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Joined 05-12-12, id: 4001883, Profile Updated: 03-05-15
Author has written 8 stories for Forgotten Realms, Tenkai Knights, Hellsing, 1984, Invader Zim, Naruto, Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

As you can tell from my avatar, which is totally a real picture of me, I'm a ninja elf pokemon trainer. I also have an abnormally large head. My neck snapped under the weight of it years ago, and now I'm also a ghost, and a time-traveling wizard robot. True story.

FWGT stands for fun with google translate. I love google translate.

I started to write sequels to the Human Zimptidurarara but then I stopped. Some things that would have happened: the durarara chars combine into giant robot and fight Justin Bieber who has a human centipede powered death lazer. The Coke polar bear is there. Izaya also falls in love with the OC but it turns out he and Shizuo were pretending to like her so people wouldn't know they were gay lovers.

I'll be busy with AP stuff and club stuff so I probably won't update any of my fics until late May or June. If I update one before that don't encourage me because I'm procrastinating.

Coming Attractions:

The Akatsuki doing a bunch of random shit

Naruto/Sword of Shannara crossover

Anri from Durarara!! is a hermaphrodite and fights Rita Repulsa

Shingeki no Wheel of Time

Pokemon Stuff

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The Beginning of Qoazi by Nalzul reviews
Wow you rebel
Roblox - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5 - Complete
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
A Very Jolly 'Murican Christmas(awesome trio) by ObeytheCupcake reviews
After sexually assaulting a Jehovahs Witness, Alfred fleas the country in hopes he can escape the charges. He ends up in Finland where he learns Santa's workshop isn't just a workshop.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [America, Denmark, Prussia] Finland - Complete
Unforgiven Attack on Titan Shingeki no Kyojin by Sarah Gore Blackplage reviews
Raven Dusk Despair is a new studint and in the training corps to avinge the death of her mother and father and siblings and is destind 2 become the greatest titan slayer in historu (I DI NOT OEN ATTACK ON TITAN OR DRACULA IR BLACK BUTLER)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 9,988 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Eren Y., Levi
A New Tail by Cornonjacob reviews
In order to help humans and demons live together peacefully, Lucifer sends his daughter from America to become a transfer student at the True Cross Academy. She gets into a fake sticky situation with her new classmates and Koneko becomes a real Butthead. Yes, it's lemon scented. Note the rating.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,728 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 9/16/2014 - OC, Rin O., Yukio O., Izumo K.
Macsuna - Sword Art Online Alternate Story by Belle-Destinee reviews
what if sword art online have different protagonist? here we see kiritos dark side... and a new character appears! Warning character death and rape and LEMON! dont like dont read. OC x Asuna, OC x Silica OC x Suguha, OC x Yui, OC x Lizbeth, OC x Kiritos mom
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Lisbeth/Rika S., Yui
Clifford's Really Really Really Long Meditation by the touched reviews
Clifford Meditates for a really really realy long time
Clifford the Big Red Dog - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 983,102 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 4/28/2013
ta gost of u by shadesthatmakeyourdickhurt reviews
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Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Bella, Edward
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 31,792 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 5/19/2010
The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by Quinn Anderson reviews
A fellow Sherlock author asked me to put together a comprehensive guide to writing both gay and straight erotic fiction, as well as lists of sexy words and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use. Includes Table of Contents and References.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,862 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 74 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper - Complete
Robo Bando by robofan101 reviews
This what if bando become full robot now in Redux version
Crossover - My Little Pony & Elfen Lied - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,202 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Rainbow Dash, Bando - Complete
Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami by D'arkYagam'i reviews
Light's twin brother Dark moves in with them! What secrets does he have? Has cusses and Sayu/Misa. EDIT: His other sister Night Yagami will come as well! Find her secrets too!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 57,150 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sayu Y., Misa A. - Complete
Secret Video Files Of ITACHI by Blood Rain Falling reviews
Itachi has a new camera and his making his biography. Follow Itachi through his life like you have never seen before. You've never seen a crack fic like this. definitely out of character and definitely crazy. Not even the characters take this story seriously so come in and have a laugh.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,622 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Itachi U.
Ed And Davy Jones Work At McDoneld's by monkeygirl98 reviews
What happens when Davy Jones from Pirates Of the Caribbean Works With Ed from Ed,Edd n Eddy at McDoneld's? read this one-shot and find out! this is my first story
Crossover - Ed, Edd n Eddy & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Ed, Davy Jones - Complete
Hogwarts rejection letters by Midnighter 13 reviews
We all know the story of Harry accepting his Hogwarts letter. What if instead he wrote a letter indicating he did not wish to attend? And what universes could such a letter come from? Acepting letters on my forum!
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 11,964 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Harry P.
Disaster Area by Abicion reviews
A sacrifice necessary for preventing an even bigger disaster.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3151 - Favs: 4,476 - Follows: 2,330 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Log by ThatReallyReallyWeirdDude reviews
"As the log takes your place, you become The Log and The Log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja." As the Holy Book of Log enters Naruto's life, everything changes. LogWorshipper!Naruto Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,965 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 1,141 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Naruto U.
Covered In Chocolate I by Penguins In Toasters reviews
Well, this is basically a repetition of the words, "Covered in chocolate". I know it may seem really stupid to you guys, but I have a civic's test tomorrow morning and I can't sleep... more inside!
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 116 - Words: 12,751,087 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011
Fragile by Hydrophilia reviews
Kakashi gets sick and thinks about suicide.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Kakashi H.
MASTERPLAN by PDMM3 reviews
shizuo izaya and ikuto go pedo for amu 8D
Crossover - Shugo Chara! & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Amu H., Izaya O. - Complete
One night of the drop of rain by Kanashiki reviews
LU in order to discover it!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Training in the Village for a Massive Man by ComicsNix reviews
Bruce Banner decided to control his inner Animalistic side for good, so he went to Japan and receive training from the ninjas from Leaf Village.
Crossover - Naruto & Incredible Hulk - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Complete
VENGEANCE! The Musical! The Story of Uchiha Sasuke by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
The Sandaime insists eight year-old Sasuke get therapy. Iruka decides to make him participate in a theater production. So how does this lead to a smash hit musical about how he’s going to kill Itachi? CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,687 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Naked Heart: In Soul of the Sun by ComicsNix reviews
Professor Utonium is dead, and the Powerpuff girls have fallen into an abyss where their souls are being consumed. Only by fighting against their inner demons, they will be able to overcome the tragedy in her lives.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Blossom, Buttercup - Complete
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex. 3/3/15 Writing in progress...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,264 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Doomsday Womb by ComicsNix reviews
Doctor Claw is in Metropolis. He plan a great heist at the Metropolis Bank, but a Man of Steel is on his way. But Claw's plans are more nefarious than Supes think. It will blow everyone heads!
Crossover - Inspector Gadget & Superman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete
Love Beyond Circuits, Love Beyond Flesh by ComicsNix reviews
This story is situated in the beggining of “Return of Jedi”, before Luke Skywalker arrives, but after Leia, R2-D2 and C3-PO get trapped by Jabba. It tries to explain what happened in the meantime. Hope you enjoy!
Crossover - Star Wars & Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Leia O., Optimus Prime - Complete
Umineko: Memories of Umineko by xx-barachan-xx reviews
Umineko has to deal with memories of her tragic past.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Complete
The Human Whose Name Is Written In This Fanfiction by Gen Duruk reviews
Tired of reading the same old terrible fanfiction? Want a good laugh? Want to improve your writing? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this fic is for you! If you answered no to all of them this fic is still for you! Reviews or flames welcome.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,459 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - L, Ukita H. - Complete
The Pocky Monster by Nocturniquette reviews
The REAL reason Itachi slaughtered the clan. "They didn't buy me pocky, Sasuke." Complete and utter CRACK! Teasing of pairings of SasuNaru, ItaSasu, and ItaKisa. Overuse of the f-word. Not to be taken seriously.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Weirdest Attack Ever by NarutosBrat reviews
The truth behind that fateful October 10th night. Insanity at its worst.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
What Comes Next by Starshone reviews
When you save the world naked on national television, the world wants a piece of you in return. Once you let the world in, the world won't go away. Jenryacentric genfic, with the 'real' stories behind Tag Tamers and Santamon o Sagase.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,395 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Jenrya L./Henry W. - Complete
Get Down To The HAM HAM BOOGIE! by Bleeding Wings reviews
The unthinkable is here.  Two of the coolest anime shows are about to face off in the greatest battle of their lives!  It's Cowboy Bebop vs. Hamtaro  Who will prevail?  Find out for yourself!
Crossover - Cowboy Bebop & Hamtaro - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,179 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 20 - Updated: 4/3/2003 - Published: 8/3/2002 - Complete
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Dokushi common bird poison devil death reviews
Before Hellsing events, Schrödinger's met him Pip Bernadotte at the bar libido, had a baby named Raven to the most perfect baby was now. Well vampire and adults, the Raven must save the world. FWGT
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/5 - Heinkel, Pip, Schrodinger, OC
HOW? ! reviews
Naruto experiments with his shadow clones and gets himself pregnant. Naruto/Naruto, eventual Naruto/Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5 - Naruto U., Gaara
Naruto and Saduke Leave Wifed For The GAy reviews
Post-epilogue. Naruto and Saske have a gay love affair and leave their wifes and kids and the kids are sad.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Bolt U., Sarada U.
The Human Zimtipedurarara! The Trilogy reviews
It is what it is.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/14 - [Zim, OC, Shizuo H.] Gir - Complete
Leave Me Alone! I'm on a Date! reviews
Guren and Gen start dating and are too busy being lovey-dovey to fight Vilius. Has swearing, suggestive themes, and no one is in character.
Tenkai Knights - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [Guren N./Bravenwolf, Gen K./Dromus] [Ceylan J./Tributon, Vilius] - Complete
AirSTRIP One
America goes crazy and does some weird stuff to England, who is now named Airstrip One. Emphasis on the 'STRIP.' America makes him strip, is what I'm saying.
Crossover - 1984 & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Published: 11/18/2014 - England/Britain, America, China, Canada - Complete
OH YEAH! reviews
They save a rec center. Alucard x Integra; Kool-Aid Man x Walter
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/15/2014 - [Alucard, Integra] Walter - Complete
A Forever Uneaten Sandwich reviews
One-shot where Shizuo, who is Drizzt's nanny, suddenly realizes how little sense this makes.
Crossover - Forgotten Realms & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Drizzt D., Shizuo H. - Complete