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Joined 05-16-12, id: 4007170, Profile Updated: 03-08-17
Author has written 4 stories for Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010, My Candy Love, and Adventure Time with Finn and Jake.

Hello and welcome to the Booty Patrol, this is The Captain speaking...

Heya, not much going on here anymore. It's been years since I last wrote any fanfiction. I mostly deal with my OCs now, but I figure I ought to update my bio as a courtesy. My fiction stories are a lot better because they're more recent and skills get better with time, but I haven't published the majority of my most recent works.

This link will send you to my Fiction Press account no matter what name I have at the time: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/842991/

Story Status:

Just a note that most of these probably won't ever be completed. Bummer.

Improbable, but Not Impossible: The third chapter, Vacation, is in the process. Join Castiel and Nathaniel for a trip to the lake.

The Hero and the Vampire: There is most certainly going to be a sequel. I am already done with the first few pages, there will be a lot more than that and it'll probably be longer than the first part. I'm also just kind of preoccupied by the above story.

Peter and the Stranger: About halfway done with chapter 2, but I'm just going to abandon this one. I had big ideas for it when I first wrote it, but I have kind of lost those to bigger, better plots. I'll leave it up though, even if it's really crappy.

Unforgotten: Working on chapter 3. Taking breaks for other stuff. Sorry for the cliffhanger. Drake's fine. There was supposed to be some XXX in there, but now I guess you'll just have to use your imagination.

Favorites:

Food: Rice! Apples, Cinnamon sticks

Drink: Green tea

Movie: Kubo and the Two Strings

Book Series: Skullduggery Pleasant

TV Shows: House, Dexter, Hannibal

Color: Electric Blue

Stuff About Me:

Age: 18

Height: 5' 6"

Sex: Male

Orientation: Bi

Hair Color: Ginger

Eye Color: Green

Pets: 5 cats, 1 bearded dragon, 1 leopard gecko, 2 crested geckos

Hobbies: Cooking, doodling, miscellaneous research, mycology

Cheers!
The Captain

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Novo Aetas by GD-7 reviews
Morgana was dead. Horvath had disappeared. Things could go back to normal now, right?
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,202 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/7/2022 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Dave S., Drake Stone
Cas Bakes Dean a Pie by pleasedonttalktome reviews
Dean is watching a show about pies. Little does he know Cas baked him one?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/11/2015 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Sherlock: Season 4-7 by ballistic dolphin reviews
So Moriarty is come back and he's doing bad things like KILING PEOPLE and SHerlock must solve crime scene B4 IS TOO LATE. Now has Sherlock/Obama and maybe Watson/OC and Cameron/Hitler (HEY GUYS YOU SHOULD READ MY STORY IGNORE THE BAD REVIEWS I USED SPELLCHEEK THIS TIME)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,275 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 10/13/2014 - [J. Moriarty, DI Lestrade] [Sherlock H., John W.]
Fun With a Pharaoh by Angel.chexmex reviews
Moses reflects on how he came to be married to Ramses and they have a little fun. PWP-Porn without plot
Prince of Egypt - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Moses, Rameses - Complete
Truths about Prophecy by HoT.aGaiNsT.a.WaLL reviews
Sometimes they're wrong. Let's just say, the Prime Merlinian? Not quite so Prime. Drake/Dave Drave
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,711 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Dave S., Drake Stone - Complete
Fallen Angel by Crimson Chukfi reviews
This is what happens when one brother wants to dress up the other in a male sex slaves attire. Then again this may have just the right time for things to happen. Let's hope our fallen angel isn't too shy to what's about to happen to him. YAOI Gotta problem then don't read.
Prince of Egypt - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Moses, Rameses - Complete
Valentine's Day by maintje reviews
It's Valentine's Day at Hogwarts. Harry and Draco are the only ones that don't seem to enjoy themselves. It must mean something. HP/DM slash COMPLETE! Now betaed by Siriuslyholly!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,457 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Toxic by Emo-Pirate reviews
When Jonathan unknowingly spills the liquidated form of a new formula he's been working on into his lover's breakfast, interesting things will happen. Established Relationship, ignoring Dark Knight Rises. Warnings: Hot hot mansex ; but that's what you're here for.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, J. Crane - Complete
Deal Breaker by InsaneAndHappyAboutIt reviews
Castiel is desperate. In a last attempt to find God, he turns to the demons. Guess who meets him at the crossroads?...Warning:MATURE SEXUAL CONTENTS!, M/M, One word of bad language. XD I hope you'll like and please, please review!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/22/2012 - [Crowley, Castiel] - Complete
Experiment by NoShoesNoShirtNoSheldon reviews
Upon realizing that Raj and Howard aren't just friends anymore, a curious Sheldon proposes to Leonard an experiment to find out if there is a difference between kissing a girl and kissing a guy. Slash. Raj/Howard, Sheldon/Leonard.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,187 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
Flushed Out by Silent Girl In The Shadows reviews
Two trolls flushed for each other finally figure out what they want after some confusion. And Karkat finds out about more than he ever wanted to. I suck at summaries. Rated M for Karkat and Gamzee's language and the shameless smut.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Baby Blue Eyes by chaoticAgent reviews
Your name is Eridan Ampora and you don't have a prom date. But maybe, just maybe, it's not too late to save the night. Promstuck Karkat/Eridan fluff.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Eridan A., Karkat V. - Complete
Looking For Trouble, Or Rodrick by Louis.please.love.Armand reviews
Greg is older and Rodrick is acting stranger. Between Rodrick's mysterious late night endeavours and Greg's snooping, the Heffley household is about to undergo a serious change. , WARNING: INCEST/SWEARING etc. M for a reason.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Rodrick H., Greg H.
Gute Nacht x by Methbunny reviews
'Good Night x' - Germany x Austria OneShot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Austria, Germany - Complete
Back from death by DiabolicTenshi reviews
Harry didn't die at the end of Spiderman 3. Movieverse. Warnings: maleXmale, much sexual content, possible OOCness, bad English. Don't like don't read! Read&Review please
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry O., Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Shining Eyes by Rukia-K1 reviews
Squeal to Eyes on Him. His eyes shown in the darkness of the room as the thunderstorm raged outside…illuminated by the lighting. FrosIron. 2cd part in sequence.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Let Me Love You by VespertineFlora reviews
After many months together, John finally convinces Karkat to uphold his end of the "you show me yours, I'll show you mine" bargain, despite the troll's apprehension to do so. JohnKat fluff with smut, advisory for alien genitalia
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,978 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/29/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Kiss, Kiss, Big Bang by Castiel666xD reviews
L/S MxM don't like don't read! I don't think this is a popular pairing but I thought I would give it a go. Rated M for next chapter ;
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Leonard H., Sheldon C.
Aphrodite by Beyond-BB-Birthday reviews
It's late and Sylar is exhausted. He and Luke pull into a motel for the night. Luke's very eager to discover Sylar's latest power. Sylar is eager to show him. Luke/Sylar. Takes place during their roadtrip.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2012 - [Sylar/Gabriel G., Luke C.] - Complete
Christmas Cheer by GurlInYourNightmares reviews
Just some holiday Riddler X Two-Face fluff, Batman Forever version
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/9/2012 - E. Nigma, Harvey D. - Complete
Summer Holidays by maintje reviews
Harry gets ready for his sixth year at hogwarts. However, it won't be the same as last year, since something very special happened during the holidays.Multi-chapter. HP/DM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,506 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Not a Ninja by Kayjynx reviews
Karkat finds Eridan streaming his webcam ... Eri 3 Kar, mostly pwp
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Eridan A., Karkat V. - Complete
Spying by NewyorkBeat13 reviews
Draco wakes up from another of his erotic dreams of Harry Potter. He goes to take a shower to relieve his...problem. Will he get and unexpected guest with messy hair, lopsided glasses, and a secret? Read and find out! Love, NewyorkBeat13 Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Naming by Startix-Master of the NoLess reviews
There were two things Finn never expected to do in his life, stop being awesome and give birth. Well, he's still awesome.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Finn, Marshall Lee - Complete
TMI by Startix-Master of the NoLess reviews
A simple errand to deliver cookies turns into a revalation for a too-curious Princess Bubblegum.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Finn, Marshall Lee - Complete
The Touch Paradigm Phenomenon by Deanmon-Is-My-Real-Name reviews
Sheldon has a problem and he wants Leonards help... SLASH. M/M. Sheldon/Leonard. Smut. Rated M for a reason! lol.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
Light Up by Gamebird reviews
Petrellicest, Preseason, 1998 New Year's Eve sees Peter and Nathan sharing a passionate moment in their tumultuous affair. Nathan can't stand that Peter is falling in love with him. Peter can't stand that Nathan is going to walk away.
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Nathan P., Peter P. - Complete
Tea and Sympathy by Concupiscence66 reviews
Sheldon cheers Leonard up.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
Sheldon's Spot by Concupiscence66 reviews
Sheldon tries to make things up to Howard. Sheldon/Howard resulting in Sheldon/Leonard and Howard/Raj
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,501 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Sheldon C., Leonard H.
What Roommates Are For by scorpionsatellite reviews
The typical college experience of walking in on your roommate / being walked in on. Rated M for smut.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Karkat V., Eridan A. - Complete
Max Doesn't Need to Know by HoneyDewHarmony reviews
Fang is just starting to figure out things with Max, but can he deny what Iggy has to offer him? Warning: Lemon, Fang/Iggy, yaoi, oneshot. Don't like, don't read, don't hate!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
A Heat from Hell by Jagger3 reviews
Spirit accidentally drinks a strange beverage that Stein had been saving for an experiment; the effects however are rather strange. Can Stein cure Spirit? Warnings; lots of yaoi!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Franken Stein, Spirit A./Death Scythe - Complete
Class Project Romance by FallingRedRain reviews
Loomer gets paired with Ned for a class project. A project that usually happens with a boy and girl. Inspired by a project I got done with in school. I cheated to get with the person I wanted. Hee hee hee Don't tell no one. Loomer/Ned smex later on.
Ned's Declassified SSG - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Billy L./Bully, Ned B.
Sweet Sins by HoT.aGaiNsT.a.WaLL reviews
Lust, greed, wrath, sloth, pride, envy, and gluttony. The Seven Deadly Sins and their bitter-sweet effect. Drabble story. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just A Stomach Thing Or Something by Kyra5972 reviews
"I'm fine. I just have a…stomach thing or something." Justin comes home when Brian starts getting sick, but the cancer isn't back, it's just a stomach thing…or something.
Crossover - Queer as Folk & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Brian K., Jack H. - Complete
His by demonlifehealer reviews
Tallahassee has to make Ohio understand that he belongs to him, whether Columbus likes it or not. Angst! Yaoi! Possessive Talla/Confused Ohio!
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Tallahassee, Columbus - Complete
Tin Man by SakuraGirl25 reviews
Scott has a problem and it involves Logan.What are the consequences of that one night? Slash. Logan/Scott. Scottcentric.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,140 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/25/2010 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Scott S./Cyclops - Complete
Intelligere by blacksugarbomb reviews
Parrots are highly skilled at using tools and solving puzzles. Raven intelligence is evident by their mastery and manipulative powers over other creatures in their domain.
Crossover - Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Neuro N., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Phoenix by HoT.aGaiNsT.a.WaLL reviews
Just a poem about DM/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Film Critic by AnonRokr reviews
Iceman likes movies. He also likes Nightcrawler... a lot. Maybe he can get Nightcrawler to feel the same way if they just watch enough movies together. Nightcrawler/Iceman. Rated M for language and later chapters.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,685 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Robert D./Iceman, Kurt W./Nightcrawler
Deal by idioticonion reviews
Marshall catches Ted in bed, doing someone he shouldn't be doing. This is M/M Slash Fiction, so be warned!
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Marshall E., Ted M. - Complete
Saying Goodbye by NoShoesNoShirtNoSheldon reviews
My own version of the epilouge. It's a Drarry. My contribution to the E.W.E society. SLASH, don't like, don't read. HP/DM, HG/RW, NL/LL. A few things changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Interrogation by chibichibi k reviews
“Too bad, Lassiface! You’ll be seeing a lot more of me and my ass,” Shawn said in a sing-song voice as he pranced out of the room. Carlton/Shawn. Slash.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Beautiful Brown Eyes by Mark of CTown reviews
ZackFreddy SLASH! Freddy's POV... Freddy comes to realization that he is gay and wants Zack...takes place during movie...R and R! One-shot!
School of Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Freddy J., Zack M. - Complete
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Behind Closed Eyes reviews
A little Castiel x Nathaniel PWP I felt like writing. That's about all there is to it. It... has no plot. Also, f you cant handle MM or rape, this isn't the story for you.
My Candy Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2014 - [Castiel, Nathaniel] - Complete
The Hero and the Vampire reviews
Finn finds himself in Aaa where a certain vampire just so happens to be very attractive even in the alternate universe. M/M Don't hate mate. This was my first attempt at writing a sex scene so... RE-UPLOAD
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/27/2013 - [Finn, Marshall Lee] - Complete
Improbable, But Not Impossible (working title) reviews
The story of a relationship that started with a bribe. How Castiel and Nathaniel went from hating each other to... Well, you'll have to find out. Originally a oneshot that turned into multiple chapters. Separate warnings in each chapter. Rated M for sex and/or swearing. M/M also. Don't like, don't read.
My Candy Love - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Castiel, Nathaniel
Unforgotten reviews
Drake and Dave have been going out, but Dave, unfortunately, loses his recent memories, which includes all of the time they spent together. Now they have to find who did it and get Dave's memory back or start back at the beginning. Drave, M/M, rated M for slash in later chapters and language throughout.
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,234 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Dave S., Drake Stone