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Author has written 18 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Medaka Box/めだかボックス, and Host.
I like lots of things. Like pretzels, pizza, cheese, ice cream, books, pork, chocolate and mozzarela sticks.
I also hate some things. My sister, most of my classmates, school, my exam grades, homework, my loss of my pocket calculator and my dead hamster.
R.I.P. Hidley, August 11, 2012 to August 15, 2012. Died of dehydration and dirty surroundings. But thanks, I'm using your cage as my box of useless stuff.
I get what I want. I don't care how you want it. Loads of my classmates are retarded and cannot recognize the importance of proper grammar and spelling.
Define onomatopoeia. Before you get your dictionaries out, it's a word from the formation of a sound. LONG LIVE MY AWESOMENESS!
Anyway, that's just an example of a theory that I have formulated from Albert Einstein's famous theory of relativity.
I have created the general theory of stupidity, which states that any person an individual has known loosely, but personally, is beneath their level of intellect.
Ba[(nx2) x (ax2)]= Banana
Take that, idiotic Science teacher who can't pronounce science or gauze properly.
Oh woe is me. I'm surrounded by idiots.
I'm seriously thinking of flying to New York, locate Olympus, join the Hunters of Artemis, convince Artemis that douchebags, whores, sexist people, stereotypical people and racist people are classified as soul-less (if you call that a word) monsters and therefore eligible to be killed, hide under their bed, disguise myself as Slender Man and shoot the lives out of them.
Anyway, these are stuff some dumbasses on FFN (cough, JB fangirls, cough) told me to paste on my profile.
Oh wait. I hate you all.
DIE, BITCHES! DIE!
Oh, and I also do covers for other stories. PM me if you want.
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