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Author has written 4 stories for Invader Zim, Legend of Zelda, and Aliens/Predator.


My name is Andrea (and that is as far as you will get with that), but I am also known in the vast cyber world as these names: Iseijin (, , and here; Masurao ( and ).

As you can see, most of the links above go to either Role Playing, Discussion, or Art sites.

Mini Bio- I am a 21 year old college student, with a focus on traditional art and media. When it comes to Photoshop, I succumb to Down Syndrome - I am seriously retarted with the most basic computer art programs. But gimme a pencil and paper and apparently people like what they see. Currently I live in Spain though I am making plans to move back to the States and live with my aunt, where hopefully I will pursue my dream of doing something artsy for money. Hey, I don't make plans. I just go with a smile and hope for the best. ...Shut up.

Uh, I play WoW. I am so ashamed!


- Artistic License: One searching for inspiration. One searching for Honor. Two do not need a language to communicate when pictures are worth a thousand words...

Outline - Theresa Rossner is a successful woman, thriving in her career in concept art for movies and books, specifying in creature design. When an upcoming movie blockbuster idea needs the perfect monster to fill in the villain's role, they call upon Terri's wild imagination and artistic skill to bring this monster to life. On the other side of the stars, a struggling yautja Hunter named Guan-da', a talented but unpopular tattoo artist, tries to balance both work and pleasure by forcing himself to get the adequate permissions to hunt on the fabulous human home world, while at the same time suppressing his more creative side. By doing so, Guan-da' believes he can finally become the respected Hunter he thinks he wants to be. Terri needs a monster, and Guan-da' needs a trophy. Only one will get what they came for.

Status: Unfinished. TO BE CONTINUED.

Notes/Odds and Ends: After much deliberation - and referencing to outside sources - I have decided to place the next chapter on hiatus in order to work on amending the previous chapters. I wrote Artistic License with a guilty conscience. The protagonist, Terri, was NOT the character I had in mind. If chapter five in the story has shown my readers anything, is that this woman is much more cynical than she was shown. That is Terri's true nature. I held her back during the first four chapters because I was afraid of creating such an anti-hero (or in this case, anti-heroine) that she would be viewed immediately as a villain, instead of a character with prejudices. I admit that it was a spineless move, and one I regret doing. These amendments will not change the plot, or the characters, but they will be a way to - not only correct spelling and grammar mistakes; c'mon people, that's what you're here for! - add more depth to what was already mentioned.

Important! (June 2, 2006): Chapter 1 has undergone what I call a "Spring Clean" edit. Basically nothing plot-wise has been amended from the original, but more details have been added to what was already there. Will continue "Spring Cleaning" chapters 2 through 5.

Special thanks to: Sealink, Solain Ryho, and Sara for their help, support, and guidance, and who - coincidentally enough - share the same first letter of their name.

- Nature vs Nurture: It has been many years since the first encounter of humans and Xenomorphs, and a second-rate team of veteran operatives will soon find out that maybe the two are not that different after all...

Outline - The Odyssey’s crew, Dora-May Lismore, Andrew D. Coleman, Abigail Kettle, Johann Tilton, and Joe L. Kirkham - xenobiologist, marine grunt, medic, marine grunt, and marine officer; respectively - are flushers when it comes to dealing with the higher-ups, but are damn good making sure the militia's reserve Alien hive and its buggy inhabitants stay nice and safe where they are. The planet Nostlinger is known for its winter wonderland landscape...and that's about it. Little else is native to the hunk of frozen rock, so when a decade-old Alien hive with valuable specimens needs someone to take care of them until the Company can find use for their extraterrestrial guests, well, there's pretty much nothing else to do but just that. They take their job seriously – at least, whenever possible – and at a safe distance, literally playing sitter for the creepy creatures! An old rogue bug creates a little havoc on the outskirts one day, and the Odyssey soon ends up with a whole new meaning for the term “babysitting”…

Status: Unfinished. ON HOLD

Notes/Odds and Ends: This was my first Alien fan-fiction, working hard on the chapters whenever time allowed me to, and it’s a shame I have to leave it on hold because Artistic License’s grip is a little stronger. The crew’s names were taken from the DnD Alien version my friends and I created, each name taken from our characters. So in a way I honor my friends in the States by adding their names, and their personalities, in my work…then again, maybe that isn’t a good thing. Thank you all who have reviewed; you know who you are.

- The Rise of Dark Link: Tired of being a shadow, Dark Link seizes a part of Link's soul to become a physical being, yet soon realizes that it would be a curse to them both. One-shot. Mild violence.

Outline: The darker side of life is always more inviting, more tempting, more…attractive. Yet like a fire that burns too bright, the flaming passion of darkness burns out soon and the calling for something pure quickly becomes unbearably loud. Dark Link calls out, and the call is returned. Unwillingly, by breaking the chains that bind him to darkness, he has added new shackles onto himself.

Status: One-Shot. COMPLETED.

Notes/Odds and Ends: It is interesting to see how many people were actually paying attention to what was written as the story’s summary. I could swear it clearly states one-shot in there. I swear I do; check it out for yourself. Those words mean that the story will not have continuing chapters. Simple enough to understand, no? Well, I still got reviews about how people would like for me to continue the story. Simply put: It ain’t gonna happen.

Anyways, this story is rather a turning point for me as a writer because it marks the first time I added a personal “theory” or “fanon” into fiction. I was so used to following the fandom word for word like a fictional Bible – or maybe just Bible would be fine, same difference – that I grew interested in the kind of response I would get if I added something of mine into a popular fandom. Remember, this was before I was an internet junkie; I had little clue what this whole “fanon” and “canon” thing was, much less if I could mix the two. Not my best work, but it’s something personal; therefore it was not deleted in Andrea’s Great Fanfiction Scrub of ’05.

- Two of a Kind: It's hard enough to satisfy one Tallest, but two? This short little piece features our favorite Tallests in an unusual yet humorous situation. One-shot dedicated to my sister.

Outline: Almighty Tallest Red and Almighty Tallest Purple each rule the great Irken armada with an iron fist; and if math has ever served anyone, that means that’s an entire set right there! Yet dictators of any kind were not exactly the most generous of people when it comes to sharing, and when a situation with a pestering alien species calls for quick-thinking and fast action, well, it just won’t happen.

Status: One-shot. COMPLETED.

Notes/Odds and Ends: Forget that it says that this piece was submitted before The Rise of Dark Link. In fact, it was the opposite. Two of a Kind was created after The Rise of Dark Link, but I submitted this Invader Zim shorty before I decided to submit the Zelda shorty. Have I confused you enough yet? Me too.

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Night of the Living Bugs by Spectra reviews
Am I the only one who thinks Zim looks like a big bug of some kind? Well, the local insects do, and now they've made him their high exalted leader! How will Zim use this to his advantage in his plans for global conquest, and can Dib stop him in time?
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,955 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/3/2015 - Published: 3/20/2002 - Zim, Gir, Dib
The Quality of Resonance by Sealink reviews
Unusual powers bless a Hunter. He is given a quest, but cannot dream of how it will end. Now, he seeks justice and an understanding of his seething power that grows ever more unpredictable. It may simply kill him, or it may bring his world down with him.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 133,580 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 3/29/2005
Duty Calls by Zoop reviews
Lydia swears fealty to the new Thane of Whiterun, a man who is less than a Nord in every way. An Orsimer Dragonborn is insulting enough; this one doesn't even want to BE Dragonborn. COMPLETE
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,036 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia, OC, Orsimer - Complete
Going On by Dust Traveller reviews
A question posed to you, is it really hatred when it's all that keeps you alive? If you're all that's left of the human race can you really be called human? When do the lines blur...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,513 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Dib
Sentimental Thrill by Sealink reviews
Lex finds herself six months out from the incident in Antarctica, when Scar comes back. Sequel to Sacrifice Theory by Solain Rhyo giftfic. PWP, oneshot. Rated for sexual situations.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Complete
The Lost Trove of the Desert Kings by F.J. Stellar reviews
Using the legendary Ocarina, Tetra, Link, and the rest of the crew journey back to Ancient Hyrule to steal Ganondorf's long lost treasure. Ch.9 is up: some romantic action between Link & Tetra!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,022 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/28/2004 - Published: 7/5/2004
Enemy of My Enemy by Dust Traveller reviews
Hatred drove her to Earth, happenstance cost her victory. All Tak ever wanted was to be an Invader. Zim stole that from her, and she'd have her revenge. In the process, will she lose something infinitely more precious?Dib and Tak romance
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,543 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2004
The First Wings by Shiruba Neko reviews
(Wind Waker) The story of Atrieos, the first Rito to gain wings. -ON INDEFINITE HOLD-
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22/2004
Nobody Likes a Snitch by xShocked reviews
The town always knew very little about Boogies' Boys, though they seemed to hate them regardless. Jack, after seeing the bias crawl far out of hand, opts to set things right. But his wellmeaning task turns sour as the trio intend to settle a score too..
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,191 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/18/2004 - Published: 5/1/2003
At the Rivendell Internet Cafe by Fennelseed reviews
The respectable members of the Fellowship get on the web and are shocked--shocked, I tell you!--to discover slash fiction about themselves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 2,578 - Follows: 311 - Published: 1/8/2002
The Dragmire Series by Legendary Frog reviews
Ganondorf Dragmire must obtain the power of the Triforce, or the Gerudos will slowly fade away from history. No longer updated.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,686 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/18/2001 - Published: 7/10/2001
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Artistic License reviews
Two artists; one searching for inspiration for a movie blockbuster, another searching for prey and trophies. A battle of wits in which only one will get what they came for.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,569 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Predator/Yautja, Human
Nature Vs Nurture reviews
It has been many years since the first encounter of humans and Xenomorphs, and a second-rate team of veteran operatives will soon find out that maybe the two are not that different after all...
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,485 - Reviews: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 3/2/2005
The Rise of Dark Link reviews
Tired of being a shadow, Dark Link seizes a part of Link's soul to become a physical being yet soon realizes that it would be a curse to them both. One-shot. Mild violence.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Complete
Two of a Kind reviews
It's hard enough to satisfy one Tallest, but two! This short little piece features our favorite Tallests in an unusual yet humorous situation. One-shot dedicated to my sister.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Complete
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