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Joined 05-12-12, id: 4001747, Profile Updated: 04-02-14
Author has written 19 stories for Harry Potter, Titanic, Star Wars, Psych, Big Bang Theory, Hunger Games, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Sherlock.

(Rights to the artwork as my avatar go to the amazing deviant artist, viria13. Please check her stuff out, she does all the fandoms imaginable and I know I spend hours browsing through her stuff.)

"There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed." --Ernest T Hemingway

Hey there!

My real name is [this material has been censored in the case of an online stalker] but you can all call me Freddie and I genuinely hope that you're having a great day.

I am fifteen years old; I laugh a lot; I love to read, write, doodle, and listen to rock-n-roll music (although the variety on my iPod is so spread out, I've got stuff from 1580 to 2013, Disney songs to hard rock, and lots of 80's synth pop). My favorite musical artists are The Goo Goo Dolls, Alan Menken, Hans Zimmer, Five Cent Wing, The High Kings, the Barenaked Ladies, and Mumford & Sons. (And yes, yes that is a slightly varied taste. Go figure.)

According to Pottermore, I'm a Gryffindor! (triumphant laugh of hur hur hur!) I'm with Harry! Obviously, that automatically makes me one of the good guys. *lack of sarcasm font is painfully felt* Seriously though, go Lions!

I like to draw and you can find my work on www.deviantart.com as DropYourSword (yuppers, that's a Princess Bride reference.) There is lots of fanart posted there and even illustrations from my own fanfic stories so check em out if you ever want to see how I'm really visualizing something that I've read or written.

I'm a horrible singer, although I don't let that stop me from doing so in public whenever I feel motivated. I'm in Latin III, learning how to speak a dead language. Make of that what you will. I'm a total foodie but I stink at sports, so if you see a girl out walking her two (positively bat-poo crazy) dogs for hours on end in order to stay under 500 pounds, it is most likely me. I am constantly getting myself hurt, though not on purpose. I just have this amazing superpower to hit my toes, knees, elbows, head, hands, whatnot on any surface in the room. Alas, this ablitly is both a curse and a...well, no, pretty much just a curse: I'm bruised and scared all over. The school guidance counselor had me in her office all the time trying to figure out my "problems" till she witnessed me clunking and stumbling down the hallway. Ain't been in there since.

I will go trick-or-treating in my homemade costume every year until I die. I love to jump around in my bedroom and wave my arms a lot (read: dance) with the music up way loud. I'm obsessed with reading through Bulwer-Lytton Contest entries, which is a competition to see who can write the first sentence to the hypothetical worst novel in the world--basically a satire of a lot of the junk on fanfiction. I'm one of the ones who starts replaying a funny movie in her head when she gets bored and then snorts out loud just when it gets quiet every time she "hears" a joke. 9 times out of 10, I'll do this for several minutes before noticing that everyone is staring at me.

I have a ridiculous laugh, an even dumber-looking smile, and still don't understand the art of flirting. (Did everyone else go to lessons or something?) but my chances of getting a boyfriend are pretty much nil anyway so I stopped caring a long time ago. Even if I did, (yes this is me trying to cleverly segway into listing my fictional crushes) the poor guy would probably be held to the same standard as Fred Weasley, Augustus Waters, Dimitri (Anastasia,) Leo Valdez, Jack Frost, James Potter, Finny (A Seperate Peace,) Marty McFly, Ferris Bueller, Percy Jackson, Dipper Pines, Han Solo, (Tom Hiddleston's) Loki, or The Oxford Comma and I do recognize that that's not entirely fair. (If you don't know who The Oxford Comma is, get off of fanfiction. Now. Right now. Just, just...I can't even... Okay, fine. You can stay on fanfiction, but go look up The Oxford Comma right now because it is distinguished, sophistaced, beautiful, functionally clarifying, sacred to literature as a rule, and perfectly necessary.)

I am a Christian and very proud of my faith. I know that no matter how bad I screw up, the Lord will inexorably love me and accept me even when I don't know why I'm worth loving; because that is how great He is and worthy of my praise. My favorite book is the Bible (seriously, it is; that's not just a generic answer) but I don't consider it in the same category as the other "fandoms" mentioned below. My favorite verse is Romans 8:18--"For I consider that the challenges of this present time are not worth comparing to the glory that will be revealed to us in heaven." Keep hope. It gets unimaginably better.

That being said, anyone and everyone is invited to PM me if they ever want to talk. If you wanna get something off your chest, wanna get a second opinion, wanna yell at someone (or just type in really big letters) I can take it, I will encourage, and I will help you to the best of my ability. I'm not perfect, but I will try as perfectly hard as possible for you. Just remember: life could be worse. Be glad you're not at rock-bottom. And it can also get better. Don't give up. We're together on this. *gives the friendliest of embraces*

In case you haven't guessed from my username: I am a HUGE Harry Potter fan (It's "FredNeverDied" because apparently "Duh,MyBoyfriendIsStillAliveAndWell,GoshDARNItJKRowling!" wouldn't fit. Silly FanFiction.) Other than Harry Potter, I love Percy Jackson; Inception; A Seperate Peace; Sherlock; The Odyssey; The Frighteners, Super 8; Sherlock; Shakespeare; nearly every Disney or Disney/Pixar movie ever made ever (because I refuse to grow up) especially The Lion King, Treasure Planet, the Toy Stories, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Atlantis, and Monsters Inc. While we're at it, there's also psych; Monty Python; the Princess Bride, (book and movie, indicated thusly because they're so different and still so separately awesome;) 30 Rock; Peter and the Starcatchers; the Squire's Tales; the old Muppet shows; The Loony Tunes Show; and anything by Cornelia Funke, Twain, Hemingway, or Grisham. Whew. We made it.

Another thing, I get really annoyed when people apologize for their writing. Either your stand by it or you don't, but don't grovel in the description over whether or not your piece is worth reading. First of all, no one will read something that the author is embarrassed about. Secondly, if you really don't think it's good, don't assault us with it. At least, not yet; edit. And if you do think it's good, (or at least hope so) then say so and be confident. We writers are in the business of hope and though out there be trolls, here be hearts of gold. You lose nothing by being confident. And thirdly, all that being said, I want to apologize for a couple of my stories :P . I wrote (or started) these when I was very young and very new to fanfiction. They are fluffy, sloppy, childish, OOC, Mary-Sue-riddled, and, in general, laughably pathetic. Since then I have learned my lesson (or at least hope so, please do me a favor and flame mercilessly if you see foul-ups) about the dangers of writing without an outline. But the writings that are so bad it's cute are: The Scoundrel's Story, Hufflepoem, Who Said Anything About Settling, and Happy Idiots. I won't take them down because I do like showing progress and because some people favorited them (note entirely sure why) but just so we're clear, I disown these abominations against literature.

I wish I could write more fanfics than I do, however there is this thing called school and, cheerfully being the passive-agressive, manic, obsessive-compulsive, neurotic nerd I am, I have to make straight A's. Then there's chores and sleep and mandatory sports (thanks Ma!) and just general business. Therefore, it's kinda hard to update any more than once every few months. Deepest apologies; I wish it wasn't so. Please review my stories because I want to know where I stand! (In a perfect world, I'm going to do this professionally one day...Or use my hurting-myself-constantly-and-accidentally superpower to save the world from evil every night. I haven't really decided yet.)

Happy fanficing everybody, *flashes the Nerdfighters gang symbol!* and DFTBA!

--Freddie


ATTENTION! ATTENTION! ATTENTION! Do we all remember the movie The Black Cauldron from Disney? Terrifying, beautiful music and gruesome bad guy, the feared Horn King; adorable piggy, Hen Wen, and comical creature, Gurgi; wonderful, complex, strong-willed hero Taran and most importantly, the lovely, clever, sweet-but-stubborn Princess Eilonwy? Well of course not. Because Disney locked them all away in the closet of Never-To-Be-Spoken-Of-Again because the film ended up being a flop. However, it's an absolutely fantastic movie, they just made it too scary for the intended audience (first animated one to ever have a PG rating). Well here's the thing, Eilonwy--a princess by birthright, unlike Mulan, Tiana, or Belle (even though I love them)--never made it into the Disney Princess franchise, though she has more backbone and ingenuity than lots of the Disney heroes. Copy this into your profile and add your name to the banner below if you believe that Eilonwy should be awarded her hard-earned, rightful place among the much-lauded Disney Princesses.
-FredNeverDied

And don't get me started on Kida from Atlantis. Just because the girl isn't as thin and dainty as the others, she's not allowed her title. (Because, honestly, that's looking like the only reason she's being skimped.) Kida saved her entire kingdom! And kicked some serious mercenary butt in the process. Copy this into you profile and add your name to the banner below if you think Kida, Princess/Queen of Atlantis and savior of her city, should join the lofty heights of the Disney Princesses.
-FredNeverDied


Wanted: Sue, Mary. I do solemnly swear to withstand, discourage, and even in some cases, destroy all influences, characteristics, or embodiments of the wanted felon, one Mary Sue, for the charges of being unbearably shallow; attracting characters already engaged in deep, meaningful, canon relationships; inserting Author's Notes in the middle of a story; chronically using terrible grammar; focusing only on clothing apparel and superficial attractiveness; always abusing dialogue tags and vocative adverbs; never having a real plot; and for being "effortlessly perfect" without ever showing a single scrap of original initiative, creativity, curiosity, cleverness, determination, athletic ability, humor, compassion, or deep character. She was last seen ruining a perfectly good fandom as she featured in yet ANOTHER fanfic, though she has been known to crop up even in professional pieces such as the Twilight Saga and Fifty Shades of Grey. She has impersonated and framed the brilliant young women: Annabeth Chase, Hermione Granger, Katniss Everdeen, and Lily Potter (among many others) for being slutty, ditzy, ill-humored, and shallow. Mary Sue goes by many aliases, do not be fooled if she is not listed as Sue, Mary (typical giveaways are names like Arianna, double to triple-names, anything with an apostrophe in the middle (e.g Dementia Dark'ness Way, Merlin forbid).) If you come across a Mary Sue; instantly and mercilessly flame the author for their legitimate and grievous insult to literature; PM all the positive reviewers of the Mary Sue story to experience the fandom again because perhaps they missed everything; and don't read another word of the Sue!fic. Smite the Sues!

--by FredNeverDied. Add your name to the banner if you agree.


Dear Two-leg Family,

This is too much of a time saver not to share with you.

1) Put 1/8 cup pet shampoo in the toilet.
2) Take the cat and stroke it lovingly as you carry it into the bathroom.
3) In one fluid motion, dump the cat into the toilet and slam down the lid. You may have to stand on it.
4) The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Ignore the sounds coming from within the toilet. The cat is actually enjoying this.
5) Now flush the toilet three or four times. This is known as the "Power Wash and Rinse" stage.
6) Have someone open the front door of your house. Standing back as far away from the toilet as you can, lift the lid and the cat will spring out and race out of the house to dry itself off somewhere outdoors.
7) Both cat and commode will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog


6 TRUTHS OF LIFE

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time.
2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.
3. And discover #1 is a lie.
4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.
I apologize about this but I’m an idiot and I needed company.
You now have two options...delete this or send it along to put a smile on some other idiot’s face today.


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

-- Girlbender875, Jedi Master Misty Sman-Esay, CommChatter, FredNeverDied


IDEAS FOR THE TAKING: You can find two story ideas that I have put up for grabs below in the stories: The Burial Boy and the Final Daughter (Hunger Games,) Harry Potter and the Polyjuice Potion (Harry Potter,) and What Happens on Gravity Day (The Big Bang Theory). Check 'em out and you can write them yourself.


REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings

and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game

and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are


--The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends—if they’re okay, then it’s you.--


“If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.”

“Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.”

"Ideas not coupled with action never become any bigger than the brains cells they occupied." my fortune cookie the other day

"If you find you don’t like a person, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, you’ll have stolen their shoes and you’re a mile away from them."

"Dealing with pain is a lot like dealing with a bad rainstorm. As loud and scary as it is at the moment, it will stop eventually. The trick is to not grieve over what was washed away, but discover the wonders of skipping through puddles and learning how to love getting wet." --Bennett Baker

"Fanfiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They don't do it for money. That's not what it's about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They're fans, but they're not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language." -Lev Grossman

"Try to learn to breathe deeply, really to taste food when you eat, and when you sleep, really to sleep. Try as much as possible to be wholly alive with all your might, and when you laugh, laugh like hell. And when you get angry, get good and angry. Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough." --Ernest Hemingway

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Finding Time by El Reino reviews
Remus wants to find out more about the new Potions assistant. He is curious about her secrets as she seems to know all about his. Hermione just wants to do her job and get out. Their timing was never right. EWE. Marauders and an eventual build up to romance. Drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 102 - Words: 85,495 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Bricks of Clay by ReneesWings reviews
Gibbs has run off to Mexico, Director Shepherd is running an operation built solely on revenge and Tony's starting to wonder where his loyalties actually lie. He needs back up. He needs it now.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,403 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Tony D., T.C. Fornell, Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Unsinkable by through-the-eye-of-a-needle reviews
It was unsinkable, they said, the ship of dreams. No-one realised they were wrong until it was too late.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,181 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 2/16 - [Cato, Clove] - Complete
Especially There by Feste the Fool reviews
My dumping grounds for Squire's Tales oneshots. The latest up: Gawain and Terence suffer a mishap
Squire's Tales, Gerald Morris - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,493 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 6/4/2011
Courtiers and Faeries by Elfpen reviews
'"What if some courtier comes by and sees you drinking with me?" Gawain grinned. "What if some faery comes by and sees you drinking with me? Who would be more shocked?"' my collection of Squire's Tales oneshots and drabbles, mainly focusing on Terence and the trials of being a faery prince in an unsuspecting English court. Guest-star one shots a high probability.
Squire's Tales, Gerald Morris - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,206 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Terence
Puppy Dog Eyes by CommChatter reviews
Annabeth never could say no to puppy dog eyes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/23 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Detective by CommChatter reviews
Being a police officer gives Percy the chance to pay it forward by helping young demigods. Now accepting requests.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Percy J.
Peanut Brittle by sparkles321 reviews
Mayella Ewell runs into Atticus a few days after Jem's 'accident'.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15 - Complete
It's where the wind blows by core-example reviews
It must have died when he did.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,710 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H.
The Watson Wing by SoulfireInc reviews
A sequel to A Letter to her Godfather. Sherlock's reaction to John's letter.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3 - Sherlock H., John W., Mary M. - Complete
A Perfect Act by dietplainlite reviews
Five times Sherlock apologizes to Molly and one time she forgives him. Contains spoilers for Series 3.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,366 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 1/13 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] - Complete
A Letter to her Godfather by SoulfireInc reviews
The letter John Watson hopes Sherlock Holmes never has to read.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Squire's Squire by Elfpen reviews
"You know, sometimes I really wish I weren't king. I think I'd like to be a knight. No, actually, not a knight. A squire, maybe. Just a servant. Not forever. Just a day." But you know what they say, Arthur, be careful what you wish for. For Feste!
Squire's Tales, Gerald Morris - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,797 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10 - Complete
By the Light of the Full Moon by TheChasm reviews
"But, well, it's a full-moon night and that changes everything." By the light of the full moon, four friends keep an old tradition. One is dead, one imprisoned, one in hiding and one has been left to pick up all the pieces. And once, they thought their bond was unbreakable...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,636 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
Black Ice by LeoArcana reviews
Tooth had once suggested that sleeping would help restore Jack's memory, so he spends the summers down in Antarctica catching up on well deserved sleep. However, one little accident from the Winds has caused the frozen spire of nightmare sand to break and the darkness within it to seek out Jack. [HIATUS]
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,292 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Jack Frost
The Marauders' Companion by Mibamonster reviews
When the Marauders and Lily discover 'The Marauders' Companion', a book filled with fan fiction of the Marauder Era, they find out that fanfiction writers are always interesting, if nothing else. JP/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 59 - Words: 167,760 - Reviews: 1938 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Marauders, Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Goth in Our Stars by Natalie's Pen of Pizzazz reviews
A parody sequel of the Fault in Our Stars. Writing inspired by "My Immortal" by Tara Gilesbie (xxxbloodyrists666xxx). Features unneccessary imagery, horrible grammar, Mary-Sues, illogical plots, and spontaneous, immature sex scenes.
Fault in Our Stars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Augustus W., Hazel L.
Change of Destiny by CommChatter reviews
Anakin Skywalker did not turn to the Dark Side. He and Senator Amidala vanish during the chaos following Order 66. Sixteen years later, when the Empire comes to their adopted homeworld of Ansion, Anakin is forced to join the Rebels to rescue his children. COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,435 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Real Pink by Appello reviews
How Pretty in Pink should have ended. Because the Duck Man deserves his girl, and he and Andie were made for each other! A short scene following Duckie's fight with Steff and Andie's argument with Blane. Because sometimes it's not so easy to see the love that's right in front of us.
Pretty in Pink - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,172 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Complete
Back to the Future by WildWitch12 reviews
Sixth years Harry, Ron, and Hermione are ripped from the year 1996 and are transported to the year 1991, where they find themselves trapped in their first-year bodies. Now they must find their way back to the future, without changing the past. I am not JK Rowling
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,605 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012
The Gloompugger Blight by Allarice reviews
She could not let him die for her. If she did, she would not be able to live in the skewed world that would remain, always wondering why and how and if, somehow, they'd all gotten it terribly wrong in the future. Luna&Tom. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,412 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/24/2011 - [Luna L., Tom R. Jr.]
ceiling cracks by Fading Winters reviews
Lives tend not to piece themselves together when they need it the most. — MonicaIsaac, drabble.
Fault in Our Stars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Isaac, Monica - Complete
Photographs by Mibamonster reviews
Oneshot. When James comes over to Lily's house for the first time, he goes through her old photographs. When he finds one of her and Snape, Lily tells him about their friendship and why it ended. Jily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Group Hugs: Blooper Reel by FamousNoOne reviews
A few snippets of things that may or may not have happened during Harry, Dobby, and Miffy's car ride to the hospital when Miffy went into labor. You don't HAVE to read Group Hugs to understand this, but it would probably be a lot funnier if you did. Rated T for implied violence and sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Harry P., OC, Dobby - Complete
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 8708 - Favs: 6,122 - Follows: 5,971 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Group Hugs by FamousNoOne reviews
Everyone loves Dobby, and we were all devastated when Bella acted like the *insert awful word here* she is and killed him. But what would have happened if he had lived? What would his life be like? Thanks to FredNeverDied – man, that girl can get me to write anything, can't she? – you can all read about my hopes and dreams for the Dobby who never died.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Harry P., Dobby - Complete
Gravity by ReneesWings reviews
Tony's living with Gibbs and he's finally found his family, finally feels safe. Everything was going right. Everything was perfect. And that's usually when the ground crumbles from underneath you. Sequel to Free Falling.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,346 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Adventure, the Temptress! by FamousNoOne reviews
James and Sirius are afraid that Peter is trying to steal their thunder! This is the story of the adventure that brought the Marauders together!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Marauders - Complete
Why My Heart Fluttered by FamousNoOne reviews
After a run-in with Severus, Lily wonders if James may not be the arrogant boy she thought he was. Now being continued, thanks to pressure from FredNeverDied.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,979 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Rules and Regulations of Hogwarts by Mibamonster reviews
"'You know, I could give you detention for this,' said Lily, without looking up from Human Transfigurations: When it Goes Wrong. James smirked and put down his quill. 'Evans, I've literally read every rule Hogwarts has – I don't think tapping the table is something I could get detention for.' " But then, Other things can get one into detention, as they soon find out. Jily fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/25/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Turning Tables by scared of clouds reviews
Lily Evans and James Potter has always been a complicated story; its just never been quite this complicated before. But everything happens in its own time, and the eventual outcome of things was always quite clear to everyone who wasn't Lily Evans or James Potter. L&J, seventh year. Cover art by anxiouspineapples.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 204,628 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
We've Got a Date by FamousNoOne reviews
James is determined to ask Lily out and confident that, this time, she'll agree. What he doesn't expect is for Lily to turn the tables on him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Boy Through the Window by KCKibbles reviews
"The choice is yours, Ginny. You can assist me in searching for the pieces of my soul capable of redemption in order to pass on into what's after death or you can watch helplessly as I take the life of your unborn child so that I may live again. I personally don't care which."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,102 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
Sailors, Kids, and Witches Oh My! by PREttYPAIN reviews
A few Kit and Nat drabbles. Not in order. Some about their relationship after Witch of Blackbird Pond, some during.
Witch of Blackbird Pond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,909 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 9/1/2009
The Grey Eyed Goddess by Pickwick12 reviews
The day 007 meets his daughter is the day her life turns upside-down, leaving James Bond to juggle a kidnapping, the meaning of fatherhood, and a grown-up daughter with her eye on a certain Quartermaster. Post Skyfall.
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,489 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - James Bond/007 - Complete
second star to the right by MadiYasha reviews
Dipper, through a series of typically Gravity Falls circumstances, finds himself a teenager. Finally confident in his pursuits, he decides to try for a date with Wendy. How will things play out? Read it to find out! (Cover image generously donated by tumblr user moringmark!)
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,471 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Wendy - Complete
Stolen Time by little0bird reviews
A series of moments in the lives of the characters of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,241 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 8/25/2008
To Catch A Snitch by samlikesgreeneggs reviews
Before Voldemort and The Chosen One and that fateful night in Godric's Hollow, there was just a boy and the girl he loved. Her name was Lily and his was James. This is their story. ON SEMI-PERMANENT HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 130,094 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Lilium Ignis by StormySeaEyes reviews
Lily Potter was born and raised in the spotlight. Before, she never wanted any part of it, but now that dark forces have begun to rally, there's more demand than ever for her to step up and claim her place. Struggling with love, family, and belief, how far will Lily be pushed before she breaks? Companion novel to Beautiful, Broken, Lovely
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 140,106 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Times Did and One Did Not by Feste the Fool reviews
A collection of "X times that This Thing happened and One Time The Opposite Happened" stories, each one focusing on a different character. Better explanation inside. 6. Ariel Wandered
Squire's Tales, Gerald Morris - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,221 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Sarah, Arthur, Piers, Ariel
Dear Draco, That Which Went Unsaid by Cheerfully Blue reviews
A series of letters that were written to Draco by Hermione but never sent, a story of Hermione's year on the run. Collaboration fic with FamousNoOne.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,721 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by Omega135 reviews
Nobody can live forever, but everyone deserves a shot at eternal happiness. A collection of one-shots about characters after their deaths. Annabeth/Percy, Jason/Piper, Nico/Rachel, etc. Read, review, and enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,687 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Rachel D. - Complete
All He Needed by SkinXLess reviews
What went through James's head when Lily walked down the aisle? Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mistletoe Meltdowns by october31st1981 reviews
"We're not twelve, you know. I'm dating you. You needn't trick me into kissing you." In which fourth years are a pain and much cavorting is done.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
For You by Omega135 reviews
A collection one-shots about Annabeth and Percy's relationship. Enjoy! Percabeth, Rated T just because, takes place after TLO
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,336 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Make an Effort by Ramenette reviews
If a girl is too good for you, do not leave her. Make an effort to be worthy of her instead. / James and Lily's final year in school as told in months.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
He was just Sixteen by Anrheithwyr reviews
Do no let them die in vain. Do not let him have died in vain.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Colin C., Dennis C. - Complete
How Do You Call Your Lover Boy? by CokeBottleK reviews
"Nuh-uh, Evans. No way would Prongs skip out on Quidditch with me just to shag you.": Lily and Sirius make a bet for James's attention. L/J. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/3/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dix Choses by ooosk reviews
Ten things you never knew about the Harry Potter characters. Chapter 4 - Sirius Black
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L.
Stolen Moment by SkinXLess reviews
James and Lily are so busy fighting a war, they never see each other. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Six Runaways of Leo Valdez by allthenicenamesaregone reviews
The six times Leo Valdez runs away from his foster homes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Leo V. - Complete
No Longer Just My Own by MistBlade8 reviews
Oneshot; Lily Potter has always been afraid of death. How does she overcome that fear, with only seconds left?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Flying Lessons by SkinXLess reviews
Lily asks James to teach her how to fly. Takes place in their third year. My submission for Jily Secret Santa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Playing at War by Keira7794 reviews
Tonks/Remus Tonks is assigned a mission to go undercover with the werewolves. Can Beauty ever love the Beast?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,019 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Advent by fabiansgoldwatch reviews
It is 1978 and you are cordially invited to spend this Christmas with the Potters. Sirius wants to drink, Remus wants to beat someone at chess, Peter wants to know where the cat is, Lily wants everything to be perfect, and James won't let Lily do any of the cooking. All other guests are just hoping that they leave with all of their limbs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,028 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/30/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Promise by Omega135 reviews
She's not as crazy as everyone thinks...but she promised. Ten truths about Luna Lovegood. Luna/Neville, rated T to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A New Start by Justanotherfangirl3000 reviews
Nothing ever happened between Katie and Oliver while they were at school. They were just friends. But after the final battle, they finally see each other again. Things are about to change, in several ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Katie B., Oliver W.
The Kitchen Boy by Motek reviews
"After ten years from the night of the revolution, he finally finds the way of getting out of this hell called Russia. And it is the Grand Duchess Anastasia herself." The journey from the streets of Russia to the nights of Paris; from pain to love. The story retold.
Anastasia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Anya/Anastasia, Dimitri - Complete
Confessions Of The Heart by happyday girl reviews
Set in the first War. James comes back to London to find his wife with a burning question. Can he answer her darkest fear, whilst keeping his own emotions at bay? A short one-shot with protective James and a worried Lily. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
So Damn Easy to Lie by way2cool4uXX reviews
And then, when I go back to my room, they come again. And they sit on my bed. And they talk, softly, soothingly, and sometimes I wonder why I don't care they're there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Alicia S., Fred W. - Complete
Dog Tags and Daughters by fowl68 reviews
Reality is a selective thing and choosing one isn't as easy as it sounds. Very light ArthurEames. Companion to Tit for Tat.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,992 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Out of Control by FamousNoOne reviews
Odd letters arrive for Hermione and Draco. What do they mean?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tom's Ramblings by Aarati reviews
Young Tom Marvolo Riddle Jr. ponders on many subjects. He has a feeling that he is so much better than every one else in this world and he is always proven right in this count. *sigh*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Tom R. Jr.
The Path You Choose by KCKibbles reviews
"I never thought you were this naive." "Naive?" "Trusting. Innocent." "I like to see the good in people, what's wrong with that?" CoS AU. Being stuck in a diary for 50 years can make one lonely, but growing too attached to your prey can be dangerous. A story told in 100-word snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 325 - Words: 35,328 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Ginny W.
A Mid-Summer's Day by samlikesgreeneggs reviews
An outrageously hot day and a nine months pregnant, six days overdue Lily Potter are not the best combination. One-shot for Jily October. Rated M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
In Silent Suffering by AmzyD reviews
You feel it rushing through your body like blood moving fast and rough. It boils in your ears and simmers in your stomach. The results stain your cheeks with a red glow, your eyes a startling dark shade as you turn your gaze to the horizon. Jealousy. R/H OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G.
All The Unsaid Things by Trivial Pursuit reviews
In the end it was only all the unsaid things that really said anything at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 10/21/2012 - [Bellatrix L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Conversations by PumpkinSnitch reviews
When Kate died, each of her team members talked to her one last time. One day it might happen again.  Who might be lost? And what would each team member be thinking? My first story, so please be nice!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,088 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Tim M. - Complete
The Plan by HeddersTheOwl reviews
Fred enlists Hermione's help for a prank on Umbridge but ends up discovering feelings he never thought existed
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Maps by Mibamonster reviews
After getting the Marauders' Map from Harry - to 'help him get out of trouble' - Teddy has some difficulty finding out how it works. Luckily, the Marauders are always happy to help new mischief makers. Earlier version appeared in The Marauders' Companion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Teddy L. - Complete
Convergence by Elfpen reviews
After Terence falls seemingly dead at Arthur's feet, Sir Gawain and Arthur find themselves on a quest to save two worlds, intertwined for centuries and inextricably brought together by the humblest, most powerful squire in all of Camelot.
Squire's Tales, Gerald Morris - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Sir Gawain, Terence
Twin Torment by RainWillow7 reviews
The Weasley twins catch Hermione writing 'I love Weasley' on her parchment and corner her in the common room to question her. She doesn't answer and years later George seeks an answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2012 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Quidditch by HeddersTheOwl reviews
Ron has been an idiot during Quidditch yet again, but his surliness has sparked something wonderful for his best friend and little sister
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
First by PrettyPrettyPlease reviews
I loved you first. Cobb always got the pretty little Architect. "As Ariadne ran her hand through the blonde's hair, Arthur's hand ran through his own. He prayed to every deity that she would stop Cobb. But she didnt." AxA with implied AxC
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Follow the Red by PrettyPrettyPlease reviews
"I will always find you." With accomplishment comes renown. Being renowned makes you prey. Someone wants Ariadne dead or alive so none but Eames and Arthur have entered the race to find her first. This is a game of various cats and one tiny Parisian mouse.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 111,932 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Expecto Patronum by Fredweasleyforever reviews
"Think of a Powerful Memory" To create a Patronus charm you must think of a powerful memory. Each chapter is a VERY short drabble on what each character's memory is. Request characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012
Dear sixteen year old me, by MischiefManaged007 reviews
Harry Potter characters write letters of advice to their sixteen year old selves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 108 - Words: 7,754 - Reviews: 2597 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011
Free Falling by ReneesWings reviews
A late night walk brings Gibbs to a young Tony and leads the two of them on a journey that neither of them were expecting.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,145 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Fiction Fiction Fiction Fiction Fiction by Loafer reviews
Befuddled by a comment on my recent Karlton story suggesting that it's *wrong* for any psych fanfic to be non-Shules, I had to write this little thingy.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Juliet oH. - Complete
Oh Darling by she.a.punk reviews
"I want to spend the rest of my life with you Jules. But, um, there's something I've got to tell you first. And I hope..." he sighed, but bravely kept his eyes locked on hers. "I just hope you can forgive me." - Shules with some Gus thrown in because life isn't complete without him.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Shawn S., Juliet oH.
Lily makes a scene by NoseBitingTeacup reviews
Quick all-dialogue one-shot where Lily gets mad at Marlene for helping 'Potter'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Lily Evans P., Marlene M. - Complete
Territory by Mibamonster reviews
'I could be your pet and you'd have to take care of me and I could lie on Lily's lap whenever I wanted and look under her skirts, and nobody would notice…' A late-night conversation between James and Sirius, featuring peeing for territory, girls and possibly becoming a pet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/16/2012 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The tale of Peter Pettigrew: a poem by racketeer reviews
an angst filled poem which explains the life story of the one and only Peter Pettigrew, from the perception of the man himself, including his reasoning for betraying his best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Peter P., Harry P. - Complete
Deeper Waters by ninjacatchester reviews
Because the waters have gotten deeper and bigger and that means that there are bigger fish in the sea. *freeverse, on Wormtail's betrayal
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Peter P., Marauders - Complete
A Spacer and His Girlfriend by Amara Z reviews
Han receives a surprise welcome home from Leia.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
Poor Peter by RileyMLG reviews
Perfect Prongs. I didn't mean it. Magnificent Mooney. Please, stop. Popular Padfoot. They deserved better. Lovely Lily. I regret hers the most.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Peter P., Marauders - Complete
Loved by Winter by Josephine Stone reviews
This begins at the end of the scene where Gene and Finny last talk to each other, before Gene goes to class and Finny goes to surgery.
A Separate Peace - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Gene F., Finny - Complete
Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow? by PrettyPrettyPlease reviews
It means too much to both of them for this to be just a one night stand. Right...? Co-workers don't do this. This isn't platonic. How could this possibly be friendship? Arthur and Ariadne, based off the song of the same title.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Say It by PrettyPrettyPlease reviews
He doesn't say it to make it easier to shove her on a plane back to normalcy. His job: to keep her safe, not fall in love with her. On their next gig,The Point Man might realize that hiding your feelings can have worse consequences than showing them.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,998 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Black Death by fortheloveofgodineedanewone reviews
"May your loyalty never waver again, Wormtail" Lord Voldemort. Oh see, I used the line! a free verse on Wormtail the man, Peter Pettigrew the rat.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Peter P., Harry P. - Complete
Monty Python and the Holy Grail:Unnecessary Sequel by LuckyDuck932 reviews
It s totally unecessary, but it shall be told! Rated T for saftey purposes.Read and Review!
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,616 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011
A Voyage Unforeseen by Love-the-Boots reviews
The story we all know and love, told through Nat Eaton's eyes. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Witch of Blackbird Pond - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,695 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Complete
Special by storm-brain reviews
It was like a dream. When he learned what he was- special- and where he belonged- with family- and his talents- killing- and his friends- his cabin. But he wakes up when the little girl doesn't.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Complete
Always Hoping by TeamGredAndForge reviews
A month after the Battle of Hogwarts, George finally leaves his room and goes on a mission: to bring Fred back.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,842 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Snaps by Jewels5 reviews
James comes up with a nickname.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 88 - Published: 5/1/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Suffering by Kitty O reviews
It's important to remember that King Arthur is human, too, and these things - They happen to humans. This is a completely innocent, amusing oneshot. Set anytime between when Lancelot came back to court and the end of the series. Please read and review!
Squire's Tales, Gerald Morris - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Arthur, Terence - Complete
Inigo's Love by SnoopyGirl213 reviews
What if Inigo went back for Giulietta? DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ BUTTERCUP'S BABY! One-shot Rated T to be safe
Princess Bride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Inigo Montoya, Giulietta - Complete
Outrunning Truth by storm-brain reviews
Because Bianca was his mother. His sister. His best friend. The one constant in his confusing life. She was his everything. And now… she is gone." Nico runs through the woods. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Nico A., Bianca A. - Complete
Of Death and Glory by storm-brain reviews
No matter how many monsters you kill, and kill, and kill again, how many enemy half-bloods fall to your knife, you cannot always save those closest to you. A half blood realizes that with glory comes death. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
Letters by little0bird reviews
A series of letters between different characters, set during books 1 through 7 and beyond. Some of the characters' names are slightly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,763 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 12/18/2007
A Tree by Jewels5 reviews
No one questioned that James Potter should receive a Hogwarts letter....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Remus L. - Complete
Every Duck Has His Day by My Reality is Fiction reviews
How long can Andie stay clueless? When a bad date forces her to realize she might also have feelings for Duckie, will Andie be ready to handle it? And will Duckie finally fight for what he wants? R&R Please!
Pretty in Pink - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,045 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
Tales From Beta Reader: Storm by storm-brain reviews
“Where for godssakes have you been? Have you seen the archive lately? Are you on sabbatical? Have you retired?” The computer screen warped and the Muse dragged herself out, sitting cross-legged on top of Storm’s bookshelf. Part of the Beta Reader series
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
Tales From Beta Reader: Zeus by storm-brain reviews
Zeus was feeling neglected. Oh sure, he was mentioned here and there, but never of any importance. What did these writes think they were doing? Had they not read the Odyssey? Sequel to Tales From Beta Reader: Athena.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
Letters by black4minister reviews
Imagine all the letters James' mum and dad would have got. These are from his first year. Don't forget to review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2008 - James P., Minerva M.
In a Nutshell by Jewels5 reviews
Lily and James: their epic as the fanfiction authors love to tell it. In a nutshell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/15/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Smart by Jewels5 reviews
He knew I wouldn’t cry. I’m smarter than that. Selfishness urges me to, but of course I wont. I don’t want to cry. I don’t even want to persuade him. Fate rests in our words, so I’ll speak none. He knows I wont go hard on him. He’s smarter than that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
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The Daughter and the Detective reviews
Lucy Watson suffers from acute (and possibly terminal) hero worship of her godfather, the detective. Sherlock holds a place in his heart (that's possibly larger than is healthy) for his godchild, John's daughter. And every now and then, the two of them need to catch up...and if that means he dangles her in front of a potential drug lord as their choice activity, then so be it.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 2/21 - OC, Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fully Set reviews
In which Sherlock may or may not show his hand at just how much he cares for his goddaughters; naturally, in the form of psychological torture. Semi-sequel to The Daughter and the Detective. "You're just doing this because there haven't been any good murders lately," Lucy grumbled, glaring at him. "That," he said thoughtfully. "And it's so much fun to watch young people squirm."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18 - OC, Sherlock H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Polyjuice Disaster reviews
Just a prompt: What if Remus and James switched places on the night that Voldemort went to Godric's Hollow? How will Harry's life and the series' plot be entirely different with James and Sirius doing their best to raise their god/son who's destiny is fast approaching? Now being written by abbl2 and another version by PadfootisMyHomeDawg! Check their stories out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Harry P., James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Bolt: The Sorcerer's Stone reviews
If Harry was the leader, Hermione the brains, Ron the glue that kept them together, who was the wild card? This is Grace Potter who has no filter between her mind and mouth and a penchant for getting into trouble. Different from JK's original and the other sisterfics!harrypotter, I assure you. UNDER REWRITE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,919 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Harry P., OC
The First Maraud reviews
Moony-the quiet, bookish introvert; Wormtail-the timid, tagalong yes-man; Padfoot-the loud, shameless rebel; and Prongs-the confident, charismatic romantic. Who would think boys so different could become friends? Surely they were brought together by something great. Something terrifying. Exhilarating. Something to change a boy forever. Something like the events of that first maraud
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Marauders
Happy Idiots reviews
In a rush of originality, I had the idea that Jack might have lived! No seriously, this is a new take on it, and we follow Jack and Rose back to Chippewa Falls where they meet Jack's family, particularly his litle sister who doesn't think anyone is good enough for her big brother. This is the REAL way the movie should have ended! Rated T for swearing. Please R/R
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,021 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Rose D., Jack D.
Scream reviews
James is covering for Sirius and Peter on a certain full-moon night and helping Remus though the transformation. Without the other two there, James learns some important things about about suffering, his best mate, and the virtues of silent strength that he never would have if it weren't just he and Remus. One-shot. No slash. Set in fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror reviews
What if Sirius had the other two-way mirror on him when he died and Harry was able to talk to his godfather and parents though it? "Sirius Black? Sirius Black!" "Pads, is that your pocket talking to you?" "I dunno, but it sounds like...no way, it couldn't have been there the whole time...Harry!" T for swearing and a tiny bit of suggestive-ness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,944 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., Harry P.
First Target reviews
Percy starts his new mission of helping the latest generation of demigods discover who they are and what they can become. No fluff. One-shot. "His plan could go a number of ways, many of them bad. Percy sighed. "It's fine," he told himself, "It's just Victoria. She's cool, she'll handle it well." But that didn't make confronting his first demigod child any easier."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Percy J., OC - Complete
After the Veil reviews
Sirius is reunited with a friend who died in the first war. During his time in Azkaban, he did a lot of thinking about her and now, on the first time they've seen each other in sixteen years, he's pulling a make-it-or-break-it move. Heaven!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Sirius B., Marlene M. - Complete
They're Just Yellow Jackets reviews
Thirty one years after the war has ended; on a seemingly still, peaceful night; Haymitch is terrified to discover a bloody, mangled, obviously-attacked mess on his porch. Even worse-this mess is going to force him through bribery and blackmailing to fix it up and then not breathe a word of the matter to Katniss or Peeta. What could possibly have happened to scare Haymitch so badly?
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Haymitch A.
The Burial Boy and the Final Daughter
Looking for inspiration? Here's a plot that I myself don't have time to write. When a Capitolite fell in love with a girl from the Districts, drama was sure to ensue. But when she, Elzie, is thrown into the Arena, Ferrin will do anything to save her. But someone already has her eyes on Ferrin and has other ideas about Elzie's survival. Love triangle, action, tradgedy, conspiracy...
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Complete
I'll Be There Every Time reviews
In the immediate aftermath of escaping Malfoy Manor, Ron has some new discoveries to grapple with. "Several thoughts crossed his mind in that split second. Like, if he survived but she didn't, he would never forgive himself. And, Hermione meant more to him than anyone else and always would. And, most importantly, he was in love. Hook. Line. And Sinker. And then he was dragged away"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
What Does Yes Mean? reviews
"What does 'yes' mean, Mr. Potter?" McGonagall asked, glaring at him. "What does 'yes' mean?" James asked her incredulously, "it means this is the best moment of my life and you're messing it up!" How James finally got Lily to go out with him. Also includes the rest of the Marauders (of course). Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,832 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P., Marauders - Complete
Of Specialty Pancakes Coke II and Compassion, Creativity, & Comfort reviews
Cute Shules double-shot between Shawn and Gus concerning Juliet (and guest-starring Bill Cosby!) Shawn comes in late to a breakfast date/early-morning appointment and Gus wants to know why. Revelations and revelry ensue. Shules and pineapples included, of course. No fluff. Please Read and Review! Written for my brother Jeb; Merry Chistmas buddy.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Shawn S., Burton G./Gus, Juliet oH. - Complete
What Happens On Gravity Day reviews
This is an idea I've got for when a new girl moves into 5B. Beautiful Gwen Andrews was a closet nerd until she met up with the guys and became the newest addition to their group. Could she be the one that Raj can finally speak to?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Rajesh K. - Complete
Hufflepoem reviews
A short poem for Hufflepuffers everywhere, the most well-rounded, hard-working, loyal, and honest House in Hogwarts. You Badgers certainly deserve your credit!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Complete
The Scoundrel's Story reviews
This is Star Wars from Han Solo's point of view. How he changed from the self-centered scoundrel into the self-sacrificing hero. Canon with nothing except the original trilogy. Rated for mild swearing, please read and review.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Han S., Leia O.
Who Said Anything About Settling? reviews
About a month after Return of the Jedi, Lando wakes up to find Han Solo trying to leave in the middle of the night. What at first seems like a petty desire not to be "tied down" turns out to be a little more noble. Transitions from Lando and Han hanging out to Leia and Han "hanging out". K-plus for swearing. Please R/R.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Leia O., Han S., Chewbacca, Lando C. - Complete
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