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Author has written 5 stories for Fairy Tail.

About me?

Self-proclaimed king of sporadic updating. Then again I'm fairly certain other people already gave me that crown without me knowing lmao

Name: Lithuanian name's Mantas, English is Matt

Current Status: College zombie, about to write my BA thesis and go through practicum

Age: 22 - Jan 10th

Sex: Male

Funeral of a Retard

by quite-a-riot

Dearly beloved we are gathered here today to commemorate the passing of Shedauwz, master and slave of the perpetual hangover. Dying suddenly, mid-chapter through a fan fic he will ironically never complete, he will be sorely missed by his hardcore underground cult following. And probably his family. We assume. Every three months or so we will randomly feel the loss of his sporadic updates, and take shots of skittle vodka metaphorically in his honor. In lieu of flowers, all memorial offerings of random curse word filled PMs or smut you wish you had seen in any of his work can be sent to his PM address in the care of his friends, which shall console them in between their weekend benders and alleviate his boredom and satisfy his need to criticize your grammar in the afterlife. In honor of his passing, a small gathering of authors shall be simultaneously getting drunk and writing one-shot while hungover. For details contact his belligerent beta quite-a-riot. May the peace he rests in be VERY REAL.

-I'm not actually dead tho, FYI.

War Journal

May 20, 2017

Worked out the kinks of the next chapter in my brain. Getting down to writing it now, no sweat. Should be up in a couple of days if nothing annoying crops up. Then again I'm hung over as all fucking fuck right now so don't hold me to my word lmfao

May 28, 2017

Fighting off writers' block. I'll keep you posted on how that crap turns out. Also, very likely to release something new that isn't Hangover. Too many ideas have been swimming in my head. Can't decide what the fuck to do with them for the life of me.

For example... could anyone imagine a Dead Space/Fairy Tail crossover? Cause I sure as hell can. Shit would be grade A fuckin' awesome.

I've learned not to lie to people who know me better than my word

And I believe I've learned to filter out the voices in my head (but I'm still not sure)

I've learned failure's not an option, it's frowned upon and rude

And giving up before the bell is something I've learned not to do

I’ve learned how to keep my head above the water line in desperate times

I’ve learned to swim when someone lonely ties an anchor to my legs in spite

I’ve learned to fight, the difference between wrong and right, how to sleep at night

I still don’t have that cartridge but I’m learning how to live in black and white

- Farewell Fighter, "Golden"

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My Neighbour is a Spartan by Razzika reviews
The war is over, the Flood are dead, and the Covenant dissolved. Now retired, John must find his place in the world. With a little help from a certain few, he will find peace, love, friendship, and finally be able to live. Or will humanity need their saviour back? OC/John. REWRITTEN.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 87,643 - Reviews: 1849 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, OC
Passive Aggressive Post-Its by quite-a-riot reviews
When a fateful encounter results in Lucy being linked to a complete stranger, she will have to find a way to live with (and maybe just love) the messy scribbler who seemingly shares her skin. Lucy can't help resisting the pull of fate, but when friends get involved, she doesn't stand a chance. Set where Earth meets Earthland, being a college freshman has never been quite like this.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 142,793 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 3/21 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] [Levy M., Gajeel R.]
Mutual Benefits by WaddleBuff reviews
Ezreal holds an immeasurable power that he can barely control. Coincidentally, that power is intrinsically tied to the power of keeping his junk in his pants. Can he keep himself together? Or will the women around him be his undoing? [Heavy Smut]
League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,979 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 6/28/2012 - [Ahri, Sona, Akali, Ezreal]
In a Rêverie by SniperCT reviews
Widowmaker and Tracer's ballet of violence is down to an art form, neither ever expecting to take the upper hand. And then one of them does, changing the playing field forever. Injured and hunted by Talon, Widowmaker and Tracer attempt to lay low and recover. Of course, it's never that simple. Not when the ice begins to thaw and Widowmaker has to discover who she's going to be.
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,728 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 9/9/2015 - [Amélie L./Widowmaker, Lena O./Tracer] Angela Z./Mercy, G. Reyes/Reaper - Complete
A Handful of Dust by tarysande reviews
Ten billion people over here die, so twenty billion over there can live. After the war, there are pieces to pick up, and lives to rebuild. And even with the Reapers gone, nothing is easy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 191,039 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
My Favorite Nightmare by I.-.-.I Kuroyagi I.-.-.I reviews
No other options were open for him. The few people he could count on were already out of his reach for reasons he couldn't control. So, he had to resort to the last person in his list. The one person that could make every minute of his life a living hell. The one person he kept on returning to despite the burns. HighSchool!AU. Would rate M for strong language, but who cares?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,597 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/22/2016 - Published: 6/15/2016 - [Natsu D., Erza S.]
I Don't Mind the Rain by Yoh Narukami reviews
To mend her broken heart, Juvia decides to move on when she finds solace in the company of Natsu Dragneel. A friendship is born, and the misadventures are just a few steps away. Fire and water may be opposites, but that is not the barrier that divides them. The mind expects the worst where the heart hopes for the best. Let the hilarity ensue. NaVia.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,407 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 6/22/2013 - [Juvia L., Natsu D.] Happy
Echoes of Yesterday by Jageroux reviews
AU. Edolas isn't the only alternate reality within Fairy Tail. It's merely one of many - and as Cobra finds himself in a strange new world, he must come to terms with who he is and what he can be. Facing a new threat oppressing a world ravaged by war, Cobra finds himself allied with familiar yet new faces in a fight for「Freedom」against what seems to be a merciless tyrant.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2016 - Gajeel R., Ultear M., Cobra/Erik, OC
Sound the Clarion by Amber Penglass reviews
In the chaos of the ongoing First Contact War, the Alliance is contacted by a resistence cell comprised of captured humans on Palaven, and Shepard is drafted for a covert mission to make contact. Her cover lands her where? The Vakarian household, of course. Shepard/Garrus, AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 153,255 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 6/1/2016 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Double Dad Dilemma by LoneStorm reviews
"Bringing home the puppy was one thing, but this is crossing the line, Ig." When Igneel brings his latest charity project back to their dorm, roommates Gildarts and Igneel are in for a whole new adventure filled with laughter, baby screams, and a hella lot of diapers.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,396 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 7/30/2015 - Igneel, Natsu D., Gildarts C., Grandine
Sense and Flexibility by Roarkshop reviews
The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 220,428 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 2,167 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
A Change of Scene by I.-.-.I Kuroyagi I.-.-.I reviews
The possibilities are endless. The universe moves and does what it pleases while the ones residing in it cannot do more than helplessly react accordingly to its machinations. Though at times, when someone believes to have the universe's plot unraveled, there is a startling change to see. Something no one expected happens and the universe continues its motion despite the variance.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 187,987 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 11/22/2012 - [Natsu D., Erza S.] Jellal F./Siegrain, Ultear M.
DMC: Sacrifices by venomistress reviews
A year after the defeat of the false savior, Fortuna is invaded by an occult. Nero is persuaded to enlist the help of veteran demon hunter Dante to solve the mystery of the new threat. Together, the wayward partners travel to Constantine where they are met by some familiar faces from the past. As friends and enemies are made and lost, Nero learns the value of sacrifice.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,807 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Dante, Nero - Complete
Brotherhood 2 by I.-.-.I Kuroyagi I.-.-.I reviews
The Bro-Ness Intensifies. Not only are you bored during Spring Break because many people are away in other places, but you also have to deal with your friends staying indoors instead of going out to take some sunlight. Yes, night life is all for these guy
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,883 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2014 - [Jellal F./Siegrain, Erza S.] Laxus D., Cobra/Erik - Complete
What the Flip in Dead Space by ZwIcK reviews
Dead Space goes crazy. -Er.
Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,720 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 6/25/2011
Egoistical by TheKiro reviews
If she had to find a word to describe her table neighbor it would be egotistical. Or maybe arrogant. Or maybe scary. But in the end, she came to know him a lot better against her own will. It just depended whether she could call that positive or not. [Aomine/OC] [Birthday Present]
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 128,876 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Aomine D., OC - Complete
Brotherhood by I.-.-.I Kuroyagi I.-.-.I reviews
The title says it all so I won't bother doing a long-ass summary about how this is about the guys hitting it off like they were given the ultimate bromance script. Sit back and enjoy it or just... I don't know, sit back and hate it? Do whatever you want.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,459 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2014 - [Natsu D., Kagura M.] - Complete
Violence, Voyeurism and Vigilantes by efleck reviews
In matters of life and death, it's our journey to understand the universe, ourselves and those we care about that keeps us truly alive. For many that path includes love, loss, betrayal & violence. FemShepXGarrus. Covers time from ME2-3, flashbacks to ME1, graphic.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 203,062 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Misconceptions by In Pieces reviews
AU. Fatherly fic. It was funny how a single question could lead to so many misinterpretations.
Devil May Cry - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Dante, Vergil, Nero - Complete
Rebellion by I.-.-.I Kuroyagi I.-.-.I reviews
Just because we all want to see romance is not enough reason to drop the other genres. We can always mix them all together to see what happens. Bordering the line of sanity and whatnot, we can come up with things we never imagined, or maybe we did, but never had the courage to show. Let's say this: Natsu's a playboy in FanFiction, Fairy Tail's about humor and crackness. That's all.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,921 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Natsu D., Erza S., Kagura M., Ultear M. - Complete
Dragon's Redux by Jageroux reviews
College. A marvelous wonder, isn't it? You experience things you don't want to and everything tends to go to hell. You're forced to live with the most psychotic people imaginable and deal with even worse professors. Highschool clichs are thrown to hell, and Fraternities rule the night. Now, laugh as you observe one familiar pink haired guy's life go to hell.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,045 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Natsu D., Kagura M., Gajeel R., Rogue C.
Just Like Old Times by tarysande reviews
Garrus Vakarian's past and present, told through interconnected short stories one letter of the alphabet at a time.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,228 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Possession by HawkofNavarre reviews
She didn't belong to him...yet.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,998 - Reviews: 1961 - Favs: 5,129 - Follows: 2,386 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] - Complete
Rabid by RimZtheNonForgiveR reviews
In which Lady screams bloody murder and Dante can't quite tell the difference between a small dog and an overgrown rat.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Dante, Lady/Mary - Complete
Like Father, Like Son by Rhiw reviews
The first time Dante met his son, the runt stole his pizza. The second time he had half the police force of Capulet East after him. The third time he saved the Kid's life and got a kick to the face. This time, he was determined to introduce himself.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,636 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Dante, Nero
The Great Exchange by CatfaceNaschKatze reviews
Can you imagine Natsu being a teacher? A history teacher even! No? Well, I can tell you he would have been the coolest teacher ever! NaZa, slight GrayxJuvia. Characters may turn OOC! You've been warned!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,978 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Erza S., Natsu D. - Complete
Guys Night Out by Night Companion reviews
SPOILER ALERT: CONTAINS A LOT FROM THE DMC ANIME SERIES. Wanting to cheer up Vergil, Dante has him and Nero over for a poker game. What do guys often discuss? Trouble with women. Including an overly protective Dante discussing an almost grown Patty.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,666 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Dante, Vergil - Complete
I Do Believe That You Don't Exist Here by New Game Plus reviews
This person only existed in a video game. He isn't real. He's imaginary, but somehow he is here. He is here in flesh and blood. It's Dante! Dante from DMC is my freaking teacher and yet... not even the biggest DMC fans seems to realize. Now Rated M because of crude language.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,917 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Dante, Vergil, OC
PsuedoPodCast by J.B. Writer reviews
Venom and Carnage are now retired from their villainous ways and have decided to start a weekly Podcast series. Crude and anger some comments should be expected. Episode 1: Oscars Talk. Special Guest: Spider-Man.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Cletus K./Carnage, Eddie B./Venom
She Came from Lightyears Away by SomeKindOfWizard reviews
Aboard the Star Ship Konoha, a low-rank Captain Naruto comes across an alien, she calls herself a "Kyuubi". The Kyuubi is stowed away on ship. But when weird changes overcome Naruto, and the ship is in danger, what will happen to them? Naru/Female Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,360 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
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Hangover reviews
"It's funny how everything worked backwards. Life itself was like one big hangover. Everything was screwed to hell. But then it got better. I became drunk on life again. Sure, there may have been some bullshit, we had our ups and downs, but I managed to soldier through it and wake up sober. You know how? She was my tequila this time." College!AU. SnarkyAF!Natsu and generally OOC.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 143,555 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 12/11/2015 - [Natsu D., Lucy H.]
Fairy Tail High reviews
After everything that had happened, he honestly thought he'd never be happy ever again. However, when he met her, someone as damaged as he was, everything started to change. Demons of the past came back, but they fought them, helping each other along the way. Highschool!AU. OOC. Gets dark as things move along.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 98,936 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/8/2016 - Published: 5/14/2012 - [Erza S., Natsu D.]
Memoirs of Desolation reviews
AU. That which was left behind by legend guides us to the future, yet whether or not the mistakes of the past will be learned from is uncertain. Fate guides her to him, and entangles their destinies in a deadly dance of mystery, danger, and passion. However, fate does not stand behind them, but acts as a wall separating their two worlds, forcing her to watch as he embraces chaos.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,785 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - [Natsu D., Lucy H.]
A Ghost's Conviction reviews
Set in a world where money equals power, Natsu Dragneel, a new lieutenant in New Fiore's military, is part of Ghost squad, an elite Ryuukishi unit, the best of the best. Ghost gets sent on a mission where things don't go as initially planned and end up being a total disaster that creates a vengeful spirit, a phantom that haunts those who wronged it and the people it loves most.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,253 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Natsu D.
To Slay a God reviews
Things aren't what they seem when you're raised by Fairy Tail's black sheep, made to walk in the shadow cast by the Gods he detested. DarkAF!Natsu. M for good reason. Pairing (if any) TBD.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,796 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Natsu D.