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Author has written 5 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

All right, so since I'm not entirely sure what I'm supposed to write here, I guess I'll just start by saying some things about me that no one really cares about but are still usually written in places like this.

So... yeah. I love Hetalia and Death Note, I have a dog that weighs more than I do, I am a gymnast, I speak French, Japanese (not well), and Icelandic, and I have accidentally set many things on fire.

Well, that was fun.

Awkward silence*

Wow, I'm even socially awkward on my profile. Yep, that's me. (And if you think this is bad, you should see me actually try to interact with people face to face! I'm told it's very entertaining. I don't think so.)

Aaaand... profile copy and paste things, because I always like reading them and GODDAMMIT I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.


A Little Useless Information About Me

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

Essential Kanji: hodo: pavement; sidewalk (there was a character but I can't type it)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My flash drive

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The Weather Channel...

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

3:15 pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

3:19 pm! I was close! (ish)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Wind, my siblings screaming at each other

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

About 3:00, walking home from school

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

I was reading the profile of the person who I stole this from

9. What are you wearing?

Uh... Grey t-shirt over a red long-sleeved shirt, plaid skirt, black leggings. Woot.

10. Did you dream last night?

I think it was something about liquorice and clouds. My subconscious is messed up.

11. When did you last laugh?

Uh...

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A bookshelf, random charts, a wanted picture of some random kid I don't know (don't ask)

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My siblings. All of them.

14. What do you think of this survey?

It's better than the homework I'm supposed to be doing right now, I guess.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Hetalia- Paint it White!

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Save some for college, eventually rent an apartment alone when I get old enough (minor laws), travel the world, and... buy a bird. Yep.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

Well, you're a survey, so you probably don't know anything about me. Uh... I... no, nevermind... you know what, screw this.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Everyone would fulfill their Hetalia stereotypes. (I guess that would make the people that I live near a bit more modest...)

19. George W. Bush...

... what the hell am I supposed to write here?

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Um... Íris or Ása. I've always liked those names.

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Emil. Or Ari, but I like Emil better.

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Probably... I would like to live in Switzerland or Austria or America. But I probably wouldn't stay there forever.

23. Where's #1 on your top 8?

Like... music? Arabian Horse (GusGus)

24. What is your favourite possession?

My laptop. It isn't even mine, but I still love it like a child... okay, that was creepy.

25. Do you own a gun?

If I owned a gun... bad things would happen.

26. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?

Let me actually learn to talk to people and break up with someone, and then I'll get back to you.

27. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?

No, not really.

28. What's your favourite Christmas song?

I hate all Christmas music. It bothers me.

29. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

EVERYTHING. ASDFGHJKL

30. Can you do a push up?

One? Yes. Multiple? Hell no.

31. Is your bathroom clean?

Yes, for now. I just cleaned it yesterday.

32. What's your favourite piece of jewellery?

FLYING MINT BUNNY NECKLACE!

33. Do you take painkillers?

I need to more than I do... screw my immune system...

35. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)

I'll get back to you on that... SQUIRREL!

36. What's your name?

Heheheh... no.

37. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment

I need to do homework, I should update my fanfic, and OHMYGOD I CAN'T WAIT FOR EUROVISION!

38. Name the last 3 things you have bought

A white ribbon, yarn, and hair dye. Not for me, for my brother. He somehow thinks that our parents will let him dye his hair blue. I sincerely doubt that.

39. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink

Coffee, Coke, and water.

40. Current worry?

Midterms. Urgh.

41. Current hate?

People.

42. Favourite place(s) to be?

My room. Wow, I'm starting to sound like a hermit. Good.

43. How did you bring in the New Year?

Struggling to stay up until about eleven and then refusing to go to bed until three in the morning.

44. Where would you like to go?

WAY too many to list here. Although I do have a list...

45. Do you own slippers?

No. I really should, though.

46. What shirt are you wearing?

Grey t-shirt, red long-sleeved shirt... haven't we already been over this?

47. Favorite color(s)?

Navy blue, silver, or red.

49. Do you sing in the shower?

No, I would get teased to the end of time if I did.

50. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?

I honestly can't remember much about my childhood. Plus, it doesn't matter.

51. Best bed sheets as a child?

Um... what?

52. Worst injury you've ever had?

I haven't had a lot of bad injuries... it's funny, I got hit by a car and I was perfectly fine afterwards... probably a badly sprained ankle.

53. Who is your loudest friend?

I'm not putting their name up here, they'd shoot me.

54. Who is your most silent friend?

Same as top.

55. Does someone have a crush on you?

Ha... that's funny.

56. Do you wish on shooting stars?

No.

57. What is your favourite candy?

LIQUORICE!! BEST THING EVER!

58. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?

I think I've got a while to figure that out...

59. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?

Well, I'm not going to hear it, so what do I care?

60. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?

Thinking about how I need to be sleeping.

61. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no...CAFFEINE!


The Hetalia pledge
I promise to remember Italy
whenever someone mentions pasta.
I promise to remember Germany
whenever someome says West.
I promise to remeber Japan
whenever I see an Asian tourist taking pictures of brightly coloured cake.
I promise to remember America
whenever I see someone eating a Big Mac.
I promise to remember England
whenever I watch Doctor Who.
I promise to remember France
whenever I see a rose.
I promise to remember China
whenever I see Hello Kitty.
I promise to remember Russia
whenever I see a lead pipe.
I promise to remember Lithuania
whenever I see a guy being pushed around by a Russian.
I promise to remember Estonia
whenever I see a smart guy being pushed around by a Russian.
I promise to remember Latvia
whenever I see a scared guy being pushed around by a Russian.
I promise to remember Belarus
whenever I see a girl demanding to become one with her older brother.
I promise to remember Ukraine
whenever I hear and or see HUGE boobs.
I promise to remember Sweden
whenever I pass by an IKEA.
I promise to remember Finland
whenever I hear someone say 'My wife'.
I promise to remember Spain
whenever I see a tomato field.
I promise to remember Romano
whenever I see a kid pouting and swearing.
I promise to remember Hungary
whenever I see a frying pan.
I promise to remember Austria
whenever I hear someone play the piano.
I promise to remember Prussia
whenever I hear someone say AWESOME!
I promise to remember Poland
whenever I pass a Valley Girl.
I promise to remember Switzerland
whenever I see a guy with a gun.
I promise to remember Liechtenstein
whenever I see a girl wearing a bow in her hair.
I promise to remember Turkey
whenever I think about Phantom of the Opera.
I promise to remember Greece
whenever I see a sleeping man with a cat.
I promise to remember Egypt
whenever I see a pyramid and/or triangle.
I promise to remember Canada
whenever I see pancakes.
I promise to remember Cuba
whenever I see a fat guy eating ice-cream.
I promise to remember Sealand
whenever I see a boat.
I promise to remember Grandpa Rome
whenever I see someone way to young to be a grandfather.
I promise to remember Germania
whenever I see Legolas from LOTR.
I promise to remember Holy Rome
whenever I see a boy too nervous to confess that he loves someone.
This I pledge as a Hetalian. I have promised my brother and sister Hetalians to draw a complete circle.
Marukaite Chikyuu.


Denmark:

[ ] People say you're loud and annoying.
[ ] You think you're God's gift to the world.
[ ] You're a leader.
[ ] You think you are good looking.
[ ] You're the oldest in your family.
[ ] You're childish. (Oh hell no. Just... no.)
[ ] You're the center of attention.
[ ] You're very bossy.
[x] You don't get along with others.
[ ] You can be stubborn at times.
POINTS: 1

Norway

[x] People say you're cranky.
[x] You're very quiet.
[ ] You always wear some type of accessory.
[ ] When you speak, you tell things how they are.
[x] You have a sibling.
[ ] Your hair sometimes curls, so it looks like you have Italy's curl.
[x] You don't like to show emotion.
[x] You get annoyed very easily.
[ ] You believe in magic.
[x] You are extremely shy around strangers.
POINTS: 6 (Well, I guess I'm not too surprised...)

Sweden

[ ] You apparently look scary. (Apparently I look like a ten-year-old...)
[ ] You wear glasses.
[ ] You like to listen more than talk.
[ ] You're very tall.
[ ] You've very good at building/making things with your hands.
[ ] You like debates. (I usually just blush, stutter, and run away. Go figure.)
[ ] You have a hard time expressing your feelings.
[ ] You have a playful personality.
[ ] You like someone who does not like you back.
[ ] You're a bit of a rebel.
[ ] It's hard to understand you when you speak.
POINTS: 0

Finland

[ ] People mistake you for the opposite gender.
[ ] You have a good sense of humor.
[ ] You're a very sweet person.
[ ] You're always talking.
[x] You're short.
[x] You don't mind the cold.
[ ] You're not the best cook.
[ ] You would be the perfect wife/mother. (Ha... that's funny...)
[ ] You're honest.
POINTS: 2

Iceland

[x] Even if you won't admit it, you love your family.
[x] You had/have a pet bird.
[x] You love licorice.
[x] You're very passionate about things.
[x] You're the youngest.
[x] You want to be a grown up.
[x] You get embarrassed easily.
[x] You are modest.
[x] You have a short temper.
[x] You don't like childish things.
POINTS: 10

So... I'm apparently most like Iceland. Big surprise. Every time I take quizzes like this, I always get Iceland (when he's an option). ALWAYS. I don't really know what I was expecting when I took this, but... yeah.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and add a stereotype to the list.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I have STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (I actually AM a loser)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm ICELANDIC, so I MUST love Björk.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs, I so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.

My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBIE.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends.


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Denmark and Norway's Diaries by RoseMatoBird reviews
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Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 65,122 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Denmark, Norway
Resistance is Futile! by ThatOneGirlwiththeM reviews
I'm a freelance writer. Livin' the life, ya know. However, one little mistake concerning my fail-aim, ramen noodles, and a non-closable ad have left me with a handful of Hetalia UNITS on the way. Isn't that just peachy? ... Yeah, this is not going to be a smooth ride. Rated M for Language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 128,421 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 7/31/2012 - OC - Complete
Once Upon a December by TrapedWither reviews
Base off of the movie Anastaia from FOX; A long lost prince searching clues to his old life, and a boy who wants to leave the country and see the free world. Crossing paths, will they find love on the way and help the pince with his memory, or will they fail.?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Hong Kong, Iceland
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 2218 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Fight Against It by Captorvating-Heir reviews
Romano watches as a simple World Conference turns into a full-out World War. Ships used: Spamano, GerIta, USUK, Franada, PoLiet, PruAus, Hong Ice, ChibitaliaxHRE, slight SeaChelles, DenNor, and SuFin. Rated M for language and violence near the end.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,210 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 11/6/2012 - S. Italy/Romano
Märchan Hong by MaoMao565 reviews
Hong Kong is disheartened and confused after he was taken away from China and forced to live in England's house. While watching England perform magic, he accidentally gets cursed instead of a certain Frenchman. However, maybe the curse isn't that bad ... it could lead to love, after all. Based off one of my favorite manga!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,447 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Hong Kong, Iceland
Hetalian Creepypastas by R.N.Walker reviews
The nations are locked inside a conference room the night before Halloween. They decide to tell each other creepypastas to pass the time. Will they make it through the night? A 31-day short-story challenge.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 36,875 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Complete
Acceptance by theticktalks reviews
High school AU. After being accepted into the world's best high school, Iceland and Norway learn that they have to participate in a competition that will change their lives. Iceland X Hong Kong and Denmark X Norway
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,256 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Iceland, Hong Kong
The YOLO Chronicles by iTorchic reviews
"It all began one day when America logged onto his Facebook." After discovering about his citizen's newest memes, America is filled with inspiration and decided that he needs to complete amazing feats of creativity and bravery in order to make his life worthwhile. With Prussia, Denmark, and England by his side, America is out to show the world how he lives his life. Rated T.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - America - Complete
Awaken of Ex Colonies by Nyapoop14 reviews
All the countries had been stalked by a mysterious stalker. All except for the loud America, the quiet Japan, the gentleman England, and the old China. Are they the first subjects? What will he do to other countries? Who's the next victim? What's his/her pattern? What's his/her plan? NO YAOI! Contains..? You'll see ;)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,964 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 8/5/2012 - England/Britain, China
Fun with Former Vikings by Reverberating Winds reviews
Brothers that are too awkward to even stand next to each other, husband and 'wife,' and that one guy that drinks a lot. The Nordics couldn't be any more different. And neither could the situations they get themselves into. [2014 rewrite in progress]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,668 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Iceland, Norway - Complete
Red doll by Republic of Yolossia reviews
Tino and Berwald run a toy shop in 1880's London with their family. But when people start turning up horrifically murdered, people who've worked their way up in life, like Tino and Berwald, the pair find themselves in a race against time to find the killer before they or someone they love become the next victims. AU. SuFin, Dennor, AusNz, Gerita, PruHunAus, SeaWy and others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 38 - Words: 90,585 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 9/24/2012 - [Sweden, Finland] [Norway, Denmark] - Complete
Freak Show by Monochrome Romance reviews
RUSAME *Main Pairing*, Japan x China, FrUK, GerIta. Ivan, while visiting an underground Freak Show, is intrigued by the performers, and this coaxes him to join. At first glance, he didn't think it was worth staying to help out, until he got a closer look at one of the main performers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,745 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 10/3/2012 - America, Russia
Just The Nordics by Mischiefer reviews
Drabbles about our favourite Nordics! Contains Fluff, lot's of it! Pairings; SuFin, DenNor. Please read!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,576 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Sweden, Finland, Norway, Denmark - Complete
Trapped in Walmart by captainxx reviews
What happens when the nations get themselves trapped in Walmart. One word disaster. Multiple pairings. Rating may and probably will go up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,119 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - America, England/Britain
I'm Stuck In A Box And by XannyBites reviews
I woke up in a box, found out I was in Hetalia, and had to pretend I was a fricking girl so I wouldn't be thought strange that I was wearing a girl's pair of pants and a girl's shirt. (WHY ME!) Good thing I have a high voice… :/ OCx...Undecided
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,469 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Norway, Iceland
Nordic House by MajesticalNarwhal reviews
Five college guys from each Nordic country rent out a room in a house for a full school year. What kind of shenanigans will Mathias, Berwald, Lukas, Tino, and Emil get themselves into? Ensemble fic, with many cameos from canon characters. Human!AU. DenSu, NorxFem!Can, ArmFin, Fem!HongxIce, and others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,678 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Denmark, Sweden
Smoke Catching Fire by 0- Jougen-Knight -0 reviews
Emil was a lonely boy who recently started his second last year of high school. After another round of bullying, he eventually meets and befriends a man who he meets at the creek. A man wearing a white mask as pale as the moon itself and with a cigarette in hand; its smoke billowing up to the dark sky. AU, TurkIce friendship, pairing: IceSey.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,032 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Iceland, Turkey
The Nordics and I by Mama May-Eye reviews
"If I'm not part of the Nordics, where do I belong?" Sealand is tired of not being included in his adopted family's affairs. When his emotions explode, will he see how much the Nordics care for him or will he continue to isolate himself from them? Mama and Papa do not approve. No slash.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,613 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Sweden, Sealand - Complete
The Reluctant Polish Crossdresser by Hamburgers'nNoodles reviews
Feliks Lukasiewicz is a young, very skilled spy who has a new mission, and this one might be his most challenging yet. He has to attend high school, while cross dressing! All the while, he must investigate a certain Lithuanian prince who is attending the school as well. This is a Lietpol fic featuring a serious!Poland. Rated T for language and just to be safe. Contains some USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,599 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Poland, Lithuania
Substitute Teachers by EmilySamara reviews
Okay... title kinda sucks but makes sense. The Big 8 have been assigned a special mission: to become temporary substitute teachers at an American high school! With "normal" names and knowledge to rival a computer, what could possibly... go... wrong...?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,943 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 11/11/2011
Parallel Lines by BakaAndCo reviews
Denmark has officially screwed up another one of their dates, and their anniversary at that. So feeling upset and depressed, Norway uses his magic to transport himself to a parallel world in which he had never existed. Looks like trouble, and trouble can only lead to: juiceboxes, hair curls, spiders, and...blood? Uh-oh, here we go... DenNor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,149 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Clever Title That Starts With 'Icelandic Torture' by PrussianOwl reviews
A chain of events that lead up to our Icelandic friend getting held for beer-ransom by the infamous Bad Touch Trio...and what happens during that whole ordeal...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,088 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Iceland, Prussia
Hetalia 305: Vocabulary Words by Sweet Jelly Hearts reviews
A collection of sentences about Hetalia characters, featuring some big words I'm learning in my AP English class. You might want to keep a dictionary handy for this one! No particular pairing. Strictly human names. CAUTION: You might learn something.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Complete
Bloody Games by Fekete reviews
ADOPTED BY nina amina. Every year two tributes from twelve districts are chosen across Panem for a bloodbath called Hunger Games. Only one stands a victor. And in the place of my brother, I, Lovino Vargas, will take part in these and try to kill other tributes. Even the tomato bastard, a boy that gave me hope. / Hunger Games AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 78,310 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 9/19/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
The Belarusian Stalker Song by ROYSOURBOI reviews
Songfic. These are song parodies about wich song fits each character best! Starting with our favorite stalker: Belarus! Hilarity is SURE to happen! Please just read. I don't get why you're still reading this crappy summary!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,459 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012
Fandom Chaos by IrisTheFlower reviews
Hungary finds the website 'Fan fiction' when she just wanted to search for Yaoi. What happens when she shows it to all the other nations? Oh the embarrassment and hilarity that will ensue… Multiple pairings. Eventual romance. Rated T
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,662 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012
Fiore by Frances Desmarais reviews
Fourth floor, the twins and a cheerful Spaniard. Third floor, a creepy Russian man and a Chinese man with his 4 adopted kids. Second floor, a pair of German brothers and the perverted Frenchman. First floor, the landlord with his two grandsons and a British romance novelist.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,956 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Germany, N. Italy
CAN you see US? by Fruity-Dragonfly reviews
It was decided by all nations that America and Canada had to be the strangest nations in the world. Who else would be crazy enough to do half the stuff they do? We blame England and France. Each chapter based on a quote.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,860 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - America, Canada
ABC's of Kissing by aisulando reviews
Hong Kong finds Iceland too adorable to resist showering him in kisses.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Hong Kong, Iceland
At the park by hikarushining reviews
Hong Kong is taking Iceland to the park when Iceland happened to visit. What will happen on this 90 degree day? Ending kinda sucks sorry
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Hong Kong, Iceland - Complete
Discovery of Iceland by AMBC reviews
Greenland tells Iceland about the day she and the Nordics found him. Takes place after the Chatty Nordics strip. Rated T because Greenland swears a lot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,206 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Iceland, Norway, Saxony, Denmark
Deke the Parents by BunnyHugAddict049 reviews
Matthew is the captain of his hockey team but is hiding that fact from his parents and brother since they consider the sport too dangerous. Wanting to follow his dream by playing on the semi-professional team, Mattie and the team must hide his bruises/black eyes and avoid concussions so that he can lead them to victory. Go Polar Bears! Hilarity ensured with a hint of insanity.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,741 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Canada, Prussia
Lieta in Nationalia by nightwhisperofshadows reviews
All the nations have been moved into one neighbourhood. Natually, crazy things are going to happen. And poor Lithuania always seems to be stuck right in it. But, for every event that unfolds, new friendships form and...maybe even romance. Fem!Lithuania.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,755 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Lithuania, Iceland
The Nordics way of fun by Dalasport reviews
The Nordics are hanging out together and are planning something that Iceland is not in on! what are they planning? And what will happen when Iceland finds out? (My first story, quality not the best)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,625 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Norway, Denmark
France Should Never Act On His Urges by A Knight of a Good King reviews
France is messing with couples' ukes. Oh, yeah, he also gets beat up a few times by the semes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - France
Secrets Are Meant To Be Broken by pupeez4eva reviews
What will the Nation's do when their most well-kept secret is leaked, and the World finds out about their existence?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,263 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 9/4/2012 - America
Secrets of the Underworld by shadowraven45662 reviews
Oh, hello! What on earth are you doing around this late? And in a place like this really? From the look on your face I can tell you really have no idea do you? You're in a lot of danger coming here alone you know, you're lucky I found you really. Before you got hurt real bad. Mafia Story! Now a multichap fic!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,527 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Liechtenstein, Switzerland
HKIce: Lighten Flowers by Amelia Moon - HetaliaUSUKcp reviews
After getting stuck in China after a meeting, Iceland runs into a silent former nation, Hong Kong. After China proposes that Iceland stays for a while, he ends up opening up and trying to find out more about Hong Kong. The longer he stays, the more he finds out about the nation, and even thinks he's starting to like him. Turns out, Hong Kong is more than silence. HKxIceland HKIce
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,808 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Iceland, Hong Kong
Chaotic Hetalia High! by Akira Amber reviews
The managers of our beloved countries believe that, well, some countries may need a bit more knowledge, so they send them off to a school that has many transfer students. Then, even some of the smarter countries are also dragged into the mess. Some think high school will be fun. But for some it will be a competition. Let the horrors of high school... BEGIN!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,779 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012
Tales of the Two Trios by FluffshipIsMagic reviews
Arthur, Matthew, and Lovino are sick of the Bad Touch Trio, so they decide to form their own, calling themselves the Badly Treated Trio. The twist? They're all dating members of the Bad Touch. As you can imagine, drama and mayhem of all sorts ensues. This will be interesting... Fruk, Spamano, and PruCan!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,285 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Prussia, Canada
Stolen Kisses by Corporal Levi reviews
Emil's family was known to be very overprotective of him, going as far as scaring off any of his possible love interests. Xiang, fortunately or unfortunately for Emil, was not one to give up on what he wants. At all. HongIce AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Iceland, Hong Kong - Complete
Holy Mother of Five Hour Energy! by Epic Hero Laugh reviews
Where does America get his energy? 5-hour energy is the secret to his success. So of course, he has to get the other nations to try it out, as well as the new and experimental 12-hour energy. With the help of Tony's invisible cameras, what did America get in terms of blackmail? Brace yourself, the bottles are drained. HELP! Crack...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,839 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012
The 'Oniichan' Problem by Mein Liebling reviews
Iceland detected a disturbance in the force- I mean, he heard something in his house. Guess who decided to sneak in and bug the island nation at four A.M? Our favourite Norway! Fights and yelling, facepalming, idiotic and nosy siblings, you just can't get enough laughs with Iceland and Norway!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Iceland, Norway
HKIce: Titanic by Amelia Moon - HetaliaUSUKcp reviews
It was the ship of dreams, but doomed for failure. But the future of this ship doesn't stop Emil (Iceland) and Kaoru (HK) from falling in love against the wishes of Emil's upper-class family and Fiance. When star-crossed lovers come across, both Emil and Kaoru will have to learn to trust each other when their lives are at stake and trust their feelings against everything. HKIce
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,328 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Iceland, Hong Kong
Push the Envelope by i-is-kitty reviews
What happens when you and your boyfriend ditch your families, an important world meeting and flee off to Las Vagas in search of having a good time? Iceland & Hong kong are about to find out. I suck at descriptions, sorry
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,227 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Hong Kong, Iceland
A World of What Ifs by Ruby Winterwood reviews
What happens when America finds the "What If Machine?" Crazy questions and even crazier answers! APH
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,910 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 3/22/2012 - America
Nordic Five: Ice Blue Fire by Antonia Stark-Bondevik reviews
Twenty years ago, the personifications of the five Nordic powers- Sweden, Denmark, Norway, Finland, and Iceland- mysteriously disappeared. Then, not too long ago, the deserted two members of the Magic Trio ran into a Luka Bondevik, who bears a striking resemblance to their lost friend. And, well, things go uphill from there. Fem!Norge, Fem!Sve, SuFin. Collab with BlueberryTeaLove.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 73 - Words: 56,677 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Norway, England/Britain
100 Days of NorIce by Variegata reviews
100 different stories all focused on the pairing NorIce. Because these two need more love. Prompt 24- Rebirth: Eiríkur smiled, "Forever." He whispered. The amount of adoration in the look Lukas gave him was immeasurable. Lukas took a deep breath…
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,851 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - [Norway, Iceland]
A New Year by Zarichka reviews
Alright, I admit it. Yes. Yes, Iceland wasn't one for staying at home on New Year's Eve. Yes, the only way to escape his house was by jumping out the window. And yes, there's not a single regret in his body. I decided to do a story for New Year's. Rated T for the Author's boredom, making fun of JB, and death of a snowman.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,510 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Hong Kong, Iceland - Complete
Asians vs Europeans by A.R.C.Fangirl 0w0v reviews
Discon-fucking-tinued! Please, no more follows.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,226 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - England/Britain, China
Unexpected Visitors by chibi-excel reviews
Hong Kong and Iceland are friends, but the distance between their countries leaves both missing the other. On a night with an abundant amount of fallen stars each make a wish to see each other more often, receiving a strange solution. HongIce
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,283 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Hong Kong, Iceland - Complete
Agent Tony's Reports by MagicalMintBunnyInTheDark reviews
Here is a complete copy of agent Tony's reports on the humans Alfred F. Jones and Arthur Kirkland as well as those surrounding them such as Matthew Williams. UsUk. Warnings: Implied sex and weird alien views of Earth. Hilarious interpritations. Matthew Williams is a first class threat. Rating changed for good reason.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 9,456 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Tony
Paradise by McVitie reviews
Sealand is hiding under the table in the meeting, and Denmark gives him some chalk. He starts experimenting with England's magic and BAM. Half the nations are babies. What do they do now? Better summary inside! Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,431 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - England/Britain, Ukraine
Nordic Troubles by Breanna19 reviews
Okay this used to be Please don't hate me...but now it's a bunch of one-shots featuring the Nordics. So read and review you won't regret it. Also PM me some ideas.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,955 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Iceland, Norway
Adrenaline Junkie by TheJennyFromIceland reviews
The Nordics visit Iceland, hoping to get a calm vacation on the beautiful but cold island, but Iceland has other plans. Before they know it, Ice has dragged them into wild Icelandic adventures and Iceland shows them his other side; The Adrenaline Junkie
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,405 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Iceland
Painting Over Problems by TheLuckySheep reviews
You shouldn't paint over the features that makes you special. Norway and Kid!Iceland brotherly fluff. Human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Norway, Iceland - Complete
Brotherly Moments by 9foxgrl reviews
From the writer of The Madness of Kurosaki's sanity comes the next laugh out loud comedy featuring the N. America brothers & their sister Vinland. You will soon find why Risk is banned from the UN and stealing syrup is not worth it. How did England & France survive raising them? ENJOY!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 101 - Words: 45,315 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Hetalia FUN song parody by Peeping Tomma reviews
This is a collection of my original parodies of the "fun song" by Spongebob Squarepants.The Hetalia characters each have a parody of the "fun song". More character FUN songs are coming!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Complete
I'm Sorry, Iceland by LittleMissImTheHero reviews
Antarctica is home alone when the hero comes to comfort her. Her boy friend, Iceland, Doesn't like that at all. Will Icy leave Antarctica for good or will he forget the problem? Read to find out! OCxAmerica and OCxIceland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 12/3/2012 - America, Iceland
Flaws in Science by Xenobiotic Crush reviews
Iceland had been rather flustered lately, jealous, and a bit angry with himself. His heart yearns while his mind knows its not right... Rated T for later chapters
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Iceland, Norway
Lost and Found by Tori Moxley reviews
The Nordics go Christmas shopping and Denmark loses little Iceland. Norway, Denmark, Sweden, Finland, Chibi!Iceland. Short Story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Denmark, Iceland, Norway - Complete
Big Brother by YAOIfangirl1996 reviews
Pure fluff, it's cute, it's poem made. Please take a look I can confirm you that at the end you will say: Awww Different brotherly relations between nations
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Denmark, England/Britain - Complete
DenNor Oneshots by RavenWingsFly reviews
A bunch of little DenNor oneshots, DenmarkxNorway, MatthiasxLukas, rated K because it is.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Denmark, Norway
Hong Kong in Wonderland by A.R.C.Fangirl 0w0v reviews
Hong Kong was just sitting around with his panda, Chen, and watching the sky when something interrupted his peaceful, yet boring, state. It was a flying mint bunny! Curiosity takes over the Chinese nation as he follows the mint bunny into a land like no other. Based off Disney's 1951 Alice in Wonderland. T for language. Mentions of Tea Family.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,016 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Hong Kong - Complete
Licorice Wands and WetStart Fireworks by Toothy Halcyon reviews
A look at Emil and Xiang's relationship at Hogwarts over the years, and how being in the rival houses of Slytherin and Gryffindor affects that. HongIce in a Hogwarts setting.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,892 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Hong Kong, Iceland
And I Will Hold You Tightly by NotYourTypicalEmily reviews
A little series I'll be starting involving some sorts of Hetalia families and couples based off comfort as a theme. Will include a variety of pairings and ideas !
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/29/2012
A Little Help by Beagle Bug reviews
Katie Johnson is 16 year old who's situation has forced her to become a prostitute. It is her first night out and the first man who pulls up, is very strange. He has glasses, wheat colored hair, and a piece of hair that defy's gravity. Can Katie be saved by her country before her innocence is lost? He is a hero after all... Rated T for mentions of prostitution. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,354 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 11/10/2012 - America - Complete
A Cupcake Mystery by Francey-pants98 reviews
Francis makes cupcakes, but makes a mistake by leaving them unattended on the counter! What happens when one goes missing? FrUK one-shot, fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/9/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The Sunflower Teen's Blog by Calina Moscow Braginski reviews
Because she wishes to have new friends, Moscow has started a blog! Everyone will be one with her, so try to stay on her good side. Watch as she avoids her family, abuses the Baltics, and plots world domination. This is my first fic ever, so please be nice. Reviewers will be given power in the new Russian Federation and a hug from Moscow.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Russia
Mirror Swapped! by Miss Croatia reviews
Lukas was fine until he was pushed into a mirror by his reflection. All the monsters are soon to be realesed and Lukas can only stay in the word he is with Emil who said he's help. How on earth can he retuen and what has his reflection got in store for the world?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Norway, Iceland
How You Really Make Pizza by FallingforWerewolves reviews
"I just wanted to try some pizza, so I asked the Italies what the best kind was," Iceland explained. "They agreed - a miracle, I know - on homemade." All Iceland wanted to do was try and make some pizza. Hong Kong on the other hand... had different plans. Just some HongIce fluff (I hope. I'm unsure of my fluff writing abilities). Posted it on my tumblr as well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Hong Kong, Iceland - Complete
The Best Way To Screw Up A Wedding by pupeez4eva reviews
Matthew was getting married in a few days and Alfred, as usual, had royally screwed things up. AU fic, Romerica, PoLiet, Canada/Belarus, FrUK, GerIta.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,340 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 9/28/2012 - America, S. Italy/Romano
Setting Ice On Fire by FallingforWerewolves reviews
After getting arrested for something he didn't do, Eirikur's over protective brother, Lukas, won't let him out of his sight. Even if Eirikur has to wait around for Lukas to finish his shifts. At a mental hospital. Not really sure which genres to put it under, so I'm judging by what I've written so far and what I have planned. Genres and title might change later on.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,937 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Iceland, Hong Kong
Allegations by Orpah reviews
Iceland is taken away from his brother, and Denmark is left to pick up the pieces. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Iceland, Denmark
How Could This Happen? by AllyHWarner reviews
A weird candy causes Iceland to forget who he is. It's up to HK to help him remember. HKIce; maybe others. Fem HK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Hong Kong, Iceland
Genderbent slumber parties by Thousnelda reviews
America was over at England's house for a sleep-over when suddenly he is swapped with another version of himself and finds himself in a parallel universe where all the guys he knows are now girls. How did this happen? Will he be able to manage long enough to get back to his own version of reality? And how will England fair against a girl America? Please read and review
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,683 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Our Crazy, Upside-Down Life by Stellar Night reviews
We all know them. The BTT. What happens in their daily lives? A collection of BTT short stories.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Prussia, France
Dreams by white-haired-shorties reviews
norice in ater chaters but for now justwonderful fluffy brotherly love...untill chapter 2 of course:D so read and review Iceland will be happy Iceland has a bad dream and Norge has to comfort him...as i said will changecompletly in later chapters if dont own hetalia or strange things did happen here suzzane collins owns that :D and theres my disclaimer
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Iceland, Norway
If the Italy Brothers were Girls by Kuro Shiro Kami Chan reviews
Since If Germany was a Girl got so popular, here's another one for ya! Only this time the Italy's wake up and find out they've become girl's overnight! Hilarity ensues when the other countries come onto them... DOES NOT take place in the same universe as my other Nyotalia stories. It's an independent comedy! GerIta spam, PruIta spam, Spamano spam... Yaoi Spam everywhere!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 9/22/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy
The Hell Hotel by lazrocks reviews
Only Leon and Emil could go to a haunted house and call it the perfect date. HongIce Gauken AU. Crappy summary is crappy. Rating may go up depending on where I take the story. For now, enjoy fluffiness with a side of cheesy horror!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Hong Kong, Iceland
Shota? by Ameribros reviews
One day, Vietnam learns a wonderful term from Japan. The term, is, yes…shota. Iceland, on the other hand is approached by Vietnam. Which brings us back to our first-nonexistent point. What the heck is a shota, anyways? Look on Iceland's adventure of the precious web engine, Google!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Vietnam, Iceland
A Painted Heart by Skitzen reviews
Russia is scary, cold, and uncaring... Or at least that's what everyone told the Latvian to believe, but was he really? Boy Love. Don't like don't read :P. I would love reviews though, no flaming! Rating may change. May be lemon in later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,329 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Russia, Latvia
And We'll Never Hide Our Love Away by curse of ondine reviews
After coming out to his parents, Tino is sent to a boarding school for gay and lesbian teens, one that promises to "straighten them out". Lukas is a teacher at the very same school who is struggling with his attraction to Mathias, the new vice principal. And his brother, Emil, another student, is blissfully unaware of how much his best friend loves him. SuFin, DenNor, HongIce.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,855 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Sweden, Finland
Operation Panfin by Toothy Halcyon reviews
In recent years, Iceland and Hong Kong have started to close themselves off from the outside word. Determined to keep them from becoming shut-ins, the Nordics and China decide to set up their brothers on a date with each other. With the Bad Touch Trio becoming involved in this budding romance, it's sure to be an interesting night. Rewrite of the original Operation Panfin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Hong Kong, Iceland
America made China an Uke by Retro-AFC reviews
Never again will China go into bets with America. How will he ever escape the perverts at school, and Japan and his camera? And Poland is getting bad vibes and thinks that China wants to be a crossdresser with him. Good luck China. You'll need it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,338 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - China
Online Dating Norway Style by Cato's Little Sister reviews
When Norway the psychologist forces his brother Iceland to set up an account on Ecupid, he could never have expected that his brother would fall for a fellow country...Online, no less. YEAH I SUCK AT SUMMARIES BUT WHATEVER. Review it if you want to make me happy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,521 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Iceland, Norway
All I Want, All You Need by Cygrus reviews
Emil has been moved to England from Iceland to live with his brother and attend school. He has no intentions of making friends, but when a new student from Hong Kong arrives, he has to worry more about not falling in love. And his licorice supply.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,737 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Iceland, Hong Kong
50 Things Denmark WILL NOT Do! by SonarTheHedgehog reviews
...and yet he will probably do these things anyway. Rated K , just to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Denmark - Complete
All's Fair by IronicNarwhal reviews
Northern High School: A mess of drama. Berwald Oxenstierna just wants to catch the attention of Tino Väinämöinen. Nikolai Sorenson just wants to survive the last few weeks of his schooling unscathed. And Mathias Køhler is pulled into a wonderful mess.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,425 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Norway, Denmark
Chupa Chups Christmas by Candied sweets xD reviews
Iceland was rather disappointed when he discovered his family would be ditching him for Christmas, so naturally he was more than happy when Hong Kong invited him to his house for the holiday.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Iceland, Hong Kong - Complete
Hercules Hetalia by RomanoxSpain reviews
This is basically Hercules only with Hetalia characters. SpainXRomano
Crossover - Hercules & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,289 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Complete
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Nothing Good reviews
There's nothing good about a rainy Monday... or is there? Quick HongIce fluff, my first pairing fic so go easy on me!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Hong Kong, Iceland - Complete
Eurovision Chaos reviews
Everyone gets worked up over Eurovision, but what goes on with the Nordics is a special kind of hell. Rated T for no particular reason.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Iceland, Denmark - Complete
Reykjavík's Blog reviews
Because she's bored, Reykjavík is jumping on the bandwagon and starting a blog! Not much to be said in the summary, questions can be sent in by PM or comment. Rated T for Reykjavík's mouth. Write as a country, state, city, OC, whatever.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Iceland
How hákarl came to be reviews
Denmark's boredom leads to an unintentional invention. Never underestimate what Iceland will and won't do, Denmark. And watch what you say around Norway, too. Contains no pairings, but does contain little Iceland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Iceland, Denmark - Complete
Out of Coffee reviews
When the Nordics run out of coffee, the simplest solution to their problem would be to go out and buy more, right? Apparently not with these nations... (Sorry if the summary is awful) Rated T because I'm neurotic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,603 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Finland, Denmark