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I've discovered that I've learned more about literature from reading fanfics than I ever did at school. No offense to my lit professors; some of them can be a bit boring but I think they're great. Still, there's just something so stimulating about fanfics that I'm even more inspired to learn! :)

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Marked Indelibly by dreaminginnorweigen reviews
For 4 years they've been "the tattoo guy" and "the florist" to one another. When their paths finally converge can he help her heal from a painful past? Can she him? Em/R surrounded by a mixed cast of characters. Edward on call for comic relief. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,528 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Body of Work by TheSaintsMistress reviews
B is a gossip columnist.E is an arrogant NY socialite.When E is admitted into rehab,B will stop at nothing to get her story.On her mission,B will reveal things about E that will make her doubt her intentions,as more than the truth is uncovered.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,519 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 999 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Bella, Edward
Edella and Beward by FemmeCullen reviews
Edward and Bella wake up the next morning realizing that nothing seems to have really changed in the world, except for them. Would they find a way to solve their little problem or are they to stay like that forever? NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,126 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Business Casual by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
The lines between boss and employee, human and immortal, hero and damsel, coworker and lover, and right and wrong are about to become very blurry for Edward and Bella. Comedy/Romance/Drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,839 - Reviews: 2608 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
PTB SUniversity 2012 by philyra-tales reviews
This is a compilation of all my assignments for PTB's S-University 2012. Fandom: The Twilight Saga. Pairings include Emmett/Rosalie, Jasper/Alice, Edward/Bella and Carlisle/Esme.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,980 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012
Smut University 2012 by MsRSX reviews
Assignments for the PTB Smut University 2012
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,357 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Bella, Edward
PTB S University 2012 by moirae reviews
My collection of homework assignments for S-University, hosted by Project Team Beta. These are exercises intended to help me improve as a writer, and most will be written in a short time and un-beta'd.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,975 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
PTB S University 2012 by LolaCullenx reviews
These are my assignments for PTB S University 2012.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,383 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Bella, Edward
PTB SUniversity 2012 by deslyncullen reviews
I enrolled in PTB S-University 2012 for the summer. I'm trying to improve my love scenes and this was the perfect way to do it. Each chapter will be a new assignment. Adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,889 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stigmata Tomato by BellaFlan reviews
Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,923 - Reviews: 3230 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
PTB SUniversity 2012 by eDWards.headboard reviews
These stories are one shots written in an attempt to improve my writing skills and stretch my creative thinking. I am planning on canon pairings. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,100 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012
PTB SUniversity 2012 by dreaminginnorweigen reviews
Assignments
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,027 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012
PTB SUniversity 2012 by twilly reviews
I always though "Matriculation" sounded like a dirty word. But PTB S University took me anyway, go I guess that makes me an undergrad. "Grad" is code for Edward, right? Okay, I'll stop now. Here's where I keep my dirty little o/s and mini-takes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,028 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012
S University 2012 by TheOtherSoup reviews
"Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing." — Benjamin Franklin. Thanks, buddy. I hope to accomplish both by taking PTB's workshop. Stand-alone one shots. Various pairings. Not beta'd.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,172 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Bella
Lessons by peachyfuzzykeen reviews
There are some things you really can't learn in your average classroom...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,642 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012
The Best Thing I Ever Did by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 2,838 - Follows: 2,361 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
PTB S University 2012 by IAmMelissa2 reviews
Various intimate themes and situations - an exploration in writing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,786 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Edward
PTB SUniversity 2012 by SaraiCullen reviews
A collection of assignments for PTBSU - Summer of 2012.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,614 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Bella, Edward
PTB SUniversity 2012 by JennaReads reviews
My assignments.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,165 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7300 - Favs: 9,697 - Follows: 5,601 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
PTP SUniversity 2012 by neartheocean reviews
Related fics.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2012
The Rebound by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
If the person is so right, does it matter if the timing is all wrong? E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,823 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Dressmaker by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
The dressmaker knows his fingers are nimble; he just never thought his heart would be so too, running away with Isabella Swan and conspiring to make him want the very thing he cannot have. AGE OF EDWARD ENTRY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,028 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Yes by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward asks a question.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 130 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Delicious by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Chocolate. Carbohydrates. Edward Cullen. These are the things Bella Swan is not letting herself have. Some things are harder to resist than others. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,808 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 163 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Changing Heart by AngelycDevil reviews
"The first man a little girl falls in love with is her dad." -Anonymous. A take on Edward and Nessie's first meeting. One-shot. Fluff. Canon. Rated T for mild language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Outside the Box by SexyLexiCullen reviews
This is just your basic New York City love story. Crappy apartments, menial jobs, and low standards place Bella Swan in the pathway of love. Rated M. Canon couples with my usual OOC cast. AH. eventually E/B. Ficlet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,052 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Matter of Life and Death by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Forget being scared to death, Bella Swan isn't even scared of death, something that both greatly annoys and-even if he won't admit it-entices Edward Cullen. If only she weren't trying to destroy him. Collab w/ Derdriu oFaolain for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,390 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty by twilly reviews
When an overnight rain cools things down, Edward heats things back up, claiming his sleeping beauty. Zero angst, fluff ball oneshot from the HEA.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Fear the Reaper by DoUFlanMe reviews
Edward tells Bella she's dead, and it sounds plausible. Also, he's really hot. Knights sometimes ride in on white hearses. A twisted tale of a mortician and the woman he loves. An undertaking between DoUTrustMe and BellaFlan. AH, OOC, Dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,113 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Scream, I Scream by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sometimes, competitions you didn't ever think you'd have lead to prizes you've always wanted to win. Written for the PostSecret Anon contest Prompt: My downstairs neighbor & I have screaming matches to see who is loudest. I usually win. Fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 148 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Importance of Being Edward by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Bella Swan knows she kissed a boy last night named Edward. Problem is, she can't remember much more than that. When she goes looking for him, she finds out Edward is not as rare of a name as she would like.AH, Edward/Bella/…Edward Fluff fluff fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,107 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 112 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Legendary by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
COMPLETE. Preternaturally irresistible, devastatingly charming Edward Cullen seems to have some strange power over the females in Forks…and Bella is scared she might know just what it is.M for language & naughty fun. Part mystery, part drama, all Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,788 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 2,490 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Say It, Out Loud by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
I don't expect my boyfriend to make some grand speech saying he promises to love me every single day of forever. Just that he loves me. And maybe the forever part. If he wants to add the 'every single day' line, I wouldn't be opposed. AH. O/S for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,303 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 158 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Verse & Reverse by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
"I'm going to be in love with you. I know it. I can't… I can't say I am right now because I think that these things mean more with time, but one day, I want to hold your hand and look at you and tell you, 'remember that day I told you about? It's here.'"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,644 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Gotta Have You by Risbee reviews
PLOT BUNNY CONTEST ENTRY Setup on yet another blind date by his meddling parents, Edward can't wait for the night to end. That is until he runs into new waitress, Bella, and suddenly his night doesn't seem so bad. SECOND PLACE in the open vote!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,473 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5320 - Favs: 6,727 - Follows: 3,288 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Put a Ring On It by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward keeps asking and Bella keeps saying the same thing. But he loves asking and well... she's starting to kind of like it, too. AH, B/E O/s for the Will You Marry Me contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jack And Sally by LyricalKris reviews
Like the roller-coasters in Disneyland, Edward's life becomes a ride full of ups, downs and surprises all thanks to his newest coworker with odd obsession for the Nightmare before Christmas.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,183 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Applicant by twilly reviews
FML Contest O/S. Unemployed Bella interviews with Edward and Vlad for a job at the local market.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8665 - Favs: 5,334 - Follows: 5,072 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Hear, Say by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
New girl Bella moves to Forks, is spun in circles by mysterious Edward Cullen, and has seventeen conversations that change her life. Some people are all talk. One-shot AH E/B.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,674 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 102 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stripped by SaraiCullen reviews
At his bachelor party, Edward decides at the last minute to not go through with the wedding. What happens when everything seems to get in the way of his decision? OS/AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,388 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Edward - Complete
PTB S University 2012 reviews
My first attempts at citric writing with the help of my professors and classmates at S-University 2012
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,848 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Complete