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Joined 05-15-12, id: 4006991, Profile Updated: 03-07-14
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Hunger Games.

"To procrastinate or not to procrastinate, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler to update one's fanfiction, or to get one's homework done on time."

Formerly Ravenclawtribute. Greetings, mortal. Welcome to my profile. I am a huge fan of the Hunger Games, Harry Potter and A Song of Ice and Fire series, and I get bored REALLY easily. Because I get bored easily, I have been making fanfiction in my head for years. Before you ask, I'm all about official stuff, so I am pottermore sorted (I am a Ravenclaw) and according to thecapitol.pn, I am from District 4 (and District 7 because something on the website screwed up), but I tell everyone that I'm from District 4 because of Finnick and Annie. ALL THE FANNIE FEELS!! Still, District 7 is pretty cool and Johanna is one of my favourite characters.

My Universal Fandom Quiz results: http://www.thepottergames.com/quiz/surveyresult/203109.jpg

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Harry Potter or The Hunger Games. Do you think I would be writing fanfiction if I did?

My Fics:

War, Peace and Raging Hormones: What was life in Panem like before the first rebellion? Kirra Flanagan, a District 4 resident, keeps a diary. It was a gift from a friend and she somehow got hooked. Starts pre-Dark Days and continues into Dark Days.

The White Room series: A Harry Potter/Hunger Games crossover series about what happens when a character from each novel meets in a white room. Humour and randomness with some questions answered.

Escapee: An extended headcanon about the girl from 4, the 74th Games and what happened to the other countries. Rewrite.

Things I Like

Travelling the world

My friends

Fangirling over book series

Making people laugh

The Wombats

Chocolate Yule Logs

Shopping

Dumplings

Listening to music

Writing fanfiction

Telling people random facts that they really don't want/need to know

Things I Hate

Enclosed spaces

Sewer rats

Mood swings and puberty in general

Hypocrites

Teachers who may hinder my chances of getting into Cambridge

Mr. Harry Potter,
Thank you for remaining strong when we couldn’t be.

Mr. Ronald Weasley,
Thank you for always coming back.

Miss Hermione Granger,
Thank you for having a good heart, and forgiving those who should be forgiven.

Mr. Draco Malfoy,
Thank you for finding the light when things started getting dark.

Mr. George Weasley,
Thank you for finding humor when we could barely smile.

Mr. Albus Dumbledore,
Thank you for lighting the way and guiding us.

Mr. and Mrs. Weasley,
Thank you for all you sacrificed.

Mr. Sirius Black and Mr. Remus Lupin,
Thank you for your loyalty.

Mr. Rubeus Hagrid,
Thank you for your undying compassion.

Mr. Neville Longbottom,
Thank you for your bravery.

Miss Luna Lovegood,
Thank you for your wise words.

Miss Ginny Weasley,
Thank you for being strong-willed in spite of everything you've been through.

Dobby,
Thank you for showing us the value of friendship.

Mr. Fred Weasley,
Thank you for the memories.

Mr. Lucius and Mrs. Narcissa Malfoy,
Thank you for choosing to be better for your son's sake.

Mr. James and Mrs. Lily Potter,
Thank you for giving your life for your only son.

Miss Minerva McGonagall,
Thank you for understanding your students and helping them with their problems.

Mr. Severus Snape,
Thank you for your love.

And to Mrs. Joanne Kathleen Rowling,
THANK YOU FOR MY CHILDHOOD.

Make a list of your 12 favorite Hunger Games characters (in no particular order), then answer the questions. Copy and paste this quiz to your profile to answer the questions.

1. Rue

2. Finnick

3. Foxface

4. Clove

5. Johanna

6. Cato

7. Annie

8. Gale

9. Prim

10. Katniss

11. Marvel

12. Peeta

Questions:

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Cato/Marvel: I’ve seen it before, but I wouldn’t read it.

2) Do you think Four is hot?

Johanna is a straight girl and so am I.

3) What would happen if Eight got Twelve pregnant?

Technically, Gale can’t get Peeta pregnant.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Do I have to list them all?

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Finnick and Cato: no.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Johanna/Prim or Johanna/Katniss? Mon Dieu! Johanna would scare the living crap out of Prim.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

What would happen if Annie walked in on Finnick and Peeta? I’m not sure, but it would not be good.

8) Make a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Foxface and Katniss? I don’t think they ever even speak to each other.

9) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Rue/Gale? NO. JUST NO. SHE IS 12. I REST MY CASE.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve fic?

Annie and Peeta. Ummm… Lunatic Bakery?

11) What title would you give if Four wanted to de-flower One?

Clove de-flowering Rue!? :o *speechless*

12) Would anyone on your friends list read Two/Four/Five?

Finnick/Clove/Johanna...I sincerely hope that none of my friends are THAT messed-up

13) What would Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

SHOOT ALL THE SQUIRRELS!

14) If you wrote a song-fic about Seven and Eight, what song would you use?

I don’t know, there aren’t really any. Does Gale even talk to Annie?

15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Rue/Cato/Peeta… WHAT KIND OF MESSED UP SOUL WOULD WRITE THAT?!

16) What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

I like your trident, if you get what I mean…

17) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A few weeks ago, I think…

18) What is Six's super secret kink?

I’ll pass on this one.

19) If Three and Seven got together who's on top?

I’m not answering this one either.

20) One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic?

Rue and Prim are in a happy relationship until Prim runs off with Clove. Rue, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Marvel and a brief, unhappy affair with Peeta, then follows the wise advice of Johanna and finds true love with Foxface. I’d call it ‘Paedophilia in Panem’.

21) How would you feel if Seven and Eight were original?

Angry. Gale is a total poo in Mockingjay and Annie is with Finnick. End of discussion.

22) Would Eleven shag nine? Drunk or Sober?

No. That is disgusting and illegal.

Annoying things to do on an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

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A Complete Idiot's Guide To Writing A Hunger Games Fanfiction by thecatclouder reviews
Welcome to the HG story archives. This is a guide/story on how to write a cliché filled fanfiction which has been done a million times before, so much so that new clichés had to be invented for it. Don't worry, you'll get a lot of reviews. Providing you aren't too original. After all, there are so many stories of the same topic. They must be doing something right... right?
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,400 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Haymitch A., Katniss E., Brutus, Bristel
Of Cobbing and Cuddling by Bumbledbee reviews
After saving Scorpius Malfoy from the wrath of Professor McGonagall, Rose Weasley's day to day life begins consisting of more Scorpius Malfoy than she can probably handle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,493 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
We All Love Facebook by Spaidel reviews
The characters of The Hunger Games trilogy are all drawn to this new sensation called Facebook.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 39,578 - Reviews: 2347 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012
The Daily Grind by hiddenmoments reviews
A typical week with our favourite FBI agents. Features caffeine addiction, gratuitous abuse of scented stationary, blatant disregard for everything our parents teach us about basic safety precautions, misappropriation of government resources and shameless mockery of everything that was once held sacred, probably including the law. I apologise in advance.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,074 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Complete
Game On by RowlingTribute91 reviews
She wasn't popular, and she didn't have any fighting skills. She was just a technology geek who kept to herself. But the Hunger Games will change everything for Wiress. And she might just fall in love along the way.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,758 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Wiress, Beetee - Complete
The Parody of the Hunger Games by The Hash Slinging Slasher reviews
Katniss Everdeen is on her own against twenty three other tributes, but at least she has her talking backpack to keep her company. An all-around parody that explores Katniss's philosophical battle with murder, as well as the origin of Peeta's hilarious bakery themed name.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,316 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Hot Off the Press by bahjoosaeyo reviews
Scorpius Malfoy, Senior Writer at the Daily Prophet has written some scandalous things in his latest column about our favorite Rose Weasley. Cue the furious, sarcastic letters! Their friends are inevitably dragged into the conflict and they figure the only way to solve anything is to get drunk. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,857 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The 74th Annual Hunger Games: Etherised by Teleryn reviews
Sequel to The Others. Ash, Flint, Logan, Dan and Thorn were among those who died during the 74th Annual Hunger Games. But as darkness fades and light emerges, a question arises: who, in a world equally as new and scary as the arena, are the real victors?
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 75,283 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Other tributes, Cato - Complete
Inherited Talent by irmelonlord reviews
"Being the baker's wife, it's unreasonable for her to hate icing. But she hasn't touched a single tube of icing since that day. And of course her family doesn't dare cross her about it. Or maybe they just don't care." Winner of Starvation's July 2012 prompt: Icing. Centered around Mrs. Mellark, Peeta's mom.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Mrs. M, Mr. Mellark - Complete
My Last Goodbye by Violet Teardrops reviews
As Cato lay on the ground, slowly dying and slipping away, it was only then when he realized the sad truth: his whole life had been a lie, and the liar, it seemed, was his own self. Oneshot
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Cato - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8346 - Favs: 7,473 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
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Escapee reviews
In the movie, the girl from District 4 is not shown has having died. What happened to her? What happened to Europe? All will be explained, with a little bit of craziness, junk food and post-hardcore bands along the way...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,222 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Other tributes, Finnick O., Annie C.
War, Peace and Raging Hormones reviews
This is the diary of Kirra Flanagan, rebel medic. Sometimes she wonders why she is writing to an inanimate object, but who knows, maybe it'll become a best seller. Starts pre-Dark Days and continues into Dark Days. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,178 - Reviews: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 9/30/2012
Cato Meets Dumbledore: A White Room Story reviews
Companion fic to 'Hermione and Clove's Letter to Fanfiction'. Albus Dumbledore, the king of inspiring speeches wakes up in a white room with a strangely familiar boy from another universe. An attempt to explain Cato's OOC speech at the end of the Hunger Games movie.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Complete
Hermione and Clove's letter to fanfiction reviews
A letter from Hermione and Clove, to all of the shippers on fanfiction. NOT A ROMANCE STORY.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Hermione G., Clove - Complete