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Joined 05-16-12, id: 4007316, Profile Updated: 12-29-21
Author has written 17 stories for Legend of Zelda, Crash Bandicoot, American Dragon: Jake Long, Zootopia, Kid Icarus, My Little Pony, Skylanders, Owl House, and Pokémon.

BANDICOOT SAUCE (also on YouTube and DeviantArt)

The 'Sauce' of N. Sanity

Welcome! I'm a hobbyist gamer and writer looking to share my passions with the world! Check out any of my fanfics that might pique your interest and enjoy!

Have questions? Then by all means, message me! I don't bite... much.

See you soon, fellow meddling marsupials!

My OCs (Original Characters)

CAUTION: Possible SPOILERS for various fanfics of mine ahead!

Frigid Faze

Series: My Little Pony

Species: Batpony

Gender: Male (Stallion)

Age: Young Adult

Bio: Frigid Faze hails from the Belfry, a remote settlement in a frigid, snow-covered region far outside the borders of Equestria. He journeyed far from home thanks to his desire to see the outside world in spite of the widely spread stereotype of the ‘vicious, vampiric Batpony’. He was able to acquire a battered, run-down wagon as a mobile home and took up the only line of work that somepony as ‘spooky’ as him could find: Grave digging. With Flutterhsy’s help, Frigid just might be able to overcome the negative stigma surrounding his species and form lasting friendships with the denizens of Equestria!

Powers And Abilities:


Enhanced agility

Ability to hang upside-down from overhead surfaces

Ability to see in complete darkness

Barista Garnet (BG-2187)

Series: Crash Bandicoot

Species: Brat Girl (Anthropomorphic Bat)

Gender: Female

Age: Young Adult

Bio: In an alternate timeline, BG-2187 served as a minion of evil at Evil Public School on the outskirts of Wumpa Island, but unlike her fellow Brat Girls (half-bat, half-girl, all nuisance), she had no passion for being evil or blindly loyal to her superiors, making her the subject of much scrutiny from her peers. Feeling out of place among her idiotic and highly irrational co-workers, BG-2187 kept to herself whenever possible, leading her to discover her talent - and passion - for brewing coffee in her spare time. Upon demonstrating her skills, she was put to work in the school cafeteria as a barista, where she faced verbal and even physical abuse from her fellow Brat Girls, who were spitefully determined to find fault in her excellent coffee. Finally becoming fed up with her abuse and unfulfilling lifestyle, BG-2187 volunteered for a field assignment in the harsh Frozen Coast, intent on slipping away into the icy wilderness in search of a new and better life for herself. With the help of a Ratcicle Titan that she named North, BG-2187 was able to escape, ultimately falling through a quantum rift and finding herself in a new world - the SNaXX Dimension! Taking the name Barista Garnet, the outcast Brat Girl found a new home and a new lease on life in Neon City, the culinary capital of the universe!

Powers And Abilities:

Hand-to-hand combat (channels ‘Mojo’ magic to promote stronger strikes)

Immobilising chitter (requires megaphone)

Ability to convert Titans into energy and magically store them in her pocket

Ability to ride and command Titans (requires North)


Series: Crash Bandicoot

Species: Ratcicle (Titan)

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown

Bio: In an alternate timeline, Dr. Neo Cortex created an army of powerful mutant monsters called the Titans! As a Ratcicle (half-rat, half-icicle, all muscle), North was kept in the Ice Prison - a cold storage facility built into a series of icy caverns in the Frozen Coast, where he was treated like an animal, forced to abide by the orders, whims and fashion statements of Cortex’s ‘Brat Girl’ minions on a daily basis. It was only Barista Garnet, the Brat Girl formerly known as BG-2187 and who was more sympathetic than her peers, who saw North as anything more than a mindless, exploitable monster. Together, they escaped the Ice Prison and ultimately fell through a quantum rift, finding themselves in a new world - the SNaXX Dimension! Now, North loyally stands at Barista Garnet’s side, the two having each other’s backs as they brew coffee and pursue fulfilment in life.

Powers And Abilities:

Super strength

Enhanced agility

Powerful, frost-infused claw swipes

Ability to create icicles to attack and/or freeze enemies

Ability to freeze large bodies of water

Moss (Hector)

Series: Pokémon

Species: Human

Gender: Male

Age: 23

Bio: From a young age, Hector aspired to become a Pokémon Breeder. Growing up in the Sinnoh region, he forged bonds with many wild Pokémon as a child, including his trusted partner Pokémon, an Eevee that he nicknamed Tickles. Hector also received a nickname of his own, Moss, courtesy of a childhood friend he grew up alongside. The nickname is in reference to Hector's love of nature and greenery. Nowadays, Moss seeks to prove himself as a Breeder, but he stumbles (sometimes literally) due to his clumsy nature. Despite his shortcomings, Moss is earnest and compassionate to a fault and will never turn a blind eye to someone in need, be they human, Pokémon or something else entirely.

Powers and Abilities:

Proficient in Pokémon battles (requires Tickles and/or other Pokémon)

Knowledgable in regards to Pokémon health and biology

Knowledgable in regards to herbal medicine

Proficient in cooking

Licensed to drive road vehicles

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The Customer Is (Not) Always Right by Xandra Fox reviews
Follow the chronicles of Rupin the Gear Peddler as he scams unaware customers, tolerates irritating co-workers, and attempts to conquer his first world problems. Skyward Sword, as told through the eyes of a cynical shopkeeper.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 143,125 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/23/2020 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Rupin
Simply Marvelous by EvilSnowmanProductions reviews
After N. Gin quits being Cortex's right-hand-man, Cortex is on the desperate search for a new assistant! The only problem, however, is that nobody wants to work with him because of his egotistical and judgmental attitude. But will one individual rise above the rest? As of now, this story has turned into a montage of one-shots concerning Cortex and his new assistant. [ON HIATUS]
Crash Bandicoot - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,058 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/8/2019 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Neo Cortex, Uka Uka, Nina Cortex, OC
Vivian goes to the store to get some instant noodles by TUWAN reviews
It's all in the title, really. Vivian goes to the store to get some instant noodles. Truly a stupid story to both read and write.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/15/2018 - Published: 4/3/2018 - Vivian, Goombella - Complete
Applebloom wants to see her parents, the Cutie Mark Crusaders want their cutie marks, so they do the the only logical thing and try to raise the dead. Can these three amateur Necromancers pull it off without bringing back something twisted and wrong or a horde of the undead?
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,806 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/14/2017 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Applejack, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, Applebloom - Complete
The Infinite Loops: A Tale of two Realms by TokoWH reviews
Two separate realms are stuck in a time loop with only a few of the beings living there aware of it happening. Though initially distraught from having to do everything over again and again, soon enough they begin to resort to some interesting ways to blow off steam and keep their sanity. Though no one knows how it happened, only one thing is for certain. Hilarity quickly ensues.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 391,402 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 3/10/2017 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Spyro, Sparx, Ember, Cynder
Selfie by Pseudo Twili reviews
During his quest to save Hyrule, Link finds something even more important than his mission, something that distracts him from the tasks at hand. What is Midna going to do with someone who goofs off as much as he does? (Inspired by the new artwork for TPHD.)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2016 - Link, Midna - Complete
Let's Go to the Dog Show by EquinoxWolf reviews
Midna has an idea to make some money and Link absolutely hates it.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/9/2015 - Link, Midna - Complete
Romance: Paid in Full by Avarici reviews
Chuckie Finster had long ago realized that his high school experience was going to be less than ideal, but when Angelica is thrown into the mix things only get worse. Trying to avoid her stalker she bribes Chuckie to be her "boyfriend" for two weeks, but the pair quickly learn that their feelings aren't so imaginary.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,132 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Chuckie F., Angelica P.
In The Lair of The Hypno Baron by VGMC reviews
An alternate take on Shantae's fight with the Hypno Baron.
Shantae - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2015 - Shantae - Complete
The Beanish Boy by The Chortling Mermaid reviews
This is the story of Fawful's life, who he meets along the way, and how he came to be where he is now. Starts before M & L: Superstar Saga. I suck at summaries. :p Rated T, just in case.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,972 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Cackletta, Fawful
The Price of Being a Dark Lord by Sauron Gorthaur reviews
Just before Dirk regains his original form after drinking the Essence of Evil, he screams, "Noooo! Not that!" An odd thing to say for a Dark Lord who's been willing to do anything to get his powers back... This is why he said what he did.
Dark Lord, Jamie Thomson - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Dirk L. - Complete
Fun in Hyrule Field by Castiel-Fan reviews
Just a few playful and funny moments Link and Midna share in Hyrule Field :). Curiou? Then feel free to check it out :D
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Link, Midna - Complete
A Day in the Life of Termina's Ganondorf by Kirbunny431 reviews
We all know the story of Hyrule's King of Evil, Ganondorf. However, never has been told the tale of his Terminian counterpart. What exactly has this alternate Ganondorf been up to for all this time? Very slightly implied Alt!GanonxOC. One-shot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Ganondorf - Complete
Are You Scared Yet? by ChicFlick97 reviews
Kate manages to convince the Bandicrew to go Trick-or-Treating on mainland Australia and decide to split up. Crash hates Halloween, and Kate plans to change that... And who will be crowned the Halloween King?
Crash Bandicoot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,691 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot - Complete
Odds and Ends by ChicFlick97 reviews
Crash Bandicoot has been given a mission: to protect a young woman. Her DNA is the the rarest and will only work through Cortex's latest invention. It's bad enough with Crash's arrogance, but will he be able to stand her attitude? Or, will love flourish?
Crash Bandicoot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,984 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Crash Bandicoot, Neo Cortex - Complete
Haircut by Mike Prower the Fox reviews
The gang gets to Sunyshore City, and Ash decides to call Misty. Before he can, though, Dawn forces him to get a haircut. How will it turn out? One-shot, first story.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
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Of Coffee Beans And Mutant Outcasts reviews
The aroma of roasted coffee beans reached her nostrils, her snout twitching in response to the scent. She closed her eyes and inhaled deeply, basking in the aroma, momentarily losing herself in both it and the Lo-Fi hip hop music that played softly in the background. 'This', she thought, 'Is paradise.' Celebrating 25 years of Crash Bandicoot. (Also on DeviantArt!)
Crash Bandicoot - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,071 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 19h - Published: 1/19/2021 - Crash Bandicoot, OC
Beyond Mars reviews
Now a few years removed from her criminal exploits as a member of Team Galactic, former Commander Mars is looking to find her place in a world that continues to judge her for her past actions. Little does she know that an unlikely journey awaits her, along with an even more unlikely friend... (Also on DeviantArt!)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,988 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/18/2021 - Published: 8/6/2021 - Mars, OC
All Campfire'd Up! reviews
The Skylanders are going camping! They'll roast marshmallows, tell spooky stories, enjoy the tranquility of nature... and finds ways to get under each other's skin for better and worse as they deal with some unexpected surprises. Featuring George and Eugenie, the Portal Masters from Skylanders: Ring Of Heroes! (Also on DeviantArt!)
Skylanders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/2/2021 - Published: 12/12/2020
Owl I Need Is You reviews
An obligatory 'Lumity' fanfic with an obligatory pun title, hoot, hoot. Expect plenty of cheesy humour and sweet moments alike, courtesy of your pal Hooty… and the author, I guess. Hoot.
Owl House - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/9/2021 - Published: 6/5/2021 - [Luz N., Amity B.] Eda - Complete
Close Encounters Of The Apple Kind
Equestria Girls universe. Late one night, Applejack has a truly out-of-this-world experience. What will become of our favourite farm girl? Read to find out! That is, if you're prepared to handle the truth, and the truth... is out there.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/25/2021 - Published: 3/10/2021 - Applejack
Rainbow Dash is staying at Sweet Apple Acres for the night, but what starts as a typical sleepover soon becomes a frightening experience for the cyan Pegasus... One-shot. Friendship Is Magic universe. (Also on DeviantArt!)
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Published: 3/10/2021 - Rainbow Dash, Applejack - Complete
Scared Stealthless
Stealth Elf doesn't scare easily... right? Roller Brawl is determined to put that notion to the test, whether 'Stealthie' likes it or not. One-shot. Fluff. (Also on DeviantArt!)
Skylanders - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2020 - Roller Brawl, Stealth Elf - Complete
From Out Of The Belfry reviews
Friendship Is Magic universe. When a mysterious young stallion takes up residence in Ponyville, Applejack is hesitant to trust him due to his seclusive nature. Her fears are compounded when this stranger befriends Applebloom… and is later seen digging graves in the dead of night!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,986 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/16/2020 - Published: 12/7/2019 - Fluttershy, Applejack, Applebloom, OC
Steamed Hays
...But it's a My Little Pony fanfic, and it's obviously grilled. Starlight Glimmer has her hooves full trying to prepare lunch for Twilight Sparkle, and as usual, everything goes to Tartarus (not literally). Friendship Is Magic universe. Inspired by the now infamous Simpsons meme. (Also on DeviantArt!)
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2019 - Twilight Sparkle, Spike, Starlight Glimmer - Complete
A Total Yolk: The N Trance Chronicles reviews
You've seen him on the race track, and now, get ready to follow the (mis)adventures of the egg-shaped master of hypnotism from the Fifth Dimension as he tackles his greatest challenge yet. Contains randomness and LOTS of egg puns! You have been warned. (DISCONTINUED)
Crash Bandicoot - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2019 - Nitros Oxide, N. Trance, Emperor Velo XXVII
Not Our Neck Of The Woods reviews
When Link's train breaks down on a section of track that's off the beaten path, he and an uneasy Princess Zelda must make the best of a bad situation… by spending a night in the woods. Set after Spirit Tracks.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,346 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 12/3/2016 - Link, Zelda
Discord's Disco Dissonance reviews
Friendship Is Magic universe. Discord plans to surprise Fluttershy with a dance party. Unfortunately, she won't be the only one who gets surprised by what the spirit of chaos has in mind... Warning: Contains a LOT of typical Discord humour and spoilers for the 2017 MLP movie!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,772 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/24/2018 - Published: 1/20/2018 - Fluttershy, Discord, Tempest Shadow - Complete
A Typical Evening With Pit And The Gang reviews
The title doesn't lie; it's just Pit and company at their best... whatever that is. One-shot. Fluff.
Kid Icarus - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2017 - Dark Pit, Pit - Complete
Sleeping Rearrangements reviews
It's hard to sleep when your next-door neighbours are self-admittedly obnoxious. It's even harder when you've got a gorgeous hunk of a fox with an attitude sharing your accommodations. Hopps x Wilde. Fluff. One-shot. (Also on DeviantArt!)
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/27/2016 - Judy H., Nick W. - Complete
Memory Mismatch reviews
The sphinx hair really hits the fan when Jake loses his memory, including all knowledge of his dragon powers... Aw, man!
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,147 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Complete
Coco's Glasses reviews
Why would Coco need glasses? And how does she feel about wearing them? Rated T for minor swearing.
Crash Bandicoot - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot - Complete
Positively Handy reviews
Link is bothered about something. Can he bring himself to tell Midna? No, it's not what you think. Completely random, but nonetheless funny!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Link, Midna - Complete