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Harry Potter and Uncle Crimbo's Gift
by guubear reviews
After hearing the prophecy from Dumbledore, Harry decided to something drastic - go to other people for help! A parody of Powerful/Independent/Dark/Grey/Vampire/Werewolf/Veela/Azkaban/Time-Travel/What-Have-You!Harry fic. Mild crossover. Rated C for Crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,031 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Harry P.
by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 6905 - Favs: 12,462 - Follows: 10,809 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Broken Mind, Fractured Soul
by SensiblyTainted reviews
What if there was a darker truth hidden in Harry's story? Summer before third year, Harry begins to question his memory blanks. What happens when he finds himself before Snape for help? includes mentor Severus, MPD, child abuse, protective Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 398,081 - Reviews: 4072 - Favs: 4,982 - Follows: 1,672 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
by Drusilla Dax reviews
Dumbledore’s plans for Harry will not work as expected with Dr Donald Mallard in the frame. HP/NCIS crossover - complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,803 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
A Different Dursley Family
by Lucillia reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 3,578 - Follows: 4,906 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 2,871 - Follows: 1,576 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
by Black-Raven3 reviews
What if Castiel had one more charge, other than Dean. All those times Dean needed the angel, but he wasn't there, what if Cas were aiding someone else in their great times of need. Supernatural and HP AU. Season 4 possible Season 7-8 spoilers. Future Slash, no Wincest
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,303 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 1,766 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Harry P., Dean W.
Exit Stage Left
by skyflyte12 reviews
Time travelling, in Harry's opinion, was a lot like being pushed down the stairs in a towel; painful, unexpected and you inevitably end up naked in the end
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,634 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Harry P.
by Crowlows19 reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are the best, the baddest, and the loudest in their Auror Unit. And now they've been thrown through time to thirty years in the past. How much chaos can these two cause? Rated for violence and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,560 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
The golden trio
by The elusive shadow reviews
Harry Potter has finally defeated Voldemort. But there is nothing left in this world except for painful memories. So he and his lovers, Ron and Hermione decides to leave. But the new dimension they enter is not what they imagined. Threesome. UP FOR ADOPTION, SEE PROFILE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 186,708 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 1,304 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Harry P.
by MrWriterWriter reviews
Thanks to Destiny, Fate, and Dumbledore's meddling, Harry is now dead. At least until Order and Chaos decide to even the odds and send him back..with a few upgrades, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,790 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 1,691 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Harry P., Luna L.
by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Tony/Harry WARNING: general warning for language and rating appropriate content. "Attempting to woo a guy who can't talk is awkward enough, but Tony has other problems — like meddlesome coworkers, a manipulative goth, and an overprotective uncle."
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,245 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 3,296 - Follows: 2,032 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Harry P., Tony D. - Complete
by Kittenn1011 reviews
Harry Potter wakes up one morning in the body of his ten-year-old self. This time around, he declares, no way anyone's going to die! -And it's gonna be totally awesome- "People shouldn't meddle with time, Potter." Little did they know...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 116,434 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 2,472 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Gryffindors Never Die
by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 2,997 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
by Miarix reviews
A six year old Harry encounters Lord Voldemort in his hour of despair. The Wizarding World will never be the same. No Slash. Features a Sarcastic Harry, cause I love him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 70,294 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 2,565 - Follows: 2,590 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
You Leave the World Behind
by Moriarty's Minion reviews
Part 1 of a HP/Supernatural crossover series. After an incident with the veil, Harry starts a new life in California. There he finds the Winchester family and a new destiny. H/D. SLASH. COMPLETE. Winner of TWO Always Hoping Fanfiction Awards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,540 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 2,847 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P., Dean W. - Complete
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground
by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2842 - Favs: 4,985 - Follows: 5,351 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Thief of Hogwarts
by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3917 - Favs: 9,781 - Follows: 9,146 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
One Last Try
by Ellyanah reviews
25 years after Voldemort's demise,the world is not in a good shape, nor is Harry and his friends. Realising that they had put trust in the wrong hands and ideals, they send their souls to their 11 year old bodies, their one last try at happiness. HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,057 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
He's Not Normal
by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 3,401 - Follows: 3,619 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
by Random Dispatcher reviews
The Dursley's make a run for it when Harry's numerous Hogwart's invitation letters arrive they don't stop on that little island, they stop when the owls stop when the family arrives in Sunnydale, California. BTVS Crossover Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,349 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 1,409 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Harry P.
Oh God Not Again!
by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 11749 - Favs: 17,386 - Follows: 6,946 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
by MaskedNightmare reviews
Our young Savior was sent to another time and place for safe keeping, there among the people of El Dorado he's treated as a God, only one man treats him differently, the Dark Priest Tzekel-Kan, and he slowly begins to mold the boy into his perfect God.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Road to Eldorado - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,139 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Harry P., Tzekel-Kan - Complete
A rather Unique Harry: Year One
by Flame05 reviews
Poor Dumbledore didn't know there was even a such thing as autism, much less high functioning autism. And that kids with high functioning autism are rather intelligent and near impossiable to manipulate. DisorderHarry. May be pairings later.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,296 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 2,275 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
All The Dementors of Azkaban
by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 7,367 - Follows: 1,671 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Coven of The Rose
by CRose reviews
Harry's escaped from Azkaban and wants Revenge! Now this isn't your normal everyday kind of revenge, Harry is a second generation Marauder with a bone to pick with just about everyone that thinks they can just discard him like a worn out shoe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,796 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Masters of Death
by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 2,080 - Follows: 1,072 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Searching for Disaster
by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 2,736 - Follows: 2,962 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P.
by Minnionette reviews
Since Harry didn’t succeed the first time, he goes back into the past to fix his mistakes again. And again, and again. Too bad no one explained that first time how Voldemort tagging along was just the Universe keeping things fair and balanced.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 247 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
by NephyRiddle reviews
PreHBP Harry saves the lives of Snape and Malfoy, finds out he's Salazar Slytherin, and Dumbledore makes him spend the summer with the the two Slytherins. Not long after that, he's thrown back in time to the Marauder's era. Semidarkish with some laughs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 157,632 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Tipsy Time Travel Tale
by Yunaine reviews
Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,217 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 2,842 - Follows: 3,245 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
by Roozette reviews
Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,167 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Out of Azkaban
by Laume reviews
Formerly on the account of Luke Kenobi. Written for the Third Floor Corridor Cliche Contest. Harry and Snape have been sent to Azkaban on false charges. Once out, they are not what the Order expects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,368 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 2,341 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Lord V
by cheryl bites reviews
Nuclear war breaks out and Voldemort casts a spell to stop time. He and Harry alone are left to defuse the missiles and prevent the war. Voldemort’s radiophobic. Oh joy. LVHP. Spoilers for HBP, none for DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,391 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Oswald the Ottoman
by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
by Laume reviews
For many years the Wizarding World turned a blind eye. Now they must face the consequences as the tables are turned on them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,908 - Follows: 444 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match
by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 4,078 - Follows: 815 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Ground Hog Day
by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 590 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Fluffy The CatWhoMustNotBeNamed
by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry recieves a birthday gift that is by far the most useful thing he ever had. May become a series of one shots not connected by plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 208 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Harry P., OC
Make A Wish
by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10602 - Favs: 17,297 - Follows: 5,444 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter SuperHero
by loralee1 reviews
Post Voldemort, Harry has to much time on his hands and apparently so do I. Humorous Drabbles things. No pairing, light swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday
by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 6,376 - Follows: 1,545 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Staring Contest,Snow and kiddies
by Untouchable-Life reviews
Pg 13 for now R for later chapters. Draco and Harry both have been thrown into something weired what will happen when both these rivals have been changed into children. Will they get along or will they end up nearly killing each other..Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,095 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 10/26/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Severus Snape Parody
by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Severitus Challenge - After reading so many stories about where Severus Snape is somehow Harry’s father, I have decided to write a parody about them. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Complete
Flying Without A Broom
by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 1,533 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Silver Trio
by Seta Kaede reviews
Belittled, neglected, and abused; the golden trio have grown up differently and are now Slytherins, the Silver Trio. Dark, but not evil le
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,560 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 9/27/2004 - Published: 5/16/2004 - Harry P.
Pass the Snog
by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
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Letting Yourself Go reviews
Harry has had enough. He can't do this anymore. warning: suicide, angst, darkfic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/20/2004 - Published: 4/21/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
A Year In The Life reviews
Warning: deals with character death and mpreg, Slash. A year in the life of Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry and Legolas To Shag or Not To Shag? reviews
Harry ends up in Middle Earth, Harry meets Legolas, Legolas tries to kill Harry, They shag..Like my plot line?
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Complete
Snakes, Mothers, and Babies, OH MY! reviews
The adventure of a life time and it all started with Nagini's one mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Voldermort Dies A Horrible, Painful Death reviews
Hagrid, Voldermort, and a boxing ring. Let the games begin!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Voldemort, Rubeus H. - Complete