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Joined 05-15-12, id: 4006754, Profile Updated: 07-22-15
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

I write works of fan fiction using characters from the Harry Potter world, which is trademarked by J. K. Rowling. All characters used in the stories were created and are owned by J.K. Rowling. I do not claim them as my own, or claim the world they are represented in as my own. The stories I write are invented by me, and are not portrayed or believed to be part of J.K. Rowling's story. These stories are simply for entertainment purposes, and I seek to make no profit from them. I would like to thank J.K. Rowling for creating the magical world of Harry Potter, and introducing me to a story which continues to make an impact on my life today.

Time for my semi-annual update! It's June 2015, and this is what's new:

20 years old. -Woot woot-

I have a sunburn from hell, but enjoyed the time I spent getting it ;)

Taking a break from college this summer. Ready to go back in the fall, and I think I'm going to live on campus for the first time! Which will be fun, I suppose. I changed my major from elementary education, to political science... Maybe someday I'll write my fanfiction from the oval office ;) kidding!

Finally, I'm getting my first Harry Potter tattoo. It's going to hurt SO bad, but it'll be totally worth it. It's a deathly hallows symbol between my shoulder blades, with pretty scrolls around the outline, will flow into the word 'always' written vertically down my spine. This link is the general idea.

Joined Pottermore: AsphodelThestral15844 (I think it would be more fun if the Mods werent so effing strict about what you can post)

I love to read and write fanfiction. Especially Harry Potter, and more specifically:




But I will occasionally write & read other pairings.

House Elf Name Ideas

Adley, Allby, Bannie, Berl, Bowee, Brabble, Brally, Calcee, Cammi, Chudd, Clanny, Cocoa, Dally, Delbee, Dimble, Dinky, Dobby, Edley, Evie

Fammy, Farley, Foddy, Funlie, Gabby, Ginky, Gockley, Hanky, Hoppy, Illy, Izzy, Janky, Jobie, Kallie, Kooky, Kreacher, Lanie, Libby, Loddy

Loobie, Loony, Mabby, Milly, Mimi, Mitzi, Monty, Nalie, Nani, Noolie, Obby, Oppi, Orlin, Paddy, Peggie, Peony, Pippy, Puddly, Qingy, Quinny

Rabby, Radley, Rennie, Riddy, Rimmy, Saddie, Sammy, Shimmy, Siddy, Silly, Tami, Tandy, Tarry, Tiddy, Timmy, Tinky, Toddy, Ubby, Uley

Ussley, Vaddy, Vandy, Verny, Vibby, Waddy, Wanby, Wimby, Winky, Wobbly, Xaddy, Xamby, Xingy, Yanny, Yarley, Yimby, Yuri, Zebby

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Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 14643 - Favs: 20,481 - Follows: 20,152 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Looks Can Be Deceiving by corvusdraconis reviews
What if Severus Snape had taken Hermione Granger under wing secretly during her time at Hogwarts? What if Draco Malfoy really wasn't the bigot he let everyone think he was? (Follows canon mostly up until the end of GoF, and then detours off into AU territory w/Severus as father figure)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 100 - Words: 463,079 - Reviews: 2679 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Hermione G., Viktor K.] Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Carpe Diem by Bertie Bott reviews
The future is explained through the past and everything happens for a reason. Hermione becomes an active part of the history she studies so diligently in class. A dream come true, right? Nothing is as it seems...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 118,855 - Reviews: 2354 - Favs: 2,305 - Follows: 1,437 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 5/20/2006 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Harry Potter And The Bonds Of Time by Vance McGill reviews
Book 1 of Bonds of Time Saga. After an attack, Harry and Ginny Potter find themselves back in time before Harry's first year at Hogwarts. Stuck in the past with no way back, they decide to change the future for the better. Larger summary inside. Time-Travel, Soul-Bond, AU. H/G, R/Hr! COMPLETE! The sequel "Bonds of Time II: Fighting Fate" is also complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 92 - Words: 449,444 - Reviews: 2053 - Favs: 2,623 - Follows: 1,514 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Plan by kmwilson reviews
"We need someone he can open up to and tell all his secrets to, someone who's on our side and who can tell us everything he says and does." He hesitated. "Hermione, I think you should seduce Draco Malfoy."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,642 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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Oh Mistletoe reviews
A sneak peek into a much larger story in the works! Snape and Hermione get stuck under a mistletoe. Cute, funny, NOT creepy NOT OOC. "Her eyes widened more and more, as he cast a number of spells, each of them unsuccessful. She began to look around helplessly, hoping it were some cruel joke, and the prankster would jump out of the shadows and reverse whatever they'd done."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,928 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 7/23/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.]
1943 reviews
Ginny Weasley tries to use the Room of Requirement during the Final Battle. The Room was severely damaged by Crabbe's fire, and it malfunctions. In a twist of events, the Room resets itself to the time of its birth, and Ginny finds herself stuck in 1943. How will Ginny manage to keep her secret, with the stress of Grindelwald's Revolution and Tom Riddle and his Knights? GW/TR GW/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 8/23/2014 - Harry P., Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Raises Himself reviews
-Currently rewriting. Follow for future updates.- Harry & Ginny travel through time to 1981. They plan to rewrite history, but nothing ever goes as planned. Read & review! Time travel. Harry/Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,265 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - [Harry P., Ginny W.]
The Bond reviews
Hermione Granger's plan met complication. Now she is stuck repeating her seven years of Hogwarts with Draco Malfoy, who she shares a mind and soul with. They plan to use their foreknowledge to their advantage. Soul-Bond. AU. Semi-Canon. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,112 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
The Reason He Loves Being a Death Eater reviews
"The Official Death Eater Punch Card. He had already gotten nine punches, and if he made it to ten, he would get a free tee shirt. He really wanted that tee shirt." The hilariously immature truth about the 'no girls allowed' club of Death Eaters, and their ever-moldy leader, Voldie. T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
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