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OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.


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Fans and Girlfriends by JustClem reviews
Falling in love is easy for everyone. Falling in love with a famous band member? Still easy. But befriending them and hoping they'd return her feelings? Nope. Not easy. Yang never takes it the easy way, though. So, if there's a line between being a fan and a girlfriend, then she's going to break it! (Band AU - Fangirl Yang/Ruby - Musician Blake/Weiss)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 198,514 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 1/7/2018 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] [Ruby R., Weiss S.] - Complete
Rush by mikotyzini reviews
Weiss always knew what life had in store for her - she would grow up, marry the man her parents had chosen, and live out the rest of her days in a cold, lonely mansion. A path set in stone, she didn't dare dream of anything else - she didn't dare desire anything else. Until she met Ruby.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,179 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 2,001 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 7/14/2019 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Weiss S., Ruby R.] [Yang X.L., Blake B.] - Complete
I Think I Like You by OriginStoryPilot reviews
Ruby Rose is elected to be vice president of the student council. This means she's forced to work with the student council president, Weiss Schnee. What Ruby thought was going to be a waste of time might just turn out to be the best thing she's ever experienced. High school AU. (Cover art by Yodog)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,559 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 5/15/2019 - Published: 12/27/2017 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Dilation by Jefardi reviews
Blake has her eyes dilated and can't read. Black Rose/Ladybug fluff [Cover Art provided by Masheroo/Thatonea]
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 87 - Words: 86,481 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 8/11/2018 - Published: 3/12/2015 - [Blake B., Ruby R.] Weiss S., Yang X.L.
When Hearts Collide by Lhyaran reviews
Capturing one's true love has never been so difficult. KiGo
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 92,425 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 5/13/2018 - Published: 6/11/2016 - Kim P., Shego
Maybe I'll See You Around by ARMV7 reviews
Cinder never asked for a life like this, a life blighted by a light-shattering shadow. But it was the one in Red who shined just the right amount of light, leading Cinder to a time of peace, serenity and maybe love. -But change doesn't just happen over night. [High School AU setting] [DISCONTINUED?]
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,403 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 12/29/2016 - Published: 9/2/2014 - [Ruby R., Cinder F.] Weiss S., Yang X.L.
Devastating Consequences: Becoming Vasto Lord by only4bass reviews
Remastered version of this story is up! I dropped the Devastating consequences title. the remastered version is (Becoming Vasto Lorde Remastered )Thank you! FOR ALL THE SUPPORT! Disclaimer: I do not own bleach. please review the remastered version. i would love input!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 67 - Words: 287,601 - Reviews: 2443 - Favs: 2,763 - Follows: 2,227 - Updated: 10/19/2016 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Ichigo K., T. Harribel - Complete
Hot, Cold, and Everything in Between by Juwpiter081 reviews
One born of fire, the other of ice. One likes to party, the other likes to study. One rushes recklessly, the other always has a plan. They couldn't be further apart, and yet they couldn't be closer. Freezerburn.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 263,058 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 8/1/2016 - Published: 8/1/2014 - [Weiss S., Yang X.L.] [Ruby R., Blake B.]
It's Our Hearts That Make The Beat by meislovely reviews
RWBY ROCK!au: Watch RWBY as they rise from a group of new artists to a world renowned punk rock band and, above all, a family. Mostly humor, some dark themes. Full warning in the first chapter. Freezerburn and Ladybug pairings. [Discontinued]
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,370 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 8/21/2015 - [Yang X.L., Weiss S.] [Ruby R., Blake B.]
The Forgotten Doctor by Morgan d'Arc reviews
Overshadowed by his fortuitous sister, Naruto will discover his prodigal talent in poisons and medical skills. He will prove to his family and the village that he can be a strong ninja without the help of natural brilliance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 142,234 - Reviews: 1997 - Favs: 4,320 - Follows: 3,306 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U., Naruko U. - Complete
Jaden Motou by Zorcandpals reviews
Jaden Yuki has a secret, she's not a boy and her last names not Yuki. She's really the daughter of the missing King of Games Yugi Motou. She possesses the Millenium Armband and Haou's her Yami and the daughter of Atem. She joins Duel Academy with a mission, to become good enough to save her dad when she finds him, not realising the friends and maybe love, she'll find on the way. AU
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,044 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Jaden Y./J┼źdai Y.
Snake in the Leaves by harry1817 reviews
What if the snake summons, except Manda, wanted a real summoner. Someone to bring their clan back to its' noble and just image. Soon, they find a worthy summoner, in Naruto, the Kyuubi container.bleachxover eventual Harem...go clan restoration.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,381 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Naruto U., Yoruichi S.
A Date For Death by Queen MiMi of Wonderland reviews
The Jubi wasn't just a Demon, she was born in the last two hundred years of the Samurai, as a human girl.When the Sage of Six Path's came, towards his death he sealed the Jubi into the Moon. After hundreds of years, giving bloodline after another, she is released. Her freedom doesn't last, and she ends up sealed into Naruto. FULL SUMMARY & WARNINGS INSIDE! POWERFUL!DEMONIC!NARUTO
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 131,281 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Saved by the Sound by Darkflash reviews
Naruto and Sasuke's battle ended in a draw. Both were in cridical condition by the time Kakashi showed up. He was faced with a choice and picked Sasuke, leaving Naruto to die. But the blond's luck prevails when he is saved by Orochimaru. How will Naruto change?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,033 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Naruto U.
I am Legion by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
When he was young, Naruto had an encounter with a poison dart tree frog. Instead of traumatizing the kid, it intrigued him. And then he got access to the Forbidden Scroll... intelligent!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,215 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Naruto U.
Master of Puppets, Demolition Chief by Dirty Reid reviews
What if Deidara and Sasori were partners, but never joined Akatsuki? What if a 6 year old Naruto was left beaten outside Konoha? What if Deidara and Sasori found him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,414 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 2,345 - Follows: 2,098 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Naruto U., Kin T.
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