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Joined 05-13-12, id: 4002683, Profile Updated: 08-14-13
Author has written 9 stories for Ben 10.

"Smile; it confuses the enemy."


Hi!

This is bxk freakazoid!

ok; before i introduce myself; i suppose you should knw the real deal:-

there was a fanfic author named bxkmaniac.

she has written, about, five stories on benxkevin, which she had written around two years ago.

unfortunately; due to school and other reasons; she hadnt written a story since then.

Because,...she forgot her fanfiction password !!

Yeah; and guess what.

Its me. :D

Hello, Im bxkmaniac; who; unable to get on and write the several stories building up in her poor poor poor head; made a new id :-

BXK FREAKAZOID !!

u could say i was reborn! um,.sorta... and for those of you who have no idea, 'bxk' in my name stands for 'benxkevin' which is what i specialise in. so its obvious that i cant stand the sight of kevinxgwen or benxjulie!!!

so, for those who are curious enuf to wanna know what ive written whn i were bxkmaniac; pls check out my favourite authors list and check out the stories!!

ok; now onto the intro:-

my name : bxkfreakazoid, the reborn bxkmaniac (both names are kinda mad huh?) u can call me bxkfreaky! you can even call me Lil Miss Paradox! (not cause i am in any way related to that awesome character in ben ten; but coz i tend to contradict my self, and i tend to do both sides of teh opposite things.)

and the gender : female (your typical yaoi fangirl !!)

my age: im gonna keep that to myself thanks ! (wink)

fav yaoi couples :

KevinxBen, GwenxJulie (ben ten)

InuyashaxMiroku, NarakuxSesshomaru (inuyasha)

RenjixIchigo (bleach)

SebasteinxGrell, WilliamxGrell, UndertakerxGrell, basically anybody with Grell as long as its a guy! (kuroshitsuji)

HikaruxKaoru (ouran high school host club)

SasukexNaruto, KakashixIruka, ItachixMenma; NejixGaara (who doesnt knw naruto ?!)

WarrenxWill (sky high)

HarryxDraco or DracoxHarry (harry Potter series)

Batmanxjoker or BruceWaynexJoker (any Batman series)

CoopxDennis (Kid vs Kat)

KickxGunther (Kick Buttowski)

ZukoxSokka, ZukoxAang, anybody with Zuko as long as its a guy and Zuko is the seme! (Avataar, the Last Air Bender)

itill go on on on on and im too lazy. :P

fav yaoi series : too many T_T

what my best friend thinks of me : "oh so u t freak-of-nature-zoid? idiot, total baka!!" and i luv her for the comment!! XD

what i luv doing : drawing, writing, watching ppl cook deserts, dreaming of new yaoi scenes for my bxk stories !

stuff i hate : slow sad songs(seriously id rather sleep and bevin-dream), physics (it never got along with my creative mind), ladys finger (yuck all that gooey stuff!), memorising dates (when it comes to boring things my memory is as small as a walnut), stages (big time stage fright. im te biggest scaredycat you'll find within miles), horror movies especially grudge series (again, scaredycat to the max), the spoof movies like The Scary Movie and Disaster Movie and fuck (i think the 'fuck' describes my hatred well), spiders (im with you, ron weasley!)... and lots more but it depends on what my mood is, ill add more whn i update this profile next :P

fav color : black and green

likes semes or uke? : SEME !!

fav seme : Kevin Ethan Levin (uuuwaaaaa!!!!)

fav uke : (duh) Benjamin Kirby Tennyson

fav alien : Big Chill (ultimate Big Chill too. "fire so cold it burns...!")

fav food : chocolates (yum!!)

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thats about it,..for now.

im a slow updater, so no promises !


Quotes from my Bevin stories that my reviewers happens to like alot :P (format is : "Quote"- [said by]; [StoryName].)

[warning: contains spoilers for those who havent read my stories! :D]

"I ... um... I fucking love you" - shy Kanou-a(OC) to Ben; Meeting Kanou-a. (most faved line in my story i think! haha!)

.o.o.o.

"It's like he's made of sugar, and speaks honey, and breathes sunshine, and barfs rainbows!" - pissedoff Kevin thinking about Kanou-a (OC); Meeting Kanou-a.

.o.o.o.

"His reproductive hormones show the same properties of Galactic Aphrodisiacs!" - C-Mexx to Veremnos (OCs); Meeting Kanou-a.

.o.o.o.

"Your presence healed me faster maybe because my body, my soul and my magic know you and also know that you're the one to have me matured." - Kanou-a to Ben; Meeting Kanou-a.

.o.o.o.

Jack switched off the camera and turned to the rest, "And so, the day is saved, thanks to - "

"The Power Puff Girls!" Julie squeaked in tiredness and exhaustion, leaning her head against Gwen's shoulder. - Jack (OC) and Julie; Its a Wild Life.

.o.o.o.

"Now, nothing stood between them." -Narrator (me, duh!) about Ben and Kevin; Its a Wild Life.

.o.o.o.

"His heart was ringing inside his ribs like crazy, and it seemed as fast in beating as the time he took Ben's virginity." - Narrator, about Kevin fighting a Vulphorous Ben; Its a Wild Life.

.o.o.o.

Ben: "We did it! We did a hero thing! We saved two guys' love, with-OUT the Omnitrix or any powers!"

Kevin nodded, and pressed his lips to Ben's. "We're a great team. Let's call ourselves the Ultra Cupids!"- Kevin and Ben; Its a Wild Life.

.o.o.o.

"Look, doc; Ben can't be pregnant! I'm no biologist or fuck; but I am pretty sure guys are not wired to get pregnant!The hell, now Ben's gonna pop babies outta his ass?!"" - freaked-out Kevin to Doctor Sands; Its A Wild Life.

.o.o.o.

Collin blinked at the man who smiled warmly at him. The man then added, "And you will have the apt opportunity to find someone as well; it's your birthday in a few days and I shall arrange a great Ball for you, inviting all the people in the kingdom; the rich, the middleclass and even the poor, for one cannot judge a person's soul by the amount he or she earns for their daily bread! Either way, you will have the chance of meeting every one, and who knows you might find the right person!"- Duke Samuel (OC) to Prince Collin (Kevin); AU fic The Fairytale Way.

.o.o.o.

"All right, buster. You wanna know what happened?! I'll tell ya what happened! Julie got up in the middle of the night, and she saw you! Yeah! SAW you and your boy friend, snuggled up like a bunch of god forsaken puppies!"

"Whuh?!" Kevin merely raised his brow in amusement, "Really?! What'd she think about it? Did she run off for a bowl of popcorn to watch the 'movie'?!" Kevin grinned. - Kevin and Gwen; Camping 2-The Truths Revealed.

.o.o.o.

"Whilst hormones ran wildly all night." - Narrator, about Kevin and Ben; Kevin's Funeral.

.o.o.o.

"Cause I ... love to make love to you beybaaaaayyhh..." Ben cooed with JLo.

Kevin's eyes went as wide as they could with rain showering on his eyeballs.

'Fuck, what the hell is he singing that for?! It does not suit this situation at all!' - Kevin and Ben; Hormone Accelerator.

.o.o.o.

Kevin backed off carefully, "Woah, gotta make sure it's nowhere near my body system or I'll be more sexually unstoppable than the mutant I was five years ago!" - Kevin; Hormone Accelerator.

.o.o.o.

Then his Desire just pushed his Common Sense down a black hole. - Narrator; Hormone Accelerator.

.o.o.o.

... he had far more testosterone than Ben when it came to being horny... - Narrator; Hormone Accelerator.


im thinking about making this collection of AU stories of kevin and ben; and im gonna call that collection as 'Book Imagica'. mind you, it aint no book; its just a fancy name!! ok, Book Imagica is gonna have those stories of ben and kevin being princes and doctors and stuff, i even have one planned where ben is a famous star!! some of the stories mite not even have the omnitrix in mention.

so, watch out if im posting some AU and OOC stuff!! mwah!


12/12/12 : freaky date! i posted a chapter of Its A Wild Life. pretty good feeling yeah! :D coz i introduced my OC Spike (Pierce's uke) for teh first tym! yay!!


21/12/12 : oh,rite. the world is supposed to end today. (looks around. absolute silence. hears crickets chirping.) eh. so much for that. (goes back to writing first mpreg chapter ever.)


15/01/2013 : oh my gosh! its my bday and i finally put up my first update for the year! yay! for my no.1 story Its a Wild Life! :D and i got my 90th review too! :D i wonder who will be my 100th?...wait a second, wtf?! 100?! wow so fast...! it was like only yesterday i was squealing "omg! i got my 20th review!" bwahhah!! :D


1/02/2013: congrats to hotxhotguy for being my 100th review for Its A Wild Life!! thnkyuuuuuu!!!!! :D ure guest appearance is comin soon!


5/03/2013: congrats to hotxhotguy again! for being the hundredth reviwers in my story Meeting kanou-a! damn, i owe you another gest appearance! :D thnk you!!!!!


5/4/2013: srry guys; im on an indefinite hiatus from now on; I have no idea whn an update can be made. this is from family stuff, and moving and all, im really sorry! :'( :'( I apologize, I guess all my incomplete stories will be on hold.


5/8/2013 : oopsy! I had rescued myself of my hiatus two months ago! but I had been so busy I forgot to update my profile -_- silly me. anyway, I have started a new bevin story called Incubus Melody and well, its been receiving positive reviews for now fufufu! but that doesn't mean i have scrapped all my other stories! I only can update on chapter a time, and well, I have my incubus zest going, so the other stories will have to wait. im so sad I don't have enuf time as my passion for yaoi needs. :( but guys, don't forget me . :D I will update as I grow older! yaoi cant wear off me that easily! MWAAHAHAAHAH! ahem.


14/08/2013 : crap! Im on a hiatus agaiiiiinn!!!! :C I hate life sometimes :'C


bwahahah:

If yaoi were vodka

And I were a duck

I'd swim to the bottom

And drink my way up

But Yaoi ain't vodka

And I ain't a duck

So give me some yaoi

And shut the fuck up

and i must say,...thats sounds like im saying it !! :)


SUPPORT THE LGBT!! they have a heart, a mind and a soul just like anybody else, guys!

Love has no gender, coz if it did, there wud be she-love and he-love and then Cupid would be spinning in circles till it tripped on its own wings and dropped its love-arrows everywhere. in the end we would end up fucking tables for all i knw. humph.


What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com !

Heres what i got!

You are a Romantic Seme!

A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.

Most compatible with: Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke

Least compatible with: Badass Uke, Dramatic Uke

this is so fricking hilarious coz honestly, im actually an uke!! bwahahahahaahah!!! :P


Birth Months: (bold yours)

JANUARY:Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts.Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH: Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave andcaring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led.Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well.Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.


Harry and Lupin's conversation:

If you got the joke and found it extremely funny, copy and paste this onto your profile!

Harry: Are you really a werewolf?

Lupin: Yes Harry.

Harry: Are you fucking serious?!

Lupin: All the time.

Harry: O-o What?

Lupin: what?

Harry: ...

[i LOLed for five minutes after reading it, LOLed while updating this to my profile, LOLed while typing this, and will keep LOLing till i lose breath! XD LOL!]


LIST YOUR TOP TEN FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU'RE IN THE CARTOON

(this is in no particular order)

cartoon: BEN TEN ALIEN FORCE SERIES.

1. KEVIN LEVIN (*faints*...ok. no questions asked. and stay OFF the car! XD)

2. Ben Tennyson (hes cute, idiotic, smoothie-loving, and lets face it; hes got hero-skills! besides, ''coz hes the baddest kid to eva save the day, hes ben ten!!'')

3. Gwen Tennyson (ok. bitchy, and the yaoi-cockblocker-numba-one! but shes still smart, and kinda hot from an angle. blink blink.)

4. Julie Yamamoto (shes really cute. and somehow, I suspect she smells deeply of a delicate peach scent. :) adorable.)

5. Cooper Daniels (ok, AFTER he had his growth spurt. :3 he practically looks like a shy blonde kevin! and anything tht looks like kevin has MY approval.)

6. Alan Albright (hes kinda cute too! somehow, I want him as Cooper's uke!)

7.Professor Paradox (hes just as cool as a cucumber! I mean, nothing can throw this guy off his rocker! maybe coz of the time-immortality thing, but its still supercool!)

8. Pierce Wheels (hes like either a serious ben; or a tan but less-badass kevin.)

9. Albedo (well. dunno but hes cute too. afterall, he IS bens twin-like-uknwwhtimean.)

10. Michael Morningstar (he tried to suck the powers offa gwen, but face it; he IS pretty hot! :D)

so, to answer the questions...

1 woke you up in the middle of the night (kevin woke me up in the middle of night)

Me: *screams in mixed emotions* wht the hell are you doing up?! I thot u were supposed to be smexing ben! *points wildly at the door*

Kevin: *scratches back of head* yeah, but I think I messed up your cool pickup line, and he went Humungasaur on me. -_-'

Me: *yawns helplessly* oh c'mon!!!! *facepalms with both hands*

3 walked into the bathroom while you were showering (gwen walks in on shower)

Me: gwen!! u of all ppl shud knw wht knocking means!!!

Gwen: *runs away* im sorry I thot u were Julie!!!

Me: o_O oh right... =o_o=

4 announced that he or she is going to marry 9 tomorrow (Julie gonna marry albedo)

Me: naw naw, Julie, honey, I think you mixed up between ben and albedo... again! *pats the cross albedo on the head while speaking to julie* this is ALBEDO. u wud wanna marry BEN and... *sees something move from corner of eye*... wait, kevin, no, put down the axe! put DOWN the axe! *shields julie*

7 suddenly confessed that he or she is part of your family (prof paradox confesses hes a part of my family)

Me: o_o ure...serious?

Paradox: why yes ofcourse. the family line is quite understandable given, oh... a second please, *looks down at his gold pocketwatch* you are supposed to faint just aboooouttttt...

Me: *faints*

Paradox: ...now. *looks up from pocketwatch to see me missing, uh, hello? *looks down at the floor* oh. of course.

9 made fun of your friends (albedo made fun of my frnds)

Me: just grow up, Al! and find frnds of your own! or better yet, go find some Galvan and make him into kevin's twin and let him into your ass!

Albedo *-_-* im not going to listen to your fantasies, thnk you. and where are my chilly fries again?!

Two serial killers are after you what will 1 do? (kevin to the rescue)

kevin: ok!! im coming!!!

Me: *kills two of the serial killers by a Silver-coated arm shaped as a blade*

kevin: *pauses to stare at the carnage* uh... woah.

Me: *looks at kevin* what? i'm your FAN, you idiot! of COURSE I wud be an Osmosian too! now, forget about me and save ben! his omnitrix just timed out! go go go!!!

Kevin : *spins on his heels with a grin* thnks, man!! *runs to ben* Benjjjiiiiiiii!!!! im coming!

You are on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? ( I broke my leg during vacation)

Ben: *sighs sadly* Humungasaur did NOT mean to sit on your leg, bxkfreaky. *sniffs sadly* im sowwie...

Me: aw! (so fucking cute) its ok! it a beviny-bonus actually; I get to watch kevin fondle and cuddle you as you cry in guilt! *makes yaoifangirl face while kevin hugs sniffing ben* Bingo.. ! :D

It's your birthday, what will 3 give you? (gwen on my birthday)

Me: *stares down at extremely detailed ben and kevin action figures* how did you know...?!

Gwen: i'm an anodite remembah?! now.. which sex-position do u want to make the figures do, first?!

Me: *evil bevin-fangirl grin*

Gwne: *copies my grin.*

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (Julie and I stuck in a house caught on fire)

Julie : *screams the hell outta the house, for ben to save us*

Me: X_X... I think my ears just died...

Julie: I learnt some techniques from Echo-Echo! *gives off her cute Jap smile*

Me: whaaat? *temporarily deaf*

Bigchill: there! the fires out. now, which one of you cockblocked me and kevin?!

Me: whaat? *still temporarily deaf*

You're about to do something that makes you extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (im gonna do something embarrassing and wht does cooper do?)

cooper: *blinks innocently* are you...sure about this?

- this will DEFINITELY make me change my mind! :D hes so sweet! -

You're about to marry 10. What's 1's reaction? (im gonna marry Michael and how does kevin react)

Me: *hypnotised, under Mike's powers* Yes I do.

Mike: mwahahah! now tht I have the 'author of the bevin stories' under my matrimony, I can make her turn Ben into MY uke! mwahahah- ACK!! *freezes when kevin grabs his throat*

kevin: *tries to strangle Mike* let... her... GO. NOW.

Ben: its HERO TIME!

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? (professor paradox cheering me whn I got dumped as it is supposed?)

Paradox: no matter, bxk freakazoid! you will soon find someone worthy of your feelings.

Me: *blink blink* but theres been a mistake. I didn't have a boyfrnd or girlfrnd in the first place!

Paradox: ofcourse you don't, not any more tht is.

Me: seriously, I didn't have a -

Paradox: there there, itll be alright!

me: -_-'

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 cheer you on? (albedo cheering me in my tournamemnt)

Albdeo : Go BXKFREAAAAKAAAYY!!! *cheering plus hip-twirling* you show that -[!@#$ censored &%$$%%$#]- whos boss! WHOOOHOOO!!

Me: T_T who taught albedo to swear?

Kevin: uh...im gonna.. go get some popcorn *escapes as fast as he can*

Me: and who got him that skimpy cheerleaders outfit?

Mike: uh... im gonna.. make sure kevin got the popcorn. *escapes as well*

You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do? (I cant stop laughing and mike's opinion about it)

mike: Hmm. is there any possibility to draw power from laughter? it IS, afterall, a good medicine as they say.

Me: *stopped laughing*

2 tells you about his or her deeply love for number 9. (ben says he loves albedo)

Me: ...O_O

Kevin: ...O_O

Me and Kevin: *fuming dangerously*

Gwen: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, BEN!!

Albedo: *eats chilly fries* huh, wht happened? whys ben running? and whys bxkfreaky and kevin coated in Titanium with bladed hands?

You're dating 1 and he or she introduces you to his or her parents. Would you get along? ( im dating kevin?)

Me and Kevin: wait, WHAT?! *looks at each other awkwardly*

Ben: WAAAAAAHHHHH! *runs away in tears*

- me? date kevin?! bwahaha!!!! yeah rite! I wont ever let tht happen, coz kevin is bens property and vice versa! :D go Bevin!! -

Me: *pushes kevin* don't just stand there, kevin! go after ben! go! theres a high probability for hot, viscious make-up sex! go!

Kevin: *pepped up at the word 'sex'* got it! *runs after ben* benjiiiiiiii!!!!!

2 loves 1 as well. What does that mean? (ben loves kevin)

- thts more like it!! :D -

Me: *singing* happy ending to you! happy ending to you! happy ending, happy ending, happy beviny smex ending to youuu!!!

You had a haircut and 6 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? (I had a haircut, and Alan is weirded out.)

Me: ok, I get it, it looks weird, but get used to it!!

Alan: uh... I didn't actually say anything?

Me: FINE. uh what?

Alan: ...

1 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? (Kevin's a playah! :D)

Me and Kevin: *gives each other a high five and a fist-smack* LET IT ROCK, LET IT ROCK, LET IT ROCK, RRYEAAAARRHH!!!! hehehehe!!

Ben: *glares daggers with a deadly aura around him*

Me: *shoves at kevin* ok, lets bail, thts a bad sign!

2 thinks that he or she will never get a girl or boyfriend. What will you tell him or her? (ben thinks he's loveless. that idiot.)

Me: *chokes on Smoothie* are you fucking kidding me?! *grabs ben's face and turns it towards kevin whos standing by the Camero* look, ben, look! whtdyou see?!

ben: *with puckered lips from bxkfreaky's hold on his face* um...kevin?

Me: aaaand?

Ben: *shiny eyes*... I think im in love!

Me: *releases bens face, and goes back to Smoothie smugly*... another day is saved, thnks to bxkfreaky...

Ben: *pouts adorably, twiddling with his Smoothie straw* but how do I get kevin to notice ME?

Me: *stares at ben* you can either go kiss him, right here, right now; or refer to one of my fanfictions for help. (XD)

Ben: youre so sweet *shiny eyes*

Me: *waves hand nonchalantly* hey, don't sweat it. :)

9 is too shy to face you and confess their love by sending an email. Now what? (albedo confesses he loves me, thru email)

Me: *typing a reply* for the love of god, Al; pretending to be in love with me will NOT get you a free pass into ben's 'dirty' pics. besides, kevin bribed them back from me anyway so your act's in vain.

Albedo: *immediate reply* fuck you! >:(

Me: *grins at screen* hehe, somebodys growing balls!

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? (mike and kevin kissing!!)

Me: WHAT?! MIKE! YOURE SUPPOSED TO STEAL KEVINS POWERS BY THE DOMINUS LIBRIUM, NOT BY KEVINS MOUTH! AND KEVIN, STOP IT BEFORE BEN SEES YOU!!

Gwen: *pokes my shoulder* too late.

Julie: *points at ben*

Ben: *flash of green light* RAAAATHHH! *stomps to the pair* LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING, KEVIN E LEVIN AND MIKE MORNINGSTAR! [insert long Rath-rant]

- days later -

Me: *pats kevin's and mike's plastered bodies at the hospital* I brought you guys some Smoothies.

Kevin: *sobs* but I swear, we were arguing and I slipped and our faces just sorta smacked together...

Mike: *snorts* oh stop, you ninny; *turns to bxkfreaky* the true incident was that we had a bet who would be the better kisser to ben. and we were idiotic enough to use each other as test-dummes. daft, now how long will it be before we get discharged?!

Me: Ten days

Kevin: *sits up sharply* FUCK!! NO SEX FOR TEN DAYS???!!! *freezes* ow... I think I snapped a rib... *falls back on the bed*... T_T

Mike: *smug smile*

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside for more then a few hours. What do you do? (gwen and Julie in a room, alone, for a long time.)

Me: *glares at ben and kevin who try to peep into the room* boys, you better not try anything!

Ben and Kevin: *turns around disappointed* damn, they're just painting nails!

Me: *snorts and smirks with a mumble* so you guys didn't see them sneak in a dildo earlier, eh?

Kevin : *turns around abruptly and stares at me for a long ten seconds* woah...

Me: *leaves with a smirk* have fun taking pics, guys!

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? (kevin and alan, soul mates?)

Me: *picks up a large scythe with razor-bladed edges* ok, who else has non-bevin doubts?

Would 2 trust 5 (wud ben trust cooper?)

- Ofcourse! ben and cooper had met as kids; and also, cooper helpd ben get mutated-kevin into becoming human, in the ultimate alien finale! :D -

4 is bored and pokes 8. What happens after that? (Julie pokes pierce outta boredom)

Pierce: do you mind?!

Julie: *chuckling* sorry. *pokes him again*

Pierce: *grows his spindle-like spikes from his faces threateningly*

Julie: *snorting into a laughter*

Pierce: O_O its supposed to make you feel intimidated!

Julie : *laughs uncontrollably* you look like an angry porcupine! or a hedgehog! or a puffer fish! oh god!! hahahaha!

Me: *rolls eyes as Pierce pouts which makes Julie laugh harder*

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school. What will they pick? (cooper and kevin back to highschool)

- kevin wud take something extremely complicated and related to engineering or mechanic stuff. copper will do the same thing, coz of his powers and understanding of robotics. yeah. they will look like two brothers going to high school; one blonde and other raven, uwaaa! :D -

If 6 and 3 make a dinner what would they make? (alan and gwen make dinner)

- meatloaf! coz gwen can make the main stuff using her manna, and alan can bake it in seconds by his fire powers! haha! -

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? (paradox and albedo applying for a job)

- Doctors. duh. if tht doesn't work out, it'll be watchmaker in paradox's case; and cashier at Mr . Smoothies in Albedo's case :P -

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl or boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? (albedo draws wht he thinks Alan's boyfrnd shud look like.)

albedo: o_O wait, I can draw?!

Me: just draw, idiot!

- after a few minutes -

Alan: *looks at drawing and blushes heavily* why.. whyd you draw this?

albedo: *shrugs* you look like the kind of guy who wud want a boyfrnd whos gentle and kind, yet can handle your fiery powers if it comes to it. and coz it wud be someone whos buff yet wud be gentlemanly. so this is wht came into my mind. does it resemble someone or something? *oblivious*

alan: uh... not at all! *runs away blushing beet-red*

Me: *looks at albedos sketch to see tht it resembles Cooper* hehehe... well whtdya knw...

10 and 9 are blushing while they are talking. What is conversation about? (mike and albedo blushing as they talk)

me: uhoh. they're planning on overthrowing kevin and ben. or maybe their just flirting while they plan to overthrow kevin and ben. or this can be about a foursome with kevin and ben.

Gwen: uh... do you ALWAYS have to think atleast ONCE about dirty stuff?

Me: *looking bluntly at her* hey. im a Levin fan. its my thing, yo.

1 accidently kicked 8. (kevin accidentally kicked pierce)

Kevin: oops,man, sor-

Pierce: *gasps wildly and flails hand in defense* ...im sorry! it wasnt on purpose tht I was thinking something dirty about ben!! it just popped into my head I swear!

kevin: *looks oddly at pierce* I was coming to say im sorry coz I kicked you by accident... *cracks knuckles* so... wht were u saying again?

2 sent a message to his or her's bf or gf but 9 got. What would happen? (albedo gets a text from ben that was supposed to be for kevin)

albedo: *shows his phone to ben* hey, I got this text from you, I guess its supposed to be for kevin. ... seriously, ben? u text this dirty stuff to kevin, all the time?

Ben : *blushing damn red* oops!!! *tried to grab phone from albedo but the grey-head draws back*

albedo: *looks down at the phone* actually I got the pic you sent too... nice lingerie you got there, ben...

Kevin: *comse in from outta nowhere with a cheeky face* did someone say 'lingerie' and 'ben' in the same sentence?

5 and 6 did a workout together. (cooper and alan worked out together)

Me: I knw. *smirks smugly* I got pics. it was SOME *air quotes* 'workout'.. heheh.

Gwen: bxkfreaky! wht're these stains and burns on the gym floor?

6 notices he or she wasn't invited to your birthday. (alan notices he want invited to my bday)

alan: *appears at my doorstarp and pouts* u meanie!

Me: wait...my birthday? tht was two months ago! o_O... *facepalms* oh god, ALBEDO, I WILL KILL YOU!!!

4 invites 3 and 7 to dinner at their own house. What happens? (Julie invites gwen and paradox to her house for dinner)

Julie: Konichiwa! *hugs gwen* hihih!

Gwen: *whispering*...a lil closer...yeah. *deepens hug*

Paradox: *looks down at pocketwatch* sorry to disturb the inappropriate at-the-door romance, girls; but Julie Yamamoto's stove will catch fire in five point three two seconds.

Girls: *squealing in alarm*

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, 1 or 6? (should I stay for teh night at kevin's and alan's?)

Me: seriously, if I had to go to kevin's, I wud take ben with me and watch some live Bevin action! if I had to go to Alan's, I wud take Cooper with me and watch some live CooperxAlan action (srry, slash name untitled), so, whtever I chose, I get some cool loving action ppl! :D

- next day -

Gwen : *To julie* did you knw? bxkfreaky has been admitted to hospital; it seems she had a severe bloodloss in her brain, for some reason.

4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, 2, 10, or 7? (Julie jumps at me from dark alleyway; wht do ben, mike or paradox do?)

Me: oh cmon, Julie! if u wanna try and scare me, you will HAVE to stop looking so cute! and smelling so lovely!

Julie: *pouts angrily* I have a knife to your throat and thts wht u wanna say?!

Me: *smiles* tell you wht, I will trade you nasty pics of gwen.. in some 'ahem' clothes, if you let me go. wht say?

Julie: *pauses like a distracted toddler* really?

Me: *snatches knife and jumps away* ha!!

Julie: what the fuck!! not fair!

Me: *shrugs* wht can I say. i'm a Levin fan. seeya!...ill email you the pics tho! :D

meanwhile... Ben , Mike and Paradox don't even know this happened. jerks, the lot of them. huff.

1 decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens? (Kevin starts a cooking show)

Kevin: *runs to me, his clothes are all torn as if he was attacked* bxkfreaky, you have to hide me! help! HELP!! *grabs my collars and shakes me*

Me: *dizzied* ok, let go! *kevin lets go so bxkfreaky shrugs and sighs* whts up NOW? I TOLD you not to go for that swimsuit modelling! you knw that girls get rabid!

Kevin: *panicking* no, I tried to start a cooking show!

Me: *rolls eyes and facepalms* oh great!! thts like you're second talent!! im so tired of chasing away fans offa you!

Kevin: *really panicking* you have to get these female show-crew offa me! the ladies cant get enuf of wht I cooked for them! I think they're gonna eat ME!!!

Me: *sighs* eh, figures. *hears distant rumbling as if a huge cattleherd is oncoming* uh oh!

Kevin: *grabs his own head of hair* im toast!...no pun intended!

Me: *screams out to the oncoming crowd of madly squealing ladies* BACK OFF!! HES GAYYYYY! AND HE HAS A CUTE BOYFRIEND WHOM HE SMEXES ALL THE TIME!!!

the crowd pauses.

more screaming.

Me: holy fuck, did the crowd just increase in mass and speed and sound?!

Kevin: oh no!!!!!! yaoi fangirls tooo! im BURNT toast!! *grabs bxkfreaky's arm* cmon, lets scoot before they recognise you to be an author and eats us BOTH!

3 has to either marry 8, 4, or 9. Who do they choose? (gwen has to marry either pierce, Julie or albedo)

Pierce: uh... im already dating bxkfreaky's OC named Spike?

Albedo: naw. im gay.

Julie: *jumping in excitement* YES, GWEN, I WILL! I WILL!!

(intense makeout between gwen and julie)

Me: ok, somebody shove the two females into a room or something!

7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it? (Paradox kidnaps ben and asks ransom from cooper. whts is the ransom?)

paradox: will you PLEASE ask kevin to STOP trying to steal my pocketwatch? thnk you. I will release ben only if kevin writes me an apology note.

Cooper: *gasping* kevin? and an apology note?! *facepalms* greaaaat...

ben: actually, I like it here with professor! *puppy dog face at professor paradox*

paradox: oh no no no, dear ben Tennyson, I shall NOT show you the future again, even to that face. *pauses*...uh, Cooper, also ask kevin to add in his note on how to resist this face ben is making, would you?

Cooper: are you kidding me?! no one can resist that face! its a Universal Truth.

Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 stand a chance? (everyone gangs up on Gwen)

-oh she will, if she stops cockblocking Bevin!-

Everyone is invited 2 and 7's wedding except for 8. How does 8 react? (everyones invited for Ben and paradox's wedding, except pierce)

Pierce: *fuming and storming into the wedding* IM TELLING KEVIN!!!!!!!!!

Kevin: *storming in suddenly* I HEARD, PIERCE! *growls at the baffled to-be-wedded pair* PROF, IM GONNA CASTRATE YOU!!! *waves pitchfork*

Ben: whats going on... why am I in a wedding dress?! *looks at professor who looks even more stupidly dumbstruck*

Paradox: -_- I don't quite remember this happening in the future.

Ben: nice tux, prof!

Paradox: why thank you; you look quite...dashing, in your...white gown, I suppose?

Mike: BWAHAHAHAH!!!!!! *pauses whn everyone looks at him* oh dear...

Gwen: its Mike's hypnotising skills again! GET HIM!!!!!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? (alan scared of paradox)

- professor paradox has seen the future, so alan is scared of wht the dude knws he had done in the future! -

Alan: um... professor... who does Cooper marry in the future? *twidlling thumbs*

paradox: *gives off a smile* well, you just will have to find out whn you reach that time frame, wont you?

5 cooked you a dinner? (Cooper cooked me dinner)

Me: aw, thnk you, cooper!! :D

Cooper: *blushing* Kevins been tutoring me...

Me: in cooking too?

Cooper: *blushing harder* 'too'?? wht else do you knw he's teaching me?

Me: heheh. who do you think asked kevin to help you on how to flirt with Alan?...hey, this tastes great by the way! *hugs baffled cooper*

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? (alan and me lying on the beach)

Me: *sits up on elbows* damn, you're hotter than the sun!

Alan: that line wud have worked on me if you were Cooper -_-'

M: im fucking serious, youre burning me!! *rubs at arm*

alan: oops sorry!

8 got into the hospital somehow. (Pierce is in hospital)

Me: *sighs at Pierce in pity* you shud really watch out you knw.

pierce: *indignantly* I swear I wasn't groping ben!! why the hell does everyone frame me whn I meant nothing?! im innocent, I didn't do anything!!

Me: that didn't stop Kevin and Spike beating the pulp outta you.

1 is all you ever dreamed about. Why? (kevin in my dreams)

me: O_O um... is this a coincidence that kevin was on number One? *looks around*

kevin: *raises eyebrow* uhuh. and wht do you dream about me?

Me: duh, whtdyou think?! lots and lots of smexing bevin!! whoohoo! *victory dance*

Kevin: uh... *looks at ben*

Ben: its true. her head is where our stories begin, rite?

Kevin: oh yeah... :)

me: *shiny eyes* plus, kevin's super HOT! hes the model seme for all my drawings!! *pauses to look at ben and kevin* did I say tht out loud?

kevin and ben: Yes.

7 won the lottery? (paradox won lottery)

Pardox: well, quite uneccessary all this money, but the feeling of victory ceases to feel old. *smug smirk*

ben: *shoots puppy-dog face at the professor*

Paradox: oh dear. alright, Smoothies for all. *sighs* it IS the universal truth, aptly.

8 had quite a big secret. (pierce's big secret)

Pierce: I... *deep breath and good exhalation* I cried whn I got my first tattoo.

Everyone : O_O *gasps and 'aw's.*

Kevin: *skeptical* how do we knw if you even HAVE a tattoo in the first place?

Spike: heheh, I can vouch for that! I've seen it; its a cool blade tattoo and its on his-

Pierce: *blushing deadly* shut up!

Kevin: okaaaaaayy. im not even gonna ask.

[What can I say folks, in BXKFREAKAZOID-VILLE, its always a great day. :) ]


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Oxygen by Tawny The Disturbed reviews
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Having a vampire stare at you as if he wanted to eat you was rather unnerving, Cedric thought. Especially when he didn't seem to be after your blood. Cedric/Edward. Fishy.
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Becoming a vampire for his 16th is not Harry's idea of a birthday present. But he wasn't even bitten so how did he become the impossible? He runs from all he knows to find out the answer and with the war looming on the horizon, Harry doesn't have much time to find new allies. Or even old enemies? D/H slash. Further warnings inside.
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Renji and Ichigo play a game of cat and mouse...
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Reputation by DaNextDarkLord reviews
After a not-so-innocent game at a party, Kevin has to repair damage to his reputation. Slash, BeVin
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Renji and his brother stop in a legal brothel for some fun and a job that only the tattoo artist Renji can do for the owner with discretion. His reward for doing it is his choice of the employees, and he sets his sights on a orange haired vixen. But when he finds out that his chosen lover for the night is less of a willing participant, where will he go from here? Yaoi, RenXIchi
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Curious Dragons by mikepd reviews
Ben Tennyson lies and now is stuck going on a trip with his grandpa. While exploring a little, Ben finds a wound dragon and helps him out. The dragon his helps out become curious about Ben and seeks him out. BeVin no likey yaoi please don't read.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,803 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Ben T., Kevin
How to Use the Reference Section by Baconastro reviews
AU BeVin, Kevin's failing English and enlists Ben as his tutor. Well, no one ever said that it was a good choice of mentor, but he IS Kevin. Ben is a dweeb, his parents are hippies, and Kevin'd rather see encyclopedias on the ground than on the shelf.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,334 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Ben T., Kevin
My Lion by Dawn-Of-Indescribable-Colors reviews
Godric attempts to keep his attraction to Salazar a secret...but Slytherin has other plans. WARNING: SEXUAL CONTENT. M/M-SLASH-BOYS LOVE. ENTRY FOR THE ALL SORTS OF LOVE COMPETITION, OTP (ONE TRUE PAIRING) GRYFFINDOR/SLYTHERIN
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/26/2013 - [Godric G., Salazar S.] - Complete
Lesson Learnt by DeiStarr reviews
Harry did something stupid while he was drunk, but his annoying and sexy roommate won't tell him what it was. Harry/Draco. If you don't like slash, don't read it. Simple as that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/25/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Ron W. - Complete
Mr Levin by g1rldraco7 reviews
Adopted from Mantinus. Forced into being a lab rat, Kevin becomes an outstanding citizen and a steady job at Time Paradox: Assisted Living Facility. But he dreams of a green eyed boy. What's Kevin to do when he meets the nephew of one of the patients?
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,832 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Four Nights, Five Days by badskippy reviews
Tintin and Captain Haddock get caught in the rain, and Tintin fears, he may lose the man he loves before he can tell him they truth ...
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,951 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Tintin, Captain Haddock, Nestor
Electromagnet by DaNextDarkLord reviews
Kevin "helps" Ben with his Physics homework. Pure BeVin fluff!
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Lonely Creatures by Mantinas reviews
A story of a man obsessed with another. A man who kidnaps his obsession to fill a void they both share. First person(Kevin's) POV. Bevin. AU. For better or worse, I'm dedicating this to my booji-boo.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,640 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Kevin, Ben T. - Complete
Tickle by YamatosSenpai reviews
An AU YAOI/BL short story about college athletes Renji Abarai and Ichigo Kurosaki. Ichigo takes Renji for a ride after practice, in more ways than one. (lol) Read and review please. LEMON! Rated M for Mature, and for a reason. This is possibly the worst summary ever, forgive me., the story is better.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/19/2013 - [Ichigo K., Renji A.] - Complete
Naruto crack :D by BlooKisses reviews
this is a very stupid story. please do not expect anything good. it is meant to be dumb and the spelling errors are usually on purpose. rated T for bashing of everything and fourth wall breaking.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Personal Aphrodisiac by StuffedToyCuddler reviews
Gwen and Julie worked on a experiment to get Ben laid... with none other than Kevin Levin. Will it work? And will the two boys get through the side effects of the experiments? Well then... Lets get the story started! This is a 'Hi' to bxk-freakazoid! :
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,141 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Ben T., Kevin
Singing Lessons by Aelimir reviews
Erik sings in a college choir and catches shy Charles's eye. He takes singing lessons from Logan to give him a shot at joining the choir and getting closer to Erik. Just a short ficlet that popped in to my head after a funny incident in one of my voice lessons. And we all know Hugh Jackman sings!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Magneto, Xavier, C., Wolverine - Complete
Kulnary by DarkAvenger69 reviews
So Ben, Ken, Kevin, and Devlin go to another planet and stuff happens...Mates, schemes, and YAOI!
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,828 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Ben T., Kevin
Incubus by Tangerine Catnip reviews
Incubus. in-cu-bus noun, plural incubi. 1. A male demon who lies upon sleepers. 2. Something Danny Fenton never imagined his separated ghost half would turn out to be. Fenton/Phantom, Pitch Pearl. Cover image was drawn by Polterrgeist, used with permission.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,608 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Danny F., Dan Phantom
SasoDei One Gold Doubloon by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara had been a simple impoverished street rat; that is, until he was hired aboard the Pirate Ship known as the Lightning Queen. Now all he has to do is figure out how the hell he is going to stay alive around such cut-throat pirates! Not to mention his unusual attraction to the ship's doctor; the handsome stoic man with a venomous touch. Does Deidara even dare to survive?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,375 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Mermaids and Stuff by just-the-narrator reviews
Norway is sent away from work to a vacation to relieve himself from the stress of work. Denmark is a pretty pretty mermaid. *Merman. Excuse me. Human AU, one shot, request. Read and tell me what you think! giving it a T for...just in case.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Nightshade Academy of Magic by Sinclairum reviews
Sirius is dead. The Dursleys are dead. His friends are next in line. What can Harry possibly do? A new school invites Harry to its numbers and Harry readily agrees, ready to train his new powers. Post OTP. Possible slash. Rating will change in future
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,419 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Harry P.
Seduced by Otaku Maiden reviews
After a nasty breakup, Ben gets swept off his feet by a handsome pursuer. Is this his Prince Charming, or is he way over his head?
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,817 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
A Shinigami Vacation by kazuma85 reviews
It's summertime and everyone's on a vacation at a sea-side resort in the Living World. Renji/Ichigo. Shounen-ai; rated M for yaoi in the future chapters.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,874 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Renji A., Ichigo K.
Gossip Boys by mypetelephant reviews
Confiscated Dark objects are disappearing from the Ministry, and journalist Harry Potter is on the case. Unfortunately, he has to drag along Draco Malfoy, gossip columnist extraordinaire, whose subject of choice is everyone's favorite desultory hero. All Harry wants is to put out a respectable article. Oh, and to forget a night that only Draco knows and will never write about.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,077 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Crossing Enemy Lines II by Sinclairum reviews
Sequel to Crossing Enemy Lines by popular demand PWP/AU Draco Malfoy wasn't going to sit around just waiting for Potter to come and get him first, if anything, Malfoy would be doing the hunting this time. But when one is dealing with a character as volatile as Harry, who's really doing the hunting? Drarry HPDM Rated M for course language and sexual themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,908 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
When Time Fails by SuperAlpha96 reviews
When Inuyasha, Kagome, and Shippo are forced down a well that is NOT their normal route of travel to Kagome's time, they end up in a place full of demons of a different sort. Lucky for them, they have landed at the Phantomhive Estate and meet One Hell of a Butler. Can Sebastian help Inuyasha and the others find a way home? If he couldn't do that, what kind of butler would he be?
Crossover - Inuyasha & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Inuyasha, Sebastian M.
Sex Appeal by kyouko68 reviews
Natsu claims that he has more sex appeal than Lucy does. They make a bet on it.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Gray F., Natsu D. - Complete
God is Gracious and He will Laugh by ZaneShadow reviews
"Hello, Kevin?" "Hey, Gwen can you come over to my house?" "Why?" "Oh there's just two naked aliens in my kitchen is all." BeVin which if you didnt know is BenXKevin. OCxOC Yaoi
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,812 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Ben T., Kevin
All That's Left by JustMe133 reviews
Something's wrong with Ethan, and Benny will do anything to find out what's wrong with his best friend. How will he feel when he finds out the truth? Rated T for possible boy-boy pairing. Enjoy.
My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,475 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Benny W., Ethan M. - Complete
A Christmas Drarry by LynstHolin reviews
Christmas fluff! Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Cliched Begginings by Kali Cephirot reviews
Flynn Rider's hot gay dads. Or how Miguel and Tulio adopted a baby.
Crossover - Road to Eldorado & Tangled - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Tulio, Flynn R. - Complete
Pick Up Lines by RemyMcKwakker reviews
Edmund comes to Peter for advice on a VERY important matter.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Haircuts by Melancholing reviews
Ben's hair starts getting shaggy one day, and Kevin insisted he needs a haircut. Slight BeVin, some weird OOCness from minor characters. It's been forever since I watched Ben 10, so forgive me for any mistakes.
Ben 10 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Adrenaline by xXxKibaNaruxXx reviews
What happens when a simple sabotage mission goes askew and Ben and Kevin are trapped on an island. Ben/Kevin-BevinIt only took me a couple years to start again :P
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,415 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Ben T., Kevin
I Love You, Idiot by Hotaru Nakama reviews
It's Renji's birthday, and he knows exactly what he wants to do to celebrate the occasion. Will Ichigo go along with it? Are Renji's plans a complete disaster in the making, or will it end up being a night both of them will never forget? Lemon. Edited!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,266 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Ten Commandments by Force-A-Pancakes reviews
"You filthy sodomites must learn and if I must use violence to consolidate God's will then so be it." Cortes drawled, voice utterly devoid of emotion as Miguel trembled in his hold. "Don't touch him, you monster." Tulio spat. "/I/ won't. But you will."
Road to Eldorado - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011
Heat Index by Amledo reviews
Modern AU, not BBC. It's the hottest summer London has ever seen, and Holmes and Watson have no A/C. Based loosely on my miserable midwestern summer. Slash
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Lucky Number Seven by Future-Gamefreak reviews
"Frankly, the lines between friendship and blatant crushing were blurred years ago." Kick/Gunther One-shot series. SLASH, no romantic Kick/Kendall.
Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Kick, Gunther M.
Prostate Examinations by Sinclairum reviews
Definition of OH NO: noun, the feeling you get when you realise that Healer Draco Malfoy is going to perform a prostate examination on you….and it's turning you on. SLASH DMHP/HPDM Drarry Post TDH, Pre-epilogue Rated M for language and sexual themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,440 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Crossing Enemy Lines by Sinclairum reviews
"Fraternizing with the enemy has never been used in such appropriate context, Draco thought idly." DMHP/HPDM SLASH Rated M for language and sexual themes. Complete AU. Modern day with guns.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
After Potions Class by Sinclairum reviews
Harry and Lucius get a little frisky in Professor Snape's classroom. PWP Rated M for smut, course language. LMHP BDSM kink
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Numb by Deranged Black Kitten reviews
A sudden death that Gwen and Kevin refuse to accept, and a dark ritual to bring the wielder of the omnitrix back. What could possibly go wrong? "Ben, are you okay? Can you hear us?" Bevin fic. Warnings for blood.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,847 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Ben T., Kevin
Haunted by the Devil by angel-with-a-scythe reviews
Bruce/Terry slash. Bruce's POV to the original story "Touched by an Angel." Terry's wild abandon never ceases to amaze Bruce and makes him put EVERYTHING on the line.
Batman Beyond - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Bruce W., Terry M. - Complete
Touched by an Angel by angel-with-a-scythe reviews
Terry/Bruce slash. Terry has resisted loving Bruce for so long, but emotions boil if left unattended. He finally gets the opportunity and the courage or perhaps stupidity? to -show- him. Will Bruce allow himself to return his feelings? Terry's POV.
Batman Beyond - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Bruce W., Terry M. - Complete
Somnio by BookerSeeFoodBookerEat reviews
Previously named 'A little body contact'. Like Sleep Creep, this is another Bevin series by me. Enjoy, read and review. Yaoi Rated M.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,182 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Ben T., Kevin
The Tale of the Demon Lord by Kitty Gets Loose reviews
A yaoi Inucest fairytale-style story that is strictly for adult readers - what happens when Sesshomaru brings his little brother home after nearly 200 years? Please do not read this if you are underage or offended by such themes.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 219,043 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - [Sesshomaru, Inuyasha] - Complete
My heart is on a Cruise Ship by gilgameshforeternity reviews
Woody has lived on the small island for years, and one person keeps him going. Rated M for yaoi
Toy Story - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 36 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Woody, Buzz Lightyear - Complete
Sinistra by Universal Dogma reviews
Ben/Kevin. Kevin and Gwen's "real" mission during Above and Beyond. Ben is more perceptive then he seems, and it surprises Kevin. Pretending to be evil has perks.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Camping by bxk-maniac reviews
So Ben and Kevin havent admitted their feelings for each other. Until...The four teens go camping...and the boys become room mates in the sleeping spot !
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
In Which Draco Malfoy Is Not Gay by The Mudblooded Slytherin reviews
A series of oneshots in which Draco Malfoy is not gay.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,359 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Draco M.
You're My Hero, I'm Your Saviour by T.E. Takeuchi reviews
The world is falling to shambles under the attack from Planet Fuse, and Fuse himself. Ben can't handle the pressure of being a hero and not being able to stop this, so he does something stupid; as always, Kevin is there to save him. FuFa universe, BeVin.
Ben 10 - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Too Far by BookerSeeFoodBookerEat reviews
Kevin goes a bit too far with the jokes. He finds it funny but Ben? Not so much. Do NOT read if you don't like yaoi. Read and Review. Pure BEVIN.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,755 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Ben T., Kevin
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Diner Conversations by Otaku Maiden reviews
Written for the Diner Gauntlet Challenge. After the run-in with Cash and J.T. at Mr. Smoothy, Ben, Gwen and Kevin have an interesting conversation at a diner.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Ben T. - Complete
Destroying Malfoy's Hairdo by Halkatla reviews
Harry has a new mission in his life: find out how to destroy Draco Malfoy's hairdo!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,374 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Grudge Match Redux by Team Bananafishstickers reviews
Just because it LOOKS like nothing's changed, doesn't mean that it hasn't. A Round Robin. BeVin Kevin/Ben slash.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,480 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Ben T., Kevin
The Affect Effect by frazthealien reviews
The gang attempt to hook Sheldon up with a nice girl he meets at a convention and things don’t quite work out as they planned. In other words, an epic love story. Sheldon/Leonard.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,957 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
Instincts by Heart in a Headlock reviews
So he was stuck on this planet for medical reasons. That Kevin could deal with. Didn't mean he had to like being stuck in a zoo, though. ...On second thought, with humans as cute as that falling into his enclosure, maybe it wouldn't be so bad. BeVin
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Kevin, Ben T. - Complete
TKJ: Alt ending by yellowJsquid reviews
And alternate ending to the Killing Joke. Slash, Batman/Joker Non-ledger.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Call Me Mr Potter! by pokari reviews
Harry is a mediwizard especially for children and he is now working as a nanny for Draco’s twins.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,688 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 1,523 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Total Signs by NarutoKyuu reviews
Ben's always been on the oblivious side, but how could he miss such blatant attempts to get his attention by none other than Kevin?
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Sedated by Heart in a Headlock reviews
The way Ben figured, as long as whatever-the-heck they pumped into Kevin’s system lasted long enough, maybe getting home soon wouldn’t be such a chore. Set during 'Grudge Match'. BeVin
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
A Pirate's Life For Me by Aoiki Chojutsuka reviews
Kevin and Gwen are hard-ass pirates that just happen to be a couple, but that all changes when Kevin captures an apprentice blacksmith to work aboard his vessel. Bevin slight Kwen
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,830 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Ben T., Kevin
Dual, Duel by yellowJsquid reviews
Non-Nolanverse, Batman/Joker. When Bruce is kdnapped by Gotham's most wanted, he needs a distraction to escape. SLASH, 18
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,372 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Washcloth by Little Pastry reviews
Kevin decides to wash his car, but Ben comes to interrupt his work. Slight Bevin
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Kevin, Ben T. - Complete
If I Was Your Vampire by Aoiki Chojutsuka reviews
It’s Halloween and Kevin comes to pick Ben up for Gwen’s party. And a painfully embarrassing conversation comes up when Ben complements Kevin’s costume. Kenji Kevin X Ben fluff
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
As of Late by Goddess-of-da-Cheeseburgers reviews
Sometimes, you just run out of gas. \KevinxBen. PUT ON YOUR GAY-GOGGLES, KIDS!/
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,595 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Blue Christmas by Invader-Hime reviews
It is Christmastime in New York City and little Kevin is about to get a Christmas present he'll never forget.
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Kevin - Complete
Miscommunication by Akuni-A reviews
A picture is worth a thousand words... it's a good thing Soul Society doesn't have camera phones. [Pairing: IchigoxRenji]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
I'm Not as Think as You Drunk I Am by Sardonic Grin reviews
IchigoxRenji. Renji would sooner admit he preferred the company of men than admit he didn’t understand the living world. Ichigo knew this fact he relished it and used it to feel superior to his once rival. However, he didn’t know Renji preferred his compa
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
A Tight Squeeze by Akuni-A reviews
Ichigo and Renji attempt a rescue mission, but their plans are foiled and they're caught in a tight spot... [Pairing: RenjixIchigo]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
Muse by Akuni-A reviews
An artist gets an unexpected surprise from her muse. [Pairing: Renji&Ichigo]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Magic Room by Luciferian Principle reviews
Charlie discovers a horrible secret in the factory, and also a mindaltering addiction named Wonka. WonkaCharlie chanslash.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/23/2005
I Like Grapes by oi-oi-oi reviews
Grandma Georgina and Mr. Willy Wonka have a little morning chat together. Being the sober people they are, they, naturally, discuss the...more difficult questions of humanity, such as: Do you think jam is lovely?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/29/2005
Nightmares by PetPetAngel reviews
Did you think they were lying when they said fear can bring people closer together? [WonkaCharlie] SLASH! [Slight Gore]
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/24/2005
Kisstletoe by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Weasley Wizarding Wheezes is proud to bring you Kisstletoe! HDish Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Twitch by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
That smile made him twitch. HD Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Wingless Chocolate Angel by PetPetAngel reviews
Yaoi [Older Charlie x W.W.] Charlie's life has been perfect untill a rough patch hits him hard. When his family's concern isn't enough, who better to come to his rescue than Willy Wonka?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2005
Draco Malfoy and the Tome of Entrapment by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Draco has been obsessed with Harry Potter since the beginning, but how did his hatred turn into his protecting Harry above even his own safety? One thing's for sure: being trapped in a book with the person you secretly loved wasn't a picnic. HD Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,675 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Endless Blue by Luke In Blue reviews
During his grueling time out to sea, Tulio makes an important discovery about Miguel and about himself.
Road to Eldorado - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,865 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2003
Two Con Men and a Baby by Jenna3 reviews
Miguel finds a baby stranded with only a note from the mother, stating that she'll return. In the meantime, the boys learn the hectic lives of parethood. *COMPLETED!!!!! I'm lovin' the positive feedback guys! Keep it up!*
Road to Eldorado - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,286 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/13/2002 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Complete
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Incubus Melody reviews
Kevin Levin is a famous rockstar. but, behind the enigmatic smile, charming looks and flawless voice, is an endless life of torture and loneliness, all under the hands of a woman he wished he never knew. Life is dull, tasteless and monotonous. Until he meets one of his die hard fans: Ben Tennyson. kevinxben. rated M, featuring g1rldraco7's OC Lance!
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 71,680 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Ben T., Kevin
Hard Candy Soft Core Just As Sweet : refreshed reviews
EDITION of BXKMANIAC'S ONESHOT! Ben sneaks into Kevin's room and finds something else! :D
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,182 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Meeting Kanou-a reviews
Our fav gang of four hangs out at the beach. roaming alone to an abandoned area, Ben spots an unusual but common fairytale fantasy; a merman! the aftermath of this new frndship, and a bunch of twists and turns, a bit of fighting and angst :P inspired from a few comics on smackjeeves . com ! rated M for sexual stuff and bad language! OCxBen / KevinxBen! COMPLETED!
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 184,810 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
The Hormone Accelerator reviews
Kevin has to cook up an aphrodisiac for that scumbag Argit. well, things go 'down' the 'hill' when someone else ends up using the chemical, without permission and knowledge! (hint: ben!) same old same old! :D Happy Valentines Day of 2013! :D rated M for language and content! dedicated to StuffedToyCuddler and fullmoonwolf950!
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,244 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Kevin, Ben T. - Complete
Meant For Each Other reviews
Kevin is a ten year old who chances to save the life of a baby, who years later becomes the one person he can only and truly ever love. will he and the boy he considers a brother, be able to set aside the differences and get together? one things sure... i fricking suck at summaries. AU and OOC fic. Rated T for assurance. Book Imagica Fic #2
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,903 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Ben T., Kevin
It's a Wild Life reviews
Ben is bitten by an alien unknown to him, and hence he doesnt make a deal about it. Unfortunately, it turns out PRETTY bad, when he starts going hungry...for his boyfriend! rated M! Newly MPreg! :D
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 122,605 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Ben T., Kevin
The Fairytale Way reviews
Ben and Kevin ridicule fairytales, much to Gwen's and Julie's chagrin. the Annodite Tennyson decides to use a spell up her sleeve to teach the boys a lesson! AU and slightly OOC! Book Imagica#1
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,126 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Kevin, Ben T.
Camping Part 2 : The Truths Revealed reviews
this is a sequel to Camping by bxkmaniac who is also me . So, after ben and kevin get serious, and gwen gets angry, and julie has no idea...will the female tennyson manage to keep the gay relationship of her cousin in the dark from her best friend Julie? i suck at summaries, mind you, so you mite wanna read the story? and hint: pls read Camping first before reading this fic!
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,817 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Kevin's Funeral reviews
summary in a nutshell : what happens when Kevin dies, and the consequences during and after his funeral; plus a surprise ending.
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete