Author has written 5 stories for Fairy Tail.
Self-proclaimed king of sporadic updating. Then again I'm fairly certain other people already gave me that crown without me knowing lmao
Name: Lithuanian name's Mantas, English is Matt
Current Status: College zombie, about to write my BA thesis and go through practicum
Age: 22 - Jan 10th
Funeral of a Retard
Dearly beloved we are gathered here today to commemorate the passing of Shedauwz, master and slave of the perpetual hangover. Dying suddenly, mid-chapter through a fan fic he will ironically never complete, he will be sorely missed by his hardcore underground cult following. And probably his family. We assume. Every three months or so we will randomly feel the loss of his sporadic updates, and take shots of skittle vodka metaphorically in his honor. In lieu of flowers, all memorial offerings of random curse word filled PMs or smut you wish you had seen in any of his work can be sent to his PM address in the care of his friends, which shall console them in between their weekend benders and alleviate his boredom and satisfy his need to criticize your grammar in the afterlife. In honor of his passing, a small gathering of authors shall be simultaneously getting drunk and writing one-shot while hungover. For details contact his belligerent beta quite-a-riot. May the peace he rests in be VERY REAL.
-I'm not actually dead tho, FYI.
May 20, 2017
Worked out the kinks of the next chapter in my brain. Getting down to writing it now, no sweat. Should be up in a couple of days if nothing annoying crops up. Then again I'm hung over as all fucking fuck right now so don't hold me to my word lmfao
May 28, 2017
Fighting off writers' block. I'll keep you posted on how that crap turns out. Also, very likely to release something new that isn't Hangover. Too many ideas have been swimming in my head. Can't decide what the fuck to do with them for the life of me.
For example... could anyone imagine a Dead Space/Fairy Tail crossover? Cause I sure as hell can. Shit would be grade A fuckin' awesome.
I've learned not to lie to people who know me better than my word
And I believe I've learned to filter out the voices in my head (but I'm still not sure)
I've learned failure's not an option, it's frowned upon and rude
And giving up before the bell is something I've learned not to do
I’ve learned how to keep my head above the water line in desperate times
I’ve learned to swim when someone lonely ties an anchor to my legs in spite
I’ve learned to fight, the difference between wrong and right, how to sleep at night
I still don’t have that cartridge but I’m learning how to live in black and white
- Farewell Fighter, "Golden"