ToxicMeltdown
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Joined 05-11-12, id: 4000830, Profile Updated: 08-04-14
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン, Code Geass, Soul Eater, and Bleach.

Hello my name is Toxic I enjoy several anime including Naruto , Bleach , Hellsing Ultimate, SAO, Code Geass, Soul Eater, and Stein's Gate just to name a few.

I have finally started writing and will update as often as possible and will write my story to the best of my abilities. My bro Jerald finally got me to start writing so far i have enjoyed and we will see where this goes.

I have been known to be a smart ass and am damn proud of it. I'm known to be eccentric and weird which am and prefer people like that.


Questions

1. Who do you think Naruto should be with?

I prefer Hinata but Anko and Tayuya are good choices.

2. How old are you?

I am exactly positively ... none your damn business.

3. Do you consider yourself immature or mature?

It all depends on the situation and how I'm feeling.

4. Are you insane?

Are pickles oddly dick shaped?

5. Are you a religious person?

Of course. I'm in a specific religion called Don't Give A Rat Tooth.

6. Do you have any painful memories?

Read my stories.

7. Do you like sci-fi?

Not really, but I do believe in aliens.

8. Favorite food/drink?

My favorite food is chicken and favorite drink is kool-aid.

9. Are you black?

Racist! Just because I like chicken and kool-aid doesn't make me black.

10. Current place of residence?

#13 Neptune

11. Favorite number?

3 is amazaballs.

12. What is your favorite word?

Fucking. You can put it any fucking where in a fucking sentence and it still makes lots of fucking sense.

13. What is or will be the name of firstborn?

If/is boy then mom decides. If/is girl than her name is Lucy.

14. Genre of music you listen to?

Depends on my mood. Ones I listen to frequently : Metal Rock, Death Metal, Sreamo, Rap, Hard Rock, Beatbox, Dubstep, Nerd-Core, and Reggae.

15. Genres of music you hate?

Pop, Country, Jazz, Classic, and Boy Bands. Uhhhhhh. (Shiver)

16. Favorite Rapper?

Eminem he makes me laugh every time he raps.

17. Have you ever watched porn?

I am a male.

18. Perfect size breast?

So many choices... Depends on the girl is she's 5'8 then DD but if she's only 5' then Large C - Small D

19. Dick size?

Imagine a tree. A huge fucking tree. Now imagine a huge branch coming out of it. Now imagine another branch jutting out from this one. Now imagine a twig sticking out of this branch. Now imagine a leaf on the twig. Now look closely and you'll see a bug on the leaf. That's mine. The little bug on the leaf not the huge fucking tree.

20. Favorite pick-up line?

Hey sweetie that's a nice cherry you got there. I just so happen to be the king of pop.

21. Do you like video games?

Do walruses have bones in their dicks?

22. Favorite genre of video games?

RPG - Role Playing Game

23. Favorite Game of All Time?

Three Way Tie - Elder Scrolls Series - Dark Souls - Call of Duty-Zombies

24. If you could have a superpower what would it be?

Complete Time Control. So many ideas and ... (start drooling)

25. Are you smart?

I'm not the smartest person alive but I'm really good with strategy.

26. How old were you when you first plotted world domination?

You assume I ever have hahahahha ... 6...and a half.

27. Favorite movie?

Tie between 8 Mile and 300.

28. Favorite Character in a movie?

Yoda he's a green midget with a speech impediment.

29. Favorite hair color on a girl?

Normal would be black but I prefer dyed hair and then it's red.

30. How do you look?

Honestly I don't live anywhere near a beach but if you gave me a board, some shorts, and a seashell necklace then I look like a surfer.

31. Any piercings?

Yes two in my left ear. Probably more in the future.

32. Do you like to read.

Yes, but I'm picky about my books.

33. Favorite song?

Can't decide, but here's some great songs : Eminem - Beautiful, E-Dubble - Robots Can't Drink, Iniquity - Music, Sinumatic - Troll Rap, Linkin Park - Catalyst, Evanescence - Bring Me To Life, Meg & Dia - Monster, Rehab-1980, Thousand Foot Krutch - Courtesy Call, Marilyn Manson - This is Halloween, Tech Nine - Show Me A God, Tanooki Suit - Lordvessel, and Blue October - Drilled A Wire Through My Cheek.

34. Best fan fiction you've ever read?

Impossible to decide to here's another list : Lightning Ink - Timeless, Just Retribution - Our Ninja Way, freowin - Nightfall, Darthemius - Way of the Rattlesnake, Hinata0321 - Journey of the Three Failures, Third Fang - Yet Again-With a Little Extra Help, Saito Namikaze Reborn - The Uzu Hurricane, Lavender Wallflower - Looking Through Lavender Eyes. There are many more than this.

35. Favorite animal?

The greatest animal of all time is the wolf. Nuff Said.

36. Favorite Books?

Christopher Krovatin - Venomous, Heather Brewer - Chronicles of Vladimir Todd, Hannah Moskowitz - Break, Sherrilyn Kenyon - Chronicles of Nick, Geoffrey Girard - Project Cain, James Dashner - The Eye of Minds, Sally Green - Half Bad, Michio Kaku - (Most of his books), and Ramachandran - Phantoms In The Brain.

If you have any questions post review and I'll answer on here.


Random Fucking Shit

If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are the greatest pairing, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Aaa222xx, 'Angelito soldado', Rose Tiger, ToxicMeltdown.

Put this on your
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Hinata!


Favorite Sayings

I'm not stuck in here with you. You're stuck in here with me. - Rorschach from Watchmen

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Naruto vs Sasuke: The Aftermath by Kingkakashi reviews
Sasuke nearly kills Naruto, it affects everyone in many ways. There will be angst, surprises, & romance NarxHin KakxKur JirxTsu & many more. Warning be prepared for the most Evil Sadistic Sasuke ever, & Sakura takes a beating in many chapters. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 72 - Words: 870,840 - Reviews: 6062 - Favs: 3,449 - Follows: 2,895 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kakashi H., Kurenai Y.
Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 755,035 - Reviews: 4070 - Favs: 5,618 - Follows: 4,505 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
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Tales of a Twisted Individual reviews
This will be a collection of either first chapters to stories that I will most likely never complete, or chapter that could b used to male a story around. Either way if anyone wishes to use these for a story you must ask me first, also you must give some credit to me in your story. That is all I ask.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,905 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 8/16/2013
Spreading Toxicity
Just a normal SAO fan fiction? Maybe, maybe not. This will be a story following an original character through Sword Art Online. Of course every great main character needs a great sidekick and this one is no different. He's got his trust companion Argo at his side. If there will be any pairings it will be OC and Argo, but that depends on if I decide to develop it that far.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,680 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Argo, OC
Refined Insanity
What would happen if you took all of Soul's "cool" and replaced it with insanity? I have a vague attempt at an idea, but maybe we can crystallize it as we go. Most likely an OC/Maka story if there will be a pairing.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,041 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Maka A., OC
The Toxic Uprising reviews
What would happen if you replaced Lelouch's personality with mine? I really have no idea, but it will be interesting to find out. No idea where this story will go, but that will make it more interesting. Most likely an O.C. and C.C. pairing in this story if there is a pairing. Mostly because C.C. is the greatest female character of all time.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,546 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2013 - [OC, C.C.]
Seven Deadly Blades reviews
Toxic, Raven, Monkey, Death, Angel, Ares, and Muse are a group of seven teenagers who start out playing online games and end up doing so much more. Each one recruited for their unique skills and characteristics this story is of how they overcome impossible tasks and do what most would consider impossible for such a small group of people. Some ideas based off Sword Art Online.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,987 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 11/25/2013 - OC
Demonic Warrior - Human Heart reviews
Naruto is treated horribly by everyone in the village and even the Hokage doesn't like him. When he meets the Kyuubi his world is changed forever and with it the fate of the Leaf and the world will be shaped by the great warrior of Humans and Demons. Hiatus, possible discontinue. Someone may take it up if they want if they ask me and give me some credit in their version.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,104 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Changing Worlds reviews
Most likely Discontinued. Someone may take it up if they want by asking me and giving me some credit at beginning of their version.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,392 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Warrior Through the Ages reviews
Naruto had it all and lost it in a single swipe. He will go through thousands of years and different realms to get back what he once had. Will get what he wanted or will he fail? Most likely won't be continued. Some one may take it up if they want by asking me first and giving me some credit in their version.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,667 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Naruto U.