Name: You don't need to know
Age: Move along...
Country: Somewhere in Asia
Hobbies: Sleeping, slacking, reading and etc...
Reading is a hobby of mine, and I really, really hate stories that are written poorly, unrealistically and are just generally bad... Okay, maybe not hate. Dislike seems a much better word.
I shall one day write and post a story! That I promise to myself! Though it's unlikely to happen. Was never much of a fan of writing. I find it to be much too troublesome. I much prefer to enjoy the fruits of other people's labor.
If for whatever reason you sent a PM to me. If it's a reply to my reviews, expect no reply, unless you've something to ask me. (I'm too lazy to type one)
http://9gag.com/gag/4397309 Your horoscope.
http://9gag.com/gag/3942884 Shit happens.
Quotes that I very much approve of.
"I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job..Because, he will find an easy way to do it"
"Man's stupidity knows no bounds"
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present."
"No one is perfect...That's why pencils have erasers"
"When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving object"
"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense"
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried"
"Silence is golden, duck-tape is silver "
"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much"
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures"
"Cheating: The Plan B of winners for over 2000 years"
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you can read that please put it in your profile.
The Spartans Oath
We are humanity's shield.
We are the sword.
We are anger.
We are hate.
We have defied Gods and Demons.
We are strong as stone.
We are fast as wind.
We are the fire in the eye.
We are the steel in the soul.
We have walked to Edge of the Abyss.
We have governed the unwilling.
We have witnessed countless empires break before us.
We have seen the most courageous soldiers fall away in fear.
We are death and war.
We are demons.
We are a monument to all your sins.
We are Spartans.
(Taken from HD-spartan)
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