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Joined 05-11-12, id: 4000116, Profile Updated: 03-12-17
Author has written 8 stories for Batman, Gone, Witcher, and Witcher/Wiedźmin, Andrzej Sapkowski.

Name: Princess Consuela Bananahammock.

Likes: Japan, biscuits, coffee, cocktails, Japan, SCUBA diving, photography, gaming, Japan.

Dislikes: Long waits, tea and scones (gasp!), crumbs (especially scone crumbs), people who can't use commas.

Inspired by: Other stories, music, life/people, epic scenery, walking.

Music: Almost all kinds of rock, most of EDM, some pop (especially baroque pop).

Films: Thelma & Louise, The Dark Knight Trilogy, Psycho, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Martian, Mad Max: Fury Road.

If you just read all this you must be bored, but thank you all the same.

I love reviews! Who doesn't, really? I don't even mind if you want to have a rant, just make it interesting.

I also have a Wattpad account under the same name - - if you're interested in reading my original stories.

"If there's a book that you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it.”― Toni Morrison

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Fleeing The Sparrowhawk reviews
The fate of the Aen Elle, the vengeance for Auberon, the purpose of his life's work...Avallac'h knew it all hinged on him earning Zireael's trust. It would be no easy task, but with all he had accomplished, he was sure it must be infinitely easier than surviving the White Frost without her. [OneShot]
Witcher - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18 - Ciri, Avallac'h - Complete
Withdrawal Symptoms reviews
The Scarecrow has been in Arkham Asylum for three months, but to release him Becky must sacrifice Nightmare's hidden identity to the public. When the Batman finds out she's been moonlighting as a costumed criminal, will she accept his one offer of help? (Sequel to Addiction)
Batman - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Becky A.
Orange Roses and Coriander reviews
Regis and his persuasive powers, during his time with the succubus in Toussaint. [OneShot]
Witcher/Wiedźmin, Andrzej Sapkowski - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/12 - Complete
Another Time, Another Place reviews
Character-driven fic of Ciri and Avallac'h bouncing around the multiverses, pre-TW3. [OneShot]
Witcher - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10 - Ciri, Avallac'h - Complete
The Last Grave reviews
At the end of Light, Drake and Sam have their final conflict in Perdido Beach. But after its outcome a girl we all know decides one final grave should be dug. [OneShot]
Gone - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Drake M. - Complete
Fuse reviews
"It's a hard thing to watch someone you care for being hurt." Astrid heard someting there. Something that Drake had never told another living soul. But what was it? And who was that someone? (Quote from Light but Fuse is set before Gone, so no spoilers)
Gone - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,609 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Drake M. - Complete
Addiction reviews
When Becky Albright is kidnapped by the Penguin, it seems that only one person can save her...and it isn't Batman. [Rewritten: 18 May 2016]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,169 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Oswald C./Penguin, Poison Ivy, J. Crane/Scarecrow, Becky A. - Complete
No Rules reviews
Seeing as there is no internet, no TV and no phone signal, a new form of entertainment has been arranged at Coates Academy. A fight club. Sayoko is currently the undisputed champion of these little 'games', but when a boy with certain violent tendencies strolls onto the scene, how will she hold up to that title? (Set between Gone and Hunger) [OneShot]
Gone - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Diana L., Drake M. - Complete