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Joined 05-13-12, id: 4002683, Profile Updated: 09-09-16
Author has written 9 stories for Ben 10.

"Smile; it confuses the enemy."



This is bxk freakazoid!

And for those of you who have no idea, 'bxk' in my name stands for 'benxkevin', which is what im a freakazoid about.

I formerly started out on this website as 'bxkmaniac', but alas due to certain technical difficulties (who am i kidding; i forgot my password, geez) i had to create a new account.

so, for those who are curious enough to know what I've written when i were bxkmaniac; pls check out :


Also, id like to thank the author suikalopolis for their sexy story named Milk ( https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5125360/1/Milk ), which was the FIRST ever story i read on this website, and which pushed certain buttons in my head and prompted me to write fanfictions. so, i thank you suikalopolis, for kindling what would be years of fanfictions for me, and for indirectly introducing me to contribute the written word to the gorgeous scifi fandom of KEVIN X BEN!

ok; now for some personal info :

My name : bxkfreakazoid. i usually run by many names. u can call me bxkfreaky, bxkmaniac, You can even call me Lil Miss Paradox! (not because i am in any way related to that awesome character Professor Paradox in Ben Ten Alien Force; but because i tend to contradict my self, and i tend to do both sides of the opposite things.)

Gender : female (your typical yaoi fangirl !!)


Age: im gonna keep that to myself thanks ! (wink)

Pottermore-sorted Hogwarts house : HUFFLEPUFF AND PROUD!


fav color : black and green. purples and violets.

fav band : not any in particular, but Linkin Park and Owlcity

fav alien : Big Chill (ultimate Big Chill too. "fire so cold it burns...!")

fav food : chocolates (yum!!)

My FAV shows :

F.R.I.E.N.D.S, BigBangTheory, Good Mythical Morning (rhett and link

my top fav yaoi couples :

ben ten : KevinxBen, GwenxJulie

Bleach : RenjixIchigo, GrimmjowxUlquiorra

Harry Potter series : DracoxHarry (DRARRY!!!!!)

The Cursed Child (new) : scorbuss (i ship so fucking hard)

Inuyasha : InuyashaxMiroku, NarakuxSesshomaru

Kuroshitsuji : SebasteinxGrell, WilliamxGrell, UndertakerxGrell, basically anybody with Grell as long as its a guy!

WarrenxWill (sky high)

DC : Batmanxjoker or BruceWaynexJoker, BatmanxSuperman (or vice versa),

Marvel : CaptainAmericaxIronman (or StevexTony), IronmanxHulk, StevexBucky, ChalesXavierxErik (Professor X x Magneto)

Avatar, the last air bender : ZukoxSokka, ZukoxAang, anybody with Zuko as long as its a guy and Zuko is the seme!

itill go on on on on

fav yaoi series :

too many TT_TT BUT most fav is Kizuna :)

what my best friend thinks of me :

"oh so u t freak-of-nature-zoid? idiot, total baka!!" and i luv her for the comment!! XD

what i luv doing :

drawing, writing, watching ppl cook deserts, dreaming of new yaoi scenes for my bxk stories !

stuff i hate :

slow sad songs(seriously id rather sleep and bevin-dream),

physics (it never got along with my creative mind),

ladys finger (yuck all that gooey stuff!),

memorising dates (when it comes to boring things my memory is as small as a walnut),

performing in stages (big time stage-fright. im te biggest scaredycat you'll find within miles),

horror movies especially grudge series (again, scaredycat to the max),

the spoof movies like The Scary Movie and Disaster Movie and fuck (i think the 'fuck' describes my hatred well, i mean, if you wanna spoof something that directors took a lot of effort to perfect, at least do so with some dignity. i dunno about others, but i find these spoof things stupid, unintelligent, and a waste of money that could have been used to feed the poor.)

spiders (im with you, ron weasley!)...

and lots more but it depends on what my mood is, ill add more whn i update this profile next :P


thats about it,..for now.

im a slow updater, so no promises !

im thinking about making this collection of AU stories of kevin and ben; and im gonna call that collection as 'Book Imagica'. mind you, it aint no book; its just a fancy name!!(i like giving fancy names to thing fufu!) ok, Book Imagica is gonna have those stories of ben and kevin being princes and doctors and stuff, i even have one planned where ben is a famous star!! some of the stories mite not even have the omnitrix in mention.

so, watch out if im posting some AU and OOC stuff!! mwah!

12/12/12 : freaky date! i posted a chapter of Its A Wild Life. pretty good feeling yeah! :D coz i introduced my OC Spike (Pierce's uke) for the first tym! yay!!

21/12/12 : oh,rite. the world is supposed to end today. (looks around. absolute silence. hears crickets chirping.) eh. so much for that. (goes back to writing first mpreg chapter ever.)

15/01/2013 : oh my gosh! its my bday and i finally put up my first update for the year! yay! for my no.1 story Its a Wild Life! :D and i got my 90th review too! :D i wonder who will be my 100th?...wait a second, wtf?! 100?! wow so fast...! it was like only yesterday i was squealing "omg! i got my 20th review!" bwahhah!! :D

1/02/2013: congrats to hotxhotguy for being my 100th review for Its A Wild Life!! thnkyuuuuuu!!!!! :D ure guest appearance is comin soon!

5/03/2013: congrats to hotxhotguy again! for being the hundredth reviwers in my story Meeting kanou-a! damn, i owe you another gest appearance! :D thnk you!!!!!

5/4/2013: srry guys; im on an indefinite hiatus from now on; I have no idea whn an update can be made. this is from family stuff, and moving and all, im really sorry! :'( :'( I apologize, I guess all my incomplete stories will be on hold.

5/8/2013 : oopsy! I had rescued myself of my hiatus two months ago! but I had been so busy I forgot to update my profile -_- silly me. anyway, I have started a new bevin story called Incubus Melody and well, its been receiving positive reviews for now fufufu! but that doesn't mean i have scrapped all my other stories! I only can update on chapter a time, and well, I have my incubus zest going, so the other stories will have to wait. im so sad I don't have enuf time as my passion for yaoi needs. :( but guys, don't forget me . :D I will update as I grow older! yaoi cant wear off me that easily! MWAAHAHAAHAH!

cough* ahem.

14/08/2013 : crap! Im on a hiatus agaiiiiinn!!!! :C I hate life sometimes :'C

23/06/2014: ssup ppl! ok i have updated bfre this date, so dont get all shocked at the time gap between this date and the one above. i just hadnt the tym to update my profile accordingly. thts all.

and so... yeah. im alive!!!! ill b updating as much as i can... which wnt be much srry... ill try!! :3

09/09/2016 : well. its been so long. too long. :( im not even sure if ppl are reading this but, yeah. :) im sorry ic ant promise a nupdate any time soon for anything, but if i can, i will. :) bevin for life :)


If yaoi were vodka

And I were a duck

I'd swim to the bottom

And drink my way up

But Yaoi ain't vodka

And I ain't a duck

So give me some yaoi

And shut the fuck up.

so far, im baffled that im watching so many things coming up like saplings on the ground. The selfie phenomenon, the hashtag phenomenon, the LGBT rights, Leos Oscar, the sudden Pokemon Go thing, Cursed Child, like wow. its like watching a movie. :D

What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com !

Heres what i got!

You are a Romantic Seme!

A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.

Most compatible with: Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke

Least compatible with: Badass Uke, Dramatic Uke

this is so fricking hilarious coz honestly, im actually an uke!! bwahahahahaahah!!! :P

Birth Months: (bold yours)

JANUARY:Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts.Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH: Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave andcaring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led.Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well.Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

Harry and Lupin's conversation:

If you got the joke and found it extremely funny, copy and paste this onto your profile!

Harry: Are you really a werewolf?

Lupin: Yes Harry.

Harry: Are you fucking serious?!

Lupin: All the time.

Harry: O-o What?

Lupin: what?

Harry: ...

[i LOLed for five minutes after reading it, LOLed while updating this to my profile, LOLed while typing this, and will keep LOLing till i lose breath! XD LOL!]


(this is in no particular order)


1. KEVIN LEVIN (*faints*...ok. no questions asked. and stay OFF the car! XD)

2. Ben Tennyson (hes cute, idiotic, smoothie-loving, and lets face it; hes got hero-skills! besides, ''coz hes the baddest kid to evah save the day.'')

3. Gwen Tennyson (ok. bitchy, and the yaoi-cockblocker-numba-one! but shes still smart, and kinda hot from an angle. blink blink.)

4. Julie Yamamoto (shes really cute. and somehow, I suspect she smells deeply of a delicate peach scent. :) adorable.)

5. Cooper Daniels (ok, AFTER he had his growth spurt. :3 he practically looks like a shy blonde kevin! and anything tht looks like kevin has MY approval.)

6. Alan Albright (hes kinda cute too! somehow, I want him as Cooper's uke!)

7.Professor Paradox (hes just as cool as a cucumber! I mean, nothing can throw this guy off his rocker! maybe coz of the time-immortality thing, but its still supercool!)

8. Pierce Wheels (hes like either a serious ben; or a tan but more sober kevin.)

9. Albedo (well. dunno but hes cute too. afterall, he IS bens twin-clone-...copy-...mistake-... thing. uh...)

10. Michael Morningstar (he tried to suck the powers offa gwen, but face it; he IS pretty hot! :D)

so, to answer the questions...

1 woke you up in the middle of the night (kevin woke me up in the middle of night)

Me: (*screams in mixed emotions*) wht the hell are you doing up?! I thot u were supposed to be smexing ben! (*points wildly at the door*)

Kevin: (*scratches back of head*) yeah, but I think I messed up your cool pickup line, and he went Humungasaur on me. -_-'

Me: (*yawns helplessly*) OH CMON!!!! (*facepalms with both hands*)

3 walked into the bathroom while you were showering (gwen walks in on shower)

Me: gwen!! u of all ppl shud knw wht knocking means!!! (*flails arm as grabs towel*)

Gwen: (*runs away*) im sorry I thot u were Julie!!!

Me: o_O oh right... =o_o=

4 announced that he or she is going to marry 9 tomorrow (Julie gonna marry albedo)

Me: naw naw, Julie, honey, I think you mixed up between ben and albedo... again! (*pats the cross albedo on the head while speaking to julie*) this is ALBEDO. u wud wanna marry BEN and... (*sees something move from corner of eye*)... wait, kevin, no, put down the axe! put DOWN the axe! (*shields julie*)

7 suddenly confessed that he or she is part of your family (prof paradox confesses hes a part of my family)

Me: o_o ure...serious?

Paradox: why yes ofcourse. the family line is quite understandable given, oh... a second please, (*looks down at his gold pocketwatch*) you are supposed to faint just aboooouttttt...

Me: (*faints*)

Paradox: ...now. (*looks up from pocketwatch to see me missing*), uh, hello? (*looks down at the floor*) oh. of course.

9 made fun of your friends (albedo made fun of my frnds)

Me: just grow up, Al! and find frnds of your own! or better yet, go find some Galvan and make him into kevin's twin and let him into your ass!

Albedo *-_-* im not going to listen to your fantasies, thnk you. and where are my chilly fries again?!

Two serial killers are after you what will 1 do? (kevin to the rescue)

kevin: ok!! im coming!!!

Me: (*kills two of the serial killers by a Silver-coated arm shaped as a blade*)

kevin: (*pauses to stare at the carnage*) uh... woah.

Me: (*looks at kevin*) what? i'm your FAN, you idiot! of COURSE I wud be an Osmosian! now, forget about me and save ben! his omnitrix just timed out! go go go!!!

Kevin : (*spins on his heels with a grin*) thnks, man!! (*runs to ben*) Benjjjiiiiiiii!!!! im coming!

You are on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? ( I broke my leg during vacation with Ben)

Ben: (*sighs sadly*) Humungasaur did NOT mean to sit on your leg, bxkfreaky. (*sniffs sadly*) im sowwie...

Me: aw! (omg ure so fucking cute) its ok! it a beviny-bonus actually; I get to watch kevin fondle and cuddle you as you cry in your guilt! (*makes yaoifangirl face while kevin hugs sniffing ben*) Bingo.. ! :D

It's your birthday, what will 3 give you? (gwen on my birthday)

Me: (*stares down at extremely detailed ben and kevin action figures*) how did you know...?!

Gwen: i'm an anodite remembah?! now.. which sex-position do u want to make the figures do, first?!

Me: (*evil bevin-fangirl grin*)

Gwne: (*copies my grin.*)

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (Julie and I stuck in a house caught on fire)

Julie : (*screams the hell outta the house, for ben to save us*)

Me: X_X... I think my ears just died...

Julie: I learnt some techniques from Echo-Echo! (*gives off her cute Jap smile*)

Me: whaaat? (*temporarily deaf*)

Bigchill: there! the fires out. now, which one of you cockblocked me and kevin?!

Me: whaaat? (*still temporarily deaf*)

You're about to do something that makes you extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (im gonna do something embarrassing and wht does cooper do?)

cooper: (*blinks innocently)* are you...sure about this?

- this will DEFINITELY make me change my mind! :D hes so sweet! -

You're about to marry 10. What's 1's reaction? (im gonna marry Michael and how does kevin react)

Me: (*hypnotised, under Mike's powers*) Yes I do.

Mike: mwahahah! now tht I have one 'author of the bevin stories' under my matrimony, I can make her turn Ben into MY uke! mwahahah- ACK!! (*freezes when kevin grabs his throat*)

kevin: (*tries to strangle Mike*) let... her... GO. NOW.

Ben: its HERO TIME!

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? (professor paradox cheering me whn I got dumped as it is supposed?)

Paradox: no matter, bxk freakazoid! you will soon find someone worthy of your feelings.

Me: (*blink blink*) but theres been a mistake. I didn't have a boyfrnd or girlfrnd in the first place!

Paradox: ofcourse you don't, not any more tht is.

Me: seriously, I didn't have a -

Paradox: there there, itll be alright!

me: -_-'

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 cheer you on? (albedo cheering me in my tournamemnt)

Albdeo : Go BXKFREAAAAKAAAYY!!! (*cheering plus hip-twirling*) you show that -!@#$ censored &%$$%%$#- whos boss! WHOOOHOOO!!

Me: -_- who taught albedo to swear?

Kevin: uh...im gonna.. go get some popcorn (*escapes as fast as he can*)

Me: o_o and who got him that skimpy cheerleaders outfit?

Mike: uh... im gonna.. go make sure kevin got the popcorn. (*escapes as well*)

You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do? (I cant stop laughing and mike's opinion about it)

mike: Hmm. is there any possibility to draw power from laughter? it IS, afterall, a good medicine as they say.

Me: (*stopped laughing*)

2 tells you about his or her deeply love for number 9. (ben says he loves albedo)

Me: ...O_O

Kevin: ...O_O

Me and Kevin: (*fuming dangerously*)


Albedo: (*eats chilly fries*) huh, wht happened? whys ben running? and whys bxkfreaky and kevin coated in Titanium with bladed hands?

You're dating 1 and he or she introduces you to his or her parents. Would you get along? ( im dating kevin?)

Me and Kevin: wait, WHAT?! (*looks at each other awkwardly*)

Ben: WAAAAAAHHHHH! (*runs away in tears*)

- me? date kevin?! bwahaha!!!! yeah rite! I wont ever let tht happen, coz kevin is bens property and vice versa! :D go Bevin!! -

Me: (*pushes kevin*) don't just stand there, kevin! go after ben! go! theres a high probability for hot, viscious make-up sex! go!

Kevin: (*pepped up at the word 'sex'*) got it! (*runs after ben*) benjiiiiiiii!!!!!

2 loves 1 as well. What does that mean? (ben loves kevin)

- thts more like it!! :D -

Me: (*singing*) happy ending to you! happy ending to you! happy ending, happy ending, happy beviny smex ending to youuu!!!

You had a haircut and 6 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? (I had a haircut, and Alan is weirded out.)

Me: ok, I get it, it looks weird, but get used to it!!

Alan: uh... I didn't actually say anything?

Me: FINE. uh what?

Alan: ...

1 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? (Kevin's a playah! :D)

Me and Kevin: (*gives each other a high five and a fist-bump*)

Ben: (*glares daggers with a deadly aura around him*)

Me: (*shoves at kevin*) ok, lets bail, thts a bad sign!

2 thinks that he or she will never get a girl or boyfriend. What will you tell him or her? (ben thinks he's loveless. that idiot.)

Me: (*chokes on Smoothie*) are you fucking kidding me?! (*grabs ben's face and turns it towards kevin whos standing by the Camero*) look, ben, look. whtdyou see?!

ben: (*with puckered lips from bxkfreaky's hold on his face*) um...kevin?

Me: aaaand?

Ben: (*shiny eyes*)... I think im in love!

Me: (*releases bens face, and goes back to Smoothie smugly*)... another day is saved, thnks to bxkfreaky...

Ben: (*pouts adorably, twiddling with his Smoothie straw*) but how do I get kevin to notice ME?

Me: (*stares at ben*) you can either go kiss him, right here, right now; or refer to one of my fanfictions for help. (XD)

Ben: youre so sweet (*shiny eyes*)

Me: (*waves hand nonchalantly*) hey, don't sweat it. :)

9 is too shy to face you and confess their love by sending an email. Now what? (albedo confesses he loves me, thru email)

Me: (*typing a reply*) for the love of god, Al; pretending to be in love with me will NOT get you a free pass into ben's 'dirty' pics. besides, kevin bribed them back from me anyway so your act's in vain.

Albedo: (*immediate reply*) fuck you! >:(

Me:(*grins at screen*) hehe, somebodys growing balls!

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? (mike and kevin kissing!!)


Gwen: (*pokes my shoulder*) too late.

Julie: (*points at ben*)

Ben: (*flash of green light*) RAAAATHHH! (*stomps to the pair*) LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING, KEVIN ETHAN LEVIN AND MIKE MORNINGSTAR! [insert long Rath-rant]

- days later -

Me: (*pats kevin's and mike's plastered bodies at the hospital*) I brought you guys some Smoothies.

Kevin: (*sobs*) but I swear, we were arguing and I slipped and our faces just sorta smacked together...

Mike: (*snorts in irritation*) oh stop it, you ninny; (*turns to bxkfreaky*) the true incident was that we had a bet who would be the better kisser. and we were idiotic enough to use each other as test-dummies. drat, now how long will it be before we get discharged?!

Me: Ten days

Kevin: (*sits up sharply*) FUCK!! NO SEX FOR TEN DAYS???!!! (*freezes*) ow... I think I snapped another rib... (*falls back on the bed*)... TT_TT

Mike: (*sad smile*)

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside for more then a few hours. What do you do? (gwen and Julie in a room, alone, for a long time.)

Me: (*glares at ben and kevin who try to peep into the room*) boys, you better not try anything!

Ben and Kevin: (*turns around disappointed*) damn, they're just painting nails!

Me: (*snorts and smirks with a mumble*) so you guys didn't see them sneak in a dildo earlier, eh?

Kevin : (*turns around abruptly and stares at me for a long ten seconds*) woah...

Me: (*leaves with a smirk*) have fun taking pics, guys!

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? (kevin and alan, soul mates?)

Me: NOPE. (*picks up a large scythe with razor-bladed edges*) ok, now who else has non-bevin doubts???

Would 2 trust 5 (wud ben trust cooper?)

- Ofcourse! ben and cooper had met as kids; and also, cooper helpd ben get mutated-kevin into becoming human, in the ultimate alien finale! :D -

(*ben and cooper hug like the cutesies they are!*)

4 is bored and pokes 8. What happens after that? (Julie pokes pierce outta boredom)

Pierce: do you mind?!

Julie: (*chuckling*) sorry. (*pokes him again*)

Pierce: (*grows his spindle-like spikes from his faces threateningly*)

Julie: (*snorting into a laughter*)

Pierce: O_O its supposed to make you feel intimidated!

Julie : (*laughs uncontrollably*) you look like an angry porcupine! or a hedgehog! or a puffer fish! oh god!! hahahaha!

Me: (*rolls eyes as Pierce pouts which makes Julie laugh harder*)

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school. What will they pick? (cooper and kevin back to highschool)

- kevin wud take something extremely complicated and related to engineering or mechanical stuff. copper will do the same thing, coz of his powers and understanding of robotics. yeah. they will look like two brothers going to high school; one blonde and other raven, uwaaa! :D -

If 6 and 3 make a dinner what would they make? (alan and gwen make dinner)

- meatloaf! coz gwen can make the main stuff using her manna, and alan can bake it in seconds by his fire powers! haha! -

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? (paradox and albedo applying for a job)

- Doctors. duh. if tht doesn't work out, it'll be watchmaker in paradox's case; and cashier at Mr . Smoothies in Albedo's case :P -

Albedo : where the fuck are the chilly fries?!

Professor Paradox : (*waving a finger and smiling*) now, now, language.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl or boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? (albedo draws wht he thinks Alan's boyfrnd shud look like.)

albedo: o_O wait, I can draw?!

Me: just draw, you idiot!

- after a few minutes -

Alan: (*looks at drawing and blushes heavily*) why.. whyd you draw this?

albedo: (*shrugs*) you look like the kind of guy who wud want a boyfrnd whos gentle and kind, yet can handle your fiery powers if it comes to it. and coz it wud be someone whos buff yet wud be gentlemanly. so this is wht came into my mind. does it resemble someone or something? (*oblivious*)

alan: uh... not at all! (*runs away blushing beet-red*)

Me: (*looks at albedos sketch to see tht it resembles Cooper*) hehehe... well whtdya knw...

10 and 9 are blushing while they are talking. What is conversation about? (mike and albedo blushing as they talk)

me: uhoh. they're planning on overthrowing kevin and ben. or maybe their just flirting while they plan to overthrow kevin and ben. or this can be about a foursome with kevin and ben.

Gwen: uh... do you ALWAYS have to think about dirty stuff?

Me: (*looking bluntly at her*) hey. im a Levin fan. its my thing, yo.

1 accidently kicked 8. (kevin accidentally kicked pierce)

Kevin: oops,man, sor-

Pierce: (*gasps wildly and flails hand in defense*) ...im sorry! it wasnt on purpose tht I was thinking something dirty about ben!! it just popped into my head I swear!

kevin: (*looks oddly at pierce*) I was coming to say im sorry coz I kicked you by accident... (*cracks knuckles*) so... u were saying?

2 sent a message to his or her's bf or gf but 9 got it. What would happen? (albedo gets a text from ben that was supposed to be for kevin)

albedo: (*shows his phone to ben*) hey, I got this text from you, I guess its supposed to be for kevin. ... seriously, ben? u text this dirty stuff to kevin, all the time?

Ben : (*blushing damn red*) oops!!! (*tried to grab phone from albedo but the grey-head draws back*)

albedo: (*looks down at the phone*) actually I got the pic you sent too... nice green lingerie you got there, ben... does it come in red?

Kevin: (*comes in from outta nowhere with a cheeky face*) did someone say 'lingerie' and 'ben' in the same sentence?

5 and 6 did a workout together. (cooper and alan worked out together)

Me: I knw. (*smirks smugly*) I got pics. it was SOME 'workout' (*air quotes*) . heheh.

Gwen: bxkfreaky! wht're these stains and burns on the gym floor?!

6 notices he or she wasn't invited to your birthday. (alan notices he want invited to my bday)

alan: (*appears at my doorstarp and pouts while pointing a finger at me*) u meanie!

Me: wait...my birthday? tht was two months ago! o_O... wait a minutes... (*facepalms*) oh god, ALBEDO, I WILL KILL YOU!!!

4 invites 3 and 7 to dinner at their own house. What happens? (Julie invites gwen and paradox to her house for dinner)

Julie: Konichiwa! (*hugs gwen*) hihih!

Gwen: (*whispering*)...a lil closer...yeah. (*deepens hug*)

Paradox: (*looks down at pocketwatch*) sorry to disturb the inappropriate at-the-door romance, girls; but Julie Yamamoto's stove will catch fire in five point three two seconds.

Both Girls: (*squealing in alarm*)

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, 1 or 6? (should I stay for teh night at kevin's and alan's?)

Me: seriously, if I had to go to kevin's, I wud take ben with me and watch some live Bevin action! if I had to go to Alan's, I wud take Cooper with me and watch some live CooperxAlan action (srry, slash name untitled), so, whtever I chose, I get some cool loving action ppl! :D

- next day -

Gwen : (*To julie*) did you knw? bxkfreaky has been admitted to hospital; it seems she had a severe bloodloss in her brain, for some reason.

Julie : poor soul.

4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, 2, 10, or 7? (Julie jumps at me from dark alleyway; wht do ben, mike or paradox do?)

Me: oh cmon, Julie! if u wanna try and scare me, you will HAVE to stop looking so cute and smelling so lovely!

Julie: (*pouts angrily*) I have a knife to your throat and thts wht u wanna say?!

Me: (*smiles*) tell you wht, I will trade you nasty pics of gwen.. in some 'ahem' clothes, if you let me go. wht say?

Julie: (*pauses like a distracted toddler*) really?

Me: (*snatches knife and jumps away*) ha!!

Julie: what the fuck!! not fair!

Me: (*shrugs*) wht can I say. i'm a Levin fan. seeya!...ill email you the pics tho! :D

meanwhile... Ben , Mike and Paradox don't even know this happened. jerks, the lot of them. huff.

1 decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens? (Kevin starts a cooking show)

Kevin: (*runs to me, his clothes are all torn as if he was attacked*) bxkfreaky, you have to hide me! help! HELP!! (*grabs my collars and shakes me*)

Me: (*dizzied*) ok, ok, OK, let go! (*kevin lets go so bxkfreaky shrugs and sighs*) whts up NOW? I TOLD you not to go for that swimsuit modelling! you knw that girls get rabid!

Kevin: (*panicking*) no, I tried to start a cooking show!

Me: (*rolls eyes and facepalms*) oh great!! thts like you're second talent!! im so tired of chasing away fans offa you!

Kevin: (*really panicking*) you have to get these female show-crew offa me! the ladies cant get enuf of wht I cooked for them! I think they're gonna eat ME!!!

Me: (*sighs*) eh, figures. (*hears distant rumbling as if a huge cattleherd is oncoming*) uh oh!

Kevin: (*grabs his own head of hair*) im toast!...no pun intended!

Me: (*screams out to the oncoming crowd of madly squealing ladies*) BACK OFF!! HES OFF-LIMITS! HES GAYYYYY! AND HE HAS A CUTE BOYFRIEND WHOM HE SMEXES ALL THE TIME!!!

the crowd pauses.

more screaming.

Me: holy fuck, did the crowd just increase in mass and speed?!

Kevin: oh no!!!!!! yaoi fangirls tooo! im BURNT toast!! (*grabs bxkfreaky's arm*) cmon, lets scoot before they recognize you to be an author and eats us BOTH!

3 has to either marry 8, 4, or 9. Who do they choose? (gwen has to marry either pierce, Julie or albedo)

Pierce: uh... im already dating bxkfreaky's OC named Spike?

Albedo: naw. im gay. Single, but gay. Tots.

Julie: (*jumping in excitement*) YES, GWEN, I WILL! I WILL!!

(intense makeout between gwen and julie)

Me: ok, somebody shove them females into a room or something!

7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it? (Paradox kidnaps ben and asks ransom from cooper. whts is the ransom?)

paradox: will you PLEASE ask kevin to STOP trying to steal my pocketwatch? thnk you. I will release ben only if kevin writes me an apology note.

Cooper: (*gasping*) kevin? and an apology note?! like thats gonna happen. (*facepalms*) greaaaat...

ben: actually, I like it here with professor! (*puppy dog face at professor paradox*)

paradox: oh no no no, dear ben Tennyson, I shall NOT show you the future again, even to that face. (*pauses*)...uh, Cooper, also ask kevin to add in his note on how to resist this face ben is making, would you?

Cooper: are you kidding me?! no one can resist that face! its a Universal Truth. (*gives a serious nod*)

Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 stand a chance? (everyone gangs up on Gwen)

-oh she will, if she stops cockblocking Bevin!-

Everyone is invited 2 and 7's wedding except for 8. How does 8 react? (everyones invited for Ben and paradox's wedding, except pierce)

Pierce: (*fuming and storming into the wedding*) IM TELLING KEVIN!!!!!!!!!

Kevin: (*storming in suddenly*) I HEARD, PIERCE! (*growls at the baffled to-be-wedded pair*) PROF, IM GONNA CASTRATE YOU!!! (*waves pitchfork*)

Ben: whats going on... why am I in a wedding dress?! (*looks at professor who looks even more stupidly dumbstruck*)

Paradox: -_- I don't quite remember this happening in the future. (*superbly puzzled*)

Ben: nice tux, prof!

Paradox: why thank you; you look quite...dashing, in your...white gown, I suppose?

Mike: BWAHAHAHAH!!!!!! (*pauses whn everyone looks at him*) oh dear...

Gwen: its Mike's hypnotising skills again! GET HIM!!!!!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? (alan scared of paradox)

- professor paradox has seen the future, so alan is scared of wht the dude knws he had done in the future! -

Alan: um... professor... who does Cooper marry in the future? (*twidlling thumbs*)

paradox: (*gives off a smile*) well, you just will have to find out whn you reach that time frame, wont you?

5 cooked you a dinner? (Cooper cooked me dinner)

Me: aw, thnk you, cooper!! :D

Cooper: (*blushing*) Kevins been tutoring me...

Me: in cooking too?

Cooper: (*blushing harder*) 'too'?? wht else do you knw he's teaching me?

Me: heheh. who do you think asked kevin to help you on how to flirt with Alan?...hey, this tastes great by the way! (*hugs baffled cooper*)

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? (alan and me lying on the beach)

Me: (*sits up on elbows*) damn, you're hotter than the sun!

Alan: that line wud have worked on me if you were Cooper -_-' and im gay, just so you know.

M: im fucking serious, youre burning me!! (*rubs at arm*)

alan: oops sorry!

8 got into the hospital somehow. (Pierce is in hospital)

Me: (*sighs at Pierce in pity*) you shud really watch out you knw.

pierce: (*indignantly*) I swear I wasn't groping ben!! why the hell does everyone frame me whn I meant nothing?! im innocent, I didn't do anything!!

Me: that didn't stop Kevin and Spike beating the pulp outta you.

1 is all you ever dreamed about. Why? (kevin in my dreams)

me: O_O um... is this a coincidence that kevin was on number One? (*looks around*)

kevin: (*raises eyebrow*) uhuh. and wht do you dream about me?

Me: duh, whtdyou think?! lots and lots of smexing bevin!! whoohoo! (*victory dance*)

Kevin: uh... (*looks at ben*)

Ben: its true. she writes about us, rite?

Kevin: oh yeah... :)

me: (*shiny eyes*) plus, kevin's super HOT! (*pauses to look at ben and kevin*) did I say tht out loud?

kevin and ben: Yes.

7 won the lottery? (paradox won lottery)

Pardox: well, quite uneccessary all this money, but the feeling of victory ceases to feel old. (*smug smirk*)

ben: (*shoots puppy-dog face at the professor*)

Paradox: oh dear. alright, Smoothies for all. (*sighs*) that face IS the universal truth.

8 had quite a big secret. (pierce's big secret)

Pierce: I... (*deep breath and good exhalation*) I cried whn I got my first tattoo.

Everyone : O_O (*gasps and 'aw's.*)

Kevin: (*skeptical*) how do we knw if you even HAVE a tattoo in the first place?

Spike: heheh, I can vouch for that! I've seen it; its a cool blade tattoo and its on his-

Pierce: (*blushing deadly*) shut up spike!

Kevin: okaaaaaayy. im not even gonna ask.

[What can I say folks, in BXKFREAKAZOID-VILLE, its always a great day. :) ]

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The Golden Trio React To AVPM by WriterfromYesterdayxo reviews
The characters in Harry Potter have been summoned by a disembodied voice to watch the A Very Potter Musical series. The musical affects everyone, could it change everyone's relationships or will everything remain the same?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 75,152 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/16 - Published: 5/27/2015 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Hermione G., Draco M.]
The Coffee Shop by DeetsViBre reviews
Harry sits in a Coffee Shop, Draco Malfoy walks in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,542 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/30 - Published: 10/28/2015 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
Night Out by OakStone730 reviews
A Friday night out after Auror training with his friend Scorpius reveals more secrets than Albus was ever expecting. One Shot. Written to Ani mage's prompt: "I remember everything" Albus/Scorpius Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28 - [Albus S. P., Scorpius M.] [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Immortality Bites by I am the Color of Boom reviews
What would have happened if Harry Potter had chosen to keep the part of Voldemort's soul attached to him, remaining immortal, and then both he and Draco Malfoy attended their seventh year of school? This obviously... -DM/HP. —EPILOGUE COMING—
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 86,245 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 9/11 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Pansy P., Blaise Z.
Kiss Kiss by RavenclaWriteRules reviews
Romantic one-shots and ministories that revolve around Harry and Draco, can include stuff like closets, the Prefects' Bathroom, and awkwardly enduring ferret transformation. Even if you don't like the pairing, you might stay for the humor and Hermione's screentime. I hope everyone has a nice day and stays safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,377 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 11/30/2015 - Harry P., Draco M.
Dance For Me by I am the Color of Boom reviews
A story in which Remus is a stripper, and Sirius is not. AU. All Human. -RL/SB. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 64,221 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 6/22/2015 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
My Old Friend Felix by DogWithTheCream reviews
Harry takes dose of Felix Felicis to try and win a bet, but it leads him to a place-and a person-that he didn't expect. Will he cope with the unexpected changes in his point of view? Rated T for language. I don't own any of these characters, all are J.K. Rowling's.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,898 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 4/14 - Draco M.
Not Your Usual Love Story by I am the Color of Boom reviews
Sirius Black is a highly successful lawyer, who is about to become the youngest senior partner in history at the prestigious Black Firm. That is, until he meets Remus Lupin... the guy delivering the pizza he never ordered... SB/RL. AU. All Human. Will be over 150k words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,332 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 2/14 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Ode to Broken Hearts and Messy Confusion by babyvfan reviews
The best renedtion for heartache: take-out, booze, drunk confessions and kisses by the computer screen's glow, and, of course, some good 'ole drarry fanfics. *Feltciffe/drarry*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,645 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
There's No I In Team by Juliet'sEmoPhase reviews
When Draco's babysitter cancels on him, he has no option but to bring his son to work, despite the fact he has an extremely important day ahead of him. Rescue comes from the most unlikely of places, and Draco ends up having a day he never could have planned, or hoped, for. Muggle AU, smut. Birthday present!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,512 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/14 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Grand Gestures by babyvfan reviews
Remus is faced with a predicament almost every witch and wizard has been facing since the beginning of time: how to tell his mate that they're expecting? *Mpreg, domestic Wolfstar*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,610 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/7 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Living in My Head by deathbyinsomnia reviews
Harry has been stuck with the Dursley family for years, but finally he's out and can go to the prestigious Hogwarts Academy. Upon arriving, he starts hearing a voice in his head. He's on the edge of his rope, Draco knows that, but can Draco realize his feelings and try to save Harry from himself, before it's too late? NO MAGIC AU! Drarry!-Updates every 2 weeks-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 83,647 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 4/7/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
never have i ever by envysparkler reviews
They spend the last night of seventh year playing drinking games. – Draco/Harry, AU, no war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/17 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Superfluous Words by Hoshikuzu-san reviews
The magazine Blaise models for is publishing a portfolio for Body-Positivity week. Understandably, the magazine staff wants a large variety of body types. Showcasing different male models won't be much of a portfolio, after all. All of this is fine and well, but then Blaise has to go and drag Draco into it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,820 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/7 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Out of Many Mouths by Hanazawa Mai reviews
Kingsley is driven up the wall with the insane rumours running around Ministry of Magic's office, threatening to ruin all peace there is. He swears to put a stop to it and get things back to normal. Because there is no such thing as Drarry!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/5 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Deserving by Cassis Luna reviews
From the prompt: "What if one day everyone was brewing Amortentia and Harry walks in. Of course, he doesn't know what they're brewing, so the first thing he says is 'Why does the room smell like it's drenched in Malfoy's cologne' and then everyone, including Draco, just looks at him."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/3 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Assuming Hogwarts has Trashcans by spinachpufffs reviews
You know that saying if you like someone, you pick on them? Well, Harry's that...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Lunch Date by Hoshikuzu-san reviews
In which Pansy tricks Draco into accompanying her on her date with Ginny. Needless to say, had Draco known Ginny would, in turn, bring Potter along, he would have just stayed home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,914 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 3/11 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Fallen Angel by Atawalpa reviews
Becoming a vampire for his 16th is not Harry's idea of a birthday present. But he wasn't even bitten so how did he become the impossible? He runs from all he knows to find out the answer and with the war looming on the horizon, Harry doesn't have much time to find new allies. Or even old enemies? D/H slash. Further warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 218,694 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 5/20/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Torrid Love Affair Over Tea (or Harry Being Oblivious) by FleetofShippyShips reviews
Harry has been living with Draco for a few months when he comes home to find Draco and Hermione having tea, when he didn't even know they spoke to each other. Lighthearted teasing ensues. (Draco/Harry, established relationship, Post-Hogwarts, EWE). Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/14 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Hermione G. - Complete
Petey and Wade Secret Dating Service by isadancurtisproduction reviews
(as in they are secretly dating, and that serves to protect the world, in the loosest definition possible) Of course, that all depends on whether or not his new boss likes him, and whether Peter is able to keep said boss from discovering that Peter is everyone's favorite neighborhood Spiderman. And when that boss is Tony Stark, things just got complicated.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 12/9/2015 - W. Wilson/Deadpool, P. Parker/Spider-man, T. Stark/ Iron man, C. Barton/Hawkeye - Complete
Bear With Me by Juliet'sEmoPhase reviews
After spending the past few years as Auror partners, Harry and Draco have surprisingly become friends. More than that, Harry's been trying to work up the courage over the last few months to ask Draco out on a date. But his Valentine's Day plans are scuppered when an incident at a Muggle funfair turns deadly, and he's not sure if they'll even make it out alive. No smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,513 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Not What it Seems by Sketchy-d00d reviews
Just going off of verbal context proves to be both a challenge and possibly the worst way to go about a situation. Well, in this case. You see, it's not what it seems at all. (Hints at Steve/Tony and (I guess you could say) Thor/poptarts. No. That last one's a joke.) T for language (and I guess the implied themes lol)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Talk, Dark Lord Version by LuminaCarina reviews
When sexual innuendo goes way over Ginny's head, she turns to her Diary for an explanation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/18 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Hunt for Bridal Perfection by babyvfan reviews
There are brides who want to look stunning on their big day. And then there are brides who determined to find the perfect dress every if means trying on multiple dresses and multiple store. She supposed the long-search could be blamed on herself for being so picky, but she was a Malfoy and Malfoys never settled for second-best. *features FemDraco*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,787 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 8/29/2015 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Princes and Fairytales by Mickibooo reviews
Harry meets someone who looks like a prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31 - Harry P., Sirius B., Draco M., James P. - Complete
Pack Formation by Hoshikuzu-san reviews
In which Draco makes it his duty to protect Potter, and drags the rest of his friends into it. Of course, he's only doing it for the sake of winning the game, nothing personal. [50% crack, sadly mere hints of Drarry]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,594 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Ranunculus and white Carnations by Mickibooo reviews
The doors opened once more and the man took Remus' breath away. The story how Sirius found Remus in a small flower shop.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Bonding Night by Mickibooo reviews
To ensure that the Hogwarts Eight Years do get along, McGonagall created bonding night and certain people do bond, indeed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Neville L., Blaise Z. - Complete
DC Marriage Week by CanaryCry reviews
A week full of Birdflash matrimonial goodness. (Backstory loosely based on my Nightwing: Under the Red Hood fic, but reading that isn't necessary.)
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,311 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash] - Complete
The Mating Rituals of Morons by LuminaCarina reviews
Hermione just really wants to smash their faces together in order to generate the eternal love they're supposed to share.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/15/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Can't Talk About It Now by ChannelTheFlannel reviews
A year after the War, Draco goes to a ten day meditation program in India, hoping to find peace and understanding. The rules? No killing, no sex, no lying, and no talking. Only, for some reason, Harry Potter is there, too. And Draco wants to break all of the rules.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,634 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2015 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Diagon Alley by Fezzes at 221b reviews
Draco swore he had only looked away from Harry for a second. But now, he was stranded in the midst of a crowd in Diagon Alley, all of them rushing around, trying to locate the best robe shop, eleven year olds waving wands and brooms, paying no heed to other around them. Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/3/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Furniture by ChannelTheFlannel reviews
Draco thinks it's time that Harry moved in with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2015 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
The Polyjuice Party by ChannelTheFlannel reviews
The "eighth year" students at Hogwarts are having a costume party. Except, as of all things at Hogwarts, it can't be normal; so of course, the costumes are replaced with polyjuice potions. Everyone has a fair chance at starting new with someone else, including Draco Malfoy. (HPDM)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/10/2015 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Luna L., Pansy P.] - Complete
The Man Of The Hour by digthewriter reviews
Pansy has enchanted Draco's birthday cake so it actually fulfills Draco's wish as he blows out the candles. Who would've thought Harry Potter would show up out of nowhere?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 6/15/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Jinxed by Sketchy-d00d reviews
It's Steve's birthday yet again and he feels like everything is going to the dogs. Since the legalisation of same sex marriage he's never heard the end of it. Everyone just assumes he's a homophobe but in truth he couldn't be more happy. Stony. No regrets!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/4/2015 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] Hawkeye/Clint B., OC - Complete
A Fix of Moonpie by Rayniekinnz reviews
'Sirius is lost without his Moonpie and James finally has enough and sets about righting the world once more.' Muggle!AU. WolfStar. M - Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2015 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] James P. - Complete
Unwell by ImSuperSiriusGuys reviews
Draco Malfoy is a Potions Master, psychiatrist, accomplished Occlumens and Legillimens running a successful private mental and magical health business. Harry Potter is the hero of the wizarding world and Head Auror. When Harry is recommended to a place that can help him with his sleeping disorder, he's in for a surprise. Post-war era. HP/DM. (Co-written.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,427 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 6/18/2015 - Published: 11/22/2013 - [Draco M., Harry P.]
Four Letters by Rayniekinnz reviews
'On slow days, Harry likes to do crosswords at his desk. He's not very good though and often requires help from his Auror partner - that particular day, however, it seems that the crossword is helping them.' Drarry. AU. Light-hearted. Oneshot and drabble!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/30/2015 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
How to Marry Your Baby's Daddy by penpenhooray reviews
Draco never expected to get knocked up after a one night stand with Harry Potter. Hell, he never expected to get knocked up at all. But with baby on the way, an the Wizarding World just waiting for an opportunity to tear Draco apart, Draco's got to convince Potter to make the child legitimate by marrying Draco and accepting the baby as his heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 4/30/2015 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Narcissa M., Lucius M.]
Five time Harry Potter failed to confess by SA2208 reviews
If you love someone, tell them. Or get drunk and text it 80 times. Its basically the same thing. WARNING: Contains homosexuality/slash pairing/male-on-male relationship. PG-13
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/10/2015 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Someone New by persephoneapple reviews
While tonight is more than just a simple date for Harry with someone new, it wouldn't hurt to start out with a perfect outfit. Harry/Draco [AO3 tags: Developing Relationship, Falling in Love, First Dates, Humor]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/30/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Hermione G. - Complete
The Florist by digthewriter reviews
Claiming to be looking for some normalcy in his life, Potter asks Draco for a job. Draco didn't think that they'd end up working so well together. But they do, and that's totally weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/24/2015 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Just Like Romeo and Juliet by Sketchy-d00d reviews
A parody of the balcony scene of William Shakespeare's 'Romeo and Juliet' starring Harry Potter as Romeo and Draco Malfoy as Juliet. Drarry!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
A Few Hours To Win Your Heart by Rayniekinnz reviews
'Sick and tired (quite literally) all Remus wanted to do was get back to bed. Of course the elevator would get stuck, leaving him trapped for a good few hours. But wait, who was this man? Was that Chinese take-out? Maybe being stuck wasn't so bad, after all... No, on second thought, it still sucked.' Sirius/Remus. M - Language and Themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/30/2015 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] James P. - Complete
Just Like a Charm by Sketchy-d00d reviews
Complete crack. Draco decides he wants to try annoying Harry with puns. It ends up having a better outcome than he'd expected. Drarry. T for implied sexual innuendos
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/19/2015 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Thirty-Four Going On Sixteen by Rayniekinnz reviews
'Investigative partners Potter and Malfoy have to stay late at the office on Valentine's Day in light of a new case. It's alright, boys; Astoria has your back.' HP/DM. AU. Light-hearted/crack. M - Auror-y type things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/18/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Astoria G. - Complete
Nasty Little Surprise by Ginny Granger-Weasley reviews
Minerva Mc Gonagall, headmistress of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for now nearly twenty years, was sitting at her desk, enjoying her morning coffee when the astonishing letter arrived. Will Mc Gonagall be Mc Gonagone ?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/15/2015 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Minerva M. - Complete
Green and Silver by Dracofides reviews
The morning after a night of Draco and Harry's escapades, in rush of being late for class, Harry grabbed and wore the wrong set of colors. It just so happened that his most hated teacher was the first to inform him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/6/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Foolproof by Sketchy-d00d reviews
Draco keeps insulting Harry's taste in cologne. Desperate times come to desperate measures! Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/20/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Peppermint by Sketchy-d00d reviews
Sirius is scared of what he's become but then when he realizes what the smell of peppermint means he doesn't really seem to mind. Vampire!fic Wolfstar
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2015 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] James P. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy: and the Trials of Being A Slytherin by Shinan7 reviews
((On Hold, Currently Editing/Being rewritten)) Scorpius meets Albus on the Hogwarts Express, a little candy and some friendly teasing and before they know it they are best friends. BoyxBoy. the pairings are Albus/Scorpius and eventual Louis/Teddy :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,876 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [Albus S. P., Scorpius M.] [Teddy L., Louis W.]
Ron Shouldn't Eavesdrop by I know okay reviews
How Ron inadvertently got Harry and Malfoy together. HP/DM COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Ron W. - Complete
Interviews and Dates by Sketchy-d00d reviews
Sirius Black, a famous actor, doesn't do dates. So why is it that a really attractive interviewer, Remus Lupin, has him changing his mind? Written for the daily quote challenge of the Daily/Weekly/Monthly quote competition. Wolfstar.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2015 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Pocky Game by Sketchy-d00d reviews
Remus gets a box of chocolate pocky for Christmas and decides to share it with Sirius. Maybe playing the Pocky Game with the last stick wasn't suck a bad idea. Wolfstar.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/25/2014 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] OC - Complete
I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Clause by Sketchy-d00d reviews
Little did they know they were being watched by a previously sleeping boy. Christmas fic, Wolfstar.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/18/2014 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] Harry P. - Complete
Will You Marry me? by Sketchy-d00d reviews
Sirius and Remus attend James and Lily's wedding, but was Remus expecting this turn of events? Pre-slash. Wolfstar. Rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2014 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
A Whiff of Amortentia by Sketchy-d00d reviews
Harry never would have suspected that he fancied the person who smelled of pine needles and mint. Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/11/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Ron W. - Complete
Ben and the Wolves by g1rldraco7 reviews
Ben is asked in a letter left by his Grandpa Max who dies taking out Vilgax to get a pet. The shop is owned by Professor Paradox. Little does Ben know that this isn't a normal pet shop. For Mature readers only BenxKevinxLance A Test Story
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,948 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Curious Dragons by mikepd reviews
Ben Tennyson lies and now is stuck going on a trip with his grandpa. While exploring a little, Ben finds a wound dragon and helps him out. The dragon his helps out become curious about Ben and seeks him out. BeVin no likey yaoi please don't read.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,948 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Ben T., Kevin
Oxygen by Tawny The Disturbed reviews
Oxygen. An element. Literally, everyone needs it and most take it for granted. Figuratively, some need it more than others. A Warren/Will slash. Rated M for swearing, violence and intensely intimate themes...Wipe that drool off of your chin.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,405 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 1/22/2011 - William S./Will, Warren P. - Complete
Tickle by YamatosSenpai reviews
Tickle: An AU YAOI/BL short story about college athletes Renji Abarai and Ichigo Kurosaki. Ichigo takes Renji for a ride after practice and their friendship rapidly evolves into something more. NEW! Ticklish: A one-shot sequel taking place 8 months after Tickle.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,800 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - [Ichigo K., Renji A.] - Complete
The Great Wish by SpoiledSpine reviews
It was a well known fact amongst Dragons that once every two hundred and fifty years, on a night like the one Toothless was looking up at, a single Dragon could become a human for a year if they so did desire.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,156 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup
Behind The Mask by RivalsByNature reviews
****Currently undergoing a rewrite
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man
Taming Tresses by I know okay reviews
After a picture in the paper Hermione drags Harry along to see a hairstylist, but Harry is suspicious that's her only motive. HP/DM COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/13/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Hermione G. - Complete
The Perfect Match by slowroad reviews
Albus and Scorpius are in their sixth year at school. Albus is popular while Scorpius is quiet and bookish. A chance encounter makes Albus realise that Scorpius is probably the most interesting person that he's ever met. Draco is the potions master at Hogwarts and Harry is the head auror. They become friends as Harry's marriage unravels. Detailed summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 70 - Words: 164,970 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Exhaustion by CanaryCry reviews
Dick's running himself ragged keeping up his work as Nightwing while trying to hold down a day job as a police officer. Wally's tired of watching his boyfriend pull himself in too many directions at once. Birdflash, set in an indefinite future.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/10/2014 - [Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash] - Complete
Sex on Legs in Six-Inch Heels by Tessa Crowley reviews
Draco Malfoy is a brilliant freelance cursebreaker and the only one who can help the Department of Magical Law Enforcement with a very dangerous case, but more importantly, he's wearing six-inch heels, and Harry cannot handle it, he really just can't.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,721 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
No More Surprises by Krox1 reviews
Wally really should have thought better than to throw a surprise party. BirdFlash, slight AU, brithday fic for mistressofrobins
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
A Malfoy By Any Other Name by greyeyes0 reviews
Eighth year. The return of Harry's year group also brings a new class - English. And they're performing Romeo and Juliet. When a seething Draco and mortified Harry are cast in the main roles, Harry thinks things can't get any worse for them. But can one play end an eight year rivalry? *RESUMING AUGUST 2014*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,570 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 8/20/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
Awkward Dining For Dummies by Dawn-Of-Indescribable-Colors reviews
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,426 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/7/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Albus S. P., Scorpius M.] - Complete
Lets Play A Game by TheRavenWinter reviews
Renji and Ichigo play a game of cat and mouse...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [Renji A., Ichigo K.] - Complete
Reputation by DaNextDarkLord reviews
After a not-so-innocent game at a party, Kevin has to repair damage to his reputation. Slash, BeVin
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
The Adventures of Ken 10 & Devlin Levin by Aivlyz reviews
Ken and Devlin, the new mischievous teens in the Tennyson and Levin's household, is up to it again! This time, they traveled back in time with the help of Dev's time machine (which he 'borrowed' from his dad). Trouble hits them and they're stuck in the past; how will the get back to their present? Will their parents get mad? Will their past parents freak? Find out! 8'D
Ben 10 - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,864 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Devlin, Gwen T., Ken T., Kevin
The Goblet of Fire Doesn't Lie by Star-Slut reviews
A half-assed oneshot about the second task and Harry's counterpart being Draco. Hastily conceived, written, and published. Much cleaner than my usual smut, so never fear. Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,569 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Release Me From this Cage by phoenixreal reviews
Renji and his brother stop in a legal brothel for some fun and a job that only the tattoo artist Renji can do for the owner with discretion. His reward for doing it is his choice of the employees, and he sets his sights on a orange haired vixen. But when he finds out that his chosen lover for the night is less of a willing participant, where will he go from here? In Rewrite
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 9/29/2013 - [Ichigo K., Renji A.] Grimmjow J.
Alex in Wonderland by VampireMassacre reviews
What if Alice were a black haired, green-eyed, boy! And, to top it off, a traumatized one. He's just made a new friend, who seems to be gay, and then he falls into WONDERLAND? And everyone there seems to want to molest him. YAOI boyxboy
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 137,987 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Complete
How to Use the Reference Section by Baconastro reviews
AU BeVin, Kevin's failing English and enlists Ben as his tutor. Well, no one ever said that it was a good choice of mentor, but he IS Kevin. Ben is a dweeb, his parents are hippies, and Kevin'd rather see encyclopedias on the ground than on the shelf.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,334 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Ben T., Kevin
My Lion by Dawn-Of-Indescribable-Colors reviews
Godric attempts to keep his attraction to Salazar a secret...but Slytherin has other plans. WARNING: SEXUAL CONTENT. M/M-SLASH-BOYS LOVE. ENTRY FOR THE ALL SORTS OF LOVE COMPETITION, OTP (ONE TRUE PAIRING) GRYFFINDOR/SLYTHERIN
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/26/2013 - [Godric G., Salazar S.] - Complete
Lesson Learnt by DeiStarr reviews
Harry did something stupid while he was drunk, but his annoying and sexy roommate won't tell him what it was. Harry/Draco. If you don't like slash, don't read it. Simple as that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/25/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Ron W. - Complete
Mr Levin by g1rldraco7 reviews
Adopted from Mantinus. Forced into being a lab rat, Kevin becomes an outstanding citizen and a steady job at Time Paradox: Assisted Living Facility. But he dreams of a green eyed boy. What's Kevin to do when he meets the nephew of one of the patients?
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,351 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Four Nights, Five Days by badskippy reviews
Tintin and Captain Haddock get caught in the rain, and Tintin fears, he may lose the man he loves before he can tell him they truth ...
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,951 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Tintin, Captain Haddock, Nestor
Electromagnet by DaNextDarkLord reviews
Kevin "helps" Ben with his Physics homework. Pure BeVin fluff!
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Lonely Creatures by Mantinas reviews
A story of a man obsessed with another. A man who kidnaps his obsession to fill a void they both share. First person(Kevin's) POV. Bevin. AU. For better or worse, I'm dedicating this to my booji-boo.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,640 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Kevin, Ben T. - Complete
Naruto crack :D by BlooKisses reviews
this is a very stupid story. please do not expect anything good. it is meant to be dumb and the spelling errors are usually on purpose. rated T for bashing of everything and fourth wall breaking.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Personal Aphrodisiac by StuffedToyCuddler reviews
Gwen and Julie worked on a experiment to get Ben laid... with none other than Kevin Levin. Will it work? And will the two boys get through the side effects of the experiments? Well then... Lets get the story started! This is a 'Hi' to bxk-freakazoid! :
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,141 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Ben T., Kevin
Singing Lessons by Aelimir reviews
Erik sings in a college choir and catches shy Charles's eye. He takes singing lessons from Logan to give him a shot at joining the choir and getting closer to Erik. Just a short ficlet that popped in to my head after a funny incident in one of my voice lessons. And we all know Hugh Jackman sings!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Kulnary by DarkAvenger69 reviews
So Ben, Ken, Kevin, and Devlin go to another planet and stuff happens...Mates, schemes, and YAOI!
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,828 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Ben T., Kevin
Incubus by Tangerine Catnip reviews
Incubus. in-cu-bus noun, plural incubi. 1. A male demon who lies upon sleepers. 2. Something Danny Fenton never imagined his separated ghost half would turn out to be. Fenton/Phantom, Pitch Pearl. Cover image was drawn by Polterrgeist, used with permission.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,608 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Danny F., Dan Phantom
SasoDei One Gold Doubloon by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara had been a simple impoverished street rat; that is, until he was hired aboard the Pirate Ship known as the Lightning Queen. Now all he has to do is figure out how the hell he is going to stay alive around such cut-throat pirates! Not to mention his unusual attraction to the ship's doctor; the handsome stoic man with a venomous touch. Does Deidara even dare to survive?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,375 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Mermaids and Stuff by just-the-narrator reviews
Norway is sent away from work to a vacation to relieve himself from the stress of work. Denmark is a pretty pretty mermaid. *Merman. Excuse me. Human AU, one shot, request. Read and tell me what you think! giving it a T for...just in case.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Interdepartmental Collaboration by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Meetings can be really boring unless you have someone to stare at.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sleepless in Selsey by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry has shut himself and his children away from the wizarding world and although he claims to be perfectly happy, his son Albus thinks otherwise and begins a plot to help his father find love again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,344 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nightshade Academy of Magic by Sinclairum reviews
Sirius is dead. The Dursleys are dead. His friends are next in line. What can Harry possibly do? A new school invites Harry to its numbers and Harry readily agrees, ready to train his new powers. Post OTP. Possible slash. Rating will change in future
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,419 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Harry P.
Seduced by Otaku Maiden reviews
After a nasty breakup, Ben gets swept off his feet by a handsome pursuer. Is this his Prince Charming, or is he way over his head?
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,817 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Homeward Bound by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry catches the Knight Bus one evening when other travel choices are unfeasible. When he discovers Draco Malfoy employed as the Conductor, he decides Malfoy is up to something because Malfoy is always up to something. His suspicion has nothing to do with the way Malfoy fills out the tailored lines of his purple uniform. Nothing at all. MATURE CONTENT ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,943 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Shinigami Vacation by kazuma85 reviews
It's summertime and everyone's on a vacation at a sea-side resort in the Living World. Renji/Ichigo. Shounen-ai; rated M for yaoi in the future chapters.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,874 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Renji A., Ichigo K.
Gossip Boys by mypetelephant reviews
Confiscated Dark objects are disappearing from the Ministry, and journalist Harry Potter is on the case. Unfortunately, he has to drag along Draco Malfoy, gossip columnist extraordinaire, whose subject of choice is everyone's favorite desultory hero. All Harry wants is to put out a respectable article. Oh, and to forget a night that only Draco knows and will never write about.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,077 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Crossing Enemy Lines II by Sinclairum reviews
Sequel to Crossing Enemy Lines by popular demand PWP/AU Draco Malfoy wasn't going to sit around just waiting for Potter to come and get him first, if anything, Malfoy would be doing the hunting this time. But when one is dealing with a character as volatile as Harry, who's really doing the hunting? Drarry HPDM Rated M for course language and sexual themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,908 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
When Time Fails by SuperAlpha96 reviews
When Inuyasha, Kagome, and Shippo are forced down a well that is NOT their normal route of travel to Kagome's time, they end up in a place full of demons of a different sort. Lucky for them, they have landed at the Phantomhive Estate and meet One Hell of a Butler. Can Sebastian help Inuyasha and the others find a way home? If he couldn't do that, what kind of butler would he be?
Crossover - Inuyasha & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Inuyasha, Sebastian M.
Sex Appeal by kyouko68 reviews
Natsu claims that he has more sex appeal than Lucy does. They make a bet on it.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Gray F., Natsu D. - Complete
All That's Left by JustMe133 reviews
Something's wrong with Ethan, and Benny will do anything to find out what's wrong with his best friend. How will he feel when he finds out the truth? Rated T for possible boy-boy pairing. Enjoy.
My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,475 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Benny W., Ethan M. - Complete
Precious Fetish by Cola Karmon reviews
How Draco Malfoy went about becoming an underwear thief. Eighth Year fic. Warnings for language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,185 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Christmas Drarry by LynstHolin reviews
Christmas fluff! Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Cliched Begginings by Kali Cephirot reviews
Flynn Rider's hot gay dads. Or how Miguel and Tulio adopted a baby.
Crossover - Road to Eldorado & Tangled - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Tulio, Flynn R. - Complete
Pick Up Lines by remy-areyousrs reviews
Edmund comes to Peter for advice on a VERY important matter.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Haircuts by Melancholing reviews
Ben's hair starts getting shaggy one day, and Kevin insisted he needs a haircut. Slight BeVin, some weird OOCness from minor characters. It's been forever since I watched Ben 10, so forgive me for any mistakes.
Ben 10 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Adrenaline by xXxKibaNaruxXx reviews
What happens when a simple sabotage mission goes askew and Ben and Kevin are trapped on an island. Ben/Kevin-BevinIt only took me a couple years to start again :P
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,415 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Ben T., Kevin
I Love You, Idiot by Hotaru Nakama reviews
It's Renji's birthday, and he knows exactly what he wants to do to celebrate the occasion. Will Ichigo go along with it? Are Renji's plans a complete disaster in the making, or will it end up being a night both of them will never forget? Lemon. Edited!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,266 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Zero to Hero by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for his "8th year" in order to pass his N.E.W.T.s and make it into the Auror program. One of his classes is Muggle Studies and the new teacher has a brilliant idea to help them appreciate certain forms of Muggle entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 109 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ten Commandments by Force-A-Pancakes reviews
"You filthy sodomites must learn and if I must use violence to consolidate God's will then so be it." Cortes drawled, voice utterly devoid of emotion as Miguel trembled in his hold. "Don't touch him, you monster." Tulio spat. "/I/ won't. But you will."
Road to Eldorado - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011
GoblinForged Steel by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry was perfectly fine shaving with magic, but apparently, he was "doing it wrong." MORE MATURE CONTENT? AGAIN? XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Heat Index by Amledo reviews
Modern AU, not BBC. It's the hottest summer London has ever seen, and Holmes and Watson have no A/C. Based loosely on my miserable midwestern summer. Slash
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Lucky Number Seven by Future-Gamefreak reviews
"Frankly, the lines between friendship and blatant crushing were blurred years ago." Kick/Gunther One-shot series. SLASH, no romantic Kick/Kendall.
Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Kick, Gunther M.
Prostate Examinations by Sinclairum reviews
Definition of OH NO: noun, the feeling you get when you realise that Healer Draco Malfoy is going to perform a prostate examination on you….and it's turning you on. SLASH DMHP/HPDM Drarry Post TDH, Pre-epilogue Rated M for language and sexual themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,440 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 97 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Crossing Enemy Lines by Sinclairum reviews
"Fraternizing with the enemy has never been used in such appropriate context, Draco thought idly." DMHP/HPDM SLASH Rated M for language and sexual themes. Complete AU. Modern day with guns.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
After Potions Class by Sinclairum reviews
Harry and Lucius get a little frisky in Professor Snape's classroom. PWP Rated M for smut, course language. LMHP BDSM kink
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 119 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Numb by Deranged Black Kitten reviews
A sudden death that Gwen and Kevin refuse to accept, and a dark ritual to bring the wielder of the omnitrix back. What could possibly go wrong? "Ben, are you okay? Can you hear us?" Bevin fic. Warnings for blood.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,847 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Ben T., Kevin
Haunted by the Devil by angel-with-a-scythe reviews
Bruce/Terry slash. Bruce's POV to the original story "Touched by an Angel." Terry's wild abandon never ceases to amaze Bruce and makes him put EVERYTHING on the line.
Batman Beyond - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Bruce W., Terry M. - Complete
Touched by an Angel by angel-with-a-scythe reviews
Terry/Bruce slash. Terry has resisted loving Bruce for so long, but emotions boil if left unattended. He finally gets the opportunity and the courage or perhaps stupidity? to -show- him. Will Bruce allow himself to return his feelings? Terry's POV.
Batman Beyond - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Bruce W., Terry M. - Complete
Decoy Dilemma by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror Potter and Counsellor Malfoy return to Hogwarts in order to protect their children from a man who has vowed revenge. Of course, it's quite a lot more complicated than that. MATURE CONTENT BLAH BLAH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,555 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Christmas Stockings by Cheryl Dyson reviews
During a party at Auror HQ, Harry stumbles across Draco Malfoy wearing a questionable holiday outfit. OMG H/D AND MATURE ADULT CONTENT! IT MUST BE THE HOLIDAYS! XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The LipLock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 5,679 - Follows: 710 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Tale of the Demon Lord by Kitty Gets Loose reviews
A yaoi Inucest fairytale-style story that is strictly for adult readers - what happens when Sesshomaru brings his little brother home after nearly 200 years? Please do not read this if you are underage or offended by such themes.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 219,043 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - [Sesshomaru, Inuyasha] - Complete
My heart is on a Cruise Ship by gilgameshforeternity reviews
Woody has lived on the small island for years, and one person keeps him going. Rated M for yaoi
Toy Story - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Woody, Buzz Lightyear - Complete
Sinistra by Universal Dogma reviews
Ben/Kevin. Kevin and Gwen's "real" mission during Above and Beyond. Ben is more perceptive then he seems, and it surprises Kevin. Pretending to be evil has perks.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Camping by bxk-maniac reviews
So Ben and Kevin havent admitted their feelings for each other. Until...The four teens go camping...and the boys become room mates in the sleeping spot !
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
In Which Draco Malfoy Is Not Gay by The Mudblooded Slytherin reviews
A series of oneshots in which Draco Malfoy is not gay.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,359 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Draco M.
You're My Hero, I'm Your Saviour by T.E. Takeuchi reviews
The world is falling to shambles under the attack from Planet Fuse, and Fuse himself. Ben can't handle the pressure of being a hero and not being able to stop this, so he does something stupid; as always, Kevin is there to save him. FuFa universe, BeVin.
Ben 10 - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 3,203 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Diner Conversations by Otaku Maiden reviews
Written for the Diner Gauntlet Challenge. After the run-in with Cash and J.T. at Mr. Smoothy, Ben, Gwen and Kevin have an interesting conversation at a diner.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Ben T. - Complete
Destroying Malfoy's Hairdo by Halkatla reviews
Harry has a new mission in his life: find out how to destroy Draco Malfoy's hairdo!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,374 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Grudge Match Redux by Team Bananafishstickers reviews
Just because it LOOKS like nothing's changed, doesn't mean that it hasn't. A Round Robin. BeVin Kevin/Ben slash.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,480 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Ben T., Kevin
Milk by suikalopolis reviews
AU Simply said, it all started with a carton of milk on one very strange morning. Kevin/Ben
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
The Affect Effect by frazthealien reviews
The gang attempt to hook Sheldon up with a nice girl he meets at a convention and things don’t quite work out as they planned. In other words, an epic love story. Sheldon/Leonard.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,957 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
Instincts by Heart in a Headlock reviews
So he was stuck on this planet for medical reasons. That Kevin could deal with. Didn't mean he had to like being stuck in a zoo, though. ...On second thought, with humans as cute as that falling into his enclosure, maybe it wouldn't be so bad. BeVin
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Kevin, Ben T. - Complete
TKJ: Alt ending by yellowJsquid reviews
And alternate ending to the Killing Joke. Slash, Batman/Joker Non-ledger.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Call Me Mr Potter! by pokari reviews
Harry is a mediwizard especially for children and he is now working as a nanny for Draco’s twins.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,688 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 1,626 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Total Signs by NarutoKyuu reviews
Ben's always been on the oblivious side, but how could he miss such blatant attempts to get his attention by none other than Kevin?
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Sedated by Heart in a Headlock reviews
The way Ben figured, as long as whatever-the-heck they pumped into Kevin’s system lasted long enough, maybe getting home soon wouldn’t be such a chore. Set during 'Grudge Match'. BeVin
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
A Pirate's Life For Me by Aoiki Chojutsuka reviews
Kevin and Gwen are hard-ass pirates that just happen to be a couple, but that all changes when Kevin captures an apprentice blacksmith to work aboard his vessel. Bevin slight Kwen
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,830 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Ben T., Kevin
Dual, Duel by yellowJsquid reviews
Non-Nolanverse, Batman/Joker. When Bruce is kdnapped by Gotham's most wanted, he needs a distraction to escape. SLASH, 18
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,372 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Washcloth by Little Pastry reviews
Kevin decides to wash his car, but Ben comes to interrupt his work. Slight Bevin
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Kevin, Ben T. - Complete
If I Was Your Vampire by Aoiki Chojutsuka reviews
It’s Halloween and Kevin comes to pick Ben up for Gwen’s party. And a painfully embarrassing conversation comes up when Ben complements Kevin’s costume. Kenji Kevin X Ben fluff
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
As of Late by Goddess-of-da-Cheeseburgers reviews
Sometimes, you just run out of gas. \KevinxBen. PUT ON YOUR GAY-GOGGLES, KIDS!/
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,595 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Blue Christmas by Invader-Hime reviews
It is Christmastime in New York City and little Kevin is about to get a Christmas present he'll never forget.
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Kevin - Complete
Miscommunication by Akuni-A reviews
A picture is worth a thousand words... it's a good thing Soul Society doesn't have camera phones. [Pairing: IchigoxRenji]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
I'm Not as Think as You Drunk I Am by Sardonic Grin reviews
IchigoxRenji. Renji would sooner admit he preferred the company of men than admit he didn’t understand the living world. Ichigo knew this fact he relished it and used it to feel superior to his once rival. However, he didn’t know Renji preferred his compa
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
A Tight Squeeze by Akuni-A reviews
Ichigo and Renji attempt a rescue mission, but their plans are foiled and they're caught in a tight spot... [Pairing: RenjixIchigo]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
Muse by Akuni-A reviews
An artist gets an unexpected surprise from her muse. [Pairing: Renji&Ichigo]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
Let's Pretend the War Is Over by pir8fancier reviews
Draco spends all day trying not to go crazy, Harry is king of takeaway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,411 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Public Nuisance No 1 by pir8fancier reviews
Draco and Harry are ushers. Draco has some interesting ideas on what exactly ushers do at weddings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Magic Room by Luciferian Principle reviews
Charlie discovers a horrible secret in the factory, and also a mindaltering addiction named Wonka. WonkaCharlie chanslash.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/23/2005
I Like Grapes by oi-oi-oi reviews
Grandma Georgina and Mr. Willy Wonka have a little morning chat together. Being the sober people they are, they, naturally, discuss the...more difficult questions of humanity, such as: Do you think jam is lovely?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/29/2005
Kisstletoe by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Weasley Wizarding Wheezes is proud to bring you Kisstletoe! HDish Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Twitch by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
That smile made him twitch. HD Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Tome of Entrapment by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Draco has been obsessed with Harry Potter since the beginning, but how did his hatred turn into his protecting Harry above even his own safety? One thing's for sure: being trapped in a book with the person you secretly loved wasn't a picnic. HD Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,675 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 119 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Definition by pir8fancier reviews
Harry can't spell, Draco can't lose.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/23/2004 - Complete
Endless Blue by Luke In Blue reviews
During his grueling time out to sea, Tulio makes an important discovery about Miguel and about himself.
Road to Eldorado - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,865 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2003
Two Con Men and a Baby by Jenna3 reviews
Miguel finds a baby stranded with only a note from the mother, stating that she'll return. In the meantime, the boys learn the hectic lives of parethood. *COMPLETED!!!!! I'm lovin' the positive feedback guys! Keep it up!*
Road to Eldorado - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,286 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/13/2002 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Complete
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Incubus Melody reviews
Kevin Levin is a famous rockstar. but, behind the enigmatic smile, charming looks and flawless voice, is an endless life of torture and loneliness, all under the hands of a woman he wished he never knew. Life is dull, tasteless and monotonous. Until he meets one of his die hard fans: Ben Tennyson. kevinxben. rated M, featuring g1rldraco7's OC Lance!
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 89,250 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Ben T., Kevin
Hard Candy Soft Core Just As Sweet : refreshed reviews
EDITION of BXKMANIAC'S ONESHOT! Ben sneaks into Kevin's room and finds something else! :D
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,182 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Meeting Kanou-a reviews
Our fav gang of four hangs out at the beach. roaming alone to an abandoned area, Ben spots an unusual but common fairytale fantasy; a merman! the aftermath of this new frndship, and a bunch of twists and turns, a bit of fighting and angst :P inspired from a few comics on smackjeeves . com ! rated M for sexual stuff and bad language! OCxBen / KevinxBen! COMPLETED!
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 184,810 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
The Hormone Accelerator reviews
Kevin has to cook up an aphrodisiac for that scumbag Argit. well, things go 'down' the 'hill' when someone else ends up using the chemical, without permission and knowledge! (hint: ben!) same old same old! :D Happy Valentines Day of 2013! :D rated M for language and content! dedicated to StuffedToyCuddler and fullmoonwolf950!
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,244 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Kevin, Ben T. - Complete
Meant For Each Other reviews
Kevin is a ten year old who chances to save the life of a baby, who years later becomes the one person he can only and truly ever love. will he and the boy he considers a brother, be able to set aside the differences and get together? one things sure... i fricking suck at summaries. AU and OOC fic. Rated T for assurance. Book Imagica Fic #2
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,903 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Ben T., Kevin
It's a Wild Life reviews
Ben is bitten by an alien unknown to him, and hence he doesnt make a deal about it. Unfortunately, it turns out PRETTY bad, when he starts going hungry...for his boyfriend! rated M! Newly MPreg! :D
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 122,605 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Ben T., Kevin
The Fairytale Way reviews
Ben and Kevin ridicule fairytales, much to Gwen's and Julie's chagrin. the Annodite Tennyson decides to use a spell up her sleeve to teach the boys a lesson! AU and slightly OOC! Book Imagica#1
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,126 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Kevin, Ben T.
Camping Part 2 : The Truths Revealed reviews
this is a sequel to Camping by bxkmaniac who is also me . So, after ben and kevin get serious, and gwen gets angry, and julie has no idea...will the female tennyson manage to keep the gay relationship of her cousin in the dark from her best friend Julie? i suck at summaries, mind you, so you mite wanna read the story? and hint: pls read Camping first before reading this fic!
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,817 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Kevin's Funeral reviews
summary in a nutshell : what happens when Kevin dies, and the consequences during and after his funeral; plus a surprise ending.
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete