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Joined 06-15-03, id: 400199, Profile Updated: 05-14-13
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi all,

Sorry I've been away for more than a little while, well, if anyone who originally read my stories is still out there. Now that I have some time on my hands and correctly diagnosed as bipolar (meaning now that I am medicated I wont randomly disapear) I hope I can make some amends and finally finish some of my fiction.

The stories and where they are at.

Sink or Swim is my current love child, and will be the one getting the most attention from me. Won 1st place in an Original Character contest. Beta Reader is Dances With Vampires, whose stories I reccommend you have a look at.

Making her Proud is a one shot challenge peice for a Regulus Black competition.

Family Love has been updated and revamped. No more will be done to this one, popular demand will not continue it.

McGonagall and the Vet is a new one shot Fic that was inspired whilst reworking A New Understanding. Its rushed, but will be given some fine tuning.

Ash and Bone is an old one shot (which I discovered I never posted) in Voldemorts POV as he struggles to find hosts to help him return to his human form.

Pick Me! Pick Me! is old and example of pig swill that I used to write, and given what has since happened between me and the "co-author" (or rather my now former fiance and the co-author) absolutely nothing will be happening with this.

Please give feedback as this is the first time I have chewed past my writers block in three years.

"I have challenged myself! I'm proud to be a part of the HPFC forum."


Note: If you have received a review from me which you interpret as offencive, I appologise. Long ago I asked myself what I would want in a review, and the only answer I could come up with is the truth. I will never tell you your story is bad, that you should scrap it, and give up all dreams of writing. What I will tell you is things and ways that you can improve, and it is your choice to take it or leave it. If there is something you read in one of my stories, I would hope that you show the same concideration, and tell me ways that I can improve, or things that you just liked. Thank you.


I don't normally add chain mail stuff, but I just love this one,

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

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Along Came a Family by Imablack reviews
After Cedric dies, Harry isolates himself and Dumbledore fears a connection between Harry and Lord Voldemort. Snape has his own problems when Dumbledore compels him to teach Harry Occlumancy whilst the Dark Lord orders him to brew the darkest potion he has ever encountered. But what of this gift Lily left for Harry's 15th birthday...and what does it have to do with Snape?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 185,035 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 2,401 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Fresh Start by seekingxena reviews
He could see the wheels in her mind spinning, replaying the last time they met like this. She, flicked her tongue out to wet her lips. He fought every urge in his body to push through the crowd and grab her, yanking her hair back and capturing her mouth in a searing kiss. Slightly AU/Post Hogwarts/My first attempt at HP Fiction, please be gentle...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,094 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Drink From My Cup by Dadaismo reviews
Hermione found it odd Hufflepuff's Horcrux had not put up much resistance, but too late she discovers that it has. Now she must find a way to right the damage she's done before Tom Riddle learns from his mistakes to become an unstoppable Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 120,804 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Only Half A Monster by Lotta Devon reviews
Voldemort is dead. But the afterlife is an extraordinary thing, and he is transported to another world. But what will happen when a 19 year old Tom Riddle and a cruel, sadistic Dark Lord share the same body?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,757 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Voldemort, Q. Quirrell
Swallow the Sun by WordyAndRestless reviews
AU. OotP. The beginning of Nymphadora Tonks and Remus Lupin's love story. How they met and how they fell so hopelessly in love. All with a little twist in the plot lines. Part 01 of The Night and The Day series. Prequel to Prisoner of the Moon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 80,902 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Daughter of a Hero by SapphireMoon10 reviews
Who is Selina Spencer? What is her place in the tale of magic and mystery we all know so well? This is Selina's story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - OC
The Princess of Darkness by EmeraldDragonxo reviews
On Haitus. Gomen for this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,527 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Draco M., OC
Andromeda Rising by Gamma Orionis reviews
Andromeda Black chooses love over family loyalty. Andromeda, Bellatrix, Narcissa, and Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Andromeda T., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Something To Fight For by SiriuslyPeeved reviews
1981: The first war against Voldemort is at its height, exacting grave casualties and erasing futures. In a series of vignettes, Fabian Prewett counts the costs of war and what might have been.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Fabian P., Marlene M. - Complete
Manipulation has a Cheap Price by courtneypanda reviews
Evelynn Edwards has finally started Hogwarts. Being the daughter of a Gryffindor and Ravenclaw, she's confused about where she belongs. As her scarred past unfolds, she finds herself learning the difference between good and evil as well as love and hate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,276 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Harry P., OC
And All That Could Have Been by itsparkinson reviews
Draco and Pansy have never had it easy, but they've always had each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Pansy P., Draco M. - Complete
What Draco Malfoy Thinks Of Hermione Granger by merinxD reviews
Draco ponders on his hatred for a certain know-it-all. His hate grows. Hermione fights back with words. Silly little drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Must become a Lion Hearted Girl by MrsRyansGirl reviews
Minerva Ferhorn lives with the Weasleys, is a pureblood, and the Malfoy's are out to get her? Oh my! OCxUndecided. Reviews decide the outcome of the next chapter. Title is a lyrical line from 'Rabbit Heart' by Florence and the Machine Rated T for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2010 - George W., Lucius M.
Hermione's makeover by Hedw1g reviews
When Hermione is hurt by some cruel comments and flees potions, Draco Malfoy takes it upon himself to give Hermione a makeover, but will his feelings change towards the mudblood?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 90,924 - Reviews: 1949 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Ashes to Ashes by Mell8 reviews
Voldemort wants the vampires. Dumbledore wants the vampires. Ginny the vampire just wants Draco's blood. Too bad for all of them that you don't always get what you want... D/G, pre HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,977 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6730 - Favs: 3,862 - Follows: 2,604 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Goblet of Fire: Viktor Krum by SiriuslyPeeved reviews
Before the Triwizard Tournament, the Goblet of Fire judges the hopeful competitors. Canon-compliant, Book 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Viktor K. - Complete
The Truth of The Heart by child-of-scorpio reviews
Lily Evans has always, ALWAYS hated James Potter. So when they become Head Boy and Girl, nothing could be worse. But could working with him change Lily’s opinion? Has she been ignoring the truth in her heart all along?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 140,182 - Reviews: 2509 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
An Interesting Reaction by Rebekahek623 reviews
Sequel to A Delayed Reaction: I knew going into this that James would have an interesting reaction to getting married, but I didn’t expect Sirius’s reaction. No, I will not ‘give him back’!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,891 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Lily Luna P., James P.
Slave of Dragons by Water Mage reviews
Sequel to 'Potter'. A Basilisk is loose, letters ask for his blood, and an assassin is after him. You would think Harry was scared. He was. But most of his life was spent destroying things he fears. Next to a dark lord, piece of cake.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,822 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 1,303 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 8/27/2005
Babies can teach a lot of lessons by preety-lady-serenity reviews
Harry turns into a baby after an accident in Potions and Snape is assigned to become his gaurdian. But can Snape take care of a baby? And especially a baby like Harry? Alternative Universe, written before the HBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,238 - Reviews: 2427 - Favs: 1,887 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Tandem storys by Solnushka reviews
watch as students in hogwarts write short strys going back and forth with paragraphs realy funny and based on a real school project done by two kids
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Draco M.
An Awkward Position by chilibreath reviews
A play on the title to a Season 3 episode, this is an attempt at combining the best of known crack plots. I hope you enjoy!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,251 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
A Delayed Reaction by Rebekahek623 reviews
Lily loves me, she's loved me since the day we met. She's just having a delayed reaction to the feeling, a REALLY delayed reaction...Stop Laughing Sirius! RE-WRITE TO MAKE IT BETTER IN PROGRESS! Up to Chapter 4
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 52,037 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Lily Luna P., James P.
Mysteries through the Fog by Licia Parker reviews
After destroying Voldemort.Harry and Hermione start a family of their own.This story discribes the adventures of their children.When a mysterious fog envelopes Hogwarts, the Potter children are about to learn more about their family. reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,530 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Sorting Hat Songs by Parsley the Lion reviews
This is a collection of Sorting Hat songs that I have written for various things, plus a few just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 4/24/2005
High School Mayhem by Reality Is Elusive reviews
Ever wondered what would happen if all your favourite characters were thrown into a modern day highschool together? Love, betrayal, friendship and above all chaos. ON HIATUS BECAUSE I LOST INSPIRATION. WILL WRITE MORE WHEN I FIND A NEW MUSE.
Ancient Future - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,982 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006
Standing There By You by EyesofEmerald reviews
Join the Hogwarts gang as Sirius Black leads them through dangers using his cunning..ow, James! Sirius, you know this story is all about ME! Right Lily? POTTER! THIS STORY IS NOT ALL ABOUT YOU, YOU ARROGANT, EGO ::Remus covers head w pillow:: Just read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 246,975 - Reviews: 2835 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Roast Chicken by sarah-vs-psycheotic reviews
One shot. Short, funny, weird, kinda makes me think of me actually. R&R. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The pensieve by horn-head reviews
Harry receives a penseive full of Sirius' memories after fifth year. But Harry keeps seeing a woman around the school that looks just like Sirius' dead girlfriend. What's going on? R&R people!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,431 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the Mind Mage by James Milamber reviews
Post OotP, AU as of HBP. Harry comes to grips with the death of his Godfather, and Hogwarts gets yet another new DADA teacher. Just a typical year for the Boy Who Lived, really...or is it? HG and RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 172,609 - Reviews: 3707 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 3/14/2006 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Temporary Insanity by arbitrary reviews
Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,419 - Reviews: 2302 - Favs: 1,646 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Being In Debt to Draco Malfoy by strawberrylemonade520 reviews
Hermione Granger owes Draco Malfoy her life after the war. How does he get her to pay him back? By marrying him. DmHg. Rated M for language and later scenes…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,912 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Incredible Shrinking Draco Malfoy by kissmekent reviews
An accident in Potions lab causes Malfoy to shrink down to 6 inches tall, and now Hermione has her revenge... in more ways than one. Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Attack of the Psychotic Misletoes from Hell by jawaD reviews
To lighten the mood Dumbledore releases a plauge of stalking mistletoe on Hogwarts.....No one is safe. Pre HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,956 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Fade to Black by Archica reviews
Draco escapes from Azkaban to get revenge on the girl who sent him there. Written in response to a DHr fanfiction challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,497 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/31/2005 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the True Muaraders by Harry Clone reviews
Harry sends an enchanted diary see book two back in time and fixes the deaths of three people guess who. AU. Harry and Ginny, Ron and Hermione we all know it’ll happen like that romance. Rated for swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,606 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Complete
Captured Heart by Maeluiril reviews
Haldir and his brothers find a child in the woods.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 142,308 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/21/2005 - Published: 2/9/2003 - Haldir, Legolas
Missing by Graceles1der89 reviews
The Golden Trio always thought they would stay at Hogwarts through seventh year. Unfortunetly someone else has other plans. It is up to four boys to save the day when plans go astray and what a surprise when they meet a certain someone on the way. This is
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/21/2005 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Finding by Carmabelle reviews
Danielle Carmicheal must find her dad, who left her mother before she was born. Problem: She has no idea where to start looking,but Hogwarts is a good a place as any...AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,528 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 4/4/2005
Lily's Final Answer by Jayde Lerch reviews
Lily and James FanFic! FINISHED STORY! Please read & review it would be greatly appreciated. Lily is sick and tired of James always asking her out, she has ALWAYS said no...but what if she said...FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,079 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/5/2005 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Fossil in the Mud by FoREvEr ends reviews
DISCONTINUED! Perhaps the best way to gain your interest is to state that I’m a loser. Or lie and say that I’m a wonderful girl, and this is a swashbuckling story. Or we could just stick with: I was perfectly happy until HE came along.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,444 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/26/2005 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Sirius B.
Save me by Taintless reviews
Harry has a resposibility as a hero. How can you save someone who does not want to be saved?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Fish, Mud, and Phone by Dumbledalf reviews
A completely random, weird, short thingy I wrote while I was drunk on green tea. Harry and Wormtail have some bonding time. Mmmmm, I love Fish'n'Chips!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Harry P.
Dear Diary by illyria-light reviews
I live at 5 Privet Dr., Surrey. My entire neighborhood is normal. Normal and boring. Except for two people: Mrs. Figg, this old lady who lives with lots of cats and smells like them all the time, and Harry Potter."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/28/2005 - Published: 11/14/2004
No Other Option by Miss Weird reviews
Hermione must marry. But to save her would he do anything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/27/2005 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Potter by Water Mage reviews
One change in the past can cause a ripple effect, changing the timeline. A baby, Harry, being adopted by a crime lord is one. How will Hogwarts be different with a gun wielding, Harry PotterMcKnight? The heir to England's underground crime empire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,880 - Reviews: 1976 - Favs: 3,304 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Snape and The Sims by serpensortit reviews
Professor Severus Snape is flung into the world of The Sims by a portkey accident. Obviously he isn't to happy with the arrangment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Severus S.
The Apprentice by sculptedangel reviews
Severus Snape surprises himself when his apprentice turns out to be more than he expected
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
James' Trick by Silo reviews
James Potter plays a nasty little trick on the substitute teacher... And gets what he was asking for.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2005 - James P., Sirius B.
North wind by Bondariana reviews
Somehow, the wind always found her. Always it changed something in her life. And now it was visiting her for the last time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P.
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2711 - Favs: 6,602 - Follows: 471 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Fallen White Roses by ewagurl4eva reviews
Hermione learns the truth of her "parent's". Draco's father has escaped from azkaban and is out to kill him and his mother. can they pull together in time to defeat Lucius and Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,408 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Santa Claus Challenge by Katarina McGonagall reviews
This is a response to a writing challenge. Harry and Remus travel to the North Pole to rid themselves of Kreacher.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Remus L., Harry P.
Just What She Wanted by Dark Lady Mara reviews
What if there were something horrible about Snape that made him not someone Hermione would want lusting after her? HGSS. Darkfic; complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Then, who am I? by I'm still Drizzy reviews
It's 3rd year again and this mysterious girl is accepted by everyone without a question, appearing out of no where and already knowing all about Harry and Sirius Black. It's an old story with a BUNCH of new twists. Say hi to the new girl who has the power
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,235 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 9/4/2004
I’m Too Sexy Gildory Lockhart Remix by orange story reviews
Just something I did for fun and I will not be putting up with flames, just have a little humor for once in your life flamers! Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Gilderoy L., Severus S.
Fool of a Took by Wilwarin reviews
After an accident involving Pippin and Gandalf's staff, the Fellowship has switched bodies! No one is too happy about it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,255 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/5/2004 - Published: 6/3/2003 - Peregrin T., Gandalf
I Wanna Puppy! by horn-head reviews
Dumbledore turned to Snape. “You know Remus...” Snape began to back out of the room but Dumbledore blocked his exit. “How would we go about making a Remus puppy?”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Albus D., Remus L. - Complete
Dark Horizons by Achillina reviews
(AuOoTP)CHAP2!Strange happenings match the arrivalrnof Kate to Hogwarts, as a new adventure develops. Now besides from figthing Voldemort the trio must face The order of the dark phoenix and what does Blaise Zabini has to do with them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2004 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Blaise Z.
Seldom Tread Paths by Archica reviews
Sequel to "Nobody's Girl". AU fic in which Muggles are dead and Half-Bloods are servants. Harry becomes the servant of Ron and Ginny. Slash and mild incest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,962 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 4/3/2003 - Ron W., Harry P.
Forever Alive by Mordred reviews
Before the boy who lived, there was another story. One of a monster inside of a man. One of a hero inside of a child. One of a traitor inside of a friend. And one of an angel inside of a demon. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 118 - Words: 455,933 - Reviews: 2249 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Pet by SkyFire2 reviews
Someone wants a pet. Someone gets a pet.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/1/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Veil of Mysteries by SiRiUsSaDnEsS reviews
Harry Potter begins to uncover the mystery behind the veil in the Department of Mysteries that may hold the key to an ongoing relationship with Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/16/2003 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Bid Me To Live by Taari reviews
Remus is a werewolf Tári is...herself one of the only of her kind. They fall in love. Not the sweet innocent girl people usually put with him. MWPP years.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2003 - Published: 8/11/2003 - Remus L.
The Greatest Enemy Ever Faced by AgiVega reviews
Sequel to The Greatest Scandal in Hogwarts History and The Greatest Shame a Wizard Could Suffer. As a Charms professor Harry returns to Hogwarts, and as usual he ignores a prediction of Trelawney's. Maybe this time he shouldn't...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 332,659 - Reviews: 2570 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/22/2003 - Published: 11/7/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Nobody's Girl by Archica reviews
Alternate Universe fic where all Muggles are dead and Mudbloods are slaves. What happens when Hermione becomes the slave of Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,436 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/2/2003 - Published: 3/11/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
20,000 Kisses Under The Sea by Magoo reviews
Harry and Ginny find their picnic on the lake interrupted by an irate Estella the Giant Squid. Harry/Ginny Harry/Giant Squid
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Never Turn Back by Harmony Slytherin reviews
Twisted. Two-faced. Traitor. Killing for the Dark Lord, spying for the Ministry. Assassin. Death Eater. Unspeakable...Ronald Weasley
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,699 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/17/2002 - Published: 9/7/2002 - Ron W.
Then There Was Blood by Angelkatt reviews
Hermione has an unhealthy addiction...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2001 - Hermione G.
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Sink or Swim reviews
AU. Voldemort has just returned to power, plunging the Wizarding world into war once more. But Harry isn't the only one he's intent on finding, and the Wizarding world isn't the only one involved. . . Chapter 17 on hold
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,853 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Lucius M., OC
Making Her Proud reviews
Mrs. Black waits anxiously for word on her youngest sons sorting. One shot Regulus Black HPCF Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Orion B., Walburga B. - Complete
Ash and Bone reviews
One shot as Voldemort seeks a host to help him retake his human form. Pre Quirrell
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Voldemort - Complete
McGonagall and the Vet reviews
Inspired during a revamp, McGonagall gets drunk with Trelawney, and now must escape the vet before surgery is performed. One shot, no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Minerva M., Sybill T. - Complete
Pick Me! Pick Me! reviews
Don't read this. This is old, terrible, full of bad cliches and horrible teenage writing habits. It will not be revamped, it will not be continued, and is only here to serve to remind me where I've come from.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,622 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/6/2007 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Family Love reviews
If hate is only skin deep, how deep is love? Petunia wakes up one morning with a mystery voice in her head that forces her to realise why she hates Harry so much, and to do something about it. One shot, revamped.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,527 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete