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Joined 05-14-12, id: 4005308, Profile Updated: 10-06-13
Author has written 4 stories for Good Omens, Avengers, Sherlock, and Star Trek: 2009.

Anyone bored enough to come and read my stupid profile must really want to know more about me, so...

1. I am female

2. I love to read and write

3. Mostly read

4. My friends and I get strange looks from the normal population when we accidentally wander into public places.

5. I play soccer and the clarinet in marching band.

6. My penname came from Harry Potter Puppet Pals, if you were wondering...

My Favorites

Harry Potter: Severus Snape

The Big Bang Theory: Sheldon Cooper

Skulduggery Pleasant Series: Skulduggery

Artemis Fowl: Artemis

Discworld Series: DEATH

Good Omens: Crowley and Aziraphale

The Avengers: Loki

Sherlock(BBC): Sherlock and John

Lord of the Rings: Frodo and Sam (I like everyone in this, but the hobbits are my favorite)

Star Trek: Kirk and Spock

My OTPs

Aziraphale and Crowley (Good Omens)

Holly Short and Artemis Fowl

John Watson and Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock)

Loki and Tony Stark (Avengers)

Kirk and Spock (Star Trek, new and old)

You know you might not be from this world if:

(spot the references, go ahead, do it)

You start attracting Greek monsters.

You insist upon telling an empty room that you don't like lollipops.

When you reach for a pen, the one you choose turns into a sword when you uncap it.

Your aunt inflates and flies away when you get mad.

You're less than three feet tall and have pointy ears.

You enjoy singing Riverstomp to nobody (or so you thought).

You recently discovered that you have an unnatural fear of the number four.

You are seven feet tall and carry a scythe around with you.

You talk in capital letters.

Your teacher keeps telling you to turn to page 394.

The Hogfather comes instead of Santa Clause.

Your favorite adult is a skeleton that drives a Bentley and has an impeccable sense of style.

After you tell a joke you feel the need to say 'Bazinga!'

You like to threaten your houseplants.

You can't touch Holy Water or you either burst into flames or explode.

Your choice of armor has horns on the helmet.

You carry around Mjolnir.

You turn into a giant green rage monster.

You recently found out that you were adopted from Jotunheim.

You are more than 70 years old yet you still look great in tight, spangled uniforms.

You have an arc reactor in your chest.

You wear an eyepatch and talk to superheros on a daily basis.

You have a flatmate that keeps heads and other body parts in the fridge.

You are a consulting detective, the only one in the world.

It's not your division.

You have pointy eyebrows and pointy ears.

You wanna boldly go, like, all the time.

You randomly shout "I can do zat!"

Disclaimer: Just thought I'd let you all know that none of the characters that are in my fanfics are mine, and the much more awesome and smart authors deserve the credit for them! I do not use OC's in my fanfics. I will tell you otherwise if it is an OC...

I don't post new stories often, but I will every once in a while when inspiration strikes.

You can also find me on Tumblr as mustachebuddiesforever so keep an eye out.

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Drown by Ordis reviews
Three months after Operation Avengers all is well. Or is it? When Steve and Tony hack into SHIELD to find missing weapons shipments they find more than they bargained for in the form of a prisoner who should, by rights, have been sent to Asgard long ago.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 137,508 - Reviews: 2858 - Favs: 2,501 - Follows: 3,449 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 3,818 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dominoes and Dynamite by OperationBlackSheep reviews
When Tony's solo attempt to catch Loki goes awry, he finds himself struggling to counteract the god's plans and unravel his secrets. Loki is vaguely amused by these attempts. Rated T for language, might become M. Will become slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 198,229 - Reviews: 1712 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Shades of Green by Gemsir reviews
Summary: Defenseless in battle, Tony finds himself getting help from an unexpected side – too bad for him, that this help causes him so much more trouble than he could have seen coming. But it causes a lot more than that. - FrostIron - M for slash in later chapters.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 199,628 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
What More Is There? by AssessTheSituation reviews
"Mr. Stark, it's a pleasure." Slash. Tony/Loki
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,959 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Loki
The Adventure of the Civil Partnership by Rairakku1234 reviews
Sherlock and John are hunting a kidnapper who has been taking newlywed couples across the Greater London Area and Sherlock has the perfect way to flush him out. Warning: Pre-Slash/Slash of S/J. Now Series 2 Compliant. WIP Slow Updates
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,433 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 12/11/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Devil You Know by MaverikFlame reviews
A series of one-shots, mostly humorous, showing the evolution of Loki's relationship with Tony Stark. Sequel to Nine Lives.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,520 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - [Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Possession by Nana-41175 reviews
**COMPLETE!** "I seem to be suffering from delusions of being a vampire." Dr. John Watson has a new patient in hand. It seems like a straightforward case, or is it? Vampire!Sherlock/John Extreme AU. Epilogue and a special chapter, "Love Song" up! Rated M for some Johnlock scenes. Please R&R!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 115,294 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
To Light Another's Path by BeautifulFiction reviews
Teaching John to observe seems to be a losing battle, but when Sherlock falls ill and submits himself to John's care, will he realise that there is more to life than the science of deduction? Meanwhile, there is a murder to solve, and John must try and convince Sherlock not to sacrifice his own health for the sake of the case. Eventual J/S hurt/comfort case fic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 131,223 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Doors Open From Both Sides by LovelyStrumpet reviews
What if Loki DIDN'T throw Tony out of the window, and decided to have a chat instead? Beginning with the 'Performance Issues' scene in the Avengers and haring off at my own AU tangent. Narrative/dialogue/angst heavy. Told mostly from Tony's POV with occasional Loki interjections. Pre-slash, but maybe developing into FrostIron if I ever overcome my inability to write said slash!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,314 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Shades of Green by KeeperoftheNine reviews
Severus Snape knew his life would be difficult the moment he signed away his freedom to Dumbledore on the windswept hill. What he did not realise, was his duties as Head of Slytherin would also include visitations from the God of Mischief. This is my response to the AU challenge on the Muffliato facebook group. Rated "T" for an inkling of implied slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Severus S., Loki - Complete
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1853 - Favs: 3,232 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by verityburns reviews
Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,886 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 2,709 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
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Echoes reviews
Not all endings are happy ones. Warnings: Spoilers for Star Trek: Into Darkness, Major Character Death
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/6/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Rache is Revenge reviews
When Sherlock returns from the dead, John is quite unhappy to learn that there is one little thread of Moriarty's web left to take care of. The first case that John and Sherlock face after being reunited may be the one that changes everything. Pre-slash to slash John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,144 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Second Chance reviews
Tony Stark is a little alarmed when a rather beat up Norse god appears in Stark Tower. Why does he suddenly feel the need to help him, and why do people keep asking him all of these questions? Will eventually lead to Tony/Loki... COMPLETE
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,572 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Few Snapshots reviews
Crowley discovers something that Aziraphale has kept from him for quite some time and is worried. What happens when you get an angel drunk and ask questions? More than you would think... Slash A/C
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,555 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete