Outtie
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Joined 05-12-12, id: 4002237, Profile Updated: 11-21-15
Author has written 22 stories for Stargate: Universe, and Once Upon a Time.

Hi I'm Outtie. I love Sci-Fi and mystery novels the best, but I’ve read and hoarded thousands of books, so of course everyone thinks I should be able to write one standing on my head, which is troubling as I find standing on my head a somewhat painful experience and in fact being upside down in general seems to disagree with me. Personally I’ve found more success in writing from a seated position, but clearly if I could just master this head standing business, all that additional blood flow should improve my writing by leaps and bounds, though leaping and bounding is yet another thing I seem to have difficulty doing with my feet in the air. I’ll work on it.

I started writing fanfiction after Stargate Universe was cancelled and when my favorite character actor moved from that show to Once Upon a Time, I pretty much followed him there. If I had to describe my writing style I'd say cute, but clunky, usually going more for a laugh than for tears. My favorite Disney character has always been Belle, so I guess you could say that worked out well for me when OUAT paired her character with Robert Carlyle's in OUAT.

Rumbelle forever.

Stargate forever.

Oh and Robert Carlyle to be the next Doctor Who please! In the fullness of time of course. I have no desire to get rid of Capaldi.

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What the Hell! 5B Speculation Parody by eleven19 reviews
Not really for angsty CS-lovers, 'cause I'm a Swanfire girl, but maybe for CSers with a sense of humor, and generally anyone rolling their eyes. Rated T for mild swearing. AKA: "Everybody is awesome except Emma and Hook, and every character and scene is used by the author to bash them. Neal is most super special, precious woobie, who ever ;no nuance, no subtlety."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,372 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 12/12/2015 - Emma S., Henry Mills, Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Rising Sun by Books and Roses 268 reviews
Drabbles and one shots of Belle's time in the Dark Castle and how she fell in love... Cover art by Emilie Brown.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,638 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 10/17/2015 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
Thanks for the Maze and the Riddle by BuzzCat reviews
When Rumplestiltskin gets himself into trouble, it's up to Belle to save him.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2015 - [Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold] - Complete
The Kiddifier by madwriter223 reviews
Eli should really listen a little bit more when Rush says not to touch anything or not to push buttons. He really, really should. [Or what if Rush accidentally got de-aged.] HUMOR, a bit of FLUFF, CRACK taken seriously
Stargate: Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,303 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Complete
Breaking the Mould by Dark Ride reviews
There are many things Chloe's not supposed to do but she does them anyway. Being friends with Rush is practically at the top of the list.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2014 - [Chloe A., Dr. N. Rush] - Complete
Sunshine and Rain by Ravenclaw992 reviews
Emma wakes up one morning in a stranger's bed with a wedding ring on her finger. Things couldn't get any worse...except for the fact that the person she supposedly married...was Mr. Gold. Takes place after 7th ep.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 667,010 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 3/16/2012 - [Emma S., Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold] - Complete
A Little Mishap by Snapegirlkmf reviews
A miscast spell by Emma turns Rumple, Belle, Regina, Snow, David, Hook, Ruby, Ashley,and George into toddlers with no memory of their adult selves and they end up in a daycare center run by the Blue Fairy! Can Emma and Neal restore them to their true selves or will they remain little forever? AU S2, set after Miller's Daughter. Rumbelle!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,697 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/21/2014 - [Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold] Regina M./The Evil Queen, The Blue Fairy/Mother Superior - Complete
Second Unit by Shenandoah Risu reviews
A Stargate Universe Halloween ghost story. Yup - it's crack!fic, featuring a bunch of dead SGU characters.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Complete
Survival of the Fittest by Marnie reviews
Rush and Young, alone together on the planet of the vampire lizards. What could possibly go wrong?
Stargate: Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,968 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Col. E. Young, Dr. N. Rush - Complete
Stargate Universe Abridged by Rayvah reviews
A humorous abridgment. Not labeled for individual sale.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Eli W., Dr. N. Rush, Col. E. Young, Chloe A.
Five times an enemy was confused by Destiny by Shenandoah Risu reviews
The Nakai finally give up!
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Complete
The Sordid Affair of Books These Days by Cu Chulainn 1945 reviews
Storybrooke AU. Rosie French loves working at the local library. She does not love when Mr. Gold comes by.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,287 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey
Capture the Flag by Shenandoah Risu reviews
"I still think my team won."
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Eli W. - Complete
Nights at Gerald's Cafe by Cu Chulainn 1945 reviews
It's 1985, and things are lonely for a young man trying to work his way through Oxford on third shift. Luckily, Nick's used to being alone - for now, that is.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Dr. N. Rush, Gloria R.
Five weird alien trust and bonding rituals by Shenandoah Risu reviews
Telford can never figure out what the heck it is that the Ursini are doing there, but it's actually a lot of fun. More from Telford and his Ursini pals.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Complete
The Art of Trolling by Spindleshanking reviews
In a small town like Storybrooke, it's impossible to sneeze without somebody noticing. (Pre-Pilot.)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,460 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
The Land You Promised Us by Spindleshanking reviews
The Mayor wakes up in Storybrooke only to discover she is married to Mr Gold because, as far as the Curse is concerned, love and hate are really just two sides of the same coin. It also enjoys a good trolling. [AU]
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
Patience by elaiel reviews
Patience is a virtue. It is something that Chloe has in spades.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Chloe A., Dr. N. Rush - Complete
Five more ghosts that haunt the Destiny by Shenandoah Risu reviews
There's no denying the fact that an occasional cathartic experience like this is good for the crew's mental health... Warning: contains unbearable cuteness and weeping men.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Complete
Five ghosts that haunt the Destiny by Shenandoah Risu reviews
"So, you're a ghost?" With Alan Armstrong, Matthew Scott, Nicholas Rush, Sgt. Spencer, Robert Caine, Everett Young, Tamara Johansen, Kiva and Dale Volker.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Complete
28800 by Catri Howlman-Carthaki spy reviews
In which Young and Rush are rats in a maze, time is faster inside, and finding the way out doesn't solve all their problems.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Col. E. Young, Dr. N. Rush - Complete
Going Home by elaiel reviews
Just over a year after the Destiny crew are returned to Earth, over fifteen years after they left, Everett Young is asked to find Nicholas Rush for a very sensitive project, Chloe Armstrong is probably the only person who may know where he is. It's been a difficult year, but hopefully Young can bring him home.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,451 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Col. E. Young, Chloe A. - Complete
H'garkbheadh by Cu Chulainn 1945 reviews
"Hello, Pagan Leader. We hope you are well?"
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Dr. N. Rush, Col. E. Young - Complete
Regression by Cu Chulainn 1945 reviews
Dr. Rush is in the neural interface chair. Brain waves active, but he's unconscious. Again.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,856 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Dr. N. Rush, Col. E. Young - Complete
Stranded by Cu Chulainn 1945 reviews
Sentient plant-life, thunderstorms, and piggy-back rides. Things just couldn't get worse on this planet, could they?
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Dr. N. Rush, Col. E. Young
Miscommunication by Cu Chulainn 1945 reviews
And why is Colonel Young sneaking round my quarters at this time of night? T for language.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Col. E. Young, Dr. N. Rush - Complete
Time Around by RhineGold reviews
After an accident, Emma winds up in Fairy Tale Land - far in the past. There, she meets Rumpelstiltskin - before he ever gained his powers and became the Dark One. GoldenSwan -of sorts-
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,501 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Emma S. - Complete
Team playing by EasyThereGenius reviews
Dr Rush is not, perhaps, a team player.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Dr. N. Rush
Canary by EasyThereGenius reviews
Young first realises that keeping an eye on the little things may give him an unwelcome and forbidding view of the big picture. Rush focus with Young POV, during a particular scene in "Darkness".
Stargate: Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Dr. N. Rush, Col. E. Young
Chalk by elaiel reviews
A little Halloween homage to Edgar Allan Poe..."Doctor Nicholas Rush was not unused to seeing people who were not there..."
Stargate: Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Dr. N. Rush
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Mind the Gap reviews
A series of short stories which aspire to fill in some of the many gaps and plot holes littering the Once universe. What happened to Rumple the first time he visited the underworld? Why did Zeus save Hook and not Hood? Who was Rumple's mother?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 6/21 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Peter Pan, Robin Hood
Thumbelina
The untold story of Rumplestiltskin's first maid.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,433 - Published: 6/21 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, The Blue Fairy/Mother Superior - Complete
Destiny reviews
Maybe Zelena wasn't the first female to get her hands on Rumple's dagger and maybe there is more to the events in "Skin Deep" then we know. Basically Destiny is a collection of Rumbelle shorts. Enjoy.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,549 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey
The Darkness and the Light reviews
What I'd like to see happen in season five. Warning some retcon at the beginning and Rumbelle throughout. Probable character death(s).
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,753 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/25/2015 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey, Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Novel Gold: High School Sweetheart reviews
It's about sixteen years in the future and now it's the children's turn to seek out their 'happy ever afters'. Featuring both canon and non-canon children of our familiar fairy-tale characters.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 6/16/2015
Novel Gold Makes a Family Tree reviews
What happens when two of the children of our fairy tale characters have to make up a family tree for their class assignment? Mass confusion. That's what happens.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2015 - Belle/Lacey, Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
Time reviews
An alternate ending to season three where Zelena succeeds in traveling back in time.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,691 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Robin Hood, David N./Prince Charming, Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Once Upon a Night Before Christmas reviews
Classic Christmas poem with a OUAT twist.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2014 - David N./Prince Charming, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
The To-Do List of Adam Brody reviews
Rush isn't the only crew member on Destiny that could use a vacation.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2014
Five Ways Stargate Universe Could Have Ended reviews
It's all in the title. Five Ways Stargate Universe Could Have Ended.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Complete
As You Wish reviews
I watched Frozen for the first time last night and afterwards I wrote this.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey, Elsa - Complete
Twenty Years Later reviews
A Rush & Young piece set twenty years or so after the end of the series.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,779 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Dr. N. Rush, Col. E. Young
Once Upon a Planet reviews
The crew gates to a strange planet full of fairy tale characters.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Complete
Mother's Day reviews
The crew gets a visitor from their future and Colonel Young has a really bad day. New author's note: Mother's Day now continuing with new chapters and somewhat rewritten old chapters. The story is set just after the episode 'Epilogue'
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,271 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Col. E. Young, Dr. N. Rush
Close Encounters of the Rush Kind reviews
The season one episode 'Space' from another perspective.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Dr. N. Rush - Complete
Happy Valentine's Day, Eli reviews
An ill-penned love note causes minor havoc on Destiny.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Complete
Space Bunny reviews
Gather round as Uncle Eli tells the children of a Destiny an Easter tail.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Complete
Dr Rush's Christmas reviews
Classic Christmas with a Stargate twist.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Dr. N. Rush - Complete
All Hallows Eve reviews
It's Halloween on Destiny and it looks like Colonel Young is in for a long strange night.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Col. E. Young - Complete
Hug Theory reviews
Young tries to hug Rush into submission, but we'll see who ends up getting the last laugh.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Col. E. Young, Dr. N. Rush - Complete
Father's Day reviews
Eli gets transported to a parallel universe. Some continuity from my first story 'Mother's Day'. Warning story may contain mild swearing and matriarchy. COMPLETE - UPDATED & mildly re-written in 2014
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,124 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Eli W., Dr. N. Rush - Complete
Will There Be Fireworks? reviews
Volker, Park and Brody plan a big surprise for the crew, but their secret doesn't stay a secret for very long. Complete.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Dr. D. Volker, Dr. L. Park - Complete