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Joined 05-12-12, id: 4001813, Profile Updated: 01-24-17
Author has written 7 stories for Series Of Unfortunate Events.

Hello!

I hope you enjoy my stories!

Finished:

  • I Will Love You As: A Violaf
  • Rose Veins and Brandy Rings
  • Poison Darts
  • Blossom
  • Bitter
  • In Progress:

  • The Concerned Caretakers
  • As The World Goes On Its Wicked Way
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    Untouched by AnetteS reviews
    She lost her faith. He had little to begin with. Now she is facing a chance to live, but without almost everything she was taught to rely on. Magic. A story of healing, love, and two people desperately in need of both. SS/HG. HEA
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,878 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
    The Unexpected Side Effect of Draught No 9 by lovetoseverus reviews
    After the Battle of Hogwarts is over, Harry Potter feels restless and dazed by life, and struggles to find his path amid a sea of guilt and other demons of war. Who is he now if not The Chosen One? Help comes in the form of an unexpected friend, and an even more unexpected potion. Adventure, drama, romance, fantasy, hurt/comfort, humor, first time. Slash, SS/HP, brief CW/HP, RW/HG.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 192,786 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 3/29/2009 - [Severus S., Harry P.] [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
    Taxi Driver by fluggerbutter reviews
    Violet Baudelaire finds herself washed upon the shores of Briny Beach—the very place where her misfortune started. Her ship has crashed. Her family is nowhere in sight. And then comes the taxi driver.
    Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,457 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Violet B., Lemony S.
    My Blushing Bride by AnnaWatermelon reviews
    The kind of fanfic that's been done a million times. Violet signs the marriage document with her right hand, she's legally married to Olaf, etc etc etc. Violaf. Enjoy.
    Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Violet B., Count O. - Complete
    Wherefore Art Thou Lampwick? by LuckyDuck932 reviews
    Lampwick's Drama class is putting on Romeo and Juliet and to his horror he is cast as the lead. Cue the kids laughing about howe "perfect" it is due to Lampwick sharing the same name as his character. If bringing attention to his real name -ugh- wasn't bad enough, he has a lot of lines to learn! Well, at least he has Pinocchio. Written for the Disney Kink Meme. SLASH! Modern AU.
    Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2013
    Unquestionable Love: The Prequel by CRMediaGal reviews
    The beginnings of an unconventional relationship between a professor and his student are tested by war, secrets, prejudice, and perseverance. Epic novel with angst, drama, and blossoming romance. Prequel to Unquestionable Love. HBP to Post-Hogwarts era.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 510,551 - Reviews: 2508 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
    Butterfly Wings by apastron reviews
    Nevertheless, he is the most beautiful creature you've ever met, far more beautiful than the princes in your fairy tales; and it hurts you to know that you would be letting him go soon.
    Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Peter Pan, Wendy D. - Complete
    Tower, Tower by Bainaku reviews
    When a mysterious assassin threatens to kill off all the royalty in Ooo, Princess Bubblegum calls upon the services of a legendary knight to protect her kingdom. AU.
    Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,149 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A.
    The Cupcake Conundrum by True Blue Fool reviews
    Dumbledore decides to hire a fanfiction author for the Muggle Studies position. Snape uncovers the next great threat to the wizarding world. One-shot, AU, crackfic. Features Paranoid!Snape
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Severus S., OC - Complete
    Watch It Work by Bainaku reviews
    Marceline wasn't always a problem.
    Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,941 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum
    Experiment by Bainaku reviews
    "Marceline tastes like dusk, like violet stormclouds and thunder and lunar eclipses and tree branch shadows scuttering over windowpanes and words, so many words never written down in books, geez no."
    Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
    Linger by Bainaku reviews
    Marceline's got a few questions about that shirt.
    Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
    Empty Pages by l0velyfe reviews
    "I know what love looks like. I've seen it in Hermione's eyes when she looks at Ron. That's how he looked at you." Harry sets off to speak the words that were left unsaid. But how much has Draco changed in nearly two years? /M-rated Drarry/
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,622 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
    More Than Meets the Eye by l0velyfe reviews
    Post-final battle. Harry is laden with the guilt of those who perished for him. One who was thought to be dead survived. Can Harry trust his cracked heart in the hands of a man whom he once hated? /Warnings: Snarry, rated M for sexual content/ COMPLETE.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,847 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
    Only Fools Rush In by True Blue Fool reviews
    Ten years after the fall of Voldemort, Severus' life has fallen into a routine, and he can almost believe that he can find happiness in normalcy. Until he can't. A sequel to Art of Potions, but can be read alone. *On Hiatus*
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,085 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Severus S.
    The Art of Potions by True Blue Fool reviews
    When an artist from Snape's past returns, he starts to see a lot of things in a different light. Including one Harry Potter. Snarry.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,794 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
    In This World For You by SnapesFavorite reviews
    The night Lily and James are killed, Dumbledore asks for Severus's promise to give up his own destiny in order to protect Harry's life. Severus agrees, but when he meets his husband from the future, he's forced to break his word. HPSS Slash.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 43 - Words: 204,033 - Reviews: 3138 - Favs: 2,794 - Follows: 3,306 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
    Acquittal by coffeeonthepatio reviews
    Snape, known evil git, is teaching at Hogwarts again when Hermione, Gryffindor Princess and girlfriend of Ron Weasley, returns to finish her 7th year. Feeling alone, she seeks solace somewhere only one other person knows about. ::canon except epilogue.::
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 191,467 - Reviews: 3435 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
    The Aftermath by Ms.Freestyle reviews
    Harry wants to know why Snape kissed him before the final battle. One-shot Snarry Post Hogwarts
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
    Chance by Ms.Freestyle reviews
    The entire Great Hall watched in awe as Snape knelt before Harry and presented to him his Valentine gift. “For you, Mr. Potter.” One-shot Slash
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,849 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
    Time and Time Again by Mottlemoth reviews
    Snarry; complete. Canon-compliant - no, really. It's eleven days since the fall of Voldemort and Harry still can't look away. Rated M for Snarry slash. Romance, angst, drama, smut, the lot... reviews are very welcome.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,295 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
    Won't You Please Stay With Me? by Ms.Freestyle reviews
    Before his 40th Bday, Snape must acquire a potential spouse before the Ministry arranges one. Of all the people, he chooses Harry. Everyone seems to think it’s a great idea, except Harry. Can Snape woo Harry’s love before it’s too late? SSHP Slash COMPLET
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 119,136 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
    Beyond Words by Steppenwoelfin reviews
    When Voldemort dies, he curses Harry to become mute. Dumbledore assigns Severus Snape to teach Harry how to overcome this obstacle. Initial hate yields to increasing understanding, respect and attraction between the two...Complete.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 68,717 - Reviews: 1483 - Favs: 2,608 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 8/12/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
    Crash Boom Bang by Steppenwoelfin reviews
    PreHBP. After Voldemort's downfall, Dumbledore offers Harry the DADA position at Hogwarts. A matured Harry accepts the job only to encounter detested Severus Snape. Is it too late for reconciliation...or for...more? Snarry fic. COMPLETE.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 56,989 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
    Real Stars Dying by Dollfayce reviews
    Violet and Olaf, talking on the boat, before it all goes down. So to speak. VioletxOlaf.
    Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Violet B., Count O. - Complete
    Veritas Vos Liberabit by StarryGazer reviews
    Slash. SSHP. A humorous take on a ‘cliché’ fic idea. Harry is just about to graduate from Hogwarts, and there are some things that Severus DOESN'T want to get off his chest. Unfortunately, he doesn’t get much of a choice.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
    The Master Plan by StarryGazer reviews
    SLASH. Complete. Harry is looking for the knowledge and training to survive the war. Only Severus Snape can give it. This is being edited for mistakes, and that is why the chapter titles and numbers don't match-I'll fix it someday.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,919 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
    To my Kind Editor by blissfully ignorant reviews
    Lemony Snicket finds evidence that his beloved Beatrice is still alive somewhere. morp.
    Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2003 - Published: 7/9/2003
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    Blossom reviews
    He has seen this young woman blush hundreds of times throughout their years together, has seen embarrassed, aroused, delighted- but never has he seen her red with shame.
    Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24 - Violet B., Count O. - Complete
    As The World Goes On Its Wicked Way reviews
    A repetition, of sorts. (a small glimpse into the lives of V and O after I Will Love You As)
    Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 12/28/2016 - Violet B., Count O.
    I Will Love You As: A Violaf reviews
    Of course, Violet didn't know it yet, but the house was relatively safe. Besides a rickety bookshelf, a lecherous captor, mind tricks, peppermint, French food, anagrams, codependents, poems, secret visits, psychology books, poison darts, only one bed, a skylight, tea, secret letters, root beer floats, matches, guilt, and loving parents.
    Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,976 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Violet B., Count O., Lemony S. - Complete
    The Concerned Caretakers reviews
    Beatrice and Bertrand Baudelaire watch seventeen-year-old Violet mingle at a VFD party. They quickly become concerned. Violaf!
    Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,589 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Violet B., Count O.
    Poison Darts reviews
    On the night Count Olaf's parents are murdered, Beatrice Baudelaire meets with a certain Snicket in a crowded opera house.
    Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/12/2015 - Complete
    Rose Veins and Brandy Rings reviews
    When Count Olaf is younger, much younger, he cannot quite control his disgust for murder. This is how he prevents the Baudelaire mansion from burning, the first time.
    Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2015 - Violet B., Count O., Beatrice - Complete
    Bitter reviews
    Sometimes, when he is alone, Count Olaf will consider time. Violaf. AU.
    Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Violet B., Count O. - Complete