reviews
There exists a place where trees grow tall. After the Time War, The Doctor tries to forget. But the universe is far from finished with him. Narnia Crossover
Crossover - Doctor Who & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/14/2007 - 9th Doctor, Aslan - Complete
Open Road by A-blackwinged-bird reviews
Two weeks before he leaves for Stanford, Sam talks to Pastor Jim. Oneshot.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Complete
grooved aluminum and other lies about california by Kira reviews
Sure, California may represent Sam's own utopia, but it also could be his private hell.' The boys go hunting near Los Angeles.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Complete
Jedi In Narnia by Samantha Sterling reviews
When Jaina, Jacen, and Anakin Solo enter Narnia through a mysterious closet in the Jedi Academy, they learn from Aslan and the Pevensie children that Jadis has returned and they must help defeat her. A Star WarsChronicles of Narnia crossover.
Crossover - Star Wars & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,089 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Complete
Special by Lady Ophelia reviews
At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 2,431 - Follows: 210 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
Gratitude by Bil reviews
Snape tortures Harry. Not HBP compliant. SS, HP, LV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
scent by faith5bye5 reviews
So much of Severus' life is kept private. IT IS INVARIABLY WITH GOOD REASON. Lupin senses a change in Severus during an Order meeting. he makes the mistake of commenting, & moody takes advantage. dramatic. must be read til end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
HP Goes 2 Hollywood! by Makubexs-lover reviews
The trio along with some unexpected people gets the chance to experience the life of HOLLYWOOD! While Dan and the other's...stuck on Hogwarts! Please give it a try!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 12/23/2005
Atonement by yesterdayschild4 reviews
Hermione has almost forgotten her world but one person has not forgotten her. DHr. Chaptered fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,254 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Lighthouse by Ash-the-great reviews
OneShot. HrR. . A small beam of sunlight peeked out to light her face. I kissed her on each cheek, knowing it would be that last time I did so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Culture Shock by koalainglasses reviews
Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny are offered a trip to the US to go to school w hermione's cousin. the sick, twisted teachers have Draco go with them. Madness ensues! rated for language, and slash, rating may change
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,365 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/20/2005 - Published: 1/21/2005
Me, Myself, and I by EmySabath reviews
Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,691 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 2,362 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Road Trip by Dagny T reviews
Once the war is finally over, Dumbledore makes Hermione and Severus go on a road trip of America to try and relax. SSHG. WIKTT Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Of Dreams, Delusions, and Demons by Silverthreads reviews
Severus Snape is found in a Muggle mental institution. He seems to be out of his mind. What next?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,954 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/24/2004 - Published: 5/9/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
The Lighthouse's Tale by Bri Black reviews
Ron's POV. What happens with two friends devoted love? HarryHermione. Kind of angsty.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A perfect madness by lucidity reviews
Pressures on seventh year prefect Draco Malfoy take their toll in a most unexpected fashion. COMPLETE! Draco's painful journey as he develops bipolar disorder. DMPP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,595 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/20/2004 - Published: 1/31/2004 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Hermione Granger: Guardian Angel Extrordinaire! by child of a fallen god reviews
Hermione's dead, and is now a Guardian Angel. Mix in one snarky Potions Master, and let the hilarity ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,311 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/3/2004 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Recnac Transfaerso by Celebony reviews
In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,216 - Reviews: 4275 - Favs: 4,515 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Missing by RavenEyes reviews
Hermione is in pain. She hates them all. Why did they just ignore her? Was she that unloved? Song fic by Evanesceance. Warning suicide!!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Demons to Spirits by LeoGryffin reviews
Hermoine and Severus confront their troubled past in a search for a spell to end the War. Will they succeed? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,378 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/10/2003 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Loved and Lost by Misha reviews
Love breaks you, he learnt that the hard way. He loved twice and both times he was left a shattered mess. SL, SHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Big Round Room by PearlyJammer reviews
The X-Men unite with Hogwart's Finest! COMPLETE!!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,078 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/8/2002 - Published: 7/14/2002 - Complete
The Curse of Rollrock Island reviews
"I won't be taking this case." "Yes you will. You can't resist it. You can't resist this chance to go home." There are reasons why Sherlock doesn't bring up his past...and this case is going to reveal it all. Set after Season 2. No slash. A crossover with the Brides of Rollrock Island. You don't need to read it to understand. Rated T but subject to change.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,240 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H.