Taupe Two
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Joined 05-11-12, id: 4000613, Profile Updated: 01-20-13
Author has written 1 story for Mass Effect.

So far I'm working on the one story, below. A few chapters were written in collaboration with my brother, Shadutuk (but it's mostly my work; don't forget that). Any and all reviews are welcome and appreciated.

Wind guide you,
Taupe Two

By social convention, quotations by famous people are listed below.


“Art is long and life is short, and success is very far off.”
-Joseph Conrad

“The human mind is not capable of grasping the Universe. We are like a little child entering a huge library. The walls are covered to the ceilings with books in many different tongues. The child knows that someone must have written these books. It does not know who or how. It does not understand the languages in which they are written. But the child notes a definite plan in the arrangement of the books—a mysterious order which it does not comprehend, but only dimly suspects.”
-Albert Einstein

"Give me the beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock 'n' roll and drift away..."
-Dobie Gray

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act."
-George Orwell

"The gods may throw a dice, their minds as cold as ice, and someone way down here loses someone dear."
-ABBA

“Which of us has not felt that the character we are reading in the printed page is more real than the person standing beside us?”
-Cornelia Funke

"You've crossed the finish line, won the race but lost your mind; was it worth it after all?"
-Lazlo Bane

"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
-Oscar Wilde

"Yet is it that, though whiling the time somehow, in walking, talking, smiling, I live not now."
-Thomas Hardy

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Ghost in the Machine by Smehur reviews
What if Nihlus didn't die on Eden Prime? This is an AU retelling of Mass Effect where the fateful meeting with Saren plays out differently, changing everything.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 101,854 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Saren A., Nihlus K.
A Day in the Life of a Big Goddamn Hero: The Collection by time2thrASH reviews
Zaeed Massani isn't used to dealing with other people. While he is a Normandy crew member however, he doesn't have much choice in the matter. The day has already started badly - will it get any better?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 36,977 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Zaeed M., Jack
Fidelis ad Mortem Astraque: Elementum by LegionN7 reviews
Prologue book to the adventures of Matt Shepard, a Colonist/War Hero Infiltrator with a very peculiar set of skills. COMPLETED. If you have finished reading this, please continue on to Fidelis ad Mortem Astraque: Heros Gnascori. Reads and reviews are encouraged strongly.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,525 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 10/15/2012 - D. Anderson, Shepard (M), OC - Complete
Adventures of a Space Hamster by Rockycombo reviews
How did Kaidan survive the collector's attack on Horizon? Why did Harbinger not fire on the Normandy when it came to extract Shepard's injured crew during the final charge? Why did Harbinger fly away from the beam? Find out here. Non-serious non-canon one-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Shepard (M) - Complete
NormandyNet by LegionN7 reviews
Shepard knows this will be a tough mission... so EDI creates an internal social networking service on the Normandy! You will want to read this. Seriously. And review it.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,744 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Shepard (M), EDI - Complete
Reichenbach Falls by Covenmouse reviews
Shepard thought she knew what the fall would bring, and welcomed it. Unfortunately...she was wrong. Post ME3-Synthesis.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,741 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
The Adventures of Space Pirate Commander Shepard by greggsmk reviews
Jack once told him to try his hand at Space Piracy. Finally fed up with the Council's lack of action, Shepard does just that. Unfortunately, he also manages to find the one profession he's terrible at. Tremble, galaxy. Space Pirate Commander Shepard has been born.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,914 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Shepard (M)
Commander Shepard is Easily Distracted by Knightfall1138 reviews
Earth is burning, and Commander Shepard is the galaxy's only hope for repelling the Reaper invasion. Perfect time to catch a movie.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,837 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Shepard (M), Marauder Shields - Complete
The Starlight Spire: Sasha's Destiny by SweetRosebud reviews
Orphan Sasha meets Carth Onasi and has to get the help of a beautuful jedi... romantic fanfic - adventure
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Bastila S., Carth O.
The Most Interesting Man in Mass Effect by Made Nightwing reviews
Jacob Taylor is obviously the Old Spice Guy. But who is The Most Interesting Man in the World?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Zaeed M.
The Adventures of James Vega and Sergeant Whiskers by Made Nightwing reviews
For Service Chief James Vega, rescuing a kitten from a burning colony was a random act of kindness. For Acting Sergeant Whiskers, it was the day that he met his human, and began his service as an animal scout. For both of them, it was life changing.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/22/2011
Well, What About Shepard? reviews
Meet male, pre-set, renegade Commander Shepard: brash, womanizing, and domineering in all his bullet-firing, reporter-punching, gap-leaping glory … because that's the only kind of person who can protect the galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,233 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Shepard (M)