Author has written 3 stories for Warriors, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Twilight, and Kane Chronicles.
Hi everyone! I can't tell you much about me cause I really don't feel like having people stalk me. I mean, if you get rid of that creepy feeling that someone's watching you and your every move, I might feel honoured, but I'm good thanks. ;)
Fire Alarm goes off* Teacher: Okay kids, single file line. Me: MOVE BI*HES! I'M ABOUT TO DIE!
If you think no one cares you're alive, try missing a couple of payments!
When I die, I want to die like my Grandfather did- Asleep. Not screaming like the passengers in his car!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I copyed off your test,
and I failed too.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
He's for me,
Not for you.
By a chance,
you take my place,
I'll take my fist,
and smash your face.
God made coke,
God made pepsi,
God made me,
Oh so sexy.
God made rivers,
God made lakes,
God made you,
Well... We all make mistakes.
"Hot and dangerous, if your one of us then roll with us." (Kesha) Can't you just tell she's talking about hair rollers?
Lolsotrues and Teenager Posts: (Some are not suited for younger kids)
I'm in a serious relationship with my WiFi. You could say we have a strong relationship.
Laughing so hard no noise comes out so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.
If you can't win the argument, correct their grammar instead.
That awkward moment when you want to laugh in a serious situation.
I always restart the game when I know I'm gonna lose.
I've always wanted to go into an elevator full of strangers and say, "I bet you're wondering why I've gathered you all here today."
I don't trip, I do random gravity checks.
I'm in love with my bed. We're perfect for each other, but my alarm clock doesn't want us together. That jealous wh*re.
Me: I'd like a coke please. Waitress: Is pepsi okay? Me: Is Monopoly money okay?
I never said I hated you. I just said that if you were on fire, I might consider roasting marshmallows. Big difference.
If people winked in real life as much as they do in text messages, this world would be a pretty creepy place.
Dear 11 year olds with facebook with 'It's Complicated' (Relationship). Seriously? What did he do? Steal your animal crackers?'
That moment when your teacher says 'pick a partner', you give your best friend the sexiest pedophile look ever.
When people ask dumb questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers.
Why test on animals when we have pedophiles in prison?
However sad you feel, just remember that somewhere in the world, a fat kid has just dropped his ice-cream.
That awkward moment when your telling a story and you realize no one's listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.
I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And others I would love to punch in the face.
Dear parents, we are fully aware that money does not grow on trees, that's why we're asking you for it. Sincerely, every teenager in the world.
I wouldn't have to manage my anger if people could learn to manage their stupidity.
No, I wasn't copying from your test, I was just wondering if our answers have something in common.
I hate when it's dark and your brain is suggesting, 'You know what we haven't thought about in a while? Demons.'
If my mom really wanted me to clean my room, she would have hid fifty bucks in there and told me I could have it if I could find it.
Not reading the Terms and Conditions yet selecting 'I Agree' because your a fearless b*stard.
Please, if you're going to insult me over the internet, at least spell correctly.
When I was a kid, the only fun thing about shopping was hiding in the clothing rack.
Don't ask me a question unless you've tried Google first.
I won't take a bullet for someone because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, they would have time to move.
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