Author has written 5 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.
All right, so since I'm not entirely sure what I'm supposed to write here, I guess I'll just start by saying some things about me that no one really cares about but are still usually written in places like this.
So... yeah. I love Hetalia and Death Note, I have a dog that weighs more than I do, I am a gymnast, I speak French, Japanese (not well), and Icelandic, and I have accidentally set many things on fire.
Well, that was fun.
Wow, I'm even socially awkward on my profile. Yep, that's me. (And if you think this is bad, you should see me actually try to interact with people face to face! I'm told it's very entertaining. I don't think so.)
Aaaand... profile copy and paste things, because I always like reading them and GODDAMMIT I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
A Little Useless Information About Me
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
Essential Kanji: hodo: pavement; sidewalk (there was a character but I can't type it)
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
My flash drive
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Weather Channel...
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
3:19 pm! I was close! (ish)
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Wind, my siblings screaming at each other
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
About 3:00, walking home from school
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
I was reading the profile of the person who I stole this from
9. What are you wearing?
Uh... Grey t-shirt over a red long-sleeved shirt, plaid skirt, black leggings. Woot.
10. Did you dream last night?
I think it was something about liquorice and clouds. My subconscious is messed up.
11. When did you last laugh?
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A bookshelf, random charts, a wanted picture of some random kid I don't know (don't ask)
13. Seen anything weird lately?
My siblings. All of them.
14. What do you think of this survey?
It's better than the homework I'm supposed to be doing right now, I guess.
15. What is the last film you saw?
Hetalia- Paint it White!
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Save some for college, eventually rent an apartment alone when I get old enough (minor laws), travel the world, and... buy a bird. Yep.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
Well, you're a survey, so you probably don't know anything about me. Uh... I... no, nevermind... you know what, screw this.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Everyone would fulfill their Hetalia stereotypes. (I guess that would make the people that I live near a bit more modest...)
19. George W. Bush...
... what the hell am I supposed to write here?
20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Um... Íris or Ása. I've always liked those names.
21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Emil. Or Ari, but I like Emil better.
22. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Probably... I would like to live in Switzerland or Austria or America. But I probably wouldn't stay there forever.
23. Where's #1 on your top 8?
Like... music? Arabian Horse (GusGus)
24. What is your favourite possession?
My laptop. It isn't even mine, but I still love it like a child... okay, that was creepy.
25. Do you own a gun?
If I owned a gun... bad things would happen.
26. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?
Let me actually learn to talk to people and break up with someone, and then I'll get back to you.
27. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
No, not really.
28. What's your favourite Christmas song?
I hate all Christmas music. It bothers me.
29. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
30. Can you do a push up?
One? Yes. Multiple? Hell no.
31. Is your bathroom clean?
Yes, for now. I just cleaned it yesterday.
32. What's your favourite piece of jewellery?
FLYING MINT BUNNY NECKLACE!
33. Do you take painkillers?
I need to more than I do... screw my immune system...
35. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)
I'll get back to you on that... SQUIRREL!
36. What's your name?
37. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment
I need to do homework, I should update my fanfic, and OHMYGOD I CAN'T WAIT FOR EUROVISION!
38. Name the last 3 things you have bought
A white ribbon, yarn, and hair dye. Not for me, for my brother. He somehow thinks that our parents will let him dye his hair blue. I sincerely doubt that.
39. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink
Coffee, Coke, and water.
40. Current worry?
41. Current hate?
42. Favourite place(s) to be?
My room. Wow, I'm starting to sound like a hermit. Good.
43. How did you bring in the New Year?
Struggling to stay up until about eleven and then refusing to go to bed until three in the morning.
44. Where would you like to go?
WAY too many to list here. Although I do have a list...
45. Do you own slippers?
No. I really should, though.
46. What shirt are you wearing?
Grey t-shirt, red long-sleeved shirt... haven't we already been over this?
47. Favorite color(s)?
Navy blue, silver, or red.
49. Do you sing in the shower?
No, I would get teased to the end of time if I did.
50. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
I honestly can't remember much about my childhood. Plus, it doesn't matter.
51. Best bed sheets as a child?
52. Worst injury you've ever had?
I haven't had a lot of bad injuries... it's funny, I got hit by a car and I was perfectly fine afterwards... probably a badly sprained ankle.
53. Who is your loudest friend?
I'm not putting their name up here, they'd shoot me.
54. Who is your most silent friend?
Same as top.
55. Does someone have a crush on you?
Ha... that's funny.
56. Do you wish on shooting stars?
57. What is your favourite candy?
LIQUORICE!! BEST THING EVER!
58. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?
I think I've got a while to figure that out...
59. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?
Well, I'm not going to hear it, so what do I care?
60. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?
Thinking about how I need to be sleeping.
61. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no...CAFFEINE!
The Hetalia pledge
I promise to remember Italy
whenever someone mentions pasta.
I promise to remember Germany
whenever someome says West.
I promise to remeber Japan
whenever I see an Asian tourist taking pictures of brightly coloured cake.
I promise to remember America
whenever I see someone eating a Big Mac.
I promise to remember England
whenever I watch Doctor Who.
I promise to remember France
whenever I see a rose.
I promise to remember China
whenever I see Hello Kitty.
I promise to remember Russia
whenever I see a lead pipe.
I promise to remember Lithuania
whenever I see a guy being pushed around by a Russian.
I promise to remember Estonia
whenever I see a smart guy being pushed around by a Russian.
I promise to remember Latvia
whenever I see a scared guy being pushed around by a Russian.
I promise to remember Belarus
whenever I see a girl demanding to become one with her older brother.
I promise to remember Ukraine
whenever I hear and or see HUGE boobs.
I promise to remember Sweden
whenever I pass by an IKEA.
I promise to remember Finland
whenever I hear someone say 'My wife'.
I promise to remember Spain
whenever I see a tomato field.
I promise to remember Romano
whenever I see a kid pouting and swearing.
I promise to remember Hungary
whenever I see a frying pan.
I promise to remember Austria
whenever I hear someone play the piano.
I promise to remember Prussia
whenever I hear someone say AWESOME!
I promise to remember Poland
whenever I pass a Valley Girl.
I promise to remember Switzerland
whenever I see a guy with a gun.
I promise to remember Liechtenstein
whenever I see a girl wearing a bow in her hair.
I promise to remember Turkey
whenever I think about Phantom of the Opera.
I promise to remember Greece
whenever I see a sleeping man with a cat.
I promise to remember Egypt
whenever I see a pyramid and/or triangle.
I promise to remember Canada
whenever I see pancakes.
I promise to remember Cuba
whenever I see a fat guy eating ice-cream.
I promise to remember Sealand
whenever I see a boat.
I promise to remember Grandpa Rome
whenever I see someone way to young to be a grandfather.
I promise to remember Germania
whenever I see Legolas from LOTR.
I promise to remember Holy Rome
whenever I see a boy too nervous to confess that he loves someone.
This I pledge as a Hetalian. I have promised my brother and sister Hetalians to draw a complete circle.
[ ] People say you're loud and annoying.
[ ] You think you're God's gift to the world.
[ ] You're a leader.
[ ] You think you are good looking.
[ ] You're the oldest in your family.
[ ] You're childish. (Oh hell no. Just... no.)
[ ] You're the center of attention.
[ ] You're very bossy.
[x] You don't get along with others.
[ ] You can be stubborn at times.
[x] People say you're cranky.
[x] You're very quiet.
[ ] You always wear some type of accessory.
[ ] When you speak, you tell things how they are.
[x] You have a sibling.
[ ] Your hair sometimes curls, so it looks like you have Italy's curl.
[x] You don't like to show emotion.
[x] You get annoyed very easily.
[ ] You believe in magic.
[x] You are extremely shy around strangers.
POINTS: 6 (Well, I guess I'm not too surprised...)
[ ] You apparently look scary. (Apparently I look like a ten-year-old...)
[ ] You wear glasses.
[ ] You like to listen more than talk.
[ ] You're very tall.
[ ] You've very good at building/making things with your hands.
[ ] You like debates. (I usually just blush, stutter, and run away. Go figure.)
[ ] You have a hard time expressing your feelings.
[ ] You have a playful personality.
[ ] You like someone who does not like you back.
[ ] You're a bit of a rebel.
[ ] It's hard to understand you when you speak.
[ ] People mistake you for the opposite gender.
[ ] You have a good sense of humor.
[ ] You're a very sweet person.
[ ] You're always talking.
[x] You're short.
[x] You don't mind the cold.
[ ] You're not the best cook.
[ ] You would be the perfect wife/mother. (Ha... that's funny...)
[ ] You're honest.
[x] Even if you won't admit it, you love your family.
[x] You had/have a pet bird.
[x] You love licorice.
[x] You're very passionate about things.
[x] You're the youngest.
[x] You want to be a grown up.
[x] You get embarrassed easily.
[x] You are modest.
[x] You have a short temper.
[x] You don't like childish things.
So... I'm apparently most like Iceland. Big surprise. Every time I take quizzes like this, I always get Iceland (when he's an option). ALWAYS. I don't really know what I was expecting when I took this, but... yeah.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and add a stereotype to the list.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I have STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (I actually AM a loser)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm ICELANDIC, so I MUST love Björk.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs, I so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBIE.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends.