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Garden of Eden
by Durinsdottir reviews
THIS FIC IS DEAD, JIM. After taking the blame for a prank, Eden has no choice but to work for Mort to pay off the damages. But are the locals right about his murderous past? Whether she likes it or not, she's about to find out!
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,855 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 5/2/2008
by Angelic Candy reviews
Now at thirteen,Andy's life has been isolated while harboring a dark past.His hopes lift when a foster family adopts him.However,his hope is soon burned by the reality of his continuing nightmare.His only option is to destroy Chucky once and for all.
Child's Play - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/14/2002 - Complete
by yami4eva91 reviews
Mort has been recently divorced, can he survive a week trying to take care of 3 kids? funny consequences and LOTS OF MORT!
Secret Window - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,154 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 2/12/2006
Atonement formally new beginnings
by love.devil.movies.baby reviews
Very loosley based on Rambo. Lana is a new resident of Seattle. Jason is a lonely wanderer. When they meet one rainy night in a diner, sparks are ignited, and a new beginning for both of them occurs.
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,073 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
Edward Scissorhands: The Snow Angel
by Emochan reviews
Crystal has been dreaming of the dark man with scissorhands. Was her grandmother right about him? After finding out for herself, new events take place and fear once again controls the people of the town. Will Crystal and Edward survive? Read and Review!
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,442 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
by Jenna Cassie Herdz reviews
When Mort Rainy's sister, Elektra, convinces him to house her best friend for a while, he must find a way to keep Shooter at bay, and his past a secret from her. However, Nicky Verona is not all that different from himself.
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,506 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
by bicyclefish reviews
A cast and some blue paint.
Benny and Joon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
by Nuky reviews
A little girl lives a very luxery life, until she get's kidnapped by a evil sunglassman. Story seen throw a five year old girl while El Giant and the Sunglassman try to stay out the hands of her papá, the new Barillo Cartel. Summary sucks, story doesn't
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,785 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 3/19/2006
His Last Hope
by southpark33 reviews
Mort Rainey discovers a daughter he never knew he had and realizes that she may be the way for him to find his way back into the normal world.
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2007
One Depp Too Far For Mr Wonka
by Daemon faerie queen reviews
Tim Burton based. What happens when Mr Wonka's interdimensional machine goes wrong and brings back his alternate selves? Join Captain Jack, Ichabod Crane and more for a wacky adventure! Beware of spoilers for other Depp movies.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 38,614 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Napoleon Dynamite Evangelism
by Erulasto reviews
A short explanation note is included within. Basically, this is a Christian version of Napoleon Dynamite not meant to be taken seriously.
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
Napoleon the Ham
by Weasley1200 reviews
Walk inside the life of Napoleon Dynamite working at Mcdonalds...Hopefully everyone thinks my humor is funny.
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2006
Final Destination : McKinley High School Massacre
by Warcos Long reviews
Nicole Sanders, cousin of Amber, has a premonition of a school shooting. She saved thirteen people but as we know the drill, they begin to die...
Final Destination - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 4/13/2006
Chicken Little as a Girl
by Soul of Hell reviews
The real Chicken Little is a girl so I decided to make a story about CL as a girl. CL as a girl, review if you want your made up to be in my story, and I'll put in your character. Pairings: CLxOC
Chicken Little - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2006
Napoleon Goes to Hogwarts
by The Alpacas in a Blender reviews
Napoleon Dynamite and Pedro become students at Hogwarts. Need we say any more? Thanks, everyone, for the reviews! We may change the title soon, so watch out.
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005
Cracking of a Fragile Eggshell Mind
by Mayor Tokey reviews
OUATIM and SW. It’s on the road again for Agent Sands and Mort Rainey. What sort of vicious demons will they have to face along the way? Chapter 16 lives!
Movie X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 125,671 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 3/16/2005
My Brother In Law Kip
by BlackOrchid reviews
What does LaFawnduh's family think about Kip? A very short fic explores the issue.
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/9/2005
Chucky VS the Leprechaun
by Jazzmyne reviews
Uh...its Chucky vs the Leprechaun. What would get Chucky so mad enough to fight the Leprechaun? You'll just have to read and find out now won't you? RR Please.Chapter 3 is up!
Child's Play - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/7/2005 - Published: 7/31/2005
Staying with the tillys
by Twistedmemories reviews
Jenna is staying with what she thinks is her Aunt Jennifer and her cousins Glen and Glenda. What will happen when she discovers who her Aunt really is. What happens when Chucky comes back. Only time will tell.
Child's Play - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/3/2005 - Published: 7/7/2005
by Code Shadow reviews
pg13 for swearing. A funny fic with Freddy, Chucky, Leprechaun, Crypt Keeper, Jason and Candyman. What kind of trouble will they get themselves into? please read and review! Final chapter now up! complete
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,489 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 2/17/2004 - Complete
by Janet Martini de La Ley reviews
Napoleon and Pedro join the Rex Kwon Do Self Defense Program.
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,197 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Complete
Kill Beatrix: The Revenge Of Nikkia Bell
by Prince W reviews
This is the story of Nikkia Bell's quest to avenge her mother, Vernita Green. Will she or won't she succeed? Stay tuned.
Kill Bill - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,349 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/23/2005 - Published: 9/10/2004
Fantasy Meets Reality
by countryfreak reviews
Sara isn't thrilled with the outcome of the latest Harry Potter book warningmajor spoiler, but then she meets the newest CSI. CSIHarry Potter crossover
CSI - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/30/2003 - Published: 7/10/2003
Charles Lee Ray: Roots
by Nathander reviews
Charles Lee Ray's ORIGIONAL story, told for the first time. JOxER and Candy, this one's for you two!
Child's Play - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2002
by Einstein-Wannabe reviews
( Complete at last!) Anakin’s busy head banging to Jedi Rhapsody, Obi falls for a Portman look-alike, and Padme sings 'Coruscant Woman' in Leia's slave outfit. Star Wars meets Wayne’s World. You’ll never see Jar Jar in the same light again.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,670 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/29/2002 - Published: 8/25/2002 - Complete
Why not to get drunk!
by The Long Gone Writer reviews
Ryan Dunn is hungover and unable to remember the events of the night before. He asks Bam Margera, Brandon DiCamillo and more people to try and find out, but does he?
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/27/2002 - Complete
My Name Is
by Princess of Punk reviews
Really stupid Eminem songfic that makes no sense. It's about Fred Weasley, for some reason. I still can't figure out why I wrote this. Just R/R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/28/2000
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Summer for President reviews
What would happen if Pedro had lost the school election? Disclaimer: I do not own Napoleon Dynamite or it's characters.
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/15/2009
Lonely Jack reviews
Jack Sparrow is in Davvy Jones locker, meeting various strange characters. A collaberation of Depp characters, inspired by a story called One Depp too Far for Mr.Wonka, if you like this one, I recomend checking it out!
Movie X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,102 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008
Sponge & Spongier reviews
Spongebob Dumb & Dumber crossover Note: the site have removed the stars * that I had around the captions in this story, so it looks confusing and dumb, but I'm not gonna fix it. Too lazy lol
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,455 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/29/2005 - Published: 10/1/2003