Author has written 6 stories for Inuyasha, Shugo Chara!, and Naruto.
My name is Lele...well, that's my nick name. I don't really give out my first name. My middle name is Chyna and I'm 15. I was born October (Cookies and love for all my libra babies! XD) 7, 1997! I hate Kikyo. I want to shoot her. I'm also half Irish and half Cherokee. My favorite colors are black, red, blue, purple, yellow, and white.
I Love Being PURPLE!!!!! Just so everybody knows, i'm not really purple, I just heard patrick from spongebob say it so now i'm repeating it.
These are the animes I like:
Vampire Knight and Guilty
Ouran HighSchool Host Club
Special A Class
Kimi ni Todoke
Seikon no Qwaser
Otome Youkai Zakuro
Hidan no Aria
Earl and Fairy
Clannad and After Story
Okane Ga Nai ( Yes I love Yaoi, If you don't like it Kiss My ASS! I love you!)
Seitokai no Ichizon
Kyou, Koi wo Hajimemasu
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Family Guy ( I consider Family Guy Anime)
Kaichou Wa Maid-Sama
--Anatidaephobia — fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you
If you draw anime/manga paste this onto your profile.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (I'm very defensive. You don't mess with me! Oh, and I don't start things, I continue them XD)
I'm CALIFORNIAN, so I MUST surf.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.( LOL!)
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
This is not mine. I copied and pasted it onto my profile from bendercat.
If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this into your profile.
If you think that girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
Research shows that 92 of today's population have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8 that stayed with rock, metal, pop, country, or alternative, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you are pure evil with a heart of gold, copy and paste this to your profile.
SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If you are really random copy and paste this to your profile.
If you or your best friend (or both) is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you love all kinds of dragons, including the evil ones that destroy cities, towns, livestock, and people, then copy and paste this to your profile and join the club.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you're looking at this just because you are looking for junk to copy&paste, copy this onto your profile. ( Yes, i'm posting this on my pro because it's too blank and I don't know what to put up here.)
If you don't believe life is fair...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don’t exist, put this in your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile.
If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if your trying to be an Author.
If your a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this!
If you want to sue both Disney and Nick for various reasons, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you agree that it is SO unfair that all good looking guys are either: in your head, in a manga, gay, taken, or two or three of the above, copy and past this on your profile
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, Ritsuka Elric, LUNAR-W0LF (Hehe... I do that everywhere...), TheNextAliceOwO (HAHAHA My friend and I did it TWICE at the same time on the same day) bendercat, and me, Sukkifan4eva, Vocaloid Marmalade68.
And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mum So I had a sprite instead.The way you said I would, That I didn't drink and drive, Though some friends said I should.And your advice to me was right, The party finally ended, And the kids drove out of sight.Sure to get home in one piece, I never knew what was coming, Mum Something I expected least.And I hear the policeman say, The kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mum , his voice seems far away.As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, This girl is going to die.While he was flying high, Because he chose to drink and drive, Now I would have to die.Knowing that it ruins lives? And now the pain is cutting me, Like a hundred stabbing knives.I'm getting really scared. These are my final moments, And I'm so unprepared.As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, 'I love you, Mum !' So I love you and good-bye.
I felt proud of myself,
I made a healthy choice,
I got into my car,
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
My own blood's all around me,
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
So why do people do it, Mum
Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his parents had, I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mum
I wish that you could hold me Mum
(Copy and Paste this if you hate drinking and driving)
Roses are red,
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
There is always one girl who is not popular who falls for a popular boy.
The girl finally builds up the courage and will she needs to ask the popular boy just because he has spoken to her a few times.
The girl sees the boy in school talking with his friends.
After a good minute of staring at her unknown-to-her-unrequited lover, she finally says " Um, hi, I w-was wondering if, uuummmm... If you would like to go out with me?"
Later that day, the heartbroken and sad girl went home and cried. That was when she had a ephinay. Why be sad when she could be happy? Why stay on this planet when she could be happy in heaven?
A week later that girls family is on the news crying and mourning over their precious little girl.
Honestly, arrogant, jerk-faced boys do this. They never think to take the time to talk to other people and only care about their reputations. Boys! STOP DOING THIS TO GIRLS! IT'S NOT RIGHT! THIS IS WHY GIRLS LIKE ME ARE TURNING BI OR LESBIAN!!!! WE GO THIS WAY FOR VARIOUS OF REASONS. I GO BOTH WAYS- In other words i'm bi- because I was stupid enough to date someone because I thought he was cute and would be faithful to me but I was DEAD WRONG. I was warned, but I was too stubborn and didn't listen. ( I'm a very stubborn person. Once I set my mind on something, I keep at it. I got this trait from my father. Damn stubborness but I still love it though.) If you feel that men and boys should stop doing this please paste this on your profile. However I think that girls who kill themselves because of this is somewhat stupid because they know the outcome but in yet they still try. I mean, I have alot of respect for those who do it but, you have your whole life ahead of you. Life is fucked up no matter how hard you try to wrap your head around it. It's a fucked up world so open up your damn eyes and look at it from those who have experience perspectives.
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
On with it!
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!
8) This goes out to my besties on Fanfic even if this is not mine and I just posted this onto my profile because it's empty and dull -_-. I love u MusicLuvr55 and i luv niki4444, Persona the sinned!! XD
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. (glares at friends... this is why i take so much food to school, cause i usually end up giving some to you guys anyway...)
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn, that was fun. Let's do it again!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the ass of whatever made you cry.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their ass to hell and out!
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
NOW POST T
Normal people: Don't believe in demons, there's no way they exist.
Inuyasha Fans: Believe in them because they are in human form like Sexy Sesshomaru-sama!
Normal people: Don't believe in time travel.
Inuyasha Fans: Shove those people down the bone eaters well.
Normal people: Throw away a rusty old sword.
Inuyasha Fans: Keep it! It could be Tetsusaiga! (Then Inuyasha'll come and get it
Normal people: Wouldn't take the risk if it meant endangering themselves.
Inuyasha Fans: Go for it! Inuyasha'll protect us! (Or Sesshomaru if you're a friend of Rin)
Normal people: Don't care about the moon.
Inuyasha Fans: Obsess over the moon. It's Inuyasha's time of the month (Well that sounded wrong :P )
Normal people: Think animal parts on humans are freaky.
Inuyasha Fans: Love animalistic features! Ears for Inuyasha! Tails for Sesshomaru and Koga! Fangs for all and claws for all! And Fox feet for Shippo-chan!
Normal people: Call Inuyasha a childish cartoon.
Inuyasha Fans: Instantly duck and cover as the demons take revenge... then join in. Or Even better, become assassins for those who dare to call it a cartoon!
Normal people: Don't realize what the drop in temperature means.
Inuyasha Fans: Know that Kikyo (the slut!!!) is lurking about eating souls of innocent women. (Zombi woman! Run for your lives! AHHHH!)
Normal people: Say that money is power.
Inuyasha Fans: Wave the Sacred jewel around and wish for more than that. (Maybe a boy character or two...)
Normal people: Hit the person who just groped them and think they are sick.
Inuyasha Fans: Know that it's only Miroku's incarnation or one of his lectures decendants... (Then hit them anyway)
Normal people: Don't think a boomarang could be a weapon.
Inuyasha Fans: Introduce the none believers to Sango in a rage.
Normal people: Think long haired boys are girly.
Inuyasha Fans: Wouldn't ever cut a teenager boy's hair if he looked like one of the hotties!
Normal people: Wouldn't know why the wind suddenly blew them over.
Inuyasha Fans: Know it's Kagura having a hissy fit when someone flirts with Sesshomaru.
Normal people: Would suddenly find themselves knocked out when they flirted with Kagome.
Inuyasha Fans: Would know better and would stay away from 'The hanyou's girl' on pain of death and a lot of Inuyasha beatings for being too close to his koishii.
Normal people: Wouldn't copy and past this because they wouldn't know what the hell this was about because they are NORMAL!!
Inuyasha Fans: Would instantly copy and past this to show the world how proud they are to be Inuyasha fans and would recomend it to all their friends! We Love it!
Anyway, if you would like to join the awesome religion which is Inuyashism, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! Followers: purduepup, nightfalcon222, Daichilover, xbeautyxxisxxlifex, GoldenRose88, Kagome39, Vocaloid Marmalade86
If you are anti kikyouXinuyasha fan and wish kikyou would just die already copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you support inuyashaXkagome copy and place this onto your profile
STORIES TO COME IN THE NEAR FUTURE :P!
Season Babies (Inuyasha Fanfic. Pairing: SesshomaruxOC, Inutaisho/InuyashaxOC)
Beware Of Sibling Trouble! (KagomexSesshomaru. Bunch of One-Shots)
Nothin' But Mammals (Sesshomaru. Haven't thought of the secpnd character yet.)
Zero's Party (This story will be a one-shot explaining what happened at the party in my story Vampires At Ouran Academy. ZeroxIchiru)
Unquenching Thirst (Yuuki. Haven't thought about the other person.)
Quenching Thirst (Continuation to Unqueching Thirst. Yuuki.)
I was Foolish To Let You Go (SesshomaruxKagome. Sad story and possibly half song-fic.)
Hey! You Know I'm Retarded! (Inuyasha parody! No pairings. Just alot of people on crack.)
Can't Keep My Hands Out The Cookie Jar (Miroku Song-fic.)
I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt (ZeroxSesshomaru Cross-Over. No it's not gay. It's just the truth -_-.)
Pervert At Your Door (AumxIkuto. I might change the title.)
Never Sing 'Ice, Ice Baby' (HanabusaxYuuki or Sayori. Haven't decided which of these girls to choose yet.)
I'm The Better Twin (YuukixIchiru. Not much of those types of pairings.)
Falling for my Babysitter (AmuxIkuto or Yoru.)
Hurting For A Very Hurtful Pain (This is an actual song and it's type gothic. It's Japanese but go on Youtube and type in Gakupo and Gumi; Hurting For A Very Hurtful Pain English Lyrics. AmuxSomeone. Have not decided. Song-fic and One-shot as well.)
Gaining What I Want (KukaixAmu. Probably One-shot.)
Losing What I Had (AmuxKukaixIkuto. Continuation but I'm not sure if I should continue to make them all one shots.)
Getting Back At What I Want (KukaixAmuxUtauxIkuto. This I know would not be a one-shot. Drama and jealousy and violence and also humor.)
Fucked Up In Trying To Get What I Want (KukaixAmu.)
Saying Bye To What I Had (Kukai. This will be sad.)
Seeing What My Actions Caused To The One I Want (AmuxKukai.)
Trying To Get What I Want Back (KukaixAmuxOCxIkuto. No Ikuto will not be hooked up with the OC. The OC Is a boy. I think I will make it all an One Shot except for the third one :p)
Moving On From My Past (SesshomaruxKagome. I think I will start this story next.)
My Wish (InuyashaxKikyoxKagome.)
Who Would've Thought (MirokuxKagome.)
I'm A Big Boy Now, and I'm Bigger Than You, Mom (KagomexShippo. I am really against this but my friend from Middle School who I still talk to asked for this. I won't mind if some people flame me.)
I'm A Horrible Mother (Kagome. My story to show Jasmine I'm against the ShippoxKagome story.)
What Is My Destiny? (KagomexMenomaru. I think they'd be cute together.)
Trying To Escape From An Uchiha (KagomexItachi. This was inspired by the story 'Divorced To An Uchiha'. I will make the chapters somewhat similar but WAY different and it will not be a bunch of One-Shot Collections.)
You Can't Protect me Forever, Big Brother (YuukixKaname. I think I will add some Kaname bashing into this.)
Got To find My Own Way (Yuuki.)
STORIES THAT I'M PUTTING ON HOLD O_O:
Her Name Is Hikari Aria Hanazono (Now On-Hold. No one even reads that so I won't miss it.)
Who Is The Real You? (Noooo! :'(. Sadly, On-Hold.)
STORIES IN PROGRESS!
Vampires At Ouran Academy (In-progress. Thank the lord!)
The Regrets That Follow Me (Most definitely In-Progress. Must be out your damn mind if you thought other wise!)
The First thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me, is finding a Christmas tree!
The Second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me, rigging up the lights, and finding a Christmas tree!
The Third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me, hang-over's, rigging up the lights, and finding a Christmas tree!
The Fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me, sending Christmas cards, hang-overs, rigging up the lights, and finding a Christmas tree!
The Fifth thing at Christmas thats's such a pain to me, FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS! Sending Christmas cards, hangovers, rigging up the lights, and finding a Christmas tree!
The Sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me, Facing my in laws, FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS! I hate those Christmas cards, hang-overs, rigging up these lights, and finding a Christmas tree!
The Seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me, Salvation Army, Facing my in laws, FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS! Sending Christmas cards, oh geez, I'm trying to rig up these lights, and finding a Christmas tree!
The Eighth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me, I want Transformer for Christmas, Charities, and what do you mean your in laws? FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS! Ugh. Making up these cards, Eh, could you get me a beer, huh? What!? We have no extension cords!?? And finding a Christmas tree!
The Ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me, Finding parking spaces, Daddy I want some candy!!!, Donations!, Facing my in laws, FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!, Writing up those Christmas cards, Hang-overs, Now why the hell they blinking!?? And Finding a Christmas tree!
The Tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me, Batteries not included!? No parking spaces, Buy me something!, Get a job you bum!, Facing my in laws, FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!, Yo ho, sending Christmas cards, Oh geez, look at this, One light goes out, they all go out! And finding a Christmas tree!
The Eleventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me, Stale TV special, Batteries not included?, No parking spaces, I gotta go to teh bathroom!!!!!, Charities, She's a witch I hate her, FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!, Oh, I don't even know half these people, Oh, who's got the toilet paper?, Get a flashlight, I blew a fuse!, And finding a Christmas tree!
Teh Twelfth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me, Singing Christmas carols, Stale TV specials, Batteries not included!?, No parking!?, (Baby crying) UUUUUUUAAAAAHHHH!!!, Charities, Gotta make'em dinner!, FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!, I'm not sending these cards, Mister, that's it!, Shut up, you!, Fine! Your so smart!!?? YOU rig up these lights!! And finding a Christmas treeeeeeeeeeee!
Repost this on your profile if you believe that most people go through this OR if you go trough this! XD
"Only great minds can read this This is weird, but interesting!"
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Another Best-Friend or Friend Post!! Countess Millarca, Persona the sinned, SkyePanda98, MusicLuvr55, i luv niki4444, Akane Ume, Deathfairy78, and others! Ya'll kno
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
FRIENDS:Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin, "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS:Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore/Cry with you.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.
FRIENDS:Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS:You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."
FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!
FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS:Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS:Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejected you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap!!
Guy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: Hiding from you.
Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Guy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Guy: Your place or mine? Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Guy: So, what do you do for a living? Girl: I'm a female impersonator.
Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign? Girl: Do not enter.
Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you. Girl: But would you stay there?
Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.
Guy: Your eyes they're amazing. Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
If you thought this was sad, paste this on your profillong time
Long time no see everyone!
I know, I've been gone for some time but I'm on punishment for going to summer school. I snuck on Fanfiction to tell everyone of my most recent decision.
My story "The Regrets That Follow Me" is now either up for adoption OR to be deleted off the face of this website. I completely lost the motivation and reason for why I wrote this story. The adoption will be standing for a week or two, after that it's gone. A chapter will be posted, telling everyone who either enjoyed or hated it my decision.
As for the chapters for my other stories, they will NOT be updated until I'm off punishment. Sorry but I've never been the type to write my thoughts on paper. I always instantly type on the computer and read over what I wrote. When I'm off punishment, new stories will be coming, I promise.
For the person who adopt my story, PM me your username so that I can keep tabs on the story, and probably give ideas. If not, sayonara.
Thats all for now. I think that I will continue to update my profile with recent things by the month. This is one of those monthly updates. Another might come in a few days from now.
See ya! I miss all my friends and readers by the way :'(.
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