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I like reading Mortal Instruments, Wolfblood, Alex Rider, MIHigh, Wolfblood and Doctor Who. LOTS OF DOCTOR WHO. I NEEEEEEEED DOCTOR WHO!!!
I am Aslan, formed by the merge of ASDA and Matalan
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.
Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else..
The rules only apply if you get caught.
I used all my sick days so I called in dead.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
I don't obsess, I think intensely!
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...
Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do
Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet!
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby
I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
The best place to hide is in plain sight.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
You laugh at me because I'm insane, I laugh cause you just figured it out.
If Justin Bieber went missing, 97% of people would search 2% would cry and if you are the 1% poking your new prisoner with a sharp stick then copy and paste this into your profile. }:D
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Snowdancer56, MoonAquaAngel, warriorfreak, jasminesolo, Protector of Canon2, (this goes for all of us) TheThroppSistersandCompany, muffinlover101, AmaraBellaGirl, Little Christian, BML1997, aleixia1012, Wazzella, Bellykid5,Aquaqueen81, BloodLily16 (that's a big five percent), Ghargr18
A trucker walks into a dinner. He goes up to the counter and orders: A soda, a hamburger, and a slice of apple pie. Just as he is about to eat his lunch, three bikers drive up and walk into the dinner. One of the bikers walks over and grabs the hamburger, he then proceeds to take a huge bite out of it, the second guzzles down his soda, and the third eats his apple pie. The trucker doesn't say anything to the bikers, he just gets up with a shrug, pays his bill and leaves. After he's driven away, the bikers congratulate each other on being so bad. "He ain't much of a man, is he?" one of the bikers snicker. The cashier, who overheard them, pauses and looks over at them from the front counter. "He's not much of a driver either. He just backed his eighteen wheeler over three motorcycles."
'Don't make me send my turtle on you! He has a mean throttle and punching power.'
'Don't try to fit in. It just makes the really bland and unoriginal that much more likely to beat you up. Instead, act crazy and eccentric. Then, when you prosper later in life, you can look back and be glad you weren't one of those idiots who chose to be like everyone else and go to that one trip with the bomb blasting in the floor under the rooms that the unoriginals were staying at.'
'The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets and my brain'
'Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back'
'Who cares whether the bottle is half filled or half empty! I just want to know who's been drinking my mango juice!'
If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the colour pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
95 percent of girls would scream and cry if Justin Bieber jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "DO A FLIP!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing him off yelling "JUST JUMP ALREADY!", add this to your profile! Quick note: I'd take binoculars. And a camera. A video camera.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a mobile phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, sweetcrimefighter, Moonchild707, CetaBabe, Ryuuwriter, WiccaChick98, wolvesarethebest, rockmusicismylife. (May I just add, a lady in the park probably thought me and my friend were drunk, I've never had more than Buck's Fizz in my life!), Ghargr18
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents"
Favorite Mortal Instruments Quotes!
“Basia conquum," Simon said. "Or whatever their motto is." "It's 'Descensus Averno facilis est.' 'The descent into hell is easy,'" said Alec. "You just said 'Kiss the cook.'" "Dammit," said Simon. "I knew Jace was screwing with me.”
“Is this the part where you say if I hurt her, you'll kill me?" "No" Simon said, "If you hurt Clary she's quite capable of killing you herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons.”
Isabelle drifted over, Jace a pace behind her. She was wearing a long black dress with boots and an even longer cutaway coat of soft green velvet, the color of moss. "I can't believe you did it!" she exclaimed. "How did you get Magnus to let Jace leave?" "Traded him for Alec," Clary said. Isabelle looked mildly alarmed. "Not permanently?"N"No," said Jace. "Just for a few hours. Unless I don't come back," he added thoughtfully. "In which case, maybe he does get to keep Alec. Think of it as a lease with an option to buy." Isabelle looked dubious. "Mom and Dad won't be pleased if they find out." "That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?" Simon inquired. "No, probably not.”
“Patience, grasshopper," said Maia. "Good things come to those who wait." "I always thought that was 'Good things come to those who do the wave,'" said Simon. "No wonder I've been so confused all my life.”
“Is this Clarissa Fray?" The voice on the other end of the phone sounded familiar, though not immediately identifiable. Clary twirled the phone cord nervously around her finger. "Yeees?" "Hi, I'm one of the knife-carrying hooligans you met last night in Pandemonium? I"m afraid I made a bad impression and was hoping you'd give me a chance to make it up to-" "SIMON!" Clary held the phone away from her ear as he cracked up laughing. "That is so not funny!" "Sure it is. You just don't see the humor." "Jerk." Clary sighed, leaning up against the wall.
“Hey," said Jace. who was sitting on an overturned speaker, looking at his cellphone, "do you want to see a photo of Alec and Magnus in Berlin?" "Not really," said Simon. "Magnus is wearing lederhosen." "And yet, still no.”
“Don't order any of the faerie food," said Jace, looking at her over the top of his menu. "It tends to make humans a little crazy. One minute you're munching a faerie plum, the next minute you're running naked down Madison Avenue with antlers on your head. Not," he added hastily, "that this has ever happened to me.” - Jace and Clary
“If you're texting Magnus to say 'I think u r kewl,' I'm going to kill you." "Who's Magnus?" Max inquired. "He's a warlock," said Alec. "A sexy, sexy warlock," Isabelle told Max, ignoring Alec's look of total fury. "But warlocks are bad," protested Max, looking baffled. "Exactly," said Isabelle.” - Jace Alec Max and Isabelle
“If you knew how to cook, maybe I would eat," Jace muttered. Isabelle froze, her spoon poised dangerously. "What did you say?" Jace edged toward the fridge. "I said I'm going to look for a snack to eat." That's what I thought you said." Isabelle turned her attention to the soup.” - Jace Isabelle and Isabelle's terrible cooking.
“Well, when I was five, I wanted my mother to let me go around and around inside a dryer with the clothes,” Clary said. “The difference is, she didn’t let me.” “Probably because going around and around in a dryer can be fatal,” Jace pointed out, “whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it.” - Jace and Clary
“We can buy you one of those books they have for little kids 'Timmy Has Two Dads'. Except I don't think they have one called 'Timmy Has Two Dads and One of Them Was Evil'. That part you're just going to have to work through on your own.” - Simon talking to Jace
“Simon looked from one of them to the other, and shook his head. “ When did you two get so buddy-buddy? Last night it was all, ‘I’m the most elite warrior!’ ‘ No, I’m the most elite warrior!’ And today you’re playing Halo and giving each other props for good ideas.” - Simon talking to Jace and Jordan
"Dont' tell me, you've got a drawing emergency. You need a nude model. Well, I'm not in the mood. You could ask Hodge," he added, as an afterthought. "I hear he'll do anything for a-" -Jace
"Well, you'll have to wait till tomorrow. I'm out of commission. [points to shirt] Look. Jammies." -Jace
"Those girls on the other side of the car are staring at you." -Clary "Of course they are, I am stunningly attractive." -Jace "Haven't you heard that modesty is an attractive trait?" -Clary "Only from ugly people. The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the concieted. Like me." -Jace
"...Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?" -Seelie Queen "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself." -Jace "At least, you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland." -Seelie Queen "Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting." -Jace
"That does it. I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year." -Jace "Why?" -Isabelle "So you can look up 'fun.' I'm not sure you know what it means." -Jace
"Have you tried talking to her?" -Simon "No. We have been punching her in the face repeatedly. What, you don't think that will work?" -Jace
"Here, I'll practice on you. [clears throat] Mom. I have something to tell you. I'm undead. Now, I know you may have some preconcieved notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I'm here to tell you that the undead are just like you and me. [pause] Well, okay. Possibly more like me than you." -Simon "SIMON." -Clary "All right, all right. The first thing you need to understand is that I'm the same person I always was. Being undead isn't the most important thing about me. It's just part of who I am. The second thing you should know is that it isn't a choice. I was born this way. Sorry, reborn this way" -Simon
"You know, most psychologists agree that hostility is really just sublimated sexual attraction." -Clary "Ah, that might explain why I so often run into people who seem to dislike me." -Jace
“You’re kind of pushy, you know.” -Clary "[shrug]. I have a fetish for damsels in distress.” -Sebastian “Don’t be sexist.” -Clary “Not at all. My services are also available to gentlemen in distress. It’s an equal opportunity fetish.” –Sebastian
“Not everything, Jace, is about you,” -Clary “Possibly, but you have to admit that the majority of things are.” -Jace
"Well, you can go ahead and hang your head out the car window if you like it." -Clary "I'm a werewolf, not a golden retriever." -Luke
“Enough, both of you. You can’t be complete jerks to each other forever, you know.” -Clary “Technically, I can.” -Simon
"The cuckoo bird. You see, cuckoos are parasites. They lay their eggs in other birds' nests. When the egg hatches, the baby cuckoo pushes the other baby birds out of the nest. The poor parent birds work themselves to death trying to find enough food to feed the enormous cuckoo child who has murdered their babies and taken their places." -The Inquisitor "Enormous? Did you just call me fat?" -Jace "It was an analogy." -The Inquisitor "I am not fat." -Jace
"This is bad," -Jace "You said that before." -Clary "It seemed worth repeating." -Jace
"I don't want to grow up, I want to be an angst ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead" -Jace
"I thought I'd lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while. It relaxes me." -Jace
"No, I'm just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns." -Jace
"It was like a bad movie, except he didn't actually twirl his mustache." -Jace
"My Romanian is pretty much limited to useful phrases like 'Are these snakes poisonous?' and 'But you're much too young to be a police officer.'" -Jace
"Never believe the bad guy is dead until you see a body. That just leads to unhappiness and surprise ambushes." -Simon
“Did you ever think that in a past life Alec was an old woman with ninety cats who was always yelling at the neighborhood kids to get off her lawn? Because I do.” –Jace
"I'm pure at heart. It repels the dirt." -Isabelle
"It's not often you get to see someone drool... Especially with such total abandon. Mouth wide open and everything." -Jace
"It says 'Shadowhunters; looking better in black than the widows of our enemies since 1234'." -Jace
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out