Vates Despero
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Joined 05-12-12, id: 4001968, Profile Updated: 02-26-21

Don't really like to talk about myself much so I've never actually used this... but now I will!!

!!AS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!!

WWOOOOOOO!!

So, it has recently come to my attention that there is an issue with the PM system. Specifically that the site being set up to automatically open a "Compose Reply PM" whenever you read a PM means that PMs from people who have disabled incoming PMs are completely unreadable! That is right SportsFiction Fans! If you are set not to receive PMs because trolls keep blowing up your inbox with random explosions of feces and bile then all those long, well thought out, PMS you sent are UNREADABLE!

Well, except for the subject line. That can be read.

Originally when I noticed this I was just going to tell him about it in a second comment on the same chapter as the comment he was PMing me about but I was suddenly blocked with no warning or explanation! See if I share anymore of the wacky interactions of Mr. Tibbles and Dr. Despero with HIM! Though for transparency sake I am including the comment I tried to respond with below.

Dear NeonZangetsu,

I got your PM and... what did you say? The damn site won't let me read the thing. Your subject was "Hey" and that's all I can see... Unless you sent a blank message just to say hey and in that case... Hi? Le Shrug. *scratch that you blocked me so you're super hostile*

The stupid site is set up so that opening a PM to read it automatically sets up a PM in reply. Since you have PMs disabled it just says [Private Message Denied. You are not allowed to pm this user.] when someone tries to read it... meaning every PM you send is unreadable as long as you have incoming PMs blocked.

Just thought you should know that people can't read whatever you try to send them. *Therefore anytime you spend on composing and typing them is wasted, unless it is just a random shit!stream!abuse like the Guest reviewers you always complain about. Those don't actually involve any effort.*

-Sincerely, Me.

ER!MAH!GERD!DER!WER!TOTES!LYN!BRK!EAR!BERT!FF!ATES!IT

@LunarLife: Guest Account that throws personal insults and bile while leaving no way for people to respond says WHHAAAAAT? At someone with an account that allows PMs, fills their comments with blatant (and often lighthearted) jokes and comedy references, doesn't throw around personal insults and slurs, AND repeatedly takes the mickey out of THEMSELVES... thereby making jokes at their own expense?

*The bits between asterisk and in italics were added after seeing the block, the rest is unedited.*

Yeah, might have gotten a little passive aggressive on that second edited addendum. Also probably not the best idea leaving the blatant site criticism right on my profile where they can see it buuuuut... Yay Transparency and Honesty-in-Reporting!

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