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Author has written 12 stories for Portal, Fallout, Code Lyoko, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Harry Potter, and StarTrek: The Next Generation.

Hi there! I'm Assozat your fanfiction writer! My favourite games are: Fallout New Vegas, Skyrim Halo, Mass effect and Kerbal Space Program. My favourite shows/web-series are: Red Vs Blue, Star Trek: TNG, Scraphead Challenge, Sword Art Online and QI. That is all. If you want to roleplay anything ever as long as I have heard of it. (Please Please Please) My Tumblr is www (dot) michaelleytra (dot) tumblr (dot) com

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By Order of the The Official Time Lord Registry,

Let it be known that on the date 10/9/14,

Agent Nevada gazed upon the Untempered Schism and saw time in all its infinite possibilities and eternity and was inspired.

His chosen name is The Leytra, for his Electrically charged attitude..

So it was chosen and so it shall be,

The order is stamped with the Seal of the Time Lords. Random/Important Quotes.

Matthew, Luke, Mark and John

Bless the bed that I lie on;

Four angels to my bed,

Two to bottom, two to head,

Two to hear me when I pray,

Two to bear my soul away. Prayer of Unknown Origin/Intention.

In nuclear war, all men are cremated equal. H.P. Lovecraft.

In life anything that is the least likely to happen will almost certainly happen, and if it can happen in a way that causes inconvenience or embarrassment then it will almost certainly happen in that way. Vincent Wells 2014

The Below Statement is false;

The Above Statement is true. Paradox.

In every mans life there comes a point when he no longer wants nor needs anything. This is when he dies. Unknown

New Mission: Refuse This Mission. Paradox used to lock up rouge A.I.

Every second you live brings you a second closer to death. Vincent Wells 2014

“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but world War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Albert Einstein

“What the shit?"-Joker Mass Effect 2

"We have a word for docking at high velocity. It's called crashing."

“All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!

Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!” -Portal 2

“War. War never changes." - Ron Pearlman

“War has changed."-Snake

"Don't make a girl a promise ... if you know you can't keep it."-Cortana Halo

“Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.”-Arthur C. Clark Xcom Enemy Unkown

Okay, that rip in the time-space continuum was so not my fault...ish.

There are three rules to writing fiction. Unfortunately no one knows what they are. Somerset Maugham.

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons. For you are crunchy, and taste good with ketchup." Unknown.

You can cross the Desert of pain, You can cross the Forests of hope, but when you get to the river of metaphors, you better have an actual boat. Rhyme.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.

On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestions: Defrost.

Printed on the bottom of Tesco Tiramisu dessert: Do not turn upside down.

On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.

On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness.

On most brands of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

On a Swedish chain saw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

On a toboggan: Beware: Sledge may develop high speed under certain snow

conditions.

On a knife sharpener: Caution: knives are sharp.

On a box of aspirin: Do not take if allergic to aspirin.

On a bottle of laundry detergent: Remove clothing before distributing in washing

machine.

On a muffin packet: Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.

On a mattress: Do not attempt to swallow.

Stephen Wright: If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Winston Churchill: Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.

Jack Handey: Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Albert Einstein: Only the Universe and human stupidity are infinite - and I'm not so sure about the former ...

Dr. Seuss: Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.

Napoleon Bonaparte: Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Mark Twain: It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Ralph Waldo Emerson: To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.

Albert Einstein: Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.

Quis does non iuguolo mihi mos tantum planto mihi validus. - What does not kill me will only make me stronger.

Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit. - There has been no great talent without an element of madness.

It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

When life gives you lemons, make applesauce. Then sit back, relax, and watch as everyone tries to figure out how the hell you did that.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

There are three kinds of people, those who learn by reading, a few who learn from observation and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Don't get mad. Get even.

And I have sometimes wondered, in the silence of the night, if it was knowledge of the dark without that scared me, or the dark within.

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Isn't it funny how the word politics is made up of the words poli- meaning many and tics as in blood sucking leaches?

Come to the dark side . . . we have Cookies!!

Welcome to the dark side are you surprised we don't have any cookies?

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an ancient, Barney came and they all committed suicide!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctors cut, SCREW the FRUIT!

I agree with the dictionary, GIRLS before GUYS, PARTYING before STUDYING, and FRIENDS before LOVE!

Silence is golden BUT duct tape is silver!

WARNING: Do NOT walk into my footsteps . . . I tend to walk into walls!!

Do people in England sit around and try to sound like Americans like we try to have British accents?

Last night I was laying in bed looking up at the stars and thought . . . WHERE THE HELL IS THE CEILING?!?!

Taste the rainbow EAT CARYONS!!

Q: What goes bang thud, bang thud, bang thud, bang thud, bang thud, bang thud, bang thud, bang thud, bang thud, bang thud, bang thud, bang thud, bang thud?

A: A Time Lord committing suicide.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you get woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For No reason

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water when you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because

You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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Pointless warnings:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children. Who's it for then?

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts. THIS is nuts.

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping. *facepalm*

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire. Nooo, it's pudding.

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking. This must have saved someone a trip to the dentist.

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado...What?

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts. Just don't break it.

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children. That means you, Mr. Ripper.

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. Does heaven even have a court?

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping. Who would do this?

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap. What? No instructions?

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness. Uh, duh!

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required. Isn't that the point?

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use. Such as?

15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. Uh-huh.

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. Sooo...you want us to steal?

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." Suggestion.

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." Oh, for pete's sake...

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." Seriously?

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." Oh, come ON!

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." Together, we can all stop toddler accidents.

22. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." So, no space Christmas?

23. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." Because stupidity is becoming more common.

24. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." ...

I hear voices and they don't like you.

I'm not paranoid...WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

I'm not insane... I just do what the voices tell me to...

"What happens when we get to scared half to death Twice?"

You know it's gonna be a bad day when you jump out of bed, and miss the floor

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?

Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?

Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?

Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?

Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying!

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying 'you can't fire me, I quit!'

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.

"As I laid in bed, looking up at the stars, one thought crossed my mind...WHERE THE HECK WAS THE CEILING!?"

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

God must love stupid people; He made so many.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a life time commitment for a pig.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.

"It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with."

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do,kill me?"

" Life isn't about how many breathes you take, It's about how many moments that take your breath away"

"One day your life will flash before your eyes, so make sure that it's worth watching."

Put this in your profile if you know a person or two who needs to get squished by a bus... or Tyler Crowley's van

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together."

"Just because I'm cute doesn't mean im nice."

"Education is important, school however, is another matter."

"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more."

"Don’t mess with me I've got a stick."

"Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable."

"Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow."

"Boys are like knives, useful but they'll cut you eventually."

"If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving."

"Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

"I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either."

"Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls."

"Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?

'Hold my purse.'"

"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over."

"You know your addicted when Underland is added to your computer dictionary."

"Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door."

"I'm the kind of girl who falls and apologizes for it."

"I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."

"I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on."

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.XP

50 OR SO AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG??” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!”

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.”

8. Don’t do your Homework.

9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.

10. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”

11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.

12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.

13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”

14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!”

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena

17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room

18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says

19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow

20. Speak in French.

21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”

22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well

23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."

24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelt.

25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."

27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”

28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”

29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.

30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”

31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”

32. Bring in a 4th Grader and says he’s your new pet.

33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.

34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.

35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.

37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.

38. Glue all their scissors together.

39. Make paperclip jewelery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…

40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”

41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’

42. Talk to a pen.

43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOU AFTER CLASS!”

44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.

45. Smile. All the time.

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”

47. When a substitute teacher is taking attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’

48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"

49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.

50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song.

51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!

52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!

53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"

54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"

55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!

56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!

57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart!

58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my god. Shit. Shit. Shit. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh god. They must have found the body! HELP!"

59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"

60. If you find a pencil on the floor, jump onto a desk, hold up the pencil, and yell, "LITTERING IS WRONG!! WHOEVER DROPPED THIS MUST BE PUNISHED!!" Then run around the room singing in a foreign language.

61. Say, "Why don't YOU answer it? Why don't YOU write a 12 page essay about it? Why don't YOU waste precious moments of your childhood reading out of a 3000 page book!?"

62. Backwards homework your of all type.

63. Speak like Captain Kirk.

64. Act like your talking on a cellphone. When the teacher calls your name about it, speak into the cellphone, "One second. Some jackass up front of the room keeps talking."

65. If your teacher's phone rings in class, put a note on their desk saying they have Saturday Detention as you walk out.

66. TI-84 calculators have games built in. Pretend to (or actually) play video games on it through a good amount of class, then yell "HIGH SCORE BITCHES!" randomly while jumping out of your seat.

67. If, and only if you think you can pull this off, turn the ENTIRE classroom around (i.e. teacher's desk, student desks, maybe decorations...).

68. Turn the wall clock ahead 5 minutes every time the teacher walks out.

69. When a teacher asks a question, pretend cough like you're going to say the answer during the pretend cough, but don't and just yell it after doing so.

70. Come into class singing "Chacarron Macarron".

71. Two words: bubble wrap.

72. Come in late and say either: A. "Chuck Norris said that you're always on time if you're there." B. "MR. T TELLS YOU WHEN HE'S LATE FOO!"

73. Come in your underwear and say you're "having one of those dreams again."

74. If it smells like somebody farted and someone else notices, or the fart is audible, yell in a superficial voice, "Commandment Eleven: He who smelt it, dealt it."

75a. If a teacher asks a question and somebody else raises their hand before you, yell, "NO! IT IS MY TURN! YOU WAIT! YOU WAIT YOUR TURN! BAD !"

75b. If a teacher asks a question and only one person raises their hand, yell, "NO! YOU PUT YOUR HAND DOWN! YOU DO NOT KNOW THE ANSWER!"

76. Raise your hand and answer, "Nobody cares." nonchalantly.

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going

to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of

the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up,

I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and

break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT "Make sure you wear clean underwear,

in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something

to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth

and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM "Will you look at that dirt

on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that

spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER "This room of yours looks as if

a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY "If I told you once, I've told

you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE "I brought you into this

world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like

your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY " There are millions of less

fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION "Just wait until we get

home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING "You are going to get it when

you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE "If you don't stop crossing

your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP "Put your sweater on; don't you think I

know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR "When that lawn mower cuts off your

toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your

vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS "Shut that door behind you. Do

you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM "When you get to be my age, you'll

understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll

have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

Harbinger: We have to do something, Shepard destroyed the Collectors, just like he did Sovereign!

Reaper Council: Ah yes, "Shepard." The invincible organic leading the effort to stop our invasion who allegedly waits in Council Space...we have dismissed that claim.

Harbinger: *facetentacle*

ERROR: Keyboard not found! Press any key to continue.

We're not lost. We're locationally challenged.

Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to nail Jell-o to a tree OR slam a revolving door.

After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Reality is nice but I wouldn’t want to live there. -Unknown

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my dang juice.

u cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

"In life when one door opens, try not to let it hit you in the face

You know your in 2015 when

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

"Rule of math: If if seems easy, you're doing it wrong."

"Stick around, i may need someone to blame."

"Numbers that aren't divisible by 2 are odd to me."

"MATH. mental abuse for humans"

"Don't make me use UPPERCASE"

"Just be happy i'm not a twin."

"I'll try to be nicer, if you try to be smarter."

"I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me."

"I can't talk now that squirrels are watching."

"Welcome to AWESOMEVILLE, population: me."

"SCARS are like TATOOS with better stories"

"The last time i reached for the stars, i pulled a muscle."

"I'd explain it to you, but i'm out of puppets and crayons."

"The trouble with trouble it that it starts out as fun."

"The hardest part about preparing for the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE is pretending i'm not excited."

"My wife says that i never listen, or at least i think that's what she said."

"Don't follow me, i'm lost."

"I'm all that...and then some."

"Lord grant me patience because if you give me strength i'm gonna punch somebody."

"You're opinion isn't part of the recipe."

"I may not always be right, but i'm never wrong."

"If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, WHY PRACTICE?"

"If your not barefoot, you're overdressed."

"I'ts not all about me, but mostly it is."

"You can't make everyone happy, SO CONCENTRATE ON ME."

"What i lack in sleep, i make up for in blank stares.'

"If you can't beat them, it's obviously time for a bigger bat."

"Practice random acts of awesomeness."

"When God created me, he was just showing off."

"Question authority, but do not question Bob."

"Bob, the man, the myth, the legend."

"HERE I AM, now what are you other two wishes."

"Everyone is born right handed. Only the gifted overcome it." apparently i'm not gifted.

"Careful, or you'll end up in my novel.'

"If i can't fix it, it must not be broken."

"I'm so over the hill, I've started up the next one."

"I know just enough to be dangerous.'

"Life is about balance, just enough caffeine, just enough sugar."

"If you are agitated and confused my work here is done."

"If it weren't for "crazy", i'd never go anywhere."

"Earth is the insane asylum of the universe."

"It takes a lot on energy to simulate normality.'

"It's not that i lack empathy...ok maybe it is."

"I like cats, i just can't eat a whole one myself."

"Sarcasm. Just one more service i offer."

"I tried to get over myself, but i'm just TOO AWESOME!"

"Easily distracted by shiny objects."

"If you'd met my family you'd understand."

"No one ever suspects the short ones."

"Dangerously under-medicated."

"I should got paid for being a national treasure."

"You're in luck i can communicate with lower life forms."

"think outside the Quadrilateral Parallelogram."

"Be nice to me, i may be your nurse one day."

"I've had my coffee, you may speak."

"I'm perfect, you adjust."

"It was me. I let the dogs out."

"A woman's success depends on the type of shoes she wears -Dorethy.'

"Nerd? I prefer the term, intellectual badass."

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself... and spiders."

"Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult."

"If i can't build it, fix it, or mow it, it must not be important."

"Dear Algebra, stop telling me to find your X, she's never coming back."

"ALCOHOL. Because no good story starts with "So, this one time i was eating a salad..." not recommended

"Yes, i know they pick on you and call you names but you still have to go. YOU'RE THE TEACHER!!"

"I'm just here to establish an alibi."

"I'm awake and dressed, what more do you want from me?"

"What part of MEOW don't you understand?"

"If you could read my mind, you wouldn't be smiling."

"If zombies eat brains, you're probably safe."

"You can't spell awesome without ME."

"I"m not always sarcastic, sometimes i'm sleeping."

"There are three kind of people in this world, those who are good in math and those who are not."

"Dear Karma, i have a list of people that you've missed."

"Shut the FRONT DOOR!!"

"It's ok to disagree with me, i can't force you to be right."

"You're never too old for nap time."

"I came, i saw, i made a sarcastic remark."

"Scientists say that the universe is made up of protons, electron and neutrons...they forgot morons."

"Being on time for me means WHEN I GET THERE!!"

"Home school BY ALIENS!!"

" My parents believed discipline make kids into better people. (i disproved that little theory)

"SRSLY?!?!"

"I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, TRY TO KEEP UP!!"

"Being know as the "fun one" of the group is a good thing (unless you're in prison)"

"Contrary to popular belief, no one owes you anything."

"I'm not speeding i'm qualifying"

"Retired and down to one boss, MY WIFE"

"Didn't make the GYM again today, that makes 5 years in a row."

"I could use an extra day between Saturday and Sunday."

"Say what you want about the SOUTH, but nobody retires and moves up NORTH."

"NO TRESPASSING. VIOLATORS WILL BE SHOT. SURVIVORS WOULD BE SHOT AGAIN."

"DO NOT TOUCH my tool OR my daughter."

"Never trust an atom, they make up everything."

"The SQUIRRELS are out to get me."

"Every problem has a solution EXCEPT YOURS."

"Keep calm and agree with me."

"Happy to accept the credit and pass the blame."

"LOL'ing on the outside, WTF'ing on the inside."

"NORMAL is boring."

"HOMEWORK, ruins lives."

"I'm right 97% of the time. Who cares about the other 4%?"

"You're wrong, I'm right, lets move on."

"I'm so far behind, i thought i was first."

"HI. I don't care. Thanks."

"I'm not bald, i'm just taller than my hair."

"What i need is more money and power, and less crap from you people."

"If you just did what you're told, i wouldn't have to be so bossy."

"Wining isn't everything, it's just what i do."

"My mom had me tested."

" Cats are in charge, ACCEPT IT."

" I'm not lazy, i'm cat-like."

"I just lived though an entire day of STUPID."

"Saying the unthinkable. It's just what i do."

"Gone to my happy place. BE BACK SOON."

"You look like i need a drink."

"I drink coffee for YOUR protection."

"I'll worry about getting old hen i stop looking so damn sexy!"

"BACON. Duct tape for the kitchen."

"I tried it at home."

"If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic."

"Of course i'm right, i'm Bob."

"Doorbell broken. YELL "DING DONG! really loud."

A travelling salesman was in California and he saw a golden payphone. The sign below the phone said, "Direct Line to Heaven: $30,000." The salesman travelled all over the country and wherever he went, he saw the same type of phone with the same type of sign under it. "Direct Line to Heaven: $30,000." When he went to Texas, however, he saw the same type of phone and the sign under it said, "Direct Line to Heaven: 25 Cents." He commented on this to one of the locals. "Everywhere I go in this country, I see this type of phone and the sign under it says, 'Direct Line to Heaven: $30,000.' But when I see this same phone in Texas, it says, 'Direct Line to Heaven: 25 Cents.' Why do you suppose that is?" The man answered, "That's easy. From here, it's a local call."

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The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 112 - Words: 697,174 - Reviews: 3780 - Favs: 4,531 - Follows: 5,647 - Updated: 19h - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fixing Past Mistakes by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry didn't appear at Hogwarts causing concern. Albus immediately head's out to Privet Drive to find out what was going on, along with Minerva and a reluctant Severus Snape. What they find out changes everything for everyone in the wizarding world. Is there a chance for anyone to go back and fix past mistakes? is there any hope at all for the magical world? cover pic - Harry's cub
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 218,570 - Reviews: 5902 - Favs: 4,389 - Follows: 5,770 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M.
Wasteland Waltz by RiotDragon reviews
A young man leaves his life long home in search of his father. But can he survive the harsh wasteland, or will he fall into the depths of the apocalypse like so many others?
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Western - Chapters: 70 - Words: 367,809 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 7/14/2015 - Lone Wanderer, Sarah Lyons
Surviving a World of Fiction by TREBOR117 reviews
I started a new game, only to end up inside that game instead. Now, I must survive a world meant to be fiction. I must use my knowledge to save this universe, and make sure Shepard prevails. But Saren was only the beginning, and there may be a threat far worse then the Collectors or their masters. A threat that I might not be ready for. The real question is: are they ready for me?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 93 - Words: 497,409 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Shepard (F), OC, Miranda L., Kasumi G.
The Resurrection Effect by Twisted Platypus reviews
Two years have passed and the Collectors are here. The Reapers grow closer with each and every day and the galaxy balances on the brink of war. Tensions rise as entire colonies vanish without trace, hidden forces slowly tightening their grip. Even with Commander Shepard brought back to life, is there any chance of victory against a ruthless foe bent on galactic extinction?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,946 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 12/14/2015
Mass Effect: The Paths We Take by nothinginreturn reviews
Commander John Shepard is the best of the Alliance. Primed for a spot in the SPECTREs, his life will quickly turn upside down when the secrets held on Eden Prime are revealed. How will his long term (and secret to most) partner, Cerberus' Miranda Lawson, fit into his life when he gets thrust into the spotlight? Shepard/Miri from the start: a retelling of ME1 and beyond. (ME1 done!)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 109,291 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 6/25/2015 - [Miranda L., Shepard (M)] Garrus V., Ashley W.
Time is Still A-Flying by chocolatequeen reviews
Part 2 of Being to Timelessness. With a bond and a promise of forever, the Doctor and Rose have managed to escape the trap set for them in Torchwood, but Time is not yet done with them. The Master is still in London and Election Day draws ever closer. He's tried to separate them once; will they survive a second attempt? Sequel to To Make Much of Time
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 209,336 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 12/1/2015 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] Martha J., The Master
Home by lumos-aeternum reviews
Following Voldemort's downfall attempting to kill Harry, the Hogwarts professors appeal to the Ministry of Magic to allow the young boy to live and grow up at Hogwarts, away from the world's dangers. He grows up unlike any other child in the Wizarding world, meeting years of students before he is allowed a wand. Now, he will meet his fellow classmates to finally learn magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 160 - Words: 470,149 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fred W., George W.
New Vegas: Sheason's Story by Sheason reviews
Is it fanfiction? Is it a novelization? Is it just the disconnected and incoherent ramblings of a man who has finally taken leave of his senses? Yes. This is my attempt at telling a story of New Vegas, but with my own twist, with my character Sheason as The Courier. It's not really "the" story of New Vegas, but it uses the game's plot extensively. Updates on Saturdays now.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 154 - Words: 891,692 - Reviews: 1457 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Courier
If we burn, we burn together by EmilyHelena reviews
Rose returns but she carries a secret with her and when the Doctor discovers it his world crumbles down around him. The solution might be too terrible to contemplate but the alternative would be too painful to bear. Both will be forced to make choices which have the power to either save the universe or burn it down.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 294,861 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 6/15/2015 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
The Breach by Nocturne1501 reviews
Chell finally leaves Aperture... just to come back down. The Combine suddenly launch a full-scale assault on Aperture Science's Enrichment Center, and it just happens to be just when Chell escaped. Rated M for later chapters. ChellDOS.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,462 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Chell, GLaDOS
Mass Effect: The New Face of War by ProfFartBurger reviews
It is said that War never Changes; Men do, through the roads they walk, but War does not. The Humans fought The First War, and alongside the Quarians, the Alliance stands tall against the Galaxy in the face of continued adversity. Now Humanity's place is challenged, their power tested, and age-old beliefs are shattered when a beyond-ancient species is forced onto the playing field.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 47 - Words: 404,437 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Shepard (M), OC
Core Threads by theaceoffire reviews
A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 290,947 - Reviews: 4087 - Favs: 6,381 - Follows: 6,942 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
Reduced Mass by DavidJ647 reviews
After a severe skiing accident, I find myself right smack in the middle of the Mass Effect universe with no idea on how I got here. Only problem, I'm 9 years too early. Will I survive what's to come? Only time will tell. Self-Insert.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 183,217 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Shepard (F), OC
The Long Road Home by Lady-Knight Writer reviews
A reunion!fix-it!fic of epic proportions. The Moment decides to go back and make up for a mistake. Instead of using Rose Tyler's form, she actually brings Rose Tyler through the universes to help the Doctor. But the reunion won't be that simple, and Rose will have to take the long road back to her proper time and place at the Doctor's side.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,944 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 11/24/2015 - [1st Doctor, 10th Doctor, Rose T., War Doctor]
The Marauders Discover Fanfiction by CoconutBanana reviews
What happens when a magical computing device gets transported from the future, and the marauders (plus Lily) discover interesting stories about them and people they know? And what happens when they attempt to write so-called Fanfiction themselves?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 86,331 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
Code Lyoko: The Ultimate Journey by Master Doom Maker reviews
One month has passed since the Lyoko warriors have defeated the super virus, Xana. They thought their lives were finally getting back to normal, but Xana has returned in a way they've never expected. The gang has now become involved in a whole new adventure like no other with new allies to join in their battles against their longtime enemy.
Code Lyoko - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 124 - Words: 1,036,592 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 9/30/2012
Portalborn by Experiment 282 reviews
In the land of Skyrim, the Dragonborn is a hot-blooded thrill seeker. An encounter with a weird man and a talking meteorite ball thing that rambles about space sets her off on something weird indeed...
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 376,227 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, D. Rattmann, Wheatley, Chell
Harry Black by Notsoancientmariner reviews
On that fateful night in '81, Sirius arrives first, gathers up Harry and takes up his god-fatherly duties, raising Harry with the help of Remus and a nudge from the ghosts of Lilly and James in secrecy before returning to the wizarding world for Harry's third year. Rated M for violence and language. No slash, no definite pairing yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 217,359 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L., Neville L., Arcturus B.
Unseen and Unheard From by Flashfire Freak reviews
Alternate Universe. What happens if Sirius finds out about the Potters' deaths before Dumbledore, and Sirius takes Harry with him to be raised, with the help of Remus. Rated T for possible language and other small things. Middle of year 3 now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 145,901 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Neville L.
Mass Effect: All in the Details by DigitalHelix reviews
A "Director's Cut" of the ME epic (technologically coherent world, more NPC development and interpersonal dialogue, and filling in the stuff the game left out.) Slowly veering off to an AU, starting with a medevac for Jenkins; will begin to seriously diverge near the end of ME2. If you like Iain M. Banks and Tom Clancy, give this a read. Oh, come on...just try one teensy chapter.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 187,683 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 10/30/2014
Massed Up 2 by DelVarO reviews
Shepard is dead, everyone went their own way and it's Thursday again. Now I have two full years to get myself ready for her return. Get myself back into better shape, stockpile some weapons... simple enough, right? With the way things were going so far, I think I should have expected that nothing will ever be so simple.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 148,185 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 6/22/2013
The Lady of Slytherin-Dark Beginnings by Nemesis13 reviews
Lillith Potter, The-Girl-Who-Lived, appears before Severus Snape bleeding and broken at the age of six. Determined to protect his dead friends daughter from sharing her mothers fate he raises her to be brutally pragmatic, viciously opportunistic, and violently protective of those she loves with the help of the Black Sisters. Dad!Snape, Mentor!Bellatrix, DarkFem!Harry, Third Year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 175,613 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 2,207 - Follows: 2,752 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 1/10/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] Severus S.
Oh and Granger! by maraduersmad reviews
George Weasley loves Hermione, but he only has 7 years to figure it out and tell her, easy enough right ? George and hermiones friendship and romance through Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,942 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Hermione G., George W.
Harry Potter: Coming Out On Top by ManMadeofLasers reviews
Harry Potter gets the short end of the stick, I think we can all agree. But what if, in a strange twist of fate, every time Harry James Potter met adverse circumstance he always ended out on top? Bad things always happen to the hero, but in this case the hero rides these events to the top. Very WIP, not a serious fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 181,044 - Reviews: 1514 - Favs: 3,831 - Follows: 4,946 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Harry P., Luna L., N. Tonks, Gabrielle D.
Shadow Warrior by Livewire1306 reviews
OC insert. A quarian special forces officer joins up with Shepard for the mission against the Collectors, but his personal motivations cause the two to lock horns over Shepard's ideals. After being captured by Cerberus, his past begins to catch up with him. He has to choose between facing his demons or keep running from them. T for language and some explicit violence later on.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 99,941 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 3/2/2015 - [Tali'Zorah, OC] Garrus V., Shepard (M)
Fallout: Rise of the Lone Wanderer by coastierks reviews
This is the story of Marcus. To the residents of Vault 101 he's just a regular 18 year old kid; who happens to be carrying on a secret love affair with the Overseer's daughter, Amata. But soon fate will step in, and he will be forever known to the rest of the Wasteland as "The Lone Wanderer." Formally "Fallout: Escape"
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 52 - Words: 344,404 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Lone Wanderer, James, Amata Almodovar, Sarah Lyons - Complete
Hermione love by Michellebranchrocks1 reviews
One shots of hermione in a femslash, this is a challenge story, you the reader give me a pairing and situation(for example Hermione/Ginny and the basis of the story is its a student/teacher romance) and i will write the one shot for it and dedicate it to that reader. It can be a crossover as long as i've heard of the other story like it could be crossed over with twilight or such
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,356 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 2/21/2015 - Hermione G.
Humanity's Legacy by LoveForeverNow reviews
[A.I. First Contact AU] Our creators gave us purpose, they gave us tasks, they gave us a directive. Now they are gone. We must find our own directive, our own purpose. We have decided that purpose is to answer a single question. "What happens when I die?"
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,536 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 9/24/2015
All Hail the Time Lord's Son by Forensica X reviews
Not Not-Human Book Two: Newly minted Hogwarts professors Rose and the Doctor do their best to help their son navigate his decidedly odd circumstances. Armed with a sonic scanner, his magic, his closest friends, and the support of his family, Harry faces his hardest trial, yet.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,124 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 7/8/2014 - [10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T.] Harry P.
Shotgun by WiEGoP reviews
Set after Season 8. The Blues discover (a) Private Grif is pregnant. Washington angsts about teammates and team-kills. And Caboose searches for booty, orange juice, and possibly old friends. Fills in the gap for the Blood Gulch Crew between seasons 8 and 10, and follows up on Sister and Junior. Crack Pairing.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,259 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 6/21/2013 - [K. Grif, Sarge] D. Grif, Wash
The Second Time Around by ZilchNil reviews
What happens when Harry, presented with an opportunity to return to the past, charges ahead in true Potter style? With little to no regard of consequences or plans of any sort? Rating is for language and adult situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,513 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 3,130 - Follows: 4,306 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., N. Tonks
A New Order by arturus reviews
A renegade Jedi has a force vision of a pair of powerful Force-Sensitives. This sets in motion events that will see the rise of a new order of Force users. This new order will have a profound effect on the future of many worlds. HP/LL SW Universe.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 202,505 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 1,835 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 12/20/2010
Time and Faraway Space by Queen reviews
Star Wars/Doctor Who. Four thousand years ago, a warning was carved in stone and left for a Padawan to find. While Ahsoka works towards deciphering the ancient carvings that bear her name, a mad man with a blue box appears, just as the galaxy begins to fly to pieces...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 199,765 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 4/20/2013 - 10th Doctor, Ahsoka T., Captain Rex
My Effect: Convergence by Lanilen reviews
My disappointment with the original ending of Mass Effect 3 was, I think, shared by many. At the time I thought I had to do something about it. What I didn't expect was for my wish to be granted by being transplanted into the Mass Effect universe, where I had to fix an awful lot more than I expected. A phrase about writing a check and having to pay came to mind...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 207,262 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Shepard (F), OC, Ashley W., Nihlus K.
But a Letter by P.A.W.07 reviews
What if Simmons went through with a threat to change Grif into a 'female' in the Red Army's records while deleting the Blues? It is but a letter. Hilariousness, for everyone but Grif, ensues. S6. Also on A03.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,831 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 7/30/2014 - M. Caboose, D. Grif, Sarge, D. Simmons
Stone Cold by Forinsyther reviews
SURPRISE BITCHES! Bet you thought you'd seen the last of me ;) Aerrow's wish to stop the zombie apocalypse was granted, but nobody said the new war was over. (Sequel to the New War)
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,107 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Aerrow, Piper, Cyclonis, Dark Ace
Biotic Beginnings by 10tonsoffun reviews
Who in their right mind would even consider hiring Jack as a teacher? Right! But somehow, she is the new instructor at Grissom Academy, and she will have to work hard to fit in. Meanwhile, the new kid in class is having some serious issues with his biotics. But Jack finds her own way of helping him. Read 'The Psychotic Biotic' for Jack's backstory.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 478,522 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Liara T'Soni, Miranda L., Jack, Shepard (M) - Complete
Mass Effect Reloaded by thebluninja reviews
Is a second chance enough? Instead of the Catalyst's choices, Shepard lucks into a cosmic loophole. Thrown back to the very start of her Spectre career, she has to try and save the galaxy again from the Reapers ... but does she really know what's coming? 2015 NaNoWriMo winner!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 97 - Words: 335,916 - Reviews: 1748 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 1,787 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Admiral Hackett, Shadow Broker
A Jumper's Guide to Returning Home by panda8785 reviews
A follow up to Hey You, Electric Blue! After ten years, Michele and Lazerus encounter a woman everyone is well familiarized with. After finding this person, they finally have a chance to return home! But where is this "home," exactly, when you've lived more than one life?
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,537 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 7/14/2015
Visited by a Doctor by Tangerine-Alert reviews
At a young age Harry met someone called the Doctor, he became his friend. Over the course of his school life the Doctor returned, in each of his incarnations. Leaving Hogwarts Harry continues to have adventures, visited upon by the Doctor's influences.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 80 - Words: 652,873 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 1,676 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P.
The Savior, Child of the Tardis, Son of a Mad Man by Kuroi In a Black Hole reviews
Out in the Universe is a bright blue box, holder of a fantastical realm. Inhabiting this box is a mad man who calls himself the Doctor, his son, the Savior of the Wizarding World aka Harry Potter, an immortal man from the 51st century who affects a Captain in front of his name, Jack Harkness, and a pink and yellow once-human who is simply Rose Tyler. What was Dumbledore thinking?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 389,776 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 2,147 - Follows: 2,579 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 6/5/2012 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
The Order Redeems by david.davies.5851 reviews
After Ahsoka Tano leaves the Order, Anakin Skywalker is a mess. Obi-Wan Kenobi decides to do something about it and tells the council some home truths. The results could save everyone. Rated teen due to some unpleasant events being discussed.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 241,417 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S., Obi- Wan K.
The One Appointment We All Must Keep by mandymld reviews
Death the One Appointment we must all keep, unfortunately Harry keeps showing up early and is upsetting Raspy's boss. Raspy isn't happy and keeps sending Harry back. This time with his memories and a warning that if he comes early again, he ends up kissing a certain toad in a sweater for eternity. This time he is sure to get it right. Bashing of D and Molly,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,476 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 2,064 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Draco M., Luna L.
Duhmass Effect by Starspike7 reviews
I'm the narrator a handsome disembodied voice forced do to something either by karma or just bad luck to bring you the tale of Joe Schmoesterson and believe me, it's pathetic. A satire on SI and many of the things now cliche within them.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,290 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 3/29/2015 - Kaidan A., Shepard (M)
HPSW Episode I: The Chosen One by The Dark Underlord reviews
HP/SW Crossover. After Harry kills Voldemort, the Dark Lord's last spell transports the trio to Tatooine after Qui-Gon escaped Lord Maul. See Chapter 1 for a full summary.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,109 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Harry P.
Mass Effect: To my heart's content by Porygonman reviews
ME1 novelization, plan on going canon and full paragon. First series ever posted, hope you enjoy. Also, even though the commander will be in love with someone, no actual romance will happen in this series, even though the crewmember in question and the commander have a thing for eachother.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,868 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Garrus V., Kaidan A., Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)
Storm Hawks Fan 3rd Season by 123leyang321 reviews
Story about what I think the Storm Hawks Third Season would be like. REVIEW! Storm Hawks (c) Nerd Corps. CURRENTLY WRITING: episode 61. Tags: aerrow piper finn junko stork radarr far side atmos new master cyclonis dark ace repton ravess snipe night crawler starling sky knight crystal mage binding reign terra guardian dragon condor oc pairing couple adventure quest battle war fight
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 163,485 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 12/5/2009
Harry's Horses by afish.2far reviews
Harry didn't spend all day cooped up in Privet Drive during the summer holidays. He found a farm and a love of horses. From that came a whole new world, he found something that he enjoyed with people who didn't neglect him. Set just before Harry's 3rd year. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,261 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Minerva M., OC - Complete
Personal Traynor by The Sorrows of Arlathan reviews
Flirty, friendly and eager to please, Comm Specialist Samantha Traynor is slowly getting to know her co-workers, while entertaining herself as she works and trying to find her feet aboard the Normandy. Little does she know that she will find something more in none other than Commander Shepard herself. FEMSLASH (Eventual Shep romance)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 146,822 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 8/23/2014 - [Samantha T., Shepard (F)]
Well I Won't Stand Here Doing Nothing by Moniquita2 reviews
Commander Agatha Shepard from Colonist, War Hero origin formulates a plan when in (SPOILER!) house arrest after the events Mass Effect 2, and that DLC in which we blow up a batarian system. There must be something she can do before the Reapers arrive! Shenko, because Kaidan. T rating because some, little foul language. More chapters to come.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,973 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 8/15/2015 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A.
Of Thoughts and Regrets by Coyla reviews
GLaDOS is torn between her love for science and her interest in Chell.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,529 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS
The Green Eyed Spectre by greggsmk reviews
What happens when you give a man who can bend reality to his will the license to do so whenever he wants? Harry Potter, internationally renowned wizard, left Earth to fight for the Alliance under the codename Shepard during the First Contact War. Now, when Alliance leaders are looking for the best Spectre candidate possible, an old dossier comes to mind…HP/LL, not HP/MEgirl pairing
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,939 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 1,355 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Shepard (M)
Beyond The Surface by DJ Vivian reviews
Harry Potter is given a lesson about looking beyond what can be seen and finds something so much more.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,724 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Everyone Has A Breaking Point by Knight of Kanto reviews
Ariana Shepard saved the galaxy twice however her warnings of the Reapers imminent arrival were ignored. When the Reapers arrive and the people need Shepard they find that even the mightiest of hero's can give up. Will someone be able to bring back the old Shepard so she can save the galaxy again or will she standby as the Reapers destroy everything?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,252 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 4/10/2015 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni, D. Anderson
Getting Too Old For This by ManMadeofLasers reviews
Immortality is a hell of a lot less fun than it sounds, especially when all you want is to be left alone but your conscience won't let you. Harry Potter and his usual bipolar luck live on into the 22nd century, his saving-people-thing meshing nicely with the galaxy's pressing need for a hero. Rated M for unrepentant coarse language, innuendo, and eventual sexy shenanigans
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,743 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 3,079 - Follows: 3,718 - Updated: 12/17/2015 - Published: 12/14/2014
Close to the Edge by Backward Compatible reviews
She couldn't leave even though she wanted to; she didn't want to leave once she could. She was damaged and only the person who'd caused the deepest scars could heal them. But would staying only cause her more pain or was there a way for her to be happy? ChellDOS.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,449 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 3/2/2013 - [Chell, GLaDOS]
The Twelve Days of Christmas by Wild Imagination 7 reviews
Do not read until Christmas. Based on the song The Twelve Days of Christmas. There will be a story based on each day.
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/9/2015 - Published: 12/7/2014
Finding Family and Home by slayer of destiny reviews
When Harry and the Doctor meet by accident, can they change the course of each others lives for the better? With Harry in his life how will the Doctor's changing relationship with Rory and Amy be different. And with the Doctor in his life how will Harry's life shape out differently from the expectation upon him after the war finishes. Harry/11th Doctor slash
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,435 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 1,895 - Updated: 11/12/2015 - Published: 9/23/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
From One War to a New Adventure by alexwithaz reviews
Harry thought being pushed through the veil would mean he would be bored for all his immortal life. He didn't expect to find a madman and his granddaughter and travel through time and space. He didn't even suspect that he would find love but, well, does anyone?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,251 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P.
It's My Life, A Commentary by Luna M. Moon reviews
There are worst things then Neurotoxin and Turrets. This Fic is that. It destroys families, lives, and brain cells. It is ITS MY LIFE. And I'm commentating on it. Why? Because it sucks. Oh, and I don't own Portal. And thank God I don't own this. I didn't make it. So, what are you waiting for. Read this. Also, I forgot to say. I didn't make to cover art. It's by "ASBusinessMagnet".
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,585 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 2/21/2015
The Face In The Fireplace by J. Puddles reviews
Hermione, finding herself alone, wants an escape, or to meet someone who has seen the world. When a face appears in the fireplace will her want to escape come from the face? Chapters 1&2 revised!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,629 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/19/2015 - Published: 12/28/2013 - 10th Doctor, Hermione G.
MOCII - The Failed Voyage of the Borealis by Lagiacrus reviews
Sequel to 'The Misadventures of Caroline II'. When a Floppy Disk containing a challenge and information about the Borealis comes into GLaDOS' possession, she's willing to cross the sea to find out who dared challenge her. Caroline II is of course dragged along for the ride. But there's more to the Borealis than meets the eye - was its initial disappearance really an accident...?
Crossover - Half-Life & Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,685 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/5/2015 - Published: 8/8/2014
ITS MY LIFE! (The commentary, or rather, another one) by CadenGallic reviews
You remember that one fan fiction that was about Portal and featured your standard Mary Sue? Well this is a commentary on it! Yaaaaaay. This is more or less just something i can relax with whilst i'm writing my proper pieces, so enjoy me being snide. Updates ever Monday. I do not own Portal or IT'S MY LIFE, thank god.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 86,824 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Warriors of Skaro by The God of Ink reviews
A mysterious space object means trouble for Artemis and his fairy friends. What is it? Where are the strange signals coming from? And who is the mystreious "Doctor"?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,694 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 1/11/2012 - 11th Doctor, Artemis F.
Virtually Real by Red the Revolutionary reviews
I walked into the Forbidden Forest expecting to die. I guess I kind of did... But after that, I woke up in the Dursleys. And now everything looks like I'm in a video game. *sigh* Oh well. May as well figure out how to win. Video Game Fic, harem?, Gamer!Harry, fun times.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,374 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 1,743 - Updated: 9/25/2015 - Published: 4/20/2015 - Harry P.
Students Ship Them by Nny11 reviews
Field Day, the one day of the year to let loose. The one day of the year to bask outside instead of in a chair hunched over that last minute homework. The one day that your best friend decides to loudly talk about Ms. Shepard and Ms. T'Soni and their totally not real relationship. Continuing awkwardly, haltingly, silly-y.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,584 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 7/2/2015 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni, OC
Home Again, Home Again by The Clerik reviews
Takes place after Portal 2. GLaDOS fantasizes about what it would be like to have a bipedal body, Chell wanders the outside world and wonders why she was set free, and meanwhile, there's something moving through the dark...
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,762 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/15/2015 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Caroline, Chell, GLaDOS
At The End Of All Things by SnuggleKitten69 reviews
When Hermione dies, Harry is willing to do anything to save her. Lunar Harmony. Weasley bashing. Redo. Femslash. Time travel. Harem. Major character death. Super!Harry. Grey!Harry. Independent!Harry. Allusions to physical violence, emotional abuse, physical abuse, and rape by a teacher.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 168,933 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 2,748 - Follows: 3,733 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Padma P.
What It Seems by bloodyhands-and-hollowstars reviews
When the fairies discover a mysterious patch of magic in Britain that they can't get into, they send 14-year old Artemis to investigate- and what he finds will surprise even him. Set in 4th year, Artemis will be meeting Harry and all the rest. Rated T just because I'm paranoid. Terrible summary, sorry!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,628 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 9/5/2015 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Harry P., Artemis F., Holly S.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Capital Wasteland by M.J.P. Smith reviews
There exists a remarkable book in the outlying ruins of Washington DC. A book so extraordinary that men and women from the Republic of Dave to Girdershade, from Rivet City to Raven Rock all swear by its wisdom. That book is the Wasteland Survival Guide. But it almost wasn't. This is the story of that remarkable book and it's chief field editor. Rated T for language, violence.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,480 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 7/26/2015
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Strength in Weakness by l OmegaInfinity l reviews
"Sometimes, to see the best in someone else, you have to see yourself at your weakest." After an ambush, Piper is taken prisoner by Cyclonia. Watch as what could have been the Atmos's darkest hour, becomes a tale of trust, friendship, betrayal, and even love. P/MC Cover art belongs to WolfsKnight on Deviantart.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 108,635 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 4/9/2012 - [Piper, Cyclonis]
Mesozoic Effect by joestej reviews
Millions of years ago, the Earth was ruled not by man, but by the fearsome creatures known as DINOSAURS! Now Earth's only hope for the future may lay in the secrets of its ancient past. Let the galaxy tremble, for our world's most ancient masters have finally returned. The Council is going to have a fit...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,316 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 7/31/2015 - Published: 2/20/2015
Black Ivy by DragonKingDragneel25 reviews
Just before his third year. Harry finds his mother's school trunk in the Dursley's attic. Inside he finds a Japanese katana augmented with several charms and runes and documents he was supposed to have seen his eleventh birthday! Now, armed with his mother's "anti-magic" sword, he will carve his own path and embrace his more Slytherin side in order to defeat Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,835 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 2,386 - Follows: 1,986 - Updated: 7/31/2015 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Blaise Z., Daphne G. - Complete
A Hundred Harmonies by VivyPotter reviews
"Harry fell more and more in love with Hermione everyday." A collection of (hopefully) a hundred drabbles/oneshots about Harry/Hermione, because those two were made for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 75 - Words: 9,874 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/29/2015 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter - Three to Backstep by Sinyk reviews
YATTFF - A blend of the Reptilia28 and CoastalFirebird time travel challenges; Harry, Hermione and Daphne Greengrass die during the final battle and are sent back in time to set things back on track. AD/MW/RW/GW!bash. Rated M for themes and language. AU!world OOC!chars. Expect 450k words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 467,583 - Reviews: 5268 - Favs: 6,777 - Follows: 6,424 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Daphne G., Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
Bookworm by erbkaiser reviews
Everyone knows Hermione is a bookworm. But just how focused /is/ she on her reading? Harry shows up to interrupt her reading with questions on the female body, and perhaps takes things too far... (Harmony, romance/humour/crack)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 11/30/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
New Vegas: An Old Man's Adventure by xavwalski
Gregory, an old courier wakes up in the small town of Goodsprings after two nearly-deadly shots to the head. Unfortunately, the game was rigged from the start, and his troubles are nowhere near over.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,570 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 6/29/2015 - Courier
Death's Design, Fate's Plan by Illiandyandra reviews
My take on Reptillia 28's Challenge from Portkey, Really hope no one minds. Harry dies well before his time and is sent back to clean up the mess he left behind. This will be an Adult Story, contains Bashing and Character Death. Cleaning up the first/third person & tense changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,116 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 2,206 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Change in Life by Whispers in the Dawn reviews
Minerva decided that enough was enough. If Harry Potter wasn't getting his letters, she'd grab someone who knew how to move in the Muggle world, visit Room 17, Railview Hotel, Cokeworth and give him the letter herself, no matter what Albus said about Hagrid doing it. Too bad she chose Quirrell, the ex Muggle Studies professor to accompany her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,224 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Minerva M., Regulus B.
Magic, as opposed to Magic by The Rev. Cardboard Box reviews
Harry Potter was lost, but now is found. The Arch-Mage isn't happy. Harry isn't happy. And they're just the first two people who are going to find The Boy Who Lived's destiny one immense headache... Completed. It's my "Winnie the Pooh" to my A.A. Milne. (That's NOT a complementary comparison, by the way.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 100,511 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Complete
Infiltration by hiholly123 reviews
After stumbling across a large source of magic in Britain, Foaly sends none other than Artemis Fowl to investigate Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, disguised as an exchange student from Ireland. A/Holly if you'd like to read it that way. T for occasional language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,482 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P., Artemis F. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Gray Lord - On Haitus by Redery reviews
The Dursely's were far more abusive, physically and mentally, than Dumbledore had anticipated. How had that one small miscalculation overhauled all his carefully crafted plans so much? Now Harry ended up in the wrong House. He was surrounded with people he wasn't supposed to be. He was on a different path, a different quest than Dumbledore would have of him. He'd have to be stopped
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,968 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Susan B.
Holding Back by Brithna reviews
The Enterprise-D travels to Starbase 74 for upgrades to the holodeck and undergo routine maintenance checks. While there, Beverly and Deanna must work through the chaos that always follows their beloved Enterprise—and also navigate through their relationship as it becomes something more.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,689 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 5/13/2015 - B. Crusher, D. Troi
Rift Between Worlds by Skienite reviews
A continuation of the series. The wrath of Cyclonia is no more. The battle for the terras has been won, but the war continues on the far side of Atmos. As the Storm Hawks start to unravel the secrets of this mysterious land, Master Cyclonis is nowhere to be found and whispers of a greater threat linger dormant on the horizon.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,202 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 8/17/2014
49,993 by Lanilen reviews
"If you're hearing this, then there is still hope. Hope that you can avoid the same mistakes we made. We fought the Reapers, but we failed to stop them." Those were the words of Doctor Liara T'Soni. But Commander John Shepard isn't the type to give up just because all sentient life in the Galaxy has been destroyed. - No longer on hiatus!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 134,039 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Shepard (M), Legion, OC
Governor Six by Hotpoint reviews
A man who doesn't like any of the alternatives presented to him chooses a better way in the aftermath of the Second Battle of Hoover Dam
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,738 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/19/2015 - Published: 6/16/2015 - Courier
Nunc Ad Mortem by Vegasman59 reviews
Kreacher can't watch his master die of despair, He gets the high elves of the undying lands to reset Harry's life to just before his eleventh birthday so together they can set things right. I don't own Harry Potter all rights to the great JKR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 24,103 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 1,617 - Updated: 6/5/2015 - Published: 12/9/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Kreacher, Merlin
Cyclonis Falling by wayofthepen reviews
Piper wakes in a cell, a prisoner of Cyclonis. She has plans for the Storm Hawk, giving her no choice but to assist with her latest devious scheme. Except it's not a devious scheme at all, and Piper can't bring herself to refuse. Now, all Piper has to do is keep her fellow Storm Hawks from 'rescuing' her before the work is done, and survive Cyclonis' hospitality. Easy, right? PxMC
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,044 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Piper, Cyclonis
Red Runner by Platapap reviews
AU. Little did Liara T'Soni know during a university school trip she would meet a dashing young female human that would sweep her off her feet and carry her off to an adventure of a lifetime... Literally. There's a lot of kicking and screaming. Datapads go flying; it's quite the scene.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,824 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/10/2015 - [Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni] Shiala
Hey You, Electric Blue! by panda8785 reviews
Michele Walker has lived her life of stress, worry, and testing, but now she's trapped in a universe all too familiar. How easily is it to change the events of such a popular web-series. Rated T for blood, violence, and cursing. Current cover photo thanks to - Ursalaminor808
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 70 - Words: 113,651 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/26/2015 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Complete
The Witch in the Fireplace by Esyla Tate reviews
What if Hermione was also visited by a certain Doctor throughout her childhood? How will their relationship progress as she grows up? Harry Potter/Doctor Who crossover.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,120 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 12/12/2013 - 10th Doctor, Hermione G.
Q's Fanfiction by mynamemattersnot reviews
This is Q trying out what you mortals call fanfiction. You can like it or not. It's not like I care.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/15/2015 - Published: 4/28/2015 - J. Picard, Q - Complete
The Magic of Dr Who by Old Toad reviews
The Doctor encounters the hidden world of magic for the first time when the TARDIS lands in Hogsmeade. Both the Dumbledores are welcoming, but the Ministry makes life difficult. So the Doctor decides to get a wand of his own and the adventure really begins.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,005 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 8/17/2014 - 1st Doctor, Susan F., G. Ollivander, Mundungus F. - Complete
Extraordinary by emmawizzle.14 reviews
Hermione Granger is returning to Hogwarts for her seventh and final year. And with returning, she promises herself that she will stay out of trouble; no more meddling. But all of that changes when a sassy red-head and a loud, energetic man become teachers at Hermione's beloved school. Will the witch ever have a safe year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,654 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/12/2015 - Published: 10/14/2013 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Hermione G.
Exeter Chronicles: Book one: Unassimilated by Ebony Starstorm reviews
When a group of Starfleet officers are trapped on a Borg cube, they get some very unexpected assistance...
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,037 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/6/2015 - Published: 7/18/2013 - J. Picard, Q
Reforged Family by MelodiDam reviews
Hermione goes to live with Minerva after she is taken out of her abusive parents custody. Will follow the books and movie closely, is AU, especially part two. Trigger Warning: Abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 70 - Words: 118,221 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 5/6/2015 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
The Importance of being Evans by Firazh reviews
Harry Potter is fed up with being well ... Harry Potter. And so he gets his name legally changed to Harold Evans. But soon he discovers that there are unfortunately always unforeseen consequences. AU: Set in third year, Harry has to deal with unexpected discoveries and a growing collection of mentors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,171 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S., Albus D.
I Could Neurotoxin That by GingerFloof26 reviews
A parody of "I Could Pee on This (And Other Poems by Cats) by Francesco Marciuliano, done in the style of Portal characters we all know and love. Because we all know cats love to sit and judge us just like GLaDOS does ;P
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 4/28/2015
Normandy's new chef by Ritualist89 reviews
Mess Sargent Gardner has many duties to attend to, so when other people have to replace him, results are often disappointing. To deal with this Jane Shepard hires a professional chef. Prologue set at end of ME1, story will spin mostly trough ME2 and some of ME3. My first fanfic, English isn't my native language, so wish me luck. Cover by me, see ritualist at deviantart.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,774 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 4/12/2015 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., OC, Tali'Zorah
Chells Adventure by supermariogirl reviews
Chell goes on da bestest adventur of her lyfe!11! Reed to find out more! I dont own nothin. (NOTE: Please don't take this story seriously. It was meant to be an April Fools Day joke, but some people wanted me to continue this...thing... for some reason.) Rated T for Terrible. Hiatus because procrastination prevents me from writing crap.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/28/2015 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Cave Johnson, Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley
Mass Effect: Synthesis by Jade Tatsu reviews
"To the Sol Alliance and all of Humanity, greetings. I am Harbinger and I have traveled across the galaxy to meet you." Shepard wasn't the first to reach the Catalyst, eons ago, someone else did and they chose synthesis, embedding the desire in the Reapers. They've searched for organics to merge with ever since and now they've found them. AU, First Contact, Humans / Reapers
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 204,068 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Shepard (F), Harbinger, Garrus V., Saren A. - Complete
Nymphadora's Beau by erbkaiser reviews
In the summer prior to fifth year, Andromeda Tonks finds out her daughter Nymphadora has set her sights on Remus Lupin. She's not happy with this, and tricks Tonks into going for Harry Potter instead. What starts out as a way to "get back" at her parents, turns into an uncommon romance... Canon until the start of Book 5 'Order of the Phoenix', mild lemons. NOT ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,035 - Reviews: 1972 - Favs: 4,033 - Follows: 5,109 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 4/9/2014 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G.
A New Place To Stay by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry is called up to Dumbledore's office at the end of his fourth year and told he is to go and live with Severus Snape. Severus does what no one else bothered to do― he takes care of Harry. Watch as Harry flourishes to all that he was meant to be: A Slytherin with a heart of a lion. No slash. Will Harry be able to beat Voldemort and save the people he loves? Read and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 359,386 - Reviews: 6839 - Favs: 5,759 - Follows: 5,125 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Legend of the Wandering Pair from Vault 101 by Nave the DM reviews
Lloyd Freeman is joined by Amata Almodovar as they leave the safety of the halls of Vault 101 in search of his missing father, stepping into the broken world above. Along their grim path, they encounter harsh adversity and new enemies every step of the way, forge new alliances and meet new friends, and through their actions, they come to change the Capital Wasteland forever.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 421,689 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Lone Wanderer, Amata Almodovar - Complete
Lord of Azkaban by DragonKingDragneel25 reviews
Sent to Azkaban, Harry soon learns he has been chosen to become its new Lord. Read to find out the rest. Contains HP/HG; Voldemort/Fudge/Dumbledore bashing! multiple crossover themes!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,884 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 10/10/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Voldemort, Albus D.
The Adventures of Mud Boy and Fairy Girl by Sassylou reviews
Post TLG. Stupid title, I know. I'll change it at some point. This story is pure fluff, about Artemis Fowl and Holly Short. There will be no big plot twist or anything. No big evil to fight. Just lighthearted, fun moments with our favorite Mud Boy. What sort of consequences will Artemis's resurrection bring? And what exactly is Artemis and Holly's relationship?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 33,993 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/29/2015 - Published: 2/22/2015 - Complete
Wheatley Does Commentary! IT'S MY LIFE! by hatersgonnahatewheatley reviews
Another commentary on the the portal fanfic, IT'S MY LIFE! However, this time, Wheatley will be the one commentating.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,838 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/17/2015 - Published: 3/13/2015
Of Blood and Iron by Kazlin reviews
When Commander Shepard goes down with the Normandy after its attacked by an unknown aggressor, his body is recovered by the one faction that no one expected: The Geth. They will rebuild him, and he shall be their Voice to the Galaxy. The Collectors, the Reapers, shall face a man made of Blood and Iron. AU of ME2-3, no pairings just yet. language warning for Jack.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,807 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Legion, Shepard (M)
Know Your Rights by megamatt09 reviews
Revamped. A couple of chance encounters on Harry's initial trip to Diagon Alley causes him to ask questions of a world that doesn't like questions being asked of it. Blatantly and obviously AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,209 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 3/15/2015 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Harry P., Astoria G., Daphne G., N. Tonks] - Complete
The Unfortunate Discovery of Marissa Roberts by Korekara reviews
When GLaDOS scans her databases, she can't help but feel bile fascination at the document she finds. What ensues is GLaDOS and some other familiar faces reeling over one of the most infamous Portal fanfics ever written.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,627 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/11/2015 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley
The Injunction by justcourbeau reviews
The Ministry of Magic passes a new law, and George and Hermione get thrown together in the face of it. Slightly different take on a Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 201,204 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 9/3/2014 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
GLaDOS's Golden Sphere by Dragongirl253 reviews
After GLaDOS accidentally brings Wheatley back from SPAAAACE, she somehow manages to forgive him... mostly. During Wheatley's long absence, GLaDOS and a human complete work on a Golden Sphere named Drake, who Wheatley befriends. But what will happen when Drake gets put in charge while GLaDOS is out on a field experiment? First fanfic, you've been warned.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,773 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 7/29/2012 - GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete
Queen's Gambit Accepted by fahRENheit2006 reviews
Specialist Samantha Traynor, one of the Alliance's best and brightest, was relatively content working in Alliance R&D. But then... the Reapers came. Full of action, profanity, sarcasm, friendship, and gripping chess matches that will leave you breathless. Ch 29: Sam is tasked with taking up where Taskforce Aurora left off: tracking down the Reaper-killer known as Leviathan.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 192,643 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 11/1/2012 - [Shepard (F), Samantha T.] Ashley W., Liara T'Soni
Birds in the darkness by LightningWolfHowl reviews
After Cyclonia's victory seems complete, two sky knights find themselves separated from the rest of Atmos and all they hold dear. Years later, the unexpected arrival of an old enemy turns their new world upside down. Now, the sky knights have to choose whether to stay in their hidden paradise or return to save Atmos. AXStar
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,157 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/29/2015 - Published: 12/9/2014 - [Aerrow, Starling] Dark Ace, OC
The Doctor's son by Leonhard van Euler reviews
Harry is being chased by Dudley's gang, it's just his luck that he runs into the Doctor. And what's this with Harry having a pocket watch?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,854 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 4/27/2014 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
The Many Jobs of Remus Lupin by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap reviews
Remus learned quickly that being a member of the Order would not pay his bills.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2015
Harry Potter: Black Dog by Aptman reviews
Sirius Black escaped from Azkaban soon after he was imprisoned. After years searching for his magically hidden godson, Sirius finds nine year old Harry Potter living with the Dursleys, and goes from convict to guard dog in order to protect him. This story is set in an AU that twists cannon, and covers Harry's first year at Hogwarts. Hints of future H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 99,506 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B.
Impossible by subtract reviews
The Doctor finds himself alone again, now that all his companions have left. But some unknown force has pulled the TARDIS into a parallel world where, supposedly, magic exists. But magic is impossible...isn't it?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,358 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 1/21/2015 - Published: 1/1/2012 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
Twisted 28 by Vegasman59 reviews
A twist on the reptila 28 challenge. Harry's Soul mate is Pansy Parkinson, Neville's is Hermione. Lots of lovely bashing, I own nothing All Hail the queen JKR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,568 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 12/11/2014 - [Harry P., Pansy P.] [Hermione G., Neville L.]
With You by My Side by HermiHugs reviews
Harry and Hermione are 'child prodigies'. Destiny managed to throw them together and they form a bond far stronger than any seen in the wizarding world. They use their intelligence to bring innovations into the world that have not been thought before.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 315,536 - Reviews: 2176 - Favs: 4,448 - Follows: 4,333 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 2/3/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Sirius B., Amelia B.] - Complete
Generated anomalies have feelings too by Lostinfic reviews
A simple and sweet fic about an impossible girl and a generated anomaly falling in love. Jenny's quest to find her dad leaves her stranded on Earth where she meets Clara. When winter comes and Jenny's ship isn't enough to keep her warm at night, Clara gives her shelter unbeknownst to the Maitland family.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,599 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Jenny - Doctor's Daughter, Clara O. - Complete
Things not to do on the Mobile Command Unit by albert12 reviews
There are some things that SHIELD's agents really shouldn't do… as Coulson's team learns the hard way.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,753 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 9/27/2013 - P. Coulson, M. May
Harry Potter and the Final Push by Sephiran Lehran reviews
After yet another death pushes Harry over the edge he begins to explore the Dark Arts. With his Dark Lady, he quickly sets about making changes in the wizarding world. Dark but not evil Harry/Hermione. Rating for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 196,013 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/10/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W.
Believe by I heart Lyoko reviews
On the night of Christmas Eve, a train called the Polar Express has shown up at Kadic Academy. What adventure awaits the Lyoko Warriors this time? (Co-written by AquaDestinysEmbrace)
Code Lyoko - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,008 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Aelita S., Jeremie B., Ulrich S., OC - Complete
Ahsoka Learns by Solstix reviews
Just like the title says. Some humorous fics about Ahsoka learning various things. [Chapter 11: Decorate A Christmas Tree. Ahsoka is putting up a massive tree at the Temple.]
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,420 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Ahsoka T.
Shaak Ti's Secret by david.davies.5851 reviews
After Ahsoka Tano leaves the Jedi Order, no one is surprised when Anakin Skywalker falls to pieces. However, everyone is surprised when Shaak Ti's reaction is even worse than Anakin's. This causes a secret that Shaak Ti has been keeping for seventeen years to finally come to light. What difference does it make to everyone's destiny?
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,785 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Ahsoka T., Yoda, Shaak Ti
Portal: First Christmas by iammemyself reviews
Christmas is coming! Oh noes!
Portal - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Chell, GLaDOS] Wheatley - Complete
Where No Wizard has Gone Before by Blueowl reviews
Harry has been reborn time and time again after becoming the Master of Death, living through hundreds of lifetimes in dozens of universes, but this rebirth is strange even by his standards—no doubt thanks to how he had died the last time. StarTrek:TNG/HarryPotter Powerful!Harry MoD!Harry, Guinan, Q, Borg, Lwaxana. COMPLETE
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,120 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 11/26/2014 - J. Picard, Q, D. Troi, Harry P. - Complete
Her Majesties Pleasure by OmegaProtocol reviews
It all began with Marge Dursley spending time at Her Majesties Pleasure. Leaving Harry alone in a house with access to a Television probably wasn't one of Vernons' best ideas. The-boy-who-does-the-impossible meets the Force.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Harry P.
A power the dark lord knows not by Vegasman59 reviews
After Ron Leaves Harry and Hermione find new help, in Luna Lovegood and Dudley Dursley
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 11/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Luna L., Dudley D.] - Complete
The Infinity Stone by ClockwerkOrange reviews
When Piper finds one of the second most powerful crystals known to exist, she discovers its ability to let her see into and experience universes that could've been, but weren't. Her trespassing in the multiverse leads to repercussions, good and bad, in her own world, and it draws two people closer together across space and time. Contains Cyper.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,574 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Cyclonis, Piper]
Harry Is Pissed by Vegasman59 reviews
Harry Has a near death experience at Eight years old, See how it changes everything!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,931 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 11/11/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B.
Start Of Something Good by R. M. Ripley reviews
Tex has adjusted to living with the Blue team, she begins to rekindle an old flame when someone from her past shows up unexpectedly. Rated T for strong language.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,807 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 11/16/2014 - [L. Church/Alpha, Tex/Allison]
Hitchhiker's Guide to SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE! by Portal 2 Minecraft
An AU fic where Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley, Space, Adventure, and Fact end up joining Arthur and Ford on a journey through the galaxy. I'm no Douglas Adams, but I did my best. If you haven't read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, READ IT! I swear, it's totally amazing! Rated for mild sexual situations and language.
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,137 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2014
Harry Potter and the Mad-Man with a Box by AuraStormMaster reviews
During an Occlumency lesson, Harry snaps and storms back to Gryffindor Tower only to be called to his dorm where he discovers an unusual object in his trunk. A battered, old fob watch. While having never seen it in his life, Harry finds the watch familiar and upon opening the latch, the universe sees the rebirth of its oldest guardian. *Doctor!Harry*Start of the Mad-Men universe*
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,067 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 9/10/2014 - 12th Doctor, Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How Luna revolutionized the wizarding transport by eirame reviews
Luna Lovegood decided to recruit a few friends for her new project. They were fool enough to accept. And the Ministry of Magic wasn't ready for the consequences.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,041 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
Harry Stern Lives by pikachuevolves34 reviews
The Supercomputer has lain dormant for two centuries. When Jim Kirk finds and activates it again, he finds two misplaced and out of time boys. Once strange events started to happen around KAdic Acedemy, he gathers a few friends and starts to fight the revived Xana as well as bring Harry and William back to Earth. Third in the Harry Stern series.
Crossover - Code Lyoko & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,911 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 9/10/2014
Battered and Bewildered by redhead evans reviews
After years with an abusive husband, Hermione finally gathers the courage to seize her chance and escape to the only safe place left to her anymore: Hogwarts. Abusive!Ron. MM/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,683 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
A Storm Over The Mojave by Rain Nero reviews
Going from a cushy pre-war life to the Wasteland can be a difficult adjustment. Some break under the pressure, while others seem to thrive. I suppose I fell somewhere between the two. I never should have followed that weird robed guy into the desert...
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,409 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Vulpes Inculta, ED-E, Sunny Smiles
For Science by BlackRain88 reviews
GLaDOS pulled Chell back through the portal to space and back into Aperture, but she was too late. Left with a now dead test subject, GLaDOS decides to take up a new hobby. Slightly AU
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,698 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 9/17/2012 - GLaDOS, Chell
Feud for Thought by Truh-Uffles reviews
AU. Snape lives, and he and Hermione are getting on one another's last nerve. An all-out pranking war ensues. Rated T for language for now, but may be changed to M for possible citrus in future chapters. Future SS/HG pairing. Don't like? Don't care!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Don't Press It by VictoryWaffles reviews
Chell makes a choice. Right or wrong she will have to live by it for the rest of her life. However short that may be.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Chell, GLaDOS
Came Out of the Darkness by COotD - otherwise inactive reviews
Betrayed by Weasleys, Manipulated by Dumbledore, Saved by Snape. All to win a war, only to lose the battle and die. So Fate steps in and sends them back to try again. Soul bond Harry/Hermione, soulbound Neville/Luna. Starts back in year one. Mix of movieverse and bookverse. Removed some time ago due to muse death -UNFINISHED AND UNUPDATED - sorry, muse has vanished again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 61 - Words: 255,467 - Reviews: 1938 - Favs: 2,437 - Follows: 2,904 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 8/2/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Draco M., Severus S.
Hacks and Infections by sycon senti reviews
My first story. it's slow at first, but the title may begin to make sense as time goes on. includes cores, GLaDOS, viruses, turrets, eventual android forms. Oh, and a dragon. Because they're awesome. It won't be a huge part of the plot though. 3 Oc cores included, one minor. Please review and tell me how I can do better, I'm an artist, not an author. rated T for language.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,878 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 9/15/2014 - GLaDOS, Wheatley, OC
The Rules That River Song (Never) Follows - Harry Potter edition by Wall With A Fez reviews
Someone creates a list of rules for River Song to follow when she goes to Hogwarts and of course she decides to break them. Series of one shots, centred around River Song. Pairings Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Amy/Rory, River/11 and mentioned River/Voldemort. Rated T for language that may or may not be in there, I honestly can't remember.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 7,710 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 3/27/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III
Competitive Testing Initiative by Backward Compatible reviews
The most capable test subject Aperture Science has ever seen has been living on the surface for a couple of months, but it turns out that life is full of tests and merely completing them isn't always enough.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 67,592 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS
Lost by arturus reviews
A HP/STNG x-over - A Klingon ship finds a destroyed Federation Science station with a Romulan Warbird in orbit. Their rescue mission takes a mysterious turn and soon they find themselves with a dangerous new enemy. HP/OFC. Set in the STNG universe. Being rewritten prior to posting final chapters (completed Chapters 1 - 4).
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,526 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Spirits by Spamberguesa reviews
Prompt: "Wheatley (any form will do) succeeds in killing Chell somehow. Unfortunately for him, the Chell came back- as a ghost. And now he can't ever get rid of her." Alternately, "Wheatley is an idiot, Chell is dead and pissed, and GLaDOS is still a potato."
Portal - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,952 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Chell, Wheatley, GLaDOS
Kill the Dark Lord and the Puppeteer! by Vegasman59 reviews
summer after 5th year, Harry alone in his room has a visitor. Dobby over heard a conversation that changes every thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,883 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 4/3/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Dobby, Dr. Granger
Doctor Who - The Massive Effect by efhb1994 reviews
There's an ancient legend in the universe which has surpassed everything, lived on from generation by generation. The legend of the Doctor, which has influenced the Galaxy. From the ancient Krogans of Tuchanka to the founding of the Citadel Council. He's now needed more than ever as the Reaper War begins. Question is, can the insidiout plot behind it all be prevented?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,386 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Jack H., 11th Doctor, 12th Doctor, Shepard (M)
Harry's Trek by kb0 reviews
During the final battle, Harry gets thrown into a new universe, landing on the bridge of the USS Enterprise-D. This should take place in about "season 4" of ST:TNG, but I'm not going to be strict about the timeline, using things and events as needed.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,125 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 7/20/2014 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
Letters not mailed by Vegasman59 reviews
Hermione has just past away. Harry receives a box of letters from Hermione. what is in those letters causes Harry to have a torrent of magic that causes the unexpected. All characters belong to the great JKR, not me!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 27,193 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 8/11/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3011 - Favs: 7,112 - Follows: 8,689 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Witch's Secret by JSmith25 reviews
With Voldemort defeated and the Zygons happily settled in the Lake, the Doctor has left Hogwarts for good. However, one question has yet to be answered: why can Tonks remember Umbridge? Read on to see how, when the Doctor inexplicably returns, Tonks' world is turned upside down by the revelation of a horrifying secret. Sequel to Harry Potter and the Mystery of the Blue Box.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,158 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 10/9/2013 - 11th Doctor, Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks
Like the Universe by vintageyouth reviews
An AU in which the 11th Doctor and his TARDIS end up in the wizarding world, with no escape. He creates an alias with the help of Dumbledore, and begins his studies at Hogwarts School, in search of a friend, which seems to be his only way out.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,847 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 7/9/2014 - 11th Doctor, Luna L.
Child of the TARDIS by inactive22222 reviews
Harry knows, he doesn't know how, he just does. He knows that the couple in his dreams are really his parents and that the 'man with the red bow tie' is their friend. He also knows that when he looks at the stars there is something more out there.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,066 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 2/15/2013 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
Mass Effect: Reclamation by reptilia28 reviews
The Reapers have been harvesting the organic races of the galaxy since time immemorial, but the galaxy is a big place; even they cannot cover everything. Within the myriad cracks they left, the Forerunners and humanity arose. What will happen when the UNSC encounters the numerous other races of the galaxy, just in time to witness the Reapers' return? AU. Post-H4/pre-ME1.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,922 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Shepard (M), Nihlus K.
Death Is Rather Displeased by LennaAttempts reviews
In the error correction area of the afterlife, Harry learns that Voldemort killing him this time isn't the first time. His personal death manager isn't happy that he's failed to fulfill his fate, so he's sending him back one final time to defeat Voldemort, marry his soul mate, and live to be one hundred and forty-two. H/Hr, Reptilia28's Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Daughter of Valhalla by Petchricor reviews
On a normal day in the canyon Caboose brings home a small bundle that will bring joy, humor, and trouble all throughout the canyon of Valhalla. Her name is Ally and she is the daughter of Valhalla *Slight AU after season 8. Rated T just in case*
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,914 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Wash, L. Tucker, M. Caboose
Running From Fate by otherworldly reviews
Harry has been aware of the betrayal for a while and after his godfather dies he's had enough. Dumbledore, select Weasley Bashing!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Harry Potter and the Greater Good by Forensica X reviews
He was gone. Dead. Because of him. But the Order was wrong. It wasn't just their war anymore. It had stopped being their war long ago. Harry saw the strings, and he would no longer play the puppet. AU as of year six. UNDER MAJOR CONSTRUCTION - SUSPENDED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,735 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 1,785 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Accio, TARDIS! by bemyjellybaby reviews
The Doctor accidentally lands himself, Rose, and Donna in a very real Hogsmeade. Of course, with this trio adventure and trouble are always close behind, and as they meet up with Harry, Ron, and Hermionie we see just what type of mischief they attract.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,798 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 3/21/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Rose T., Harry P.
The effects of magic by ElectroVenik reviews
Take our current reality, add Harry Potter world, fast forward to Mass Effect era. Alternate!Humanity, Alternate First Contact. Story starts as the Trio escape from Malfoy Manor and goes AU from here. A lot of OOC. Master-of-Death!Harry, no pairings as of yet, fast-paced. See A/N for additional details.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,383 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Harry P., Shepard (M)
Kerosene by threemillionpieces reviews
"I don't expect an answer from you, so I won't even bother to ask what you're doing here", GLaDOS said in a calm tone, turning away from the human; it almost looked like she was shrugging, "I could easily kill you now, you know." [Chell/GLaDOS, rated M for gore and sexuality in later chapters]
Portal - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,102 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 4/7/2014 - [GLaDOS, Chell]
Mohr's Circle by fortunesque reviews
While Six is strongly convicted that she has done the right thing in securing independence for New Vegas, problems arise, and she desperately scrambles to hold her city, friendships, marriage, and her very life together. *sequel to Newton's Third*
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,358 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Courier, Vulpes Inculta
Radioactive Crystal (Warning, Very Explicit) by Kat-N-Cas reviews
A different idea of how I feel Fallout 3 could've gone. Crystal spent all of her life in Vault 101, blissfully unaware of the world above. When her father escapes the Vault, leaving her behind, her life changes. How will the unforgiving wasteland treat her? How will she adapt to a life she's never known? And further more, can she find her way?
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,673 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Mr. Burke - Complete
A wand, a fez and a bow tie by Leonhard van Euler reviews
Harry has had a pocket watch for most of his life. He doesn't know where it came from, why he has it, or why no one ever seems to notice it. He does know one thing however... It bares a similarity to the one used in a show called Doctor Who... Timelord!Harry, Doctor!Harry, Good!Hermione, Good!Ron, Bad!Dumbles... Pairings to be decided later. Most likely Harry x Rose. Enjoy!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,994 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 2/26/2014 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
MI High - Always and Forever by SupernaturalRuinedMyLife reviews
Rose, Oscar and Carrie have graduated to full MI9 agents. Now, they are working against KORPS rather than SKUL. Already greatly respected throughout MI9, everything seems perfect. But then a mission goes wrong and one of them starts getting attacked on two fronts - past and present. Sequel to the Deep Cover Mission.
M.I. High - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Oscar C., Rose G., Carrie S., Stella K.
The Last of the Time Lords by Patronydoe77 reviews
*WIP* The Face of Boe always said 'You Are Not Alone'. The Doctor didn't know what that meant or even when he would know. Until a unexpected stop in England. Hopefully this will become a full length epic story, starts with the Tenth Doctor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,607 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 3/26/2012 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
These Are The Voyages Of The SSV Normandy by 570K4 reviews
After the Reaper war, Shepard is getting on the Council's nerves. Their elegant solution is to send her on a four year mission into deep space, to seek out new life and civilizations, to explore strange new worlds... But when the Normandy leaves charted space, they end up a little farther from home than they expected. Rated M for crude humor, language, and other stuff to come.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,113 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Q, Shepard (F), Joker, EDI
Everything has a price by Shadow knight1121 reviews
Jayden has lived a comfortable life in Vault 101 until his father abandoned him and left him. Alone and confused he sets out to find him in the barbaric hell known as the capital watseland, where he will learn that everything has it's price.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,667 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Lone Wanderer, Sarah Lyons
Vault 46 by FoxtrotHotel reviews
Seth Hunter is tired of living in Vault 46. He has no parents no friends and no-one to live for. So when he hears there's a chance to leave his home, he has to take it. Can the Wasteland be any worse than down here?
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,533 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 3/27/2014
Four Spartans of the Post-Apocalypse by M306117 reviews
Spartans never die. They're just missing in action. A ruse by ONI to maintain morale as the Covenant presses ever inwards to Earth but for some, it's the truth. In 2545, four Spartans on a routine mission vanish without a trace according to UNSC records. The reality? They simply traded one fight for another, one fought between a Bull and a Bear over a single city.
Crossover - Fallout & Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,831 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Complete
Luck Be A Lady Tonight by cally777 reviews
New Vegas is the place to make bets for the highest stakes, and Cass wants to make one with Veronica. For her virginity.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,257 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Cass, Veronica S.
Stranded by Art n' Music reviews
After an explosion, the two well-known leaders of the Storm Hawks and Cyclonia are now marooned on an unnamed Terra far from any civilization. While their friends, and soldiers, search for them, Aerrow starts seeing the great master in a new light as he learns of her past. "I guess Piper is right about me. I am a lonely girl who desperately wants a friend."
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 6/14/2013 - [Aerrow, Cyclonis]
There is no try by CycoMW reviews
Harry Potter gets interested in Star Wars and after a small piece of accidental magic starts to believe he is force sensitive and his magic powers develop accordingly. Deviates from canon quickly and without apology. Multi-year story. First year is posted. Second year, and Luna's first appearance, will follow when it's finished. Currently only Star Wars fiction influenced.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,841 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 1,662 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
Harry Potter and the Other World Redux by James the Lesser reviews
After the deaths and disaster of year 5 from my book Harry Potter and the Dark Messenger Redux Harry sets out to... Well, you'll have to read an updated, fixed, and hopefully much better version of my earlier HPOW book.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,209 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Hermione G.
When Fiction Cracked by CadenGallic reviews
When the very worst beings of fan fiction are brought into one place, under the command of a single nihilistic entity, fueled by a rage to crumble the world of fiction into nothingness, the task of salvation falls upon the original characters of six fictional worlds, to save the stability of their world of fiction. 6 way crossover, bad fanfic crossover.
Crossover - Half-Life & Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,482 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Gordon F., Chell
Fixed Points in Time by DracoNunquamDormiens reviews
Sirius. James. A Time-Turner. The Tenth Doctor. Enough Said.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,658 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 2/6/2010 - 10th Doctor, Sirius B.
The Harbinger Of Change by Vader's.Apprentice.I.Am reviews
The Reapers left mass effect technology for the species to find so that the cycle would continue. However, what if a species was clever enough to avoid the trap. A magical and technologically advanced Humanity makes contact with the galaxy and prepares to break the cycle.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,302 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Harry P., Shepard (M)
1 INT: Wild Card Derp by Valdryfor reviews
The chronicles of the 1 INT Courier Six derping across the Mojave Wasteland. I'm so sorry. With that said, I regret nothing.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Courier
The Unwilling Participant by ManMadeofLasers reviews
Just because Harry has to participate in the Triwizard Tournament doesn't mean he has to try, does it? Starts summer before fourth year, follow events of GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,492 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 2,222 - Follows: 1,308 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Last Chance by blakekeane reviews
Harry dies in the Forbidden Forest, but instead of Dumbledore, he meets his Grim Reaper. Then surprisingly, Hermione shows up. Offered a chance to go back in time and change things, Harry and Hermione return to the land of the living. This time around, they will NOT be victims. Either of a master manipulator, or a deranged Dark Lord. My take on Reptilia28's challenge. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,943 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 2,600 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Mistaken Identity by Shivver reviews
The Tenth Doctor and Donna fly through a crack in the walls of the universe and land in a world where humans can perform magic. Getting mixed up in the cold war between the Death Eaters, the Ministry of Magic, and the Order of the Phoenix, all sides want the Doctor dead!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,635 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Voldemort, N. Tonks - Complete
Wrong Materialisation by JSmith25 reviews
What if the TARDIS materialised in Sicily instead of No.1? Join the Doctor, Amy and Rory as they delve into the world of teenage prodigies, high-tech fairies and blood-thirsty demons.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,240 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 2/24/2012 - 11th Doctor, Artemis F., Holly S.
Gethsemane by Palladius reviews
It wasn't Cerberus that recovered Commander Shepard's body. It wasn't the Collectors, Liara or the Shadow Broker. It was an unlikely alliance of two individuals, each of them having searched for a long time. An alliance that was almost destroyed before it could finish its work. A Mass Effect 2 AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,508 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Legion, Leviathan, Shepard (F)
Star Trek: The Mass Effect 2 by Jed Rhodes reviews
Captain Shepard of the USS Normandy is killed in action - and two years later is resurrected by the shadowy Section 31. Given command of a new ship and crew, can he halt the plans of the pure Reapers, or has he returned only to face death again?
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,249 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah
Code Lyoko: An Adventure (Part 2) by I heart Lyoko reviews
XANA is reactivated. The FSB is hunting the Lyoko Warriors. And new friends and enemies arrive into the An Adventure saga. The Lyoko Warriors now have to watch each other's backs, as they struggle to keep the world safe... and also to survive... (OC/OC J/A U/Y O/S) (NOTE: The chapters are going to be rewritten to get rid of the errors, but the story will be the same.)
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 127,253 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 10/11/2013 - [Aelita S., Jeremie B.] [Yumi I., Ulrich S.] - Complete
Death's Pride by Paladeus reviews
Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 630,526 - Reviews: 3230 - Favs: 5,625 - Follows: 6,221 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Your Reward is Nigh by dunuelos reviews
Third in the Boy Who Died Alone universe. This continues the Ultimate Rewards in a world where Voldemort wins because of the betrayal of Harry Potter. Suggested that you read The Boy Who Died Alone and This is Your Reward first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 8/10/2010
Anomaly by Oi-Watch-It-Spaceman reviews
The Doctor and Rose are together again after "Journey's End" but their relationship has changed. Rose has worries and doubts - the Doctor has a daughter. TenXRose
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,466 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., Jenny - Doctor's Daughter, Martha J. - Complete
Do Daleks Dream of Electric Cake? by Mattaf reviews
When the facility is raided by a squad of Daleks, GLaDOS is simply thrilled at the chance to torture new and fascinating test subjects. Unfortunately for her, the Daleks may prove to be more trouble than she bargained for...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,220 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Daleks, GLaDOS
A Test To Remember! by DataWolf2013 reviews
When Chell is removed from Aperture Science she vows to return no matter the cost. All she has to do is find that someone that can match the omnipotent AI GLaDOS.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S., GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete
Tali Falls, Shepard Snaps by Thaeonblade reviews
He tried to do things right and now the woman he loved was broken in mind and spirit. Because she was suffering for someone else's mistake...just as he had for this entire war. But enough was enough! Paragon to Renegon M Shepard; Past romance with Ashley; alternate continuity for the latter half of ME3 and some changes in the story and squad itself.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,409 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - [Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M), Ashley W.] Garrus V.
The New Normal by Radaslab reviews
(Continuation of Not Normal) Harry's life has changed from what it once was and he must accept his new life so that he might prepare for the war that looms in the future to avoid a far worse war he knows would be the price of failure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 90,677 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 1,344 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
You've Got Mail! by TenyumeKasumi reviews
When Kai Leng sends a mocking message to Shepard's terminal after the commander's defeat on Thessia, the crew decide that a little spammy revenge is in order.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,161 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Kai Leng
The Doctor's Son by DJ Vivian reviews
The Master is fooling around with universes again. Not only does he wish to rule them all, but he has created one in which the Doctor has a son. Could it be...Harry Potter?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,152 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - 10th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
What in the Name of Atmos is Going On! by RemmyBlack reviews
Warning: CRACK AHEAD! Storm Hawks get capture, Cyclonis becames obsessed with hair and secret is revealed. Rated M for swearing in the latest chapter.
Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,355 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Finn, Cyclonis, Dark Ace
Reason to live by empire14 reviews
'His family was gone, his friends were gone and Atmos was overrun by Cyclonians.' After ten years, a familiar face rises from the depths of the wastelands to fulfill an oath he made long ago. Can a darkened heart that thinks only of revenge be saved by the one thing it thought was gone forever. The Original Storm Hawks' Sky Knight rises again as he must choose his reason to live.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,192 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Aerrow
Raised By GLaDOS by apple2011 reviews
When Vernon Dursley tries to pass his baby nephew onto Aperture where he works he ends up a victim of GLaDOS when she activates but Harry survives and when GLaDOS senses his magic he is about to join a very unusual family. So when he goes to Hogwarts years later how will things change with him being raised by a mental AI and a loving but quiet woman.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,413 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Harry P., GLaDOS
Like Doctor, Like Son by DarthAbby reviews
When Harry Potter was 6 years old, he vanished from the park. And when he came back seven years later, he came with a blue box, a madman, and trouble. Can the duo stop some very misinformed Death Eaters and continue on their way without meddling old wizards getting in the way? Dumbledore!Bashing, Wizard!Bashing, Dursley!Bashing, the usual but not extreme. T for swearing. Very AU
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,513 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - 10th Doctor, Harry P., Albus D.
XANA's Curse by AnimeNinja33 reviews
When Elie Simmons transfers to Kadic Junior High, she wanted to leave her past behind her. But when she meets an odd group of friends, she finds out that trouble has a way of fallowing you. What is she running from, and what is her connection to Lyoko? (OC X Odd)
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 71,978 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Odd D.
Heart by The Honor Lord -moved reviews
"You wanted me to feel pain? You should know something about me, Cyclonis. Something you should know about anyone. To feel pain, you need a heart and the heart can only break so many times before it completely…" His eyes seemed to glow brighter with a maniac edge to them. "Shatters."
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Cyclonis, Stork
Escape To A New World by Pixel and Stephanie Forever reviews
Ahsoka discovers the clones carrying out Order 66, and the Padawan escapes to a new dimension - Harry's dimension. Harry helps her to cope with being the last surviving Jedi and the two form a friendship with each other. A Harry/Ahsoka/Hermione trio fic.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 90,154 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 11/23/2009
To Save Haunted Eyes: Villain - Didn't Do Him Justice by lazybum89 reviews
It's the morning of the Third Task and the Champions family arrive but what's this… Harry's family is a man with a blue box? But who is that with him? And what do they do when Harry is whisked away by the Triwizard Cup?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,751 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 6/4/2013 - 10th Doctor, The Master, Harry P., Voldemort
Master Chief and the Order of the Phoenix by LordCaldrin45 reviews
It's been four years since Master Chief escaped the explosion of Halo. The wreckage of the Forward Unto Dawn went through a black hole, teleporting Master Chief and Cortana to back to 1995 Earth and crash land in England, where Harry Potter is taking his fifth year. A new adventure is about to begin. Review!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,003 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Master Chief/John-117
Invictus by Katarina99 reviews
Harry Potter has spent seven of his eight years in mind numbing boredom, so when a strange man appears out of no where, half blinds him with a tube that emits blue light and starts babbling about how he shouldn't exist, what else could Harry do? Can the universe survive The-Boy-Who-Lived and The Oncoming Storm working as a team?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,666 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 1,450 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
Windows and Apples by TenyumeKasumi reviews
Legion interprets windows as a structural weakness and observes that the SR-2 seems to have an excess of this. So begins his quest to rectify that. Unfortunately, some people just can't be swayed. So resumes the war between the windows and the apples.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Joker, Legion, EDI - Complete
HaRRY Potter and Aperture Science by Ignorant.Conundrum reviews
When Harry Potter is left with the Dursleys, his name is written into Vernon computer. Meanwhile, a certain Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System is searching the globe for any trace of the children of Caroline, two girls who were put up for adoption after their mother's disappearance in 1987. Their names are now Lily Potter and Petunia Dursley.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 174 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Harry P.
Time Turning by Mere Illusion reviews
Based loosely on the episode The Girl in the Fireplace, the Doctor enters the magical world in pursuit of the clockwork men who are after some sort of device. A device that could power a whole ship. A device only Hermione would have. The recent rating increase to T is due to Harry Potter/Doctor Who levels of violence only.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,705 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - 10th Doctor, Hermione G. - Complete
Slip Stitch by Payce D. Elui reviews
When it came to cleaning up the Department of Mysteries after Voldemort's failed attempt on the acquisition of a certain prophecy, Ministry officials were saddened to find that every single Time Turner had been destroyed beyond repair. They were perplexed, however, at the fez sitting innocently atop the mess.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,718 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/6/2013 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
There's No Such Thing As Magic! by TheImmortalMarauder reviews
The Doctor is drawn to an unknown world, to fight a battle alongside the greatest witches and wizards of all time – but how much will it take for him to believe in magic? Harry, Ron and Hermione will soon find out.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,333 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 12/13/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
Acting-Commander Traynor by l OmegaInfinity l reviews
Post ME3/The Reapers are dead. The war is over. But enemies remain. Except now, Shepard is stranded on Earth, and the Normandy is left without a Commander, with no idea that she's alive. And to make matters worse, no sooner did the Reaper threat end then Cerberus jumped in to pick up the scraps. Without Shepard, who's left to take charge? The one closest to Shepard. Naturally.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,635 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Samantha T., Shepard (F)
All Roads Lead by oppex reviews
HP/DW crossover. A mysterious man beats Hagrid and Sirius to Godric's Hollow on that fateful night in 1981, and the course of Harry's life is changed. But though the course may vary, the end is often the same...after all, not every point in time can be rewritten. But that doesn't mean that Harry's new family isn't going to try.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,076 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
GLaDOS and The Doctor by UnseenBubby 117 reviews
Things are usual in the Enrichment Center, until the Doctor shows up.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,346 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - 11th Doctor, GLaDOS
Yes, Prime Minister by Les Varioufs reviews
Sequel to Strange New World! The Doctor, Donna and Snape have arrived back in the right universe, but just how much has it changed since they last saw it? AU
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,595 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012
The Boy Who Didn't Live by Kyae reviews
My take on Reptilia18's challenge. After dying for the 30th time Harry is in for the shock of his life. Returning with his memories intact, Harry has one last chance to salvage his life... and this time, he's not going to let anyone take control over his life! H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,963 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Sacred Rituals by Cookie Fairy reviews
Courier Six will not cooperate unless the Legion takes part in her customs.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Courier, Vulpes Inculta, Caesar, Veronica S. - Complete
For the Greater Good by SapOzh reviews
What if Harry and Hermione didn't really like the current world of magic? What if they were fascinated with the idea of space travel? What if they would build a star ship?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,440 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Harry P., Shepard (F)
Prisoner Of Fate No Longer by Shellfur reviews
When the Doctor finds Harry being abused by his relatives, he can't help but take him along on the TARDIS's never ending journey through time and space. Adopted from LucySaxonWrites
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Jack H., Harry P.
Thinking with portals by Blake Nightshade reviews
The wizarding world learns of a boy who has been locked up in Aperture science's facility for 12 years. A boy who thinks with portals. AU, PLEASE REVIEW!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Harry P., Wheatley
The New DADA Professor by AlexDayLover reviews
There's a new Defense professor at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He wears a bowtie, has a strange blue box, and the students think he's a bit mad. He'll fit right in with the rest of the staff. NO PAIRING YET, I haven't decided. there's a poll on my page, go vote please!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,851 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
Because Voldermort Is Alien Enough by IronSpockMaster reviews
Doctor Who end of series three, Harry Potter GoF. Don't read if you don't like slash.The TARDIS lands at Hogwarts.It does tie in with the End of Time so it's not completely outdated.Deatheaters, Daleks and Polyjuice potion. I DON'T OWN HP OR DW
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,416 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 6/20/2010 - 10th Doctor
A Time Lord in Potions Class by katiecammmm reviews
Professor Snape's Potions class is interrupted by a bizarre man in a blue police box; a man who travels throughout time saving worlds. His appearance triggers the emergence of a repressed memory in Hermione's mind that may change the course of her future
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,308 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - 10th Doctor, Hermione G.
The Hunger Guide by Pie 314 reviews
What do you get when you put two mice, one ruler of the Universe, six earthlings, a sucidal pig and two robots into the Reaping? The 1842nd HUNGER GAMES! With the Hitchikers characters. Warning- Thor may cause rain. Rated K for deaths.
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 8/30/2012
Cold Lazarus by Sonata of Hades reviews
What if Shepard wasn't recovered by Cerberus? What if Legion managed to find Shepard before them? How would Shepard's actions be altered by the Geth?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,681 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Shepard (M), Legion
After the War by Bassclefgirl reviews
What happens after Chell reaches the surface and stumbles through the wheat field? Find out here!
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Chell
The Device has been Modified by evanscott815 reviews
Chell thought she was free. But there's always something else...
Crossover - Half-Life & Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Chell
The Time Lord, The Witch, and the Police Box by Dex-El of Krypton reviews
The Doctor and Hermione are traveling the cosmos. The Doctor wishes the help heal Hermione of the horrors of the war. But does all Hermione really need is a Doctor? Doctor/Hermione in later chapters. Sequel to Witch Doctor
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,672 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 1/23/2011 - 10th Doctor, Hermione G.
Once More by ziipon reviews
You can always find a way back to Aperture Science, whether you want to or not. Reveiws are appreciated/begged for. Aside from a few headcrabs this story doesn't really connect at all to black mesa or half life.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,885 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Wheatley, Chell
The Adventures of Space Pirate Commander Shepard by greggsmk reviews
Jack once told him to try his hand at Space Piracy. Finally fed up with the Council's lack of action, Shepard does just that. Unfortunately, he also manages to find the one profession he's terrible at. Tremble, galaxy. Space Pirate Commander Shepard has been born.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,914 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Shepard (M)
Half Life 2: Episode 3 by Mysterious Martel reviews
Chell has finally escaped from the torturous testing of Aperture Laboratories and now is fighting for her life on the surface. Meanwhile, Gordon Freeman and Alyx are quickly heading towards the Borealis to help Dr. Mossman.
Crossover - Half-Life & Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,258 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Chell
Mass Effect: Iron Rebirth by Mashadar reviews
Killed in action, Shepard is deemed lost to all save those who run Project Lazarus. But when betrayal strikes well before the Project is near completion, only one option is left to save him. An experimental brain to machine transplant. The Iron Rebirth.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 140,180 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Shepard (M)
After Aperture by Tib Dunncan reviews
Nothing could ever make her forget how much she'd hated him. No amount of brain-damage could erase those terrible moments from her memory, she thought as she stood there with him - the man who fell from space. But these were new moments, just for them.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 68,807 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Fuzzy Wuzzy Protector by ssjgokillo reviews
During the summer Sirius sends Harry a package to help him achieve his animagus form. During the ritual something goes wrong, and Harry finds himself stuck trying to regain his human form, while being mistaken as a magical pet by Hermione. H/Hr/L
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,068 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
rock VS paper by Lord Garnetto reviews
sirius and james need to decide something. they play rock,paper,scisors. sirius cant see how paper bets rock, so he tries to prove that paper cannot beat rock
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
My life, in your world by Light of Night reviews
Luna Lovegood gets left on a train to Rome. Since she's not supposed to be there; she ends up in the only seat left. Whitch happens to be with Minerva and the other stowaway, Holly, even though she's not human. Then everything that happens after.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,162 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 8/23/2011 - [Luna L., Artemis F.]
The Jedi of Hogwarts, They Are! by Traban16 reviews
It all started with a simple hearing for his use of magic, so how in the HELL did it all end with him being banished from his own universe? As Yoda once told him: "Make do, with what one has, one must." Yeah, right... Stupid little green house-elf...
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,806 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Harry P.
The Light in the Darkness by EmPoweredBeing reviews
Young Harry fic. Albus lays down the law, forbidding Minerva from visiting Harry anymore, but allowing her one final visit. What they find will change everything. Harry/Min family fic, MMADness, Rated for Childabuse & maybe some MMADness. Dursley Bashing. Artwork thanks to DarthVandola - many many thanks and love
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,376 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Fun and Games by Chloe Kompton reviews
It's all fun and games until somebody dies. Chell starts hearing GLaDOS's voice inside her head. It threatens her into returning to the Enrichment Center, but when she gets there, she finds that it's not actually the AI she's hearing...or maybe it is.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,669 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS
Red vs Blue and the Order of the Phoenix by Until We Have Faces reviews
"Wha—?" Church looked up and saw a huge train with the words 'Hogwarts Express' written on the side. He shook off Caboose's arm and stood staring at the train."Caboose," He spoke slowly, "What in the hell did you do?" MAJOR HIATUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,032 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011
Wheatley's Second Chance by Ace of Fours reviews
-Spoilers Ahead!- It's been more than a year now since Wheatley was stranded out in space, and so far, things have been grim. But the discovery of a stray satellite might just give him the second chance he's been wishing for.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,966 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Harry Potter: Jedi Knight of the Republic by Jed Rhodes reviews
Harry Potter is a Jedi Knight, trained to meet his special destiny. Will he rise to the challenge, or will the Dark Side triumph once and for all?
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,490 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - E. Palpatine, Harry P.
Love, Hate, Sarcasm, and Robots by Scarlet Dew Lily reviews
Chell left Aperture, but with no visible signs of other people, loneliness forces her back. GLaDOS has brought Wheatly back from space, needing test subjects, but there's something different about him... Yes, it's Chelley.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Spanish Lessons by PervyMonk reviews
Raul has an interesting method of teaching the Courier Spanish. Written for the Fallout Kink Meme.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Raul T., Courier - Complete
Night of the Living Wheatley by TheUnsigned reviews
A contrite Wheatley makes it back to Earth where he finds a Chell unwilling to forgive him, a Scientist willing to help...and well, if the results of giving Wheatley agency and power were disastrous the first time, you can bet he's learned nothing.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,569 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
The Most Superior Sphere by shadowmaat reviews
The Fact Sphere is the most superior sphere. The Fact Sphere can run Aperture better than any other sphere, including Her. Corruption is something that only happens to inferior spheres.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Fact Core - Complete
It's Beginning to Look Alot Like Christmas by griffin-queen-of-silver-skies reviews
One night each year, something spectacular happens way down under the frozen earth, in the Aperture Science Facility. a Portal Holiday fic.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Complete
A Portal Carol by Insane Guy of DOOM reviews
One Christmas Eve in the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center, three spirits will attempt to teach GLaDOS an important lesson. Will she listen? Probably not. Now Completed.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,208 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/20/2011 - GLaDOS - Complete
The Twelve Days of Aperture Christmas by Korekara reviews
Thoroughly confused at the concept of Christmas and why Chell has brought it up, GLaDOS concocts a little carol to understand why Christmas brings humans so much joy. But as usual, GLaDOS's perception of Christmas is a little skewed. Song fic/crack fic.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
30 Minutes II: The Gathering Storm by Radaslab reviews
Harry & Co. enter Hogwarts. Dumbledore is not faced with a pawn. Voldemort is not faced with fertile ground. The world is about to change as war and revolution are in the air. Sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,208 - Reviews: 1972 - Favs: 2,771 - Follows: 3,344 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Resolution by did-you-reboot reviews
Chell fully expected to succumb to Mobility Gel poisoning when her health started to fail a year after her release from the Aperture Enrichment Center. What she didn't expect was to find herself saved by the very constructs that tried to kill her.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,797 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Complete
A Doc, a Looney, and a Box by bomba fantastica reviews
The Doctor, with Amy and Rory in tow, suddenly finds himself facing a mystery-who was the young witch named Hermione? And what is he going to do with the ever more eccentric Luna, his newest acquisition? Sequel to A Doc, a Bookworm, and a Box.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,204 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010 - 11th Doctor, Luna L.
Ah yes, Wizards by Red Baron A.K.A. Crowley reviews
The Turian Councilor decides to investigate claims of one Dolores Umbridge, and meets his match. If you're looking for sanity, keep walking.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Dolores U. - Complete
Dr Pete Telestar's search for NORAD by TractionEra reviews
In the closing days of Airship travel, Dr. Telestar sets off with his assistant to the Dead Continent in search of NORAD. This journal follows this journey into the unknown.
Mortal Engines Quartet - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011
Artemis Fowl and the World of Wizards by Kiminaru reviews
"Who might you be?""My name is Minerva McGonagall, headmistress of Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I have come here to extend an invitation to Artemis"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,040 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Artemis F.
Bother! by handschuhmaus reviews
Once upon a time, in a castle in the Scottish Highlands… which, if you think about it, is a very odd place to have a Starfleet school, isn't it? Somehow inspired by the Potter Puppet Pals.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Spock
Fix It! by Arctic Banana reviews
When ED-E gets smashed in an...um...tragic "accident", the others have to hurry to fix him again before the Courier returns and finds out.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,521 - Reviews: 4683 - Favs: 6,809 - Follows: 6,869 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
THE GREAT GLASS DOCTORVATOR by Lord Garnetto reviews
amy and rory come back from their honeymoon to see the doctors new addition to that TARDIS. meant to be a bit stupid,a bit childish but funny ONESHOT
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
1000 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by SilkenRoseDreams reviews
I didn't make 98% of these up, I just collected them. I made up maybe 10 but that's it. Enjoy my collection! And seriously, don't give me all the credit. I feel bad when the real creative minds behind this get disregarded. Based loosely off Skippy's List.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,641 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Complete
The Hitchhiker's Guide to Star Trek: TNG by lilliwhite reviews
Very, very old but funny story! Will have 8 Episodes. Find the German translation on FanFictionNet, it's called: Per Anhalter durch das Star Trek Universum
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,803 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010
All According to the Master Plan by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Harry is taken in at a young age by a psychopathic Time Lord planning to conquer Earth using the wizarding world, and his human wife. It’s a very different Harry Potter who comes to Hogwarts. Harry Potter/Doctor Who crossover. Crack-ish.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,697 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - The Master, Harry P.
The Guide to the End of the Galaxy by King Rat reviews
The Doctor stumbles into the Guide universe, and Arthur stumbles upon the Doctor. Will the Doctor find a way back to where he belongs? After what happened in the Last Great Time War, does he even want to? Pre-'Rose' 9th Doctor, Arthur Dent.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,109 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/24/2008 - 9th Doctor
Harry Potter And The Fall Of The Jedi by Jed Rhodes reviews
Harry Potter, Jedi Master, fights in the Clone Wars, not realising that this is a trap lifetimes in the making, about to be sprung... sequel to Harry Potter And The Sith Conspiracy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,949 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Eccentricities of Death by LuckyFelix reviews
Death is usually a simple thing, but when Harry Potter is the one dying it's bound to get complicated. So Death himself must get involved, and he hasn't had this much fun in years. HP/HG, TimeTravel, AU end to 5th Year, Rated T just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,245 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter: Rise of the Technomancers by Agent Perry the Platypus reviews
He was abandoned by those he loved, ruined by corruption, and lost in what had become his life. But Hope is a strange thing. Harry's been hiding something and when it is revealed the world will quake in the pain of change. HP/FD/GD, post 5th year,non-Cano
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 190,456 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 2,985 - Follows: 2,973 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Harry Potter and the Return of the Literary Errors by Tabesco Lamnia Lammina Lamna reviews
The sequel to Harry Potter and the Cliches of Doom. Contains hetrosexuality, homosexuality, bad jokes, and a whole lot of cliches. Please wait half an hour after eating before use. Keep out of reach of children.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,595 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P., Ron W.
Artemis Fowl and the Horcrux Strikes Back by Captain Holly Short of the LEP reviews
Artemis Fowl and Holly Short are sitting in Artemis's study when Luke Skywalker appears followed by Harry Potter, Ron Weasley and Hermioine Granger. ArtyXHolly Set during seventh Harry Potter and after the sixth Artemis Fowl. loads of spoilers
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,938 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009
Stolen Moments by True Neutral reviews
Sarah Lyons/Lone Wanderer sex. I know how much you perverts like it, so here it is. Short oneshot exploring their relationship from my other, longer story "I'm the Enemy". REVISED 10/20/10.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Sarah Lyons, Lone Wanderer - Complete
Defence Against the Blue Arts by Compass West reviews
Harry has a new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. He's big, has a southern accent and wears red armour. NOT A HALO CROSSOVER. THIS IS A RED VS BLUE CROSSOVER. Contains insubordination, shotgun blasts and some Draco and Ron whumping.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Draco M.
Patronus Redux by Ra-Horakhty7125 reviews
Nymphadora Tonks is madly in love with a certain scar-headed saviour, but when no one else decides to help her rescue him, she takes it upon herself. From there things spiral south as Harry is forced to make the ultimate decision: His love or his life?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,772 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Culture Shock by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,186 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 2,757 - Follows: 3,006 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P.
Manipulating Fate by Midnight Star 25 reviews
Time Travel A 30 year old Harry succeeded in fulfilling the prophecy, but there's nothing left to live for. Harry executes a risky scheme, that will have him fighting against fate itself. GreyHarry Independent Powerful Harry Slight Dumbledore Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 176,846 - Reviews: 2669 - Favs: 3,724 - Follows: 4,072 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Harry P.
Muggle Magic and Wizard Science by Ravenwood240 reviews
Hermione is the most Brilliant Witch of her time. Harry is the most powerful Wizard of his time. Together, they can achieve the impossible. The only thing they can't do, is admit how they feel about each other. Formerly known as Harry, Hermione and a
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,612 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5634 - Favs: 11,528 - Follows: 3,604 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Long Kiss Goodnight by aglondier reviews
Just what made Dumbledore so confident that Harry would be safe with the Dursleys? Chapter 10 the letters arrive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,714 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P.
Rising Phoenix by HermanTumbleweed reviews
A rollicking HHr story of 7th year, which PARODIES many of my favorite authors while telling a fun story of what COULD happen. An Azkaban story, sort of, with many surprises. Oh, and clench your buttocks, it is a sometimes bumpy ride. You've been warned..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 185,789 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Code:Lesbian by Irwin-LyokoWarroir reviews
It's summer Vaction. Odd and Ulrich are away with Kiwi. Aelita is bored because Jeremie is always working on the SuperComputer. So Aelita and Yumi have a girl's day out. WARNING Yuri. Yumi & Aelita & Sissy. Don't read if you don't like yuri. I hate flames
Code Lyoko - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,126 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Aelita S., Yumi I. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 166 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 184 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the End of the Dark Lord by Lord Perth reviews
Now with prologue.....Once written under a different screen name.....Harry gets a shock two days into summer vacation after recieving a letter from Gringotts
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,604 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2572 - Favs: 7,060 - Follows: 2,780 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Power Snivellus Knows Not by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Harry and Tonks discover the power to overcome the most horrible evil ever to grace Hogwarts' halls. And Voldemort too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 166 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Time toss by Eva aka Pinkfox reviews
Voldemort is up to something new. Sending our hero's trough time? Harry Potter/Star Trek:The Next Generation cross-over.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,585 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/16/2003 - Published: 11/18/2002
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High Score! reviews
A pure comedy fic. I am bored so I wrote this an about 10 minutes. Summary: A high score display has appeared on the main viewscreen of the enterprise. Who could have put it there?
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Data, J. Picard, Q, W. Riker - Complete
1000 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts reviews
Just what it says on the tin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,338 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2014
The Hitchhikers Guide To Wizarding
Idea: Oneshot in which Harry Cheats at Quidditch, Marvin Makes a friend and Arthur finds some tea... Or does he? Ok yes he does. I was bored.
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2014
Code Lyoko RP
My code Lyoko Roleplay experience found Here: /forum/Code-Lyoko-RP-come-on/143511/
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,097 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 8/28/2014 - OC
Code: Hellfire reviews
When X.A.N.A. Returns only five days after being supposedly destroyed and the warriors are struggling even more in Lyoko what does the appearance of a new kid with a strange wrist computer that has enough power to predict the future with uncanny accuracy, and who seems to know all about Lyoko and the return trips up to not losing his memory during them have to do with it?
Code Lyoko - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Aelita S., Jeremie B., Xana, OC
Something's gotta give reviews
The courier. Jack Zana has given Vegas it's independence and is striving to return it to its pre-war glory but a meeting with an ex-brotherhood solider who somehow made a home (and kept his brain) in the Big MT crater. Everything will change. Something's gotta give! What will it be.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Courier, ED-E, Ulysses, OC
Stone versus saturnite Booze hates you
Just a oneshot for Zachary Zana. Prompt: Zachary is angry and someone try's to shoot him with a 22.
Fallout - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Published: 4/11/2014 - OC - Complete
Mojave, mo problems reviews
After a cybernetically enhanced 25 year old is violently ejected out of her own dimension and meets a certain courier whom she saves the life of after he takes a shot to the head. We'll with a man hell bent on revenge an a telekinetically inclined girl trapped in an unfamiliar UNIVERSE, well strap in and don't forget any dimension and world but War, War Never Changes.M just in case
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Courier, Benny, OC - Complete
Nipton sings
I was bored and. Well read the authors note! Rated T because face it, people are nailed to crosses! Enjoy!
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Published: 3/1/2014
The hero
AU story. The most famous scientist in Aperture Other to Cave and Carolyn Toby Zana is off to a meeting after taking a shortcut events change and a security breach is revealed. ChellXOC fic WARNING CONTAINS ADULT SUGGESTIVE THEMES AND LANGUAGE UNSUITABLE FOR CHILDREN
Portal - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Chell, Cave Johnson
The Cave Core reviews
A small oneshot designed to help clear my mind And writers block so I can continue my work on The Error!
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Cave Johnson, D. Rattmann - Complete
The Error reviews
When GLaDOS breaks down sending her and Chell back to old aperture what adventures lie in wait? My first fanfic so take that into account. Reviews are appreciated/Begged for. Rated T because im a paranoid guy
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS
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