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Joined 05-11-12, id: 4000339, Profile Updated: 04-11-14
Author has written 6 stories for Lord of the Rings, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Supernatural, Inuyasha, Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter, and Deadpool.

Hey! I'm mostly on here to read the fan fictions, though I do write them even if I'm horrible at remembering to updating them. But, hey, if you like them, I love it! If you hate 'em, don't read. I don't flame anyone except my sister and she knows I'm just joking, so I expect people to return the favor! Remember that. Not including constructive criticism, of course. That is very much welcomed.

I mostly write for the comedy, and making people laugh. I'm quite good at it, if I do say so myself. I get it from my mom. If you've laughed, then I'm accomplished in life. I rarely like it when it's about how someone is hurt or sad. They make me depressed. I like to laugh, not cry. But, some people like that, and I respect that, so it's fine if you do... God, I have to suck up in even in my profile. I might have a problem. :x Other than humor, I mostly (only) write OC fics. I don't know why, but really like OC fan fictions, so I write them :)

I dislike close-minded people. Especially those who try to push their own beliefs onto others. And people who make it their life mission to make other people's lives miserable. It rubs me in all the wrong ways. Other than that, I don't really have much pet peeves when it comes to people. Granted, I get that people are not going to like me, for whatever reason, be it my craziness, perverse thoughts, or how I get quiet around people I don't know. But I hope that I can make friends! I try to get along with people as best as I can.

Anyway, if you're reading this, hopefully it means that you've seen one of my fan fictions, or you've read one of my reviews. If that's the case I hope you liked it! Most of the time I like to think they're funny, especially the ones I give my sister... *laughs evilly* ... Don't judge me! My whole family is mean to my sister. After all, what doesn't kill her makes me laugh. Cause I only laugh at stranger's deaths. (JK)


Reasons Why Sasuke Uchiha is a Saiyan:

1.) He has a tail (on the back of his head).

2.) Every time he nearly dies, he gets a powerup (DBZ abridged for reference; Episode 13).

3.) He has a Super Saiyan mode.

4.) He has black hair and eyes.


Name: Abby

Gender: Um... girl?

Age: Between 10 and 100, but that's all you'll get.

Hobbies: Video Games, Reading Manga, and... watching TV.

TV shows: Supernatural, Big Bang Theory, and Family Guy.

Favorite Animals: KITTIES! Of any kind.

Favorite color: Purple


Funny Stuff (Or Life Lessons -whichever you prefer)

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates it.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, cut them, then squirt lemon juice in Life's eyes, and say 'Bitch, why you give me lemons for!?'

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Taste the rainbow-EAT CRAYONS!

Newscasters always say "good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it's not.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I wish my lawn was emo. Then it could cut itself.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.

One day, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

'I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.', 'Backwards?', 'I'm skilled.'

Flying is simple, just try to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Just let me know when you try, so I can laugh at your stupidity.

Don't mess with me. I have a stick. And I'm not afraid to beat you senseless with it.

'No offense, but you're insane.', 'Why would I take offense? I've seen your sanity and, frankly, it bores me.'

Dear students, I know when you're texting. No one just looks down at their crotches and smiles. Sincerely, Your Observant Teacher.

There are two sides to every argument. The wrong side and my side.

Dramatic-ness! It's... AWESOME!

There are very few problems that can't be solved a large quantity of explosives.

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese. There are five people in my family so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or dad. Or my older brother Will. Or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu. But I think it's Will.

I love how in scary movies the person says, “Hello?” as if the murderer’s gonna be like, “Yeah, I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”

Well, the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous, you suck.

When somebody decides to be in the room while you're on the computer, so you just decide to switch to Google and just stare at it.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I'm the girl that when my feet touch the ground in the morning the devil says, "OH, CRAP, SHE'S UP!"

Sometimes, Google should come back with a message that says, "Trust me, you don't want to know."

When I have kids someday, I'll tell them to watch 2012 and tell them, "I survived that."

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

'Wait! Violence is never an answer!', 'You're right; it's the question! And my answer is YES!'

It's me and you against the world. We attack at dawn.

Some people deserve to be high fived... in the face... with a chair.

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," the sarcastic teacher said. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher. "Well, actually, I don't," said the student, "I just hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

'Are you sleeping?', 'No, I'm training to die.'

'Are you still there?', 'Nope.'

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

One night, I looked up at the stars and wondered, "Where the fuck did the ceiling go?"

Did you hear? Something normal is around! Let's go poke it with a leek!

Screw the war in Iraq! WE NEED TO CATCH VOLDEMORT!!!

What is this... normal you speak of?

In the beginning, there was nothing. Then it exploded.

Teamwork is essential. It gives people someone else to shoot at.

Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.

Stress is when you wake up screaming, then realize you haven't gone to sleep yet.

I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

That which does not kill me had better run real fast.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

It takes fewer muscles to smile than frown, and fewer still to ignore the person completely.

A parachute is like a friend, if they don't help the first time then chances are you won't need them the second.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Pikachu! Shove lightning up it's ass!


Fanfiction Notices

Insanity is Awesome - I have every intention of continuing this, but the next chapter is on a computer that needs to be hooked up, so... wait a little, please.

See You on the Flip Side - This one actually has people who like it, other than my sisters, thank God. I am in the process of writing the next chapter, but it's coming a little slow, due to the lack of muse and the DVD needed to gain it. I'm working on it, don't worry.

Just Go With It - I'm disappointed in the lack of attention this is getting... Anyway, I have the bonus chapter already written, and I'm working on the third chapter.

The Cat Demon, Miyako - I have the fourth chapter already written, but I've kinda hit a writer's block with the fifth one.

My Strip of Hell - Gonna work on the next chapters on paper -_-

Falling Into Mayhem - I've lost the second chapter. Ugh.

HIATUS FOR ALL STORIES UNTIL I GET INTERNET BACK. I don't know when, but it's going to be at least a week and maybe two month at most unless there are further complications.


1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Uh, um? I donno.

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? NarutoxHinata! And ShikaTem, PeinKon (however that's spelt), and just basically what I'm in the mood for.

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? No, not really. I'm okay with reading yuri, but for some reason I can't read yaoi... I hate Naruto hentai. :(

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? I wish I could, but my hermit-like personality, general shyness and lack of money keep me contained.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: I mentioned before my lack of money... And Mom lied about the Akatsuki cloak.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Huh? I daydream a little, but that's mostly the extent of it.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NarutoxHinata, I mentioned before.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Sasuke should die, never mind being paired with any one. Sorry, Sakura!

9. Which team is your favorite? Kisame and Itachi.

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) He is Tobi. I know this. For a fact.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? I swear, guys, this needs to updated. Seriously.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Kisame. I think. I'm not very decisive.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti. Sasuke should get over himself then commit suicide while I watch with popcorn. I'd even provide the rope.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? ... I should do that.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Haha! Yes, now this I do! Every time there's an update.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? What's ADD?

17. Sub or dub? Dub. With subtitles. I don't really care, to be honest. Except when I to learn some Japanese ;3

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro-Sakura, post Shippuden.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Depends on my mode, but mostly funny.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? *shrugs* Everyone does, mostly.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? ...I don't want to call him an ugly nerd, but definitely not a 'sexy beast'. So confused. Let's go with 'funny'.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Deidara. Or Haku.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Awesome AND weird, just like his sensei.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? I'd love to see Deidara as a bride's maid, and for him to do that, he'd need to be OOC or drunk.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Depending. There's somethings I don't like in fanfictions.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Yeah.

27. Do you like lemons? *blush* Sometimes...

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Um... My sisters and I talk about them around my mom, but I don't think she pays attention. It was so funny when she tried to pronounce Naruto and Gaara's names, hehe.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Add that to my list of things I have to do. I've watched two seasons of the Dragon Ball Z one, though. Hehe, 'Ghost Napa'. Haha! Still amuses me to no end. Have now! Oh, my God, Gaara of the Funk!

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Well, have now. :3 I really like the 4th one.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Everyone I know is already hooked.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? I can't draw worth crap, unless it's a domestic cat.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' I can't draw worth crap. But that would be awesome.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Um, my friends and I talk about Naruto, if they know it, but other than that, no.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? I'm already broke, so no.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Out of sheer curiosity, yeah. Plus I'm a pervert and I would need something to talk about with my fellow pervs... other than... stuff, hehe.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Umm, what? Where does that come from?

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery? Again, can't draw worth crap, so I don't even try.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Haha, you make me laugh. Sasuke isn't even *gag* sexy in the first place.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yeah, quite a few, actually.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Um, don't really know. Can you elaborate?

Your 10 Favorite Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood Characters

1. Alphonse

2. Ed

3. Ling

4. Envy

5. Hughes

6. Havoc

7. Riza

8. Roy

9. Hayate

10. Winry

1 walked in on you while you were showering. What is your reaction?(Al)

Blink, blush, then scream. Then proceed to throw what I can at them.

7 cooked you dinner.(Riza)

Grin. Easy food. Ask if there's desert.

4 and 5 are having an argument. Why is this?(Envy and Hughes)

Both of them are dead, and Hughes confronted Envy about him killing him.

6 Is extremely pissed off about something, why is this? And what will you do? (Havoc)

Don't ask him, just turn in the other direction because it might be because of me.

3 told you that she will soon be getting married to 2. What is your reaction?(Ling and Ed)

Can I be the maid of honor? No? Then one of the bride's maids? Yeah! ...wait who's going to be the girl? Ed goes on a rant.

You catch 10 looking at porn on the internet.(Winry)

WTF?! ...Okay, just back away and let's forget this ever happened...

You are about to do something that will make you feel very embarrassed. Will 9 comfort you?(Hayate)

I think he would by licking me... gross.

You're lying on the beach peace when you turn your head to see 1, 2, and 9, by the water wearing speedos.(Al, Ed and Hayate)

What the f*ck is a dog doing wearing a Speedo?! I don't want to see this.

8 confessed to be a part of your family.(Roy)

When did this happen? Gah! How're you related to me? ... Wait. That actually make sense. In a weird sort of way. Just as long as he doesn't turn out to be my dad. >_>

6 kidnapped you, why is this?(Havoc)

I don't know. He probably... No, don't know.

You walk in accidentally on 3 to see him having a threesome with 9 and 10.(Ling, Hayate, and Winry)

... O.O ... ... BESTIALITY!!! Run out the door and see if they sell mind soap, cause I'll need alot of it.

7 is having relationship problems, 4 tries to help him, but it isn't helpful. Your thoughts about this predicament?(Riza and Envy)

Why is Envy helping Hawkeye with her relationships? What's Mustang doing now?

5 gave you a teddy bear.(Hughes)

Yay! So cute and cuddly!

9 and 1 accidentally get hooked up on a dating website and are forced to go on a date together.(Hayate and Al)

What is a dog doing on a dating website!? And Al is mine!!!

8 gets angry and starts cussing at 6 very loudly. 7 is watching it all and is interested...but why is this?(Roy, Havoc, and Riza)

Mustang is lecturing Havoc on his smoking habit, and Riza is hoping that Mustang will ban Havoc's cigarettes because it annoys her.

It's storming outside and 4 allowed you to stay with him at his place until it blows over. And your reaction to this kind gesture is?(Envy)

...Be afraid, be very afraid.

5 wakes you up in the middle of the night.(Hughes)

I need my beauty sleep, go away. Shit. No, I don't want to pictures of Elysia! And it will not cheer me up!

You and 10 go out for a picnic. Everything is peaceful until 2 crashes it by showing up and inviting you to go hang out at a café. Would you go with 2 or stay with 10?(Winry and Ed)

Stay with Winry, it would seem too much like a date with Ed, plus I prefer Winry over Ed, no offense.

1 suspects that you are Kira.(Al)

Like Death Note Kira? Haha! Sure, whatever, I'm Kira, Al.

You and 9 get trapped in an elevator together. What happens? And who are the other random people with you two?(Hayate)

Hawkeye would definitely be there, and most likely Mustang, too. Probably others, but I'm too lazy to name them.

2 writes you a love song, plays it for you, then kisses you on the cheek.(Ed)

shudder* No, sorry, don't think about you that way *runs away*

4 Is forced to sing karaoke by his friends...and you as well. What song would she sing? And what song would you sneak in for her to sing when she wasn't looking?(Envy)

We wouldn't be singing, because I would be running away, unless Envy was drunk. Then I'd stay and laugh at him when we sing Toxic by Brittany Spears. I read a fanfic that had that as his theme song, it'd be cool to see him sing it :D

1 asks to talk to you privately. When you are both alone, he admits to you that he is gay.(Al)

NOOO! ...this is a joke, right? A cruel joke?

All of the listed characters get into a very epic and all-out battle. Who will be the last one standing?

Hayate, because no one would hurt a puppy, plus Hawkeye would kill anyone who tries, when she isn't protecting Mustang.

Or me. Because I kick butt.


Pairings I Ship (* for favorites)

NaruHina* (My one true pairing _-)

SasuSaku

SasoSaku (no loyalty to Saku ships)

ShikaTem

LizDei* (My sister with Deidara, hehehe)

ZabuHaku (I do not care what people say, Haku is a girl)

NejiTen

Edwin

Royai

More, but I forget them.

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Shadow by Last of the Lilac Wine reviews
Alexandria Tsvetkov is an ex-S.H.I.E.L.D agent suffering from severe post traumatic stress disorder after a mission in Bulgaria turns sour. A year on, S.H.I.E.L.D have re-appeared in her life again with a new job offer: to aid in the rehabilitation process of The Winter Soldier. But with Nick Fury, no motive can really be what it seems...
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,508 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 4/6 - [Bucky B., OC] Steve R./Capt. America, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow
Forethought by beemera reviews
Whoever said dying was blissful deserved a kick in the wazoo. Unfortunately, I'd never heard a saying appropriate for being reborn into an impossible place. DISCLAIMER: I don't own NARUTO. Semi-self-insert/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 171,944 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Yamato, OC
Spider Thread by blackcatgirl reviews
I was never afraid of dying. I lived my life to the fullest and expected it to be cut short, all because of my dangerous profession. I expected to die young. I expected hell. What I did not expect was for this shit to happen. OC-insert. Because the plot bunnies have laid siege to my brain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,897 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 12/14/2013 - OC, Kakashi H., Itachi U., Shisui U.
Sasori by Darkpetal16 reviews
It's not all that likely to be reborn in the Narutoverse. And it's definitely not likely to go back time in the Narutoverse after being reborn there. So then why, pray tell, does it still happen? AU / Sequel of Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,860 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Sakura H., Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
Final Fantasy Guardians by VeryBerry96 reviews
Sakura is a young Al Bhed girl full of life and spirit. She has a fairly normal life with her Uncle Cid and cousin Rikku. But when Rikku finds a strange boy washed up in a cave who claims he's from Zanarkand, a city destroyed for 1000 years, her life will change forever. OC Final Fantasy X fanfiction.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 112,088 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Tidus, Yuna
Reprieve by LeFay Strent reviews
The line has been crossed where no mortal should have gone and now the balance of the two worlds has been broken. With the realm connecting the gates coming apart at the seams, who will rise to restore it? Or will everything fall apart? The fate of not only one but two worlds is at stake in the sequel of 'The Blood Alchemist'. EdXOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 128,598 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Winry R., OC
Devolve by BetteNoire reviews
The ailing headmaster, Albus Dumbledore, has disappeared right before the Christmas holiday, but the staff doesn't care—because they have been turned into children! Will the teachers return to normal before classes resume? Will Professor Snape be mad, realizing he had Hermione Granger for a nanny?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,763 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
I Am A Girl! by KittyAngela reviews
Runaway Lillian buys a small farm in a distant land and moves into the humble town of Bluebell. Everything was perfect, the only problem was she had to act like a boy! What kind of things will happen to our little protagonist during her stay in the town? No one knows, what we do know is little romance will blossem in the two towns! WARNING RATED M FOR A REASON!
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 47,526 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 9/23/2013 - [Lillian, Cam]
The Skipper by LinzRW reviews
Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 103 - Words: 364,388 - Reviews: 3039 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 12/26/2012 - OC
To Return A Favour by Oblivion's Tragedy reviews
When a woman walks through a small forest she finds it's MUCH bigger than it looks. She fell down a hill only to find the Fellowship who help her. Greatful, she'll do anything to return the favor and help them with their quest . Tenth Walker. LegolasOC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,386 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Legolas
Clearing Mist by shadownumera reviews
I have the worst luck ever. First off, I die. Then I get reborn into the Naruto universe. Yay right? WRONG. Nobody ever said you get to be reborn into Konoha. Which makes finding out where I am in the story line that much harder. I don't know if I can change anything, or if the bloodbath is far behind me. One thing's official though. I'm screwed. SI/OC Warning
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 194,494 - Reviews: 2794 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 12/20/2013 - [Kisame H., OC] - Complete
It Is Written by EndingsAndBeginnings reviews
Sequel to It Is What It Is. Kira's still going strong as L rejoins the case with Near and Mello, but now B has escaped again, ready for another rematch with L. This time, however, he's going right to the heart of the Kira case: Japan. Here, all paths will converge... and perhaps a few will be lost on the way. LxOC, LightxOC, MelloxOC, and NearxOC.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 193,529 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 5/9/2013
Book of Alchemy and Stuff by Anzhela D Asura reviews
Have you ever wondered what the Truth does in his spare time? Or what happens when Ed closes his window? No? Well too bad, here's a selection of oneshots dedicated to everything you don't need to know about Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood. Collaborative effort of Anzhela D Asura and Darkfursilvermoon. Updated daily (mostly).
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 16,961 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Edward E., Alphonse E., Roy M., Ling Y.
Chipped Mask by Darkpetal16 reviews
"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, Oc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 165,800 - Reviews: 2580 - Favs: 1,788 - Follows: 1,572 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Siamese by animagirl reviews
Twins, Misaki and Kisa are anime fans who are transported to the world of vampire knight. Read as the eccentric twins make things interesting. Will be written from Kisa's perceptive. There is no character bashing just lots of fun as Kisa tries to find herself. Aido/oc main pairing.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,593 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Aidou H., Zero, OC
When Gods Go Criminally Insane by LinzRW reviews
Third installment in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie visit the realm of the gods. Featuring the revelation of the Great God Four, the goddess of pregnancy, Kisame's translations, the resurrection of the porcupine, Princess Fou Mia, War And Blood Addicts Anonymous, sadistic ghosts, and the God of the Underworld, Ren.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 72 - Words: 204,365 - Reviews: 3560 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Akatsuki
It's a Mad Mad World by Memory25 reviews
Funny thing about being reborn in the Naruto world... SI/OC insert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,065 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 10/16/2013 - OC
Sunstones to go Home by CAPJHMPAgirl reviews
Calypso and her two friends are dragged into the Harvest Moon world of the Sunshine Islands. They must "finish" the game in order to go home and help their new friend Chelsea become a better farmer. Calypso is determined to get home without distraction, but what happens when a few guys are thrown into the picture. Rated T to be safe. 3OCs x guys of the Sunshine Islands.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,495 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Chelsea, OC
What An Excellent Plan by Tsume Yuki reviews
Naruto wasn't going to let this oppotunity go to waste, and what better way to change the future than to make sure Obito didn't fall in love with Rin? It would have worked too, had he not fallen for her instead. Female Naruto FemNaru eventual NarutoxObito time-travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,176 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 1,621 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - [Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi] Kyuubi/Kurama
I am Itachi Uchiha? by Red Moon Lollipop reviews
What happens when a teenage boy wakes up, and finds himself in the body of Itachi Uchiha, an anime character?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,759 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Itachi U., Akatsuki
Harvest Moon: Symphony of the Bells by LittleMissWolfie reviews
When Molly and her twin brother move to Castanet to help their older siblings on their farm, the last thing she expects is to be dubbed the savior of the island and chosen by the Goddess to ring the five elemental bells! She has to do this, work on the farm, and somehow juggle a social life, while on a time limit. Will Molls be able to do it? Pairings decided but not announced.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,921 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Molly/Hikari
It Is What It Is by EndingsAndBeginnings reviews
A sequel to It Is Done. One month after the meeting at the Yellow Box, a killer makes a move to unveil L's past just as Kira makes his abrupt return. With L on that case, it's up to Mello and Near to go up against Kira, but if it's Light, there's no saving him this time... Oh, and there are pairings now! LxOC, LightxOC, MelloxOC, NearxOC, and slight MattxOC.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 157,917 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Complete
Tangled Up in You by Mayaty-Cute reviews
Gender-bent Tangled! Enough said ;
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,292 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
The Elenmir by Maethorelen reviews
Long before the Fellowship of the Ring was formed, Elrond held a council. The Elenmir, the Order of Legend, was formed and sent to another realm to study the texts containing knowledge of all events in Arda. And now their descendants return, faced with greater challenges than they had ever known. "They thought they knew what the future held. They were wrong."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,643 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 3/3/2012
Of Suns, Moons, and Stars by moonlight ray reviews
Sakura accidentally creates another guardian during a surprise attack. Now she, Kero, and Yue have to teach the new star-powered how to use and control her powers. But the thing is, she's more powerful than she realizes! And at that same time, someone is apparently out to get Sakura and her Cards! NOT YuexOC
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,781 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Sakura K., Yue, OC - Complete
Taylor's Cake of Life by LeFay Strent reviews
Whoever came up with the phrase, 'it's a piece of cake' should be shot and set on fire, because nothing in Taylor's life was a piece of cake. "At least you're a pretty kitty?" Al tried. Taylor hissed. - Sequel to "Al's Ways of Dealing With Ed" -
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,066 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E., OC
The Abyss by Cerabellum's Matrix reviews
Little Bethany Niles has permanently freed herself from her family's torment, and is now on the run because of the particular method she used for her liberation. Alone, confused, and afraid, Bethany soon runs into none other than Jonathan Crane. Will the good doctor help this lost child, or will he only send her further into the dark abyss that is insanity? Read and Review, please.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 32 - Words: 109,466 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - J. Crane - Complete
Let Us In by CreativeNinja reviews
Rin moved to Ouran in hopes that she can pass off as a boy. However, when the twins decide they want to have some fun, she ends up being dragged to the club, blackmailed, and forced to join the club. She resents the twins at first, but can't help but feel something for one of them. And he starts to feel the same. But she might be more than he signed up for. KaoruxOC.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,203 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
Storm Fall by Stargazed Night reviews
Quiet never lasts in Berk is a theory Hiccup has. This is only proven right when a mysterious girl falls from the sky. She has no memory or voice but that doesn't stop the villagers from gossiping. Who is she? Could she be a fallen Valkyrie? Or maybe Thor's own daughter? It doesn't help that the girl seems obsessed with thunder storms. Terrible summary, give it a try!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,113 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012
The Adventures of Katie and Jessica by JessiWolf reviews
Two girls are transported into Middle-Earth. How will their presence affect the fellowship? Pairings include Boromir/OC and Legolas/OC/Haldir. A.U. Don't like? Don't read. Rated 'T' for mentions of drugs, sexual comments, cursing, and violence. (Under grammar/spelling revisions and scene editing)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,889 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Boromir, Legolas - Complete
Mayuri's Catastrophe by Mayuri Kurotsuchi reviews
Mayuri finds a helpless kitten on his doorstep. And total chaos spreads through the Soul society! :O
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Mayuri K., K. Zaraki
Of Half-Bloods and Half-Clans, Of Campers and Warriors by Child of Kronos reviews
Percy Jackson, as a demigod, has always learned to expect the unexpected. But how could he have expected to be turned into a cat? Using his half-blood powers as well as Hecate's blessing, he must help the warriors defeat the Dark Forest, who have taken over, once and for all. -CURRENTLY ON TEMPORARY HIATUS-
Crossover - Warriors & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,982 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012
Hidden Ace by Claire Jefferson reviews
"He's your father?" he demanded loudly. His eyes searched mine wildly with betrayal and anger. I stared back at them without flinching. "Yeah," I admitted with no shame, "The Joker is my father."-Being the Joker's daughter isn't easy, but Jessica can take care of herself, or so she thinks. Too bad no one told Robin who she really is.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,908 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Redemption Song by Wench of Diablos reviews
Deep in the desert of North Esthar exists a Garden known only as Black. Its purpose and location are known only to a few, and it is a place from which it's cadets can never hope to escape. For them, it is either a prison or a second chance. For their Commander, it's a chance to redeem himself and change the fate of a few lost children. Mature themes. Rating may change.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,077 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Seifer A.
It Is Done by EndingsAndBeginnings reviews
Four girls enter the Death Note realm, and screw with the story line in hopes of saving lives; what could go wrong? Will they change things for the better, or for worse? Will any of them be killed in the process? No pairings... YET.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 129,773 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Complete
Dig Down Deeper by Maethorelen reviews
Kayden, Peyton, and Robin lived easy, passable lives. But now they have been thrown into Middle-Earth, and now they must "dig down deep" and find strength to survive. Legolas/OC, Eomer/OC, and Merry/OC but not until LATER! Rated T just to be safe. NOW COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 75,086 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Meriadoc B., Legolas - Complete
Your greatest ally by Brakenpelt reviews
Rorschach is on patrol and mysteriously ends up as a cat in the warrior world. will the clans survive his wrath? or will he become their greatest ally? *don't judge i suck at titles *
Crossover - Warriors & Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Firestar, Walter K./Rorschach
Good Cop, Bad Cop by G-POW reviews
Rorschach's Journal. Wasn't killed by Dr. Manhattan. Brought to alternate reality world. Met a thing called Deadpool. Wishing Jon had killed me. Hell would be salvation. Can't get theme song out of head. How the HELL did I end up being the good cop?
Crossover - Watchmen & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,900 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Walter K./Rorschach
The Warrior's of Westchester Trilogy Part One by CrosserX reviews
Hollyleaf hoped to leave her life behind in the forest that mysterious night. Lionblaze never gave up hope. Jayfeather was sick of hope. But then the Moonstone got in all of their ways. Warriors/X-Men cross with Deadpool, Pietro, and Wanda. Please R&R!
Crossover - X-Men & Warriors - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,759 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2011 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Hollyleaf - Complete
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My Strip of Hell reviews
A young girl is taken from her home world, and is forced to pay a toll of her leg to go to another one against her will. And just to fuck with her, Truth changes her species for the first five days of her arrival. Rating may go up. SI OC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,946 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E., OC
The Cat Demon, Miyako reviews
A girl wakes up in a tree, in middle of a remote forest. She soon finds out she's now a demon. What other conclusion can she come to, other than it's all a dream? Convinced of this, she starts doing whatever she feels like, screwing up a whole other world. And for such, there are consequences.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,219 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Sesshomaru, OC
Falling into Mayhem reviews
Eden was a normal, albeit vulgar, girl. She didn't expect to have any strange fantastical adventures, especially those involving magic and inter-dimensional travel. Full summary inside. Marauders time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Sirius B., James P., OC
Just Go With It reviews
Kira was pretty much a normal girl. Until she was five, when she appeared in middle of street. And it just escalates from there, from adoptive uncles to blood-thirsty hellhounds. What can she do but just go with it?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,310 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., OC
See You on the Flip Side reviews
Four insane sisters are watching their favorite movie, The Dark Knight, when they get sucked into the world of Batman. At first, Bruce just finds them as an annoyance, but will they end up being the reason he stays alive; even if they turn his life upside down? And will other people from another universe show up as a result? Joker/OC, Scarecrow/OC, Deadpool/OC, Bane/OC
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, OC, Deadpool/Wade W.
Insanity Is Awesome reviews
Two sisters get drug into Middle Earth, and are forced to help four hobbits make their way to Bree, then later, to join the Fellowship. But will the other nine members be able to handle their insanity? Or will it be their end?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/16/2012 - OC