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Name: Fush n Chups. No, you're not getting my real one.

Age: Somewhere under 100.

Let's face it; You couldn't care less about my hobbies, likes or dislikes. Moving on.

Favourite quotes that I have adapted, somewhat - "Those who rely on tact simply lack the wit to be sarcastic, and even then, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit."

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A Skirmish of Sovereigns by TheGrimSqueekr reviews
A rewrite of Clash of Kings if one, very obvious, illogical mistake had not been made. Catelyn Stark stays with Renly's Host. The story therefore, is radically different. I will try not to spoil anything else here.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 102,794 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 1/9 - Robb S., Tyrion L., Margaery T., Catelyn T.
The Black Prince by cxjenious reviews
He remembered being Harry Potter. He dreams of it. He dreams of the Great Other too, a creature borne of ice and death with eyes red as blood and an army of cold dead things. He is the 2nd son of the King, a spare, but that changes when things rather left in the dark come to light, and Westeros is torn asunder by treachery and ambition. Winter is coming... but magic is might.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,934 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 2,636 - Follows: 3,005 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 3/7
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 29779 - Favs: 16,038 - Follows: 14,335 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Variant Strain by scriviner reviews
Prototype/Spider-man(Marvel) Fusion. For most, adolescence is a time of change and growth. For some, the changes are a bit more drastic than expected. Peter struggles with a changing world, an even more changeable body and more questions than he has answers for. He tries to understand where his strange new powers come from and the most important question of all... what happened?
Crossover - Spider-Man & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 69 - Words: 290,420 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man
A Demon Among Devils by The Crimson Lord reviews
Igor had asked him to die for the world. She would ask him to die for her. Problem was, he didn't really like dying, not for a second time, at least.
Crossover - Persona Series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 250,732 - Reviews: 3619 - Favs: 3,289 - Follows: 2,941 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Minato A.
La Tormenta by Jiraiya's Dream reviews
Mired in the falsities of the ultimate illusion, Naruto tries a desperate gambit to restore the world. He failed. [NarutoMirajane] [Mature Themes]
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 197,873 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 2,283 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 2/28/2013 - [Naruto U., Mirajane S.]
Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 50 - Words: 351,621 - Reviews: 4202 - Favs: 4,995 - Follows: 4,752 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Naruto Catches a Goblin by JellyfishBlues reviews
In which Naruto catches a goblin, claims that Sasuke laughs like a monkey, sort of learns to read, and other tales of idiocy. :: Oneshot compilation :: ongoing :: much stupider than it sounds ::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,296 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Oak and Holly by MisoSoop reviews
Fate works in strange ways. Four inexperienced teenagers are seemingly bound by it, and they must all come to terms with the fact that their calling to save their world from destruction requires them to put their lives in danger before they've even had a chance to enjoy them. Though, maybe it'd be a good idea if they learned to work together first.
Dragon Nest - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,968 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 10/26/2012