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Joined 05-11-12, id: 4000919, Profile Updated: 05-30-12
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

My name's Camille. I've been called Camille, Cam, and Millie, so I don't mind you calling me any of those. But I do keep an open mind towards new nicknames!

A lot of people have told me I'm a smartass. Uh, all for a good cause I guess. Apparently, idiocy is contagious.


Shoot me a message if you want someone to talk to!


My OTP - SasuSaku. Why? 'Cause she clearly loves him, and no other girl could be able to put up with him than her. I'm ready to defend it no matter what, so haters, come at me!

Other pairings I support:

- Neji x Sakura or Sasori x Sakura, and in very rare cases, Naruto x Sakura (Naruto)

- Zero x Yuuki (Vampire Knight)

- Loki x Lucy or Gray x Lucy (Fairy Tail)

- Natsume x Mikan (Gakuen Alice)

- N x Touko or Drew x May (Pokemon)


Project Gallery

1. Better Left Unsaid (Sasuke x Sakura) - finished

2. -- (N x Touko) - on the works

3. ? (Sasori x Sakura) - gathering ideas, inspirations, and whatnot


Won't be updating for a short while. I've got priorities, man. Like getting good grades in high school so that I'll get into a good university and become a good doctor and marry a good husband and raise a good family. Or, like just studying my arse off in my room.

Stay tuned for my future works. I'm really new at writing, so you might think my work(s) suck/s, but I'll do my best to keep improving.

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Simplicity by PeinSaku reviews
She is the girl that has no heart, and he is the man that unknowingly stole it. "You will become my tool. You will fight for me, aid me when I call upon you. And in exchange, I will ensure that you become the most widely-revered kunoichi of your time."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 111,861 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 2/15/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasori]
Pink and Green by Faye Iparis reviews
AU. "This is Sakura," Fugaku said. "She will be part of this family from now on." Sasuke then wondered how pink and green could possibly look good together as it looked good on her. - SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,858 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
All's Fair in Love and War by Renaerys reviews
The horrors of war are acutely felt by soldiers, but it is the healers who bear the burden of dealing mercy or salvation. When help arrives in the form of the Raikage's withdrawn bodyguard, Sakura begins to wonder if there's a difference.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,006 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - [Shī, Sakura H.]
The Infinite Perfection of Being by Renaerys reviews
All she's ever wanted is to confirm her existence. All he's ever wanted is to immortalize his existence. And somewhere along the way, they realize the only part that really matters is simply existing together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 136,248 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasori]
strings by Cracker-nin reviews
20 prompts inspiring 20 ficlets of varying length, genre and connectivity. Some AU. Do not read if prone to cavities. "Sakura grins. When he rights himself, through the fractures of his face, Sasori does the same." Appreciate that the only victim here is Deidara. SasoSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Little Piece of Heaven by Leanne Ash reviews
SasuSaku: "I don't do it because I think you're weak! I do it because—! Because I… just… Never mind." Years later it finally happened. Unfortunately, she just didn't care anymore. A story of love and irony, where one is oblivious… and the other is Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,634 - Reviews: 3562 - Favs: 3,226 - Follows: 2,090 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Genetics by JinnySkeans reviews
Sasuke reflects on the ultimate Uchiha curse: that of being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. One man's journey to protect his children from their own physical attractiveness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Club Kokoro by AlwaysNdForever reviews
AU: "Welcome to Club Kokoro! The only club that will mend your broken heart! Eh? Loke sent you? I didn't know he was into men!" Just what did Gray get himself into? One-Shot
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Lucy H., Gray F. - Complete
skinny love by seleneswan reviews
AU. Cut out all the ropes and let me fall. —Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2012 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
After the First Date by golden doe reviews
"Let's just break up," she told him, "we've only been dating for less than 24 hours and look at us. We're already fighting. Let's do ourselves a favour and break up early before we get too attached to each other and save ourselves from the too inevitable painful heartache." Sasuke didn't like the resignation and acceptance in her tone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
As Sick as a Dog by the.terrorist reviews
Sasu/Saku. Actions speak louder than words. And she realized that day, it was her presence that he wanted, and not her treatment.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Days of Static by refracted reviews
Sasuke, you have to find her. Don't let her die waiting for you—and thinking she's lost you, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3289 - Favs: 3,654 - Follows: 2,336 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Long Way Home by the general girl reviews
Sakura finds Sasuke again in Wind Country five years after the war, when he is supposed to be dead and she is supposed to be beyond caring. Neither have been very good at meeting expectations. — SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,564 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Bookworm and the Beast by My Hopeless Romantic reviews
Mikan has her head up in the clouds. Natsume is far too rational. Sumire is a bit disenchanted. They're all a little flawed. It's about differentiating between fantasy and reality. In which there are beginnings, endings and not-so-unexpected romances. #8
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 236,032 - Reviews: 2845 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
Heavenly Maiden by firevixen73 reviews
Sakura has been asked by Kakashi for a certain favor, one involving her old classmate Sasuke Uchiha. She of course refuses but friends can be annoyingly persistent when they want to be. Honestly hasn't anyone heard of minding their own business?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,276 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Perfect Man by cutecrazyice reviews
"Welcome to the neighborhood, new neighbor! Please meet my family and our perfect mango tree!" Hence, their childhood begins as Sakura plays with frogs, Sasuke glares, and the mango tree watches on. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Stumble by ideophobic reviews
Wherein Sakura learns why growing up among sociopaths is ill-advised. SakuraMultiple, UchiSaku. AU, most definitely. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,376 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Sledding by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
They were in a cave in the middle of nowhere, freezing to death, with little hope of rescue. As Sasuke pressed his face into Sakura's sweet-smelling hair, he realized he didn't want to be anywhere else. Pre-Shippuden Team Seven. SasuSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,434 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
only hope by finish line reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. "I'll tell you I love you but you'll think I'm lying. That's why I'd rather say I love you and let you think I'm lying than say I don't love you and know for sure I'm lying. I love you." He said, "You're lying." She smiled. "See?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Variance by dances.with.sunflowers reviews
Life. Sasuke is back, her team is always gone, and the hospital is a grave. Sakuracentric. Updated weekly. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,192 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Streets of Chicago by Neon Genesis reviews
Chicago!verse. Gunshots, and kidnapping, and waffles. No one said being a gangster is easy. Sasuke x Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 103 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Maelstrom by My Hopeless Romantic reviews
–Because before Mikan, Natsume’s pictures were black and white. AU. #25
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
he said by the blanket reviews
Sasuke, Sakura, and all that lies between. “I have never expected anything from you. That would have been the height of all foolishness, and say what you want about me, but I was never that. With you, Sasuke-kun, I only ever hoped.”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Miss Vanity by Neon Genesis reviews
Chicago!verse. "Sasuke!" I wail. Leap into action, dammit. Leap! "Don't let him eat me! Do something gangster-like! Isn't that what you get paid for!" Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Acceptance by delicate.desires reviews
So what if everything reminds him of her? That doesn't mean he misses her or anything. Oneshot. Sasuske x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Me and My Gangster by Neon Genesis reviews
Let me tell you something, kids. There is no drug, not one in the world that can get you as high as walking down the streets of Chicago, holding hands with your sexy gangster boyfriend. Sequel to Chicago. Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chicago by Neon Genesis reviews
When you ride the same subway every day at 4 A.M., you start to notice the same people. For example, I became nodding acquaintances with the very pretty gangster sitting four seats down from me. Alternate Universe. Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4225 - Favs: 4,246 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
in an orderly fashion by smartalker reviews
In which four people are stuck in a closet. Lucy fumes, Loki leers, Natsu sets things on fire, and Gray just wishes someone would kiss Lucy so they could all get out. Oh, and Happy is an evil genius. That too.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Gray F., Lucy H. - Complete
Maybe Next Year by asteriskjam reviews
Giftfic for Becca. Everyone knows seventh time's the charm. -SasuSaku-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
friends with benefits by smartalker reviews
Apparently, the magazine industry knew Lucy was dating Natsu before Lucy did. — LucyNatsu
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 74 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
darling and diabolical by smartalker reviews
Lucy is by far the cutest girl he knows, and Gray is deeply suspicious. — GrayLucy
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Gray F., Lucy H. - Complete
Redefine Typical by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It took Sakura four meetings to ask for Sasuke's name, and only one to tell him not to fall for her. It took Sasuke one meeting to realize Sakura was very likely insane, and four for him to decide that that was okay. SasuSaku. Oneshot. For Anne.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Idiot Syndrome by asteriskjam reviews
Konoha’s four beloved geniuses were not necessarily hardworking or sociable or humble or patient. But kami, weren’t they supposed to be brilliant? :SasuSaku, NejiSaku: :Shikamaru, Sakura friendship:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 85 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
happy birthday by smartalker reviews
Just because he got his girlfriend socks for her birthday does not mean that Neji is socially awkward. Well, he is. But he actually has a good reason this time. — NejiSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
love shack by smartalker reviews
It was only a matter of time before Sakura snapped and fed Sasuke drugs to make him horny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Song by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. Finally, after years of waiting, their reunion, and how every preconceived notion they had about each other flies out the window.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,548 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Black Coffee by IrredeemableSoul reviews
I really would have never guessed in a million years, that spilling coffee on him would lead to this. [SasukeSakura]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,910 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
naked sundays by the blanket reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I must have done something truly heinous in a past life or I wouldn’t be here, in this shopping mall, standing in a pineapple suit, while the Love of My Life walks toward me looking like he just stepped off a damned runway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Borrowed by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Mr and Mrs Haruno, I have your daughter, Haruno Sakura. I have kidnap—borrowed your daughter for some time without telling. The point is, I won't be giving her back. [Dark. Twisted. Funny][sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 82 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Uchiha 1002 by angel puppeteer reviews
He said it once. She heard it one thousand and two times.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 102 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Uchiha 1001 by angel puppeteer reviews
How many times would you say I love you?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 196 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Amity by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
A prankster, a brainiac, and an avenger. They don't make sense, but they don't have to. [Team Seven Friendship][Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Complete
Living For Your Whims by asteriskjam reviews
In her last moments, Sakura shows more strength than she had in her lifetime. And for the first time in his, Sasuke doesn't appreciate it. [SasuSaku] [OneShot] 'Stop it! Stop looking like you're ready to move on! ...Because I'm not.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Impasse by Geno Calamari reviews
Some thoughts on you and her before I kick your ass. Naruto POV, One-Shot. Spoilers for manga 219
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Complete
Better Left Unsaid reviews
01. AU "I know you wouldn't care, but a part of me hopes you would. I didn't want that hope to vanish, because hope always kept me going, you know?" SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete