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Joined 05-11-12, id: 4000700, Profile Updated: 07-03-14
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, West Wing, Spooks: Code 9, and NCIS.

Welcome to my profile! So far, I've written stories for NCIS, West Wing, and Harry Potter. Hopefully I will be able to write more in the future.

While Harry Potter may not be my favorite book (I like more historical books in general), I do love all of the character depth and back stories.

I absolutely love NCIS, NCIS:LA, Spooks: Code 9 and West Wing.

If you are looking for a good show to watch, you should consider Spooks: Code 9. In some places, it's also called MI-5: Code 9. It's on hulu for free. There are only six episodes in the first (and only) season and it ends on a huge cliffhanger, but I still think it's fun to watch and think about. It gets better as the season goes on, so try to keep watching even if you don't love the first episode! The last scene of the show is one of the most heart-wrenching scenes I've seen for a while.

Gibbs' Rules

Rule #1: Never let suspects stay together.
Rule #1: Never screw over your partner.

Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene.

Rule #3: Don't believe what you're told. Double check.
Rule #3: Never be unreachable.

Rule #4: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. There is no third best.

Rule #5: You don't waste good.

Rule #6: Never apologize — Its a sign of weakness.

Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie.

Rule #8: Never take anything for granted.

Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife.

Rule #10: Never get personally involved on a case. (Said by Tony, agreed on by Gibbs)

Rule #11: When the job is done, walk away.

Rule #12: Never date a coworker.

Rule #13: Never, ever involve a lawyer.

Rule #15: Always work as a team.

Rule #16: If someone thinks they have the upper-hand, …break it! (DiNozzo)

Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.

Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation.

Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live.

Rule #27: Two ways to follow: First way, they never notice you, — second way, they only notice you.

Rule #35: Always watch the watchers.

Rule #38: Your case, your lead.

Rule #39: There is no such thing as coincidence.

"The 40's are for Emergency Use Only!"

Rule #40: If it seems someone is out to get you, they are.

Rule #42: Never accept an apology from some someone who just sucker punched you.

Rule #44: First things first. Hide the women and children.

Rule #45: Clean up your own mess.

Rule #51: Sometimes you're wrong!

Rule #69: Never trust a woman who doesn't trust her man.

I have been searching for at least an hour for something that people put on their profiles about NCIS. I haven't been able to find it, so I'll just try to make my own.

How you know that you are obsessed with NCIS:

1. You find yourself Gibbs slapping people

2. You try to find a neon orange beanie to run with

3. You have a large paperclip collection

4. You tell people that you know 18 ways to kill them with a paperclip

5. You want to learn Hebrew

6. You want to visit Israel

7. You make up your own list of rules

8. Your new goal is to memorize the elements song that Abby and McGee sing in one episode

9. You try to convert all of your friends

10. You use marine terms like "scuttlebutt" and "I've got to hit the head"

11. You say "on your six boss"

12. You've seen every episode

13. You find yourself saying 'Ya think?' when someone says something obvious

14. You spend a lot of time reading/writing NCIS FanFiction

15. You hope you do knife throwing in the future

16. Want a gun and knifes in your job

17. Want to be in law enforcement or army

18. When someone starts talking about NCIS you take over and rant about everything and all the information on characters and episodes

19. You try make your clothes look like Ziva's

20. You start to use your gut to tell you things

21. You tell people that you can tell when they're lying

22. You can scare people by just staring at them

23. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb.

24. You find yourself singing Tony's undercover song at odd times.

Anyway, I hope that you enjoy my stories!

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Take Out The Trash Day by turbomagnus reviews
A collection of shorts, drabbles and snippets for West Wing that can feature various characters and situations. Pairings usually include Josh/Donna and Sam/Ainsley.
West Wing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,710 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 1/16/2014
Tumble Through Time by Holberry reviews
The Mirror of Erised fulfills an eleven-year-old Harry Potter's desire in the strangest of ways. Suddenly thrust into the past, Harry copes with getting to know a newly dating James Potter and Lily Evans while Dumbledore figures out how to send him back to his own time. There's only one problem; time travel has many repercussions and Harry finds himself getting…younger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,033 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P.
Once Seen Cannot Be Unseen by Lawson227 reviews
Observations of the Liz/Don relationship & interpretations as seen through various characters' eyes, including their own. Hopefully, the show will continue to cooperate with what I appear to be seeing. NOTE: In the wake of "Anslo Garrick, Pt. 1" I felt the need to tweak CH1 (Red's.).
Blacklist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,538 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 11/13/2013 - [D. Ressler, E. Keen] R. Reddington
The Beginning by Chillmaster3000 reviews
Sam Seaborn's life is about to change when he meets an unusual visitor at the White House. The first part of the Cerulean AU.
West Wing - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,189 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 1/24/2014 - C.J. C., Toby Z., Sam S., Josh L. - Complete
Happy Place by TaliVarda100706 reviews
Story takes place right after the ending of 4x24 'Descent'. This story focuses mostly on Deeks and his thoughts as he's in that room with Sidorov after watching what they did to Sam. Later chapters will deal with the aftermath of Sam and Deeks' torture. Discontinued.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,462 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Kensi B., M. Deeks
Squeeze by dizzy - in - the - izzy reviews
The memory of the Stewmaker still haunts her, and comfort comes from an unexpected source. Keen/Ressler. Oneshot!
Blacklist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/26/2013 - D. Ressler, E. Keen - Complete
Everything by ZBBZL reviews
She's afraid and she's confused but there's one thing that remains an evidence: she is here for him. KD. Post 5x01, Ascension.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/29/2013 - M. Deeks, Kensi B. - Complete
The Life We Lead by NCISgirl1527 reviews
Charlie and Briggs talk about Mike, Graceland, life in general, and what brought them to where they are. Set at the end of Pizza Box. Please read.
Graceland - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Charlie D., P. Briggs - Complete
Golden Boy by barricadeboyznthehood reviews
Mike Warren wakes up alone and on the couch. He's greeted by an energetic Johnny Tuturro, his first friend at Graceland. Mike and Johnny discuss their pasts through the guilt Mike feels for Eddie's suicide.
Graceland - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Mike W., Johnny T. - Complete
Ready by killianslonghaul reviews
Oneshot. "The process repeats for a few weeks, a couple nights each week, because none of them are ready to move on with their lives. None of them are ready to let their team go. They don't think they'll ever be." Starts Tony/Ziva/McGee centric, and then becomes strictly Tony/Ziva centric.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Three Cheers to the Mirror by moosesquirrelkittenandking reviews
Oh, they were probably going to go down in flames, but at the very least, they would go down fighting, and they would go down together. [Post-ep for 10x24 - "Damned If You Do"]
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
However Far Away by Fading to Black reviews
"I love you, Andy. However far away you are from me, I will always love you." Andromeda Black reflects on how her little fairy tale had gotten this far, and builds up her resolve to tell her family about him. Ted. Her library friend turned the love of her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Andromeda T., Ted T., Amycus C. - Complete
Giving in to Ainsley by Fluffernutter8 reviews
Convincing Josh has always been a hard thing. Sam/Ainsley postseries oneshot.
West Wing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Sam S., Josh L., Ainsley H. - Complete
His Life Before Their Eyes by Audrey Lynne reviews
In one moment, everything changed for Shannon Gibbs. She was never one to accept defeat. But, maybe, it wasn't defeat - but an opportunity to watch out for the man she loved. Gibbs and his team, from Shannon and Kelly's perspectives - the good times and the bad. Gibbs-as-father-figure to his team, Shannon/Gibbs love. No other official ships, except in Kelly's head.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,563 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Shannon G., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Heart Rate by tortuousphoenix reviews
A little Maggie one-shot following Jim's help with her panic attack.
Newsroom - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Complete
Big Block of Cheese Day by tennesseegirl2014 reviews
It's Big Block of Cheese Day again! Let the adventures begin! Touch of Josh/Donna and Sam/Ainsley.
West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Complete
Strawberry Flavoured Serendipity by SacredAir reviews
In which a young boy decides to lend a helping hand to a child in need. Deeks/Kensi One-shot. A shared childhood moment.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/14/2012 - M. Deeks, Kensi B. - Complete
Falling into a Pattern by snowbear96 reviews
The day that Sam Seaborn realized he was dating Ainsley Hayes began like any other. Set during the Santos Administration.
West Wing - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sam S., Ainsley H. - Complete
More Than Words by tidbit2008 reviews
Ainsley has had a very bad day. Sam/Ainsley.
West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Ainsley H., Sam S. - Complete
Political Capital by lcf328 reviews
Two years into the Santos administration, and times are good. Josh and Donna have just gotten married. The Democrats have taken control of congress. But someone from Donna's past threatens to cause trouble for both her and the administration. J/D, S/A
West Wing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,510 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Donna M., Josh L. - Complete
Secret Heart by goldenwanderer reviews
A collection of songs and short fics chronicling some of the life of Andromeda Tonks. Taken from my fanmix of the same title.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,036 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Never Die Young by Saimhe reviews
Character Death. Sam/Ainsley. A look at what the future might hold. Originally written in April of 2001.
West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/11/2003
Set Your Heart by Kerry3 reviews
An examination of the beginning of a relationship.
Alias - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,254 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/6/2003
Double Blind by lisek16 reviews
Francie isn’t blind, she has noticed.
Alias - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2002
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Humpty Dumpty reviews
*Spoilers for episode 6* This story is about Kylie's thoughts at the end of the last episode when she, Jez, and Vik are down in the sewers.
Spooks: Code 9 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Kylie R. - Complete
My Fire reviews
Vernon decides to move his family, plus Harry, to America for a year to expand Grunnings into the states. While there, Harry meets Kelly Gibbs, a girl who will change his life. WARNING: Rated T for rare profanity. AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,456 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Harry P., Kelly G.
Drop-In reviews
It's been over three months since Sam and Ainsley started dating, and no one knows. Well, that's until the day of President Bartlet's address to the public about his MS.
West Wing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Sam S., Ainsley H.
Bossa Nova reviews
What if Bartlet had decided to wait to meet Ainsley until the day after his State of the Union address? What would have happened to Ainsley and Sam?
West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Ainsley H., Sam S. - Complete
Flash reviews
4 years after Voldemort has won, Harry is hiding in the muggle world. Determined to change the present, he decides to take a trip- to the past. Meanwhile, Hermione, Neville, and Luna are also hiding. They haven't seen Harry for 4 years. What happens when Hedwig and a letter show up in their apartment? Currently on hiatus, but I will be returning to it at some point.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,024 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.