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Author has written 10 stories for Forgotten Realms, Tenkai Knights, Hellsing, 1984, Invader Zim, Naruto, Trigun, Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

As you can tell from my avatar, which is totally a real picture of me, I'm a ninja elf pokemon trainer. I also have an abnormally large head. My neck snapped under the weight of it years ago, and now I'm also a ghost, and a time-traveling wizard robot. True story.

Also please go to my youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnNDrfr9bJAih1jk0uD3B6g

Right now there's just one AMV uploaded but I'm working on more so subscribe!

Some more stuff about me from dumb personality quizzes!

You Are: Chaotic Evil- A chaotic evil character does whatever his greed, hatred, and lust for destruction drive him to do. He is hot-tempered, vicious, arbitrarily violent, and unpredictable. If he is simply out for whatever he can get, he is ruthless and brutal. If he is committed to the spread of evil and chaos, he is even worse. Thankfully, his plans are haphazard, and any groups he joins or forms are poorly organized. Typically, chaotic evil people can be made to work together only by force, and their leader lasts only as long as he can thwart attempts to topple or assassinate him. Chaotic evil is sometimes called demonic because demons are the epitome of chaotic evil. Chaotic evil is the best alignment you can be because combines self-interest and pure freedom. However, chaotic evil can be a dangerous alignment because it represents the destruction not only of beauty and life but also of the order on which beauty and life depend.

You are the most like Pinkie Pie! OO! You have boundless energy and will take every single possible moment to exert it! Not only that, but you looooove to party, so wherever you can be that you can party and get down at, you will want to be! Your love of parties and laughter makes you a very fun pony to be around, because all of your friends generally have a good time when they're with you — as long as your overabundance of energy doesn't irritate them.You don't just go against the grain, but you pretend the grain isn't even there, saying neigh to the norm and doing whatever it is you want to do, regardless of how silly it may be. Your carefree attitude is admirable in that sense, but you can easily get discouraged when people don't quite 'get' your sense of randomness and laughter. If you can't put a smile on a friend's face or if you disappoint them, you'll feel bad about it.Despite your rather quirky nature, you often times do know exactly what you're doing, even if it may seem you're going about it in an odd way. You have a certain sense of things and it would be wise for your friends to believe you. You may be naive and carefree, but you're willing to try almost anything out, even if you're completely clueless on it. You're also a very creative pony, dabbling in songs, performances, and other creative ventures, while also coming up with creative solutions to whatever problems may be out there.

I started to write sequels to the Human Zimptidurarara but then I stopped. In case you were wondering, here's some things that would have happened: the durarara chars combine into giant robot and fight Justin Bieber who has a human centipede powered death lazer. The Coke polar bear is there. Izaya also falls in love with the OC but it turns out he and Shizuo were pretending to like her so people wouldn't know they were gay lovers.

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Canon vs Fanon by Ashynarr reviews
Because sometimes the fandom needs to be reminded what canon is actually like... No longer a Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,152 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 7/10/2012 - America, Canada
SpongeBob SquarePants: Vine by dlkrabs7 reviews
This episode about is SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward just made a cool video on Vine and they show Mr. Krabs and customers about it and they like it. There's a awesome song called Watch Me (Whip / Nae Nae) by Silento: You already know who it is Silentó Silentó Silentó Gonna do it for me Now watch me whip (Kill it!) Now watch me nae nae (Okay!) Now watch me whip whip Watch me
Crossover - Simpsons & SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31 - Complete
Fluttershy in Fazbear Frights by Shark Lord reviews
Fluttershy had agreed to look into a new attraction for Discord. However upon entering an animatronic version of Discord stalks the two. Where did Jack the Raptor go? Don't own MLP nor FNAF.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25 - Fluttershy, Angel, OC, The Murderer
False Spring: Rebirth by Enbi reviews
"Can I get a refund on this whole reincarnation business? I don't even get a body to myself!" [Self-Insert as Inner!Sakura] [SI/OC] These things don't just happen randomly, except for when they do: a story about fire, fear, and a friendship that transcends the very fabric of the space-time continuum, changing the ninja world to its core. But is it for good or for bad?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,714 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 5/30 - Sakura H., Hidan, Team Seven, OC
That Was Rather Easy! by Bushkid168 reviews
How much simpler could things have been (for both himself and everyone else) had Harry just ditched his wand at some point and picked up a gun instead? This is my first story, written on a whim.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5
Cobra Commander's Holy Luncheon by Secondpillow reviews
Cobra enters the secret sanctuary of the chrome egg and discusses groceries with his friends who live in his nipples.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29
Tea Party by Princess Rapunzel-Punzie reviews
Elsa n Anna have a tea party
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30 - [Anna, Elsa]
It's Highschool! Hell, or Paradise? by Zeelee-Vallen reviews
Hinata is shy and quiet, but rather philosophical. Though, she rarely let's anyone know. What will happen when her Pen-pal CrimsonNight try's to convince her to share her thoughts? Will her shy exterior keep her back? ItaxHina, GaaraxHina, HinaHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,495 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Hinata H., Itachi U., Gaara
final fansy sevun- the real sory by William Ungerstein Fmerigo reviews
a fnafic about how clouds and ariff fite sefirof and with jonathan.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 5/26 - Cloud S., Aerith G., Sephiroth
Maid Mayhem in Konoha by Squishyfox reviews
This is in no way a serious fic, but rather a ridiculous crackfic written for a friend. Written for the purpose of being terrible, but the good kind of terrible. The economy has crashed in the Naruto world, so the Akatsuki must find new jobs! Sasori and Deidara find new jobs at a Maid Cafe, but also find love?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/26 - Sasori, Deidara
Unforgiven Attack on Titan Shingeki no Kyojin by Sarah Gore Blackplage reviews
Raven Dusk Despair is a new studint and in the training corps to avinge the death of her mother and father and siblings and is destind 2 become the greatest titan slayer in historu (I DI NOT OEN ATTACK ON TITAN OR DRACULA IR BLACK BUTLER)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 29 - Words: 10,163 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Eren Y., Levi
Steven Universe Head Bangs by Shadowgate
Steven Universe Meets GWAR.
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16 - Steven U. - Complete
The Beginning of Qoazi by Nalzul reviews
Wow you rebel
Roblox - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5 - Complete
Hitler's Hidden Passion by Freddy Fuckbear Entertainment reviews
Hitler and the new Nazi super weapon, the Furby named Dee-Doh, have a hidden passion for each other that must not be discovered.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 2/10
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Hogwarts dayum by Syllableicecream reviews
twerk
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] Lucius M., Albus D.
A Very Jolly 'Murican Christmas(awesome trio) by ObeytheCupcake reviews
After sexually assaulting a Jehovahs Witness, Alfred fleas the country in hopes he can escape the charges. He ends up in Finland where he learns Santa's workshop isn't just a workshop.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [America, Denmark, Prussia] Finland - Complete
A New Tail by Cornonjacob reviews
In order to help humans and demons live together peacefully, Lucifer sends his daughter from America to become a transfer student at the True Cross Academy. She gets into a fake sticky situation with her new classmates and Koneko becomes a real Butthead. Yes, it's lemon scented. Note the rating.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,728 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 9/16/2014 - OC, Rin O., Yukio O., Izumo K.
2 Boys 1 Horse by Konata101 reviews
Modern AU. Eren and Armin, best friends and lovers, are in a hardcore Dom/sub relationship. Eren holds total control over Armin's life... and his anus. But when Jean barges in on one of their little hey-hey-fun sessions, that's when the shit *really* hits the fan. Eren/Armin, Eren/Jean/Armin, BDSM, watersports, scat, vomit kink, and ear-fucking.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Armin A., Eren Y., Jean K. - Complete
Catnip by Rukazaya reviews
Shizuo x Izaya. Shizuo accidentally turns into a cat. Without knowing the tabby is his arch-nemesis, Izaya takes him home and keeps him as a pet. As a cat, Shizuo discovers a side of Izaya that nobody knows, his secrets, life, fears, loves and feelings.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,529 - Reviews: 2116 - Favs: 2,415 - Follows: 2,161 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Macsuna - Sword Art Online Alternate Story by Belle-Destinee reviews
what if sword art online have different protagonist? here we see kiritos dark side... and a new character appears! Warning character death and rape and LEMON! dont like dont read. OC x Asuna, OC x Silica OC x Suguha, OC x Yui, OC x Lizbeth, OC x Kiritos mom
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Lisbeth/Rika S., Yui
pokemon attack of mewtwo by Adoxographic Anomalist reviews
Reposting of a timeless classic by dark-lemur, which was originally deleted. Warning: this is dark fic it has many dark themes and death and vilence do not read unless you want to
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Complete
Clifford's Really Really Really Long Meditation by the touched reviews
Clifford Meditates for a really really realy long time
Clifford the Big Red Dog - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 983,102 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 4/28/2013
The Twerking Heichou by TheLightGuardian reviews
Collection of Snk crack! Stories! Eren sees Levi Heichou doing some... Interesting things in his spare time...Now taking chapter-requests!,
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Eren Y., Jean K., Connie S., Levi - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Dick by mikaylee2000 reviews
To: Nicholas From: Sonic i met this kid on omegle and he wanted me to write something about link and i was more than happy happy to do so. warning to anyone who reads this: this isnt serious at all and i have the humor of a five year old. susanna from my other fanfiction curvy rufioh will be making an appearance-
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Complete
ta gost of u by shadesthatmakeyourdickhurt reviews
hai i hope dis twerky turking is u guys luving it like mic ds ;DDDDDDDDDDDD plz rnr 33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Bella, Edward
Yay by MadoHomu reviews
Whenever someone twerk, a girl will turn into a magical girl
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Complete
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 31,792 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 5/19/2010
The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by Quinn Anderson reviews
A fellow Sherlock author asked me to put together a comprehensive guide to writing both gay and straight erotic fiction, as well as lists of sexy words and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use. Includes Table of Contents and References.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,862 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 103 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper - Complete
Twerking Pokemon by shadowXwurmpleX3 reviews
It's late at night and it's real active in the Eterna Forest, what could that possibly mean? A little heads up, if you don't know what twerking is, i suggest you turn back now (although there isn't much twerking action XD). Rated T for the action of twerking. Whismur is just the commentator, person, thing, guy...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Whismur/Gonyonyo - Complete
Akemi's Bad Day by Seth Bramwell reviews
Akemi, a new maid in the Haninozuka home, discovers that the eldest son of her new employer is not the cheerful kind soul he appears to be, and learns a lesson she won't soon foget. *Contains explicit themes!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,669 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H.
Aliens by The Black Biker reviews
Celty is afraid. Shinra wants to get laid. The underground doctor puts two and two together, hoping to get his sweetheart into his bed using her biggest fear as bait. Too bad extraterrestrials don't make for very attractive- or believable- conversation. Shinra/Celty. Drabble.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Celty S., Shinra K. - Complete
Tsukasa is Pregnant and Other Such Stories by Senorita TacoMal reviews
The happy little world of Lucky Star is being ripped apart by every little horror, from high school drama, to murder. Rated for language and sexual references. And blood and gore. But that will come later.
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,818 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Kagami H., Tsukasa H.
Robo Bando by robofan101 reviews
This what if bando become full robot now in Redux version
Crossover - My Little Pony & Elfen Lied - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,202 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Rainbow Dash, Bando - Complete
Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami by D'arkYagam'i reviews
Light's twin brother Dark moves in with them! What secrets does he have? Has cusses and Sayu/Misa. EDIT: His other sister Night Yagami will come as well! Find her secrets too!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 57,150 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sayu Y., Misa A. - Complete
Secret Video Files Of ITACHI by Blood Rain Falling reviews
Itachi has a new camera and his making his biography. Follow Itachi through his life like you have never seen before. You've never seen a crack fic like this. definitely out of character and definitely crazy. Not even the characters take this story seriously so come in and have a laugh.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,622 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Itachi U.
Loathe Letter by ZeraWeasley reviews
Shizuo recieves a rather... interesting letter from a certain information broker. Contains cracky IzayaxShizuo/Shizaya/Izuo. Oneshot. Renamed from "Hate Letter"
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Ed And Davy Jones Work At McDoneld's by monkeygirl98 reviews
What happens when Davy Jones from Pirates Of the Caribbean Works With Ed from Ed,Edd n Eddy at McDoneld's? read this one-shot and find out! this is my first story
Crossover - Ed, Edd n Eddy & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Ed, Davy Jones - Complete
Sora doesn't know by Mudbud333 reviews
What if most of the people on Destiny Islands hates Sora and Riku for going missing? What would happen to Sora and Kairi's relationship? Based after KH2. Songfic of Scotty doesn't know.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Sora, Tidus - Complete
Hogwarts rejection letters by Midnighter 13 reviews
We all know the story of Harry accepting his Hogwarts letter. What if instead he wrote a letter indicating he did not wish to attend? And what universes could such a letter come from? Acepting letters on my forum!
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 11,964 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Harry P.
Garfield: King of Liberty by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield fights in the American Revolution! Historical fiction story!
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Garfield - Complete
Disaster Area by Abicion reviews
A sacrifice necessary for preventing an even bigger disaster.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3191 - Favs: 4,707 - Follows: 2,410 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Log by ThatReallyReallyWeirdDude reviews
"As the log takes your place, you become The Log and The Log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja." As the Holy Book of Log enters Naruto's life, everything changes. LogWorshipper!Naruto Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,965 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Naruto U.
Covered In Chocolate I by Penguins In Toasters reviews
Well, this is basically a repetition of the words, "Covered in chocolate". I know it may seem really stupid to you guys, but I have a civic's test tomorrow morning and I can't sleep... more inside!
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 116 - Words: 12,751,087 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011
Fragile by Hydrophilia reviews
Kakashi gets sick and thinks about suicide.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Kakashi H.
The Obesity of Haruhi Suzumiya by superstarultra reviews
AU Crackfic. What if Haruhi was overweight and had to attend a fat camp with her friends? During their escape, they'll encounter senseless crossovers, arguments, and... RUNNING! Parody of weight-gain fics in general. You were warned. On hiatus for now.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,845 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Haruhi S., Kyon
MASTERPLAN by PDMM3 reviews
shizuo izaya and ikuto go pedo for amu 8D
Crossover - Shugo Chara! & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Amu H., Izaya O. - Complete
Trains by Bittersweet Romanticide reviews
Paul's in denial, and Dawn isn't interested. Drabble. One-sided ikarishipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Paul/Shinji, Dawn/Hikari - Complete
One night of the drop of rain by Kanashiki reviews
LU in order to discover it!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Training in the Village for a Massive Man by ComicsNix reviews
Bruce Banner decided to control his inner Animalistic side for good, so he went to Japan and receive training from the ninjas from Leaf Village.
Crossover - Naruto & Incredible Hulk - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Complete
Hufflepuff by Bittersweet Romanticide reviews
You want to be proud of your house, you really do. But sometimes, it's more than you can stand. Drabblish oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Complete
Unlikely Romance by ZeraWeasley reviews
Draco Malfoy stumbles across someone in the night. Embarrassment ensues! Draco/Goblet. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
VENGEANCE! The Musical! The Story of Uchiha Sasuke by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
The Sandaime insists eight year-old Sasuke get therapy. Iruka decides to make him participate in a theater production. So how does this lead to a smash hit musical about how he’s going to kill Itachi? CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,687 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Naked Heart: In Soul of the Sun by ComicsNix reviews
Professor Utonium is dead, and the Powerpuff girls have fallen into an abyss where their souls are being consumed. Only by fighting against their inner demons, they will be able to overcome the tragedy in her lives.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Blossom, Buttercup - Complete
The Dangers Of Curiosity by Uphill Both Ways reviews
Izaya regrets the day he discovered the Shizuo/Izaya fanbase.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Izaya O. - Complete
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex. 3/3/15 Writing in progress...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,264 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Gurren Jesus by Jasonbobdude reviews
Jesus and Kamina team up to win World War II.
Crossover - Bible & Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Kamina - Complete
Doomsday Womb by ComicsNix reviews
Doctor Claw is in Metropolis. He plan a great heist at the Metropolis Bank, but a Man of Steel is on his way. But Claw's plans are more nefarious than Supes think. It will blow everyone heads!
Crossover - Inspector Gadget & Superman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete
Love Beyond Circuits, Love Beyond Flesh by ComicsNix reviews
This story is situated in the beggining of “Return of Jedi”, before Luke Skywalker arrives, but after Leia, R2-D2 and C3-PO get trapped by Jabba. It tries to explain what happened in the meantime. Hope you enjoy!
Crossover - Star Wars & Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Leia O., Optimus Prime - Complete
Umineko: Memories of Umineko by xx-barachan-xx reviews
Umineko has to deal with memories of her tragic past.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Complete
The Secrets of Women by Senorita TacoMal reviews
Neji finds one of Hinata's *ahem* female valuables, and enlists Kiba and Gaara's help to try to find out what it is. Can the trio solve the mystery without venturing too far into the secrets of women? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Neji H., Kiba I., Gaara - Complete
Forbidden Love:: The Iliad by SexyLlamaMama reviews
The story of forbidden love between god and men.
Iliad - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Published: 9/26/2009
The Human Whose Name Is Written In This Fanfiction by Gen Duruk reviews
Tired of reading the same old terrible fanfiction? Want a good laugh? Want to improve your writing? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this fic is for you! If you answered no to all of them this fic is still for you! Reviews or flames welcome.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,459 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - L, Ukita H. - Complete
The Pocky Monster by Nocturniquette reviews
The REAL reason Itachi slaughtered the clan. "They didn't buy me pocky, Sasuke." Complete and utter CRACK! Teasing of pairings of SasuNaru, ItaSasu, and ItaKisa. Overuse of the f-word. Not to be taken seriously.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Weirdest Attack Ever by NarutosBrat reviews
The truth behind that fateful October 10th night. Insanity at its worst.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
No Antidote by FalconPain reviews
Bulbasaur and his trainer had an agreement: they would make it to the Pokémon League, or go down trying. So even when faced with utter tragedy, he decides that he and his trainer will live up to their promise. By any means necessary.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,839 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Bulbasaur/Fushigidane - Complete
Maturity by Senorita TacoMal reviews
Gaara's reaching maturity, and Shukaku and hormones don't mix. Un?Fornunately, Temari and Kankuro are there to help him through it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
bidoof and bidoof by Kasper A. Vestergaard reviews
bidoof and bidoof r frnds but that chngs :- ...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
What Comes Next by Starshone reviews
When you save the world naked on national television, the world wants a piece of you in return. Once you let the world in, the world won't go away. Jenryacentric genfic, with the 'real' stories behind Tag Tamers and Santamon o Sagase.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,395 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Jenrya L./Henry W. - Complete
Duh by Kogaswolfbabe reviews
i luv InuYasha
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Kouga, Ayame
Get Down To The HAM HAM BOOGIE! by Bleeding Wings reviews
The unthinkable is here.  Two of the coolest anime shows are about to face off in the greatest battle of their lives!  It's Cowboy Bebop vs. Hamtaro  Who will prevail?  Find out for yourself!
Crossover - Cowboy Bebop & Hamtaro - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,179 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 20 - Updated: 4/3/2003 - Published: 8/3/2002 - Complete
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Hallowed Be Thy Name reviews
Izaya must use his Power Rangers powers to save the city but Anri has a secret...in her pants. Note the rating! And the genre!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25 - [Izaya O., Shizuo H.] Anri S. - Complete
Money and B t(hes reviews
Vash and Knives and other guys make money and sex b*tches except you aren't supposed to say b*tch in the title or description so that complicates things. Has bad words and references to sex and drugs.
Trigun - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/21 - Knives, Legato, Vash, Wolfwood - Complete
Dokushi common bird poison devil death reviews
Before Hellsing events, Schrödinger's met him Pip Bernadotte at the bar libido, had a baby named Raven to the most perfect baby was now. Well vampire and adults, the Raven must save the world.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/5 - Heinkel, Pip, Schrodinger, OC
HOW? ! reviews
Naruto experiments with his shadow clones and gets himself pregnant. Naruto/Naruto, eventual Naruto/Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5 - Naruto U., Gaara
Naruto and Saduke Leave Wifed For The GAy reviews
Post-epilogue. Naruto and Saske have a gay love affair and leave their wifes and kids and the kids are sad.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Bolt U., Sarada U.
The Human Zimtipedurarara! The Trilogy reviews
It is what it is.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/14 - [Zim, OC, Shizuo H.] Gir - Complete
Leave Me Alone! I'm on a Date! reviews
Guren and Gen start dating and are too busy being lovey-dovey to fight Vilius. Has swearing, suggestive themes, and no one is in character.
Tenkai Knights - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [Guren N./Bravenwolf, Gen K./Dromus] [Ceylan J./Tributon, Vilius] - Complete
AirSTRIP One
America goes crazy and does some weird stuff to England, who is now named Airstrip One. Emphasis on the 'STRIP.' America makes him strip, is what I'm saying.
Crossover - 1984 & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Published: 11/18/2014 - England/Britain, America, China, Canada - Complete
OH YEAH! reviews
They save a rec center. Alucard x Integra; Kool-Aid Man x Walter
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/15/2014 - [Alucard, Integra] Walter - Complete
A Forever Uneaten Sandwich reviews
One-shot where Shizuo, who is Drizzt's nanny, suddenly realizes how little sense this makes.
Crossover - Forgotten Realms & Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Drizzt D., Shizuo H. - Complete