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Hi guys! I love Twilight and Fanfiction. I'll probably read only, I tried a story but I'm kinda a busy person and I know I would forget to update, so I stuck with reading. So, yeah. Fanfiction's great.

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Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20119 - Favs: 13,005 - Follows: 5,411 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Baa Baa Bad Sheep by Amber1983 reviews
When bad girl Bella Swan is sent to her Aunt & Uncle's farm for the summer she meets a gorgeous sheep shearer who may just rid her of her errant ways for good.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,730 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Bella, Edward
Sabbatical by cosmogirl7481 reviews
There are worse things than being angry, right? A boy meets girl story with an open mind, a quiet heart and lots of flexibility. Or none of that at all. Written for Marvar's birthday because I love her more than Rob. Rated M because...well, you know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,990 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 499 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Make Me: OneShot by MissJanuary reviews
Petulant little boys, sticky summers, awkward first kisses, sexual awakenings, teenage fantasies, a back seat almost and a challenge… Make me! Bella and Edward grew up together, annoyed each other, and wanted each other. Edward tried to flush her out of his system with other women, and Bella suffered in silence, believing her best friend would disapprove.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,019 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One More Drink by duhitsangie reviews
Ever know those two people who are just perfect for each other but too blind to see it? Let's add a little alcohol to the mix and put some beer goggles to good use. Valentine's Day o/s for BreathofTwilight countdown
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Captain Howdy by Cullenboyz reviews
THIS O/S will be CONTINUED! Bella's mission: after four years of friendship with Edward, tonight she's putting her heart on the line. Armed with a pitcher of mojitos and Alice's seduction advice, she's determined to find out once and for all if she and Edward are meant to be.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,836 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 86 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Evading Edward by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Bella's first encounter with Edward instantly leads to a mutual dislike. She is the new girl in town who has attracted more than one admirer and he's the boy who usually gets what he wants. So how will one evade when the other is set to conquer? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 366,513 - Reviews: 7608 - Favs: 5,019 - Follows: 3,515 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Can Leave Your Hat On by mandy52799 reviews
Bella has always hated her Christmas Birthday, but this year Santa brings her a special treat. This is Unbetad, and there are mistakes. I wrote and posted it all in the last 15 minutes before midnight. ;
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Addicted by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella has a secret. But how long can she really keep it in the closet? A sexy little story with humor and drama. ExB, AH, and OOC. Rated M dirty language and content of a sexual nature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,901 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 710 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Goes to Jail by hot under the collar reviews
Bella goes to visit her friend, Emmett in jail and gets more than she expected. J/E/Em/B foursome, toys
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 101 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9473 - Favs: 8,303 - Follows: 5,697 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grammatical Errors Lead to the Best Sex by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella starts texting a hot stranger, but a typo is what brings them together. "Ugh you know what I hate? Having cum in your mouth too long so it tastes nasty. You know?" AH, AU, M, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summertime Blues by schoolsout4summer reviews
The start of a summer road trip leads two teenagers who love to hate each other into a few hot and heavy circumstances… & I'm not talking about the weather. A/H & OOC School's Out For Summer contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,730 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stolen Moments by TKegl reviews
On the eve of her birthday – for as long as she can remember – she's dreamed of him. But the dreams fade away in the morning light, as dreams are known to do…and Bella's not sure if the love of her life…is actually a figment of her imagination. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 175 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan's Rules for the Real World by SarahCullen17 reviews
She's a meek journalism student who was just hired to her university's newspaper. He's the rude, arrogant, aggressive editor-in-chief who could make anyone feel meek. You know what they say: journalists do it on deadline. One-shot of the lemon variety.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,780 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7047 - Favs: 4,896 - Follows: 2,502 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Conversations Over Coffee by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Conversations over coffee. Sometimes when you meet "the one," falling is easy – as simple as talking. Effortless. You just have to find the words. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 1922 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Pink Envelope by BritishBitches reviews
Bella & Edward have been friends since their childhood, but they can't seem to take their relationship further; every February 14th, Bella's heart is broken with disappointment. Another year, another pink envelope, but just how many more can Bella take?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,035 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Santa's Baby by LostDownTheRabbitHole reviews
Bella and Edward have seemingly hated each other for years. Edward's last stunt was the last straw in Bella's mind. She decides to get him back when they are forced to work together on the hospital's Christmas Ball. Can they play nice as Mr And Mrs Claus?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,428 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oh Horny Night, A Christmas Tale by ExquisiteEdward reviews
Bella goes on a ski trip with her best friend Rose. Bella and Edward despise each other. What happens when they end up in a hot tub together? Rated M for language and lemons. A naughty entry for the Twi-Muses Holiday Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,509 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Love Hating You by KRay Cullen reviews
EXTENDED ONE SHOT: Bella hates Edward and Edward hates Bella. What happens when they end up vacationing together with their four friends in Montana. Smut covered lemon filled yumminess.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,125 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Noticed by Liz4 reviews
"A week long conference with a co-worker who hates me? FML." E/B Lemony Goodness on the way. AU/All Human. Canon Couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,040 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2899 - Favs: 4,143 - Follows: 1,478 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two in the Morning by enamors reviews
It's two in the morning and Edward Cullen has an exam tomorrow. He comes home exhausted and starving to find a stranger in his kitchen. Thankfully, there are pancakes. Strange and wonderful things can happen in the middle of the night. AH/Fluff. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 311 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Expression Of Hate by cass189 reviews
Written for the Best Domination Ever Contest. Bella really hated Edward, despite how much she loved it when he did really bad things to her. EXB Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,569 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In The Light of Day by Tkegl by The Cougar Revolution reviews
Summary: A rough week and a few too many drinks leads 43-year old Bella Swan to an anonymous, one-night stand with a hot, young stranger. But when her mystery man becomes her new boss, can she resist the sizzling attraction drawing them together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,944 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hate's An Aphrodisiac by TwiHardVixens reviews
Edward and Bella have to work together to get back Alice's wedding dress after a mix up takes place and realize just how strong of a passion hate truly is. It's a thin line between love and hate, and for these two, that line is called lust. M for LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,543 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 80 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Paging Dr Cullen by kimpy reviews
Difficult patients are not the only challenge facing nurse Bella Swan in the Forks Hospital ER--and Dr. Edward Cullen is the biggest challenge of all. He's determined to win her over, she's determined to keep him at arm's length. Who will win?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 98 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Virtual Intimacy by theladyingrey42 reviews
Bella is too shy to approach the pierced, tatted boy at the back of the lecture hall. But when she begins chatting with a classmate with an unusual screen-name, she lets a bolder side of her personality through. Lemon-shot Christmas present for antiaol.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,704 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 396 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just This Once by profmom72 reviews
Do Edward and Bella really mean their chance Christmas break one night stand will only be "just this once?" A o/s entry for AnythingGoesUnderTheMistletoe. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,040 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 210 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Home Is Where Your Rival Is by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
What happens when Edward and Bella, long time rivals, challenge each other to an apple-bobbing contest? Will they finally stop fighting what they know to be true?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stitches in Time by ericastwilight reviews
After getting injured and requiring stitches, Dr. Edward Cullen and his daughter meet the one woman that could make or break him. For Ninapolitan's Dilf Contest. Written with lisa89. First Place Winner of the D.I.L.F Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,349 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 291 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wendy's by KatieBelleCullen reviews
Bella can't stop thinking about the silent yet intense boy who watches her at school. What happens when they meet, late at night, at Wendy's? Rated M for my usual. . .language and smut. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,859 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
You said my name when? one shot! by raok reviews
Another BxE 1shot. Hate sex, it's fun... really. A/U, lemons... um any other disclaimers? Oh, language. Lots and lots of bad language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8367 - Favs: 7,484 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
That Was My Siblings by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 101 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Edward and the Tampon by livelaughloveWRITE reviews
“What’s this?” He interrupted. He was holding a tampon. You’ve got to be kidding me. “It’s a tampon, Edward.” “What’s that?” I buried my face in my hands. This was not happening to me. “You really don’t know what it is?” “Do you eat it?”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 131 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete