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Author has written 3 stories for G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, X-Men: The Movie, and Avengers.


Hi...my name is C.J...I'mma girl..

Child of the wilderness
Born into emptiness
Learn to be lonely
Learn to find your way in darkness
Who will be there for you?
Comfort and care for you?
Learn to be lonely
Learn to be your one companion

Never dreamed out in the world
There are arms to hold you
You've always known
Your heart was on its own

So laugh in your loneliness
Child of the wilderness
Learn to be lonely
Learn how to love life that is lived alone
Learn to be lonely
Life can be lived
Life can be loved

My most favorite quote ever:

Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ Don't forget to dream.
Don't forget to imagion.
Don't forget to laugh.
And the friend who cared the most,
never existed...Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ

"Yesterday upon the stair
I met a man who wasn’t there
He wasn’t there again today
Oh, how I wish he’d go away

When I came home last night at three
The man was waiting there for me
But when I looked around the hall
I couldn’t see him there at all!
Go away, go away, don’t you come back any more!
Go away, go away, and please don’t slam the door

Last night I saw upon the stair
A little man who wasn’t there
He wasn’t there again today
Oh, how I wish he’d go away
-William Hughes Mearns"

"When Life hands you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world try to figure out how the hell you did it."

"Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny..."

"Sorry, I traded my heart for another liver. Now I drink more an careless."

“I am not an animal. I am brilliant and beautiful. Anything I want on this Earth I can take and no one can stop me. Simply, I am bored.”

Are you, are you
Coming to the tree
Where I told you to run, so we'd both be free
Strange things did happen here
No stranger would it be
If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree

"I don't know where I'm going from here, but I promise it won't be boring." David Bowie

"Sorry, the elevator to success is out-of-order. You'll have to take the stairs-one step at a time."Anonymous

"Today you are YOU, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than YOU!" Dr. Seuss

"WRITE to be understood, SPEAK to be heard, READ to grow." Lawrence P

Things to do in an elevator!!!(and yes, I have done ALL of these in my building [or library or anywhere they had an elevator] XD):

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in one corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at every floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises whenever someone else pushes a button.

10. Stare grinning at another person for a while, then say, "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square with chalk on the floor then say to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you.(nearly got slapped on this one .-.)

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug with the other passengers. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.(got yelled at by an old man XD)

17. Hold the doors open and say that you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi, Greg. How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone bends to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend that you're a flight attendant, and review emergency exits with the other passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Yell, "Group hug!", then enforce it.(only one person hugged me...)

23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congradulate all for being in the same lift as you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.(my landlady was on that day...)

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring--don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?"

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!"

33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell different people that you can see their aura.

35. When the door closes, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."(made a baby cry .-.)

37. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..."

38. Say your Majesty when anybody gets on.

39. Introduce yourself as Lord Voldemort.(one kid got on, i told him that and he said that he was Harry Potter...fun times XD)

40. Ask people which floor they want and why, and then announce that you're going to the floor with Olympus on it because you didn't steal any lightening.

41. Hang Ethan Hunt style from the ceiling of the elevator and speak ominously when someone enters "Heloooooooo"(I ALMOST FELL ON THE LADY)

42. Still hanging from the ceiling, drop onto whoever comes in.(CHECK ._.)

43. Try to make up and sing lyrics for the boring elevator music.

44. Try to start a My-Briefcase-is-better-than-yours contest.

45. Hold a ring and say, "My precious."


On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

If you have ever had a crush on a book character, copy this to your profile. (I LOVE YOU JACE WAYLAND.)

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're a person who is longing for an adventure like the ones you read in books, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are characters on a certain show (no need to mention names) that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this into your profile

You are a writer IF...

-If you talk to yourself. (EX: I tell myself all my secrets...don't tell me I said so!)
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (EX: I should stop taling to myself..it looks weird...but what do I care?)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person. (EX: Pfft! No way, you ma'am, are a dumbass! Where'd you go school?)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If, you tend to collect every rock you can find, to the point that it ANNOYS everyone, even your own mother and other peoples' mother.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If, the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have O.C.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have O.C.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English


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Spirit's Life by MustangLover97 reviews
I am not your average mutant. I am much, much more than that. My name is Spirit and this is the story of my life. Follow me through my adventures of pain and sorrow, happiness and new beginnings. Read on if you dare...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,629 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 9/8/2011
That Happens Sometimes by FrostedFangirl reviews
Clint and Steve are trying to teach Thor how to peel an orange, but he just won't get it! ...And then he (sort of) does, and chaos is brought forth. "OH MY EYE HOW IT BURNS!" Crack fic! No slash! Mild romance! This is a story about Thor, fruit, things, and dogs. I am not to be held responsible for death by too much laughter or lack of air.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 208 - Words: 147,404 - Reviews: 3319 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Thor
Some Assembly Required by fluteandpicc reviews
Based off of an AU suggested on livejournal: Teenage AU where the Avengers are a bunchy of mouthy runaway/orphaned kids who band together and commit petty theft in order to survive on the streets. (Now set that back in the '50's, add in a touch of MKUltra and Project Paperclip, and you've got this story!)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,690 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S.] Captain America/Steve R., Thor
It's Funny, How Things Change by OmegaPhaedra reviews
Jillian Sinclair doesn't take too kindly to being undermined in her work-zone. She worked hard to get the respect she had. So, when her boss brings in a well-known friend to fill in their empty Deputy Chief of Surgery position, one who happens to be just as stubborn as she is, sparks fly. And no, they aren't the good kind. Beast X OC fic. Will be revamping chapters 1-30 soon.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 54 - Words: 149,610 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Logan/Wolverine, Charles Xavier/Professor X, Hank/Beast, OC
the Monster of the Circus by Marmiexx reviews
Tortured and hurt beyond repair, the is a story of one mutant and how she ended up at Xaviers School for Gifted Youngsters. OC story, rated T for a reason, possibly M in later chapters.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,428 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Complete
Red with anger by MysticFantasy reviews
No longer being chased by General Ross, Bruce is finally feeling good about himself. But just when things are looking promising something turns his world upside down.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,417 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Captain America/Steve R.
Learning To Share by Quantumphysica reviews
"Okay, so I have to share a body with a mortal. But why for Odin's sake did it have to be such an ugly mortal!" Loki wakes up and finds himself in the body of the 17-year-old Lori. Little problem: Lori is in there as well... How will our favorite god of mischief cope sharing a head with a chubby bigmouthed redhead? No mushy Loki/OC!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,317 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Loki - Complete
Friendship Is Science by IShipItAllAndThenSome reviews
Bruce is stubborn; no matter your theory on Hulk's internal origins, he's a part of Bruce. Ergo, just as stubborn. And sometimes, Jolly Green doesn't want to leave. So Tony and Clint sit with him, entertain him, keep him calm. The most calming thing for our great green friend? Watching My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. In which Tony is an epic Science Bro. T for, well, Tony.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Green by Charlieg1905 reviews
Bruce Banner really didn't like the colour green.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Caged 2: Ghost Runner by MustangLover97 reviews
Sequel to Caged. Cobra Commander is back, bringing with him a new technology called Ghost Runner. With it, he plans to take his revenge on the Joes, especially Whisper, Snake Eyes, and her twin daughters. Full summary inside! Rated T just to be safe!
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,012 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Complete
Feral Trauma by Risika Kiisu Seto reviews
Kuga "Cougar" Talonson must learn to either accept or control her inner beast. After being in a mutant testing facility for a year, will she be able to overcome the mental trauma, or will she decide all people are untrustworthy? What does Sabretooth want with her? How will the arrival of her brother affect the situation? Please leave reviews! WIP. Rating may change...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,526 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Sabretooth, Logan/Wolverine, OC
Opaque by whiteknees reviews
"You shouldn't throw your whole life away just because it's banged up a little bit." A struggling mutant girl is rescued and recruited by the X-Men to help defeat Sebastian Shaw. Along the ride she comes across Alex Summers once again. Shortly afterwards, their awful pasts catches up with them. Havok/OC.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,865 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Alexander S./Havok
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On The Radio reviews
On a mundane trip to the store with Tony; Bruce has a run in with one of the city's big radio stars. (I'll write actually summary if I take to updating this, so far one-shot)
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., OC
Glimpse of Bones reviews
Logan just wanted to get away for a while, but he found her instead. She's afriad; of the things she sees, of what she is and what the future keeps hidden. Can they help her, and in return can she them? Can 'them' turn into 'us? Is a stranger really just a friend you haven't met? And are mutants jsut the next stage of evolution soo to be everyone's fate? (After X3)(Strong T Rate)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013
Rebel Yell reviews
A.J 'Rebel' Raiders could be seen as one of the greatest military personnel of her time, but every accomplishment comes with a price. When her largest mile stone had a price far too high, she ran away from the only family she knew. After five years, they reclaimed her and she is determined not to let them down again. SE/OC
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,413 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Complete